June 5, 2026

Flori-Duh Cop Tickets One-Handed Driver for Texting?! + Angelina Jolie Birthday Debate | The Treehouse Show

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What do you do when you pull someone over for texting while driving with their right hand... and then discover they don't actually have a right hand? Apparently, if you're a Florida police officer, you write the ticket anyway.

Welcome back to The Treehouse Show, where common sense takes a day off and the headlines get weirder by the minute. In this episode, we break down one of the most ridiculous traffic stops you'll ever hear about and ask the obvious question: how did this make it all the way to a ticket?

Also on today's show:

🎂 Celebrity Birthdays, including a big birthday shoutout to Angelina Jolie, and a debate over whether she's one of the most beautiful celebrities of all time.

❤️ Weird dating dealbreakers people have used to reject someone. 🤔 The strange, petty, and downright ridiculous reasons we've personally decided not to date someone.

🤣 Plus plenty of laughs, bad decisions, and the kind of conversations that only happen in The Treehouse. If you enjoy funny news, viral stories, celebrity discussions, weird crime stories, dating disasters, and comedy podcasts that go completely off the rails, this episode is for you.

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we are going to start today with one of my

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pet peeves texting while driving but of course stupid because

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You can also do that if I can subscribe on

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the YouTube. All right, here we go one of the

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greatest texting while driving stories I have ever heard. I've

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been following it all week, and other things have pushed

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it to the back burner, but not today. Today we

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are going to talk deeply and stupidly about texting while

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driving and what state is better suited for this than Florida.

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Case in Point A, Florida, sheriff's deputy, as part of

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an operation to come back texting while driving, pulled over

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a woman for what he said was texting while driving

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with her right hand. However, there was a major issue

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with this stop.

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Hey, good morning, I know where get said with the

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pumps kind of shares office. There's the way you're being

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pulled over in the city of Labors today we're doing

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an operation for the stricted driver and you drove past

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me holding the phone with right hand populated that phone.

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Uh oh. This is the greatest police officer citizen interaction

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I have ever witnessed, and I have seen a lot. Okay, ma'am,

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I pulled you over because I saw you texting with

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your right hand while driving. And then she casually raises

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her right arm, which doesn't have a hand. No, he's

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an empty she is an amputee. So unless Florida has

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a law on the books that says no nubbing while driving,

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I think he should let her go. But this is

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Palm Beach County, Florida, and apparently their deputies don't let go.

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So she raises her hand and builds it back down,

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said so obviously not obviously I was not texting and driving.

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But this is where deputy doubles down.

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So you want to call this a day. I don't

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want to call a day.

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You had a hand on money, I thought.

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I can't believe this deputy is refusing, refusing to back

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down on this, even after she showed.

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Him her missing hand, not her missing hand, but the

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fact she doesn't have a hand.

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In his defense, we are hang.

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On, start that sentence over. I want to make sure

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this audio is good and clear.

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In his defense, we are on the heels of a

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story about a quadruple amputee shooting somebody.

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So you know things have okay, all right, you know what?

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Yeah, okay, I had not thought about that.

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And that guy, that guy could climb a tree and

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shoot a gun and and and play.

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Cornhole, So.

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Championship corn hole, he's not he's he's just not a

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He's not just a hobbyist. He's not on vacation at

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the beach doing something, or he's not doing it on

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the shore of a lake. I mean he's out there

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champion corn holing.

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Nor is he the bag?

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Okay, thank you?

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Yeah.

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Also see we're full of hard hitting information outside the treehouse.

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Is it Dustin Weber or Dayton Weber was his name?

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His name?

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So he rose to fame, not on his own two legs,

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but he rose to fame because he is a quadruple

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amputee and became a champion cornhole player. Then then he

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murdered a guy and we all wondered how, And then

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all these videos come out of him shooting guns with

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his nubs, and then that my favorite video is the

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one where he's doing cocaine and he takes a rifle

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and manages to fire it out of a window at night. So, Trey,

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you do bring up a valid point. Maybe this lady

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can text with that nub. Ye you never know.

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I just I.

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Unless she had a fake hand that she can use,

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and when she got pulled over, she chucked it into

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the back seat and he didn't see it. I think

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this is not going to go anywhere.

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You did not and to got you to have.

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Oney had Really, dude, Now I feel like this is

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just him hosing us. Mm hmm, it's got to be right. No,

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he still issued her a ticket with a fine attached

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one hundred and sixteen dollars for using a handheld device

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while driving. Mm hmm.

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So now she's got to go to court, she's got

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to do all that again in front of a judge.

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She had, she had to make a public information regarded

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to this video, and just absolutely fog that.

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Where is this Florida. This is Palm Beach County, Florida,

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which I know. I know Palm Beach County, Florida at

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least partly encompasses Fort Myers, Florida because uh, Tara and

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I were watching a documentary the Last couple of Nights

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called Worst x Ever that was based in this area.

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So that's how I know that.

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Hand of God the other hand to God.

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You have one hand.

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This is so great. When he says hand to God,

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she raises her nub and says hand to God, and

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she's like, oh wait. And then he says hand to

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God again, and she's like hand and she raises her

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left hand, which is actually there saying, hand to god,

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I was not texting and driving. And again he doesn't care.

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He still is. She's hurt the ticket.

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Yeah, this is when when you're too entrenched in your person.

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Because clearly he had to know he's gonna lose in

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court unless he has video of her somehow, like maybe

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with her left hand with a phone otherwise, because he

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said had he just said, you were holding a phone texting,

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but he had to say the right hand.

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I mean, he's.

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He really backed himself into a corner here, You're right.

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He should have just said, but he didn't know. He

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wasn't expecting the surprise of a lifetime when he said,

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I saw you're texting with your right hand, and she's like,

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what your hindsight, he probably would have said, I pulled

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you over for a texting while driving. Had he just

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said that, it might have stood a chance. But he

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was very specific right hand. He probably pulled over the

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one woman in southwest Florida that doesn't have a right

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hand for him to say that too. So how did

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this all end? What is the disposition of this case?

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Because this interaction where the officer pulled her over happened

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all the way back in February. So what happened in

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this landmark case. Let's go to the young woman and

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she'll let us know.

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Okay, So we had court this morning and dismissed. So

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apparently it was dismissed over the weekend. Yesterday night, when

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I went and checked the time to make sure that

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I was going to be there on time, all that jazz,

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it showed dismissed. But I am not one for taking

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a chance. So I went ahead and went to court

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this morning and got a handy dandy paper that says

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dismiss And you guys, I cannot make up the reason

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behind why it was dismissed. It says lack of evidence. Bro,

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we knew that already.

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Oh beautiful different. I mean, it is the most accurate

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box to check if you're going to get a case dismissed.

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Lack of it. Well, yeah, we we couldn't. We lost it.

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That's we went to the evidence locker.

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We didn't find it.

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You you, you can't write anything any better than that.

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You just and you know a lot of times the

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district attorneys, they they see these cases ten minutes before court.

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Yeah, and you know, the DA went and looked at.

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This and really, yeah, is this deputy dumb? Dumb? And

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keep in mind, we are massive supporters of law enforcement

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here inside the Treehouse. We we love the men and

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women who wear the badge, our first responders, firefighters, police officers,

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but we will also tell our friends when they're being dumb.

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This is one of those times we expect them to

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tell us when we're being dumb, which is easy because

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that's most of the time. But when they do it,

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you got to be able to call your friends out.

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And this is one time where it's like.

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I think generally there would be a collective face palm

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on this when the minute she resed up her nub,

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the copgo should have gone.

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Will hell.

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B write yourself a ticket for being stupid, apologize and

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sulk your ass back to that squad car.

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Just another keep this between us.

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The worst thing that could have happened is should have

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been featured on the you know Christmas party film.

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Yeah, this is one of those. This is one of

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those times. Had the deputy just owned it, had he

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just owned it in the moment instead of doubling, tripling,

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quadruple amputeeing his way down on this stupid premise that

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she was texting while driving with a right hand that

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does not exist. It could have been over, and this

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may never have seen the light of day. It might

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have just been you know, I don't know how often

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these body cams like roll over with the footage. I

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don't know if it's twenty four, forty eight hours whatever.

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It might have just been gone. You're like, oh, it

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was a quick thing. I pulled a lady over. I

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thought she was texting while driving. She wasn't. I went

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about my day. Boom. There's no story, there's no filings,

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there's nothing. At best, she can tell friends at a

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dinner party something happened, but there might not be proof

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of it. Because he cited her. Then it became a

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court thing. And then when it's a court thing, now

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that's public information. And that video got out from the

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Palm Beach County Sheriff's office. They had to post that.

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Mm hmm.

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I'm sure there was a record's request for the video,

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and I'm sure when they went back and reviewed it

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they went.

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Yeah, oh, the irony of a face palm when you

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pull someone over who doesn't have one, so.

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Can only do cover one eye.

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That's the only thing missing from this When she said

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when she's raising her nub on her right arm, when

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he says I saw you texting with your right hand,

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she should have said, are you missing an eye? Because

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clearly you didn't see that.

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That just or she said, give me a hype.

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Fist book. That would have been great, just stick it

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out the window fib. When he hands her the actual ticket,

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she should have reached out with her nub right there.

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How about a thumb war.

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P knuckle to decide the case. Oh my god, I'm

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getting a call from floridaere I really am? They know

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Thank you, DHL. Jerry, your dad? Your dad only has

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he's a child with fuldomide. But he's right hands and nub.

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that nub is fairly dexterous. I mean, how so you

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what he makes up for not being able to grab

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in that case, good for him, and I'm glad that

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you don't have that problem, So thumbs up, sorry to you.

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All right, let's jump into birthdays. Today is Thursday, June fourth,

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twenty twenty six. Birthdays today. Oh this is a man.

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It's a busy day, all right. Angelina Joe Lee is

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fifty one today. Oscar winning actress known for Tomb Raider,

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Mister and Missus Smith, and to some degree Maleficent, at

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least according to the Prep Service. Mister and Missus Smith,

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by the way, is the film where she and Brad

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Pitt hooked up while Brad Pitt was still with Jennifer Anderston.

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And my wife has still not forgiven Angelina Jolie for that.

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and I feel bad for Jennifer Aniston. But if you're

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gonna lose a man, I mean, Angelina Joe Lee is like,

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I got a certain point, you gotta be like I

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get it.

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M Yeah, Tune Raider or if you really want to go.

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She was in a movie and it was Gia Rolls.

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She was just she was smoking hot, I mean otherworldly

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mm hmm.

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Like absolutely. I'm trying to think if there are any competitors.

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down and said give us, not give us, but show

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us your most beautiful version of yourselves, what is the

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most beautiful person of humanity? It would probably be late nineties,

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early two thousands, turn of the century, Angelina Jolie and

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don't know who else you could draw on to compete.

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M I pure hotness, like Jennifer Anderson was cute, I

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mean like, I mean beautiful, but more on the cute side.

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There was just something sultry about Angelina.

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Jo Lee that there's an X factor there. There's there's

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some sort of equality you can't quite put your finger on,

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especially us. There's no way we're going to there. There

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it is.

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That's it.

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Yeah, Yeah, it's the crazy hot matrix right tray off

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the scale. He's the apex of both, which we all learned,

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by the way, with when she was with Billy Bob

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Thornton and they were talking about I think it was

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before the MTV Movie Awards or something before award show.

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They're on the red carpet talking about how they like

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they were in the after glow. They were talking about

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how they just left in the limo right before showing up.

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and that was when they had traded blood vials that

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they kept her on each other's.

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About Billy Bob Thornton that you at least understand how

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he got her is he went to LA to be

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a musician. He just ended up acting, and musicians can

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always get the hot chicks.

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We always know.

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one of the greatest pulls of the turn of the century.

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He can't just say one because it was kind of both.

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So anyway, Happy birthday to Angelina and Lyle.

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Love it. I think will always be that forever.

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he is the goat about kicking your coverage.

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just nineties.

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Julia Roberts also.

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Yeah, muh, the only time. And I think I've told

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you this before. I've never not that it matters. I've

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never been one to see Julia Roberts and think, uh, sexy,

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not the way that you might with Angelina Jolie and

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in for Aniston. You know, I've always I've always recognized

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the fact that she's beautiful. But again, it doesn't matter

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because but she didn't necessarily do it for me on

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that level, except in the movie My best Friend's Wedding

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with Dermot mulrooney when she's when they're in the box

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at the baseball game and she grabs that tray of

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drinks and her tummy showing just a little bit and

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she's walking and just like that actually melted me. I

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was like, oh, I get it now. And then the

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other time, the other time, and we have talked about this.

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Julia Roberts in Hook as tinker Bell.

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Yep, that pretty woman's still pretty out like m She's

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always been one of my favorites.

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Uh, Happy birthday, Angelina Showley. Noah Wiley is fifty five.

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I can't believe he's actually older than she. Is best

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known as doctor John Carter on Er and second best

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known as doctor John Carter on The Pit. I know,

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technically it's a different name, I guess of his character.

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I haven't watched The Pit yet, I planned to, but

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it's just interesting how his career has been bookended by

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two massively successful emergency room television shows.

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Well, and actually what's interesting is and The Pit is

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an excellent show. But yeah, he swore up and down

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he would never do another medical show after Er because.

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And then he didn't.

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Right, and then yeah, this script came along and it

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was so good because a lot of it, just the

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technical jargon you have to memorize to do those shows

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is just an ass whipping.

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Yeah, and kudos to him. He's knocking it out of

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the park. And it's not like he's done nothing in between.

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You have the show I think it was The Librarians

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that was that was very successful for a number of years.

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He's done some stuff, but he didn't get that George

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Clooney fact that he he didn't get. He didn't get

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the George Clooney outcome that I think he expected when

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he left Ear.

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He wasn't George Clooney.

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That's that's the problem.

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But I believe Noah Wiley's all stent. A lot of directing.

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Okay, So Russell Brand is fifty one and last I checked,

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he is still looking for that Bible verse on the

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Piers Morgan program from a few weeks ago. Did you

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see that? Oh God? So he goes on Piers Morgan show,

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and you know Russell Brand at the times a few

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weeks ago, he's on this quasi apology tour because this

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is after new allegations came out against him about sexual

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assault and this one I think was from an underage girl.

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At the time, he goes on Piers Morgan talking about

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the trial that he went through and how his new

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found faith and Christianity has helped him through it, and

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Piers Morgan asked, was like, so there was a specific

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you said, there was a specific Bible passage that helped

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you through that time, and Russ is like yes, and

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he's like, well, you have your Bible with us there

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in front of you. Would you mind sharing that with us?

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And then for the next minute and a half, hand

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to God, he awkwardly goes back and forth page front,

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page back, trying to find the one scripture that he

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said saved him and he couldn't find it. Tough, I know,

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Bruce Dern is ninety Wow. I didn't know of him

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in anything before The Burbs, and I didn't really see

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him in much after the Burbs until he started doing

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some Tarantino stuff. I loved him in the Burbs. It

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was so good as the military neighbor with the hot wife.

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There was a story that was going around pretty hot

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a couple of weeks ago where so Bruce Dern had

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a small heart in Not Every Which Way to Die

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in Los Angeles Once upon a Time in Hollywood. He

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had had a small role in that, and there's a

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scene he's in with Brad Pitt and he decided to

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I don't feel good because his character is waking up

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from a nap basically, and Brad Pitt says cut. Quentin Tarantino,

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so director, and he's like, you doing you don't call cut?

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And he's like, well, he said he didn't feel good.

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He's like, you don't call cut on my set. He's like,

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you will be dead in this business if you call

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cut on someone else's movie. And that was the story

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that was going viral, and because it was what he

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referred to as a Dernsey. It was just an improv line,

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Brad Pitt thought, because it's an old dude. He was

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worried about him, so he called cut and then he

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got his asstude by Quentin Tarantino for anyway, there you go.

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Keith David is seventy also a legendary actor from The

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Thing They Live Community and hundreds of voice roles. Former

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Saturday Night Live cast member Horatio Sans is fifty seven.

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Israeli's supermodel and TV personality by Rafaeli is forty one

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today and although she passed in twenty twenty four, if

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she were still alive, doctor Ruth Wesheimer would be celebrating

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her birthday today. America's sex therapist. It's odd to say it,

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but I grew up with her member, seeing her on

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talk shows and TV all the time, this little Austrian

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woman talking about this little old lady talking about sex

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everywhere she went, hmm, okay, that's a thing. Good for her.

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Oh and King George the Third, he would be two

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hundred and eighty eight years old today, but you know

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he died and also lost America. Which, by the way,

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even if you're not into musicals, if you've never seen Hamilton.

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I'm not saying you have to, but if you watch

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nothing else in celebration of the two hundred and fiftieth

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anniversary of our country, watch the King George the third

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song in Hamilton. It is hysterical and outstanding tray. Have

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you seen it? Uh No, It's a song titled You'll

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be back trust me watch it. It's worth like the

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eight and a half minutes.

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things left for today. The second thing is is that

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a rat in your pants? Or you're just happy to

471
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see me? But we're going to start with the question

472
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I asked you early in today's episode, and that is,

473
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if I can remember it, what is the weirdest reason

474
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that you would not date somebody? What is the weirdest

475
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reason that you would not date someone? This is something

476
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that was asked on Reddit recently on the ask reddit forum,

477
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and some of the answers are interesting, but I wanted

478
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to see what you guys would say. What is the

479
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most unusual reason that you would not date somebody? Jerry?

480
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Do you have an answer? I'm pretty easy going in

481
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that you're just a happy You're just happy if they

482
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say yes.

483
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Right right, happy to be here. Give me a minute

484
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for that one.

485
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Okay, Trey, is there any weird reason that you will

486
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not date somebody is what is a no go for you?

487
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What is a non starter? What is an immediate deal breaker?

488
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I mean weird reasons I'll tell.

489
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Let me give you a few examples here. Maybe this

490
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will inspire you some of the responses to the most

491
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unusual reason why you won't date someone same first name

492
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as my sister or mother? That is a deal breaker.

493
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I agree. I love my mom, but there is absolutely

494
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no way in hell I could ever date or anything

495
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romantically with anyone named Becky or Rebecca. It's nope, not

496
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gonna happen. That was my mom's name too. And have

497
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you dated any Becky's or Rebecca's not really officially No,

498
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I don't want to know the answer to. I don't

499
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want to ask any more questions on that, Trey. Could

500
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you date someone with the same name as your mom?

501
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Uh?

502
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Now, there's so many lees I've probably I don't think

503
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I ever have.

504
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Like, maybe it depends on the name. Right. Let's say

505
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your mom's name is Ashley. Would that actually turn you

506
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off of all Ashley's because it's your mom's name, or

507
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would you be like, Eh, no big deal? Or maybe

508
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it just depends on the Ashley.

509
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I think at this point, I'm trying to swear off

510
00:31:40.119 --> 00:31:42.759
any girls that name end in an E sound.

511
00:31:43.839 --> 00:31:48.279
Ooh, that's good. I like that. So there's your weird

512
00:31:48.279 --> 00:31:50.680
thing right there, Trey. You're not going to date anyone

513
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who whose name ends in an E sound.

514
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I mean, I the weirdest reason I to not date someone.

515
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I had been on a few dates. And this is

516
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twenty something years ago. I had been on a few

517
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dates with somebody and cool girl.

518
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But we got into bed and.

519
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I was trying to take her bra off and she

520
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said she was like, no, you shouldn't do that, and

521
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she was right, but I did. And she and like

522
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she had not had a kid or anything else. She

523
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just had there was no consistency to her boobs, like

524
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it was like literally just water and yeah, they just yeah,

525
00:32:39.079 --> 00:32:46.039
it was they literally just took off and I was like, so.

526
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Her bro you unsnap her bra and then there they go.

527
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I mean they were big too. I mean, this wasn't

528
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like like we're talking about d cups and they immitiately

529
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just fell to the sides like oh it was yeah.

530
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It's so interesting that she was like I wouldn't do that.

531
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It's not like you were like a light socket.

532
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All right, so I was reminded I have a similar name. Thing, Okay,

533
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I have to avoid Kelly's.

534
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I think sister, mother, cousin, and X that done you wrong, two.

535
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Key and two of them have gone horribly, horribly wrong,

536
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to the point of injury and like near successful sabotage,

537
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like it was bad. One became a stalker for quite

538
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some time.

539
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Yeah, yeah, like your stalker or somebody else's, which made

540
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the relationship between the two of you awkward. Well mine, okay,

541
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but subsequently other people attached to me too.

542
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I mean she was she was relentless. The last one

543
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happened while I was on the on the show with

544
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you guys on.

545
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The radio show. Yeah, Kelly, not her old boss Kelly.

546
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No no, no, no, no, no, no no.

547
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She was nice because I never tried to date her.

548
00:34:15.119 --> 00:34:19.760
I'm sure. I'm sure that. I'm sure that's where the

549
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line has to be. Yeah, I'm sure that that never happened.

550
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Some of the other responses that people gave for the reasons,

551
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the weird reasons why they won't date somebody. One person

552
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said they used way too much moose in their hair

553
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and it was crunchy to the touch. At all times

554
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completely turned me off. The thing that's weird about this

555
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one is I don't know if they're talking about a

556
00:34:42.480 --> 00:34:44.760
girl with crunchy moose hair or a guy with crunchy

557
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moose hair.

558
00:34:46.039 --> 00:34:49.000
I didn't even know they still people still use moose.

559
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If some women do. I don't know if any guys

560
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really do, but I know some women do. I had

561
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the crunchy moose hair once.

562
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If look, we all lived through the nineties, we all

563
00:34:59.679 --> 00:35:02.840
had some point had crunchy moose hair, and if it

564
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wasn't moose hair, it was Lae looks Jill. Yeah, and

565
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then it just got replaced by palm aid and stuff.

566
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It's just a yeah. Another person said she shaved her

567
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eyebrows as a joke, then they never grew back.

568
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I'm talking about going all the way for a punchline,

569
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because right, Yeah, that's a real scary proposition.

570
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That was a backfire of all backfires. This is the funny. Oh.

571
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Another one says I wouldn't date a girl because she

572
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was a bad eater. I mean she would eat like

573
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three things. It was impossible, and travel was totally out

574
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of the question. That's gotta be.

575
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I can totally see that though, it's.

576
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Like dating an adult with the mentality of a child,

577
00:35:52.199 --> 00:36:00.360
only wanting chicken nuggies. And then the last last someone

578
00:36:00.400 --> 00:36:03.920
said smell, saying I'm not talking body order. I am

579
00:36:03.960 --> 00:36:06.559
a super smeller, and there are just some people who

580
00:36:06.639 --> 00:36:09.559
have a musky scent to them. Even if I find

581
00:36:09.719 --> 00:36:12.880
every other thing attractive, I just can't get past this.

582
00:36:13.079 --> 00:36:16.599
I don't think that makes you unique. I think that's everybody.

583
00:36:17.039 --> 00:36:19.639
I can't think of anyone that would date anyone if

584
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they smelled bad.

585
00:36:21.480 --> 00:36:25.280
Smells very important. There are very few. I think that's

586
00:36:25.360 --> 00:36:28.679
like the biggest thing that your brain attaches memory too

587
00:36:29.480 --> 00:36:30.280
is smell.

588
00:36:30.639 --> 00:36:36.599
Yeah. I mean, if you have twins in front of

589
00:36:36.639 --> 00:36:39.360
you and they're both beautiful, you're physically attracted to both.

590
00:36:39.639 --> 00:36:42.360
One smells like fresh baked cookies. One smells like a

591
00:36:42.400 --> 00:36:47.119
hot bag of sweaty onions. You know what, I'm going

592
00:36:47.199 --> 00:36:49.760
to alter this scenario just a little bit. Let's go

593
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with hot twins. One of them smells like a bag

594
00:36:53.719 --> 00:36:58.000
of hot, sweaty onions. The other one smells like fresh

595
00:36:58.000 --> 00:37:00.400
baked cookies but has no legs. Which one are you

596
00:37:00.480 --> 00:37:05.639
going with? MM? I shouldn't have asked two men this

597
00:37:05.760 --> 00:37:10.400
question because you're both like analyzing this really hard. I'm like,

598
00:37:10.559 --> 00:37:14.760
I don't know, do I want legs, legs and onions

599
00:37:15.119 --> 00:37:16.480
or no legs and cookies.

600
00:37:19.239 --> 00:37:23.480
Mmm, you guys are literally taking I think I would

601
00:37:23.519 --> 00:37:29.400
have to go with onions, wow, just because I don't

602
00:37:29.400 --> 00:37:31.039
want them to ever feel like they can't get away.

603
00:37:33.719 --> 00:37:35.920
And I'm going no legs just so that they couldn't

604
00:37:35.920 --> 00:37:36.280
ghost me.

605
00:37:39.719 --> 00:37:42.119
You know what, I'm giving you a pass tray because

606
00:37:42.280 --> 00:37:48.159
you still have a fresh wound there, and Jerry, I'll

607
00:37:48.199 --> 00:37:50.760
give you a passage out of it. Okay, is that

608
00:37:50.800 --> 00:37:52.440
a rat in your pants? Or you're just happy to

609
00:37:52.440 --> 00:37:56.719
see me? You might think the last place anyone would

610
00:37:56.719 --> 00:37:59.760
want to see a rat is in their underwear, but

611
00:38:01.000 --> 00:38:06.159
an Australian lingerie designer strongly disagrees. A boutique known as

612
00:38:06.440 --> 00:38:12.719
rat Oddity Gizzard This is Real, by the way, specializes

613
00:38:12.719 --> 00:38:15.679
in odd items and they're sparking backlash with a bizarre

614
00:38:15.679 --> 00:38:21.800
new fashion item Women's lingerie Decorated with real taxidermid rats.

615
00:38:22.920 --> 00:38:26.719
The boutique has stitched preserved rats onto underwear in a

616
00:38:26.760 --> 00:38:32.079
line dubbed lounger At. The pieces were not actually meant

617
00:38:32.119 --> 00:38:38.400
to be worn, but they've course gone viral. Some fans

618
00:38:38.440 --> 00:38:42.159
say they would wear them just for shock value, while

619
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many others have reacted with disgust. Reasonably, the company says, again,

620
00:38:47.880 --> 00:38:49.840
while they're not actually meant to be warn it's more

621
00:38:49.840 --> 00:38:52.360
of a novelty item, they are actually selling them. They

622
00:38:52.400 --> 00:38:55.119
are real and if you want to buy a pair

623
00:38:55.199 --> 00:39:00.719
of rat Lungurat rat underwear, they'll say you one hundred

624
00:39:00.719 --> 00:39:02.000
and thirty seven dollars.

625
00:39:03.360 --> 00:39:06.519
So if you're a chick buying the like, people are

626
00:39:06.519 --> 00:39:09.199
either gonna think your trans or you have rat toe.

627
00:39:10.320 --> 00:39:15.599
Oh. I just think it would be too expensive to

628
00:39:15.639 --> 00:39:19.239
sew an actual beaver in there. That'd be too big.

629
00:39:23.360 --> 00:39:25.920
I think we have a new answer to what's the

630
00:39:25.960 --> 00:39:36.119
weirdest reason you wouldn't date somebody? Just imagine tray with

631
00:39:36.239 --> 00:39:38.159
that girl twenty years ago when you were trying to

632
00:39:38.199 --> 00:39:40.440
undo her bra set. I wouldn't do that. Imagine if

633
00:39:40.480 --> 00:39:42.719
she had said not to do that with the underwear.

634
00:39:42.960 --> 00:39:44.519
And it's because there's a rat dommer.

635
00:39:48.519 --> 00:39:51.159
She was a big fan of Chuck E Cheese.

636
00:39:52.400 --> 00:39:55.199
Yeah, she wanted to go to your ball pit for

637
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