July 15, 2026

Florida Man's Vacuum Romance?! | DIY Haircuts, Sleep Myths & Celebrity Rabbit Holes

Florida Man's Vacuum Romance?! | DIY Haircuts, Sleep Myths & Celebrity Rabbit Holes

Haircuts. Sleep. Celebrity birthdays. A Florida man and a vacuum. Yep... it's another completely normal episode of The Treehouse Show. Dan is back stateside and finally got a professional haircut instead of his usual DIY special, which sparks a...

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Haircuts. Sleep. Celebrity birthdays. A Florida man and a vacuum.

Yep... it's another completely normal episode of The Treehouse Show.

Dan is back stateside and finally got a professional haircut instead of his usual DIY special, which sparks a debate: Would you ever cut your own hair? Things only get weirder from there as we talk about why falling asleep with the TV on might be ruining your sleep, why Dan somehow keeps crossing paths with America's wandering stomach parasite, and how two celebrity birthdays send us down one of the strangest rabbit holes yet.

Forrest Whitaker and Brian Austin Green somehow lead us into John Cusack's best movies, the Jennifer Aniston vs. Angelina Jolie debate, and plenty of pop culture tangents only The Treehouse Show could pull off.

Then we wrap things up in the most Florida way imaginable with the unbelievable punishment handed to a man caught having sex with... a vacuum cleaner.

If you enjoy hilarious news stories, ridiculous Florida headlines, celebrity discussions, random debates, and comedy podcasts that never stay on track, welcome to The Treehouse Show.In this episode:

  • Would you trust yourself with a DIY haircut?
  • Why sleeping with the TV on may be wrecking your sleep
  • Dan vs. the traveling stomach parasite
  • Forrest Whitaker & Brian Austin Green birthdays
  • John Cusack's best movies
  • Jennifer Aniston vs. Angelina Jolie
  • The unbelievable Florida vacuum incident
  • And plenty of off-the-rails conversations along the way.
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It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh

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I'm Daniel Maley along with Trey Trenholm.

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Coming up on today's action packed show, A Biting Rampage.

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A biting Rampage.

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Also what happens in Florida when you go from suck

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to blow and how to avoid the explosive diarrhea strain.

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That's all probably coming up inside.

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The Treehouse show today.

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Before we get started on any of those, the first

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thing I need to share with you, and I need

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to share with my good buddy Trey, is.

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Do you like my haircut?

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I do?

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It looks very very clean lines.

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Yeah, it's sharp, properly faded, and I'm glad you brought

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that up.

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The sharp aspect. Is it just me? Or do I

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look a little Puerto Rican?

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I do not feel like you look Puerto Rican.

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I feel like it because like when he did the clippers,

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he got really he really manicured along that side front.

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I don't even know what this is called.

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It's like the area above, like directly above your sideburn

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where your hair stops and your forehead starts.

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Kind of thing. It's your hairline, the temple.

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Yeah, well he got his he got his super clippers

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in there, and he he manicured it very finely, and

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he actually narrowed the space a little bit, and then

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he narrowed my sideburns in such a fashion where I

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was like, hold up there, cowboy. I am not used

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to a professional haircut. Okay, in recent years I have

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gone towards sort of a DIY haircut situation.

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Are you floaby in it?

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I wish man if if if Ron pop Peele could

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bring back that flowby, Okay, if someone could bring back

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Ron po Peel to then give me an updated version

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of the Flowby, I would be.

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All over the flob not still around.

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You know what I need to check. I need to

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check Amazon to see if it's still there. I mean,

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if you just want like an all around even cut,

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I guess the flowbee is is.

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A good option.

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I've never used one, but I have like different links

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of things I need, like layers and fades as such.

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So in twenty five years of friendship, this is a

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conversation we've never had. All Right, So when you get

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a haircut, Is it all clippers or do they use scissors?

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It's mostly clippers, especially when I do it.

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Like can you can you go to a black barber?

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Uh? I assume I'm allowed? I mean no, I'm just saying,

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like I I they if they, if they, if they

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turned me away for being white, I really couldn't be

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too mad because I probably haven't come in as far

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as concerned.

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So it's not that it's like but you know, that's

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a lot of clipper and lines. I mean, which you

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know you have a very clean cut right now, I am.

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I am right there. I got the Latin style, Okay.

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So I went to the barber and, like I said,

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you know, during COVID, when all the barber shops and

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haircut places were all shut down, I experimented a couple

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of times did my own.

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Hair and it didn't go very well.

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But since that time, I mean that's been like five years, uh,

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and so I've decided to try a little bit on

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my own on occasion because I I need haircut like

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every three weeks because it grows like the Amazon. So

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I try to space out when I get a professional haircut, right,

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And then I've just kind of gotten into the routine

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of just doing it myself. And it's not perfect by

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any stretch of the imagination, like Tera has to kind

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of clean up what a mess up, But it's passable.

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It's fine.

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I'll be perfectly honest with you. Now, I notice that

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you know your haircut isn't as clean and sharp or

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hasn't been since you've said you just got a professional cut.

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And I look at it now, so.

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You know you're now noticing the hatchet job I've been

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giving myself. You did even realize it until I got

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a pro job. Yes, thanks for noticing. You probably wouldn't

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have had I just said nothing, But here we are.

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I needed to share this with you because I really did,

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Like it's really manicured. Like it's hard to tell from

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where you're sitting and to see it, but like when

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I got home, I was like, oh my goodness, that's

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that's a I honestly.

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Would have just assumed that.

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You just get a better haircut in the States than

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you had been in the Islands.

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There there are good barbers there, and there's there's a

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girl that that Terra goes to for her hair.

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And she'll occasionally do mine.

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I just haven't done it in a long time because

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I'm like, this is fifty bucks that I could save

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and just do it myself. The eye opening thing today

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at the barber was my fifty dollars Island haircut. Where

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I live is now a bargain because the place I

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went to today in Nyak, New York, just the haircut

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was forty two bucks. As I'm looking at the menu

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of services, it just goes up from there. Now, if

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I just wanted a clipper only cut one link, that

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would have been like twenty five or thirty something bucks.

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But you know, with layers, it's forty two. Forty two

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is a basic haircut. That's where you're starting. If you

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want a beard trim, that was like another fifteen or

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twenty bucks. If you wanted a clean shave, that was

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gonna be something astronomical. If you wanted a shampoo, that

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was like another ten, fifteen to twenty bucks. I mean,

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so if I wanted what I would normally get at

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the barber, a haircut, clean up my facial hair a

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little bit, and a shampoo to rinse it all out,

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I would have been looking at like a hundred bucks

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out the door, and I said, you know what, just

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a haircut thing.

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So and I don't this is going to come off

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really dicky, and I don't mean it to. But how

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the fuck is your haircut more expensive than mine?

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Location? That's my guess. I mean it might have been

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the place.

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Listen I have if you want to talk about.

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The only functional, long long term relationships I have are

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with my stylist, I mean Vince I was. He and

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I were together for twenty plus years and then he died.

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And then I've been with Preston for you know, going

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on ten years now.

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I guess, yeah, ten years.

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So, uh, I I've those are only my only functional

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long term relationships.

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Is your hairstylists who happened to be men.

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Okay, And you know what, as long as you're happy, buddy,

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I'm here to support you in whatever way I can.

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I listen.

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As long as you're happy, I get that.

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So before, well before I ventured off into making the

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attempts of cutting my own hair, I had my Triva

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and I still have Triva. She is, like you, Trey.

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One of my longest running relationships in my life, the

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people that I have known the longest and am still

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in contact with in a positive way. Family, my buddy

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Brian met when we were twelve. Triva my barber. Since

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the age of like fifteen. I started going to her

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at Heflin's. I think it was Heflin's hairplace, Heflin's barbershop

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on Fielder in Arlington, when I was fifteen. I am

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now forty six years old. To think about it, I've

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been going to her since I was fifteen. There are

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not many other people that have cut my hair since then.

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She's now got like her own little place in a

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salon sweetened Pantigo.

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So like if I.

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Wanted my haircut, I'm driving from Dallas to a Pantego,

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risking speeding tickets like you wouldn't believe because it's pantigo

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and they don't mess around you.

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Come down that hill are waiting.

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So anyway, and going to Triva for that many years,

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I think I'm grandfathered in at like fourteen dollars. I

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think I think my first haircut with her was like

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twelve bucks. Her rates have gone up some in line

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with you know, cost of living increases and things, but

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I still think a normal haircut for her at her

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place is like twenty twenty five bucks, and that includes

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the straight razor next shave a little trim here and there.

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Yeah, I mean a barbershop shave is it's a wonderful

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experience when they really especially if they do at old

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school with the hot towels and a straight razor.

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And this place would have done that, they had all

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the stuff for it. But I don't want to spend

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another fifty dollars for that.

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I honestly like, I just hand Pressed in sixty bucks,

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and I I probably should ask him if I need

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to up that because I've been doing the same price.

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Like I just I think the haircuts are forty forty five,

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So I just.

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Hand him sixty. I don't know. I really probably should

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ask him if he's going up and I need to.

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Up my When did you start going to see him?

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I said, like ten years ago and at one point

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away from fifty to sixty, and then I haven't it.

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And actually I've known Pressed the long enough and we're friends.

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He would actually tell me.

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Just go, hey, it's going up, as he's just pointing

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to his empty home. Give me the cash, tariffs, inflation,

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whatever it is, give me the cash.

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Yeah. So I have not seen state side barber prices,

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and I'm and where I'm staying right now.

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There are a lot of barber shops. The only thing

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is this was the only one that was actually opened.

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The other one wasn't opened to like eleven one was

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closed today. I was like, can you get me in,

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give me a haircut?

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That's it.

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But I assume because there's so many, they're all probably

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commit to the price. But yeah, once you start throwing

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in all the additional services plus a tip, and.

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It's gonna be one hundred dollars. Screw that.

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Well, it looks very nice.

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Thank you. I appreciate that.

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Still, Like, like if you could see it up close,

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you'd be like, yeah, that's kind of weird, looking like

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it's almost vulcan ish right around that little spot right there.

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First world problems, I know. Anyway, enough about me. How

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are you today? You look a little sleepy.

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I'm tired.

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Why are you so tired? Tray?

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Well, I have been.

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Doing really well and being being very disciplined about watching

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an episode of TV, turning it off, going to bed.

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Uh huh.

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And for some reason, and I think part of it,

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like so.

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I already had one person used to be too one person,

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and had five pillows on my bed okay, okay. I

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then I got a new duvet cover which came with

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some decorative pillow shams.

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So I bought two more pillows. Now I have seven

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pillows on.

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My bed and uh and and it's very comfortable.

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I'm I'm and so at some point I've started now

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falling asleep. Here's here's picture.

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la la. So all right, folks, it's happening. Trey's giving

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us a tour of the new Bachelor pad. So this

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is the portion of MTV Cribs where we say, this

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is where the disappointment happened.

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This is where the loneliness takes place.

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This is where tray masterbates fevers.

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And which, really, if you can't love yourself, who love?

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and so I used to space it out. Now I

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of sleep, not in bed asleep by midnight. Okay, I

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try to be up around six am. But I've the

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last couple of nights I have since I got the

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extra pillows, and I've been falling asleep again while watching TV.

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everything off, but I was in a big pile of pillows,

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and then I woke up and realized the TV was

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still on. The only way I actually really know how

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long I was there is I'll have to go back

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and see, because I generally will flip on the Big

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Bang theory as something I at the end of the

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night makes me laugh, you know, just turn it off,

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go to bed, seen all the episodes, not missing anything.

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this next ye.

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It's comfortable, it's soothing. Yeah, I get it.

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and see how many episodes? Where where did I turn

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it off?

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Did I sleep through you know, six episodes? Eight? Four?

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I don't know, but whatever it was when I I

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you just don't get any quality of sleep. So I

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slept like crap, and I'm tired as hell and understood

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still got up, walked, walked jog three miles this morning and.

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M yeah, yeah, trying to do the two a day thing.

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you have time when you're single, that's a great thing

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to do. Wake up in the morning, go out, I

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do some cardio thing, and then in the evening maybe

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do some weight so that two a days is great.

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then you have to knock that down because you know

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you guys spend time. But when you're single, that's a

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good schedule to keep keep you out of trouble too.

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And I understand being tired. That's how I was yesterday.

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I was upfront and honest with you about that. Yesterday

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I was running on caffeine and hope and I got through.

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And I'll get you through to this today, buddy, I

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got you. Uh So you drag all the ass you need,

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I will pick it up and carry it for you.

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Well, I'm now in my fourth coffee, so woh uh.

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And speaking of dragging ass, here's a segue. We are

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doing everything we can to avoid the explosive diarrhea strain

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that is spreading the nation, that is spreading around the nation.

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are Texas, New York, So you're in Texas, so you're

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in third place.

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New York is number two, where we currently are number one.

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eventually end up in Texas. I'm hoping that that strain

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is gone by the time we get there. But as

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it is, we are really playing with some butt fire.

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we can to avoid the explosive diarrhea strain, with the

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exception of being in or going to be in two

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of the areas that are most affected. Soh god, this sucks.

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And it's really I just don't want to get that.

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I mean, I don't think anyone does. And it's weird.

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They have not figured out the source.

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good about figuring out because usually I mean, it's a

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lettuce or something that they can trace back to a

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farm and or a processor or whatever.

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So you say that you don't think anyone wants to

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get this, But you should tell that to the guy

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in front of me at the story yesterday who was

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getting all the things you're not supposed to be eating

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right now. Unless he's gonna cook that stuff to the

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proper temperature. That dude's in trouble. He was getting a

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bunch of fresh strawberries and like two heads of lettuce,

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and I was like, oh man, he's got a death wish,

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because it's the fresh produce you have to look out for.

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story I looked up right before we record. According to

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Fox affiliate, let us appears to be the likely source

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of the parasitic illness at a second thousands of people

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in recent weeks, including hundreds in Ohio. And that's according

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to Michigan health officials. The Michigan Department of Health and

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Human Service is set on Monday that while investigators have

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not ruled out other fruits and vegetables, lettuce or salad

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greens appear to be the most likely culprit in the

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outbreak of cyclosporiasis. If I'm saying it properly, the explosive

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diarrhea Unlike typical food poisoning, symptoms of this often do

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not appear for two days to two weeks after eating

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the contaminated food or drinking contaminated water. Because it is

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a parasitic infection, recovery can also take longer. Health experts

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recommend buying whole heads of lettuce instead of pre washed,

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bagged lettuce or prepackaged salad kids when possible. They also

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advise removing into scarding the outer layer or three leaves,

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washing the remaining leaves thoroughly, and cooking produce when appropriate.

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And another spot this is from The Guardian where this

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might be related to what I just read, saying Michigan

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health officials identify potential source of the parasite outbreak and

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it's pointing to salad, greens and lettuce as the most likely.

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So still nothing exactly official, but that's where they're leaning

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at the moment. But basically, fruits, veggeese that are fresh,

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don't do it, or just make sure you cook them.

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Yeah, And i'd say avoid the areas that seem to

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be you know, rampant with the explosive diarrheas drain. But

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my wife and Aaron not following that one. We're just

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just following the damn thing around apparently.

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Oh I eat a lot of bag salads, so if

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there's a good chance I could get.

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It well, Trey.

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I mean, if we're being real with one another, and

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so far on this episode of the Treehouse show, we

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seem to be there and seem to be in that place,

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I'm gonna stay in it with you. I mean, you're

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only tossing your own salad at this point, so I

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think you're okay.

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You should be ashamed.

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I am, because I've actually got a visual in my head.

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I mean, in my head you look as good as

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humanly possible. But I mean it's bad.

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Inside the Treehouse. I'm Dan along with Trey.

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It is Wednesday, July fifteenth, twenty twenty six.

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Let's celebrate today with some birthdays.

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Academy Award winning actor Forrest Whittaker is sixty five today.

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Forest Whitaker is sixty five.

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So many roles.

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And the one that he won his Academy Award for

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was one of the ones.

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I have not seen.

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Where he was the star of the Last King of Scotland.

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I know nothing about that movie whatsoever. The only thing

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I know about it is that Forest Whittaker won an

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Oscar for it.

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That is it. I've never seen it and I don't

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even know what it's about.

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She portraying Edie a mean on that one.

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Eh, You're gonna have to tell me on that.

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He's also known for roles in The Butler and as

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Rebels Spy in Rogue one, Saw Gerrera as the Rebel

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Spy Saw Guerrera in Rogue one, and a couple of

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those other random kind of Star Wars projects where he

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played that character. Also one of his first roles. I

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don't know if it was his actual first role, but

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one of his first roles was quite memorable for those

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that are in our age group, and that is as

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football player Charles Jefferson in Fast Times at Ridgemont High

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where it's one of the great stunts and plots of

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high school movie history, where they steal his car and

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made it seem like their rivals school stole his car,

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so he went unhinged in that football game and destroyed

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everyone from the other school.

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Fast Times.

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I don't remember him in Fast Times.

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He's the football player. They stole his car and they

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wrecked it and then they were like, oh my god,

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what are we gonna do He's gonna kill us, And

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then they came up with the idea of let's just

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make him think that the other school did it, and

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they did, and he believed it, and he just massacred

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the other team.

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It was great.

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I think the first movie I really remember him in

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is Good Morning Vietnam.

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Oh yeah, yeah, that was after that. That was definitely

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after Fast Times.

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Yeah. Fast Times is nineteen eighty two.

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And I think Good Morning Vietnam was probably eighty seven

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eighty eight somewhere around there.

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Yeah, I think so somewhere in that range. Also a

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great movie. Other Birthdays Today, she played Helen of Troy.

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She was also in Inglorious Bastards and The National Treasure movies.

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Former model turned actress Diane Krueger turns fifty. Brian Austin Green,

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best known as David Silver on Beverly Hills nine oh

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two one zero, is fifty three today.

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Now, how he's best known as he nailed Megan Fox.

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And good apparently like really good.

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I mean that that is, that's that's his greatest accomplishment, right,

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there's no doubt. Yes, I mean like you made you

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made television shows, and he's probably made a couple of movies, but.

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Making it with her is the ultimate right.

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I mean, I to me, he was always kind of a.

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I mean and I never I never felt like he

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was really a main character in nine o two and

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oh he was on the periphery.

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But he got Megan Fox. I mean, hey, hats off

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to you.

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You you win respect absolutely.

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I mean, look, he was not the star at that

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time that Jason Priestley was or.

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Luke h.

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Oh my god, Luke Uh not lou Diamond Phillips U

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Luke uh, Luke Perry Perry, thank you God, world, Luke Perry.

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He was not as big of a star as Jason

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Priestley or Luke Perry or even I A ZERI yeah,

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that's I mean, he was the fourth dude down and

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some might even argue fifth he might he might be

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beneath the guy from who owned the peach pit.

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Uh yeah, because it's not so.

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Megan Fox goes in that Angelina Joe Lee class for

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me of just hot, but they're like a little crazy,

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something a little exotic.

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I don't know, but you know, when Brad Pitt got

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Angelina Joe.

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Lee, that that that's not a shocker.

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The only thing shocking about Brad Pitt and Angelina Joe

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Lee is that he left Jennifer Aniston to be with

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Angelina Joe Lee. Some guys would have been Some guys

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are like, dude, what are you doing. Other guys are like, nah,

469
00:27:04.680 --> 00:27:08.440
I get it, Yeah, I totally get that. While keeping

470
00:27:08.480 --> 00:27:12.960
in mind we can't relate to that whatsoever. No, Like,

471
00:27:12.960 --> 00:27:15.119
can you imagine, like go back to the nineties, go

472
00:27:15.160 --> 00:27:18.559
back to the nineties when this happened. Brad Pitt is

473
00:27:18.680 --> 00:27:24.359
with Jennifer Aniston, which for the nineties was one of

474
00:27:24.400 --> 00:27:28.119
the top girls that guys of the nineties lusted after,

475
00:27:28.400 --> 00:27:35.680
right and then like most most normal guys can't comprehend that,

476
00:27:36.599 --> 00:27:38.960
but obviously most guys are not Brad Pitt. And so

477
00:27:39.119 --> 00:27:41.880
he was with her. Then he was like, oh, I'm

478
00:27:41.880 --> 00:27:44.920
doing this movie with Angelina Joe Lee, and I'm kind

479
00:27:44.960 --> 00:27:46.519
of feeling a certain way.

480
00:27:47.640 --> 00:27:53.279
And so then and then he did the unthinkable.

481
00:27:54.599 --> 00:27:58.519
He traded in Jennifer Aniston and somehow to some people

482
00:27:58.680 --> 00:28:00.519
trade it up. O, there's my argue that.

483
00:28:00.880 --> 00:28:11.240
But the shocking thing is how much as kids hate him.

484
00:28:08.240 --> 00:28:12.759
Like bad bad, I mean bad bad, Like they're changing

485
00:28:12.799 --> 00:28:14.559
their name, like like no more pit in their name

486
00:28:14.559 --> 00:28:16.839
type stuff as soon as they all turn eighteen. Yeah,

487
00:28:17.039 --> 00:28:20.880
that's I mean, apparently he was a horrible drunk and

488
00:28:21.240 --> 00:28:23.279
there's some abuse allegations and things.

489
00:28:23.279 --> 00:28:26.759
So I get it, you.

490
00:28:26.759 --> 00:28:29.200
Would I mean, I I I'm at a certain point.

491
00:28:29.240 --> 00:28:32.319
I mean, as a recovering alcoholic, you would hope he's

492
00:28:32.400 --> 00:28:34.319
quit and then you know, tried to make amends.

493
00:28:34.359 --> 00:28:37.480
But it does not seem as though he has uh.

494
00:28:37.559 --> 00:28:40.319
Or or maybe he has, and they are just.

495
00:28:40.279 --> 00:28:45.880
Like yeah, I mean, but it is shocking. It is

496
00:28:45.920 --> 00:28:49.960
shocking that Angelina Joliz seems to be the good parent, right.

497
00:28:50.759 --> 00:28:52.319
That's not something I would have bet on.

498
00:28:54.119 --> 00:28:57.480
Ever, Like, like, this is the woman that you know.

499
00:28:57.519 --> 00:28:59.519
It's like, oh, mom, you're so great. Yeah, I know

500
00:28:59.559 --> 00:29:01.680
you shared vio blah blood with Billy Bob Thornton, but

501
00:29:01.720 --> 00:29:03.279
still you're so much better than dad.

502
00:29:04.640 --> 00:29:06.880
It's a very odd thing. Anyway.

503
00:29:06.920 --> 00:29:09.680
Other birthdays today in addition to those, so happy birthday,

504
00:29:09.680 --> 00:29:16.000
Brian Austin Green, Congratulations guitar legend. Joe Satriani is seventy.

505
00:29:18.079 --> 00:29:23.799
Linda Ronstat Grammy winning legend is eighty. I did not

506
00:29:23.920 --> 00:29:25.480
know this. I want to thank my prep service on

507
00:29:25.519 --> 00:29:31.039
this one. Grammy winning legend whose career spanned rock, country, pop,

508
00:29:31.400 --> 00:29:36.759
and mariachi music. Look, when I worked at kV IL

509
00:29:36.839 --> 00:29:38.440
back in the day, we played a lot of Linda

510
00:29:38.519 --> 00:29:41.680
Ron's stat I do not recall ever playing Linda Ronstadt

511
00:29:41.720 --> 00:29:42.680
mariachi tunes.

512
00:29:45.359 --> 00:29:48.119
No, I mean pop was I forgot They sampled one

513
00:29:48.119 --> 00:29:50.200
of her songs and they became a pop yhead, I believe.

514
00:29:50.680 --> 00:29:53.720
But mariachi, no, that's that's new.

515
00:29:54.400 --> 00:29:56.519
Yep. I'm gonna have to do some shoes hamming later.

516
00:29:56.759 --> 00:30:01.400
Yeah, Jesse Ventura, you talk about a well lived life.

517
00:30:01.519 --> 00:30:07.200
Jesse Ventura is seventy five. He is a WWE Hall

518
00:30:07.279 --> 00:30:10.000
of Famer. He is an actor. He is the former

519
00:30:10.079 --> 00:30:13.640
governor of Minnesota, and he was a navy freaking seal

520
00:30:16.279 --> 00:30:19.559
and his seventy and an absolute nut job. He is

521
00:30:19.599 --> 00:30:22.480
seventy five years old today and I'm assuming he's still

522
00:30:23.000 --> 00:30:29.559
ain't got time to bleed. Yeah, there are some random

523
00:30:29.680 --> 00:30:33.119
hills I will die on, and one of them is

524
00:30:33.160 --> 00:30:39.720
this Predator. The original Predator is one of the best

525
00:30:39.920 --> 00:30:46.319
pure action films of all time. It's got all testosterone,

526
00:30:47.279 --> 00:30:52.359
very little story, and it's it's a damn near perfect film,

527
00:30:52.960 --> 00:30:54.119
and it's spurned on.

528
00:30:56.000 --> 00:30:57.519
So many more films after it.

529
00:30:58.359 --> 00:31:00.359
But I mean, you're talking about some of the greatest

530
00:31:00.519 --> 00:31:04.559
names and bodies in action movie history.

531
00:31:05.039 --> 00:31:07.799
Arnold Swarzenegger, Jesse Van.

532
00:31:07.720 --> 00:31:12.759
Tura, Who's carrying around in a jungle a freaking gatling

533
00:31:12.839 --> 00:31:15.039
gun that should be on the end of an a

534
00:31:15.240 --> 00:31:18.799
ten thunderbolt and he's just it's his side arm in

535
00:31:18.799 --> 00:31:19.839
the middle of a jungle.

536
00:31:22.039 --> 00:31:22.759
Carl Weathers.

537
00:31:23.240 --> 00:31:26.839
Carl Weathers, Oh god, I always forget the guy's name

538
00:31:26.880 --> 00:31:29.799
who was who played the Native American guy Billy in

539
00:31:29.799 --> 00:31:31.759
that one where he like opens up his chest on

540
00:31:31.799 --> 00:31:34.160
the bridge and is like calling the predator in that

541
00:31:34.279 --> 00:31:37.440
dude as well, I mean some serious, serious star.

542
00:31:37.440 --> 00:31:38.720
Action power in that movie.

543
00:31:40.960 --> 00:31:42.079
You know, you're not wrong.

544
00:31:43.200 --> 00:31:46.240
It was exciting, it was fun, it was scary, it

545
00:31:46.279 --> 00:31:46.880
was gory.

546
00:31:47.000 --> 00:31:48.079
God, that movie's good.

547
00:31:49.720 --> 00:31:53.400
Speaking of eighties, it's full of eighties hip fire action.

548
00:31:54.559 --> 00:31:59.640
Oh it is, it is. It is a quintessential eighties

549
00:31:59.680 --> 00:32:04.359
action I I there are no denying that.

550
00:32:06.720 --> 00:32:11.240
So I saw this list the other day and someone

551
00:32:11.759 --> 00:32:15.279
you know talked about underrated eighties movies, and I want

552
00:32:15.279 --> 00:32:18.240
to say, you have said the same thing. Have you

553
00:32:18.240 --> 00:32:20.759
said that Better Off Dead is also an underrated just

554
00:32:20.799 --> 00:32:21.920
like great eighties movie.

555
00:32:22.319 --> 00:32:24.759
Yes, I think that would be put.

556
00:32:24.680 --> 00:32:27.680
Up on the on the list of for Treehouse Reviews,

557
00:32:27.680 --> 00:32:30.359
because I know I've seen it, I don't remember it.

558
00:32:31.079 --> 00:32:35.160
Better Off Dead, starring John Cusack, is a phenomenal eighties movie.

559
00:32:35.480 --> 00:32:38.319
The worst thing that happened to John Cusack and the

560
00:32:38.359 --> 00:32:41.759
movie Better Off Dead was how good Saying Anything was,

561
00:32:43.200 --> 00:32:47.480
which he also started. There's also another one that's also

562
00:32:47.559 --> 00:32:49.359
near and dear to my heart, that to John Cusack

563
00:32:49.400 --> 00:32:53.000
eighties flick and it just so happens to be if

564
00:32:53.079 --> 00:32:57.599
I remember this correctly, Demi Moore's first movie, One Crazy Summer.

565
00:32:58.680 --> 00:32:58.960
Yep.

566
00:33:01.000 --> 00:33:03.640
But yeah, John Cusack, Better Off Dead. One of my

567
00:33:03.720 --> 00:33:08.880
favorite references from that movie is the newspaper kid trying

568
00:33:08.880 --> 00:33:11.200
to collect his two dollars from John Cusack.

569
00:33:11.240 --> 00:33:12.240
Through the entire.

570
00:33:12.039 --> 00:33:16.200
Film, just out of nowhere, the kid on the bike

571
00:33:16.400 --> 00:33:17.759
is just tormenting him.

572
00:33:18.079 --> 00:33:20.759
I want my two dollars.

573
00:33:22.359 --> 00:33:24.039
The sure thing also was another.

574
00:33:27.559 --> 00:33:30.640
Good John Cusack eighties That one's not ringing a bell.

575
00:33:30.640 --> 00:33:32.640
I have to look that one back up. Yeah, I

576
00:33:32.640 --> 00:33:33.680
mean he had a he had a hell of a

577
00:33:33.680 --> 00:33:36.240
streak in the eighties, but yeah, better even.

578
00:33:36.079 --> 00:33:40.440
In the nineties he was his underrated movies to me

579
00:33:40.519 --> 00:33:41.400
is gross point blank.

580
00:33:42.319 --> 00:33:45.599
It's phenomenal. He is so good in that, and so

581
00:33:45.759 --> 00:33:46.519
is dan Aykroyd.

582
00:33:46.640 --> 00:33:49.519
Oh I love.

583
00:33:49.960 --> 00:33:52.200
One of my favorite things about John Cusack is he

584
00:33:52.279 --> 00:33:54.640
has a very dry delivery on a lot of his

585
00:33:54.720 --> 00:33:59.640
lines and gross point blank. That is the perfect, yeah,

586
00:33:59.680 --> 00:34:01.680
perfect movie for him.

587
00:34:02.799 --> 00:34:04.799
And it's also one of those another one of those

588
00:34:04.839 --> 00:34:07.640
films that he's in with his sister, Joan Cusack. She

589
00:34:07.720 --> 00:34:12.119
plays like his assistant slash secretary secretary kind of a thing,

590
00:34:15.039 --> 00:34:18.840
trying to do this on the fly. There's another one

591
00:34:19.119 --> 00:34:24.159
of my random John Cusack movies that I absolutely love,

592
00:34:24.519 --> 00:34:27.519
and I don't know if you've seen it. Came out

593
00:34:27.519 --> 00:34:32.880
in two thousand. It's called High Fidelity. Oh yeah, I

594
00:34:33.079 --> 00:34:34.679
love High Fidelity.

595
00:34:34.840 --> 00:34:36.840
Great movie, so good.

596
00:34:40.079 --> 00:34:43.519
Also another you want to get into around that same time,

597
00:34:43.519 --> 00:34:45.519
America's Sweethearts was also.

598
00:34:45.880 --> 00:34:49.760
Yeah yeah, with Julia Roberts, Catherine Zada Jones. M that

599
00:34:49.880 --> 00:34:52.920
was a great one. So how the hell did we

600
00:34:52.960 --> 00:34:54.679
get off on that?

601
00:34:54.719 --> 00:34:54.840
Oh?

602
00:34:54.920 --> 00:34:56.159
Jesse Ventura seventy five?

603
00:34:56.199 --> 00:34:59.199
So we started with Jesse Ventura celebrating his seventy fifth

604
00:34:59.280 --> 00:35:02.719
birthday and we ended up with junk OUs acting better off.

605
00:35:03.599 --> 00:35:06.119
What was the movie where he was an air traffic controller.

606
00:35:07.880 --> 00:35:09.079
I think Billy Bob Thornton.

607
00:35:09.519 --> 00:35:14.440
It was pushing ten, pushing ten. Yeah, how the do

608
00:35:14.519 --> 00:35:15.320
I remember that?

609
00:35:15.639 --> 00:35:17.559
I think I've only seen that movie once, and I

610
00:35:17.599 --> 00:35:19.480
think Angelina Jolie was also in that.

611
00:35:19.480 --> 00:35:22.880
That might have been where she and Billy Bob met. Yeah,

612
00:35:23.239 --> 00:35:24.519
what is wrong with my brain?

613
00:35:26.079 --> 00:35:26.840
That's I don't know.

614
00:35:26.920 --> 00:35:33.719
I mean, we went from Jesse Ventura to John Cusack filmography.

615
00:35:35.199 --> 00:35:36.440
This show's really messed up.

616
00:35:36.360 --> 00:35:47.400
Man, and that's why we do birthdays.

617
00:35:46.320 --> 00:35:46.719
All right.

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back inside the Treehouse, Dan and Trey with you. There's

630
00:36:28.800 --> 00:36:31.039
a few things about this story that make me giggle.

631
00:36:31.679 --> 00:36:35.960
One of the first is when I saw the guy's mugshot,

632
00:36:37.519 --> 00:36:42.639
I thought, why does he look familiar? And then I realized,

633
00:36:42.719 --> 00:36:46.519
oh wait. When we first heard about this story, we

634
00:36:46.639 --> 00:36:51.960
reported on it. Now there's somewhat of a conclusion to

635
00:36:52.079 --> 00:36:57.840
this story. A Florida man has been found guilty of

636
00:36:57.920 --> 00:37:06.239
having sex with a vacuum cleaner. We first talked about

637
00:37:06.239 --> 00:37:10.159
this when he was initially arrested, so we now get

638
00:37:10.159 --> 00:37:14.280
to put a bow on this lovely Florida romance. A

639
00:37:14.320 --> 00:37:17.000
Florida man was found guilty a couple of days ago

640
00:37:17.039 --> 00:37:19.760
of having sex with a vacuum cleaner outside of a

641
00:37:19.840 --> 00:37:24.800
home in a gated resort community near Disney World. That

642
00:37:25.320 --> 00:37:29.559
is a phenomenal lead of a news story. Almost every

643
00:37:29.679 --> 00:37:33.480
word of that sentence gets more unexpected as it goes.

644
00:37:34.039 --> 00:37:36.840
A Florida man was found guilty a couple of days

645
00:37:36.840 --> 00:37:41.400
ago of having sex with a vacuum cleaner outside of

646
00:37:41.400 --> 00:37:46.920
a home in a gated resort community near Disney World.

647
00:37:48.480 --> 00:37:49.639
Chef's Kiss Florida.

648
00:37:50.239 --> 00:37:53.079
Everything except the Florida part is unexpected.

649
00:37:53.159 --> 00:37:55.039
I mean, yeah, but they put that right at the

650
00:37:55.079 --> 00:37:58.039
beginning where it should be be like, yeah, yeah, I've done.

651
00:37:58.960 --> 00:38:05.400
Kevin Westerhole fifty one entered a no contest Please, it's like,

652
00:38:05.440 --> 00:38:09.840
I'm not even fighting this. Kevin Westerhold fifty one entered

653
00:38:09.840 --> 00:38:13.360
a no contest pleaded indecent exposure in connection with the

654
00:38:13.400 --> 00:38:17.000
incident earlier this year at the Windsor Hills Resort in

655
00:38:17.119 --> 00:38:22.199
Kissing Me, Florida. Following plea negotiations with prosecutors, he was

656
00:38:22.239 --> 00:38:27.159
sentenced to twelve months of probation and fined two hundred

657
00:38:27.199 --> 00:38:29.840
and seventy one dollars, and he also has to undergo

658
00:38:30.039 --> 00:38:37.119
a psycho sexual evaluation within the next month. He was

659
00:38:37.199 --> 00:38:40.400
originally charged with a felony, but that count was subsequently

660
00:38:40.480 --> 00:38:46.639
reduced in exchange for the plea agreement. His lawyer reported

661
00:38:46.679 --> 00:38:50.480
at his client recently completed inpatient treatment, though that care

662
00:38:50.639 --> 00:38:55.079
was not further described. How many facilities do you need

663
00:38:55.159 --> 00:38:59.639
to call before you find one that may specialized in

664
00:38:59.760 --> 00:39:07.840
set with inanimate objects and Florida, Oh, that's a good point.

665
00:39:07.920 --> 00:39:10.039
That could be like that could be like primal care.

666
00:39:10.599 --> 00:39:11.400
Yeah, I mean, I.

667
00:39:13.800 --> 00:39:17.679
I mean there's probably in each at least major city,

668
00:39:17.719 --> 00:39:21.519
there's at least one of you know, I screwed weird things.

669
00:39:23.880 --> 00:39:24.960
Florida Man Regional.

670
00:39:27.440 --> 00:39:31.079
A detective provided display by play of the incident.

671
00:39:31.119 --> 00:39:32.000
Are you ready all right? So?

672
00:39:32.039 --> 00:39:35.639
According to police reports, a witness provided investigators with photos

673
00:39:35.679 --> 00:39:40.400
and videos showing him pleasuring himself with a vacuum in

674
00:39:40.480 --> 00:39:45.280
broad daylight. Another witness spotted Westerhold, who was naked from

675
00:39:45.280 --> 00:39:49.320
the waist down, consorting with the appliance outside of a

676
00:39:49.320 --> 00:39:53.800
four bedroom property owned by a female relative. So he's

677
00:39:53.800 --> 00:39:58.039
staying at a relative's place and he's going around screwing things.

678
00:39:57.679 --> 00:39:58.639
Within the property.

679
00:40:00.119 --> 00:40:04.800
A detective provided additional play by play. He continued to

680
00:40:04.880 --> 00:40:09.960
penetrate the handheld section of the vacuum before using it

681
00:40:10.000 --> 00:40:15.119
to suction his testicles for further sexual gratification. The police

682
00:40:15.159 --> 00:40:19.960
officer added that two witnesses advised that the subject was

683
00:40:20.079 --> 00:40:23.320
obviously committing these acts for his sexual pleasure, as he

684
00:40:23.440 --> 00:40:26.519
visibly reacted to the stimulus as if he was becoming

685
00:40:26.800 --> 00:40:28.559
more engaged.

686
00:40:28.039 --> 00:40:32.360
In the sexual acts. I e. He started humping faster.

687
00:40:34.880 --> 00:40:48.840
I think he screamed, Eureka, how long you been sitting

688
00:40:48.840 --> 00:40:50.159
on that one.

689
00:40:53.440 --> 00:41:00.519
Sentience story?

690
00:41:01.360 --> 00:41:03.039
You saved it for just the right moment.

691
00:41:03.119 --> 00:41:05.920
Good job, lady, I believe that'll do it for us

692
00:41:05.960 --> 00:41:07.079
today inside the Treehouse.

693
00:41:07.079 --> 00:41:08.360
Thank you very much for being here.

694
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If you like, if you like what you heard, or

695
00:41:12.119 --> 00:41:14.599
if you loved it really really good, like Florida Man

696
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See you next time right here inside the Treehouse.

702
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As long as it wasn't a shark

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Cue the bite sound effect, we'll see tomorrow