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Flori-Duh Cop Tickets One-Handed Driver for Texting?! + Angelina Jolie Birthday Debate | The Treehouse Show

Flori-Duh Cop Tickets One-Handed Driver for Texting?! + Angelina Jolie Birthday Debate | The Treehouse Show
Flori-Duh Cop Tickets One-Handed Driver for Texting?! + Angelina Jolie Birthday Debate | The Treehouse Show
The Treehouse Show
Flori-Duh Cop Tickets One-Handed Driver for Texting?! + Angelina Jolie Birthday Debate | The Treehouse Show

What do you do when you pull someone over for texting while driving with their right hand... and then discover they don't actually have a right hand? Apparently, if you're a Florida police officer, you write the ticket anyway.

Welcome back to The Treehouse Show, where common sense takes a day off and the headlines get weirder by the minute. In this episode, we break down one of the most ridiculous traffic stops you'll ever hear about and ask the obvious question: how did this make it all the way to a ticket?

Also on today's show:

🎂 Celebrity Birthdays, including a big birthday shoutout to Angelina Jolie, and a debate over whether she's one of the most beautiful celebrities of all time.

❤️ Weird dating dealbreakers people have used to reject someone. 🤔 The strange, petty, and downright ridiculous reasons we've personally decided not to date someone.

🤣 Plus plenty of laughs, bad decisions, and the kind of conversations that only happen in The Treehouse. If you enjoy funny news, viral stories, celebrity discussions, weird crime stories, dating disasters, and comedy podcasts that go completely off the rails, this episode is for you.

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0:00 Want more Treehouse check out our YouTube exclusive shows at YouTube dot com slash at Treehouse on Air. It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh with us inside the Treehouse Show. I'm Daniel Malley along with Trey Trenholm and Jerry Caldwell. Coming up inside the Treehouse today. What is the weirdest reason you will not date someone? Think about that. I'll ask you that question later on today. What is the weirdest reason you will not date someone? Also an English farmer versus cars and we are going to start today with one of my pet peeves texting while driving but of course stupid because it's inside the tree House. Speaking of the Treehouse. Before we get to texting while driving, help us grow the Treehouse Show by sharing the show from your favorite listening platform to a friend or family member where everybody you know, because the more we grow, the more shows we can do. Also, you can share the show on social media at Treehouse on Air. So help us grow the Treehouse Show by sharing the show on your favorite listening platform and on

1:31 social media. Thank you very much, and subscribe to our YouTube channel. You can also do that if I can subscribe on the YouTube. All right, here we go one of the greatest texting while driving stories I have ever heard. I've been following it all week, and other things have pushed it to the back burner, but not today. Today we are going to talk deeply and stupidly about texting while driving and what state is better suited for this than Florida. Case in Point A, Florida, sheriff's deputy, as part of an operation to come back texting while driving, pulled over a woman for what he said was texting while driving with her right hand. However, there was a major issue with this stop.

2:21 Hey, good morning, I know where get said with the pumps kind of shares office. There's the way you're being pulled over in the city of Labors today we're doing an operation for the stricted driver and you drove past me holding the phone with right hand populated that phone. Uh oh. This is the greatest police officer citizen interaction I have ever witnessed, and I have seen a lot. Okay, ma'am, I pulled you over because I saw you texting with your right hand while driving. And then she casually raises her right arm, which doesn't have a hand. No, he's an empty she is an amputee. So unless Florida has a law on the books that says no nubbing while driving, I think he should let her go. But this is Palm Beach County, Florida, and apparently their deputies don't let go.

3:20 So she raises her hand and builds it back down, said so obviously not obviously I was not texting and driving. But this is where deputy doubles down. So you want to call this a day. I don't want to call a day. You had a hand on money, I thought. I can't believe this deputy is refusing, refusing to back down on this, even after she showed. Him her missing hand, not her missing hand, but the fact she doesn't have a hand. In his defense, we are hang. On, start that sentence over. I want to make sure this audio is good and clear.

4:03 In his defense, we are on the heels of a story about a quadruple amputee shooting somebody. So you know things have okay, all right, you know what? Yeah, okay, I had not thought about that. And that guy, that guy could climb a tree and shoot a gun and and and play. Cornhole, So. Championship corn hole, he's not he's he's just not a He's not just a hobbyist. He's not on vacation at the beach doing something, or he's not doing it on the shore of a lake. I mean he's out there champion corn holing. Nor is he the bag? Okay, thank you? Yeah. Also see we're full of hard hitting information outside the treehouse.

4:51 Is it Dustin Weber or Dayton Weber was his name? His name? So he rose to fame, not on his own two legs, but he rose to fame because he is a quadruple amputee and became a champion cornhole player. Then then he murdered a guy and we all wondered how, And then all these videos come out of him shooting guns with his nubs, and then that my favorite video is the one where he's doing cocaine and he takes a rifle and manages to fire it out of a window at night. So, Trey, you do bring up a valid point. Maybe this lady can text with that nub. Ye you never know.

5:46 I just I. Unless she had a fake hand that she can use, and when she got pulled over, she chucked it into the back seat and he didn't see it. I think this is not going to go anywhere. You did not and to got you to have. Oney had Really, dude, Now I feel like this is just him hosing us. Mm hmm, it's got to be right. No, he still issued her a ticket with a fine attached one hundred and sixteen dollars for using a handheld device while driving. Mm hmm.

6:29 So now she's got to go to court, she's got to do all that again in front of a judge. She had, she had to make a public information regarded to this video, and just absolutely fog that. Where is this Florida. This is Palm Beach County, Florida, which I know. I know Palm Beach County, Florida at least partly encompasses Fort Myers, Florida because uh, Tara and I were watching a documentary the Last couple of Nights called Worst x Ever that was based in this area. So that's how I know that. Hand of God the other hand to God. You have one hand.

7:09 This is so great. When he says hand to God, she raises her nub and says hand to God, and she's like, oh wait. And then he says hand to God again, and she's like hand and she raises her left hand, which is actually there saying, hand to god, I was not texting and driving. And again he doesn't care. He still is. She's hurt the ticket. Yeah, this is when when you're too entrenched in your person. Because clearly he had to know he's gonna lose in court unless he has video of her somehow, like maybe with her left hand with a phone otherwise, because he said had he just said, you were holding a phone texting, but he had to say the right hand.

7:52 I mean, he's. He really backed himself into a corner here, You're right. He should have just said, but he didn't know. He wasn't expecting the surprise of a lifetime when he said, I saw you're texting with your right hand, and she's like, what your hindsight, he probably would have said, I pulled you over for a texting while driving. Had he just said that, it might have stood a chance. But he was very specific right hand. He probably pulled over the one woman in southwest Florida that doesn't have a right hand for him to say that too. So how did this all end? What is the disposition of this case?

8:35 Because this interaction where the officer pulled her over happened all the way back in February. So what happened in this landmark case. Let's go to the young woman and she'll let us know. Okay, So we had court this morning and dismissed. So apparently it was dismissed over the weekend. Yesterday night, when I went and checked the time to make sure that I was going to be there on time, all that jazz, it showed dismissed. But I am not one for taking a chance. So I went ahead and went to court this morning and got a handy dandy paper that says dismiss And you guys, I cannot make up the reason behind why it was dismissed. It says lack of evidence. Bro, we knew that already.

9:28 Oh beautiful different. I mean, it is the most accurate box to check if you're going to get a case dismissed. Lack of it. Well, yeah, we we couldn't. We lost it. That's we went to the evidence locker. We didn't find it. You you, you can't write anything any better than that. You just and you know a lot of times the district attorneys, they they see these cases ten minutes before court. Yeah, and you know, the DA went and looked at. This and really, yeah, is this deputy dumb? Dumb? And keep in mind, we are massive supporters of law enforcement here inside the Treehouse. We we love the men and women who wear the badge, our first responders, firefighters, police officers, but we will also tell our friends when they're being dumb.

10:19 This is one of those times we expect them to tell us when we're being dumb, which is easy because that's most of the time. But when they do it, you got to be able to call your friends out. And this is one time where it's like. I think generally there would be a collective face palm on this when the minute she resed up her nub, the copgo should have gone. Will hell. B write yourself a ticket for being stupid, apologize and sulk your ass back to that squad car. Just another keep this between us. The worst thing that could have happened is should have been featured on the you know Christmas party film.

11:03 Yeah, this is one of those. This is one of those times. Had the deputy just owned it, had he just owned it in the moment instead of doubling, tripling, quadruple amputeeing his way down on this stupid premise that she was texting while driving with a right hand that does not exist. It could have been over, and this may never have seen the light of day. It might have just been you know, I don't know how often these body cams like roll over with the footage. I don't know if it's twenty four, forty eight hours whatever. It might have just been gone. You're like, oh, it was a quick thing. I pulled a lady over. I thought she was texting while driving. She wasn't. I went about my day. Boom. There's no story, there's no filings, there's nothing. At best, she can tell friends at a dinner party something happened, but there might not be proof of it. Because he cited her. Then it became a court thing. And then when it's a court thing, now that's public information. And that video got out from the Palm Beach County Sheriff's office. They had to post that.

12:17 Mm hmm. I'm sure there was a record's request for the video, and I'm sure when they went back and reviewed it they went. Yeah, oh, the irony of a face palm when you pull someone over who doesn't have one, so. Can only do cover one eye. That's the only thing missing from this When she said when she's raising her nub on her right arm, when he says I saw you texting with your right hand, she should have said, are you missing an eye? Because clearly you didn't see that.

12:59 That just or she said, give me a hype. Fist book. That would have been great, just stick it out the window fib. When he hands her the actual ticket, she should have reached out with her nub right there. How about a thumb war. P knuckle to decide the case. Oh my god, I'm getting a call from floridaere I really am? They know where you are? See missed them off. Let's get Daniel Cook from Cook d f W Roofing and Restoration into the Treehouse now for your free roof inspection and property review eight three three Cook df W the website Cook df W Daniel Storm season is here. Now we talk about this a lot. Storm season is pretty much year round, but now it's like peak storm season. Heads on a swivel.

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15:51 Yes, due to exposure to flonamide in the womb. Okay, yeah, he's a child with fuldomide. But he's right hands and nub. Has he ever been pulled over for texting while driving? I don't know if he's ever been pulled over for that. I know he's got he must have some kind of story similar to that. But in his defense, I mean that nub is fairly dexterous. I mean, how so you can open a beer can with it, he can hammer nails with it. It sounds like a good bar trick, right. If he ever sticks, that's some bitch in your ribs.

16:32 You're gonna know it. You know it's a it's it's it's a handy dandy. There you go. Well, I'm glad he's been able to make the most out of an unfortunate situation. It's like what it sounds like, what he makes up for not being able to grab he makes up for with, you know, blunt force. Yeah, in that case, good for him, and I'm glad that you don't have that problem, So thumbs up, sorry to you. All right, let's jump into birthdays. Today is Thursday, June fourth, twenty twenty six. Birthdays today. Oh this is a man.

17:14 It's a busy day, all right. Angelina Joe Lee is fifty one today. Oscar winning actress known for Tomb Raider, Mister and Missus Smith, and to some degree Maleficent, at least according to the Prep Service. Mister and Missus Smith, by the way, is the film where she and Brad Pitt hooked up while Brad Pitt was still with Jennifer Anderston. And my wife has still not forgiven Angelina Jolie for that. I don't know about anybody else, but to be fair, and I feel bad for Jennifer Aniston. But if you're gonna lose a man, I mean, Angelina Joe Lee is like, I got a certain point, you gotta be like I get it.

18:00 M Yeah, Tune Raider or if you really want to go. Uh. She was in a movie and it was Gia Rolls. Yeah, it is Gia Karnji mm hmmm. She was just she was smoking hot, I mean otherworldly mm hmm. Like absolutely. I'm trying to think if there are any competitors. This is a really weird hypothetical, but if aliens came down and said give us, not give us, but show us your most beautiful version of yourselves, what is the most beautiful person of humanity? It would probably be late nineties, early two thousands, turn of the century, Angelina Jolie and I don't know, at least on the female side, I don't know who else you could draw on to compete.

19:02 M I pure hotness, like Jennifer Anderson was cute, I mean like, I mean beautiful, but more on the cute side. There was just something sultry about Angelina. Jo Lee that there's an X factor there. There's there's some sort of equality you can't quite put your finger on, especially us. There's no way we're going to there. There it is. That's it. Yeah, Yeah, it's the crazy hot matrix right tray off the scale. He's the apex of both, which we all learned, by the way, with when she was with Billy Bob Thornton and they were talking about I think it was before the MTV Movie Awards or something before award show.

19:46 They're on the red carpet talking about how they like they were in the after glow. They were talking about how they just left in the limo right before showing up. You could tell because they were all sorts of happy, and that was when they had traded blood vials that they kept her on each other's. But but you know, here's the thing. At least there's one thing. About Billy Bob Thornton that you at least understand how he got her is he went to LA to be a musician. He just ended up acting, and musicians can always get the hot chicks. We always know. It's it's not fair. I don't know that that is one of the greatest pulls of the turn of the century.

20:27 He can't just say one because it was kind of both. So anyway, Happy birthday to Angelina and Lyle. Love it. I think will always be that forever. Oh yeah, he's going to TF Yeah, that's I think he is the goat about kicking your coverage. Yeah, because Julia Roberts that now late nineties or or just nineties. Julia Roberts also. Yeah, muh, the only time. And I think I've told you this before. I've never not that it matters. I've never been one to see Julia Roberts and think, uh, sexy, not the way that you might with Angelina Jolie and in for Aniston. You know, I've always I've always recognized the fact that she's beautiful. But again, it doesn't matter because but she didn't necessarily do it for me on that level, except in the movie My best Friend's Wedding with Dermot mulrooney when she's when they're in the box at the baseball game and she grabs that tray of drinks and her tummy showing just a little bit and she's walking and just like that actually melted me. I was like, oh, I get it now. And then the other time, the other time, and we have talked about this.

21:34 Julia Roberts in Hook as tinker Bell. Yep, that pretty woman's still pretty out like m She's always been one of my favorites. Uh, Happy birthday, Angelina Showley. Noah Wiley is fifty five. I can't believe he's actually older than she. Is best known as doctor John Carter on Er and second best known as doctor John Carter on The Pit. I know, technically it's a different name, I guess of his character. I haven't watched The Pit yet, I planned to, but it's just interesting how his career has been bookended by two massively successful emergency room television shows.

22:16 Well, and actually what's interesting is and The Pit is an excellent show. But yeah, he swore up and down he would never do another medical show after Er because. And then he didn't. Right, and then yeah, this script came along and it was so good because a lot of it, just the technical jargon you have to memorize to do those shows is just an ass whipping. Yeah, and kudos to him. He's knocking it out of the park. And it's not like he's done nothing in between. You have the show I think it was The Librarians that was that was very successful for a number of years. He's done some stuff, but he didn't get that George Clooney fact that he he didn't get. He didn't get the George Clooney outcome that I think he expected when he left Ear.

23:10 He wasn't George Clooney. That's that's the problem. But I believe Noah Wiley's all stent. A lot of directing. Okay, So Russell Brand is fifty one and last I checked, he is still looking for that Bible verse on the Piers Morgan program from a few weeks ago. Did you see that? Oh God? So he goes on Piers Morgan show, and you know Russell Brand at the times a few weeks ago, he's on this quasi apology tour because this is after new allegations came out against him about sexual assault and this one I think was from an underage girl. At the time, he goes on Piers Morgan talking about the trial that he went through and how his new found faith and Christianity has helped him through it, and Piers Morgan asked, was like, so there was a specific you said, there was a specific Bible passage that helped you through that time, and Russ is like yes, and he's like, well, you have your Bible with us there in front of you. Would you mind sharing that with us?

24:10 And then for the next minute and a half, hand to God, he awkwardly goes back and forth page front, page back, trying to find the one scripture that he said saved him and he couldn't find it. Tough, I know, Bruce Dern is ninety Wow. I didn't know of him in anything before The Burbs, and I didn't really see him in much after the Burbs until he started doing some Tarantino stuff. I loved him in the Burbs. It was so good as the military neighbor with the hot wife.

24:53 There was a story that was going around pretty hot a couple of weeks ago where so Bruce Dern had a small heart in Not Every Which Way to Die in Los Angeles Once upon a Time in Hollywood. He had had a small role in that, and there's a scene he's in with Brad Pitt and he decided to improvise in this scene and he starts out the scene saying, I don't feel good because his character is waking up from a nap basically, and Brad Pitt says cut. Quentin Tarantino, so director, and he's like, you doing you don't call cut? And he's like, well, he said he didn't feel good. He's like, you don't call cut on my set. He's like, you will be dead in this business if you call cut on someone else's movie. And that was the story that was going viral, and because it was what he referred to as a Dernsey. It was just an improv line, Brad Pitt thought, because it's an old dude. He was worried about him, so he called cut and then he got his asstude by Quentin Tarantino for anyway, there you go.

25:53 Keith David is seventy also a legendary actor from The Thing They Live Community and hundreds of voice roles. Former Saturday Night Live cast member Horatio Sans is fifty seven. Israeli's supermodel and TV personality by Rafaeli is forty one today and although she passed in twenty twenty four, if she were still alive, doctor Ruth Wesheimer would be celebrating her birthday today. America's sex therapist. It's odd to say it, but I grew up with her member, seeing her on talk shows and TV all the time, this little Austrian woman talking about this little old lady talking about sex everywhere she went, hmm, okay, that's a thing. Good for her.

26:42 Oh and King George the Third, he would be two hundred and eighty eight years old today, but you know he died and also lost America. Which, by the way, even if you're not into musicals, if you've never seen Hamilton. I'm not saying you have to, but if you watch nothing else in celebration of the two hundred and fiftieth anniversary of our country, watch the King George the third song in Hamilton. It is hysterical and outstanding tray. Have you seen it? Uh No, It's a song titled You'll be back trust me watch it. It's worth like the eight and a half minutes.

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28:21 All right back inside the treehouse now. Daniel Mallley Trade Trendholm Jerry called well, thank you for the happy dance If you would like to see Jerry go absolutely crazy with uh our tradition by ending the week with Lover Boys Girls in Love, you can do that by going to Patreon dot com slash Treehouse on Air. Subscribe today to get more Treehouse in your life. That's haatreon dot com slash Treehouse on Air for even more Treehouse. Two things left for today. The second thing is is that a rat in your pants? Or you're just happy to see me? But we're going to start with the question I asked you early in today's episode, and that is, if I can remember it, what is the weirdest reason that you would not date somebody? What is the weirdest reason that you would not date someone? This is something that was asked on Reddit recently on the ask reddit forum, and some of the answers are interesting, but I wanted to see what you guys would say. What is the most unusual reason that you would not date somebody? Jerry?

29:37 Do you have an answer? I'm pretty easy going in that you're just a happy You're just happy if they say yes. Right right, happy to be here. Give me a minute for that one. Okay, Trey, is there any weird reason that you will not date somebody is what is a no go for you? What is a non starter? What is an immediate deal breaker? I mean weird reasons I'll tell.

30:20 Let me give you a few examples here. Maybe this will inspire you some of the responses to the most unusual reason why you won't date someone same first name as my sister or mother? That is a deal breaker. I agree. I love my mom, but there is absolutely no way in hell I could ever date or anything romantically with anyone named Becky or Rebecca. It's nope, not gonna happen. That was my mom's name too. And have you dated any Becky's or Rebecca's not really officially No, I don't want to know the answer to. I don't want to ask any more questions on that, Trey. Could you date someone with the same name as your mom?

31:10 Uh? Now, there's so many lees I've probably I don't think I ever have. Like, maybe it depends on the name. Right. Let's say your mom's name is Ashley. Would that actually turn you off of all Ashley's because it's your mom's name, or would you be like, Eh, no big deal? Or maybe it just depends on the Ashley. I think at this point, I'm trying to swear off any girls that name end in an E sound. Ooh, that's good. I like that. So there's your weird thing right there, Trey. You're not going to date anyone who whose name ends in an E sound.

31:53 I mean, I the weirdest reason I to not date someone. I had been on a few dates. And this is twenty something years ago. I had been on a few dates with somebody and cool girl. But we got into bed and. I was trying to take her bra off and she said she was like, no, you shouldn't do that, and she was right, but I did. And she and like she had not had a kid or anything else. She just had there was no consistency to her boobs, like it was like literally just water and yeah, they just yeah, it was they literally just took off and I was like, so.

32:46 Her bro you unsnap her bra and then there they go. I mean they were big too. I mean, this wasn't like like we're talking about d cups and they immitiately just fell to the sides like oh it was yeah. It's so interesting that she was like I wouldn't do that. It's not like you were like a light socket. All right, so I was reminded I have a similar name. Thing, Okay, I have to avoid Kelly's. I think sister, mother, cousin, and X that done you wrong, two. Key and two of them have gone horribly, horribly wrong, to the point of injury and like near successful sabotage, like it was bad. One became a stalker for quite some time.

33:45 Yeah, yeah, like your stalker or somebody else's, which made the relationship between the two of you awkward. Well mine, okay, but subsequently other people attached to me too. I mean she was she was relentless. The last one happened while I was on the on the show with you guys on. The radio show. Yeah, Kelly, not her old boss Kelly. No no, no, no, no, no, no no. She was nice because I never tried to date her. I'm sure. I'm sure that. I'm sure that's where the line has to be. Yeah, I'm sure that that never happened.

34:26 Some of the other responses that people gave for the reasons, the weird reasons why they won't date somebody. One person said they used way too much moose in their hair and it was crunchy to the touch. At all times completely turned me off. The thing that's weird about this one is I don't know if they're talking about a girl with crunchy moose hair or a guy with crunchy moose hair. I didn't even know they still people still use moose. If some women do. I don't know if any guys really do, but I know some women do. I had the crunchy moose hair once. If look, we all lived through the nineties, we all had some point had crunchy moose hair, and if it wasn't moose hair, it was Lae looks Jill. Yeah, and then it just got replaced by palm aid and stuff.

35:11 It's just a yeah. Another person said she shaved her eyebrows as a joke, then they never grew back. I'm talking about going all the way for a punchline, because right, Yeah, that's a real scary proposition. That was a backfire of all backfires. This is the funny. Oh. Another one says I wouldn't date a girl because she was a bad eater. I mean she would eat like three things. It was impossible, and travel was totally out of the question. That's gotta be. I can totally see that though, it's. Like dating an adult with the mentality of a child, only wanting chicken nuggies. And then the last last someone said smell, saying I'm not talking body order. I am a super smeller, and there are just some people who have a musky scent to them. Even if I find every other thing attractive, I just can't get past this.

36:13 I don't think that makes you unique. I think that's everybody. I can't think of anyone that would date anyone if they smelled bad. Smells very important. There are very few. I think that's like the biggest thing that your brain attaches memory too is smell. Yeah. I mean, if you have twins in front of you and they're both beautiful, you're physically attracted to both. One smells like fresh baked cookies. One smells like a hot bag of sweaty onions. You know what, I'm going to alter this scenario just a little bit. Let's go with hot twins. One of them smells like a bag of hot, sweaty onions. The other one smells like fresh baked cookies but has no legs. Which one are you going with? MM? I shouldn't have asked two men this question because you're both like analyzing this really hard. I'm like, I don't know, do I want legs, legs and onions or no legs and cookies.

37:19 Mmm, you guys are literally taking I think I would have to go with onions, wow, just because I don't want them to ever feel like they can't get away. And I'm going no legs just so that they couldn't ghost me. You know what, I'm giving you a pass tray because you still have a fresh wound there, and Jerry, I'll give you a passage out of it. Okay, is that a rat in your pants? Or you're just happy to see me? You might think the last place anyone would want to see a rat is in their underwear, but an Australian lingerie designer strongly disagrees. A boutique known as rat Oddity Gizzard This is Real, by the way, specializes in odd items and they're sparking backlash with a bizarre new fashion item Women's lingerie Decorated with real taxidermid rats.

38:22 The boutique has stitched preserved rats onto underwear in a line dubbed lounger At. The pieces were not actually meant to be worn, but they've course gone viral. Some fans say they would wear them just for shock value, while many others have reacted with disgust. Reasonably, the company says, again, while they're not actually meant to be warn it's more of a novelty item, they are actually selling them. They are real and if you want to buy a pair of rat Lungurat rat underwear, they'll say you one hundred and thirty seven dollars.

39:03 So if you're a chick buying the like, people are either gonna think your trans or you have rat toe. Oh. I just think it would be too expensive to sew an actual beaver in there. That'd be too big. I think we have a new answer to what's the weirdest reason you wouldn't date somebody? Just imagine tray with that girl twenty years ago when you were trying to undo her bra set. I wouldn't do that. Imagine if she had said not to do that with the underwear. And it's because there's a rat dommer.

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