Are You A Never Pooper? | Tuesday 11.12.13

0:26 It is time believe your worries outside and laugh with us inside the Treehouse on Daniel Malley along with Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma on Tuesday, November twelfth, twenty twenty four. Welcome. If you had the day off for Veterans Day yesterday, I hope you enjoyed it, did something memorable, maybe did a little something to commemorate those who observed I I will admit, and this isn't exactly like coming out of the closet or anything groundbreaking. I love a good monkey story.

1:13 And if there's anything that I learned from my gen X upbringing that I think you guys did as well, and that is we like to root for the underdog, or in some cases, the under monkey. The other day we were talking about the story about the monkeys who escaped the research laboratory. I believe it was in South Carolina. Forty three monkeys. Yeah, forty three monkeys escaped to South Carolina research facility last week because an employee didn't fully lock a door. Yep. Well, since we've talked about that, last report was twenty five of those forty three monkeys have been recovered and returned to the lab. Which leaves eighteen still running amuck outside the facility. And I mentioned the movie Project X from the eighties. That's where they were. I think it was like the Monkey Space program. They were testing the monkeys and trying to get them to send to space and fly and all this stuff. And if memory serves me, which it rarely does, because I have a poor memory because I ran into a wooden playground equipment as a child, Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker, okay, look at me, go if that's correct, and if it's not, just let me roll for now. And they saved the monkey. They saved the monkeys at the end, or at least they try to. And that was what I learned. And my gen X upbringing is to help the little guy, or

2:46 in this case, help the little monkey escape the dirty, dirty research facility. I want these monkeys to be free. Because I will also admit that while I appreciate scientific research on other beings for my benefit, I don't want to see it, hear about it, know about it. And I certainly think it's a travesty to test cosmetics on animals becods. That's just ridiculous. Mm hmm but you want free range macaques. That is your solution too. Look, it's a delicate balance. There's this world. I mean, it's it's good, it's evil, it's it's science, it's art.

3:30 But but out out of the eighties where most people, uh, you know, if you talked about eighties movies and monkeys would hearten back to Sydney, Sigourney Weavers, you know, amazing performance and gorillas in the myths during Jane Goodall and but yours is as Project X with Matthew Matthew product Proderick Hey. He met Sarah Jessica Parker on the film. They fell in love and they have been happily married since. Uh so there was I mean, yeah, a crap movie, but a but a beautiful. Outcome and a and a gorgeous message. Yes, that you can find love on the set of a monkey movie.

4:14 Well, Sarah Jessica Parker, I mean she could have fallen in love with that Lawrence kid On girls just want to have fun. But I guess that wasn't in the cards. Honestly, TRADE don't know. If I saw all of gorillas in the mist, I think that was I think I think in the O'Malley household. That night we hit the we hit the video store on the way home because we always got like a stack of videos for the weekend, and Friday night was typically we would start with the family film so I could watch it. That would have been the Project X, I guess, and then the movie that came on after that into the into the VCR would have been the more adult one, and I usually fell asleep early in that because I was just tired. Well, I think we had the Monkey double feature. We started with Project X and then they put on Gorillas in the Mist and it was it was very sleepy for little meat walk.

5:04 If there was another Monkey movie, it was every which way but lose fore you come on. I mean I watched that at my papa's house. I mean, let's be honest. The reason why you didn't see Gorilla in the Miss is because it was a good movie. Yeah. I was gonna say, if it was like Gorilla's in the Myst Versus Jason, you would watch that like Freddy versus Jane Goodall, Like you would watch that movie. Absolutely, do you not hear yourself? It is blockbuster written all over it. Yes, it has Blockbuster video written all over it, and they're out of business, like that's why you fell asleep. It is because it was a damn good movie. I was. Also, I'm gonna look this up, but I guarantee you I was. I bet I was like five or six years old when Gorillas in the Mist came out, So I was eight.

5:48 It came out in nineteen eighty eight, so I believe it's okay. So yeah, I would have been about eight years old, you know. Keep I saw Jaws at the age of five, and that kept me awake for sure. But I mean Rillas in the myst didn't have the same story that Project X did. I mean Project X had flying monkeys, well, monkeys who could fly, well, monkeys piloting things. Yeah, flying monkeys. I just would have been Wizard of Oz. Yeah. And this is a movie about a wonderful lady who gave up her life to help gorillas and communicate with them and teach them how to communicate back. It was just a just a all around beautiful movie. So I can see where you would you said beautiful, I heard boring.

6:32 Yeah, that's that's right. Now. Had the at the end, had the gorillas eaten Jane Goodall, I think it would have kepture. Oh that would have been a fun twist. Yeah, yeah, not for Jane, but for but for little Danny, Uh who I would have Yeah. I do want to use this as as an inspiration because I do think it's important that while we are inside the treehouse, uh physically we have we have our dear dear listeners that are are metaphorically inside the treehouse figuratively inside the treehouse with us, and I want to give I want to give one of our listeners a chance to be a little bit deeper inside the treehouse with us, because one of our dear dear listeners has decided to throw a versus at us. Oh that's the wrong button. Hang on mmmm, I gotta change the colors on those. Well, all right, it's time for a Listener provided verses inside the Treehouse. Jay on our ex Twitter account has proposed to us a versus okay, based on based on the escape monkeys from the research facility, would you rather the outcome be the movie Outbreak or Planet of the Apes? So, in today's version of verses, listener, provided the monkey escape from the research facility, would you rather that result in the plot in real life being Outbreak or Planet of the Apes. M. Yes, Stray, your

8:10 hand is up? Or is that like? Or? Is that like a monkey salute? No? Are we having to live in the town where the Outbreak took place? Yes, you basically get trans like the monkey escape happens. Would you rather live in Outbreak the movie or live in Planet of the Apes? Hm? Hmmm, I don't want to break your brains here. No I would. I would go with the Planet of the Apes. Interesting. Why is that. Because the disease in Outbreak was like horrific? Right it Isn't it like it was a very long and arduous way to die, where as opposed to you know what, I have the gift of gab, and I could make friends with the monkeys that have now taken over gotcha? Okay, so I think I could win over their hearts and minds, gotcha?

9:03 Not a little bit of a solid crowd work can't accomplish. You know, I have some I have some monkey humor. You know, spent time in India. I know Hinduism has a monkey god. Oh so I'm already used to worshiping a monkey god. What's what's forty two? More? Sure? Ray? What about you? Are you going with the plot of Outbreak to Live or Planet of the Apes. I'm gonna go with Outbreak. Interesting. Why is that. Because one of your things are gonna happen. Either they're going to find the vaccine or they're going to bomb the town. Either way, it's over pretty quick. That's a good point. That is true. That is true, That is excellent. I'm gonna go with I'm gonna go with the Planet of the Apes version mainly because I feel like we've had a good run and I want to see what the monkeys can do with it.

9:52 Yeah, that's what I'm I I would kind of want to see that too, Like, let's see what you guys now that you can you have you know, you can think, speak and articulate. Uh, what do you see wrong with things? And how would you fix it as opposed to like sores and and and oozing pussing things before the town gets bombed or uh they find a vaccine And now my face looks like Edward James almost uh, And so yeah, nobody wants that. No, I'd rather have the monkeys ruling things than the pock. Riddled I did. I'll admit I did not expect an Edward James almost reference to h no Won. Yeah, yeah, you never do. But then there he is.

10:42 You're in the Visit us online at Freehouse on Air dot com. Time out, I talk to Daniel Cook from COOKDFW Roofing and Restoration for your free roof inspection and to get on the cook list call it three three cook DFW the website cookdfw dot com. The other day, Daniel, we were talking and you mentioned critters in the attic. I have to admit at one point in my life I lived with some friends and in their roof they had critters in the attic, specifically horny raccoons. Dan. That happens a lot, especially in areas that have a lot of trees, you know, vegetation, water sources, perfect areas for you know, our night creatures and squirrels and rats and all kinds of stuff.

11:31 Because they're just like us. They don't want to be cold, they will don't want to be wet. They are looking for safety and they're looking for warmth, and that's that's where they're going to go. Majority of the time is in little cracks around your roofline. They could be on the side of your siding going up into your cornices. Trevor, one of our project managers, just went out the other day and had to fix a hole going into someone's front of the porch because they actually did have a family rack uns that had gone up there and made their babies and you know, and they didn't want to come backing in and so then they we had to go out there and fix those holes and get those closed up and seal them up.

12:12 And not only that, I mean, it just gives you more areas that you know, you could cause more damage to your property. And so you know, there's so many things that you know, you do not want rodents of any kind, you know, trapped in your attic or running around. So yeah, let us come out. We can do an assessment. We're not the best exterminators or trappers, but we can definitely hopefully seal that up to where they won't be able to get back in there. If you have or even suspect you have raccoons in your cornices, you call Dan. You'll cook from COOKDFW Roofing and Restoration. I learned a new word today. Eight three three Cook DFW eight three three COOKDFW or the website cookdfw dot com.

12:57 You're in the tree House sit us online on Treehouse on air dot com. The first segment of the Treehouse is brought to you by our friends at Fairlease. Ready for a new vehicle? Then you are ready to call fair Lease or you can just email them. Either way they'll get back to you. Go to fairlease dot org today. That's fair lease dot org to get your new vehicle from fair Lease. The Treehouse is driven five days a week by Fairlease. Go to the website fairlease dot Org. All right, Trey, Uh, we apparently put out some misinformation or disinformation or we were just wrong. I was totally wrong about Project X. Yes, that was not Sarah Jessica Parker in that movie.

13:39 It was a Helen Hunt. Oh interesting. Matthew Broddock was in it, right, Yes, Matthew Broddock. Was it that they actually didn't meet until like nineteen ninety one? Was that only a set of inspector gadget? No? Actually there's a set something on Broadway. Oh interesting? Okay, yeah, yeah, Well, once again my brain has betrayed me. I guess I just assumed for some reason. I I feel bad. I need to apologize to Helen Hunt, Helen Hut. I'm sorry her careers turned out really, really nicely despite her being in that film, and I apologize for misremembering her and Sarah Jessica Parker's I mean, as you heard, I remember Sarah Jessica Parker in his day and girls just want to have fun, which I think Helen Hunt was in that.

14:30 I mean, do you remember square pegs? That's the question. From p E class. Yeah, yeah, you had to put the pegs on the board and work your way up. Yeah. I was never any good at that. I couldn't do it. Okay, I don't think that's what See. Sometimes I wonder, Dan, had you not hit the building, what what would. Have happened when you hit the building? When you say playground equipment, you need to you need to tell people what it was. It was somebody's woodshed or log cabin or something that it was. It was a piece of wooden playground equipment in the middle of the playground. That hadn't just one and just one entrance and exit. Just you just went straight through.

15:12 That was that was my game. Yeah, I was going to run from one side straight through because the other two sides had the other two sides had bars on them. Did it have orange cones around it, caution tape anything. It was in the middle of the playground. It was like there just to play with it. It's next to next to slides and things. Was anybody else doing this? Did you? Were you following someone else's lead? Like, oh my god, yeah, let's see. So so I think like, had you not hit it, Like in my head sometimes I think, like what kind of scholar you would have been, Like it would have been like doctor O'Malley or you know, Dane O'Malley. pH d uh.

15:55 Did did the guardians at the adoption center and the white lab coats did they tell you to run into that? Wouldn't the thing? No? I think they let me come to that conclusion on my own. Yea. So were they stribling? What's that? Were they scribbling notes furiously as you did it? Yeah? I think that was what kept me out of the flying Monkey program. They not smart enough to pilot next to these apes. Right right when it happened, like right when you hit, did you look over and like like they just kind of started knocking down some money off the price of the adoption Like were you were you discounted to that point like twenty percent off? Like final sale just said no take back, sis. I don't know how it worked on the adoption.

16:38 That's where they sent me to the ninety nine cent only uh rescue kidd store. Like you were full price O'Malley, uh and then you hit that thing and they're like, ah, we got a knock forty percent of this off. But yeah, yeah, gold took a beating, by the way, despite me running headfirst into and playground equipment, affecting my monetary value to my family. Helen Hunt was indeed in Girls Just Want to have Fun with Sarah Jessica Parker's so you both. You created a new game that nobody wants to play. Six Degrees of Matthew Brodwick. This feels more like six Degrees of Project X. But yeah, that's just tyme damn thing.

17:25 Well, I never saw it was Girls Just want to have Fun based on the hit Cindy Lamper song. It's sort of I think it was. I mean, I'm looking at this. It came out. I think it was eighty eight as well. Let's see. No, I'm sorry this came out in nineteen eighty five, but listen to the cast. Girls just want to have fun and keep in mind This was not my selection. I have an older sister who's six and a half years older than me, So that's why I know this film. I didn't have a choice in the matter. But listen to this cast while we're at it. We've got Sarah Jessica Parker, Helen Hunt and Doherty hm hmm uh, Lee Montgomery who looks like one of the Lawrence uh uh boys, but he's not. And Jonathan Silverman.

18:11 So, oh, well, you have it. Okay. That was a all star lineup in the in the mid eighties. Yeah, it was sort of like like two or three steps below the brat Pack. This is a discount Brad Pat brad Pack. Yeah. Yeah, that's a That's a solid lineup for the for the mid eighties. They could have added like a cameo by Boy George or Wham and just shot it over the top, but I don't. Yeah, I don't think they had to budget for it. They had Jonathan Silverman. So while I did run headfirst into playground equipment as a child, I apparently have not learned my lesson because even as an adult, I still put myself through punishing things that I think are good ideas.

18:53 Because I tried yoga again recently, And I told you guys about the first time I tried to hear yars ago with my wife. We were doing the the P ninety X yoga in the living room and I was doing some sort of like prayer twist thing with a lunge to the right and I got stuck right. Well, it kind of happened again. So we went to a yoga class recently. It was called Hatha yoga. I thought, was that, like, it's it's Indian. It's well, yeah, it's right. I didn't want to is that Indian for hot yoga? Is? When I asked her and she said no, she wasn't sure what it was. And I said, is it? Is it cold yoga? Because Hatha like hath star wars empire strikes back. And then she rolled her eyes and then left the room. But I got stuck again. I got I was in like I was seated right, and then you take your uh you sit cross legged, almost got almost got almost got canceled there. I was sitting cross legged and then you take your right foot and you put it up so your knee is up. And then you take that right foot and put it on the outside of your left knee. Okay, well I'm not that flexible, so it just stayed in front of my left knee. And then you're supposed to turn twist to the right, right, so you're stretching over that right hip and your butt and all that stuff. Well, problem is is, I'm not very flexible, and I've not been to a yoga class in a year, and so when I got into this position where I was trying

20:23 to get into, it was like here, just I'm gonna try and get it. And then. And then I had a cramp. Then I had a cramp from hell, and I am still sore in my hip flexer. My hip flexer cramped up on me so bad it felt like fire going down my thigh. That was two days ago, and I'm it still hurts when I just try to raise my leg. See, and this is for this is just for our listeners. So you know they say that, you know, not all Latin men can danse, not all black people can sing. This just goes to say, not all white people can do yoga, even though you guys try so desperately hard to do it. Uh, if you just next time you go into yoga class, look around. If there's no Indians there. Leave. Uh.

21:13 If we're not there and we invented it, Uh, it's it's not a good class. I'm just I'm just saying like, if you're if you're if you're a white instructor, you know Davy Shanty shows up and and wants to mustay the class. Uh, just you know, just stay in, Just stay in, child's pose for the whole class. How did you know his name? Did you see the sign up online? As well? He spent time in an ashram in in India. That's that was his claim to fame, instead of saying he was poor and lost in India, was like he found himself. No, no, you didn't. You ran out of money, that's what That's what happened. And yoga saved your life.

21:58 When begging on the streets of Mumbai. Just get out. Yeah, how'd you learn yoga? I was broke in Mumbai. That's how I learned yoga. Uh yeah, I I've done. I've been to yoga class, I've been to hot I've been to Vinyasta flows and I've been to hot to yoga and to all those things. And I know I'm good. I know we invented it. But it's hard. It's not a it's not it's not it's not easy. So I understand your your plight and your pain. It was pain. It's like I said, it's still hurts. Yeah, and you're a stocky fella, so it's not really If you looking around the room, there's probably not people your size. I'm not built for yoga, No, I'm ironically, I'm built exactly like the wooden structure I ran headfirst into when I was five. Maybe that's how I got my shade.

22:54 You're listening to the Treehouse. Visit is online that Treehouse on air dot com. Let's get Jacqueline from Brooks Plumbing into the Treehouse now. For any and all of your plumbing wants and needs, give her and all of them. They're a call to one fourth three six eight thirty eight thirty eight the website Brooks Plumbing Texas dot com. When I had my house in Dallas, Jacqueline, you came out a few times to help us with some issues, and your response time was phenomenal. And it wasn't just because it was me. It was because that's the kind of company you run. You go out of your way trying to help every client and try to get there as soon as you can.

23:35 Well, I mean the reality of it is is that plumbing is unfortunately a need and not so much a want. Yes, you can want to remodel the bathroom and that's not pressing, but typically when it comes to service or leak investigations, et. Cetera, et cetera. If you've got to stoppage on the mainline and you don't know and you keep putting liquid or you know, waste into the drains, if it has nowhere to go, we'll come back in the house. And at that point in time, it's no longer a want, it's a need, and that sort of thing can't wait. When you have those emergencies, you have got to figure out how to manage the crew so that you can have the best response time.

24:17 That's right, and they'll show up and they'll do it quickly. Call Jaqueline from Brooks Plumbing for any and all of those plumbing once and needs two, one, four, three, six, eight, thirty eight, thirty eight and again that website Brooks Plumbing Texas dot com. You're in the treehouse, visit us online at Treehouseonair dot com. That previous segment of the Treehouse is brought to you by Cook DFW Roofing and Restoration. For your free roof inspection, call Daniel and kerrycook today eight three three Cook DFW the website cookdfw dot com. Or even when you call eight three three COOKDFW, tell them hey put me on the cook list. So call Cookdfwroofing and Restoration eight through three Cook DFW the website cookdfw dot com. Trey Raj, I have a very big question to ask of you this morning. Are either of you never poopers?

25:14 I don't. I will need more context. Okay, I will happily provide you with said context. According to a recent survey, one in twelve employees have never pooped at work. So I will ask you again, Trey Raj, are either of you never poopers? I don't have a typical office job, but I have used the bathroom in comedy clubs before. So that would make you someone who poops at work. Like you've got the Laugh Factory, you're you know, pooping? No, I would never prov you're pooping. I don't think I've ever pooped to the Laugh Factory. That's there. That building has been there since like the twenties, so I don't trust they're plumbing. Okay, so I would and I only lived like seventeen minutes away, so if it was that bad, I would have just gone back home.

26:05 It's also like who poops in a bar like that? That takes a different level of alcohol consumption to be able to do that. A desperate person that too. Yes, so I. Would say I have comedy clubs throughout the country. Yes, when I've been at work, and most green rooms will have their own private bathroom. So I have done that, Tray, What about you? Are of you and I had an office together for many many years at a radio station, and I, while I remember you farting in the office a bunch, I don't recall if whether or not you pooped at. Work only in an emergency. I mean I didn't like because just because the bathrooms there were fairly nasty.

26:49 But it was full of radio people. Yeah, exactly. Working in bars isn't much better. So I. Can't say I am a never pooper, but I we'll say I've only do it in an absolute emergency. Gotcha. I had no problem with it. I'm fine with it. Like the way I see it is, it's it's part of the me using all of the space that I'm expected to use. It's kind of like, well, I'm gonna use the toilet paper, I'm gonna use the paper towels, I'm gonna use all this stuff. I'm gonna drink all the coffee. Even when they when they tried charging us for it, and when they when they tried charging us for it, they tried to say, no, you can only put one pouch in there. Well, that tasted terrible, so I put two anyways, and they put two in there.

27:38 You it makes you need to go number two? But yes, a new survey on bathroom habits at work, some people are spending a lot more time in the can than others. One in twelve employees claim they have never gone number two at work. Thirty four percent of those are scared to do that. M I've been in a few bathrooms where I can understand that. But if you work in a place where you're that terrified of the bathroom, I think maybe it's time to fill out a complaint form or talk to HR. Nearly one in five employees refuse to poop at work unless it's absolutely necessary, and one in four choose to hold it in all day and wait until they get home. You gotta be careful with that. That's not healthy.

28:18 Yeah, I think that's maybe why, like hr people are so mad. You know, if you think about it, if they would just poop, maybe they would maybe they would be a little more pleasant. Oh h people. Yeah, did it give a break a gender breakdown? Male female on this because I feel like that women are far more likely to hold try to hold it, or not do it at work. They did find, I don't see the exact numbers, but they do say here that women are far more likely to dislike pooping at work compared to men. Gotcha. I mean the when I did have an office, the buildings that we were the two building went off Hillcrest and went off of belt Line, very nice bathrooms, very nice offices, very nice bathrooms. And then we also had a bathroom inside of our office in the breakroom area that was very very nice and very clean. So yeah, I mean I didn't have an issue with it. Now if it's like, you know, if it's a bathroom but it looks like the inside of a porta potti at a you know, led Zeppelin concert, the no, I wouldn't.

29:27 I would I would hold it. I'm not much of a hover. I don't know how that works. But no, I mean, but I've also used the bathroom in India, so I don't know how I feel about there's there is a there's a conflict there. So it's like those awkward bathroom exchanges when you're trying to like flirt with the the individual in the stall next to you with doing a little foot thing underneath the partition. Except when you do the flot thing, it's like a cobrat hall slinking back. Yeah, if you were to because it's a squat toilet, so if you were trying to do the foot thing, you would just fall ask first into the hole.

30:08 Well you know how You know what happens to me when I do yoga, So I don't think you want to see see me anywhere near one of those squat holes. Of course, I had to leave him in India. He's still squatty. Couldn't get him up. He's stuck. He's just gonna poop forever. That's all it is. He lives there. He was he managed to get down, but he can't get back up. He got you wore out the life alert around. He got down, started to poop that a cramp. He lives there. Now, that's what. It's pretty bad when when you going to help your buddy and I respond, would just leave me here? Save yourself? Tell my family I love them.

30:52 You're in these Visit us online at Freehouse on air dot com. You're listening to the Treehouse visitors online at Treehouse on air dot com. That previous segment of the Treehouse brought to you by Brooks Plumbing. For any and all of your plumbing wants and needs, call Jaqueline at Brooks Plumbing the number two one fourth, three six eight thirty eight thirty eight. That's two one four three six eight thirty eight thirty eight. The website Brooks Plumbingtexas dot com. That is Brooks Plumbingtexas dot com. All right, Trey and Raj back in the Treehouse. Now, you guys are familiar with Gilligan's Island in the song it goes Uh, it was a three hour tour. They got lost and strained on an island for years. Right, m hm, hold on to that memory. A three hour tour?

31:49 H would you consider a four year tour? Uh? This is uh the cruise ship. I believe yes, So for those that are so disheartened by the result of any election, people inevitably say that's it. I'm leaving, I'm not coming back, or I'm leaving while this person's in office and I'm not coming back till they're gone. Well, if you no judgments here, if you are so disheartened by the outcome of the election, there is an option for you, and it is a four year cruise. And the cruise line that is offering this is leaning into it hard by calling it the Skip Forward Package. This allows you to spend four years on a cruise ship and you would return home just in time for the next president, whoever that will be. The cruise will travel to all seven continents and go to one hundred and forty countries. Obviously, a four year cruise is not going to be cheap. Single occupancy rooms, single occupancy rooms. You guys want to try to guess how much uh, four years for one person aboard the four year cruise will cost.

33:08 You four years, one hundred and forty countries. You're gonna need money to get off the ship because it's gonna it's gonna port and then you want to visit and buy trinkets. This is for everything on board the ship. Oh so all inclusive on the ship, so all the food and uh I would go with with pocket money and such. Three fifty Okay, Trey, what about you? I'm gonna go write at a million Ooh interesting. The good news is you guys are ready for a deal because you both overshot it four years on a cruise.

33:52 Single occupancy rooms start at two hundred and fifty six thousand dollars. Double occupancy starts at three hundred twenty thousand dollars, and that does cover everything on board the ship, including all food and drinks. It also includes the fitness center, the spa. I'm sure there's a pool and things. There are also options for shorter cruises of varying links, including a midterm option for just two years if you just want to see what happens in the house in the Senate. A representative for the company Villa v Residences says the trip gives passengers flexibility to escape traffic jams, politics, and the monotony of city life. So I want to ask this question of you again, and now that you are armed with a little more information, if you could afford three hundred thousand dollars for a four year cruise. Would you do it around the world four years?

34:48 Is it the same comic every night? I can only take so much flip inorly? Uh? Yeah? Is it the same entertainment? Like? Are they flying the entertainers out? What are they I would hope that they're going to rotate the entertainment. Okay, otherwise you're just gonna be on a on a boat for four years, just really binge watching Netflix. Yeah, and then the buffets. You know, you can kind of mix it up. I think you can. You can. You can have a night where it's like, you know, tonight's stake night, We'll do that. And so they have the nice restaurants, they have the buffets, and keeping in mind you're gonna go to ports. You're gonna go to one hundred and forty countries in four years, so you're gonna go to porch. You're gonna get varying sights and sounds and experiences and food and all that.

35:37 There's there's doctors on board in case you get a little ze sick. There's some spam. I mean, if it's all inclusive in the three I would go. I would ra I. Can't tell if you look concerned worried or there's. There's no effing way that is. Think about it. You're talking about roughly sixty five thousand dollars a year. M hmm. That's you can you can barely live in Dallas in a really nice place for sixty five thousand a year And that doesn't include like and that wouldn't even cover going out and your food and everything else. So you're telling me you're gonna live, You're gonna have all your meals covered. I mean that that's a deal of a century, But it just sounds like a really bad, all inclusive where you know you're gonna you know, be drinking Joe Daniels and uh, you know, just just bad liquor and horrible food and yay graces. Yeah.

36:32 Hey, I'm just saying there's nothing wrong with Joe Daniels and imitation crab. I'm just saying, uh, every night all imitation crab is a natural diuretic. I don't know if you know that. Is that a chocolate fountain? No, that's rush. He's stuck. He got stuck at the crab station to get uh. No, I've been on uh you know, when I went on the cruise A couple of years ago. I thoroughly enjoyed it the good. You enjoy it for four years? Waits, how much did you pay for the cruise? I was performing on it? So I was free? Okay? So Trey, are you saying sixty five grand a year is too high or too low?

37:13 Too low? So you're saying it's a good deal. I'm saying there's something. There's a catch, because, like I said, you'd be hard pressed to live, you know, on sixty if you were living in a decent place in Dallas. All food, I mean that that that's gonna cover your living expenses in Dallas. Now you're talking about being on a cruise ship, but all your meals are prepared. Yeah, but you're not the only one on the ship. It's not like they're just making. It exactly so you're covering all the staff. Like think the numbers don't make sense. Well, if you have, you know, three thousand people paying three hundred thousand dollars, it does make sense for four.

37:59 But you think of it's per year. I think a seven day cruise is going to run you what like two grand? Yeah, they're about fifteen hundred. Okay, fifteen hundred, So fifteen hundred. I mean that it's just it seems really off. Yeah, if you were the only person on the cruise, I could see while you're you're gonna be drinking well liquor and eating subway sandwiches. But there's gonna be three four thousand people on this that are paying the same amount of money. Not everybody eats the same, not everybody consumes the same, so it is there, I mean, and then not everybody drinks, Like if you went on the cruise, you wouldn't drink. So I don't know, this might break him right off the bow.

38:48 Not to mention. The other thing is have you you seen that? Do you remember the videos of the cruise ships during the pandemic that had to just sit outside ports for months on end, or the videos of cruise ships that have you know, bugs that run through them. Yeah. Now, now, if Dan would have said, you're you're getting on board this cruise for the next four years and it's a carnival cruise, I'd be like, no, not doing that. But this, like this sounds like a decent company that knows what they're doing them. But but then again, so did the White Star Line with the Titanic. So I don't know how this could work. I'm just saying, uh. But I'll also say that there are services that have this. There's the one called the residency, like where you buy a cabin and everything else cost a lot more than this.

39:34 So it's probably because it's nicer. Well again, yeah, that's the I just because also remember whoever's running this cruise ship isn't doing it as a nonprofit. They're trying to make money, so they're gonna they're cutting a lot of corners to give you this price. So so you're so what you said is for this cost four years on a cruise ship, you're expecting something else. There's catch, yeah, very much. So the buffets just always cecis. I you be lucky you're in the tree House.

40:18 Visit us online at treehouseonair dot com. You're listening to the Treehouse. Visit us online at Treehouse on air dot com. I bet you didn't know. You can talk back to us right here inside the treehouse. Go to Treehouse on air dot com. Look over to the lower right hand side of the screen. You'll see a little microphone down there. You can click on that and actually leave us a message. It's been on the website the whole time, I just haven't been promoting it because that's a whole lot of work if you keep leaving me and Trey and Raj a bunch of voicemails. But now I feel like we're just about ready to handle that responsibility. So if you would like to talk back to us inside the treehouse, Treehouse on air dot com and then back there on every page the little microphone lower right, hay, and you click on that and record and leave a message, and I bet Jerry will get it and then if it's good, he'll disseminate it to us. So you now have that option at Treehouseonair dot com. Congratulations, it's a new feature, all right. It is Tuesday, November twelve, twenty twenty four.

41:35 Let's celebrate some birthdays today, all right? Oh, I just misplaced my birthday. They're there, all right. Russell Westbrook is thirty six today. NBA player Russell Westbrook thirty six today, former B two K member and you Got served superstar Oumrion is forty and Halthaway is forty two today. From film like Princess Diaries, They Miss a Rob Gets Smart, The Devil Wears Prada. That movie Ocean's Eight, which even I have not seen. But she was also Catwoman in the Dark Knight Rises. And we've all seen Christopher Nolan's Batman trilogy, right, I believe, So, Rajer, have you seen Anne Hathaway as Catwoman?

42:24 I believe? So how do you not know this? I think I have. I just I don't Look. What were the movies The. Dark Knight Rises? Yep? Saw that one. It's where Baine and and Yeah and Batman punch each other a lot, and Catwoman's in it. Yep. Then I saw that one, did you? Yeah? How do you not know? I was more? I was, Yeah, Baine was just a badass. So I just kind of I think that kind of stole the show. Yeah, so you you were more focused on Thomas Hardy as Baine than Anne Hathaway's button the Cats who Got It? Oh yeah, I mean, I just like he snaps old Christian Bell's back and so comic.

43:05 Anne Hathaway, by the way, Devil's Product. I have seen that. Actually, you enjoyed that movie? I did, of course. Glenn Closest, very talented. Sure, absolutely When that Meryl Streep, That's what I meant, Meryl Streep. I love Trey so much. He just says it before I do. It just makes me happy. That's totally what I meant. At least I got the Ann, a great actress. What I said is still true. It's just that she didn't have any role in that particular thing. I'm sure she didn't want it.

43:49 You know who's good Jody Foster. M he's crowded in that movie. But you know naming you know, Dame Judy Desh who doesn't love her? Now, I said Jody Foster, because when I have brain fart moments like that, I my inner voice sounds like Jody Foster from Nell. Okay, that's funny. Due but day other birthdays today? Oh thank you, Ann Hathaway. Ryan Gosling turns forty four today. Ryan Gosling is forty four today. Uh. He is Sebastian and La La Land Noah in the notebook.

44:37 What I was just gonna say, not in the Devil Worst product either. He was not in The Devilwar's product, but he was in the fall Guy movie, which I thoroughly enjoyed, which Raj, you look down on just because now now when I say I like something, you think it must be terrible, which is not the case. Yeah, I mean Old Guy. Was a fun movie. Trey watch. Did he enjoy it? Agreed? Okay, especially the whole scene where he's chased in the unicorns. Yeah, that's a that's the that's the best part. See quite quit your judginess. If you'd watched the movie, it would make sense. I'm not judge it. I think Ryan Gosling's great. Isn't he married to if Amendez? Yeah, it's not who he's married to. Well, congratulations to him. He's one. Uh he got you you guys, got you guys to watch Fall Guy and he's married to even that's wonderful, he wins.

45:26 I like the guy. He's also really good in Barbi. Yeah. I was waiting for it. I was waiting for it. Can you ever truly forgive him for the Notebook? Though? I don't know if it's entirely his fault. I mean, there was the person that wrote the book, and there was everyone that said, hey, let's make this a movie. He read the script. Although it does it did have the classic line in there, you know what do you want? But yeah, yeah, women seem to love the movie. Oh god, yes they do. Yeah, so uh. Well, the reason why Trey doesn't like the Notebook is because he doesn't agree with the ending because in the ending of the Notebook, the man, the old man dies right after the wife does, where in Trey's happy ending, the woman the wife dies and Trey keeps living for five to ten peace filled years.

46:20 I thought, in Troy's version, he kills the woman and gets away with it and lives for five to ten more years. That would be the documentary version, as opposed to the romance. He just took advantage of her Alzheimer's just for his kilderr or just strangled myself twenty years earlier, just because. I saw I saw what was ahead of me. Having to read from the Notebook for the next twenty years. Yes, said Et. And Trey's version the movie ends in thirty minutes. Yeah, look at the smile on his way.

47:01 Think about the lives that would have been saved. You're listening to the Treehouse. Visit us online at Treehouse on air dot com. You're in the Treehouse. Visit us online at Treehouse on air dot com. If you would like to advertise in the Treehouse, you can do that. Just shoot us an email. Treehouse on Air at gmail dot com that is Treehouse on Air at gmail dot com to join the ranks and the likes of Fairlies, COOKDFW Roofing and Restoration and Brooks Plumbing advertise inside the Treehouse to shoot us an email. Treehouse on Air at gmail dot com. We talked about the four year cruise in case you're you or someone you know is very unhappy by the result of the presidential election.

48:04 So you can, you know, get on a vote for four years and not come back until there's a new president. That's an option to you. One other piece of election news that we didn't get a chance to cover until now, and that is there was a story circulating online about right end candidates. There was an article a few days ago that was circulating online from CNN that said there was seventy five thousand write ends for the Hawk Tour Girl Haley Welch, known as the Hawk Tour Girl from viral fame. There was that article that looked like a screenshot from CNN saying that she received over seventy five thousand ride ends for the election. However, after doing a little digging on this, it turns out that this is not true. The story is concocted not by CNN, just one of those things that someone just made on their own, but a photoshop magic. So no, there were not seventy five thousand ride ends for the Hawktua Girl, Hailey Welch.

49:09 Although I think it begs the question, are there worse people that you could have written in than the hawk Tour Girl? I think so? Mm hm yes, what was that? Danielle Brigoli or bad baby? You can she would she would be worse. I'm just saying, before we cash judgment on whether or not Hawktua girl would make a good president or not, let's at least see what her foreign policy ideas are. Oh you weren't kidding. I just I mean, I I think I think her the Hawktua thing, I think it sums up her platform.

50:00 Here's the thing is, I'm. Sorry, no, no, please finish well. People made jokes about Trump's candidacy back in what was it twenty fifteen when he started coming down the escalator or twenty sixteen, whatever it was. Everyone say, this is just a publicity stunt, this is ridiculous. He's uh, he's just trying to capitalize. He's just he's a reality TV show guy. He has no business in politics. Now he's about to embark on his second run as president of the United States, so maybe we shouldn't look down our noses. In a POV shot of the huck Tour girl. I mean, she did have the profound statement that, you know, what's good for the whole isn't always good for the soul.

50:43 I mean, yeah, yeah, I mean I think I think you know, she she wouldn't. She wouldn't. She wouldn't choke back on things, is what I'm trying to say. She would she would let it all in, uh when it comes to foreign policy and even domestic Uh, increase the beauty. I feel like, I feel like everything in Washington would go very smoothly at the federal level. If the hawk to A Girl was the president. I guess I'll have this hang on, you go give that there it is, okay, here we go. Just imagine, just imagine, And what if the story was not true. What if, let's say, in a number of years, when she's old enough to run, the hawk to a Girl actually runs for president and you hear this, you gotta give him that hawk dude spent on that night as a platform for the country.

51:47 M hm. That's gonna be one exciting state dinner. I'll tell you that that's more of an eyes white shut theme. But she's gonna turn the White House into a BROTHELSNA. More power to her. So uh, good, good on, good on, Old Haley. From from crack baby to viral sensation. It's gonna be your VP, Snookie. It'll be whoever who's gonna be, whoever has the best mop. It'll it'll still He'll still want it, Pence will still want to join.

52:29 It'll be Mike as long as it's a Republican. He's like mother says, it's okay as long as I'm not in the room with her. By month. I would love to see missus Pence's face on that one. All right, thanks for hanging out with us today. We appreciate it. I hope you had fun. We sure did. We will see you tomorrow right here back inside the Treehouse. Uh and while you're gone, check us out online Treehouse on Air, dot com, and on social media at Treehouse on Air, at Treehouse on Air for me Attack began a'malley for tree attat Trade Turnhome one and Farage at Comedian Rage.

53:10 Like I said, we'll see you back in here tomorrow at Treehouse,