Pornhub Pulls Out of Texas | The Treehouse Podcast

0:29 It is time to leave your worries outside and join me Daniel Mallley, Trade Trentholm and Raj Sharma right here inside the treehouse. Thank you for spending some time with us today. Let's get stupid. Speaking of stupid things, what are the two of you been doing now that porn hubb that's pulled out of Texas? Picked up knitting, exercising, maybe found another porn site to frequent ex hamster go on the hamster out because I saw a story the other day that, in addition to the lovely headline writing at KPRC in Houston, which said pornhub pulls out of Texas, but in their story they actually mentioned how pornhub is the second most popular porn website in the world. So naturally I had to google what's the number one? I really I thought. I assumed it was Pornhub. They're the one with you and everyone knows about it.

1:42 Turns out it's ex videos If anyone is curious. That's not the only tidbit of information that I'm going to offer you today. Got other things that will help you out in your quest for more adult content. Gotcha? So, yeah, what have you been doing? You in better shape now you Yeah, you have like a new sweater you've knitted for a dog, or what's the deal or as said, he's just gone over to ex Hampshire, which, yeah, I learned you can sleep for eight hours. That's amazing. That's the secret. I was never a I'm never I was never a big pornhub guy. But uh, I think it's ridiculous that they passed legislation in this state. But it doesn't. I mean, it's again, it's Texas where you're like, Jesus has a Nodle liquor on Sunday, So unless you're at Cowboys Stadium then it's uh, Jesus loves football and booze. But you know, it's just, uh, why are you taking people's porn away?

2:45 Like it's you know, it's it's just general. Like you're in a time now where everybody has access to porn. Like when I was a kid, Like you know, I talk about it on stage, like we had to befriend somebody, yeah, whose parents had porn, And I'm like they weren't, they weren't good people like you know, and you still had to make friends with them because they had it. It's like, yeah, my parents have porn. Of course they do. Tim you have a neck tattoo and you're eleven, that's makes sense. The thinking behind the legislation is, and this is how we usually start, says we got to protect the kids, right, right, to protect the kids, they shouldn't be seeing these things, right, whereas porn hubs side of it is, Look, this doesn't work. There are other states that have enacted similar laws. And all it did was it pushed people into the darker parts of the web where you really don't want them going. And oh, by the way, we also think it infringes upon First Amendment rights. Right, Well, that's a legal battle I don't really want to want to step into, because look, at the end of the day, should should kids be looking at porn? No?

3:51 But when we all grew up, did we find a way? Yeah? We did. Also on the internet generations now they're going to find a way. Yeah. No matter what. That doesn't mean you shouldn't try to do something. But like most pieces of legislation that seem to get passed these days, whether it's at the federal or the state level, can we at least pass something that just makes some sense. One of the interesting things to come out of this is now some people that may not have been as tech savvy before this was enacted are becoming. So in general, the most ingenious group you'll ever find. Give me a pot smoker and just give him some weed and tell him give him he's got to figure out a way to smoke it.

4:34 They'll figure out a way. They'll find it. Can they'll find an idol, yeah, a toilet paper roll whatever. The group that I don't know, we've ever it's really ever been tested, but it may now the most ingenious group may end up being guys who want to spank it watch porn. Yeah, oh yeah, all of a sudden, Bubba you know knows about you know, VPNs and how to get around stuff is speaking of which VPN searches in the state of Texas have jumped by more than one thousand, seven hundred and fifty percent since porn Hub left the state of Texas. In India, they've banned if they're trying to ban all porn on the internet.

5:20 So there's an actual office that was created. Uh, and I just I can't imagine whose job it is is to search every porn site and then delete, like make it where you can't log into it from a computer in India. So there's a there's a there's a whole office dedicated to to banning all of the porn in the world. I don't know how long around to take. Imagine walking around India with that on your idea as a government employee. Yeah, can you imagine that. I mean, that guy, that's his job, so he has to literally watch all day long. Like in the States, I guess the equivalent would be the FPI Federal Porn and Investigat. I mean, I don't know, it just seems Yeah, that's just I mean, at some point it just becomes too much porn. The guy's that guy's job is like god, every day. Well, that's just it.

6:10 Like there was, like, in addition to these the top VPNs I'll give you here in a second. I mean, there's there are porn sites. I've read a couple of news stories where people have said, I'm just going to this site. Now I'm like, I don't even heard of that site. Yeah. It's just it's fascinating how different corners of the Internet are illuminated when when one goes dark. Yeah, when I think about the guy in India whose job it is like when you first get that job, we're like, okay, here's what you have to watch porn all day long and then you have to deal with the site and then ban it. And like when you get that job, it's like getting a job at a pizza place. You're like, oh, pizza every day, this is gonna be awesome. Like day four, you're like, f pizza, this is awful. Like I can't anymore. Yeah, But at the same time, I bet his middle finger to right clicks is pretty worn out as well. He's just tired.

7:06 Like in those four days, he's got enough stuff saved up. The last of my lifetime in this commission can go on the black market and sell. It's about to write him a Dear John letter. Yeah. Well, VP in searches in the state of Texas jumped by one thousand and seven hundred and fifty percent. I think that was within a day or two of horn Hub pulling out of Texas because of the legislation the state, which has New Age verification laws, meaning anyone who has a Texas IP is blocked from accessing the adult website. Hornhub said in it's a notice, We've made the difficult decision to completely disable access to a site in Texas and doing so. We're complying with the law as we always do, but hope that governments around the world will laws that actually protect the safety and security of our users. Now because of this, searches for the vet searches for the best VPNs have skyrocketed.

8:11 According to a slash Gear report sent to Mashable, searches for Texas VPN jump by one thy seven hundred and fifty percent. It also spotted a sixteen hundred percent increase for the phrase how to access porn Hub. Curious about which VPNs people are looking at. As porn Hub becomes out of reach, slash Gear decided to unlock the top VPNs. This is according to Google search trends, coming in at number ten Opera VPN that's at a fifty percent increase. Number nine Firefox has a VPN browsec broowsee c as an eighty percent uptick in Google searches. Wind Scribe at number seven, mulvad m u l l VAD that's number six, one hundred percent increase on searches. Number five Nord VPN that's a good one one hundred percent increase. Number four Tunnel bear that actually sounds like a porn site. They had one hundred and thirty percent increase, Number three VPN Hub three hundred percent increase, Number two Open GX Mobile VPN three hundred percent increase, and coming in at number one according to Google search trends of VPNs in the state of Texas, Proton VPN Proton VPN four thousand, seven hundred and fifty percent increase since porn hub pulled out of Texas.

9:43 This goes back. It's like when the SEC was investigating Cuban even goes you know, you're not going to beat me. You you government people are the middle of the road, you know. People private has the biggest and brightest and best people for this. Yes, they're gonna find it. Whatever you put up technology, they're going to find a way to get around it. Yeah, Like like the stock market, they are smarter than anyone in the government. They they will figure out a way. Yeah. I mean, it's say, it goes back to you know, probit. My mother used to say necessity is the mother of invention, So uh, that's exactly what it will be, all right, And it's like prohibition, Like we were like you can't drink anymore, and then like the consumption of alcohol in the country went up hundreds of percent percentage points, and so they're like, okay, well at the end of it, they're like, well, this didn't do anything, like there was no nobody nobody. Well, I mean they lost and bootleggers won. And so they're gonna do the same thing where they're like they think they have this victory by getting you know, porn home to pull out of Texas, like they think they they've won. And then all it is is within a matter of hours, people are like, oh, okay, so that's how I do it now, Okay, you just made it a little inconvenient. Yeah. So the other the other way to look at it is also is once you say you're going to ban something, and this is how it worked in Texas, said okay, we're going to change the laws in order to access pornography. You're going to have to do X y Z in order to get it. Some people are like, fine, I'll do that, I don't care. Other people are going to find other

11:15 ways to skirt the law, like we're discussing here with VPNs, and then others are going to see it as well. You know what I've always been curious about what people do with those tentacles, so I might as well find out before I can't. Yeah, I'll bet porn I've got a surge. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm sure like adult video stores, which I can't believe are still around, and you'll, you know, I do this drive like to Houston or to Austin, and you'll always see them on the side of the road. I'm like, who goes in there? And now I'm sure they were like when that law passed, Like I'm sure somebody went to work that day and was like, why are there all these people here? This is amazing? And like I could go to the adult theater and you're like, oh my god, look at all these people. So many of them I recognize as my legislators and pastor. There's never been a wait for the gloryhole. I'll serving number thirty two, serving number thirty two. You're just standing there with forty five. Oh, I can't find this listing on Rezie Well. Roger said that your mother said it like the necessity is the mother of invention. And the next thing you know, you actually do not only as resi for restaurants, but also for the you know the glorioles.

12:37 Yeah, an open table needs to change its name. You're listening to the Treehouse. Visit us online a Treehouse on air dot com. Let's get Daniel Cook from COOKDFW Roofing and Restoration into the tree House now. The phone number for your free roof inspection eight three three Cook DFW, the website cookdfw dot com and on the website you can get a look at all the great work they do, not just on top of your house on the roof, but also the inside if you need some work done there as well. And speaking of the inside of the home, Daniel, someone's gone viral or whatever suggestion is, and I don't know how it's viral. Their idea of a great date night idea is called bottle night. You just get a bottle of wine and you talk put your phones down. I mean, that's not a bad idea, honestly. You know, me and Carrie probably don't get enough time to really just I guess sit back and relax and just talk to each other.

13:45 I think we're I know, for us personally, we're both extremely busy during the day and then it falls into the evening. I'm usually at my computer still at midnight, typing out emails and going through projects. So I think anytime that you and your partner can get together and just relax and get together, I mean really and just have some time together as wonderful. So you know, a bottle what was the old saying, Netflix and chill. Yeah, you know, just sit around and have some moments and enjoy each other. I mean, maybe just sit across the table with a bottle of wine and just stare awkwardly into each other's eyes for an hour or so.

14:26 Well, carry carry me. Let's face it. Now we're doing fireball shots. And she loves Tito's and I love a nice, nice clean glass of some whiskey. So you know, in that case, I think bottle night would be different for everybody. For one house, it might be a bottle of wine and the cook household is going to be fireball bottle night. Which that's fun too, right. It's a great time. Call the man for your free roof inspection. Eight three to three. Cook DFW the website cookdfw dot com. You're in the treehouse, visit us online at Treehouseonair dot com.

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16:42 a terrifying human, so much so that it's that we thought, what if he's so excited for this fight that that he comes into the ring with an erection. And then this morning, Tara and I walking our dog Bella, and I noticed something else that I wondered about this Tyson Paul fight, and that is we walk past this house and it's got the gate up and everything, and there's two dogs running by up and down the fence line, barking and howling, really really angry that two people and their dog are walking by their yard. And then right in the middle of this ferocious barking, this dog stops and sniffs its own butthole and then goes back to barking. And I wondered, is that part of the intimidation tactic that the dog is doing, Like I am so angry at you, I'm going to sniff my own butthole. They are their possibilities. That id just smelled so bad and he tooed and he's like wait was that me? And he's checking it. But I still think so seeing this dog sniff its own butthole made me think of Mike Tyson what Yeah, it really is. But these are the thoughts that creep into to my show of brain. What if? What if when Tyson walks into the ring, he also decides to turn around in sniffs buttle.

18:06 Part of that would that intimidate? Would that intimidate Jake Paul as well? Or he just you know? Or is that just going to add to the crazy effect? Oh? That just adds to the crazy. It's like he bit off somebody's ear. Now he's smelling smelling his buttole like, this fight's going to end poorly. I mean at fifty seven. If he's that flexible, it should intimidate Jake Paul. Yeah, he does hot yoga. So speaking of intimidating, uh, Jake Paul. Uh? I think it was like within a couple of days of the fight being announced, Mike Tyson's social media ramped up by showing him training. This wasn't the training video that we saw from a year ago or whatever of Mike destroying his trainer who's wearing pads and things. It's the same trainer, but now he's showing his workouts getting ready for the fight in addition to destroying the same trainer with the pads.

19:04 Do you guys see any of this from last week? I did. I like how he's doing it by day now. It's like, so day one, I'm getting ready. Day two he rhymed. He's like, day two, I'm coming for you. And I was like, if he goes day three, it's a murdering three. I'm like, okay, this is this is about you know what I have day I have Day three here ready to show you, and it's not far off, all right? Can you see that? Okay? So here's day three on Tyson on at Mike Tyson on the ex Twitter. Here he is about to smash a medicine ball to the floor and I let him take over the rest. Right now here he is attacking the trainer wearing the pads again. Come on, Internet. Don't fail me. Now it's failing me. I got the spinny wheel. Give me a second TeaF for long clinch. Yeah, I think this is a Yeah, this is just I mean I would I would cancel this fight. Well you can't. I mean you can cancel anything, but I mean it's Yeah.

20:14 If I were to Jake Paul, I just throw myself down a flight of stairs and be like, I can't make it. I'm in the hospital. I don't think that works. I think you have to actually show up to the fight and make your money. You still want to fuck with me. Look at the look in Mike Tyson's eyes. I just got chills down my spine. And I'm not even scheduled to fight this guy. This is just him just looking into somebody's phone, and somehow he's now looking deep inside my soul and he sees that I am afraid that this is day three?

20:55 And then did you do you have this quote he gave mhmm. If you think I signed this contract for money, You're fucking stupid. I'm coming to retire. I'm coming to retire him early so he can join his brother in WWE. Listen, he ain't doing shit to me. You're got to see how old I am on fight night. Yes, that is correct. He's a he bit a man's ear off. You want to fight this guy? Other thing? That's the other thing I noticed also, So we talked about it last Tuesday, and then these videos start getting dripped out of Mike tyson social media and people start saying like we did, like oh my god, like Mike Tyson's gonna murder this guy and we're all going to be watching it this this happen. And then they also started saying things like, uh, this is not a normal fifty seven year old man. This is Mike effing Tyson. And someone even mentioned like, this is Mike Tyson who a couple of years ago was seen walking around with a cane. Well, he's clearly better now, and I wouldn't mind getting to know who his doctor is because I get use some of that whatever he's on. Just because he's got a cane just doing a walk. He ain't limping, he's pimping. That's just a trick to lure in a stupid white kid. Yeah, this is he.

22:22 When if you want the when they made the announcement, it's very sweet, it's very zen. Mic you know, because he's gone through all of this therapy and he's done, he's done all of this great progress. You know, he's got the one man show where he delves into like what made him, you know, irresponsible and his anger management issues. And so when they announced, he's like, you know, is this how do you feel about this finding thing? No? I thought off them. I think it's great, you know, it's wonderful. I'm like, and now he's like, Okay, now I have to train and murder him. And I'm like, now now we're in a different place. That's where I'm going back to. It's like I saw someone say something along the lines that we did. It's like Mike Tyson's been, you know, on this path to uh self discovery. It's a more chill Mike type until they ring the bell and the beast from within explodes into the ring and devours Jake Paul. That's what's gonna happen. And people are also realizing the same thing. It's like, this is a guy that was just keeping it chill for a while, almost almost like he's playing possum, just waiting for a stupid white kid YouTuber to come along and challenge him to a fight in which he's like, it's tired.

23:26 Yeah, that that the crazy guy that that that you know, knock people out, and yeah. Second thing, he's still in there like he may have been taken a nap. Yeah see that's what so that that's what went through my head. Tray this same thing. So he's like, no, this is great. This you know, Jake Paul, that's awesome. And then he got in the day one of training and he's just started with his trainer and they had the pads out and he's like, oh, that's right, I forgot I can kill people. I feel like he's got like some hypnotists on staff is like, all right, the minute you hear the bell one, two, three, crazy And I was like, oh, there he is. Yeah. I mean it also reminds me of Tray. Did you place our bets with your your bookie slash a sponsor, because I really I really want to make sure I get that bet. Yeah on Tyson, Yeah is it still plus three twenty five? I'll put a homeword on it.

24:21 Yes, Okay, that's what I got, yess Okay, So if I can get that, I'll send you a hundred bucks. I'll get you. Yeah, try give me a fever. Please put in the actual bet if you want, I'll vinmo it to you now, or I'll cover it in the event, yeah, shocking event. If Tyson loses, I'll cover my what I owe your bookie guy. Yeah, it's uh if. My question is because I can't wrap my brain around this, my question is, does anybody want to take a second and let's see if we can get him on to interview Michael Spins just for a second, because that fight was nineteen seconds long, if I am correct, nineteen seconds long, and Speaks suffered permanent brain damage, saying he has no, I don't want to interview him.

25:07 No, it's only so much stupid that this treehouse can tolerate. Yes, And I want people to see what nineteen seconds of Mike Tyson will do to you. I just want to be like, hey, Mike's Michael Spinks. How you been since? You know? It was it was ninety three, I think when you fought Tyson? How are you feeling since then? It'd be like yeah, Butter, Like oh, did he just say Butter? That's all he says. Now he just says, Butter, are you feeling better? Butter? Yeah? Okay, thank you so much. Mike hit him so hard in nineteen seconds and thinks he's the parquet bucket. How do you? How's it going to day? Michael? Painful? Like that's all he says is painful. That's all it is now nineteen seconds permanent brain damage. Jake Paul is going to die. This is it. This is what it is. It's gonna be this beautiful moment, this juxtapost moment where it's like if Apollo Creed killed Drago. That's what it's gonna look like.

26:11 Did y'all ever see the Great White hype? Uh? Yeah, this is just gonna be. This is uh well, I mean the pay day is gonna be good. Mike's gonna get some money. Jake's gonna get money. That I mean, I don't know how he's gonna be taken care of. You know they have, I mean, medicine is done. Wonders, God bless him. I don't know who takes that fight. I don't care what age you are, you take that fight. If we used to do this, and I think you brought this up last time, Dan, it's like back in the days, like how much money would you would take Mike Tyson to punch you in the face, right, like that's what we would do.

27:03 And now you're like you're living that and we're watching this kid like, oh, twenty million dollars or whatever it is. I'm like, that's not enough. I don't know how much medical bills are. Yeah, no, it was. It was like six or seventh grade. I said twenty million back then. I mean that's going to be at least forty million now yeah, I mean, I don't care if it's a hundred. I don't like pain like that kind of pain is different, Like I get like tattoos and stuff. I get like I do that a lot, So I mean that doesn't hurt. But that punched to the I mean, can you met Like one minute you're there, like the fans are screaming like at and T is going bananas, and the next minute you're in the locker room again. It's kind of like it's kind of like when that bald chick touched the Hulk in the chest wearing a ring Avengers. That's what That's what it's gonna look like when Mike Tyson punches you. And if you're curious, this is what it's going to sound like. Ironically enough, That's also what most of the state of Texas sounds like once they find an ep in code. That's what I heard my neighbor do it. Oh, he's speedbagging on. You're listening to

28:37 the Treehouse. Visit us online that Treehouse on air dot com time not a talk to Jacklin from Brooks Plumbing inside the Treehouse. Give her a call for any and all of those plumbing once and needs two, one, four, three, six, thirty eight, thirty eight Brooks Plumbing Texas dot com. There's a story I saw. The new dating trend is bottle night. It's very simple. You just get a bottle of wine, put down your phones, and you talk. Is that a standard date night in your house, Jacqueline? Or is that a little on the lame side. I don't drink at all, haven't drank in I don't know how many years. So no, it's not happening in our house. Colby drinks, but he's like a he's a he's a genuine redneck. He just wants a couple of beers.

29:26 And on the evenings where he's having beers typically we're outside in the backyard with the dogs, and he has these magnetic coozies so you can be holding a beer and if you were standing next to the garage, he'll PLoP it on the garage door and it'll just sit there and hold for him. And sometimes he'll even pop it against the fender of his pickup truck. And funny story after a date night once we had a bonfire outside and he was having a beer. He stuck that magnetic coozie to the outside of the pickup truck and I drove the pickup truck to my office to dump stuff in the uh dumpster out back. And I drove the whole way from forty to Garland with a beer attached to the backfender of this pickup truck. And it made it all forty five miles from home to my office. And it's such a big f off track. Jacqueline. Yeah, always a pleasure talking to you inside the Treehouse. Giver a call for any and all of those plumbing once and needs two one, four, three, six, eight, thirty eight, thirty eight The website Brooks Plumbingtexas dot com. You're listening to the tree House.

30:32 Visit us online at Treehouse on Air dot com. This segment of the Treehouse brought to you by Brooks Plumbing for any and all of your plumbing once and needs called Jacqueline at Brooks Plumbing two one four three six eight thirty eight thirty eight. That's two one four three six eight thirty eight thirty eight the website Brooks Plumbingtexas dot com. Roger and I we were just catching up a little bit more about some of the Mike Tyson training snippets that have come out on his social media. Yeah, and the other thing that that that dawned on me watching a couple of these. That's just week one. The only videos I've seen were Day three and day four in March. It's March. Yeah, he's still got like four months to the fight. What's he gonna look like a week before? I'm the Green Reaper. He really should should just come out and full on black cloak and and you know, don't give him a sickle. He his head off and then and then knock him out.

31:44 All right, here, here's what would you rather. Mike Tyson's walking to the ring. You're you're in the ring, and you're the one that he's coming for. Would you rather him come at you with his fists or take one swipe at you with with with the scythe and I, uh, well, it depends on after I've pooped myself, do I have to do? I get a chance to clean up and decide that as they're they're putting in a diaper on me because it's just like one swipe and if I if I dodge it, I'm free. You ain't got to dodge it. Yeah, I know I'm not dodging his fists. So I'm just trying to play the odds. I just so I this is how my brain works, Like I just I don't know how this conversation starts with like his with Jake Paul's team, where it's like he sits them down in the rooms, like okay, so I've decided who I want to fight next? Like all right, Jake, so what mma, guy do you want to put in a boxing ring?

32:40 Who's out of his element? On? You'll beat? Because they don't they don't just use their hands. They use their hands and feet and grappling and choke holds and submission holes. But you're just wanting to box. Okay, who do you got now? It's like, no, I'm a boxer. Oh okay, who do you have in mind? Mike Tyson and it's like, Okay, well Jake's on drugs again. This is this is a sad state of affairs. Likes he's mentally ill. The time we call the brother and see if the brother's hiring Logan Paul somewhere in the WWE training h facility, Like that's even crazier. But yeah, Mike Tyson. If Mike Tyson says I'm going to retire you early, he means from life. That's what he doesn't mean from the sport. It's hard to be your brother's tag team partner when you're a vegetable Logan Paul and his brother cauliflower. Yeah, but imagine, imagine all the views that you get on that YouTube video titled watch what I Do with this vegetable. There's lild slow motion videos, you know, tag team and the guys you know, it's like on his knees trying to get to his corner. He gets there, the slow motion of the hand coming up making the tag, and then just lit body over at the top. Yeah, wrestlers. Wrestlers are supposed to have cauliflower ears, not cauliflower arms and hands. I need to tag in my partner, cruciferous

34:16 look, I have an idea on what on what uh Jake Paul should do instead of Mike Tyson means to hop on this new dating trend, and it's called bottle night. Bottle bottle night. Yeah, so it's it. I'm sorry this is lame. Maybe it's for some people, but to me, just someone saying it just sounds like a lame date night idea. The idea is this for the new dating trend. It's called bottle night. That's where you get a bottle of wine, you set your phones down and you just talk and you share the bottle of wine. Now, I'm pretty sure there are twelve year olds playing spend the bottle right now who are saying that's lame.

35:05 Maybe if you have busy lives or something that makes sense, but you should be doing that anyway ideally. But I look at it this way. I'm an adult. I'm call me when it's hide the bottle night. Oh that sounds like a painful night, depending on the size of the bottle. Better than getting in a ring with Mike Tyson. Yes, that's I'll take the handle, so am I. So what is now a trend is what a date was twenty years ago? Yes, what's old is new again.

35:45 You're very correct, right, yeah. Yeah, Now now we have to actually make it a trend just to yeah, people go out and share a drink and conversation. Yeah yeah. The new dating trend is sitting and talking. Yeah, that's why VP and searches are going through the roof. There's somewhere with somebody going you know, I started this trend and you're like, okay, cool, Tristan, No you didn't, uh, easy, Connor, you didn't start this. This is a new trend. I started where we sit and we just discuss our feelings. I know we've been doing that for a long time. Let's let's come down to Cooper. Some couples call that therapy. We know a good counselor for you. And if you would like to completely get that joke, it would be wise if you join our Patreon, patreon dot com slash Treehouse on air, and that'll make a hell of a lot more sense. And you'll understand why we hit the outro music on it, because we know how to get out when the kitten's good.

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