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Are You A Never Pooper? | Tuesday 11.12.13

Are You A Never Pooper? | Tuesday 11.12.13

We start off by talking more about the escaped monkeys in South Carolina and an interesting Versus arises: Outbreak vs Planet of the Apes.  Dan then tells us about doing yoga, we find out what a never pooper is, contemplate going on a 4 year cruise,...

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We start off by talking more about the escaped monkeys in South Carolina and an interesting Versus arises: Outbreak vs Planet of the Apes. Dan then tells us about doing yoga, we find out what a never pooper is, contemplate going on a 4 year cruise, and find out if Hawk Tuah really got votes for POTUS. But first, Birthdays!

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It is time believe your worries outside and laugh with

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us inside the Treehouse on Daniel Malley along with Trey

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Trenholm and Raj Sharma on Tuesday, November twelfth, twenty twenty four. Welcome.

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If you had the day off for Veterans Day yesterday,

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I hope you enjoyed it, did something memorable, maybe did

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a little something to commemorate those who observed I I

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will admit, and this isn't exactly like coming out of

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the closet or anything groundbreaking. I love a good monkey story.

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And if there's anything that I learned from my gen

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X upbringing that I think you guys did as well,

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and that is we like to root for the underdog,

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or in some cases, the under monkey. The other day

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we were talking about the story about the monkeys who

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escaped the research laboratory. I believe it was in South Carolina.

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Forty three monkeys. Yeah, forty three monkeys escaped to South

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Carolina research facility last week because an employee didn't fully

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lock a door.

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Yep.

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Well, since we've talked about that, last report was twenty

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five of those forty three monkeys have been recovered and

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returned to the lab. Which leaves eighteen still running amuck

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outside the facility. And I mentioned the movie Project X

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from the eighties. That's where they were. I think it

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was like the Monkey Space program. They were testing the

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monkeys and trying to get them to send to space

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and fly and all this stuff. And if memory serves me,

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which it rarely does, because I have a poor memory

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because I ran into a wooden playground equipment as a child,

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Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker, okay, look at me,

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go if that's correct, and if it's not, just let

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me roll for now. And they saved the monkey. They

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saved the monkeys at the end, or at least they

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try to. And that was what I learned. And my

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gen X upbringing is to help the little guy, or

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in this case, help the little monkey escape the dirty,

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dirty research facility. I want these monkeys to be free.

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Because I will also admit that while I appreciate scientific

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research on other beings for my benefit, I don't want

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to see it, hear about it, know about it. And

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I certainly think it's a travesty to test cosmetics on

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animals becods. That's just ridiculous.

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Mm hmm but you want free range macaques. That is

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your solution too.

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Look, it's a delicate balance. There's this world. I mean,

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it's it's good, it's evil, it's it's science, it's art.

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But but out out of the eighties where most people, uh,

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you know, if you talked about eighties movies and monkeys

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would hearten back to Sydney, Sigourney Weavers, you know, amazing

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performance and gorillas in the myths during Jane Goodall and

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but yours is as Project X with Matthew Matthew product

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Proderick Hey.

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He met Sarah Jessica Parker on the film. They fell

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in love and they have been happily married since. Uh

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so there was I mean, yeah, a crap movie, but

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a but a beautiful.

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Outcome and a and a gorgeous message.

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Yes, that you can find love on the set of

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a monkey movie.

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Well, Sarah Jessica Parker, I mean she could have fallen

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in love with that Lawrence kid On girls just want

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to have fun. But I guess that wasn't in the cards. Honestly,

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TRADE don't know. If I saw all of gorillas in

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the mist, I think that was I think I think

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in the O'Malley household. That night we hit the we

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hit the video store on the way home because we

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always got like a stack of videos for the weekend,

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and Friday night was typically we would start with the

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family film so I could watch it. That would have

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been the Project X, I guess, and then the movie

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that came on after that into the into the VCR

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would have been the more adult one, and I usually

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fell asleep early in that because I was just tired. Well,

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I think we had the Monkey double feature. We started

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with Project X and then they put on Gorillas in

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the Mist and it was it was very sleepy for

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little meat walk.

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If there was another Monkey movie, it was every which

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way but lose fore you come on.

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I mean I watched that at my papa's house.

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I mean, let's be honest. The reason why you didn't

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see Gorilla in the Miss is because it was a

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good movie.

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Yeah. I was gonna say, if it was like Gorilla's

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in the Myst Versus Jason, you would watch that like

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Freddy versus Jane Goodall, Like you would watch that movie.

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Absolutely, do you not hear yourself? It is blockbuster written

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all over it.

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Yes, it has Blockbuster video written all over it, and

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they're out of business, like that's why you fell asleep.

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It is because it was a damn good movie.

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I was.

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Also, I'm gonna look this up, but I guarantee you

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I was. I bet I was like five or six

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years old when Gorillas in the Mist came out, So

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I was eight.

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It came out in nineteen eighty eight, so I believe

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it's okay.

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So yeah, I would have been about eight years old,

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you know. Keep I saw Jaws at the age of five,

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and that kept me awake for sure. But I mean

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Rillas in the myst didn't have the same story that

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Project X did. I mean Project X had flying monkeys, well,

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monkeys who could fly, well, monkeys piloting things. Yeah, flying monkeys.

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I just would have been Wizard of Oz.

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Yeah. And this is a movie about a wonderful lady

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who gave up her life to help gorillas and communicate

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with them and teach them how to communicate back. It

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was just a just a all around beautiful movie.

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So I can see where you would you said beautiful,

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I heard boring.

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Yeah, that's that's right. Now. Had the at the end,

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had the gorillas eaten Jane Goodall, I think it would

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have kepture.

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Oh that would have been a fun twist.

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Yeah, yeah, not for Jane, but for but for little Danny,

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Uh who I would have Yeah.

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I do want to use this as as an inspiration

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because I do think it's important that while we are

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inside the treehouse, uh physically we have we have our

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dear dear listeners that are are metaphorically inside the treehouse

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figuratively inside the treehouse with us, and I want to

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give I want to give one of our listeners a

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chance to be a little bit deeper inside the treehouse

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with us, because one of our dear dear listeners has

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decided to throw a versus at us. Oh that's the

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wrong button. Hang on mmmm, I gotta change the colors

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on those. Well, all right, it's time for a Listener

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provided verses inside the Treehouse. Jay on our ex Twitter

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account has proposed to us a versus okay, based on

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based on the escape monkeys from the research facility, would

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you rather the outcome be the movie Outbreak or Planet

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of the Apes? So, in today's version of verses, listener,

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provided the monkey escape from the research facility, would you

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rather that result in the plot in real life being

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Outbreak or Planet of the Apes. M. Yes, Stray, your

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hand is up? Or is that like?

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Or?

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Is that like a monkey salute?

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No?

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Are we having to live in the town where the

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Outbreak took place?

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Yes, you basically get trans like the monkey escape happens.

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Would you rather live in Outbreak the movie or live

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in Planet of the Apes?

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Hm?

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Hmmm, I don't want to break your brains here.

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No I would. I would go with the Planet of

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the Apes.

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Interesting. Why is that.

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Because the disease in Outbreak was like horrific? Right it

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Isn't it like it was a very long and arduous

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way to die, where as opposed to you know what,

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I have the gift of gab, and I could make

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friends with the monkeys that have now taken over gotcha? Okay,

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so I think I could win over their hearts and minds, gotcha?

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Not a little bit of a solid crowd work can't accomplish.

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You know, I have some I have some monkey humor.

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You know, spent time in India. I know Hinduism has

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a monkey god. Oh so I'm already used to worshiping

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a monkey god. What's what's forty two?

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More?

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Sure? Ray?

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What about you? Are you going with the plot of

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Outbreak to Live or Planet of the Apes.

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I'm gonna go with Outbreak.

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Interesting. Why is that.

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Because one of your things are gonna happen. Either they're

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going to find the vaccine or they're going to bomb

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the town. Either way, it's over pretty quick.

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That's a good point.

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That is true.

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That is true, That is excellent. I'm gonna go with

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I'm gonna go with the Planet of the Apes version

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mainly because I feel like we've had a good run

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and I want to see what the monkeys can do

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with it.

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Yeah, that's what I'm I I would kind of want

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to see that too, Like, let's see what you guys

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now that you can you have you know, you can think,

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speak and articulate. Uh, what do you see wrong with things?

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And how would you fix it as opposed to like

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sores and and and oozing pussing things before the town

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gets bombed or uh they find a vaccine And now

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my face looks like Edward James almost uh, And so yeah,

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nobody wants that. No, I'd rather have the monkeys ruling

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things than the pock.

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Riddled I did. I'll admit I did not expect an

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Edward James almost reference to h no Won. Yeah, yeah,

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you never do. But then there he is.

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the website cookdfw dot com. The other day, Daniel, we

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were talking and you mentioned critters in the attic. I

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have to admit at one point in my life I

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lived with some friends and in their roof they had

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critters in the attic, specifically horny raccoons.

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Dan.

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That happens a lot, especially in areas that have a

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lot of trees, you know, vegetation, water sources, perfect areas

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for you know, our night creatures and squirrels and rats

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and all kinds of stuff.

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Because they're just like us.

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They don't want to be cold, they will don't want

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to be wet. They are looking for safety and they're

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looking for warmth, and that's that's where they're going to go.

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Majority of the time is in little cracks around your roofline.

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They could be on the side of your siding going

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up into your cornices. Trevor, one of our project managers,

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just went out the other day and had to fix

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a hole going into someone's front of the porch because

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they actually did have a family rack uns that had

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gone up there and made their babies and you know,

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and they didn't want to come backing in and so

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then they we had to go out there and fix

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those holes and get those closed up and seal them up.

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And not only that, I mean, it just gives you

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more areas that you know, you could cause more damage

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to your property. And so you know, there's so many

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things that you know, you do not want rodents of

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any kind, you know, trapped in your attic or running around.

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So yeah, let us come out. We can do an assessment.

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We're not the best exterminators or trappers, but we can

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definitely hopefully seal that up to where they won't be

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able to get back in there.

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If you have or even suspect you have raccoons in

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your cornices, you call Dan. You'll cook from COOKDFW Roofing

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we apparently put out some misinformation or disinformation or we

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were just wrong. I was totally wrong about Project X.

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Yes, that was not Sarah Jessica Parker in that movie.

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It was a Helen Hunt.

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Oh interesting.

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Matthew Broddock was in it, right, Yes, Matthew Broddock. Was

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it that they actually didn't meet until like nineteen ninety one?

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Was that only a set of inspector gadget? No?

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Actually there's a set something on Broadway.

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Oh interesting?

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Okay, yeah, yeah, Well, once again my brain has betrayed me.

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I guess I just assumed for some reason. I I

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feel bad. I need to apologize to Helen Hunt, Helen Hut.

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I'm sorry her careers turned out really, really nicely despite

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her being in that film, and I apologize for misremembering

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her and Sarah Jessica Parker's I mean, as you heard,

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I remember Sarah Jessica Parker in his day and girls

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just want to have fun, which I think Helen Hunt

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was in that.

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I mean, do you remember square pegs? That's the question.

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From p E class. Yeah, yeah, you had to put

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the pegs on the board and work your way up. Yeah.

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I was never any good at that. I couldn't do it.

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Okay, I don't think that's what See. Sometimes I wonder, Dan,

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had you not hit the building, what what would.

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Have happened when you hit the building?

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When you say playground equipment, you need to you need

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to tell people what it was. It was somebody's woodshed

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or log cabin or something that it was.

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It was a piece of wooden playground equipment in the

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middle of the playground.

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That hadn't just one and just one entrance and exit.

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Just you just went straight through.

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That was that was my game. Yeah, I was going

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to run from one side straight through because the other

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two sides had the other two sides had bars on them.

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Did it have orange cones around it, caution tape anything.

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It was in the middle of the playground. It was

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like there just to play with it. It's next to

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next to slides and things.

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Was anybody else doing this? Did you? Were you following

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someone else's lead? Like, oh my god, yeah, let's see.

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So so I think like, had you not hit it,

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Like in my head sometimes I think, like what kind

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of scholar you would have been, Like it would have

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been like doctor O'Malley or you know, Dane O'Malley. pH

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d uh.

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Did did the guardians at the adoption center and the

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white lab coats did they tell you to run into that?

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Wouldn't the thing?

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I think they let me come to that conclusion on

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my own.

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Yea.

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So were they stribling?

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What's that?

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Were they scribbling notes furiously as you did it?

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Yeah? I think that was what kept me out of

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the flying Monkey program. They not smart enough to pilot

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next to these apes.

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Right right when it happened, like right when you hit,

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did you look over and like like they just kind

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of started knocking down some money off the price of

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the adoption Like were you were you discounted to that

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point like twenty percent off? Like final sale just said

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no take back, sis. I don't know how it worked

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on the adoption.

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That's where they sent me to the ninety nine cent

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only uh rescue kidd store.

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Like you were full price O'Malley, uh and then you

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hit that thing and they're like, ah, we got a

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knock forty percent of this off.

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But yeah, yeah, gold took a beating, by the way,

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despite me running headfirst into and playground equipment, affecting my

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monetary value to my family. Helen Hunt was indeed in

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Girls Just Want to have Fun with Sarah Jessica Parker's

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so you both.

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You created a new game that nobody wants to play.

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Six Degrees of Matthew Brodwick.

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This feels more like six Degrees of Project X. But yeah,

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that's just tyme damn thing.

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Well, I never saw it was Girls Just want to

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have Fun based on the hit Cindy Lamper song.

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It's sort of I think it was. I mean, I'm

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looking at this. It came out. I think it was

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eighty eight as well.

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Let's see.

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No, I'm sorry this came out in nineteen eighty five,

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but listen to the cast. Girls just want to have

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fun and keep in mind This was not my selection.

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I have an older sister who's six and a half

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years older than me, So that's why I know this film.

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I didn't have a choice in the matter. But listen

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to this cast while we're at it. We've got Sarah

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Jessica Parker, Helen Hunt and Doherty hm hmm uh, Lee

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Montgomery who looks like one of the Lawrence uh uh boys,

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but he's not. And Jonathan Silverman.

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So, oh, well, you have it. Okay. That was a

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all star lineup in the in the mid eighties.

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Yeah, it was sort of like like two or three

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steps below the brat Pack.

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This is a discount Brad Pat brad Pack. Yeah. Yeah,

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that's a That's a solid lineup for the for the

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mid eighties. They could have added like a cameo by

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Boy George or Wham and just shot it over the top,

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but I don't.

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Yeah, I don't think they had to budget for it.

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They had Jonathan Silverman. So while I did run headfirst

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into playground equipment as a child, I apparently have not

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learned my lesson because even as an adult, I still

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put myself through punishing things that I think are good ideas.

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Because I tried yoga again recently, And I told you

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guys about the first time I tried to hear yars

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ago with my wife. We were doing the the P

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ninety X yoga in the living room and I was

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doing some sort of like prayer twist thing with a

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lunge to the right and I got stuck right. Well,

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it kind of happened again. So we went to a

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yoga class recently. It was called Hatha yoga.

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I thought, was that, like, it's it's Indian.

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It's well, yeah, it's right. I didn't want to is

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that Indian for hot yoga? Is? When I asked her

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and she said no, she wasn't sure what it was.

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And I said, is it? Is it cold yoga? Because

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Hatha like hath star wars empire strikes back. And then

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she rolled her eyes and then left the room. But

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I got stuck again. I got I was in like

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I was seated right, and then you take your uh

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you sit cross legged, almost got almost got almost got

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canceled there. I was sitting cross legged and then you

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take your right foot and you put it up so

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your knee is up. And then you take that right

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foot and put it on the outside of your left knee. Okay,

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well I'm not that flexible, so it just stayed in

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front of my left knee. And then you're supposed to

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turn twist to the right, right, so you're stretching over

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that right hip and your butt and all that stuff. Well,

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problem is is, I'm not very flexible, and I've not

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been to a yoga class in a year, and so

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when I got into this position where I was trying

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to get into, it was like here, just I'm gonna

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try and get it.

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And then.

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And then I had a cramp. Then I had a

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cramp from hell, and I am still sore in my

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hip flexer. My hip flexer cramped up on me so

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bad it felt like fire going down my thigh. That

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was two days ago, and I'm it still hurts when

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I just try to raise my leg.

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See, and this is for this is just for our listeners.

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So you know they say that, you know, not all

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Latin men can danse, not all black people can sing.

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This just goes to say, not all white people can

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do yoga, even though you guys try so desperately hard

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to do it. Uh, if you just next time you

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go into yoga class, look around. If there's no Indians there. Leave. Uh.

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If we're not there and we invented it, Uh, it's

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it's not a good class. I'm just I'm just saying like,

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if you're if you're if you're a white instructor, you

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know Davy Shanty shows up and and wants to mustay

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the class. Uh, just you know, just stay in, Just

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stay in, child's pose for the whole class.

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How did you know his name? Did you see the

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sign up online? As well?

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He spent time in an ashram in in India. That's

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that was his claim to fame, instead of saying he

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was poor and lost in India, was like he found himself. No, no,

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you didn't. You ran out of money, that's what That's

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what happened. And yoga saved your life.

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When begging on the streets of Mumbai. Just get out.

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Yeah, how'd you learn yoga? I was broke in Mumbai.

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That's how I learned yoga. Uh yeah, I I've done.

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I've been to yoga class, I've been to hot I've

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been to Vinyasta flows and I've been to hot to

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yoga and to all those things. And I know I'm good.

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I know we invented it. But it's hard. It's not

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a it's not it's not it's not easy. So I

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understand your your plight and your pain.

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It was pain. It's like I said, it's still hurts.

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Yeah, and you're a stocky fella, so it's not really

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If you looking around the room, there's probably not people

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your size.

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I'm not built for yoga, No, I'm ironically, I'm built

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exactly like the wooden structure I ran headfirst into when

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I was five. Maybe that's how I got my shade.

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I have a very big question to ask of you

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this morning. Are either of you never poopers?

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I don't. I will need more context.

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Okay, I will happily provide you with said context. According

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to a recent survey, one in twelve employees have never

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pooped at work. So I will ask you again, Trey Raj,

474
00:25:31.400 --> 00:25:34.319
are either of you never poopers?

475
00:25:35.039 --> 00:25:40.119
I don't have a typical office job, but I have

476
00:25:40.519 --> 00:25:43.319
used the bathroom in comedy clubs before.

477
00:25:43.359 --> 00:25:45.599
So that would make you someone who poops at work.

478
00:25:45.640 --> 00:25:48.880
Like you've got the Laugh Factory, you're you know, pooping? No,

479
00:25:48.920 --> 00:25:50.519
I would never prov you're pooping.

480
00:25:50.880 --> 00:25:52.960
I don't think I've ever pooped to the Laugh Factory.

481
00:25:53.000 --> 00:25:55.920
That's there. That building has been there since like the twenties,

482
00:25:56.440 --> 00:25:59.839
so I don't trust they're plumbing. Okay, so I would

483
00:26:00.079 --> 00:26:02.039
and I only lived like seventeen minutes away, so if

484
00:26:02.039 --> 00:26:04.000
it was that bad, I would have just gone back home.

485
00:26:05.119 --> 00:26:07.559
It's also like who poops in a bar like that?

486
00:26:07.559 --> 00:26:10.279
That takes a different level of alcohol consumption to be

487
00:26:10.279 --> 00:26:10.880
able to do that.

488
00:26:11.200 --> 00:26:14.079
A desperate person that too. Yes, so I.

489
00:26:14.599 --> 00:26:18.319
Would say I have comedy clubs throughout the country. Yes,

490
00:26:18.359 --> 00:26:21.039
when I've been at work, and most green rooms will

491
00:26:21.039 --> 00:26:22.160
have their own private bathroom.

492
00:26:22.279 --> 00:26:25.599
So I have done that, Tray, What about you? Are

493
00:26:25.640 --> 00:26:28.279
of you and I had an office together for many

494
00:26:28.319 --> 00:26:31.880
many years at a radio station, and I, while I

495
00:26:31.960 --> 00:26:34.519
remember you farting in the office a bunch, I don't

496
00:26:34.559 --> 00:26:37.000
recall if whether or not you pooped at.

497
00:26:36.839 --> 00:26:44.680
Work only in an emergency. I mean I didn't like

498
00:26:45.079 --> 00:26:48.039
because just because the bathrooms there were fairly nasty.

499
00:26:49.319 --> 00:26:51.519
But it was full of radio people.

500
00:26:51.599 --> 00:26:55.400
Yeah, exactly. Working in bars isn't much better.

501
00:26:55.480 --> 00:26:55.799
So I.

502
00:26:57.440 --> 00:27:00.880
Can't say I am a never pooper, but I we'll

503
00:27:00.920 --> 00:27:04.839
say I've only do it in an absolute emergency.

504
00:27:05.319 --> 00:27:08.599
Gotcha. I had no problem with it. I'm fine with it.

505
00:27:08.720 --> 00:27:11.279
Like the way I see it is, it's it's part

506
00:27:11.319 --> 00:27:16.319
of the me using all of the space that I'm

507
00:27:16.359 --> 00:27:19.440
expected to use. It's kind of like, well, I'm gonna

508
00:27:19.480 --> 00:27:21.839
use the toilet paper, I'm gonna use the paper towels,

509
00:27:22.039 --> 00:27:23.759
I'm gonna use all this stuff. I'm gonna drink all

510
00:27:23.799 --> 00:27:26.359
the coffee. Even when they when they tried charging us

511
00:27:26.400 --> 00:27:30.119
for it, and when they when they tried charging us

512
00:27:30.160 --> 00:27:31.759
for it, they tried to say, no, you can only

513
00:27:31.799 --> 00:27:35.039
put one pouch in there. Well, that tasted terrible, so

514
00:27:35.119 --> 00:27:37.960
I put two anyways, and they put two in there.

515
00:27:38.079 --> 00:27:41.359
You it makes you need to go number two? But yes,

516
00:27:41.640 --> 00:27:45.039
a new survey on bathroom habits at work, some people

517
00:27:45.079 --> 00:27:47.319
are spending a lot more time in the can than others.

518
00:27:47.640 --> 00:27:51.640
One in twelve employees claim they have never gone number

519
00:27:51.680 --> 00:27:54.519
two at work. Thirty four percent of those are scared

520
00:27:54.559 --> 00:27:59.200
to do that. M I've been in a few bathrooms

521
00:27:59.200 --> 00:28:01.200
where I can understand that. But if you work in

522
00:28:01.200 --> 00:28:03.319
a place where you're that terrified of the bathroom, I

523
00:28:03.400 --> 00:28:05.880
think maybe it's time to fill out a complaint form

524
00:28:06.279 --> 00:28:09.400
or talk to HR. Nearly one in five employees refuse

525
00:28:09.440 --> 00:28:12.039
to poop at work unless it's absolutely necessary, and one

526
00:28:12.039 --> 00:28:14.759
in four choose to hold it in all day and

527
00:28:14.880 --> 00:28:17.160
wait until they get home. You gotta be careful with that.

528
00:28:17.160 --> 00:28:18.440
That's not healthy.

529
00:28:18.519 --> 00:28:20.759
Yeah, I think that's maybe why, like hr people are

530
00:28:20.759 --> 00:28:26.079
so mad. You know, if you think about it, if

531
00:28:26.119 --> 00:28:29.279
they would just poop, maybe they would maybe they would

532
00:28:29.319 --> 00:28:31.039
be a little more pleasant.

533
00:28:31.400 --> 00:28:32.359
Oh h people.

534
00:28:32.640 --> 00:28:37.279
Yeah, did it give a break a gender breakdown? Male

535
00:28:37.319 --> 00:28:41.440
female on this because I feel like that women are

536
00:28:41.480 --> 00:28:43.839
far more likely to hold try to hold it, or

537
00:28:43.839 --> 00:28:44.599
not do it at work.

538
00:28:45.200 --> 00:28:48.400
They did find, I don't see the exact numbers, but

539
00:28:48.480 --> 00:28:51.559
they do say here that women are far more likely

540
00:28:51.720 --> 00:28:54.519
to dislike pooping at work compared to men.

541
00:28:56.000 --> 00:28:59.880
Gotcha. I mean the when I did have an office,

542
00:29:00.200 --> 00:29:02.119
the buildings that we were the two building went off

543
00:29:02.359 --> 00:29:05.440
Hillcrest and went off of belt Line, very nice bathrooms,

544
00:29:06.200 --> 00:29:09.039
very nice offices, very nice bathrooms. And then we also

545
00:29:09.119 --> 00:29:13.200
had a bathroom inside of our office in the breakroom

546
00:29:13.240 --> 00:29:17.599
area that was very very nice and very clean. So yeah,

547
00:29:17.680 --> 00:29:19.160
I mean I didn't have an issue with it. Now

548
00:29:19.160 --> 00:29:21.920
if it's like, you know, if it's a bathroom but

549
00:29:21.960 --> 00:29:23.720
it looks like the inside of a porta potti at

550
00:29:23.720 --> 00:29:27.559
a you know, led Zeppelin concert, the no, I wouldn't.

551
00:29:27.599 --> 00:29:30.559
I would I would hold it. I'm not much of

552
00:29:30.559 --> 00:29:35.160
a hover. I don't know how that works. But no,

553
00:29:35.519 --> 00:29:38.440
I mean, but I've also used the bathroom in India,

554
00:29:38.559 --> 00:29:44.440
so I don't know how I feel about there's there

555
00:29:44.519 --> 00:29:45.759
is a there's a conflict there.

556
00:29:47.759 --> 00:29:50.359
So it's like those awkward bathroom exchanges when you're trying

557
00:29:50.400 --> 00:29:53.400
to like flirt with the the individual in the stall

558
00:29:53.559 --> 00:29:55.880
next to you with doing a little foot thing underneath

559
00:29:55.920 --> 00:29:58.880
the partition. Except when you do the flot thing, it's

560
00:29:58.920 --> 00:30:01.000
like a cobrat hall slinking back.

561
00:30:01.519 --> 00:30:03.839
Yeah, if you were to because it's a squat toilet,

562
00:30:03.920 --> 00:30:05.279
so if you were trying to do the foot thing,

563
00:30:05.319 --> 00:30:07.920
you would just fall ask first into the hole.

564
00:30:08.359 --> 00:30:10.319
Well you know how You know what happens to me

565
00:30:10.400 --> 00:30:11.960
when I do yoga, So I don't think you want

566
00:30:11.960 --> 00:30:14.559
to see see me anywhere near one of those squat holes.

567
00:30:14.599 --> 00:30:17.200
Of course, I had to leave him in India.

568
00:30:17.359 --> 00:30:19.400
He's still squatty. Couldn't get him up.

569
00:30:19.880 --> 00:30:23.279
He's stuck. He's just gonna poop forever. That's all it is.

570
00:30:23.519 --> 00:30:24.079
He lives there.

571
00:30:24.240 --> 00:30:27.079
He was he managed to get down, but he can't

572
00:30:27.119 --> 00:30:29.680
get back up. He got you wore out the life

573
00:30:29.720 --> 00:30:30.319
alert around.

574
00:30:31.039 --> 00:30:33.559
He got down, started to poop that a cramp. He

575
00:30:33.640 --> 00:30:34.640
lives there. Now, that's what.

576
00:30:36.240 --> 00:30:38.160
It's pretty bad when when you going to help your

577
00:30:38.160 --> 00:30:41.640
buddy and I respond, would just leave me here? Save yourself?

578
00:30:45.799 --> 00:30:47.240
Tell my family I love them.

579
00:30:52.359 --> 00:30:56.559
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dot com. All right, Trey and Raj back in the Treehouse. Now,

590
00:31:37.480 --> 00:31:40.160
you guys are familiar with Gilligan's Island in the song

591
00:31:40.279 --> 00:31:42.880
it goes Uh, it was a three hour tour. They

592
00:31:42.920 --> 00:31:44.839
got lost and strained on an island for years. Right,

593
00:31:45.240 --> 00:31:49.160
m hm, hold on to that memory. A three hour tour?

594
00:31:49.759 --> 00:31:53.559
H would you consider a four year tour?

595
00:31:55.160 --> 00:31:59.440
Uh? This is uh the cruise ship.

596
00:31:59.480 --> 00:32:03.599
I believe yes, So for those that are so disheartened

597
00:32:03.599 --> 00:32:08.839
by the result of any election, people inevitably say that's it.

598
00:32:09.039 --> 00:32:12.519
I'm leaving, I'm not coming back, or I'm leaving while

599
00:32:12.519 --> 00:32:14.799
this person's in office and I'm not coming back till

600
00:32:14.799 --> 00:32:20.359
they're gone. Well, if you no judgments here, if you

601
00:32:20.480 --> 00:32:23.319
are so disheartened by the outcome of the election, there

602
00:32:23.400 --> 00:32:27.000
is an option for you, and it is a four

603
00:32:27.200 --> 00:32:30.519
year cruise. And the cruise line that is offering this

604
00:32:30.680 --> 00:32:35.079
is leaning into it hard by calling it the Skip

605
00:32:35.160 --> 00:32:39.599
Forward Package. This allows you to spend four years on

606
00:32:39.680 --> 00:32:43.559
a cruise ship and you would return home just in

607
00:32:43.680 --> 00:32:47.119
time for the next president, whoever that will be. The

608
00:32:47.200 --> 00:32:50.240
cruise will travel to all seven continents and go to

609
00:32:50.319 --> 00:32:54.480
one hundred and forty countries. Obviously, a four year cruise

610
00:32:54.519 --> 00:32:59.920
is not going to be cheap. Single occupancy rooms, single

611
00:33:00.079 --> 00:33:02.160
occupancy rooms. You guys want to try to guess how

612
00:33:02.200 --> 00:33:07.160
much uh, four years for one person aboard the four

613
00:33:07.200 --> 00:33:08.400
year cruise will cost.

614
00:33:08.200 --> 00:33:14.839
You four years, one hundred and forty countries. You're gonna

615
00:33:14.839 --> 00:33:17.400
need money to get off the ship because it's gonna

616
00:33:17.480 --> 00:33:19.920
it's gonna port and then you want to visit and

617
00:33:19.960 --> 00:33:20.839
buy trinkets.

618
00:33:21.799 --> 00:33:23.920
This is for everything on board the ship.

619
00:33:24.160 --> 00:33:26.400
Oh so all inclusive on the ship, so all the

620
00:33:26.440 --> 00:33:31.039
food and uh I would go with with pocket money

621
00:33:31.160 --> 00:33:37.880
and such. Three fifty Okay, Trey, what about you?

622
00:33:40.000 --> 00:33:42.680
I'm gonna go write at a million Ooh interesting.

623
00:33:45.160 --> 00:33:47.000
The good news is you guys are ready for a

624
00:33:47.039 --> 00:33:51.680
deal because you both overshot it four years on a cruise.

625
00:33:52.000 --> 00:33:55.240
Single occupancy rooms start at two hundred and fifty six

626
00:33:55.279 --> 00:34:01.000
thousand dollars. Double occupancy starts at three hundred twenty thousand dollars,

627
00:34:01.000 --> 00:34:03.960
and that does cover everything on board the ship, including

628
00:34:04.079 --> 00:34:08.800
all food and drinks. It also includes the fitness center,

629
00:34:08.840 --> 00:34:11.280
the spa. I'm sure there's a pool and things. There

630
00:34:11.280 --> 00:34:15.039
are also options for shorter cruises of varying links, including

631
00:34:15.039 --> 00:34:17.880
a midterm option for just two years if you just

632
00:34:17.920 --> 00:34:19.800
want to see what happens in the house in the Senate.

633
00:34:20.840 --> 00:34:24.519
A representative for the company Villa v Residences says the

634
00:34:24.559 --> 00:34:29.159
trip gives passengers flexibility to escape traffic jams, politics, and

635
00:34:29.199 --> 00:34:34.280
the monotony of city life. So I want to ask

636
00:34:34.320 --> 00:34:36.400
this question of you again, and now that you are

637
00:34:36.519 --> 00:34:40.039
armed with a little more information, if you could afford

638
00:34:40.800 --> 00:34:45.039
three hundred thousand dollars for a four year cruise. Would

639
00:34:45.079 --> 00:34:48.800
you do it around the world four years?

640
00:34:48.480 --> 00:34:50.679
Is it the same comic every night?

641
00:34:54.639 --> 00:34:57.719
I can only take so much flip inorly?

642
00:35:00.480 --> 00:35:00.679
Uh?

643
00:35:00.800 --> 00:35:03.360
Yeah? Is it the same entertainment? Like? Are they flying

644
00:35:03.400 --> 00:35:04.360
the entertainers out?

645
00:35:04.400 --> 00:35:06.559
What are they I would hope that they're going to

646
00:35:07.000 --> 00:35:11.159
rotate the entertainment. Okay, otherwise you're just gonna be on

647
00:35:11.199 --> 00:35:13.800
a on a boat for four years, just really binge

648
00:35:13.840 --> 00:35:14.719
watching Netflix.

649
00:35:15.480 --> 00:35:19.039
Yeah, and then the buffets. You know, you can kind

650
00:35:19.039 --> 00:35:21.360
of mix it up. I think you can. You can.

651
00:35:21.519 --> 00:35:22.920
You can have a night where it's like, you know,

652
00:35:22.960 --> 00:35:24.199
tonight's stake night, We'll do that.

653
00:35:24.280 --> 00:35:26.639
And so they have the nice restaurants, they have the buffets,

654
00:35:27.199 --> 00:35:28.760
and keeping in mind you're gonna go to ports. You're

655
00:35:28.800 --> 00:35:30.639
gonna go to one hundred and forty countries in four years,

656
00:35:30.639 --> 00:35:33.119
so you're gonna go to porch. You're gonna get varying

657
00:35:33.920 --> 00:35:36.760
sights and sounds and experiences and food and all that.

658
00:35:37.159 --> 00:35:39.320
There's there's doctors on board in case you get a

659
00:35:39.320 --> 00:35:42.719
little ze sick. There's some spam. I mean, if it's

660
00:35:42.760 --> 00:35:45.239
all inclusive in the three I would go. I would

661
00:35:45.360 --> 00:35:45.639
ra I.

662
00:35:45.639 --> 00:35:49.280
Can't tell if you look concerned worried or there's.

663
00:35:51.519 --> 00:35:55.960
There's no effing way that is. Think about it. You're

664
00:35:56.000 --> 00:36:00.000
talking about roughly sixty five thousand dollars a year.

665
00:36:00.880 --> 00:36:01.280
M hmm.

666
00:36:01.480 --> 00:36:06.239
That's you can you can barely live in Dallas in

667
00:36:06.280 --> 00:36:08.719
a really nice place for sixty five thousand a year

668
00:36:08.719 --> 00:36:11.880
And that doesn't include like and that wouldn't even cover

669
00:36:12.000 --> 00:36:14.079
going out and your food and everything else. So you're

670
00:36:14.079 --> 00:36:15.920
telling me you're gonna live, You're gonna have all your

671
00:36:15.960 --> 00:36:18.199
meals covered. I mean that that's a deal of a century,

672
00:36:18.280 --> 00:36:20.239
But it just sounds like a really bad, all inclusive

673
00:36:20.480 --> 00:36:24.320
where you know you're gonna you know, be drinking Joe

674
00:36:24.440 --> 00:36:28.480
Daniels and uh, you know, just just bad liquor and

675
00:36:28.719 --> 00:36:32.239
horrible food and yay graces. Yeah.

676
00:36:32.320 --> 00:36:34.519
Hey, I'm just saying there's nothing wrong with Joe Daniels

677
00:36:34.559 --> 00:36:39.440
and imitation crab. I'm just saying, uh, every night all

678
00:36:40.280 --> 00:36:42.320
imitation crab is a natural diuretic. I don't know if

679
00:36:42.320 --> 00:36:42.639
you know that.

680
00:36:45.320 --> 00:36:46.559
Is that a chocolate fountain?

681
00:36:46.719 --> 00:36:49.760
No, that's rush. He's stuck.

682
00:36:52.320 --> 00:36:55.119
He got stuck at the crab station to get uh.

683
00:36:55.159 --> 00:36:56.760
No, I've been on uh you know, when I went

684
00:36:56.800 --> 00:36:59.239
on the cruise A couple of years ago. I thoroughly

685
00:36:59.360 --> 00:37:01.840
enjoyed it the good.

686
00:37:01.679 --> 00:37:03.519
You enjoy it for four years?

687
00:37:04.079 --> 00:37:06.119
Waits, how much did you pay for the cruise?

688
00:37:06.840 --> 00:37:08.519
I was performing on it? So I was free?

689
00:37:08.679 --> 00:37:09.079
Okay?

690
00:37:09.239 --> 00:37:11.360
So Trey, are you saying sixty five grand a year

691
00:37:11.440 --> 00:37:12.880
is too high or too low?

692
00:37:13.039 --> 00:37:13.599
Too low?

693
00:37:14.800 --> 00:37:16.119
So you're saying it's a good deal.

694
00:37:17.400 --> 00:37:20.000
I'm saying there's something. There's a catch, because, like I said,

695
00:37:20.599 --> 00:37:26.920
you'd be hard pressed to live, you know, on sixty

696
00:37:27.280 --> 00:37:31.639
if you were living in a decent place in Dallas.

697
00:37:32.159 --> 00:37:35.440
All food, I mean that that that's gonna cover your

698
00:37:35.480 --> 00:37:38.719
living expenses in Dallas. Now you're talking about being on

699
00:37:38.760 --> 00:37:41.800
a cruise ship, but all your meals are prepared.

700
00:37:42.159 --> 00:37:43.920
Yeah, but you're not the only one on the ship.

701
00:37:43.960 --> 00:37:45.239
It's not like they're just making.

702
00:37:45.079 --> 00:37:48.159
It exactly so you're covering all the staff. Like think

703
00:37:49.000 --> 00:37:50.239
the numbers don't make sense.

704
00:37:51.159 --> 00:37:54.760
Well, if you have, you know, three thousand people paying

705
00:37:55.280 --> 00:37:59.639
three hundred thousand dollars, it does make sense for four.

706
00:37:59.480 --> 00:38:02.280
But you think of it's per year. I think a

707
00:38:02.320 --> 00:38:05.199
seven day cruise is going to run you what like

708
00:38:05.239 --> 00:38:05.920
two grand?

709
00:38:07.400 --> 00:38:09.280
Yeah, they're about fifteen hundred.

710
00:38:09.039 --> 00:38:13.239
Okay, fifteen hundred, So fifteen hundred. I mean that it's

711
00:38:13.280 --> 00:38:14.559
just it seems really off.

712
00:38:15.199 --> 00:38:17.000
Yeah, if you were the only person on the cruise,

713
00:38:17.000 --> 00:38:19.280
I could see while you're you're gonna be drinking well

714
00:38:19.480 --> 00:38:23.320
liquor and eating subway sandwiches. But there's gonna be three

715
00:38:23.440 --> 00:38:25.800
four thousand people on this that are paying the same

716
00:38:25.800 --> 00:38:28.840
amount of money. Not everybody eats the same, not everybody

717
00:38:28.840 --> 00:38:31.920
consumes the same, so it is there, I mean, and

718
00:38:31.960 --> 00:38:34.119
then not everybody drinks, Like if you went on the cruise,

719
00:38:34.159 --> 00:38:34.880
you wouldn't drink.

720
00:38:35.880 --> 00:38:47.960
So I don't know, this might break him right off

721
00:38:47.960 --> 00:38:48.239
the bow.

722
00:38:48.639 --> 00:38:50.920
Not to mention. The other thing is have you you

723
00:38:51.039 --> 00:38:53.800
seen that? Do you remember the videos of the cruise

724
00:38:53.800 --> 00:38:56.639
ships during the pandemic that had to just sit outside

725
00:38:57.000 --> 00:38:59.519
ports for months on end, or the videos of cruise

726
00:38:59.519 --> 00:39:02.400
ships that have you know, bugs that run through them.

727
00:39:03.079 --> 00:39:06.320
Yeah. Now, now, if Dan would have said, you're you're

728
00:39:06.360 --> 00:39:08.320
getting on board this cruise for the next four years

729
00:39:08.320 --> 00:39:11.440
and it's a carnival cruise, I'd be like, no, not

730
00:39:11.519 --> 00:39:14.920
doing that. But this, like this sounds like a decent

731
00:39:15.039 --> 00:39:18.360
company that knows what they're doing them. But but then again,

732
00:39:18.400 --> 00:39:20.280
so did the White Star Line with the Titanic. So

733
00:39:20.360 --> 00:39:23.360
I don't know how this could work. I'm just saying, uh.

734
00:39:24.039 --> 00:39:27.400
But I'll also say that there are services that have this.

735
00:39:27.519 --> 00:39:29.519
There's the one called the residency, like where you buy

736
00:39:30.159 --> 00:39:33.239
a cabin and everything else cost a lot more than this.

737
00:39:34.440 --> 00:39:36.519
So it's probably because it's nicer.

738
00:39:37.440 --> 00:39:42.239
Well again, yeah, that's the I just because also remember

739
00:39:43.000 --> 00:39:46.000
whoever's running this cruise ship isn't doing it as a nonprofit.

740
00:39:46.199 --> 00:39:48.920
They're trying to make money, so they're gonna they're cutting

741
00:39:49.039 --> 00:39:51.400
a lot of corners to give you this price.

742
00:39:51.880 --> 00:39:55.159
So so you're so what you said is for this

743
00:39:55.320 --> 00:39:59.719
cost four years on a cruise ship, you're expecting something else.

744
00:39:59.760 --> 00:40:03.920
There's catch, yeah, very much.

745
00:40:03.960 --> 00:40:07.039
So the buffets just always cecis.

746
00:40:08.559 --> 00:40:18.480
I you be lucky you're in the tree House.

747
00:40:18.960 --> 00:40:34.800
Visit us online at treehouseonair dot com.

748
00:40:35.000 --> 00:40:36.719
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749
00:40:37.360 --> 00:40:41.280
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750
00:40:41.639 --> 00:40:44.480
I bet you didn't know. You can talk back to

751
00:40:44.559 --> 00:40:47.400
us right here inside the treehouse. Go to Treehouse on

752
00:40:47.519 --> 00:40:49.880
air dot com. Look over to the lower right hand

753
00:40:50.320 --> 00:40:52.719
side of the screen. You'll see a little microphone down there.

754
00:40:52.719 --> 00:40:55.519
You can click on that and actually leave us a message.

755
00:40:55.719 --> 00:40:57.599
It's been on the website the whole time, I just

756
00:40:57.639 --> 00:40:59.920
haven't been promoting it because that's a whole lot of

757
00:41:00.079 --> 00:41:03.199
work if you keep leaving me and Trey and Raj

758
00:41:03.239 --> 00:41:05.440
a bunch of voicemails. But now I feel like we're

759
00:41:05.480 --> 00:41:07.719
just about ready to handle that responsibility. So if you

760
00:41:07.719 --> 00:41:09.639
would like to talk back to us inside the treehouse,

761
00:41:09.760 --> 00:41:12.920
Treehouse on air dot com and then back there on

762
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every page the little microphone lower right, hay, and you

763
00:41:15.079 --> 00:41:19.119
click on that and record and leave a message, and

764
00:41:19.199 --> 00:41:21.360
I bet Jerry will get it and then if it's good,

765
00:41:21.440 --> 00:41:25.360
he'll disseminate it to us. So you now have that

766
00:41:25.440 --> 00:41:29.480
option at Treehouseonair dot com. Congratulations, it's a new feature,

767
00:41:31.119 --> 00:41:34.679
all right. It is Tuesday, November twelve, twenty twenty four.

768
00:41:35.719 --> 00:41:41.320
Let's celebrate some birthdays today, all right? Oh, I just

769
00:41:41.360 --> 00:41:44.760
misplaced my birthday. They're there, all right. Russell Westbrook is

770
00:41:45.079 --> 00:41:49.079
thirty six today. NBA player Russell Westbrook thirty six today,

771
00:41:50.440 --> 00:41:53.480
former B two K member and you Got served superstar

772
00:41:53.639 --> 00:41:59.519
Oumrion is forty and Halthaway is forty two today. From

773
00:41:59.639 --> 00:42:03.320
film like Princess Diaries, They Miss a Rob Gets Smart,

774
00:42:03.559 --> 00:42:07.840
The Devil Wears Prada. That movie Ocean's Eight, which even

775
00:42:07.920 --> 00:42:11.199
I have not seen. But she was also Catwoman in

776
00:42:11.280 --> 00:42:15.800
the Dark Knight Rises. And we've all seen Christopher Nolan's

777
00:42:15.960 --> 00:42:21.599
Batman trilogy, right, I believe, So, Rajer, have you seen

778
00:42:21.639 --> 00:42:22.920
Anne Hathaway as Catwoman?

779
00:42:24.079 --> 00:42:24.559
I believe?

780
00:42:24.599 --> 00:42:26.320
So how do you not know this?

781
00:42:27.159 --> 00:42:31.079
I think I have. I just I don't Look. What

782
00:42:31.119 --> 00:42:33.079
were the movies The.

783
00:42:33.159 --> 00:42:34.039
Dark Knight Rises?

784
00:42:34.480 --> 00:42:35.199
Yep? Saw that one.

785
00:42:35.239 --> 00:42:38.440
It's where Baine and and Yeah and Batman punch each

786
00:42:38.440 --> 00:42:39.840
other a lot, and Catwoman's in it.

787
00:42:40.159 --> 00:42:40.360
Yep.

788
00:42:40.440 --> 00:42:45.280
Then I saw that one, did you? Yeah? How do

789
00:42:45.360 --> 00:42:48.280
you not know? I was more? I was, Yeah, Baine

790
00:42:48.360 --> 00:42:49.800
was just a badass. So I just kind of I

791
00:42:49.840 --> 00:42:51.119
think that kind of stole the show.

792
00:42:51.760 --> 00:42:54.440
Yeah, so you you were more focused on Thomas Hardy

793
00:42:54.480 --> 00:42:58.079
as Baine than Anne Hathaway's button the Cats who Got It?

794
00:42:58.199 --> 00:43:01.000
Oh yeah, I mean, I just like he snaps old

795
00:43:01.039 --> 00:43:03.360
Christian Bell's back and so comic.

796
00:43:05.119 --> 00:43:07.880
Anne Hathaway, by the way, Devil's Product. I have seen that.

797
00:43:08.320 --> 00:43:10.440
Actually, you enjoyed that movie?

798
00:43:10.599 --> 00:43:11.920
I did, of course.

799
00:43:12.320 --> 00:43:16.960
Glenn Closest, very talented. Sure, absolutely When that Meryl Streep,

800
00:43:17.599 --> 00:43:19.000
That's what I meant, Meryl Streep.

801
00:43:23.239 --> 00:43:26.960
I love Trey so much. He just says it before

802
00:43:26.960 --> 00:43:29.159
I do. It just makes me happy.

803
00:43:30.840 --> 00:43:31.880
That's totally what I meant.

804
00:43:32.320 --> 00:43:35.039
At least I got the Ann, a great actress.

805
00:43:36.639 --> 00:43:39.719
What I said is still true. It's just that she

806
00:43:39.800 --> 00:43:42.239
didn't have any role in that particular thing.

807
00:43:43.320 --> 00:43:44.599
I'm sure she didn't want it.

808
00:43:49.000 --> 00:43:53.440
You know who's good Jody Foster. M he's crowded in

809
00:43:53.440 --> 00:43:53.920
that movie.

810
00:43:53.960 --> 00:43:58.199
But you know naming you know, Dame Judy Desh who

811
00:43:58.199 --> 00:43:58.840
doesn't love her?

812
00:44:00.400 --> 00:44:02.880
Now, I said Jody Foster, because when I have brain

813
00:44:02.960 --> 00:44:06.760
fart moments like that, I my inner voice sounds like

814
00:44:06.840 --> 00:44:07.960
Jody Foster from Nell.

815
00:44:09.039 --> 00:44:11.639
Okay, that's funny.

816
00:44:14.920 --> 00:44:22.960
Due but day other birthdays today? Oh thank you, Ann Hathaway.

817
00:44:23.000 --> 00:44:27.320
Ryan Gosling turns forty four today. Ryan Gosling is forty

818
00:44:27.400 --> 00:44:30.800
four today. Uh. He is Sebastian and La La Land

819
00:44:30.960 --> 00:44:35.760
Noah in the notebook.

820
00:44:37.280 --> 00:44:39.559
What I was just gonna say, not in the Devil

821
00:44:39.559 --> 00:44:40.400
Worst product either.

822
00:44:40.719 --> 00:44:42.920
He was not in The Devilwar's product, but he was

823
00:44:42.960 --> 00:44:46.920
in the fall Guy movie, which I thoroughly enjoyed, which Raj,

824
00:44:47.000 --> 00:44:49.280
you look down on just because now now when I

825
00:44:49.320 --> 00:44:51.239
say I like something, you think it must be terrible,

826
00:44:51.239 --> 00:44:52.159
which is not the case.

827
00:44:53.199 --> 00:44:54.960
Yeah, I mean Old Guy.

828
00:44:54.880 --> 00:44:56.920
Was a fun movie. Trey watch. Did he enjoy it?

829
00:44:57.079 --> 00:44:57.440
Agreed?

830
00:44:58.159 --> 00:45:01.199
Okay, especially the whole scene where he's chased in the unicorns.

831
00:45:01.719 --> 00:45:05.679
Yeah, that's a that's the that's the best part.

832
00:45:06.559 --> 00:45:09.920
See quite quit your judginess. If you'd watched the movie,

833
00:45:09.920 --> 00:45:10.800
it would make sense.

834
00:45:11.000 --> 00:45:13.199
I'm not judge it. I think Ryan Gosling's great. Isn't

835
00:45:13.239 --> 00:45:16.039
he married to if Amendez? Yeah, it's not who he's

836
00:45:16.079 --> 00:45:19.719
married to. Well, congratulations to him. He's one. Uh he

837
00:45:19.800 --> 00:45:22.119
got you you guys, got you guys to watch Fall

838
00:45:22.159 --> 00:45:26.280
Guy and he's married to even that's wonderful, he wins.

839
00:45:26.599 --> 00:45:27.280
I like the guy.

840
00:45:28.920 --> 00:45:30.199
He's also really good in Barbi.

841
00:45:30.960 --> 00:45:33.480
Yeah. I was waiting for it. I was waiting for it.

842
00:45:35.519 --> 00:45:37.440
Can you ever truly forgive him for the Notebook? Though?

843
00:45:41.440 --> 00:45:43.639
I don't know if it's entirely his fault. I mean,

844
00:45:43.679 --> 00:45:46.360
there was the person that wrote the book, and there

845
00:45:46.400 --> 00:45:48.280
was everyone that said, hey, let's make this a movie.

846
00:45:50.440 --> 00:45:53.159
He read the script. Although it does it did have

847
00:45:53.159 --> 00:45:55.440
the classic line in there, you know what do you want?

848
00:45:55.559 --> 00:45:59.880
But yeah, yeah, women seem to love the movie.

849
00:46:00.320 --> 00:46:01.440
Oh god, yes they do.

850
00:46:02.039 --> 00:46:03.199
Yeah, so uh.

851
00:46:03.400 --> 00:46:05.400
Well, the reason why Trey doesn't like the Notebook is

852
00:46:05.440 --> 00:46:07.800
because he doesn't agree with the ending because in the

853
00:46:07.920 --> 00:46:10.440
ending of the Notebook, the man, the old man dies

854
00:46:10.519 --> 00:46:13.599
right after the wife does, where in Trey's happy ending,

855
00:46:13.760 --> 00:46:16.280
the woman the wife dies and Trey keeps living for

856
00:46:16.639 --> 00:46:18.679
five to ten peace filled years.

857
00:46:20.639 --> 00:46:22.440
I thought, in Troy's version, he kills the woman and

858
00:46:22.480 --> 00:46:24.360
gets away with it and lives for five to ten

859
00:46:24.400 --> 00:46:27.079
more years.

860
00:46:28.800 --> 00:46:33.360
That would be the documentary version, as opposed to the romance.

861
00:46:36.119 --> 00:46:39.719
He just took advantage of her Alzheimer's just for his

862
00:46:39.800 --> 00:46:44.440
kilderr or just strangled myself twenty years earlier, just because.

863
00:46:44.239 --> 00:46:45.719
I saw I saw what was ahead of me.

864
00:46:47.039 --> 00:46:49.400
Having to read from the Notebook for the next twenty years. Yes,

865
00:46:49.800 --> 00:46:50.960
said Et.

866
00:46:52.719 --> 00:46:54.920
And Trey's version the movie ends in thirty minutes.

867
00:46:55.039 --> 00:47:01.239
Yeah, look at the smile on his way.

868
00:47:01.840 --> 00:47:11.599
Think about the lives that would have been saved.

869
00:47:16.119 --> 00:47:17.920
You're listening to the Treehouse.

870
00:47:18.519 --> 00:47:30.519
Visit us online at Treehouse on air dot com.

871
00:47:30.760 --> 00:47:34.960
You're in the Treehouse. Visit us online at Treehouse on

872
00:47:35.079 --> 00:47:37.320
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873
00:47:37.679 --> 00:47:39.519
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879
00:47:54.480 --> 00:47:57.760
on Air at gmail dot com. We talked about the

880
00:47:57.800 --> 00:48:00.480
four year cruise in case you're you or someone you

881
00:48:00.519 --> 00:48:04.079
know is very unhappy by the result of the presidential election.

882
00:48:04.719 --> 00:48:06.679
So you can, you know, get on a vote for

883
00:48:06.719 --> 00:48:08.840
four years and not come back until there's a new president.

884
00:48:08.880 --> 00:48:13.039
That's an option to you. One other piece of election

885
00:48:13.199 --> 00:48:16.719
news that we didn't get a chance to cover until now,

886
00:48:16.760 --> 00:48:22.519
and that is there was a story circulating online about

887
00:48:23.039 --> 00:48:26.760
right end candidates. There was an article a few days

888
00:48:26.800 --> 00:48:31.079
ago that was circulating online from CNN that said there

889
00:48:31.199 --> 00:48:35.119
was seventy five thousand write ends for the Hawk Tour

890
00:48:35.199 --> 00:48:39.320
Girl Haley Welch, known as the Hawk Tour Girl from

891
00:48:39.440 --> 00:48:42.400
viral fame. There was that article that looked like a

892
00:48:42.440 --> 00:48:45.920
screenshot from CNN saying that she received over seventy five

893
00:48:46.039 --> 00:48:51.000
thousand ride ends for the election. However, after doing a

894
00:48:51.000 --> 00:48:53.320
little digging on this, it turns out that this is

895
00:48:53.440 --> 00:48:56.920
not true. The story is concocted not by CNN, just

896
00:48:56.960 --> 00:48:59.480
one of those things that someone just made on their own,

897
00:49:00.039 --> 00:49:04.119
but a photoshop magic. So no, there were not seventy

898
00:49:04.159 --> 00:49:08.360
five thousand ride ends for the Hawktua Girl, Hailey Welch.

899
00:49:09.960 --> 00:49:15.519
Although I think it begs the question, are there worse

900
00:49:15.599 --> 00:49:17.400
people that you could have written in than the hawk

901
00:49:17.440 --> 00:49:18.559
Tour Girl? I think so?

902
00:49:19.199 --> 00:49:25.599
Mm hm yes, what was that? Danielle Brigoli or bad baby?

903
00:49:27.360 --> 00:49:29.920
You can she would she would be worse.

904
00:49:30.960 --> 00:49:35.360
I'm just saying, before we cash judgment on whether or

905
00:49:35.440 --> 00:49:38.519
not Hawktua girl would make a good president or not,

906
00:49:38.599 --> 00:49:41.119
let's at least see what her foreign policy ideas are.

907
00:49:47.679 --> 00:49:54.199
Oh you weren't kidding. I just I mean, I I

908
00:49:54.239 --> 00:49:58.119
think I think her the Hawktua thing, I think it

909
00:49:58.159 --> 00:49:59.719
sums up her platform.

910
00:50:00.960 --> 00:50:02.360
Here's the thing is, I'm.

911
00:50:02.199 --> 00:50:05.159
Sorry, no, no, please finish well.

912
00:50:05.760 --> 00:50:08.960
People made jokes about Trump's candidacy back in what was

913
00:50:09.000 --> 00:50:11.360
it twenty fifteen when he started coming down the escalator

914
00:50:11.400 --> 00:50:13.920
or twenty sixteen, whatever it was. Everyone say, this is

915
00:50:13.960 --> 00:50:17.519
just a publicity stunt, this is ridiculous. He's uh, he's

916
00:50:17.519 --> 00:50:21.039
just trying to capitalize. He's just he's a reality TV

917
00:50:21.159 --> 00:50:24.159
show guy. He has no business in politics. Now he's

918
00:50:24.199 --> 00:50:27.960
about to embark on his second run as president of

919
00:50:27.960 --> 00:50:31.159
the United States, so maybe we shouldn't look down our noses.

920
00:50:32.199 --> 00:50:34.440
In a POV shot of the huck Tour girl.

921
00:50:34.599 --> 00:50:38.639
I mean, she did have the profound statement that, you know,

922
00:50:38.960 --> 00:50:41.360
what's good for the whole isn't always good for the soul.

923
00:50:43.719 --> 00:50:50.639
I mean, yeah, yeah, I mean I think I think

924
00:50:51.039 --> 00:50:54.639
you know, she she wouldn't.

925
00:50:54.679 --> 00:50:58.079
She wouldn't. She wouldn't choke back on things, is what

926
00:50:58.119 --> 00:51:00.519
I'm trying to say. She would she would let it

927
00:51:00.559 --> 00:51:03.880
all in, uh when it comes to foreign policy and

928
00:51:04.400 --> 00:51:07.639
even domestic Uh, increase the beauty.

929
00:51:12.440 --> 00:51:15.480
I feel like, I feel like everything in Washington would

930
00:51:15.480 --> 00:51:18.400
go very smoothly at the federal level. If the hawk

931
00:51:18.440 --> 00:51:24.400
to A Girl was the president. I guess I'll have

932
00:51:24.440 --> 00:51:26.840
this hang on, you go give that there it is, okay,

933
00:51:26.840 --> 00:51:30.639
here we go. Just imagine, just imagine, And what if

934
00:51:30.639 --> 00:51:33.559
the story was not true. What if, let's say, in

935
00:51:33.719 --> 00:51:36.079
a number of years, when she's old enough to run,

936
00:51:36.639 --> 00:51:39.559
the hawk to a Girl actually runs for president and

937
00:51:39.719 --> 00:51:42.760
you hear this, you gotta give him that hawk dude

938
00:51:43.000 --> 00:51:47.039
spent on that night as a platform for the country.

939
00:51:47.239 --> 00:51:50.400
M hm. That's gonna be one exciting state dinner. I'll

940
00:51:50.440 --> 00:51:54.559
tell you that that's more of an eyes white shut theme.

941
00:51:54.639 --> 00:52:03.440
But she's gonna turn the White House into a BROTHELSNA.

942
00:52:05.400 --> 00:52:08.960
More power to her. So uh, good, good on, good on,

943
00:52:09.039 --> 00:52:12.800
Old Haley. From from crack baby to viral sensation.

944
00:52:14.079 --> 00:52:20.119
It's gonna be your VP, Snookie.

945
00:52:19.320 --> 00:52:23.519
It'll be whoever who's gonna be, whoever has the best mop.

946
00:52:26.199 --> 00:52:28.320
It'll it'll still He'll still want it, Pence will still

947
00:52:28.360 --> 00:52:28.840
want to join.

948
00:52:29.320 --> 00:52:31.320
It'll be Mike as long as it's a Republican. He's

949
00:52:31.360 --> 00:52:34.400
like mother says, it's okay as long as I'm not

950
00:52:34.519 --> 00:52:41.360
in the room with her. By month. I would love

951
00:52:41.400 --> 00:52:49.440
to see missus Pence's face on that one. All right,

952
00:52:49.480 --> 00:52:51.280
thanks for hanging out with us today. We appreciate it.

953
00:52:51.719 --> 00:52:53.760
I hope you had fun. We sure did. We will

954
00:52:53.760 --> 00:52:57.679
see you tomorrow right here back inside the Treehouse. Uh

955
00:52:57.679 --> 00:53:00.840
and while you're gone, check us out online Treehouse on Air,

956
00:53:00.880 --> 00:53:04.239
dot com, and on social media at Treehouse on Air,

957
00:53:04.719 --> 00:53:07.159
at Treehouse on Air for me Attack began a'malley for

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tree attat Trade Turnhome one and Farage at Comedian Rage.

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Like I said, we'll see you back in here tomorrow

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at Treehouse,