Dak Prescott-Lord Of No Rings | Wednesday 03.11.26

0:00 Want more Treehouse, check out our YouTube exclusive shows at YouTube dot com. Slash at Treehouse on air. It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Dan O'Malley along with Trade Trenholm and Rebecca Black. Coming up on today's show Wrong Answers only my wife versus a Hot Pepper, and we're going to start with a relationship on the Rocks. News broke over the weekend at Dallas. Cowboys quarterback Dak Prescott and Sarah Jane Ramos called it quits one month before their wedding, and since the announcement, rumors have been flying as to the reason for the sudden breakup, including a disagreement over a prenup and my personal favorite, Dak is made of ring repell.

1:01 I hadn't heard that one. There's been very there's been varying ring jokes around. I mean every post I've seen, the first and most liked comments have been slamming Dak and his avoidance of rings, like, oh, he's still bro can't get a ring, Bro, couldn't even get this ring. All these types of ring jokes. It's the closest he's ever been. It really is and that one too, saying this is the closest Dak will ever get to a ring and he still can't get it there. But I just know, I just know that somewhere Tony Romo is laughing his sketchers. Off appreciated the sketcher comment, Thank.

1:43 You, dre What what where's your head on this whole scenario? You know, Dak can't even buy a ring like that. I mean, he bought it, but he has a return it now. No, but he he choked before he could put it on. That's right. Uh, it does This does bring. Up and no, no, and Rebecca, he bought a ring for somebody else. When it came to getting the one on his he choked before he got got there. Facts, you are absolutely correct. Technicalities right there. We can't win on a technicality here, and that's.

2:23 And that's how sports and relationships get intertwined. And look, so I want to point this out because I think it's fair to say there are a lot of assumptions going on when it comes to this whole story. And ever since the news broke, people just started filling in the gaps because there was no information. We as a species have a real hard time keeping our thoughts to ourselves, and social media has made everything worse. So when we hear about a couple that's broken up and we don't get any information as to the reason why, we start coming up with our own reasons. And sometimes those reasons are reflections of ourselves. Sometimes it's just wild assumptions. I don't know, but this is all heightened when it's celebrities and there's money involved, lots and lots of money, lots and lots of drama. And if Dak keeps this up, there's going to be an entire Bravos series called The Real Exes.

3:22 Of Dak Prescott Fingers Crossed. I'd actually watched that one. Say I haven't watched any of those shows. I would probably watch that one. Anything involving an X I'm gonna watch. I do not care if you're married already, because the real drama is happening amongst the exes, especially when you have kids. With the X. Yeah, especially if you get them all in a room with some wine. Yeah, that's going to be dangerous for whoever the common denominator is. But let's be honest, we all had our own assumptions a month before the wedding. Everything as far as we all knew, which is nothing, seemed fine. They got two kids together already, they're having a joint bachelor bachelorette party and the barmas, which we didn't even know about until it came out that, uh, they had broken up a month before the wedding. So because it's a month before, we all start coming up with our own stories as to the reason why. Oh, it's clearly a prenup issue.

4:12 He cheated. I saw one girl comment on one of the posts I saw saying he was in my likes just a week ago. I remember, I have no idea if that's true. Uh So, where do we stand before we dig into anyone's claims or statements, what do we think happened? I think she had the kids and now she's like, well, I don't really have to go through with it. I am shocked you would say something so anti anti feminist. Rebecca, Oh is that anti feminist? She got hers? She's good for the next eighteen years. Got to a card. I'm like, she has time to save. I said. She popped out two ATM cards Like yeah.

4:54 This is again. As as a celebrity with a gajillion dollars on the line all the time. I have never understood why you would have a baby with somebody before you've like nailed all of the money stuff down. I have never understood that, because to me, that just screams somebody's only in it for this. Yeah, So the two biggest re Becca let me because in the heat of the moment, you're not wanting to call your attorney and go, hey, can you got work draft in these documents? I mean, but once you've signed your NFL contract deal, a lawyer hasn't already presented like the NDA kind of situation to you, like where you just slide it across the table before the events begin.

5:36 You know, that would actually make sense. Any agent worth his or her salt, yes, is dealing with millions of dollars and his whole mission is to protect his client, not to protect his client's relationships or his client's girlfriends, or. Or because because professional athletes listen to their agents and advisors so often. Wait, wait, wait, I have to insert this one fun fact about the NFL. My brother is a former NFL football player. Okay, when they sign their contracts with teams, when they get drafted, I'm not kidding you. They have a three day rookie introduction where they go over all of these things. They talk about using protection, they talk about women are only in it for cash, and that they will take your money. They literally have a three day conference devoted to.

6:25 The very thing, and it has failed ever since they institution. That says more about you men. No, what it goes to is you were talking about elite athletes who have been for the most part, pampered and babied since they were probably in junior high, but especially in high school, even more so in college. And and they don't a lot of times they've had people around them that just cleans up their messes for them. This just happens to be a mess you you can't really clean up up. But here's the thing. We're talking about prenups. Rebecca's right at this point a month before I doubt they're still haggling over a prenup, you know.

7:11 And if she has a decent attorney with two kids, no matter what happens, she could secure that she's she's set for life and sort of kids. Yeah like that. I have a tough time with that that one. Yeah, so I think it's been Here's the problem with the rookie orientation when it comes to the NFL. Okay, I can't tell this story. On can't, I. Can't. They knows part of the story. Uh actually knows the story.

7:51 But all I'm gonna say is with certain organizations, if you look at their the upper leadership and management, sometimes they don't set the best example. And we'll go from oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I know the story. Yep, yeah, let's just keep that. Let's keep that in our back pocket should we ever actually need it. Someday we'll tell Rebecca the story. Thank you. I was literally like, after we get off, I'm going to need to hear that. I know, because I could see you drooling. I love a good story, especially when it's probably somebody I might know. This is a this is a good one. But anyway, back to the rookie orientation that the NFL gives, You're right, yeah, they have that rookie orientation. They get these guys in a closed room for like three days and give them all all the trials and tribulations, the warnings, all of it, and then most of them don't listen.

8:38 And here's why all they're doing is doing the same all these players not all, but a good number of these players have skated by in classrooms their entire athletic lives. If you're trying to deliver a message to them that they'll retain, you shouldn't do it in a classroom. They've been trained to ignore stuff being told to them in a classroom, So you need to find another way to do it so it actually sticks. And it's really difficult because also think of yourself when you were twenty two years old, did you really listen to anybody older than you that said, if you don't listen to me, you're gonna be in trouble. No, we just have to learn it on our own.

9:18 Especially when that lesson is coming from somebody who's making a twentieth of what you're making. Right. Yeah, and not only Dan, you're talking about the classroom these guys have had, especially when you get to college. They have people that follow them around and clean up their messages, especially if they're the upper echelon of players. They have a number they can call where someone cut. They have fixers. M I think I'm just more sad at the lack of common sense like that. You can't put the two and two together here, like it's very it's sad. And what is that? But they can't figure out that, like this kind of stuff is gonna happen, like there's always gonna be a money She right, like yeah.

10:03 So. On, so everyone knows who Emmanuel Accho is, former NFL player. Now he's on TV a lot. He's got a podcast along with the rest of us, and he was saying on it he was leaning into the whole prenup rumor talking about whether or not prenups are a good idea or not. And that's a whole other topic to have. That's a whole other topic of discussion to have in general. But as far as it goes with Dak and his now ex. She decided to dive into the comments on a clip of that show on Instagram to say, no, this is not about a prenup. I hope we can put that to rest now. And to know, shock to anybody, no one believes her. All the comments after that are basically like okay, yeah, you know, no one believes it. Everyone thinks like if there was a percentage, it'd be like eighty ninety percent. It was an issue with the prenup, I e her fault and the other small percentages. Oh Dack did something like he cheated or whatever.

11:07 I don't actually think it's a prenup situation. Do either of y'all believe that? Excuse? I really don't. I think she's being honest in that that it's not a pre nup thing. No, I want to believe that, Yeah, I want to. Yeah, they've been engaged for forever well and yeah when he signed that new deal. I mean they've had plenty of time. I think a pre nup was ironed out a long time. And like I said, I am sure she had representation that. I mean, you have to. It wouldn't take her to have you know, some incredibly you know, shark attorney to carve out a deal for her that she's set for life. Like you're having a gigantic wedding in Italy or whatever. Yeah, right, you don't plan a hardcore, ridiculously stupid expensive wedding in Italy without already having those detail set in stone.

11:58 I don't think logically, absolutely, that makes all the sense in the world. Now here's another angle on this that I want to bring up. When the news broke, they released a statement, well, actually really didn't even release a statement. They send an email to all their guests, and then one of the guests leaked at the TMZ and it said, as many of you know, our wedding is currently scheduled to take place in Lake Como, Italy on Friday, April tenth, twenty twenty six. It is with heavy hearts that we privately inform our attendees that we have made the very difficult decision to cancel our wedding. We deeply apologize for any inconvenience this may cause you, and we welcome your prayers. Sarah Jane Ramos and Dak Prescott emailed two wedding guests via TMZ.

12:43 What's the appropriate etiquette when you call off a wedding? Is it an email? Because I feel like I don't know, you should be like it's the easiest. I mean, it's either that or you just yes, yes, you absolutely return the gifts if you've received any. But to be honest with you, the amount of money he makes if you are registered for gifts anywhere off. Yeah, I agree with that for sure. You should. You shall. You should reimburse people for their if they lose money on their travel, agreed. M especially if you're inviting some of your friends who aren't as well off as you and can't afford to not only go to Lake Como, Italy for your wedding, but maybe couldn't afford to go to the Bahamas on the joint bachelor bachelorette party, which brings me to my last point. I wanted to mention about this. The email to the guests got leaked to TMZ. The real story is gonna come out about this. Someone in that party's gonna spill the tea and I'll be here to drink it.

13:43 So did you see the stripper rumor? So not for Dak by the way, for her like, apparently at the co bachelor bachelorette party there was a stripper incident and things may have gotten a little too far with the. Tray. What's the name of the guy that Diddy was really really big. On the hammer, the one that he used to pay to bang cast or whatever. I think the hammer, I think it was his nickname or something like that. Was he there because that might explain it? We got a Diddy ho.

14:28 So no, I had not heard that rumor about there being some inappropriateness with the stripper on her part. Yeah, I saw it on Instagram. There's no telling if that's if there's any validity behind it. But I'm all about giving a false opinion and a false story when it comes to this. So yeah, if it's fun and exciting and adds drama to it, sure, I mean I saw a post on Instagram the other day that said McDonald's meat is made of people, So sure. There you go. I mean, just Dak is the anti Gollum. That's really good. I mean sports and literature. We're so smart guys.

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18:00 And what I mean by that is this. As far as the Dak Prescott, Sarah Jane Ramo's breakup thing, TMZ came out and said, at least according to reports, that her family has money, so it's not necessarily about a prenup. But when it comes to prenups, do you think prenups are bad? You know? I think in my younger days when I was like twenty something and like the idea of marriage was just so like, oh, it's a fairy tale. Yes, I thought they were bad, but now that I have aged and gotten wiser in my years, I don't think it's bad, especially when you're dealing with hell of money like that.

18:42 Yeah, because if you're on the receiving end of the prenup, do you feel insulted? I I can kind of understand that, But there has to be like a part of you that knows, like if you've got gajillions of dollars in your bank account, like, yeah, there needs to be some protection. It really has nothing to do with you. It's just the dollars. I guess the it was. It was interesting in that clip that I saw that Sarah Jane Ramos had commented on on Emmanuel Occhio's podcast. He was saying, look, if you have a prenup, this is it. It's bad to have a prenup because, and his reasoning was, this person has your life in their hands.

19:24 So he's like, you sleep next to this person every single night. If they wanted to kill you, they could, so why are you making them sign this prenup kind of a thing, which is an interesting angle totally, and but one of my I don't. I don't think I took a screenshot of it. But someone brought up a very salient point, which is the person you marry is not the person you divorce. So that is an argument for the prenup. And I've always kind of wanted to be on the romantic side of the prenup. It's like, no, it shouldn't have to be a thing, but ultimate either you do one or the state does one for you. If you get divorced, stuff's gonna get split up. So either you have a say in it, or it's all based on what is state law in your state.

20:14 Trade where do you fall? I fall I'm for them. And here's what people don't think about. If you're on the receiving end of a pre nup, just because that person has money now doesn't mean they're gonna have money ten to fifteen years from now. True, you can also protect yourself because you can go, Okay, you've got one hundred million dollars, you put fifteen of it in an account that's strictly for me and the kids. No matter what happens, you can't touch it. They make because they make one bad investment, one bad decision all that money could go away and you're protected for the rest of your life. So they they you hate to. See to look at romance as a business transaction, but ultimately everything, almost everything in life is. And if you go back and look at some of the big decisions you make along the way, and you're like, man, if I had had put something in writing and done things differently, I'd be in a better position. Marriage is the same way.

21:11 So I think I've just had the realization of where I fall on this in its entirety. And that is on top of if you don't do one, the state's going to do one for you. If you're on the receiving end of the prenup. If you were marrying someone worth a hundred million dollars and they present you with a prenup, a couple things. Number one, that's not the thing you have to sign. It's a negotiation. You can set yourself up for success in the event that the marriage dissolves. Next up, if you have the prenap can also protect you. If you let me back that up, the prenap can also protect you. The person you're marrying is worth a hundred million dollars and you're worth five dollars.

21:55 But if you have goals in life, and you have things you want to accomplish, like start a business or do something that could possibly make you a bunch of money, it makes sense to protect yourself. Also, because it goes back to what Trey said, just because the person you're marrying has money now doesn't mean they're always going to have it. They could lose it, and then what if you're the bread winner and then once they've lost it, you have become successful and now they are dependent upon you. So it makes sense to protect yourself in that matter. It's not just a one way street. And the other thing is this, if you don't have any goals to do anything in life where you could actually become the breadwinner in that situation, or at least on equal footing financially as your partner, then that person should be sticking a prenup in front of you.

22:45 Yeah. I totally agree with you. I really do, lawyer. Did I'm not even I didn't even finish college. I'll hire you when I get divorced. Dan. I think it's important that I use the disclaimer that my thoughts and opinion should not be taken as legal advice, but I will take your money, yes, thank you very much. And also since Trey you mentioned the child support thing, I googled this to see what because I know when we talked about the Deon Sanders divorce case years ago, that was when I learned about the child support stuff in Texas that there's caps on it. Despite where there is, this is not child warning.

23:27 This is not other states where you can get a quarter of a million dollars a month in child support nonsense. In Texas they actually just increased it. Last September twenty twenty five, the maximum monthly net resources used to calculate child support in Texas increased to eleven seven hundred dollars. That's the maximum. Is that a month? Yeah? I mean, I mean that's a lot of money. I will get that. Yeah. Now granted that's a dropping that's a dropping a bucket when you a guy making sixty million a year, that's like, that's just that's a valet. Tip. The maximum guideline child support amounts based on this cap it goes. It breaks it down to how many children you have and how much each child is a cap at.

24:13 But the ultimate maximum is eleven thousand, seven hundred bucks. However, high earners. There is a high earner exception. If a parent earns over eleven thy seven hundred per month, the court may still order additional support based on the income of the parents and the needs of the children exceeding those guideline maxims. That's a big if, though, because you're talking about a state that has a cap. You're gonna have a difficult time trying to say you need a quarter of a million dollars a month in child support, like some states get away with it. You hear about it and other celebrity divorces and stuff, and ultimately, like Rebecca, you just said, I mean twelve grand a month.

24:54 That's that's that's good. That's yeah, that's a good job. I can make that work. I'll find a way to scrape. Yes, I will. I will scrape by not a problem. And if we want to double that, because he's got two kids, I can make it happen. Sure you know, and look and this and this is something that can also be stuck in your prenup. Absolutely everything's negotiable in that prenup. I mean, people put some weird stuff in there. Well, and and by law, whoever is presenting the prenup has to if kind of like your Miranda rights, if the other person doesn't have money for counsel, they have to provide counsel for them to go over it for it to be binding.

25:38 Yeah, so. You have a decent attorney, you can carve out a good deal for yourself where you're taken care of. I've also heard that in Texas, even though we have like those laws and those caps and all that kind of stuff that, like Trey said, if you do have a really good attorney, there's loopholes and all of it. Everything's negociable. Well, like the child support cap. That's the cap for the state mandated, Like if you don't pay child support and you get hauled to court, their cap. Now, as far as a settlement goes in a divorce, there is no cap. Everything is negotiable. So you know, if you're making two million dollars a year, so that's you know, roughly one hundred and seventy five thousand a month, you can afford thirty forty that whatever and exaid. Yeah, it's all negotiable or smaller fee. But then they have to pay because then it comes down to schools, medical insurance, all all the other crap.

26:41 And let's be honest, these are all rich people problems because those of us poors don't have to worry about free and ups because we don't have enough stuff. Now like, oh, did you want my old crappy lounge chair from college? Sure you can have that. If anything, that would be more like punishment than than the win, you know. So like my marriage, my wife did not present me with a prenup before we got married. I didn't present her with one. But this morning was very different. She came from the garden and presented me with one of her hot peppers. So my wife is a is a gardener on the side, and I like some hot peppers. And the ironic thing is she does not. My wife cannot handle spicy, so she grows some hot peppers for me. And part of the irony there is the things that grow the best here are hot peppers, and I can't.

27:28 Keep up with her yield. Oh yeah, what kind of peppers are we talking about? What's the he that hot pepper? We can't remember the name of it. It's like a it's like a citrusy hall opanion. We can't remember the exact strain of it. But I was gonna say, how hot is it? Like? Do you have a Do you have the Scoville number for it? I don't because I can't remember the name of it, but I'll find out and i'll let you know, because I know Holapanno's are like they start at twenty five hundred on the Schoolville. These look like the like the bird's eye peppers, which are extremely hot.

28:11 It's not that it's not that hot. I would say about a halapano, maybe between a Holapano and a serrano. So spicy, but cit your seat, it's very nice. So they just recently, Oh, she brought me some. So this is what it looks like. This is what it looks like when it just green. You know, it's a green, thin pepper. It looks kind of like a small Anaheim pepper, but it's much spicier than that. And and now they've started to turn yellow. So since they started to turn yellow, Tara wanted me to try one to see how spicy it was, to see if it like calmed down. That's what I was wondering too. It did not usually gets hotter, right, That's exactly what it did. So she handed it to me. Maybe I shoot the best for the prenup instead of this she hands.

28:56 She's like, hey, I need you to try. Like, okay, that's right, I'll stick this in my mouth. So I do the smart thing and I buy it off the end like this right, just a tiny a little nibble on the end. And I said, this is not for you. You can't handle it. Oh how sweet. That's romantic and nice gesture of you. That's exactly what I did. But the problem is my wife doesn't listen to me. I told her, I told her not to try it. It's not a tarra pepper. Her response was, but I grew it. She has personal involvements. She wants to you know. Yeah, I appreciate the thought behind wanting to eat the pepper because she did grow it with her own two hands.

29:37 I get it. Then she did something you really should not do when trying a hot pepper. She took the open end that I had bitten off and touched it directly to her tongue. And I'm trying it was like, slow mo, I'm trying to tell her, no, just nibble on the teeth, wish it around a little bit. You don't touch it directly to your tongue because that's where the fire starts. Yeah, and she instantly regretted it. Her face changed her mood. It was one of the saddest yet most adorable faces I've seen her make, because it was it's like she turned into a child, just like she's like kind of curious, like you like, that's so the spicees started washing over her palate.

30:20 Yeah, I was game over at that point. Did she cry? Okay, she handled it pretty well. Then she she did do pretty well. I give her credit, but yeah, that woman cannot handle spicy. She got that from her mom, and she's better than her mom was. Like her mom couldn't even handle black pepper. Oh my gosh, I can't even imagine my life without black pepper. I can't imagine my life without some of these, right and good. So it's safe bet she's not gonna do hot ones. Op. I found the seats. That's your fault. Why on earth would you choose to eat it during. A show, Because I'm a man.

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32:31 And I think Rebecca, this might be your first time inside the treehouse. To play this game. It is called wrong answers only. Okay, I'm going to give you a headline or a story, a sentence basically, and I'm going to leave a part blank, and it is your job to fill in that blank with the wrong answer. Are we ready? Yes? No, I'm terrible at this at. Fill in the blanks. Yeah, yeah, I know. I know I'm going to be bad. Let's go. I appreciate your enthusiasm, even feeling like you're not going to be any good at it. All right, here we go. An inmate left his work detail at a fundraising event to have a romantic interlude with a woman in a blank.

33:19 I need the wrong answer only. An inmate left his work detail at a fundraising event to have a romantic interlude with a woman in a blank. I'll give you a couple of seconds to think it over. I need your wrong answer only, Trey. Are you ready? Sure? Rebecca? Are you ready? I think so? All right, let's go with Trey. You're up first. An inmate left his work detail at a fundraising event to have a romantic interlude with a woman in a corn dog stand. It's delicious. Two birds, one stone.

34:01 That one stick. I don't have my sound effects machine, so ding that is the wrong answer, which makes it the correct answer. Good job, Trey, that is a wrong answer. Next up, Rebecca. An inmate left his work detail at a fundraising event to have a romantic interlude with a woman in a. Blank golf cart. That didn't tell himbout bad. Uh, that is a wrong answer, so ding that actually makes it correct. Here on wrong answers only, Man, we gotta put a fade on that thing tray. All right, are you ready for Yeah, that's a nice soothing more soothing that way. Okay, are you ready for the right answer?

34:49 Yes? And an inmate left his work detail at a fundraising event to have a romantic interlude with a woman in a porta potty. What. Yeah, there's like. Nine thousand grosses there. First of all, prison porta potty. No, it's not a prison porta potty. Let me give you the full context. Okay. The annual Indian River County Sheriff's Barbecue fundraiser in Florida was a huge success, raised sixty three thousand dollars for local charities. Unfortunately, people are only talking about what happened inside of a porta potty, deputies say. Thirty five year old Hartley Sanchez, an inmate at the prison who was on a work detail at one of the food booths, slipped away from his post and met up with a woman inside of a portable toilet for what investigators called an unauthorized conjugal visit. So it's a barbecue fundraiser with I think it had rides and food booths, so it was sort of a carnival atmosphere.

36:00 Okay, oh oh, carniporta potty ooh, okay as prison port a potty. All right, I'm I'm gonna run with that for just a moment, So I'm gonna put on the back burner my my follow up question. But we're gonna do a quick versus inside the treehouse. If you had to have sex inside of a prison porta potty or a carnival porta potty, which one are you going with? I won't even use the bathroom in a porta potty, so. Well, that's actually pretty smart. They're disgusting, They're very gross. This is this is my dilemma.

36:42 It is pretty bad. Knowing that porta pottis the baseline is disgusting because I can count it's twice that I've been in a porta potty and been like, hey, this isn't too bad now that it only happened twice in my life. They make nice porta potties these days, like that, they're like an entire trade or you know, you come in, they've got running water everything else. But we had we had wanted our wedding on Terra's parents property, so we'd have an additional bathroom for the guests. Very nice. But to answer your quest, I'll go carnee porta potty? Why because if I feel something reach up and grab me, and then I know it's just like a little midget hand and not you know, it's a clown.

37:24 God that makes me what makes me beg for the prison port of potty. I don't want there to be the possibility of a clown inside the porta potty reaching up to get me. At least in the prison porta potty, you might find toilet wine or other kinds of hidden contraband that might be fun for the rest of the day. That's true, in a prison port of potty, there might be goodies to be found. In the carnival porta potty, I'm worried about standing there and out of nowhere a slowly developing balloon animal pops up out of the como and a hand Yeah, exactly, just a slow reveal like, oh God, it's bad enough someone's down there. It's made worse by the fact that the goddamn clown. Yeah, I'm gonna go a prison porta potty because Carnival. The carnival porta potty is too many variables, too many possibilities, too many unknowns. Yeah, I can't do that. Okay, So that was the brief, would you rather? So the answer is the porta potty?

38:21 Now. The woman involved in this tryst was a former inmate identified as thirty six year old Elizabeth Greer Sanchez. The guy now faces a new felony charge for a tempting escape, which could add up to fifteen years to his sentence. Greer, the woman, who remains on probation, has not yet been charged. So prisoner on a work. Release at a sheriffs barbecue fundraiser sneaks off with an old gal to get it on inside of a porta potty. Hmm, love, but. Try to break free or did he just want to get some and go back to his word detail?

39:06 I don't know. That's the part of the story. I don't have the information on it. It's like, Okay, they hooked up and then the plan was they were supposed to escape afterwards. It's like, uh, escape first. How rogantaic. Let's let's hit it in theory and then escape and get married like cause we're please. All right, here's what's kind of happened. Sign the first Yeah, I'm gonna bust you out first. After I'm busted in. Every every woman's dream be proposed to. The White Knight inside of his steed.

39:49 New Lifetime movie. You guys, I'm telling you we're onto something. Okay, last a little bit so peggybacking onto this. If a man or a woman, if the man or a woman of your dreams wanted you to do everything you've ever dreamed of to them and with them, but you can only do it in a porta potty, would you suck it up and do it? No? Or say you know, you know goodbye? Also, I now don't like you anymore, period, Like that is the fastest way to get me to just be like you. Nope, oh not me personally for asking a question, just a person saying you can do whatever you want, but it's got to be in here, right. You're no longer my dream person, Like you've literally just ruined it in one moment, Trey.

40:37 Yeah, there's not enough room. That's that's the first reason. Is the room situation? Space is your question. You're not worried about the toilet clown in the middle of it. There's so many pooh germs all over that place. Everyone's getting UTI's. All the infections are gonna happen. I mean, there's no place you know. You're worried about your elbows in this situation. Yeah, there's no place to put, you know, a bar grips anything. You know.

41:18 No, Yeah, they have grab bars in. There, do they. Yeah they have to right legally, yeah they. Yeah, but up high, like you know, you can't hang. Yeah. I don't think they want the handy capable people hanging from the porta potty. I think the idea is for them to maintain some self respect. But if you walk into a porta potty to a disabled person dangling from the grab bar on the roof, viewing stuff down below you. It's it's a wheelchair accessible port a potty. So there's more rumor those. Okay, I knew you would find a way to say yes. Yeah.

41:58 If it's possible, a guy will find a way to turn a no into a yes. On that front. Congratulations oh Man for all things Treehouse, Treehouse on air dot com. Share the show with a friend today. If you want more Treehouse, we need more of you. So from your favorite listening platform, hit that share button, send it to everybody you know, and together, let's grow the Treehouse Show. For Rebecca Black and Trade Trenholm. I'm Daniel Maley Weet. We'll see you next time right here inside the Treehouse. Yeah, toilet clowns,