Pornhub Pulls Out of Texas | The Treehouse Podcast

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It is time to leave your worries
outside and join me Daniel Mallley, Trade

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Trentholm and Raj Sharma right here inside
the treehouse. Thank you for spending some

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time with us today. Let's get
stupid. Speaking of stupid things, what

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are the two of you been doing
now that porn hubb that's pulled out of

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Texas? Picked up knitting, exercising, maybe found another porn site to frequent

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ex hamster go on the hamster out
because I saw a story the other day

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that, in addition to the lovely
headline writing at KPRC in Houston, which

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said pornhub pulls out of Texas,
but in their story they actually mentioned how

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pornhub is the second most popular porn
website in the world. So naturally I

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had to google what's the number one? I really I thought. I assumed

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it was Pornhub. They're the one
with you and everyone knows about it.

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Turns out it's ex videos If anyone
is curious. That's not the only tidbit

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of information that I'm going to offer
you today. Got other things that will

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help you out in your quest for
more adult content. Gotcha? So,

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yeah, what have you been doing? You in better shape now you Yeah,

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you have like a new sweater you've
knitted for a dog, or what's

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the deal or as said, he's
just gone over to ex Hampshire, which,

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yeah, I learned you can sleep
for eight hours. That's amazing.

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That's the secret. I was never
a I'm never I was never a big

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pornhub guy. But uh, I
think it's ridiculous that they passed legislation in

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this state. But it doesn't.
I mean, it's again, it's Texas

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where you're like, Jesus has a
Nodle liquor on Sunday, So unless you're

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at Cowboys Stadium then it's uh,
Jesus loves football and booze. But you

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know, it's just, uh,
why are you taking people's porn away?

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Like it's you know, it's it's
just general. Like you're in a time

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now where everybody has access to porn. Like when I was a kid,

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Like you know, I talk about
it on stage, like we had to

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befriend somebody, yeah, whose parents
had porn, And I'm like they weren't,

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they weren't good people like you know, and you still had to make

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friends with them because they had it. It's like, yeah, my parents

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have porn. Of course they do. Tim you have a neck tattoo and

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you're eleven, that's makes sense.
The thinking behind the legislation is, and

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this is how we usually start,
says we got to protect the kids,

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right, right, to protect the
kids, they shouldn't be seeing these things,

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right, whereas porn hubs side of
it is, Look, this doesn't

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work. There are other states that
have enacted similar laws. And all it

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did was it pushed people into the
darker parts of the web where you really

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don't want them going. And oh, by the way, we also think

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it infringes upon First Amendment rights.
Right, Well, that's a legal battle

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I don't really want to want to
step into, because look, at the

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end of the day, should should
kids be looking at porn? No?

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But when we all grew up,
did we find a way? Yeah?

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We did. Also on the internet
generations now they're going to find a way.

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Yeah. No matter what. That
doesn't mean you shouldn't try to do

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something. But like most pieces of
legislation that seem to get passed these days,

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whether it's at the federal or the
state level, can we at least

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pass something that just makes some sense. One of the interesting things to come

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out of this is now some people
that may not have been as tech savvy

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before this was enacted are becoming.
So in general, the most ingenious group

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you'll ever find. Give me a
pot smoker and just give him some weed

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and tell him give him he's got
to figure out a way to smoke it.

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They'll figure out a way. They'll
find it. Can they'll find an

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idol, yeah, a toilet paper
roll whatever. The group that I don't

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know, we've ever it's really ever
been tested, but it may now the

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most ingenious group may end up being
guys who want to spank it watch porn.

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Yeah, oh yeah, all of
a sudden, Bubba you know knows

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about you know, VPNs and how
to get around stuff is speaking of which

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VPN searches in the state of Texas
have jumped by more than one thousand,

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seven hundred and fifty percent since porn
Hub left the state of Texas. In

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India, they've banned if they're trying
to ban all porn on the internet.

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So there's an actual office that was
created. Uh, and I just I

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can't imagine whose job it is is
to search every porn site and then delete,

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like make it where you can't log
into it from a computer in India.

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So there's a there's a there's a
whole office dedicated to to banning all

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of the porn in the world.
I don't know how long around to take.

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Imagine walking around India with that on
your idea as a government employee.

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Yeah, can you imagine that.
I mean, that guy, that's his

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job, so he has to literally
watch all day long. Like in the

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States, I guess the equivalent would
be the FPI Federal Porn and Investigat.

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I mean, I don't know,
it just seems Yeah, that's just I

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mean, at some point it just
becomes too much porn. The guy's that

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guy's job is like god, every
day. Well, that's just it.

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Like there was, like, in
addition to these the top VPNs I'll give

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you here in a second. I
mean, there's there are porn sites.

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I've read a couple of news stories
where people have said, I'm just going

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to this site. Now I'm like, I don't even heard of that site.

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Yeah. It's just it's fascinating how
different corners of the Internet are illuminated

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when when one goes dark. Yeah, when I think about the guy in

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India whose job it is like when
you first get that job, we're like,

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okay, here's what you have to
watch porn all day long and then

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you have to deal with the site
and then ban it. And like when

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you get that job, it's like
getting a job at a pizza place.

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You're like, oh, pizza every
day, this is gonna be awesome.

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Like day four, you're like,
f pizza, this is awful. Like

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I can't anymore. Yeah, But
at the same time, I bet his

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middle finger to right clicks is pretty
worn out as well. He's just tired.

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Like in those four days, he's
got enough stuff saved up. The

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last of my lifetime in this commission
can go on the black market and sell.

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It's about to write him a Dear
John letter. Yeah. Well,

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VP in searches in the state of
Texas jumped by one thousand and seven hundred

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and fifty percent. I think that
was within a day or two of horn

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Hub pulling out of Texas because of
the legislation the state, which has New

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Age verification laws, meaning anyone who
has a Texas IP is blocked from accessing

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the adult website. Hornhub said in
it's a notice, We've made the difficult

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decision to completely disable access to a
site in Texas and doing so. We're

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complying with the law as we always
do, but hope that governments around the

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world will laws that actually protect the
safety and security of our users. Now

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because of this, searches for the
vet searches for the best VPNs have skyrocketed.

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According to a slash Gear report sent
to Mashable, searches for Texas VPN

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jump by one thy seven hundred and
fifty percent. It also spotted a sixteen

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hundred percent increase for the phrase how
to access porn Hub. Curious about which

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VPNs people are looking at. As
porn Hub becomes out of reach, slash

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Gear decided to unlock the top VPNs. This is according to Google search trends,

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coming in at number ten Opera VPN
that's at a fifty percent increase.

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Number nine Firefox has a VPN browsec
broowsee c as an eighty percent uptick in

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Google searches. Wind Scribe at number
seven, mulvad m u l l VAD

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that's number six, one hundred percent
increase on searches. Number five Nord VPN

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that's a good one one hundred percent
increase. Number four Tunnel bear that actually

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sounds like a porn site. They
had one hundred and thirty percent increase,

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Number three VPN Hub three hundred percent
increase, Number two Open GX Mobile VPN

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three hundred percent increase, and coming
in at number one according to Google search

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trends of VPNs in the state of
Texas, Proton VPN Proton VPN four thousand,

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seven hundred and fifty percent increase since
porn hub pulled out of Texas.

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This goes back. It's like when
the SEC was investigating Cuban even goes you

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know, you're not going to beat
me. You you government people are the

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middle of the road, you know. People private has the biggest and brightest

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and best people for this. Yes, they're gonna find it. Whatever you

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put up technology, they're going to
find a way to get around it.

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Yeah, Like like the stock market, they are smarter than anyone in the

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government. They they will figure out
a way. Yeah. I mean,

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it's say, it goes back to
you know, probit. My mother used

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to say necessity is the mother of
invention, So uh, that's exactly what

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it will be, all right,
And it's like prohibition, Like we were

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like you can't drink anymore, and
then like the consumption of alcohol in the

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country went up hundreds of percent percentage
points, and so they're like, okay,

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well at the end of it,
they're like, well, this didn't

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do anything, like there was no
nobody nobody. Well, I mean they

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lost and bootleggers won. And so
they're gonna do the same thing where they're

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like they think they have this victory
by getting you know, porn home to

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pull out of Texas, like they
think they they've won. And then all

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it is is within a matter of
hours, people are like, oh,

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okay, so that's how I do
it now, Okay, you just made

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it a little inconvenient. Yeah.
So the other the other way to look

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at it is also is once you
say you're going to ban something, and

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this is how it worked in Texas, said okay, we're going to change

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the laws in order to access pornography. You're going to have to do X

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y Z in order to get it. Some people are like, fine,

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I'll do that, I don't care. Other people are going to find other

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ways to skirt the law, like
we're discussing here with VPNs, and then

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others are going to see it as
well. You know what I've always been

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curious about what people do with those
tentacles, so I might as well find

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out before I can't. Yeah,
I'll bet porn I've got a surge.

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Yeah. Yeah. And I'm sure
like adult video stores, which I can't

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believe are still around, and you'll, you know, I do this drive

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like to Houston or to Austin,
and you'll always see them on the side

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of the road. I'm like,
who goes in there? And now I'm

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sure they were like when that law
passed, Like I'm sure somebody went to

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work that day and was like,
why are there all these people here?

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This is amazing? And like I
could go to the adult theater and you're

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like, oh my god, look
at all these people. So many of

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them I recognize as my legislators and
pastor. There's never been a wait for

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the gloryhole. I'll serving number thirty
two, serving number thirty two. You're

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just standing there with forty five.
Oh, I can't find this listing on

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Rezie Well. Roger said that your
mother said it like the necessity is the

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mother of invention. And the next
thing you know, you actually do not

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only as resi for restaurants, but
also for the you know the glorioles.

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Daniel, someone's gone viral or whatever suggestion

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is, and I don't know how
it's viral. Their idea of a great

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date night idea is called bottle night. You just get a bottle of wine

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and you talk put your phones down. I mean, that's not a bad

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idea, honestly. You know,
me and Carrie probably don't get enough time

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to really just I guess sit back
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I think we're I know, for
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during the day and then it falls
into the evening. I'm usually at my

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computer still at midnight, typing out
emails and going through projects. So I

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think anytime that you and your partner
can get together and just relax and get

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together, I mean really and just
have some time together as wonderful. So

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you know, a bottle what was
the old saying, Netflix and chill.

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Yeah, you know, just sit
around and have some moments and enjoy each

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other. I mean, maybe just
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wine and just stare awkwardly into each
other's eyes for an hour or so.

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Well, carry carry me. Let's
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And she loves Tito's and I love
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some whiskey. So you know,
in that case, I think bottle night

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would be different for everybody. For
one house, it might be a bottle

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of wine and the cook household is
going to be fireball bottle night. Which

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about Jake Paul versus Mike Tyson, the

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stupidest fight of the century so far, that is happening July twentieth in Arlington

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at Jerryworld. We talked about that
last Tuesday, and in the days that

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have followed, other people have jumped
on the Treehouse bandwagon by saying they think

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Mike Tyson may murder this kid,
and that's what we said. I still

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stand by that. I still think
that fifty seven year old Mike Tyson is

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a terrifying human, so much so
that it's that we thought, what if

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he's so excited for this fight that
that he comes into the ring with an

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erection. And then this morning,
Tara and I walking our dog Bella,

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and I noticed something else that I
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that is we walk past this house
and it's got the gate up and everything,

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and there's two dogs running by up
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and howling, really really angry that
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their yard. And then right in
the middle of this ferocious barking, this

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dog stops and sniffs its own butthole
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I wondered, is that part of
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Like I am so angry at you, I'm going to sniff my own

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butthole. They are their possibilities.
That id just smelled so bad and he

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tooed and he's like wait was that
me? And he's checking it. But

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I still think so seeing this dog
sniff its own butthole made me think of

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Mike Tyson what Yeah, it really
is. But these are the thoughts that

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creep into to my show of brain. What if? What if when Tyson

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walks into the ring, he also
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Part of that would that intimidate?
Would that intimidate Jake Paul as well?

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Or he just you know? Or
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crazy effect? Oh? That just
adds to the crazy. It's like he

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bit off somebody's ear. Now he's
smelling smelling his buttole like, this fight's

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going to end poorly. I mean
at fifty seven. If he's that flexible,

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it should intimidate Jake Paul. Yeah, he does hot yoga. So

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speaking of intimidating, uh, Jake
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like within a couple of days of
the fight being announced, Mike Tyson's social

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media ramped up by showing him training. This wasn't the training video that we

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saw from a year ago or whatever
of Mike destroying his trainer who's wearing pads

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and things. It's the same trainer, but now he's showing his workouts getting

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ready for the fight in addition to
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Do you guys see any of this
from last week? I did. I

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like how he's doing it by day
now. It's like, so day one,

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I'm getting ready. Day two he
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I'm coming for you. And I
was like, if he goes day

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three, it's a murdering three.
I'm like, okay, this is this

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is about you know what I have
day I have Day three here ready to

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show you, and it's not far
off, all right? Can you see

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that? Okay? So here's day
three on Tyson on at Mike Tyson on

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the ex Twitter. Here he is
about to smash a medicine ball to the

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floor and I let him take over
the rest. Right now here he is

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attacking the trainer wearing the pads again. Come on, Internet. Don't fail

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me. Now it's failing me.
I got the spinny wheel. Give me

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a second TeaF for long clinch.
Yeah, I think this is a Yeah,

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this is just I mean I would
I would cancel this fight. Well

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you can't. I mean you can
cancel anything, but I mean it's Yeah.

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If I were to Jake Paul,
I just throw myself down a flight

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of stairs and be like, I
can't make it. I'm in the hospital.

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I don't think that works. I
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to the fight and make your money. You still want to fuck with me.

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Look at the look in Mike Tyson's
eyes. I just got chills down

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my spine. And I'm not even
scheduled to fight this guy. This is

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just him just looking into somebody's phone, and somehow he's now looking deep inside

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my soul and he sees that I
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And then did you do you have
this quote he gave mhmm. If you

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think I signed this contract for money, You're fucking stupid. I'm coming to

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retire. I'm coming to retire him
early so he can join his brother in

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WWE. Listen, he ain't doing
shit to me. You're got to see

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how old I am on fight night. Yes, that is correct. He's

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a he bit a man's ear off. You want to fight this guy?

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Other thing? That's the other thing
I noticed also, So we talked about

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it last Tuesday, and then these
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social media and people start saying like
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like Mike Tyson's gonna murder this guy
and we're all going to be watching it

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this this happen. And then they
also started saying things like, uh,

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this is not a normal fifty seven
year old man. This is Mike effing

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Tyson. And someone even mentioned like, this is Mike Tyson who a couple

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of years ago was seen walking around
with a cane. Well, he's clearly

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better now, and I wouldn't mind
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I get use some of that whatever
he's on. Just because he's got a

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cane just doing a walk. He
ain't limping, he's pimping. That's just

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a trick to lure in a stupid
white kid. Yeah, this is he.

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When if you want the when they
made the announcement, it's very sweet,

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it's very zen. Mic you know, because he's gone through all of

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this therapy and he's done, he's
done all of this great progress. You

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know, he's got the one man
show where he delves into like what made

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him, you know, irresponsible and
his anger management issues. And so when

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they announced, he's like, you
know, is this how do you feel

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about this finding thing? No?
I thought off them. I think it's

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great, you know, it's wonderful. I'm like, and now he's like,

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Okay, now I have to train
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now now we're in a different place. That's where I'm going back to.

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It's like I saw someone say something
along the lines that we did.

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It's like Mike Tyson's been, you
know, on this path to uh self

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discovery. It's a more chill Mike
type until they ring the bell and the

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beast from within explodes into the ring
and devours Jake Paul. That's what's gonna

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happen. And people are also realizing
the same thing. It's like, this

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is a guy that was just keeping
it chill for a while, almost almost

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like he's playing possum, just waiting
for a stupid white kid YouTuber to come

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along and challenge him to a fight
in which he's like, it's tired.

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Yeah, that that the crazy guy
that that that you know, knock people

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out, and yeah. Second thing, he's still in there like he may

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have been taken a nap. Yeah
see that's what so that that's what went

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through my head. Tray this same
thing. So he's like, no,

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this is great. This you know, Jake Paul, that's awesome. And

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then he got in the day one
of training and he's just started with his

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trainer and they had the pads out
and he's like, oh, that's right,

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I forgot I can kill people.
I feel like he's got like some

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hypnotists on staff is like, all
right, the minute you hear the bell

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one, two, three, crazy
And I was like, oh, there

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he is. Yeah. I mean
it also reminds me of Tray. Did

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you place our bets with your your
bookie slash a sponsor, because I really

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I really want to make sure I
get that bet. Yeah on Tyson,

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Yeah is it still plus three twenty
five? I'll put a homeword on it.

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Yes, Okay, that's what I
got, yess Okay, So if

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I can get that, I'll send
you a hundred bucks. I'll get you.

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Yeah, try give me a fever. Please put in the actual bet

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if you want, I'll vinmo it
to you now, or I'll cover it

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in the event, yeah, shocking
event. If Tyson loses, I'll cover

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my what I owe your bookie guy. Yeah, it's uh if. My

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question is because I can't wrap my
brain around this, my question is,

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does anybody want to take a second
and let's see if we can get him

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on to interview Michael Spins just for
a second, because that fight was nineteen

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seconds long, if I am correct, nineteen seconds long, and Speaks suffered

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permanent brain damage, saying he has
no, I don't want to interview him.

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No, it's only so much stupid
that this treehouse can tolerate. Yes,

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And I want people to see what
nineteen seconds of Mike Tyson will do

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to you. I just want to
be like, hey, Mike's Michael Spinks.

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How you been since? You know? It was it was ninety three,

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I think when you fought Tyson?
How are you feeling since then?

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It'd be like yeah, Butter,
Like oh, did he just say Butter?

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That's all he says. Now he
just says, Butter, are you

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feeling better? Butter? Yeah?
Okay, thank you so much. Mike

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hit him so hard in nineteen seconds
and thinks he's the parquet bucket. How

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do you? How's it going to
day? Michael? Painful? Like that's

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all he says is painful. That's
all it is now nineteen seconds permanent brain

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damage. Jake Paul is going to
die. This is it. This is

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what it is. It's gonna be
this beautiful moment, this juxtapost moment where

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it's like if Apollo Creed killed Drago. That's what it's gonna look like.

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Did y'all ever see the Great White
hype? Uh? Yeah, this is

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just gonna be. This is uh
well, I mean the pay day is

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gonna be good. Mike's gonna get
some money. Jake's gonna get money.

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That I mean, I don't know
how he's gonna be taken care of.

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You know they have, I mean, medicine is done. Wonders, God

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bless him. I don't know who
takes that fight. I don't care what

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age you are, you take that
fight. If we used to do this,

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and I think you brought this up
last time, Dan, it's like

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back in the days, like how
much money would you would take Mike Tyson

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to punch you in the face,
right, like that's what we would do.

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And now you're like you're living that
and we're watching this kid like,

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oh, twenty million dollars or whatever
it is. I'm like, that's not

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enough. I don't know how much
medical bills are. Yeah, no,

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it was. It was like six
or seventh grade. I said twenty million

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back then. I mean that's going
to be at least forty million now yeah,

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I mean, I don't care if
it's a hundred. I don't like

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pain like that kind of pain is
different, Like I get like tattoos and

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stuff. I get like I do
that a lot, So I mean that

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doesn't hurt. But that punched to
the I mean, can you met Like

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one minute you're there, like the
fans are screaming like at and T is

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going bananas, and the next minute
you're in the locker room again. It's

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kind of like it's kind of like
when that bald chick touched the Hulk in

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the chest wearing a ring Avengers.
That's what That's what it's gonna look like

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when Mike Tyson punches you. And
if you're curious, this is what it's

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going to sound like. Ironically enough, That's also what most of the state

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of Texas sounds like once they find
an ep in code. That's what I

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heard my neighbor do it. Oh, he's speedbagging on. You're listening to

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There's a story I saw. The
new dating trend is bottle night. It's

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very simple. You just get a
bottle of wine, put down your phones,

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and you talk. Is that a
standard date night in your house,

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Jacqueline? Or is that a little
on the lame side. I don't drink

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at all, haven't drank in I
don't know how many years. So no,

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it's not happening in our house.
Colby drinks, but he's like a

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he's a he's a genuine redneck.
He just wants a couple of beers.

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And on the evenings where he's having
beers typically we're outside in the backyard with

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the dogs, and he has these
magnetic coozies so you can be holding a

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beer and if you were standing next
to the garage, he'll PLoP it on

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the garage door and it'll just sit
there and hold for him. And sometimes

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he'll even pop it against the fender
of his pickup truck. And funny story

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after a date night once we had
a bonfire outside and he was having a

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beer. He stuck that magnetic coozie
to the outside of the pickup truck and

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I drove the pickup truck to my
office to dump stuff in the uh dumpster

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out back. And I drove the
whole way from forty to Garland with a

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beer attached to the backfender of this
pickup truck. And it made it all

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forty five miles from home to my
office. And it's such a big f

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off track. Jacqueline. Yeah,
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I we were just catching up a little

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bit more about some of the Mike
Tyson training snippets that have come out on

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his social media. Yeah, and
the other thing that that that dawned on

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me watching a couple of these.
That's just week one. The only videos

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I've seen were Day three and day
four in March. It's March. Yeah,

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he's still got like four months to
the fight. What's he gonna look

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like a week before? I'm the
Green Reaper. He really should should just

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come out and full on black cloak
and and you know, don't give him

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a sickle. He his head off
and then and then knock him out.

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All right, here, here's what
would you rather. Mike Tyson's walking to

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the ring. You're you're in the
ring, and you're the one that he's

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coming for. Would you rather him
come at you with his fists or take

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one swipe at you with with with
the scythe and I, uh, well,

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it depends on after I've pooped myself, do I have to do?

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I get a chance to clean up
and decide that as they're they're putting in

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a diaper on me because it's just
like one swipe and if I if I

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dodge it, I'm free. You
ain't got to dodge it. Yeah,

409
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I know I'm not dodging his fists. So I'm just trying to play the

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odds. I just so I this
is how my brain works, Like I

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just I don't know how this conversation
starts with like his with Jake Paul's team,

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where it's like he sits them down
in the rooms, like okay,

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so I've decided who I want to
fight next? Like all right, Jake,

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so what mma, guy do you
want to put in a boxing ring?

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Who's out of his element? On? You'll beat? Because they don't

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they don't just use their hands.
They use their hands and feet and grappling

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and choke holds and submission holes.
But you're just wanting to box. Okay,

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who do you got now? It's
like, no, I'm a boxer.

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Oh okay, who do you have
in mind? Mike Tyson and it's

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like, Okay, well Jake's on
drugs again. This is this is a

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sad state of affairs. Likes he's
mentally ill. The time we call the

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brother and see if the brother's hiring
Logan Paul somewhere in the WWE training h

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facility, Like that's even crazier.
But yeah, Mike Tyson. If Mike

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Tyson says I'm going to retire you
early, he means from life. That's

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what he doesn't mean from the sport. It's hard to be your brother's tag

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team partner when you're a vegetable Logan
Paul and his brother cauliflower. Yeah,

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but imagine, imagine all the views
that you get on that YouTube video titled

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watch what I Do with this vegetable. There's lild slow motion videos, you

429
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know, tag team and the guys
you know, it's like on his knees

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trying to get to his corner.
He gets there, the slow motion of

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the hand coming up making the tag, and then just lit body over at

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the top. Yeah, wrestlers.
Wrestlers are supposed to have cauliflower ears,

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not cauliflower arms and hands. I
need to tag in my partner, cruciferous

434
00:34:16.679 --> 00:34:22.400
look, I have an idea on
what on what uh Jake Paul should do

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00:34:22.960 --> 00:34:25.880
instead of Mike Tyson means to hop
on this new dating trend, and it's

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called bottle night. Bottle bottle night. Yeah, so it's it. I'm

437
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sorry this is lame. Maybe it's
for some people, but to me,

438
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just someone saying it just sounds like
a lame date night idea. The idea

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00:34:42.840 --> 00:34:46.440
is this for the new dating trend. It's called bottle night. That's where

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you get a bottle of wine,
you set your phones down and you just

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talk and you share the bottle of
wine. Now, I'm pretty sure there

442
00:34:58.280 --> 00:35:01.079
are twelve year olds playing spend the
bottle right now who are saying that's lame.

443
00:35:05.719 --> 00:35:07.559
Maybe if you have busy lives or
something that makes sense, but you

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00:35:07.559 --> 00:35:12.920
should be doing that anyway ideally.
But I look at it this way.

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I'm an adult. I'm call me
when it's hide the bottle night. Oh

446
00:35:22.320 --> 00:35:27.840
that sounds like a painful night,
depending on the size of the bottle.

447
00:35:28.880 --> 00:35:32.920
Better than getting in a ring with
Mike Tyson. Yes, that's I'll take

448
00:35:32.920 --> 00:35:42.480
the handle, so am I.
So what is now a trend is what

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a date was twenty years ago?
Yes, what's old is new again.

450
00:35:45.800 --> 00:35:49.079
You're very correct, right, yeah. Yeah, Now now we have to

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actually make it a trend just to
yeah, people go out and share a

452
00:35:52.880 --> 00:35:57.280
drink and conversation. Yeah yeah.
The new dating trend is sitting and talking.

453
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Yeah, that's why VP and searches
are going through the roof. There's

454
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somewhere with somebody going you know,
I started this trend and you're like,

455
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okay, cool, Tristan, No
you didn't, uh, easy, Connor,

456
00:36:13.239 --> 00:36:15.679
you didn't start this. This is
a new trend. I started where

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00:36:15.679 --> 00:36:17.519
we sit and we just discuss our
feelings. I know we've been doing that

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for a long time. Let's let's
come down to Cooper. Some couples call

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that therapy. We know a good
counselor for you. And if you would

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00:36:34.239 --> 00:36:37.840
like to completely get that joke,
it would be wise if you join our

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Patreon, patreon dot com slash Treehouse
on air, and that'll make a hell

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00:36:43.440 --> 00:36:46.239
of a lot more sense. And
you'll understand why we hit the outro music

463
00:36:46.239 --> 00:36:52.920
on it, because we know how
to get out when the kitten's good.

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We see Mike Tyson walking towards the
ring and we're going in the opposite direction.

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She could get some serious clients just
from our listener base. Thanks for

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hanging out with us inside the Treehouse
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