Oct. 30, 2025

Mississippi Burning (When It Pees) | Thursday October 30, 2025

Mississippi Burning (When It Pees) | Thursday October 30, 2025

We start off today talking about the infected macaques running around Mississippi, then we learn about Dry Begging and give you something new to have nightmares about.

LINKS:

https://www.fox4news.com/news/mississippi-monkey-crash-hepatitis-herpes-covid



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us inside the Treehouse. I'm Danilmley along with Trey Trendholm,

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Raz Sharm and Jerry Caldwell. Today this is episode four

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hundred of The Treehouse Show podcast. Thank you for any

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of you that have ever spent any amount of time listening,

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watching and subscribing, well you appreciate it. In order to

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celebrate our four hundredth episode, I think it's only fitting

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that a bunch of monkeys escaped. I appreciate the celebration

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on I fifty nine in Mississippi that these monkeys decided

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to start. So let's capitalize on that. Now aggressive lab

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monkeys carrying hepatitis, ce, herpes, and COVID escaped after a

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crash in Mississippi. WHOA, I bet everyone's worried about COVID. Now,

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I guarantee you had the whole COVID lockdown. All the

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shenanigans of twenty twenty twenty twenty one and carrying over

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into twenty twenty two started with this inciting incident of

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a bunch of infected monkeys running loose on a Mississippi highway.

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We all would have taken being locked down a lot

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more easily.

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I think COVID is how they got most of their

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STDs lockdown with nothing to do, and their monkeys they

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started off just regular monkeys. Yeah.

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Look, this story is terrifying enough on its own right,

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But when I read further and saw that this group

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of infected monkeys was on the way to Florida, I thought,

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why are we tempting fate to this degree? I feel

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like that's too much for one planet to handle. Maybe

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that's why the truck crashed before it even got to Florida,

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because someone along the lines realized, we can't allow this

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group of infected monkeys to make it to Florida, because

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once they get into Florida waters, God only knows what

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will happen in that state.

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Sounds like the setup to an episode of Black Mirror,

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doesn't it.

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It really does.

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Add some dystopian stuff right there.

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I don't get that reference, so I'll just I don't either.

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I'll say it, it's like the twenty first century version

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of Twilight Zone.

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If you guys have not seen Black Mirror, if you

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can make it through the first episode of the first season,

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your gold.

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I hate when people say that. That tells me that episode.

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Shit, No it's not, but it's just that intense. Yes,

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is it? A group of rhesus macock monkeys infected with

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three different diseases running around loose on a highway in Mississippi.

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I mean, Gary, I think.

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Going back to your original point, you can't. Can you

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change destiny because I think all infected monkeys are eventually

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up in Florida.

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I mean, I think that's the destination for all things.

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I think when they argue that they all start there,

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did they.

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Start I mean chicken Egg?

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Yeah, I mean maybe they were going back for a

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brief hepatitis city reunion in spring break for them, Yeah,

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that's I don't know when they're spring I don't know

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when spring is for them. But I think STDs are perfect.

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From Cox going back to yeah, no, you're absolutely right.

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It just gives us, It gives us an excuse to

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say herpes. Mccock, maccock's got herpes, and Trey you may

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be onto something. Maybe maybe they were on their way

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to Florida for spring break and they partied so hard

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on the road trip that they tumped over somewhere in Mississippi.

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Yeah, you know your STDs are bad. When Florida doesn't want.

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You many many of you have too many many and

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mccock has no self control.

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You never know how strong a mccock is.

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Until it's cut loose in Mississippi. Exclaims why Mississippi is burning?

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And that's yeah, that's the sequel to the movie Mississippi Burning.

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Mississippi Burning, would a pease so to recap here. A

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truck carrying monkeys with hepatitis, C, herpes, and COVID crashed

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in Jasper County, Mississippi. Several monkeys were destroyed, but according

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to this seventeen hours ago, one remains on the loose

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and is considered dangerous. You don't say. Tulane University will

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send a team to recover the remaining animals. I for

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one cannot wait for this Disney movie. I think the

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songs themselves will win awards and it'll be a triumph

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for children around the world.

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It's it's a funny.

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Who do they send the university outside of New Orleans.

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Yeah, they're immune to all of those exactly.

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New Orleans.

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Yeah, cigarette, no gloves going. Yeah we got this.

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Just barefoot.

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People from certain parts of Louisiana take born this way

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to a whole new level.

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Mhm.

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But yeah. Needless to say, it's an eye catching headline

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when you see aggressive lab monkeys carrying Hepsie, herpes and

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COVID escape after a crash on a Mississippi highway. I

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for one was glad that look. I was already glad.

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I've never lived in Mississippi. I've driven through it a

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couple of times, and I will say some interesting things

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that I've seen on that road or on those road

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trips have been driving through Mississippi. Like I saw chunks

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of a guy because he had gotten hit by a

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car on the highway, so that the road was closed

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and we had a D tour. The weird thing was

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Mississippi Highway Patrol started the D tour really close to

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the crash site, so much so that I'm pretty sure

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I saw like half of the guy's face on the

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road as I detoured off the highway. And side note,

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good news, bad news. The best breakfast bagel sandwich I've

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ever had in my life is in Mississippi.

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Have you had one in New York?

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No, I'm just saying in my life. I'm not saying

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I've been everywhere and had them all. I'm just saying,

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of the ones I have enjoyed and the ones I

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have consumed, the best was in Hattiesburg.

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And do you do you know the name of the place?

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In case I've ever driving or being captured in Mississippi.

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If you find yourself in Mississippi a little angry, let

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me know if you have any plans to go in

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or around Mississippi, and I'll look up the name. I

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can never remember the name. I've only been there twice,

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but it was so good the first time that the

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second time we made the road trip from Dallas to Florida,

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we made sure to go the same way and stop

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and get that same sandwich. So I know where it is.

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I just can't remember the name of it, but I

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can let.

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You know, if you need okay, I'll let you know. Yeah,

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but I do think that the reason they were going

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to the truck was going to Florida. Is that just

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sounds like when you said it's COVID PPSI and herpes.

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To me, that just sounds like a Tampa nursing home.

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It's already there. Send them a cocks.

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Maybe have the mingled right, wind out with something like

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COVID hepa herpes or.

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It's the new variant, the COVID FU variant or f

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all probably.

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But there's one monkey left now right.

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According to the most recent report that I've seen, the

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team from Tulane is searching for the lone marauding MACCOQ

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in Mississippi.

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That's just I know that I know Hollywood and I

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know how it works. This is the this is the

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reboot of Outbreak.

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Mm hmm.

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That's what this is gonna be for sure.

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Yeah. And that's the thing, like, if Hollywood's gonna do

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a reboot, you can't just completely copy the original. You

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have to amp it up a little bit for modern audiences.

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Because back in the day Outbrac started with just it

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was like a monkey bite, wasn't it. Yeah, Now, that's

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not scary enough. Now it has to be a triple

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infected monkey. Yeah, with a crash as opposed to you know,

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like uh say someone on spring break taking those beach

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photos with the monkey and it just gets and just

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bites their ear. No, instead, this is way scary.

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Yeah. It starts with the opening sequences. That Yeah, that's

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the the opening sequence starts with the truck wrecking and

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you see all them like what you think is all

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the monkeys destroyed?

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And then the one John Rambo of all the monkeys

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is the one that's out there.

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He's already got diseases. Don't make him stupid on.

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Top of it.

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No, that's actually brilliant because it could take the original

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Rambow where he's hiding in mud, except now it's it's

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a Reesius Macoque infected monkey, but still at the head zone,

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wrapped around like he's left the he's left the testing facility,

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but he's never left it behind.

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They drew first blood, not meat.

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what the f is dry begging? That's what I thought

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when I saw the headline earlier today, and I'm going

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to share it with you now, but before I do,

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I'm curious what you think dry begging is.

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I called it high school?

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Thank you?

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What happens after dry humping?

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I thought that was going to be what happens before

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the dry humping. First, it's the dry begging, then the

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dry humping, and if you're lucky, somewhat humping, and then

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some very moist crying. I did all that by myself.

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So yeah, that was just a night with the mattress

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software here was wild. But it can't hold a candle

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to freshman year for the record high school? Anyway? What

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the f is dry begging? So we talk about this

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a lot, all these new terms that get thrown around

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for things that are not new, just a new term

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for you know, what to call something this I don't

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think I've heard of before on either front. Dry begging

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is a form of emotional manipulation that sounds all too familiar.

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Have you ever frustratingly, have you ever frustratingly said frustratingly?

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Have you ever frustratingly mumbled to your partner that it

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must be nice to have a partner who walks the

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dog in hopes of them walking the dog more often?

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Or have you ever sighed that you'll just do the

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errands alone even though you don't want to. Turns out

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you may be dry begging. This is a tool that

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people use in relationships of all sorts to get their

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needs met. According to a therapist and owner of Boulder

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Therapy and Wellness in Colorado, dry begging is when someone

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indirectly asks for something. There's a need there that they're

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not stating it clearly. This is sound familiar in relationships past.

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Those are just passive, passive aggressive types stuff.

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So I'm yeah. So initially I was like, is this

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a new thing with a new term or is this

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just a new term for something we already know? Trey,

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I think you're right, this is something we already know.

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It's just being passive aggressive, like it must be nice

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to insert whatever it is here. She's obviously mad that

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you get to do that. Mm, it's like, yes, it

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is nice. I get to do this. You know, I

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made the choice to do it.

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That's why.

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That's why I chose to do it. Because I like

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it and it is nice. That's why I do it.

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My axe was passive aggressive towards me. I wasn't towards

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her because I know she's lazy, so that would be

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an exercise and futility, like I'm not going to be

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passive aggressive. Being passive aggressive to somebody that's asleep is creepy.

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So I just must be nice to be sleeping. Yes,

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it is shut up.

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Mm hmm.

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So your ex would be passive aggressive to you in

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your sleep?

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No, No, she was.

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She was.

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She's lazy, so she comes home and she goes like

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she gets on the couch and goes to sleep after

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a long day at work or whatever. And I know

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she's busy. I know she does her thing, but she

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would be passive aggressive towards like the same things, like oh,

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it must have been nice to be home all day today,

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and I'm like, yeah, I'm a comic also be gone

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for the next week on the road. But I was

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never that way back to her because someone wasn't awake,

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So hard to do that.

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It is fascinating when someone is taking digs at your

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choices when in reality they're mad at themselves. Because in

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my forty five years, there are a lot of things

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I have learned over the years. One of the things

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I've learned in recent years is people really hate it

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when you hold a mirror up to them because most

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of the time they don't like what they see and

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they don't like being called out on it. I've seen

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this in all walks of life. I've seen this in

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personal relationships, I've seen it in professional relationships. I've seen

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this with elected officials. I've seen this with not elect everywhere.

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If someone is behaving poorly, they absolutely hate being called

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out on or a mirror being held up showing them them.

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Oh man, Yeah, I've always said it, I mean, and

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I've said it out loud to people, and I've only

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dealt with this, I guess customer service wise, or like

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you know, at a restaurant or you know, bar or whatever.

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I didn't pick your job. So if you don't like it,

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leave because you're making this miserable for everybody.

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Yeah, and that whole.

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Passive aggressive thing again comes into play where it's like, well,

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my bills. Must be nice that you can be on

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the other side of the bar. I'm like, okay, I

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just want to leave now. I don't like you. I'll

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find another dive bar to go to. It's Dallas. It's

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not that hard.

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It's nice not to make any tips tonight. So about

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a minute ago, I would have loved to have put

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a mirror up to Trey's eyes, because it's not often

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that tray you had your birder eyes going there for

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a second.

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Yeah, that's uh.

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Is it hitting a little too close to home?

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Yeah, you know somewhat.

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When h I just I don't my ex was just

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a bit uh and scene.

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I didn't have to hold the mirror up to her.

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I just said, you're a bit to rnt off.

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Yeah, that's a.

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Yeah.

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She could be like passive aggressive like that and about things,

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you know, especially during COVID that you know, when she's

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at home not working, and you know, and for a

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while I understood, you know, the kids were out of school,

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that more than a full time job.

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But when the kids went back to school.

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You need a full time job, you need a hobby.

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That's what A few times, you know, like it must

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be nice to sit at home all day.

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Yeah, so so you yourself have been Okay, that makes sense.

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That's the one time I can really think of where

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I was absolutely you know, I was like I forgot

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what I you know, I was like, well, it must

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be nice to sit at home all day and watch TV.

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Well I can't. Yeah, no, they're they're back in school.

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You can. Yeah.

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It's it's kind of like, so you were being kind

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of a dick, not a full dick, just like half

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a dick because you are ultimately right, Yeah.

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I I uh, you know, when all of a sudden

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you're supporting a family and uh not really what you signed.

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Up for and no gratitude for it. Did Yeah, I

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was a complete dick.

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Then you're gonna then you're gonna get the big dick.

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There's gonna be nothing passive aggressive about it. So back

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to dry begging. Instead of making a straightforward request or

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voicing a direct want, someone who is dry begging hints

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at a need or makes a vague complaint. So instead

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of stating I wish we spent more time together, someone

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who's dry begging might say, oh, I guess I'll just

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stay home with the cat. Jerry, have you been on

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the receiving or giving of dry begging.

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I've been on the receiving end of it a little bit.

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What did they say, must be nice to Oh it

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must be nice to sit in front of this website

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all day? Or that's back when I was building and

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running a website.

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I'm working I was. I mean, look at it this way.

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It's the ultimate thing, as if someone being mad at

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you for your chosen occupation. Let's say, for example, you're

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a movie critic, an entertainment writer, or and this is

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my personal favorite, along the same lines, you're a sports

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talk radio host or sports television so therefore you have

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to watch the sports in order to talk about them,

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to which eventually that significant other will stay. Must be

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nice to be out of a lot of smarts all day,

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number one? Yeah it is. This is partly why I

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chose my job. This is why I don't This is

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why I didn't show any interest in any other thing.

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I wanted to do this because then that meant I

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could do this for a living.

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Oh, yeah, it must be nice to be at a

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bar all day. It's work. Yeah it's not.

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Yeah, you can't say that to Trey Tray's been sober

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for nine years. It's not nice for Trey to be

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at a bar all day. I've had to deal with.

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Drunk versions of you.

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Maybe and maybe clean up some puke in between.

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Yeah, fabulous, it must be. It really is all about

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perspective as well. It's like someone that's bitching about your job, Jerry,

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about being in front of a computer all day. Might's

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be nice to look at a website all day, yeah,

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Turaj ms be nice being able to be at home

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all day. Yeah, because you're going to go out at

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night and make people laugh. What if the hardest things

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on this planet to do? Maybe she has an office

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job and she hates it. A guy doing construction outside

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of Raj's hotel room, jackhammering away at eight am might

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walk into her office someday and say, it must be

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nice to be able to work in an air conditioned

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office every day. Meanwhile, he's out building bridges and things

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or jack hammering outside Raj's.

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I don't think this guy's going to do that, mostly because, Yeah,

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I found out because I was wondering what was going on.

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I heard the jackhammering, and then I heard the language

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that I didn't understand, Like I didn't know what like

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what region it was from? What accent it was? So

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kind of cracked open the door and found out it's

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in Most of the construction crew are death.

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Oh yeah, so that's the accent you heard that was unrecognizable.

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Yeah, because there's still it's okay, So think of it

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like Marley Mattlin, Like they still can talk, but they're

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also still signing. So that's what I was hearing was

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them trying to talk.

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Yeah. Uh.

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And then when I opened the door, I was like,

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what where are these guys from? And then I threw

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open the door, and then I just see the sign

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language going back and forth and then trying to communicate,

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and I'm like, I'm a dick, Just shut the door.

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I'm not fluent in sign language, but I can tell

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you what they were saying. It'd be nice to be

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able to hear.

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Well, they're working the jackhammers out downstairs in the parking lot.

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So if you're gonna hire anybody to work jackhammers, and

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hire the guy that can't hear.

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It, it's actually pretty brilliant.

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Yeah, it's genius.

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It's kind of like it's kind of like being a

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coach in sports. What's the idea of being What makes

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a good coach in sports tray getting your players and

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putting him in the best positions to be successful. I mean,

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what better than a deaf jackhammer guy?

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Yeah, as my buddy Johnny Sanchez says, or a customer

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service lady with Tourette's.

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I love I love it, Jerry, How you can make

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lover boys so awkward yet so entertaining, all at the

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same time, just a split second behind the vocals. It's

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much better today than it was last week. That's for sure,

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less less lagged day. There's your light now it works. Also,

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I think you're muted, Jerry. There's my light. Yeah, there

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you go. All right. This might be shocking to some.

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Bats glow in the dark. This really scene SEMs to

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have thrown a wrench into a lot of what we've

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believed throughout our lives. That's a little generic on how

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I put it. More specifically, bats glow bright green under

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ultraviolet light, meaning Bruce Wayne's dry cleaner ozum an apology.

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At least that's important too, very good.

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Yeah, I enjoyed that one.

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Scientists at the University of Georgia have confirmed that several

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species of North American bats glow a ghostly green under

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ultraviolet light. So exciting you guys want to see it?

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Yeah?

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Sure, all right, here we go ultraviolet lights, Here we go.

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So I'm a firm believer. Now do you guys see

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the image at all? No? No, hang on, you gotta

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turn on the black light. Hang on, hang on.

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That's an old Zeppelin poster, right, poster smoking weed.

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We're back, bro, I've got too many buttons open. Hang on,

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shas green? Where do you share? It's green again? There

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it is?

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Sorry?

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Sorry? And yeah, that should see it there? Oh my,

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that is.

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The stuff nightmares.

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Or it's the best rave you've ever been to.

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Right, yeah, that's the wrong time to do shrooms and

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see that. Guy.

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I'm just glad that one time we had the two

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times we had bats flying around at our room when

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we were living on Saint John last year, I'm glad

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we didn't shine the UV lights at it.

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You have black lights in your room. What's going on, guys.

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Look, it was a rental. We just wanted to make sure.

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Smart Well, we already knew this about scorpions. Now we're

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finding it out about bats. I guess we're gonna have

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to start walking around with the dark with UV lights

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find out what else glows in the dark.

483
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I wouldn't suggest it.

484
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I would actually like to back up just to hear

485
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I did not know that scorpions also glowed in the dark.

486
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Oh yeah, or under UV light or whatever.

487
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You can also tell, especially in you know, having a

488
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nightclub back in the day, who had really bad teeth,

489
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like dental work done, Because if it's good, your teeth

490
00:29:42.480 --> 00:29:46.880
don't shine like bright white under blacklights. But if your

491
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dental work was like if you had implants put in

492
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or a bridge or something like that and it was

493
00:29:51.440 --> 00:29:54.440
done with like cheap material, they'll just shine. And it's

494
00:29:54.559 --> 00:29:58.319
only that part of your mouth that's shining. You can

495
00:29:58.359 --> 00:30:00.440
look somebody like talking to a girl in smartling, I'm

496
00:30:00.480 --> 00:30:01.680
like she's about to walk away.

497
00:30:04.839 --> 00:30:09.119
This study examined sixty bat specimens from six species and

498
00:30:09.160 --> 00:30:12.519
found that every one of them, when blasted with UV radiation,

499
00:30:12.599 --> 00:30:14.599
lit up like a frat house on Saint Patrick's Day.

500
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The glow was consistent across sex, age and species, a

501
00:30:17.960 --> 00:30:21.400
rare example of unity in the animal kingdom and possibly

502
00:30:21.960 --> 00:30:25.359
the only time biology has ever looked this coordinated. So

503
00:30:25.440 --> 00:30:30.920
there you go, all sixty bat specimens glue glue glowed

504
00:30:31.480 --> 00:30:33.359
under UV lighting.

505
00:30:35.400 --> 00:30:40.759
And what exactly why were why did they decide, hey,

506
00:30:40.960 --> 00:30:42.599
let's take a UV light look at bats.

507
00:30:43.200 --> 00:30:50.799
Probably because they were at a frat house on the

508
00:30:50.839 --> 00:30:55.920
research facility slash frat house still have a shared belief

509
00:30:56.119 --> 00:30:57.079
in hold my beer.

510
00:30:58.279 --> 00:31:01.200
Yeah, that study seems like it is like my fraternity

511
00:31:01.240 --> 00:31:04.519
brother to your brothers from college. It's just like drunk, Like, dude,

512
00:31:05.039 --> 00:31:06.440
let's go see if bats glow.

513
00:31:06.960 --> 00:31:10.400
Like, okay, maybe that was somebody. Maybe that was somebody

514
00:31:10.400 --> 00:31:14.720
covering up a rave. Yeah, bat flies in. They're like,

515
00:31:14.759 --> 00:31:17.920
hey man, that thing glows. Get this whole thing paid for.

516
00:31:18.279 --> 00:31:20.279
That's right, you can turn this rave into a grant,

517
00:31:21.359 --> 00:31:21.640
all right.

518
00:31:23.000 --> 00:31:25.240
Or they were like, well, we lost our disease.

519
00:31:25.319 --> 00:31:31.559
Maccock's what next, get the glowing bats? Distracted with the bats?

520
00:31:36.759 --> 00:31:38.559
Holy shit, did you just release bats?

521
00:31:42.039 --> 00:31:44.359
I feel like I feel like we're getting new new

522
00:31:44.440 --> 00:31:47.279
forms of the apocalypse, like the frogs and the Locusts

523
00:31:47.400 --> 00:31:54.240
was just child's play. New plates, Yeah, getting all news.

524
00:31:54.839 --> 00:31:56.799
Or a new hero Bat mccock.

525
00:31:58.359 --> 00:32:00.880
Do you say Bato pat bat Yep.

526
00:32:04.480 --> 00:32:06.240
Whatever you hear is one hero I am.

527
00:32:07.960 --> 00:32:17.200
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