DFW Airport Tough Guy Meltdown, Internet Search History Marriage Disaster & Florida Man

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0:58 It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh with us inside the treehouse. I'm Dan O'Malley, along with Trey Trenholm and Jerry Caldwell. That's him down at the bottom. Very excited to be doing the last regular episode here inside the treehouse for the week. Just for the week, not forever. Just for the week. We've had a very rich week already, and this one is going to keep paying off. I just know it. Especially because... Trey sent me a video titled Don't Touch Me. And because he's told me nothing about it, given me absolutely zero context, I have not pre-watched it. So we're all going to experience this together. Trey, other than this video being titled Don't Touch Me, is there any other setup we need to know?

1:50 This takes place at DFW Airport. Oh, lovely. A man had been suspected of stealing luggage. All right. Let's now enjoy Don't Touch Me at DFW International Airport. Don't touch me. I will call the cops. I am the cops. I will call your authority. Is he sober? You know, I don't know. It doesn't say. I do love that. Don't touch me. I will call the cops. I am the cops. Well, damn it. Oh, so this is a baggage claim. E4. EFW International Airport. Okay, here we go.

2:40 Don't touch me. Don't touch me. I will call the cops. I am the cops. I will call your authority. Let's go. He's touching me. He's touching me. Oh, help! Help! Help! Somebody help that poor woman. Shades of Blank Man. Like I told you in the email, I was like, think Nathan Lane, Birdcage. Also that, yes. It's a little bit of Nathan Lane and Birdcage, a little bit of Damon Wayans and Blank Man. Well, slap me around and call me Susan. Okay, Susan.

3:25 Smack. When in doubt, reenact. Oh, my God. This is one of the best things. Trey, I never ask you for a birthday present, nor would I ever. But thank you for this early birthday present. I appreciate it. I can't wait to enjoy the present all over again. Don't touch me. Don't touch me. I will call the cops. This is actually great because you're getting the body cam footage of one officer. And I wasn't sure, like maybe this guy doesn't know that this is a police officer. Like maybe it's plain clothes or something. But then his partner comes in in full police garb, a badge and all, and put some hands on this nice young person.

4:11 I am the cops. I will call your authority. Hey, let's go. He's touching me. So this is classic good cop, bad cop. You got good cop that's being like, I am the cops. I'm talking to you, sir. Blah, blah, blah. The bad cop is like, his patience meter has run the F out. He's like, all right, time to go. At least to the cop that's about to drag his ass off. He's touching me. And well, I'm about to. No, that ain't touching. This is touching. To me i will call the cops i am the cops i will call your authority hey let's go he's touching me this is all i want. To do all day now.

5:10 I'm afraid to ask this question. Is there a part two? I could not find a part two. I want a sequel so badly. I want to know what screams happen next. Oh my goodness. You're right. That is quintessential Nathan Lane Birdcage just super dramatic girl screams. In his defense, I too have screamed like that at the baggage claim at DFW airport, but it wasn't because I was being arrested. It was because I'd been waiting for like 40 minutes for my luggage.

5:57 Oh my God. Who wants to hear it again? One more time. Yeah. Yeah. Don't touch me. I will call the cops. I am the cops. I will call your authority. Hey, let's go. He's touching me. He's touching. Is there anybody else there? Because so far we see the late, the, the, the, the guy screaming, the officer pulling him away. The other officer whose body cam we are seeing is, And then at the end of the video, what looks to be another airline employee by a bunch of baggage. Who is this guy screaming for help to?

6:45 Because that airport employee or airline employee at the very end of the video does not seem concerned with helping him. Nor should she. Yeah, no, I. I'm going to back this up. Okay. To the near the beginning of the video. I don't see, is there maybe one person on the other side of the carousel? Oh, uh, that's not much. I'm on the hunt. It gets, it, it, it gets a little juicier there at the end, trying to find one that doesn't have a cat woman on the bottom of it. I found a, an extended version of this video, but it's got another streamer down on the bottom. Oh, like a Twitch streamer or something? Yeah, dressed somewhat like Catwoman.

7:34 Yeah, this one had a narrating voice come in after. This. So we got the best part. I assume so. I love Linda in the chat from the Ultimate Treehouse subscribers. He thinks he did something with that authority line. He did. Pissed him off. Exactly what it was. Oh, William coming in with the old school reference. He says, reminds me of Big Gay Steven. Yeah, that's right. I know this is not an all gays thing. It's just a some gays thing. Big Gay Steven could hit that octave. Nathan Lane can obviously hit that octave.

8:20 I'd never once heard Jagger hit that octave. There are just some people that can hit that note, and this guy is one of them. Wow. Double AJ. That's a Twitter account with flags and pronouns. You're not wrong about that. And Jarrett, we got a screamer at E4. I do wonder sometimes about, you know, like police codes and things. I wonder if they're, if there's, because police code is already a whole other language, right?

9:02 Dispatchers need to know it. Police officers need to know it. I wonder if airport police have additional like expansion packs on their language that they have to know that is going to be airport specific stuff. Like you're not going to get some sort of an alert at baggage claim E4 if you work old East Dallas police department, you know? Right. I think if they just key open the mic and they hear the screams, they'll all come running. Just every airport officer running code, fast roping in. They just can't wait to get a piece. Yeah.

9:43 Possible taser deployment. Oh, God. Can you imagine that voice being tased? Yes. Oh, man. I want that video. Oh. Thank you, Trey. Thank you for sharing that with us today. inside the dreams. Yeah, I'm going to do it again because I can't. Authority. Hey, let's go. He's touching me. He's touching me. Help! Help! Help! Help! The screams, they make me so happy, but What does the guy think he's... Like, does he think the other officer is coming in to help him?

10:25 I don't think he's thinking a lot, period. Don't touch me. I will call the cops. I am the cops. I will call your authority. Hey, let's go. He's touching me. Like, he's tattling on the other officer as the other officer is now coming in to grab him. This is. Once a police officer decides to lay hands on you, the decision's been made. You are now going down. There is no more speak. You can try to talk all you want. You can try to argue all you want. Everything that happens next has already been decided. Talk if you want. It's going to be muffled. You might ride that baggage carousel, but not in the fun way. Quick side note. You guys saw how DFW was named the most stressful airport in the country. I think it was last week or a week before. Really?

11:22 Yeah. I would like to throw a new contender into that, and that is Houston International Airport, specifically the United Terminal, which I believe is E. That is a cluster if I've ever been around one. Oh, my God. I was ready to kill people. I have not traveled all that much, but I have been to far worse airports than DFW. LAX number is one that is an absolute TFN.

12:04 I've only been to LAX, I think, once, and I don't really remember it in any capacity. It is so old, and I think, and I'm not exaggerating, over a mile of a walk from gate to baggage claim. And then the, the way they do the transport and you have to get on a bus just to get over to the place where you can get an Uber. Yeah. So I have seen, I know there's some airports where to get to the ride share pickup, you have to like walk a totally different way and go to a completely different section of as opposed to just like a DFW, you just kind of walk down a ways and then you're kind of there. Like, I think it was like you're saying in LA, I think Seattle did this as well.

13:00 You have to walk across the street into the parking garage and to a certain level to get to where Uber and Lyft can pick you up. It's a, it's a major pain. The, so we flew United to get, to get back to the Island this past weekend. Right. And, This was just a mess. You go in the door. Try to picture this. So you go in the main door at Terminal E, Houston International. This is Bush, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. At Houston's Bush. Go in the main door. To the left is like the first class passengers gate check-in type stuff. To the right is everybody else. In front of the gate agent desks. are all these kiosks spread around, not in any sort of a grid. They're just kind of peppered, kind of layered, right? And these kiosks are where you're supposed to punch in your stuff, print off your bag tags, and then you take those to the bag drop at the gate agent desk, okay? So you have all these kiosks and.

14:12 None of them are working. They all have black screens that say temporarily unavailable. We have notified a gate assistant. So you have all these people just standing, looking around just with hands raised, go like help. They kind of get a little help, a little help here. Meanwhile, I think the idea of the flow was supposed to be once you get your bag tag, then you just go forward and you eventually end up in the line with the ropes to drop your bag. Right. The line was so long that when you got your bag tag, once it eventually worked, you then had to go back. Or in this case, follow the line that looped all the way back around behind the kiosks. So people are cutting in left and right. It's just completely disorganized.

15:02 None of the kiosks work. No one can print these things without an actual person coming over and basically hitting an override button like you're trying to buy a cantaloupe at Tom Thumb. Mm-hmm. In the self-checkout. Just an absolute cluster F at the Bush in Houston. There, I'm off my high horse. I would have loved a screaming lady in the middle of that, though. That would have really helped the situation. But yeah, I mean, for the most part, DFW is fairly not bad. Is that just because we're used to it? That's what I wonder. I think the only way DFW gets a little complex is if you have a connecting flight and you have to change gates or change terminals. And then you have to get on the tram to go from, you know, C to E or wherever.

15:53 Yeah. But other than that, I don't, I said, I've been to airports that are far more stressful than DFW. It would help if they would get some sort of a sign consultation, because if you have arrows doing a certain thing, it doesn't mean the same thing to other people. Like if you have an area that's doing like an up and an angle, that means to me, it might actually be on the floor above you and in that direction as opposed to same level, but in that direction. Does that make sense? Right. Signs. Some people interpret them different ways. You basically need a mentally challenged person. If they can navigate the airport, then your signs are good. Without any help.

16:51 And you're saying they aren't good. Most places they are not. The signs. The signs. No, I know. I'm saying. You said a mentally challenged person. You're saying. Well, so here's the thing. I feel like when most of us travel, we all become a little mentally challenged on some level. Yeah. There's something about it. Jerry, you may be right. There may be something with the unfamiliarity of things. Listen, I have been very blessed in 10 years of sobriety that I have never really wanted a drink. But the one place where I go, I remember why I loved drinking in the airport was this reason.

17:42 It really did help to take the edge off. Mm-hmm. Traveling and dating, two places where drinks come in handy. Oh, man. Let's get Daniel Cook from Cook DFW Roofing and Restoration into the treehouse. 833-COOK-DFW is the phone number to get your free roof inspection and property review scheduled. The website, cookdfw.com. I'm going to say some scary words, Daniel. Super El Nino. And the effect that is going to have on weather, especially in the North Texas area. You know, you're right.

18:27 We just are officially in going into the Super El Nino. The reason why is because it's warmer than a regular El Nino. And it does prelude that we will have a wetter, higher rain percentage than a normal year. Or shall we say on El Nino? Yeah. Um, so there are. Some differences, speculations, nothing is set in stone. This is not a guarantee that we're going to have a deluge of water for the next year. I mean, that's just not what it means. Scientific data says, Hey, we might have a. Wetter than normal. We could have more storms. It could be just a lot of rain. We all need to go out and build arcs. I don't know, but I mean, be prepared. The moral of the story is every day you live in North Texas, especially in North Texas, be prepared. Know how your home is sitting.

19:16 Know how your roof looks. Know how your windows are working. Know if your doors have holes in them. I mean, just know your home. Know your home. Call us out. We want to educate you. We will come around, walk you around, show you things that you should know, and then we can help you with getting them taken care of. And no pressure, all education. And Daniel and his fine team at Cook DFW will take care of you, the homeowner, with very, very gentle hands. I know because I've been 833-COOK-DFW. That sound bad? Sounded bad. 833-COOK-DFW. Get that scheduled today. The website. cook dfw.com. Well, look, I mean, like even, even if you're married, there's not exact, it's not always smooth sailing. Like, uh, like one lady found out recently, she asks, uh, how would you feel or what would you do if you found this search history on From your husband's work trip to Tokyo. I don't see the image of the search history to know where this is going.

20:20 Nope. But I'll still tell you. Lady says, while living separately for five months but working on her marriage and still mutually exclusive to each other, I found these searches on my husband's device while he was in Tokyo for work a few weeks ago. How would you feel? What would you do? Some of the searches in question include six Tokyo sex shops offering erotic massages, the most popular ones. Another inquiry, I'm a tourist of Tokyo, want to ask for a massage place with happy ending. Another search, where in Tokyo can I get a massage with happy ending? Then another search, beyond the brotherhood, elite leaders, new mission.

21:01 I guess that's like a military documentary or something. Or maybe he needs leadership help, someone to lead him to the happy ending parlor. I don't know. Beyond the boat military group. And then Japan Airlines, happy endings. So very specific here. He's interested in military stuff and a rub and tug while on location for work in Japan. I mean, you have to dock him points just for the stupidity of not clearing your search history.

21:44 There's that. Look, you're either trying to hide or you're not. Right. If you've been separated for five months. I mean, at least that's all he's looking for is a happy ending. Maybe. That's true. That's true. It's not like he's searching new room massage and accidentally slipped in. Right, right, right. Just a handy. I mean, that's I mean, look, that is pretty impersonal. I mean, the ultimate test is, would you want her walking in on on that? And if you say no, then it's not OK. But as far as running the gamut of infractions, that is lower on, you know. The poll. Yeah, I said it. Yeah, Linda even points out in the Ultimate Treehouse chat, incognito is your friend. Incognito mode is your friend. Yes, it is. I just got lost in the thought there for a moment, but it really does.

23:03 Just clear out your searches. Or in my case, I search for such weird stuff on a daily basis anyway. Tara already knows you just kind of scroll by whatever I've been searching. It's just like, yeah, okay, weird stuff, weird stuff, weird stuff. He says it's work, weird stuff, weird stuff. Honestly, the weirdest stuff I search for is work-related stuff. Sure it is. It is. It absolutely is. Look, Trey, I tell you right now, if the time ever comes where I die and you do the brotherly best bro friend thing you can do, which is immediately come to my house and delete all digital records of search histories and hidden stashes of things and whatnots. If you see on there tentacle porn, I swear to God it was for a news story, had nothing to do with anything I may or may not have been into personally.

23:56 Daniel, I love you and I will be there and I will take your stuff. I am not looking through your search history because I do not want to foul my memory of you So I will simply just take your stuff and it will get a deep sea burial. That's right. That is the proper bro code. You not only go to your buddy's place and delete all digital footprints of them, but you don't go looking because it will change your perception of your buddy. Look, we all have secrets. Like we've all known each other a really long time. And in the case for me and Trey, a really, really long time and we know things about each other we know things that each other have done we know things that each other have.

24:39 Said we've seen things we've seen things. And those things will go to us in our graves but there are still other things that we don't know about each other and we're okay with that and that's honestly how it needs to be Because we already know some dark shit about each other. So it needs to stay in the shadows. Anything I don't know needs to stay buried in the shadows. That being said, it's also good just from a legal standpoint. What you don't know can't hurt you. You just deleted, you put a bullet in it, and it's gone. Whatever it is.

25:25 Treat your computer like a John Wick victim. Just double tap. Two to the chest, one to the face. Does it ever feel like with John Wick, like that third one just seems unnecessary? Like it just seems like an insult? Gratuitous? Yeah. Yeah, it's like bang, bang, pop. It's like, oh, come on, man, in the face. Yeah, he already took two to the heart, and now you got to put one in his teeth? Man, that is some sick shit. Watching it, I love it. On the receiving end, I'm sure it's very different. Right. Jerry, do you have a guy like that in your life who will be your cleaner? I do. There you go. Every guy's got one. And here's the beautiful part of that. You don't even have to ask.

26:12 No. He already knows. They just know. I think it was Dave Attell back in the day. He had his Comedy Central show late night with Dave Attell or something, and He also had to stand up a lot, and I thought he put it best when he said, the difference between a friend and a best friend. A friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move a body. Yes. And that is the difference. He was also very smart when he said that air freshener cannot clear up the smell of ass. It just smells like lemon and ass now. Right.

26:54 I have personal experience with that. It just smells like fruity ass. Oh, that's like the inside of Russ's car. I don't even want it. But I will say this after years of running bars, everything else. Lysol is the only thing that will clear up the smell of ass. If you glade, it just sounds like roses and ass. That's right. It's just potpourri with ass sprinkled in. Linen ass. Febreze, it just smells like soft ass.

27:39 Powdery ass. Yeah. It's so true. All right. I feel like we've done good. We've solved many of the world's problems here. So, Linda, I don't know. I don't think ladies have that same sort of arrangement. with a friend and maybe it's because they don't need it. I don't know, but guys. All right. Today is Thursday, October 22nd, 2026. Let's celebrate today with some birthdays. All right, here we go. This is one of those annual birthdays that will make us all feel really, really old. Jonathan Lipnicki, the little kid with the glasses.

28:24 From Jerry Maguire is 36. Every single year, his birthday just makes me feel like an ancient old man. It's also weird to think about when I saw that movie, I was only like 10 years older than him. He was such a little kid. It's hard to wrap my brain around. Did he do anything after that? I don't think so. I don't think so. Hmm. Corey Hawkins, though. Corey Hawkins is 38. He played Dr. Dre in Straight Outta Compton and also starred in 24 Legacy and In the Heights. If it's the guy I'm thinking of, he also had a role on The Walking Dead for a little while. So Corey Hawkins, 38. Zach Hansen, the drummer in Hansen, the little one, 41. Damn. Yep.

29:26 That makes me feel hurts. Yeah. Yeah. That one stings on a whole other level. Forty one. The youngest Hanson is forty one. And is this one of life's like worst joke? imagine you're in a successful band and you're going on headlining tours and we all know what that means groupies but you're so young i don't even know if he would have known what to do with the groupie at his age and it's just His brothers probably did. I think they were old enough. I don't know if they were legally old enough, but they were at least old enough to feel things. So being a successful rock star when you were too young to have any sort of Motley Crue stories. That's some sad irony. Michael Fishman is 45. He's only famous that I know of. for playing DJ Connor on Roseanne and the Connors. Jesse Tyler Ferguson is 51, played Mitchell Pritchett on Modern Family. Here's a random poll for you. Are you ready? You wouldn't think they were ever together in anything, but Jesse Tyler Ferguson, the redhead from Modern Family, was on the show.

30:52 I know this sounds funny. He's the actual gay one. The actual gay, yes. He's actually gay in real life and on the show. So Jesse Tyler Ferguson once starred in a sitcom opposite John Bernthal, i.e. The Punisher. Way, way back in the early 2000s, there was a show called The Class. I think it was still on NBC or some other network. They were still trying to kind of make the Friends-style hit happen again. And it was like this, like five or six people from the same, I think, high school class or college class And their lives interweaving. And I remember Jesse Tyler Ferguson on that show opposite John Bernthal.

31:37 Very odd couple-ish. I don't remember anyone else on that show, but those two I do. Brad Stevens is 50. Former Boston Celtics head coach. Why did I read that one? Must have thought it was a different Brad Stevens. Ichiro Suzuki. Arguably the greatest Seattle Mariner of all time is 53. That's a big argument to be had because the other obvious choice is Ken Griffey Jr. Yeah, that'd be a tough one. Saffron Burroughs is 54. Starred in movies like Troy, Boston Legal. Well, that's why it's a TV show. Mozart in the Jungle. She was also the female lead in Deep Blue Sea.

32:20 That was the one where they were in the underwater research facility making roided out sharks. And I'm pretty sure one of them ate Samuel Jackson. I saw that movie. Yes, don't make fun of me. Of course. Then Spike Jonze, 57, director of Being John Malkovich adaptation and Her. He also directed the Beastie Boys Sabotage music video. Shaggy is 58. Shaggy. While I give him credit for having a couple of hits, I wish they would go away. You want to know the definition of an Island problem? I can't get away from Shaggy. His two hits play at all the beach bars here. And it drives me up the wall. I am so over, I am more over Shaggy at this point than I am the same six ACDC songs on the Eagle.

33:14 I would assume at a certain point, the locals would just revolt and be like, take that crap off. I would think so too, but they, But at the same time, I am sure tourists just love it. Yes, eat it up. It wasn't me. I know it wasn't you. I get it. Brian Boitano is 63. Not just from figure skating, but also from South Park. I don't know how many people remember him as an actual figure stater, but everyone remembers him from South Park. That's right. Yeah. And Bob Odenkirk is 64. He has now done the old man Hollywood tradition, which is if you were successful enough in Hollywood for a long enough time, you will eventually cross over into your old man action phase.

34:09 It happened with Liam Neeson. It's happened with Keanu Reeves. And it's now happening with Bob Odenkirk, one of the least likely guys with two movies, Nobody and Nobody Two. At least with Keanu Reeves, he was an action star to begin with. That's true. Odenkirk was, like Liam Neeson, was not. Right. But I've never seen those movies. Are they any good? I enjoy them. The first one was really good. And honestly, Bob Odenkirk in the first Nobody makes perfect sense because it's supposed to be exactly what it is. It's just a basic-looking, middle-aged family man just going through the humdrum of everyday life, except in his case, he used to be basically a CIA assassin and he turned in his, you know, license to kill for, you know, a carpool license.

35:08 And he's miserable until he can start killing again and he feels alive, which I know Trey, you can relate to. And after my own heart. Yeah. Second one felt a bit forced, but still fairly enjoyable. Last birthday today, and this is a huge one. The legend that is Jeff Goldblum, 74. Wow. Yeah, this may be the only guy in Hollywood that never had the old man action movie phase. He never really needed it. He's so quirky, I'm not even sure if it would be believable. If you were to somehow take Liam Neeson out of Taken and have it be Jeff Goldblum, it'd be a totally different film. Absolutely. And I would pay to see that one too. It'd be like, it'd be like the comical version. It'd be like the dark humor version of taken. Yeah.

35:59 It's funny. I saw a clip the other day and, and talking about a movie, I'd be curious how it holds up from earth. Girls are easy. Yep. I just saw a clip of that on Instagram yesterday. Yeah. I saw, I did too, just a couple of days ago. And I was talking about a movie I had totally forgotten about. That's Goldblum, Jim Carrey, and I can't remember who else was in. It, but. Yeah. I forgot who the third guy was. A pretty stellar cast. And I remember it as being funny. Oh, yeah. And Geena Davis was the female lead.

36:40 Damon Wayans. Damon Wayans. Yes, thank you. Wow, that's two Wayans references today. Yeah, and Michael McKean's in there, yeah. The scene that I saw randomly on Instagram yesterday was where they're out at the club and they've been freshly shaved. So they all look human. And Jim Carrey's character has like a tall rocks glass and his tongue sticks all the way down to the bottom of the glass. And the women are like, I'm taking him home. Is that the same clip you saw? Yeah. The one just grabs him. His alien tongue is like nine inches long. I'm going home with him. Oh, man. Yeah, you're right, Jerry. That would be an interesting one to see if that holds up.

37:24 Oh, wait. I'm sorry. There is one more that absolutely needs to be mentioned today. Or, yeah, today. Christopher Lloyd. Doc Brown is 88 today. 88. Yeah. He's done other things. He's just best known as Doc Brown on Back to the Future. He was Reverend Jim on Taxi well before Back to the Future. Back to the Future. He was Uncle Fester in the Addams Family after. Brilliant. And he was one of the bad guys in one of the Star Trek movies. He was a Klingon. Yes, he was. But if you. Taxi, you go back and watch it. That was a funny show.

38:05 And he was brilliant in it. What was his character like in that one? I'm trying to remember. I remember he looked like he was usually wearing. He was burnt out. Yeah. The classic 70s burnout with the old jeans and somehow had some of the wisest lines. So... While Christopher Lloyd is 88 today, the legendary actor that played Doc Brown in the Back to the Future movies, Christopher Lloyd was just... 46 to 47 when they filmed Back to the Future. Even though his character of Doc Brown was supposed to be roughly 65. Hollywood magic, man.

39:02 All it takes is just some crazy white hair to turn a 46-year-old man into 65. That's all it took. I am the same age as Christopher Lloyd was when he shot Back to the Future. This is my cocoon moment, Trey. Like when you realize that it really, it hurts, man. It hurts hard. It's like when you found out Wilford Brimley was younger than you when he shot cocoon. Honestly, that is still one of the things. You go back and you look at the ages. We're the Golden Girls ages. It's freaky. It really is. They were all aged 53 to 55 in the Golden Girls.

39:45 I think a couple of them were late 50s. I think it was 48 to like 55, somewhere around there. Maybe it fluctuates. Cause I saw it just the other day and it said they were all in like their early to mid fifties. I mean, granted be Arthur looked old from birth. I think since the seventies when she was mod. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, talk about an old name. They, uh, ranged in age from 51 to 63. Be Arthur being the oldest at 63. Okay. Okay. 51 to 63. So that means Blanche and Rose, respectively, were in their 50s. And then, you know, Ma, Mom. I want to say Estelle Getty was one of the younger ones. I think she was of actual ages. I think she was the youngest. She was second youngest. The youngest was Rue McClanahan. This is what made me think about this the other day. Thank you for bringing this up. When I saw the age range of the Golden Girls on the show, And saw that, like, Rue McClanahan, Blanche, supposed to be, like, 53. I imagine Trey, who's 52, thinking, well, they're basically the same age. I'm getting the supremely raised eyebrow from Trey right now. That's a different era, Dan.

41:13 No. Yeah. Oh, I know. I'm sorry. I am sorry. And I'm sorry for the next thing I'm about to bring up. When we were driving to Houston the other day, I saw on the side of 45 said 55 plus retirement living. I was like, Oh no, we are not there yet. That ain't happening. I mean, none of us can even afford to retire, but let alone doing so in a retirement community. Or like an active adult lifestyle kind of a thing? Hey, speaking of the drive down 45, this is something I noticed. It was when I got Lily. So there is an adult shop on 45 outside. I think it's Ennis.

41:58 Been there for years. I think I remember seeing a billboard for it. And it's also got like the old school sign. And when I drove by there, the sign... And it has a big, on the roof of the building, it's like XXX. And I swear to God, it's like Jim's adult theater, whatever. But driving by, the sign cracked me up because the sign was Fleshlights Back in Stock. Good news. Clearly demand's so high.

42:41 It's been a long time coming. Oh, Jerry. There's some farmer in Emmes that's been saving up. It's Christmas. Makes my tractor rides a whole lot more enjoyable. I bet it does. Think about that the next time you're on a road trip and you see a little boy in a tractor rolling around. He may not be alone in there. I am so glad that my rancher family members did not have fleshlights as an option. Because otherwise, my grandfather and his brother, I don't even want to finish that sentence.

43:29 I don't want to think about it at all. Everybody's got one in their family. My uncle. A fleshlight? No, one of those that you wonder about. Oh, yeah. And if you don't know who it is, then it's you. That's right. Speaking of. Speaking of fleshlights, we need to briefly discuss the case of the missing dildo. I didn't take it. I'm sorry, Dan. Sorry, we're going to have to still do the investigation, Jerry. It doesn't matter what you claim. The criminal case against the elderly couple who came to blows over a missing dildo has ended. Not surprisingly, in a Florida court. In mid-June, there was a confrontation over a dildo. After dating on and off for a year, Stanley Spink, who's 71, and Sheila Pavlik, 66, Got engaged. That was after dating on and off for a year. They got engaged in May and then subsequently began living together in Spinks' mobile home in the Lake Griffin Isles community. That's where police were dispatched one morning in reference to a physical altercation. During separate interviews, the couple both cited the missing dildo. Spinks said his fiance was upset because she couldn't locate her

45:02 dildo and blamed him for stealing it. She alleged that her future spouse stole her dildo and now she couldn't find it. The vanished dildo triggered an argument during which they allegedly hit each other in the head and he forcefully grabbed her forearm, leaving a red abrasion. They were each booked into jail for battery. On a person 65 years and older, a third degree felony. Really? i don't feel like that's a spirit of the law like if i'm 30 and i and i hit an old person okay yeah apply that law but when you're both over the age that just seems you know aggressive yeah while the couple initially was barred with having contact with each other a circuit court judge last month granted a defense motion requesting that they be allowed to connect the case was dropped But we still don't know if they found the damn dildo. Also, I'm not sure if the police wanted to find it. That's right.

46:08 Well, at least it has a happy ending. God damn it, Trey. Two for two on ending shows today. Yeah, you are. You are unleashed. Kind of like that first punchline you had in the Super Plus episode. Oh, someone's got a phone call. All right, that'll do it for us here inside the Treehouse for this week. We will see you next week. Between now and then, have an outstanding weekend. And if you missed any of the Treehouse Show catch-up, they're all available on your favorite listening platform. Listen to the Super Plus. Absolutely. Highly recommend that. Highly recommend.

46:53 Wait, no, I don't. No, I don't. Uh-uh. Too late. No, no, no, no. Trey, fix this in post. Fix it. Fix it in post, Trey.