Sept. 6, 2024

Are You Ready for Prison Ball? | Friday September 6, 2024

Are You Ready for Prison Ball? | Friday September 6, 2024

It's Friday in the Treehouse! Amy Slaton from 1000 Pound Sisters was arrested for drug possession after being bitten by a camel at safari park. The Hawk Tuah Girl Hailey Welch keeps her 15 minutes of fame wet with a new podcast, and Pickle ball comes...

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It's Friday in the Treehouse! Amy Slaton from 1000 Pound Sisters was arrested for drug possession after being bitten by a camel at safari park. The Hawk Tuah Girl Hailey Welch keeps her 15 minutes of fame wet with a new podcast, and Pickle ball comes to prisons. Plus BIRTHDAYS!

Links:

Police Allegedly Discovered Mushrooms, Marijuana on Amy Slaton (people.com)

Hawk Tuah Girl Haliey Welch to Launch Podcast Talk Tuah From Jake Paul (hollywoodreporter.com)

A pickleball program inside a CT prison helps incarcerated people find self-worth | Connecticut Public (ctpublic.org)

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It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh

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with us inside the treehouse on a Friday. It's September sixth,

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twenty twenty four, short week because of the holiday, which

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is always a nice feeling, getting to Friday sooner than

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we normally do. I'm very excited to be inside the

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treehouse with U Trey and EU Raj and to share

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with you all the stupid that we can fit inside

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this tiny treehouse. And Raj, I think I saw the

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same story you did, but.

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Say it in one of the thousand Pound Sisters. Was

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that like I guess a wildlife preserve or something like

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that where she was bitten by a bitten bit bitten

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by a camel?

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Uh and uh no, now real quick, Yes, I saw

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the headline, but I didn't know who the thousand pound

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Sisters were or are?

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So can you?

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Yes?

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So enlighten you Remember when the Learning Channel had stuff

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where you learned? Yeah, they don't do that anymore.

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No, all the all the original all the o G

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television channels. Yeah, I'll do vastly different things than what

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they started out.

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This is all like bariatric surgeries and morbidly obese people.

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Is now the Learning channel and sometimes some sort of paranormal.

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Isn't isn't TLC doing? Isn't that where doctor pimple popper?

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Yes?

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Yeah, is this like the my hundred pounds life or

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whatever the hell it is and stuff?

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Yeah with that with doctor now down in Houston. Yeah,

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he's uh, he's falling out of control. He's he's hilarious.

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He just tells people they're fat and lazy. And it's

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awesome because he says things that you want to say

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to people. He's like, he's the reason you are fat?

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Is you eats much? And then he just walks out

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of the room a lot.

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Yes, there's one cliff where you know he's morbidly a

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beast woman. He's said something about being a picky eater.

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He goes, you are six hundred pounds. You are not

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a picky eater. Yeah.

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Wow, he must be a hell of a surgeon to

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be able to have that bedside manner he is, and

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or I guess, actually more accurate would be a trough

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side manner.

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Yes, he said that to be like he'll just call

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him out. They're like, you know, I've been sticking to

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the diet and I've been doing the exercise He's like,

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why are you lying to me? You're still fat? And

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then he just walks out of the room. It's like

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I can't, I can't deal with him. Send them home.

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I've never I've never even heard of I've never heard

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of the thousand pounds Sisters. I have not heard of

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doctor Now, which sounds like a weird Austin Powers spoof of.

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Yes, doctor Nazzarden is his name, but he goes by

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doctor now because nobody can say his last.

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Name makes sense. What's the show My six hundred pound life?

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Oh?

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Okay, okay? And the show I've heard of? I just

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didn't know he was the star of it. Yeah, telling

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six hundred pound plus people your effect.

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And you always Yeah, if you have to wonder, like,

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if you start watching the show, you'll never see a

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like it's very rare. The where are they now? Like

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a follow up? Because most of them die, flash.

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Of them makes for a really easy follow up. Yes,

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just Graton lies, that's right there.

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Yeah, but the thousand pounds Sisters are our sisters. One

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of them is over six hundred pounds and the other

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one is about four hundred. Dish the one who's over

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six hundred pounds she's lost a tremendous amount of weight

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with bariatric surgery and exercise and diet change. But she

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was so big that when she would gain weight, it

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would be like there was like a mass on her

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forehead because there was nowhere else for fat to go.

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So it's just a huge mass on her forehead of

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just fried chicken just boomed right there. But they they

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were drinking up to ten to twelve SODA's a day

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is what they're on average drinking. But this one of

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the sisters of the four hundred pounder was at a

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wildlife preserve where she was bitten by a camel and

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when the police arrived they found shrooms and weed and.

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Was she trying to get on the camel? He was like, well, no.

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Well it's either that or it was a drug biting

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camel instead of a drug sniffing dog. The Safari Park

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has a drug biting camel that they deployed to make

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sure that it's a safe space.

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I would love to see that camel. Like when they

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when she gets out of the car, he's like, you know,

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take me back to the desert. I'm good, I'm not.

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I didn't sign up for this crap.

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It's kind of like in It's like in the cartoons

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we all grew up with. When one of the characters

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we get hit in the head, the lump would pop up,

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and then if he pushes on the lump, another one

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would pop up on another spot. So I wonder if

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that's what happened. You're right, Like one of the thousand

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pounds sisters tried to get on the camel sat on

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one of the humps and another hump shot up and

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then the camel bit he.

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Yes, but then subsequently, after after to add insult to injury.

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To the camel, Yes, they did this, discover.

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A strange odor coming from the car and one of

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the police officers went, I know what that smell is,

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And they found mushrooms and weed, which is why I'm

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guessing she's four hundred pounds.

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Ye don't. I don't think she needs extra motivation to

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be snacky.

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Maybe she was using it to curb her diet. And

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mushrooms are vegetable, right.

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They're they're the low calorie. They're good for volume, for

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taking up space in your in your tummy.

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Uh huh.

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It's actullently if you're trying to lose weight, mushrooms are phenomenal, Yeah,

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but if if hers are the drug type mushrooms, then

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I don't know if that curb your appetite or makes

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it more because I don't do who losinnogens.

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I don't, I've not done them. I would like to try.

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I know people that microdose mushrooms, and I've I've heard

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really good things about that. I would, I would give

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that a whirl. But I'm not just gonna take some

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psychedelic and sit in the woods.

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Well, I'm certainly not going to take a psychedelic and

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go to a safari park because who is God knows

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what's gonna happen to those animals in your geek out mind.

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I mean, no, I'm not doing that.

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I don't. I don't.

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I just want to hear the rest of the story

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where you find out she'd bit first. Maybe she was

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just on mushrooms and just saw it like I got this.

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It's like it's like same with those cartoons. While it

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just turns into a turkey leg Mmm, it's like I

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gotta get got.

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Amy Slayton from the reality show One Thousand Pounds Sisters

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had an eventful labor day. She went to the Tennessee

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Safari Park with her kids, four year old Gauge and

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two year old Glenn, plus a man named Brian Scott Lavorne.

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At some point during the visit, Amy claims she was

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bitten by a camel. While she was being treated, park

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employees noticed a suspicious smell and found pot and mushrooms

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just sitting in plain sight in the car. Amy and

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her companion were arrested on drug possession and child endangerment charges,

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and the kids were placed in the custody of family.

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Amy shares the kids with her ex husband, who filed

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for divorce in March of twenty twenty three. I can

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probably see why. And TMZ spoke with one of the

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park owners who doubts that Amy was bitten by one

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of their camels. Supposedly, the cut in her arm is

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not indicative of a camel bite. Oh great, so even

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the Safari park people have, you know, camel?

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Yeah?

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What is What does a Tennessee Safari Park look like?

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That's all I want to know, Like, is it a

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Safari park or just some dude's backyard.

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Oh, I think it's a front for the Moonshine Distillery.

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Still, I don't realize the prohibition's over.

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Sometimes you go so far backwoods the news doesn't doesn't

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penetrate how deep into the backwoods you've gone.

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In Tennessee, I would not doubt it. Uh but yeah

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I would. Who's like, let's get let's trip balls and

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go to the preserve.

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If anything, based on a lot of the videos I've

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seen from some of those safari parks, you want to

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keep your wits about you. That's one of the few

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places in this world I want to be sober at.

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Yes, did you see the one where the giraffe takes

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the kid?

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Yeah, I love that one.

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That was a fantastic one. You want to talk about endangerment.

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That's why you don't do the shrooms and stuff, because like,

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if if that was my kid and I'm doing the shrooms,

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I may just giggle like, yeah, look at that, it's

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taking that little money sucker away.

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My kid can fly.

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It does. Once you see that video, though, it actually

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puts into perspective all the other videos you see of

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the kids freaking out crying when the when the camel

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or the giraffe sticks its head either into the window

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or through the sun rip the sounders. One of the

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best ones and the tongues come in they start licking

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up the feed from the buckets and stuff in this case,

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so you got to watch out because if you're one

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of the thousand pounds sisters, you can't just randomly get

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out of the vehicle and just start sticking your head

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in people's food buckets. Although video.

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She finished hers on the way in.

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Drugs make you do weird stuff.

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Man.

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Yeah, the Dallas Zoo lets you feed the giraffe. They

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have a little space where you go up and you

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buy lettuce and you feed the giraffes. Let us. So

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that's a bit safer. And uh, you know it's when

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it's when it's the Dallas Zoo and they're trying to

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be safe. Yeah, that says something. So I can't imagine

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how this safari park in Tennessee handles the welfare of

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its patrons.

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Well, I think a good indicator is when the safari

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park's name is Jack Daniels Safari Park, Booze and Buffalo's

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I mean that actually would get me to go.

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I was gonna say I would go to the Jack

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Daniels Wildlife.

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Yeah, I think I'm actually I'm just going to google

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that to see what pops up and then see how

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much flights are, and then check out an Airbnb nearby.

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I think I have an exhibit there.

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It's just Terray in his own enclosure.

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Reading, just reading the paper and cussing people out. I

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don't know how many tickets that is, but I would

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buy it every time.

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But it's only it's only special times of the year.

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It's not year round because that's how special you are,

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because the rest of the year they got to send

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you back to the Smithsonian.

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You're in the visit us online at treehouseonair dot com.

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I remembered it today two days in a row that

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I remember to do the Fairly spot and at least

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today is the proper day for me to do it,

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not that I've been to the Jack Daniels Safari part

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before the show. I thought that it would explain why

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I do things on different days. Are you ready for

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a new car and would you like to save some

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time and money throughout that process? Of course you would,

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That's why you need fair Lease. Let me tell you

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how they can help you save money. Tell me if

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this sounds like you, and whether you're doing this currently

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or you've done this in the past. You go to

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the dealership and they put you in a deal for

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four or five, six, seven years, seven years worth of payments.

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and Fairleas go to fairlease dot org. It is Fred Day,

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which means we need birthdays. So, as I mentioned earlier,

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today is Fred Day. September sixth, twenty twenty four. Birthdays today.

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Chad Coleman, who played Tyrese on The Walking Dead back

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when it was good. He also played Cleiden on The Orvil.

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He is fifty today. Idris Elba turns fifty two. He's

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Heimdahl in the thor movies Stringer Bell on HBO's The Wire, Nelson, Mandela,

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and Mandela Long Walk to Freedom. He's also the voice

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of the tiger Sheer Khan the live action Jungle Book movie.

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He was also the boss at one point in the office,

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overseeing Michael Scott. That was a good run that he

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what happened was do you remember the movie called Gray

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with Liam Neeson? No, Okay, great movie. It was on

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Netflix for a while. I'm not sure where it currently is,

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but handful of years ago. It was right at the

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beginning of Liam Neeson's action period action star right. It

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was after Taken, and it's Liam Neeson on his own

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they called it Gray. I alternately titled it Liam Neeson

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in Wolf Puncher because part of the trailer is him

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putting up his dukes ready to like get into a

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fistfight with a wolf, which seemed ridiculous, but in the

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context of the film and you see it, it kind

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of made sense. So when I saw that Idris Elba

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or something, I thought it just kind of reminded me

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of that. So it's Idris elbat in Lion Puncher. I

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wasn't sure if you guys had seen it.

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I have not, but I've heard that's fantastic.

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It was a fantastic show, and I think Netflix did

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a movie based on it too. And he's great in that.

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Is that where he plays like is it a private

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detective or something?

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He's a London police officer.

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him in a few things and then heard him do

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the British accent. I thought, wow, that's really good. Didn't

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find out he's actually English.

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I saw it was watching the Wire and they got

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string A bell. I, Yes, finally they got somebody talented

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out of Baltimore. And then he heard him do an

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interview and he's like, really, Baltimore, which is eighty eight

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percent black, You couldn't find a one actor I could

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play a convincing drug dealer. We had to import this one.

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In Yeah, they found him in Baltimore. Sure, but he's

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one of my favorite actors. I think he's fantastic. Other

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birthdays today Macy Gray fifty seven. Rosie Perez is sixty.

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Loved her, absolutely loved her in White Man Can John.

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Oscar or was nominated, or maybe that was for Do

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the Right Thing, whatever it is. She was a lot

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of fun in those movies. And then we've also got

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where did It Go? I lost my birthdays? Mark Chestnut

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Country singer sixty one. Betsy Russell is also sixty one

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from the Saw movies. And then one of my not

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necessarily favorite actors, but someone that left a hell of

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an impression on me. How about this? Michael Winslow is

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sixty six today. He played Larvel Jones and the Police

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Academy movies. He's the one that does all the sound

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effects with his mouth. And then if you're a fan

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of Spaceballs like Trey and I are, you also know

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him from that because he was the radar technician.

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And he's still a touring comedian.

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Is he really Yes, that's one person I don't get

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starstruck by many people. He's one of those people that

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super excited to meet because of how big of an

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influence he had on me as a child. I got

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so much joy out of him from the Police Academy

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movies and the little bit in Spaceballs. I would love

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to meet Michael Winslow.

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He comes to the Addison Club quite a bit, So

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the next time he's there, I'll make sure to let

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you know. Maybe you guys can come in. Absolutely, I

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do something like that, But I don't think he makes

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it out to the Islands, but like, yeah, it is

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pretty cool to be in the same space because you're like, hi, man,

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I remember watching you. And then even weirder was when

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I went to Texas State. One of my professors was GW. Bailey,

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who's the police chief in Police Academy Movies.

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Yeah, I'll tell you get anything done at Texas State.

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And my other professor was Larry Hovas was harder on

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Hogan's heroes.

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Jesus.

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Yeah, it's a lot of fun.

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Texas State really collecting the professors.

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Telling you, I think, speaking of eighties movies, Revenge of

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the Nerds is like I answer, fortieth anniversary. So they

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had I saw a deal where they got the cast together.

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I didn't think anything an age worse than the movie itself.

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And a couple of those guys are still working actors,

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like you'll see them like randomly on TV shows. And

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I think there's the guy who played Booger, did a

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couple of episodes of Psych.

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He was he was also a new Girl. He's been

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in bunch of stuff randomly.

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Yeah, Anthony Edwards is like probably the only one that yes,

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And he was not at the reunion.

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He was busy working. These guys just had to call

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in sick to a wieners.

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Rash who was it? Was there another birthday that I missed?

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That did one of one of my people, one of

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one of the most talented Indian people. People don't realize

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is Indian. Uh. Freddie Mercury or Faruk Bulsara was his

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real name, then he changed it to Freddy Mercury. I

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believe his birthday is today.

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No, that was yesterday.

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Yesterday?

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Yeah, that was yesterday. I remember seeing that.

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How old would you have it's gonna be the seventies.

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Hang on, let me see, let me see me pull

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it up real quick. If not early eighties, let's see maybe.

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Freddy Mercury birthday September fifth, so yesterday. He died back

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in nineteen ninety one, and he was born in nineteen

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forty six.

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Wow, okay, nineteen forty six, so that would be seventy eight.

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Yeah, So I remember because I'm a big Queen fan.

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My dad turned me on to Queen from a young age,

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and I loved the band, and so when the movie

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Bohemian Rhapsody came out, love that as well. And I'm

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not even really sure how much I knew about the

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different band members, including Freddie Mercury, Like I didn't realize,

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like in the movie it focuses on his family life

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and everything. Had no idea that he was You said

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he's Indian. I thought that like in the movie, I

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thought it said something else of his.

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They moved from India to Zanzibar, and then from Zanzibar

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when there was an uprising and there was a military coup,

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they moved a lot of people moved from Zanzibar to London.

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So he went to boarding school in India. His nickname

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in boarding school because of his teeth was Bucky because

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he had the buck teeth and when he died. I

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don't know if you guys are are aware of how

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the Zoroastrians treat the dead. But they put them a

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in a it's called the Tower of Silence, which's also

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a well, but it's also a big giant tower where

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they are left to get picked on by scavenging birds

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like vultures and crows and whatever for seven days and

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then they're.

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Buried seven days. That's the kind of stuff I've seen.

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Wasn't that like medieval stuff back in the day, where

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they they would someone got executed, they put him in

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that steel cage after they were executed or while they

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were alive and then getting packed on by birds.

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Yeah, in the medieval times, they were alive, while they

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were packed on by vultures. They were just usually covered

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in some sort of thing that would attract the birds.

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But this is this is what they did with their

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the dead. They put them in. It's to give back

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to the earth and give back to the give back

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to nature, being one with nature. So they just leave

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them in this. You just bury him, No, silly, put

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them in the ground that is back. You gotta feed

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the birds so.

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So before so as so, before you can be buried,

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you first have to be uh like human sharma.

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Well I mean you kind of yes, uh, just you're

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a big giant kabab. Yeah, they just kind of hang

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you in this it's called the Tower of Silence or

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I think it's called a dakma or damka something like that.

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Uh.

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And they do they do a like blood letting first

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and get this stuff out or do they just hang

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you because it seems like everything would just you'd explode.

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I guess it's build up and well I think when

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the birds are picking out that they can release that way.

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But yeah, they just kind of leave you there for

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seven After seven days they collect the remains and bury that.

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How do they collect the remains are shot back?

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It's like a delta flight. You just kind of it's

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kind of throw some plastic.

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Covering over like the toy crane at the you know,

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you get the ball and look.

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Yeah kind of yes, they just go and the Zoroastrian

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priest will go and collect whatever is left.

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And that's really horrific. Yeah, it really this doesn't sound

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like an honor that I would want bestowed upon me

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and death. It's like, no, I just give me the

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turnhole method, just go just take me straight in the ground.

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I don't want to be.

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I don't want to be a hanging schwarma thing for birds.

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Yeah, that's uh. It's very uh small culture of Zoroastrians,

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but they still abide by that. What they used to

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do back in the day is feed the birds.

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So it's you said it's a small group. It's a

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small culture. Now I think we know why. It's because

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no one wants to be buried that way.

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People are hard to get people to read that part

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of the pamphlet.

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Yeah, and then at the end you'll become bird feed.

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Yes, I'm sure they line the place with newspaper or

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some sort of mulch on the ground. I don't know

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how it goes, but I'm assuming something around you to.

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That's what I'm saying.

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You know, you just kind of put it into a

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wood chipper or whatever they do. I don't know.

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I guess it's how you spin it, because it definitely

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would be a cheap burial.

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Yeah, that's also how you get around to the good

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side of the meat. You got to spin it around.

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00:26:03.640 --> 00:26:15.200
That's awful. You're listening to the Treehouse. Visit us online

472
00:26:15.240 --> 00:26:19.119
that Treehouse on air dot com. I'm never gonna look

473
00:26:19.119 --> 00:26:25.079
at Sharma the same way. Just gonna mercury just ruined

474
00:26:25.079 --> 00:26:33.920
whull all guys for me. Let's get Daniel Cook into

475
00:26:33.960 --> 00:26:37.160
the Treehouse eight three three Cook DFW the website cook

476
00:26:37.279 --> 00:26:40.920
dfw dot com for your free roof inspection. Obviously, it's

477
00:26:40.960 --> 00:26:43.440
easy to do roof inspections when it's nice outside, but

478
00:26:43.799 --> 00:26:47.000
when it's a little rainy and the weather's not as nice,

479
00:26:47.200 --> 00:26:50.039
especially with the rain, as a homeowner, you can look

480
00:26:50.119 --> 00:26:52.039
up and almost do your own roof inspection because if

481
00:26:52.079 --> 00:26:55.279
you're seeing something that wasn't there before, then they need

482
00:26:55.319 --> 00:26:56.160
to give you a call.

483
00:26:56.079 --> 00:26:59.720
Right absolutely, And that just happened today. Actually we were

484
00:27:00.240 --> 00:27:04.680
called out. A person is selling their home. They had

485
00:27:05.400 --> 00:27:07.400
somebody come out and check it out last week, of course,

486
00:27:07.400 --> 00:27:10.119
when it was bright and beautiful and sunny, and they

487
00:27:10.240 --> 00:27:12.920
thought they had found some damage that was going to

488
00:27:12.960 --> 00:27:17.240
be consistent of weather and an insurance claim. And so

489
00:27:17.599 --> 00:27:20.480
they the cellar called us out because they trusted us

490
00:27:20.599 --> 00:27:23.079
and they used us before, and they said, hey, can

491
00:27:23.119 --> 00:27:24.559
you come out and check my roof out. I know

492
00:27:24.599 --> 00:27:26.079
you do a lot of roofing, and I like you

493
00:27:26.119 --> 00:27:27.720
to see it and see what happened. So as well,

494
00:27:27.759 --> 00:27:30.400
we got out there, lo and behold, it's not weather

495
00:27:30.480 --> 00:27:34.680
damage that the other company found. They were hanging up

496
00:27:34.720 --> 00:27:38.279
Christmas lights on their roof every year, and whoever they

497
00:27:38.359 --> 00:27:41.880
used to do that, were scooting around the edge of

498
00:27:41.880 --> 00:27:44.960
the roof, the entire around the edge, and it scooted

499
00:27:45.000 --> 00:27:48.640
off pretty much all the shingle granulars around the entire

500
00:27:48.880 --> 00:27:51.000
edge of the roof where they're how you hanging Christmas

501
00:27:51.039 --> 00:27:53.920
lights up, So it made it look like the shingles

502
00:27:53.920 --> 00:27:56.440
were in terrible condition. But if the person that inspected

503
00:27:56.480 --> 00:27:58.559
at first would have gone up the roof about another

504
00:27:58.599 --> 00:28:00.559
eight or ten feet, the roof is in great shape.

505
00:28:01.119 --> 00:28:04.759
So all around the whole sides and edges are tore up,

506
00:28:04.799 --> 00:28:06.640
but it's gonna be some repairs.

507
00:28:06.720 --> 00:28:07.160
That's it.

508
00:28:07.200 --> 00:28:08.559
That's all they need to have done.

509
00:28:08.799 --> 00:28:11.720
And I think that's an important thing to really shine

510
00:28:11.720 --> 00:28:14.480
a light on, because you're not gonna come in there

511
00:28:14.519 --> 00:28:16.440
and just tell someone, oh, you need a new roof.

512
00:28:16.440 --> 00:28:18.680
You're gonna go in there and assess the situation for

513
00:28:18.759 --> 00:28:21.680
as it is and tell them exactly what needs to happen,

514
00:28:22.160 --> 00:28:24.319
not what you want to happen, so you can end

515
00:28:24.400 --> 00:28:26.759
up on a megayacht retired by the time you're sixty.

516
00:28:27.000 --> 00:28:29.440
You're gonna do the right thing, as tempting as that is.

517
00:28:29.920 --> 00:28:32.519
You're gonna do the right thing for the client. I

518
00:28:32.519 --> 00:28:34.039
don't want to be on that mega yacht that just

519
00:28:34.039 --> 00:28:35.839
think though. No, you want to make sure you get

520
00:28:35.839 --> 00:28:37.480
the good captains.

521
00:28:37.119 --> 00:28:39.000
Right right, not the one that jumps off first.

522
00:28:40.359 --> 00:28:43.079
No, all right, give Daniel a call for all that

523
00:28:43.200 --> 00:28:47.200
roofing expertise. Eight three three Cook DFW The website cookdfw

524
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dot com.

525
00:28:51.440 --> 00:28:59.119
You're in the treehouse business online at Treehouse OnAir dot com.

526
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This segment of the tree House is brought to you

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by Cook DFW Roofing and Restoration for your free roof

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inspection called Daniel and Kerry Cook eight three three Cook DFW.

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That's eight three three Cook DFW The website cookdfw dot com.

530
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Uh.

531
00:29:15.400 --> 00:29:20.759
Now we've got birthdays under our belt and gonna not

532
00:29:20.799 --> 00:29:23.559
gonna forget those anytime soon. Thanks to Freddy Mercury and

533
00:29:23.720 --> 00:29:28.799
the traditional Zoroastrian burial program. I think if you had

534
00:29:28.839 --> 00:29:32.160
the option like if Zoroastrians were door to door salespeople

535
00:29:32.160 --> 00:29:34.680
the way that the Jehovah's Witnesses are, and you have

536
00:29:34.720 --> 00:29:37.960
two pamphlets in front of you, Yeah, the traditional burial

537
00:29:38.079 --> 00:29:40.640
of Jehovah's witnesses, which I think is just in the

538
00:29:40.680 --> 00:29:46.079
ground versus the schwarma style from the Zoroastrians. I think

539
00:29:46.119 --> 00:29:47.559
I'll go with the Jehovah's Witnesses.

540
00:29:47.839 --> 00:29:50.039
Yeah. You know when the pamphlets, you know, they they

541
00:29:50.039 --> 00:29:51.680
put them, the two of them out. One's called the

542
00:29:51.720 --> 00:29:53.720
watch Tower and the other one's called the Tower of Silence.

543
00:29:54.359 --> 00:29:56.400
Uh read the Watchtower.

544
00:29:58.759 --> 00:30:04.400
It's a I think it's a wise move there. Well,

545
00:30:04.400 --> 00:30:06.680
there's a name we have not mentioned a while inside

546
00:30:06.720 --> 00:30:09.599
the Treehouse, and that is the name of one Haley Welch.

547
00:30:09.799 --> 00:30:12.680
And if you don't know her by her name, you

548
00:30:12.880 --> 00:30:16.200
know her for sure by her nickname, which is the

549
00:30:16.279 --> 00:30:20.759
Hawktua Girl. Things have been silent on the Hawkta front

550
00:30:20.759 --> 00:30:24.519
for a while. The last time I think we heard

551
00:30:25.000 --> 00:30:28.599
about her was her celebrating her own birthday with a

552
00:30:28.599 --> 00:30:32.680
club appearance that she got paid for that I think

553
00:30:33.000 --> 00:30:35.160
was being DJ'd by Shaquille O'Neil. That was the last

554
00:30:35.200 --> 00:30:37.319
big thing that I saw I think the Hawk to

555
00:30:37.400 --> 00:30:37.720
a girl.

556
00:30:37.960 --> 00:30:41.880
She threw a first pitch out at a Mets game

557
00:30:42.160 --> 00:30:44.279
that pissed off a lot of people.

558
00:30:44.440 --> 00:30:47.680
Although it's right, why are they so mad?

559
00:30:48.119 --> 00:30:50.359
I don't know if she was doing it. It was like

560
00:30:50.519 --> 00:30:54.079
to raise. The sponsor was like a Hope Animal Shelter

561
00:30:54.160 --> 00:30:56.640
or something like that. I mean it was there was

562
00:30:56.680 --> 00:31:00.000
nothing wrong with it, but yeah, the Mets fans got

563
00:31:00.599 --> 00:31:01.200
mighty pissed.

564
00:31:01.519 --> 00:31:03.119
I figured should be sponsored by an E and t

565
00:31:09.119 --> 00:31:13.960
mostly the tea. Yeah yeah, And then she just signed

566
00:31:14.000 --> 00:31:15.720
She's got a new podcast.

567
00:31:15.720 --> 00:31:19.720
That's right, she will be doing Yeah the Hawk Tua girl.

568
00:31:19.759 --> 00:31:24.480
Hailey Welch is getting her own podcast, Talk Tua is

569
00:31:24.680 --> 00:31:29.519
the name, and it premieres next Tuesday. Her first guest

570
00:31:29.559 --> 00:31:35.799
is comedian Whitney Cummings. That actually works for a couple

571
00:31:35.880 --> 00:31:44.400
different levels, it does. Yeah. So, Hailey Welch was actually

572
00:31:44.559 --> 00:31:49.480
just on Whitney Cummings's podcast, and that's where she dropped

573
00:31:49.480 --> 00:31:52.200
some sage advice for women, at least according to this article,

574
00:31:52.319 --> 00:31:54.680
saying things like what's good for the whole is not

575
00:31:54.799 --> 00:31:56.279
always good for the soul.

576
00:31:57.119 --> 00:31:58.480
Yeah, I saw that one.

577
00:31:59.400 --> 00:32:02.319
Jake Paul's media company Better b e. T R is

578
00:32:02.359 --> 00:32:05.920
producing the podcast. He also is slated to appear as

579
00:32:05.920 --> 00:32:08.200
a guest. There's a teaser for it where Hayley tells

580
00:32:08.240 --> 00:32:12.039
her haters she's not going anywhere and that she's just

581
00:32:12.079 --> 00:32:17.039
getting started. So does that mean she's just salivating.

582
00:32:18.720 --> 00:32:20.680
She's just she's just listening her job.

583
00:32:22.799 --> 00:32:25.920
Remember remember those remember those old reach toothbrush commercials.

584
00:32:28.759 --> 00:32:30.119
See now that's a sponsor.

585
00:32:30.440 --> 00:32:33.799
Yeah, I think I think we can have a resurgence

586
00:32:33.839 --> 00:32:38.400
of the Reach Toothbrush brand by being a title sponsor

587
00:32:38.440 --> 00:32:40.440
on the haktoa Girl podcast Talk.

588
00:32:40.319 --> 00:32:43.440
To a Yes. And she did reveal on Whitney Cummings

589
00:32:43.440 --> 00:32:47.480
that she was a crack baby. She was born, I believe,

590
00:32:47.519 --> 00:32:51.119
addicted to some sort of opiate or speed or something.

591
00:32:51.160 --> 00:32:54.440
Her mom was a drug addict. Jesus, so she she

592
00:32:54.799 --> 00:32:58.039
admitted that on the Whitney Cummings podcast.

593
00:32:58.160 --> 00:33:03.279
You know, we all overcome childhood in different ways. She

594
00:33:03.359 --> 00:33:04.720
seems to have found hers.

595
00:33:05.480 --> 00:33:10.640
Yes, she she she did a different kind of therapy,

596
00:33:11.799 --> 00:33:16.200
she found her calling. Yes. Yes, And it just sounds

597
00:33:16.200 --> 00:33:18.119
like we live in a weird world when you're like, oh,

598
00:33:18.119 --> 00:33:19.559
the Hawk to a Girl was at a party that

599
00:33:19.640 --> 00:33:22.359
was being DJed by Shaquille O'Neil, like, what where are

600
00:33:22.359 --> 00:33:22.799
we living?

601
00:33:23.039 --> 00:33:26.319
You know, most the most normal part of this entire

602
00:33:26.400 --> 00:33:30.680
Haktua scenario is is her ending up with a podcast that,

603
00:33:30.839 --> 00:33:33.240
to me is the thing that makes the most sense

604
00:33:33.240 --> 00:33:33.880
out of all of it.

605
00:33:34.400 --> 00:33:37.400
Yeah, and uh, and she'll get some decent guests. I

606
00:33:37.440 --> 00:33:40.000
guess Whitney Cummings. She's gonna be great, I'm sure. And

607
00:33:40.000 --> 00:33:43.440
then Jake Paul and his like his team of people.

608
00:33:43.519 --> 00:33:45.720
I'm sure we'll get some so it'll be good. I mean,

609
00:33:45.720 --> 00:33:47.279
I think it'll be okay for a while, and then

610
00:33:47.319 --> 00:33:51.559
it'll run its course and she'll be back to just again.

611
00:33:52.200 --> 00:33:53.400
She'll eventually run out of spit.

612
00:33:55.319 --> 00:34:07.160
She'll dry up, just dust flies out.

613
00:34:11.320 --> 00:34:13.079
It's kind of like when Forrest Gump gets to the

614
00:34:13.159 --> 00:34:15.000
end of the road. I'm pretty tired.

615
00:34:17.280 --> 00:34:18.320
I'm tired of blowing.

616
00:34:21.159 --> 00:34:37.840
I'll go no. H Have I told you guys recently

617
00:34:37.840 --> 00:34:41.960
how much I love doing this show, But if I

618
00:34:42.000 --> 00:34:46.719
also mentioned to you any moment recently that I'm actually

619
00:34:46.800 --> 00:34:48.280
going to be a little bit jealous of the Hawk

620
00:34:48.320 --> 00:34:50.559
to a girl, knowing that in her premiere episode she's

621
00:34:50.599 --> 00:34:52.840
going to have more downloads than we've had in our

622
00:34:53.000 --> 00:34:56.519
entirety of this program. What I'm getting at is one

623
00:34:56.519 --> 00:34:59.440
of us needs to start warming up our salivary glands.

624
00:35:00.760 --> 00:35:06.159
But she's used to lots of loads downloads. Sorry, you

625
00:35:06.199 --> 00:35:06.519
know what?

626
00:35:07.320 --> 00:35:09.719
There you go right there. Sure, my ladies and gentlemen

627
00:35:10.239 --> 00:35:14.639
available for parties, corporate gigs, and of course headlining your

628
00:35:14.679 --> 00:35:16.679
nearest comedy.

629
00:35:16.320 --> 00:35:22.920
Venue, children's parties. Uh, whatever you need.

630
00:35:23.519 --> 00:35:26.519
So what he's saying is he's got clean he can

631
00:35:26.559 --> 00:35:27.280
do a clean set.

632
00:35:27.559 --> 00:35:28.880
I can do a corporate set if you need.

633
00:35:34.360 --> 00:35:39.679
You know what, I need a break? How about that.

634
00:35:39.679 --> 00:35:51.559
You visit us online everyhouse on air dot com.

635
00:35:51.679 --> 00:35:54.199
Let's get Jacqueline from Brooks Plumbing into the treehouse now

636
00:35:54.239 --> 00:35:56.039
for any and all of your plumbing once and needs,

637
00:35:56.079 --> 00:35:58.679
give her and all of them. They're a call to

638
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one four three six eight third the website Brooks Plumbingtexas

639
00:36:02.159 --> 00:36:05.199
dot com. When I had my house in Dallas, Jacqueline,

640
00:36:05.360 --> 00:36:07.760
you came out a few times to help us with

641
00:36:07.800 --> 00:36:11.960
some issues, and your response time was phenomenal. And it

642
00:36:12.000 --> 00:36:14.679
wasn't just because it was me. It was because that's

643
00:36:14.719 --> 00:36:16.480
the kind of company you run. You go out of

644
00:36:16.480 --> 00:36:19.360
your way trying to help every client and try to

645
00:36:19.360 --> 00:36:20.280
get there as soon as you can.

646
00:36:20.440 --> 00:36:22.599
Well, I mean the reality of it is is that

647
00:36:22.920 --> 00:36:26.519
plumbing is unfortunately a need and not so much a want. Yes,

648
00:36:26.599 --> 00:36:29.880
you can want to remodel the bathroom and that's not pressing,

649
00:36:30.280 --> 00:36:33.760
but typically when it comes to service or leak investigations,

650
00:36:33.760 --> 00:36:36.519
et cetera, et cetera. If you've got to stoppage on

651
00:36:36.599 --> 00:36:40.599
the mainline and you don't know and you keep putting

652
00:36:40.760 --> 00:36:45.760
liquid or you know, waste into the drains, if it

653
00:36:45.800 --> 00:36:48.119
has nowhere to go, it will come back in the house.

654
00:36:48.360 --> 00:36:51.320
And at that point in time, it's no longer a want,

655
00:36:51.400 --> 00:36:54.239
it's a need, and that sort of thing can't wait.

656
00:36:54.679 --> 00:36:58.280
When you have those emergencies, you have got to figure

657
00:36:58.280 --> 00:37:00.719
out how to manage the crews that you can have

658
00:37:00.760 --> 00:37:02.199
the best response time.

659
00:37:02.159 --> 00:37:04.480
That's right, and they'll show up and they'll do it quickly.

660
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Call Jaqueline from Brooks Plumbing for any and all of

661
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those plumbing wants and needs two one, four, three, six, eight,

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thirty eight, thirty eight and again that website Brooks Plumbing

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Texas dot com.

664
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Listen us online at Threehouse on Air dot com.

665
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This segment of the Treehouse is burrought to you by

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Baby. You're the whitest pimp effort.

707
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Called the Hawk stupid level.

708
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Okay, whatever works, man, Sometimes sometimes you got to spin

709
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on it in there to get all going on. At

710
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least that's what I've seen on some of the videos

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need to share with you. Probably despite the sea of

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stupid that we've been swimming through all week, this may

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be my favorite stupid news story of the week. Raj,

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you've never been to prison. Trey, you've never been to prison.

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I've never been to prison. But according to some people,

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there's been something lacking inside the prisons of the United States,

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and that is pickleball. Yes, someone took a long, hard

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look at our criminal justice system and recognized a hole

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that needed to be filled and the only way to

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fill it was with pickleball. This sounds like something This

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sounds like something that you would see in the Onion,

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but it's not. This is real life. Pickleball is coming

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to US prisons. There's even a league Pickleball for Incarcerated

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Communities League, which of course stands for Pickle Pico. That

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is the national organization that's bringing the widely popular sport

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to America's prisons to help rehabilitate those who are incarcerated.

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In one specific example, inmates play pickleball at the McDougall

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Walker Correctional Institution, which is a maximum security prison in Connecticut.

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Maximum security prison inmates playing pickleball for rehabilitation, for rehabilitation purposes.

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I used to murder bitches before pickleball.

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Now, yeah, I mean the PSA's are going to write

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to themselves right. It's like, you know, I had a

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choice to make them an early age. Do I want

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to get into slinging smack or do I want to

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sling you know, pickle paddles.

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I just love how this I don't want to call

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it a sport has caught on if anybody knew the origin,

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it was to help the elderly move. That's all it's for.

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That's why it's just a smaller tennis court. But now

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we're just going let's give it to hardened criminals. I

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was I used to spend my days raping my cell mate,

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but now pickleball.

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I don't know who's happy, or me or him. I

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do think it was a serious twist of fate though,

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that when Warden decided to pair us up in the

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pickle ball doubles matches, he said, it looked like we

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had good chemistry.

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Lucky knew my every move.

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Mainly because I told it to him.

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I would hate to be somebody's pickleball bitch. That's the

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lowest rung in person that you think.

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About, the poor bastard that has to be the.

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Judge, the line judge for pickle.

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Yeah, the this This may be one of my favorite

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lines in this entire story. Not only are incarcerated people

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learning how to play pickleball, but they're learning life lessons

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as well.

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It turns out attempted murder doesn't just hurt the other person,

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it hurts me as well.

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It's gonna be it's gonna be a weird day though,

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when they they realize that some of these inmates are

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actually sharpening the edge pickleball paddles.

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Yeah, that's a horrible weighted die shank by pickleball paddle.

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His last words were, why, oh no, she was a

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real shive. Oh that's great, good, good for them.

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Yeah, the one of the they. In this story, they

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also talk about one of the coaches for pickleball inside

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the prisons and uh Sarah Gerston is one of these coaches,

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along with another coach, and she said coaching those who

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are locked up is no different than coaching those who

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are not, but there are some differences. For one, Sarah Gerston,

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one of the pickleball coaches, can't get too close to

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the inmates due to security concern.

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It's like it's like regular people, but not.

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In any way.

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That's the most diplomatic way I've ever heard something put.

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You know, when I coached the inmates, it's like regular people,

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but with rules.

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And a metal detector, really really really strict rule.

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That told just my favorite story of the way. That

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saved it for last baby. Oh god, all right, thanks

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