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Should You LIE to Your Wife to Protect Your Buddy? | The Treehouse Show

Should You LIE to Your Wife to Protect Your Buddy? | The Treehouse Show
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Should you lie to your wife to protect your buddy? And more importantly… does the Bro Code outrank the Husband Code?

We start today’s Treehouse Show with a Reddit marriage dilemma that went sideways FAST. A husband tells his wife that he went to a strip club with his friend. She accidentally lets that information slip to the friend’s wife — and now that couple is apparently headed for divorce.
So who screwed up? Should the husband have kept his mouth shut? Was his wife wrong for telling? Or if a trip to the strip club can end your marriage, was the marriage already in trouble?

Then it’s Celebrity Birthdays, featuring some nepo babies who prove that having famous parents doesn’t mean you can’t also have serious talent. Plus, we have to ask: what is going on with Gen X sex symbols suddenly showing up on OnlyFans?

Finally, we get into the important issues facing society: Is there something disturbing about people roughing up sex dolls? And because no Treehouse Show would be complete without him… Florida Man went skinny-dipping.

Marriage, Bro Code, strip clubs, OnlyFans, sex dolls and Florida Man. Just another perfectly normal day inside The Treehouse Show.


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Okay, here we go.

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Should the husband have told his wife about the strip club?

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Before I give you any context or details... Just based

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on the singular question, Trey, should the husband have told

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the wife about the strip club?

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If you have to ask, probably not.

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Well said. Very well said.

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I'm going to hold off on my response on the

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question for now. Because This context gets real convoluted real fast.

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So I'm going to give you just the brief first

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part of this, okay? Am I the a-hole for confirming

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to my friend that her husband... Okay, so the person

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writing this is a female, all right? She says, am

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I the a-hole for confirming to my friend that her

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husband went to a strip club after my husband told me.

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About it privately?

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Okay? Okay. All right.

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Now, now that I've added a little bit of context

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to this. So let's let's make it personal. You, Trey,

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are married. I know it's a wild fantasy. And you

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and me go to a strip club for a bachelor

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party weekend. And I tell you, dude, don't say anything

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because my wife wouldn't like it. And then you go

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home and tell your wife, yeah, we went to a

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strip club. Oh, and Dan's not supposed to wasn't supposed

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to be there. So don't tell Tara.

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Would you have told your wife what we did?

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That's a tough one because I wouldn't want to lie

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to her. And I'm just going off my, let's say,

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last relationship where it wouldn't have been I don't think

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that would have been an issue. I mean, going to

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a strip club certainly isn't an issue with me, but...

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If she asked, I probably wouldn't have lied, but maybe

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I wouldn't divulge. Fair.

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So... An omission type of lie? Not a full lie,

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but just, you know.

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Yeah, I mean... I don't know. Yeah, I probably would

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tell her just because I wouldn't... But... It would also be,

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so if I knew my friend would be in trouble, yeah,

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it would come with a deal of, okay, you cannot

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tell his wife. We never had this discussion. If she asked,

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you know, you have no knowledge of this whatsoever.

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So I don't know how everyone else's relationships work, but

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I try to default to common sense and, and, sometimes

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worst case scenario. What I mean is, if I tell

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a buddy something and he's married, I'm automatically assuming he

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will tell his wife.

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I just am.

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That's just how my brain works, the way I view

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a marriage, is I'm just going to assume that me

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telling Fred, Fred will tell Jane.

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Just period. I'm just assuming it outright.

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And so because of that, if there's something that I

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don't want someone else down, down the line to know,

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and it's connected by Jane, Fred's wife, then I'm just

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not going to tell Fred. Cause I'm assuming he will

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tell her because whether by coercion, fear, or just outright relationship,

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openness and honesty, I assume she's going to find out

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whatever's inside his head. Yeah.

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I mean, I've, If this gets so complicated, because if

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it's going to cause, if going to a strip club

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is going to cause that much friction in your marriage,

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there is obviously something else going on. And if it's

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your buddy, then, because chances are, if it's going to

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a strip club is an issue, like you're, you're doing

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it too much or something has happened that has made

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your wife uncomfortable. Now there are a few, there, there

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are couples where that's just off limits period, the end.

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But for the most part, people I know, I don't

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think their wives would have like, if their relationship is solid,

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I don't think their wife's going to have a really big,

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you know, especially at our age now, 20 years ago,

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you know, maybe something different. Um, but that's just, if

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that one thing is really going to get your buddy

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in trouble, your buddy's probably fucking up. Yeah.

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Your buddy's already in trouble.

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Yeah.

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For any number of other things. So here she says, uh,

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so basically everyone's in their thirties. She says, my husband

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and I are close friends with another married couple, Sarah

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and Mike. We've known them for a couple of years.

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Sarah has become a close friend of mine independently of

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our husband's About a month ago, my husband and Mike

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went on a bachelor party trip. Some of the guys

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went to a strip club. My husband told me afterward.

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I didn't care that he went, but he also told

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me Mike went and specifically did not want Sarah to

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know because.

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She would be upset. I never told Sarah.

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Recently, we learned Sarah and Mike were having marital problems,

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but I had no idea how serious they were or

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what they were about. Before I saw her, my husband

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asked me that if the strip club was what she

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was upset about to downplay what happened on the trip.

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I interpreted that as, Don't volunteer information or make it

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into a bigger deal. He apparently meant that I should

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not confirm Mike was there at all. When I saw Sarah,

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she told me they've actually been separated for over a month.

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A major issue in their marriage is Mike repeatedly lying

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to her about things involving other women and going to

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strip clubs. During the conversation, she said, and the guys

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went to a strip club on the bachelor trip, right?

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I said, yes.

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Based on how she asked, I genuinely thought she already knew.

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Turns out she strongly suspected it, but didn't know for sure,

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so I ended up accidentally confirming it. My husband is

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now extremely upset. He feels he trusted me with information privately,

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and I broke that trust. He thinks I should have said,

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I don't know, or otherwise not answered, and now feels

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like we've inserted ourselves into their marriage problems. I understand

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why he's upset. I genuinely regret being the person who

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confirmed it. If I'd realized.

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She didn't know, I probably would have said, something you

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need to talk to Mike about.

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Where I'm struggling is that Sarah's also my close friend,

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I had kept this information to myself for a month,

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but now I'm sitting across from her while she told

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me her marriage may be ending largely because her husband

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was repeatedly lied about this exact behavior. I understand keeping

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something from my husband told me privately to myself, but

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I'm uncomfortable with the idea that doing so means I'm

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obligated to actively lie to my friend when she directly

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asked me a question. Now that you have all the context,

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do you change the answer to your question at all

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about whether or not you as the husband should tell

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your wife that you and the boys went to the

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strip club?

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No, because... The truth of the matter is, your buddy

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is already on thin ice, and this is one of

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those points where, and I say this now with the

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wisdom of 52 years on this earth, 20 years ago

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as an alcoholic, probably would have been in Mike's shoes,

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of if it's that, if your marriage is on the line,

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you probably shouldn't have gone on the bachelor party trip, period.

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And And you can't be mad at the wife because

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that's her friend. You can't ask her Cause then if

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she lies and the, what the other, her friend finds out,

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then you just ruin their friendship too. And that's not

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really fair. It's like at the end of the day,

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Mike's the F up.

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Bingo.

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That's my answer. That was my answer. You know, like

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almost 10 minutes ago. And it's my answer now. So

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if you, the husband, should you tell your wife that

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you and the guys went to the bachelor party?

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Yeah. Whether you say it or not, I don't care.

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This is all Mike's problem. This is all the root

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problem is Mike. Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike.

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Dan, hit pause.

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Look, you can have this consternation about whether or not

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you should tell your wife about something that you did,

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but at the end of the day, you, the husband,

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and your wife, you're now in the middle, both of you, right?

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It's because of something Mike did, and then he wanted

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you to keep the information away from his wife, On

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the other side of it. So you're being bookended by

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a relationship drama that you.

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Didn't ask for. Well, at the end of the day,

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this is all Mike's fault.

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Because he doesn't want anything getting back to his wife.

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If you don't want anything getting back to your wife,

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don't do the thing.

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Bros before hoes ends when you say I do.

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That is absolute facts.

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And it sounds like, and again, I say this, I've

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had I ever been, have been married in my late twenties,

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early thirties, I probably would have been Mike. Uh, but

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you know, Mike still sounds like it wants to be

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single and, uh, he's about to be. So there's just.

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Yeah.

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Good, good news, Mike.

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Yeah.

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You want to live a single's life. You're about to

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get it.

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Yeah. You, you want to hang out at strip clubs. Well,

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guess what? You're about to be, have all your nights

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free and you'll soon find out that, uh, All your

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friends are going to be like, yeah, I can't do

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that crap anymore.

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Not going to happen.

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And then you're going to be that guy at the

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strip club.

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If you keep it up.

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I never.

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We've all had friends who love strip clubs. I was

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never that guy. I had some fun nights in strip clubs,

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but I never had.

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Like this burning desire to just night after night, go to.

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A strip club. I, I am with you. I've, I've

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never understood that mentality. I mean, there's a deep seated

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issue there where you're just looking for acceptance or something.

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I'm not a shrink. I don't know, but.

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My official assessment is if you're at a strip club

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every single night, there's something going on.

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Internally in you that you need to seek help for.

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I mean, unless, unless, Unless. Now, if you're a billionaire

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and you're pulling, you know, you just want to have

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one night stands with strippers. Okay, I understand.

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Yeah, if you're pulling a Roman orgy with the whole club. Yeah,

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that's you. Yeah, you go for it, buddy. I feel that.

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If you want to move the entire strip club to

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your yacht for the weekend, and you can make that

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happen financially, then I get it.

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Then absolutely go off.

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If your backyard looks like the scene out of Roadhouse....

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While keeping in mind, as an outsider... I'll watch the movie.

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I'll watch the show. But at the end of the day,

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I wouldn't want that life. That's too much to keep

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up with.

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Yeah.

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Even, even if I had that amount of money, I'd

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be like, I can't do this every day.

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Like even I've got limits, but it sure. I mean,

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if you want to have a fun, just unhinged weekend,

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then fine. I get that.

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But yeah, no, at the end of the day, Mike

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caused all of this and, uh, It's a horrible position

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to be caught in the middle, and it's hard enough

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as one person. But if you're friends with other couples,

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and now you're stuck in the middle of this with

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your partner, and now you're both stuck in it, that's

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a horrible spot to be in. I had a similar

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situation to this years and years ago. My ex-girlfriend, her

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best friend, friend for years. My ex found out, I

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can't remember how that he had cheated, done something or something.

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And I can't remember maybe a strip club was involved

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or not, whatever. The main point is she found out

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he had cheated. She asked me, do I tell her?

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And I'm like, man, I don't know. So we talked

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through all of the possibilities.

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Um, And the main thing I.

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Told her was, if you tell your friend that he cheated,

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you have to be prepared to never talk to her again.

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For a number of reasons. One, kill the messenger.

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Two, she decides not to believe you and listens to

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whatever thing he says. Friendship over. I mean, there's so

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many different reasons, but you have to be prepared. If

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you're going to tell her this, you may never talk

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to her again. So if you're willing to accept that,

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then tell her.

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Well, and there's also, if there's time lapse between when

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you found out and when you tell her, then that

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becomes the whole issue too.

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That's where you need to lie. You need to say, Hey,

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I just heard this. I'm going to tell you about

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it right now. Um, But, yeah, and she ended.

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Up telling her.

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And it's funny.

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And it ruined the friendship. She ended up staying with

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the guy.

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Oh, that's, you know, always. And this is just a

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general rule. If you say anything bad about someone's partner

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or tell a secret or anything else, you have to

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be prepared to lose that friend because they very well

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may pick the partner over you. But it's funny, at

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52 years of age, I just realized that someone I

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used to be friends with, he never brought his wife

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to anything, never introduced her, never ingratiated her in his

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social circles. And I just figured out why, because we

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all knew he was cheating. And I swear it's probably

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because she had no ties to any of his friends

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group that knew what he was doing.

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Isolationism works really, really good. If you're trying to get

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away with stuff, it makes it a lot easier.

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They also ended up divorced. So I'm guessing she eventually

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found out.

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And that's the other thing to keep in mind. She

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will always find out.

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Yep.

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All right, today is Tuesday. September 8th, 2026. Let's celebrate today.

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With some birthdays.

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Singer-songwriter Gracie Abrams is 27 today. She won a Grammy

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because she co-wrote a song with her buddy-old pal Taylor

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Swift called Ush. It's actually called Us, but I've heard

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the song a number of times, and she's got a

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little bit of a shh. thing going on her s's

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and i don't know if it's intentional or not so

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on a song called us she sings a lot and

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it's a good song but it drives my wife nuts

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i don't have a clue who that is so uh

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she's a singer songwriter she's 27 today and a lot

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of people also refer to her as a big old

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nepo baby because her dad is jj abrams yeah that's

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uh And to her credit, you know, she recognizes and

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acknowledges and says, look, yeah, I get it. I have

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advantages that other people don't. The good thing for her

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is she's actually really talented, which you better be.

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I don't begrudge any Nepo baby if they actually have

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the talent and do the work. And yeah, if you

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used your name to get in the door, more power

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to you.

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I'm not going to hate on that.

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I might be envious of it, but I'm not going

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to hate on it because you can't help what you're

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born into, right? You're like, look, there's a reason why

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Hollywood is a constant cycle of feeding it back into

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itself with probably one of the biggest nepotism engines.

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In the world next to Saudi oil.

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And you get where all the children of these successful

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people also become successful for two reasons. One, they themselves

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are actually talented. Look, not every Baldwin brother is phenomenal, okay?

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And Dolly Parton has like 10 or 11 siblings that

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were not Dolly Parton, right? But when you are in

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a position where you're born into a family, like say

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a Gracie Abrams, your dad's JJ Abrams, you don't have

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to do certain things that other kids had to do

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when you're growing up.

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You are allowed.

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because of financial freedom, to really pursue interests that some

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of us may not have been able to, right? Like

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some of us, you know, had piano lessons or certain

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things like that, but they can devote a whole lot

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of time to it if that kid is really, really

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into it and say, you know, it doesn't matter about

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anything else. You can do this and focus on it

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and focus on nothing else. You don't have to go

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get a job at Sonic slinging fries, right? You can

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focus on this.

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It's a lot easier to chase your dreams if you

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don't have to worry about rent surviving.

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That's exactly what it is.

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It's like, I don't, I mean, two actresses that come

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to mind. Is it Maya Hawk? Phenomenal. Great actress. But

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I'm sure who her parents are, Uma Thurman and Ethan

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Hawke certainly have opened some doors for. On the other hand,

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and I cannot think of her name, but I think

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it's Bryan Cranston's daughter that was on, I think she's

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on the pit. She's phenomenal. And she uses a different

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name just to try to escape the Nepo baby thing.

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So I tip a hat to her because that's impressive.

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If you got to this point and people really didn't

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know who you were.

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It really is.

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And then when I see that, It is sort of

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like an extra, oh, good on you. Like, I respect

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that even more. But I'm not going to begrudge someone

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because they were born into a really fortunate situation.

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That's just luck, right? Is it fair?

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Not entirely, but I can't control that. You know, look,

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I could have had it way worse. I mean, me specifically,

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because when I got adopted, I almost ended up in

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Southwestern Oklahoma and God knows where. And instead I got

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picked up and went to Northeastern Oklahoma, which sounds, it

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sounds odd to say it's so much better, but it was.

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But yeah, I mean, you talk about how your life

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could be different in so many different ways instead of

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like just focusing on, Oh, this person has this and whatever.

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It's like, you'll drive yourself crazy if you keep comparing

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yourself to others and what you feel like you should

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have versus what they got.

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Yeah.

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I think a great saying is comparisons is the thief

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of joy. And that's absolutely true.

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Yep.

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Sorry to get so deep on it. Let's go back

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to birthdays. So anyway, Gracie Abrams, 27. Congratulations to her

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for being from JJ Abrams balls.

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Gloria Gaynor is 83. She is still surviving. Good for her.

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Julie Kavner, voice of Marge Simpson is 76. Now she's

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done a lot of other stuff in her career. She's been,

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not just a voiceover actress, but a regular, like in

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front of a camera actress, a lot in her career.

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But I mean, she's made a healthy living playing Marge Simpson,

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just like all the voices of the Simpsons have.

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I think she's like, I mean, I think she started

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on the Tracy Ullman show as a character, you know,

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on the, which most people don't realize that's where the

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Simpsons started. It was like a skit comedy show. And yeah,

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that's certainly, man, that's been a good role for her. Yeah.

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That's a great gig, man.

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And is it because like people like Julie Kavner, Harry Shearer,

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for the most part, have just done the Simpsons stuff

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while also occasionally doing some in in front of camera stuff.

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But then there's someone like a Hank Azaria who's done

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all over the place in front of in front of

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the camera and doing Simpsons voices. It's like the whole

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whole Simpsons cast, man. I just I give him a

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big thumbs up. I'm happy for him. It's one of

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the greatest gigs of all time.

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Oh, yeah.

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And it won't stop. I can't blame him.

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Corbin Bernson is 72 from LA law from psych and

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one of the worst, best third baseman in major league history.

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Pretend in major league.

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How do you shortstop?

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Third base.

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He didn't have enough range to play short. Then Toby

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Jones is 60. He's from Infamous Detectorists and the Marvel

465
00:26:36.460 --> 00:26:40.279
Cinematic Universe. He was in the first Captain America, the

466
00:26:40.319 --> 00:26:44.079
first Avenger. He was the Red Skull's little assistant scientist guy,

467
00:26:44.099 --> 00:26:46.240
the short dude with the big forehead, Toby Jones.

468
00:26:47.940 --> 00:26:49.680
He's one of those guys. He's a character actor. You

469
00:26:49.700 --> 00:26:51.539
look him up, you'd be like, oh, that guy got it.

470
00:26:53.720 --> 00:26:57.420
And Leslie Jones, comedian and former SNL cast member, 59.

471
00:26:57.420 --> 00:26:59.680
And now we're going to get to some really hardcore

472
00:26:59.799 --> 00:27:03.569
90s birthdays. It's a weird day. And this is associated

473
00:27:03.589 --> 00:27:10.009
with some weird, weird movies. Shannon Elizabeth is 53, most

474
00:27:10.069 --> 00:27:13.309
famous for her role in American Pie, playing a topless

475
00:27:13.950 --> 00:27:17.009
Russian exchange student. Then she had a great turn as

476
00:27:17.049 --> 00:27:20.519
a poker player. And then she ended up on Dancing

477
00:27:20.539 --> 00:27:20.980
with the Stars.

478
00:27:21.619 --> 00:27:25.059
Well, I think before American Pie, she kind of was

479
00:27:25.099 --> 00:27:28.019
on Arliss as the Russian tennis player.

480
00:27:29.220 --> 00:27:30.819
That's right. I forgot about that.

481
00:27:33.109 --> 00:27:36.869
And then I believe just recently started an OnlyFans. She did.

482
00:27:38.230 --> 00:27:41.150
She is part of the new sort of Gen X

483
00:27:43.529 --> 00:27:49.819
cougar corner of OnlyFans from, you know, actresses and celebrities past.

484
00:27:49.859 --> 00:27:51.119
It's like, I'm going to do OnlyFans now.

485
00:27:51.740 --> 00:27:53.660
Don't know what she's doing, what she's showing, but I'm

486
00:27:53.720 --> 00:27:57.000
sure she's living a fine life there on OnlyFans.

487
00:27:57.079 --> 00:28:00.640
If I was a hot chick, I would so do OnlyFans.

488
00:28:01.920 --> 00:28:02.599
Here you go, baby.

489
00:28:02.819 --> 00:28:04.259
Right there. All day.

490
00:28:04.900 --> 00:28:07.799
Here you go. 20 bucks. There you go.

491
00:28:08.720 --> 00:28:10.039
What they make. Yeah.

492
00:28:11.720 --> 00:28:13.319
By the way, she was very nice in person. I

493
00:28:13.359 --> 00:28:14.900
was very excited to meet her back in the day.

494
00:28:14.920 --> 00:28:16.809
We're doing the radio show and she came in town.

495
00:28:17.509 --> 00:28:20.769
Can't remember what for. And she was very sweet.

496
00:28:20.809 --> 00:28:21.329
Very nice.

497
00:28:21.420 --> 00:28:23.809
I believe if I remember right, she's from Texas. She's

498
00:28:23.829 --> 00:28:28.309
from like the Waco area. And and of course, our

499
00:28:28.329 --> 00:28:30.069
old buddy and pal, R.I.P.

500
00:28:30.109 --> 00:28:30.509
Russ Martin.

501
00:28:31.519 --> 00:28:34.700
When we specifically told him she doesn't want to talk

502
00:28:34.779 --> 00:28:37.430
about the Dancing with the Stars drama, don't bring it up.

503
00:28:38.200 --> 00:28:40.440
If you bring it up, she'll leave. What's the first

504
00:28:40.460 --> 00:28:42.259
thing he brings up? That.

505
00:28:42.900 --> 00:28:44.779
And it wasn't because he was being some sort of

506
00:28:44.880 --> 00:28:46.140
rebellious shock jock.

507
00:28:46.180 --> 00:28:47.769
It's because he was so damn drunk.

508
00:28:48.289 --> 00:28:50.130
He was just that's the only thing he could remember

509
00:28:50.150 --> 00:28:51.809
to ask her about because that was the last thing

510
00:28:51.829 --> 00:28:53.950
he had heard. He hadn't done any research into anything

511
00:28:53.970 --> 00:28:56.970
she'd ever done. He never even asked her about American Pie.

512
00:28:59.910 --> 00:29:02.519
That's how into the bottle he was. We had Shannon

513
00:29:02.559 --> 00:29:06.400
Elizabeth in the studio, and he never asked her. He

514
00:29:06.519 --> 00:29:11.859
never brought up American Pie. That's what alcoholism does, kids.

515
00:29:12.000 --> 00:29:12.400
Don't do it.

516
00:29:14.140 --> 00:29:17.680
Well, let's be honest. I mean, he was a jewel

517
00:29:17.700 --> 00:29:18.500
when it came to guests.

518
00:29:19.869 --> 00:29:20.410
Also that.

519
00:29:24.069 --> 00:29:26.430
Now take that and multiply it by a handle of

520
00:29:26.490 --> 00:29:27.250
Tito's in the morning.

521
00:29:27.289 --> 00:29:27.750
Yeah. Okay?

522
00:29:29.369 --> 00:29:33.549
And for anyone thinking I'm embellishing on that, I'm not.

523
00:29:33.569 --> 00:29:35.430
I saw the footage.

524
00:29:36.470 --> 00:29:38.430
Okay, now we're going to get to some weird 90s birthdays.

525
00:29:38.470 --> 00:29:39.130
Are you ready? Here we go.

526
00:29:40.519 --> 00:29:42.640
Tom Everett Scott is 50. You know what? I'm going

527
00:29:42.660 --> 00:29:43.200
to save him.

528
00:29:43.480 --> 00:29:45.000
I'm going to save him. I'm going to go instead

529
00:29:45.039 --> 00:29:48.299
to Devin Sawa. Devin Sawa is 48 today. Best known

530
00:29:48.339 --> 00:29:50.359
for Final Destination. He was in the first couple of

531
00:29:50.400 --> 00:29:52.779
those movies. Final Destination changed.

532
00:29:52.579 --> 00:29:53.180
Your life, man.

533
00:29:53.900 --> 00:29:56.339
You watch those movies, you will no longer look around

534
00:29:56.400 --> 00:29:58.400
you I mean, that's one of those movies that affects

535
00:29:58.440 --> 00:30:01.099
you for a day or so afterwards because you start

536
00:30:01.160 --> 00:30:03.960
seeing things around you differently. Like, oh my God, is

537
00:30:03.980 --> 00:30:05.670
this piece of glass going to end up in my

538
00:30:05.710 --> 00:30:08.690
throat because a thumbtack fell and a butterfly wing happened

539
00:30:08.750 --> 00:30:11.569
in the next scene of Final Destination? I'm still shook

540
00:30:11.630 --> 00:30:13.650
on roller coasters because of Final Destination 3.

541
00:30:13.650 --> 00:30:17.920
I don't think I've ever seen those. Do it.

542
00:30:17.930 --> 00:30:21.569
They're really good. Start with the first one. Devin Sawa,

543
00:30:21.569 --> 00:30:24.849
48 Today. Final Destination is one of the all-time great

544
00:30:24.890 --> 00:30:25.789
horror franchises.

545
00:30:26.269 --> 00:30:30.250
Trust me on this. He was also in a little

546
00:30:30.289 --> 00:30:34.109
movie called Idle Hands. You remember that?

547
00:30:34.150 --> 00:30:37.670
He starred in because his hand was possessed. This is

548
00:30:37.690 --> 00:30:39.839
the kind of stuff that got made in the 90s.

549
00:30:42.430 --> 00:30:45.329
His hand got possessed and they made an entire 90s

550
00:30:45.390 --> 00:30:46.009
movie about it.

551
00:30:46.190 --> 00:30:48.049
I think this is where the age gap between us

552
00:30:48.549 --> 00:30:49.190
comes into play.

553
00:30:51.930 --> 00:30:53.769
You don't need to have seen the movie or even

554
00:30:53.809 --> 00:30:57.009
heard of the movie just to know that Hollywood back

555
00:30:57.049 --> 00:31:00.109
in the day made a movie about a possessed hand.

556
00:31:00.650 --> 00:31:01.329
Mainstream.

557
00:31:01.470 --> 00:31:02.750
Not silly. Not novelty.

558
00:31:02.829 --> 00:31:05.930
Like, no, this is a real thing. That's pretty weird.

559
00:31:06.950 --> 00:31:11.089
And then it gets dark. Tom Everett Scott is 56.

560
00:31:11.089 --> 00:31:14.210
Actor probably best known for That Thing You Do. He

561
00:31:14.289 --> 00:31:18.849
also was in American Werewolf in Paris. Sort of the

562
00:31:18.950 --> 00:31:21.269
remake of the London one from back in the day.

563
00:31:22.349 --> 00:31:25.339
But he was also in a little movie called Dead

564
00:31:25.380 --> 00:31:30.170
Man on Campus, opposite Mark Paul Gosselaar. Zach from Saved

565
00:31:30.190 --> 00:31:30.809
by the Bell.

566
00:31:31.869 --> 00:31:33.529
Do you remember Dead Man on Campus?

567
00:31:34.490 --> 00:31:34.890
I do not.

568
00:31:36.529 --> 00:31:40.170
Came out in 1998, the year I graduated high school.

569
00:31:43.200 --> 00:31:46.940
College freshman Josh, played by Tom Everett Scott, and Cooper,

570
00:31:47.200 --> 00:31:50.559
Mark Paul Gosselaar, are more interested in hitting the bottle

571
00:31:50.839 --> 00:31:53.069
than in hitting the books, and their poor grades.

572
00:31:53.440 --> 00:31:56.069
are set to get them kicked out of school. Their

573
00:31:56.220 --> 00:32:00.069
only hope of passing is to find a roommate who

574
00:32:00.109 --> 00:32:02.869
will kill himself.

575
00:32:02.890 --> 00:32:08.210
Why? Because there's an odd college code that states a

576
00:32:08.329 --> 00:32:15.609
suicide victim's roommates automatically get straight A's. So the entire

577
00:32:15.670 --> 00:32:18.670
movie is them trying to find a nut job to

578
00:32:18.769 --> 00:32:23.420
live with that they can then coerce into suicide So

579
00:32:23.480 --> 00:32:24.609
they get straight A's.

580
00:32:25.490 --> 00:32:26.730
That is some dark shit.

581
00:32:28.869 --> 00:32:30.789
Yeah, I missed that one.

582
00:32:33.809 --> 00:32:36.299
It's been a minute since I've seen that, but I

583
00:32:36.359 --> 00:32:40.680
had it on VHS. I think that was the first

584
00:32:40.720 --> 00:32:42.400
time I saw a five-foot bong.

585
00:32:47.230 --> 00:32:49.910
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Bruised up sex dolls. It is a real thing.

601
00:33:48.839 --> 00:33:54.059
AI vaginas, customizable personalities, and fake bruises. The sex doll

602
00:33:54.119 --> 00:33:57.740
market is booming. But does it matter how the dolls

603
00:33:57.900 --> 00:34:04.339
are treated? Two weeks ago, two distressed citizens stumbled across

604
00:34:04.359 --> 00:34:06.579
what they assumed was the mangled corpse of a woman

605
00:34:06.640 --> 00:34:09.400
stuffed into a suitcase in a small town about three

606
00:34:09.440 --> 00:34:13.070
hours south of Sydney in Australia. They called the local police,

607
00:34:13.090 --> 00:34:14.809
who in turn issued a statement that a body in

608
00:34:14.849 --> 00:34:17.590
a suitcase had been found. The wider public waited somberly

609
00:34:17.630 --> 00:34:20.889
for Australia's tally of dead women to tick up by one.

610
00:34:21.889 --> 00:34:24.840
But instead, a day later, after forensic analysis, it was

611
00:34:24.880 --> 00:34:27.179
determined that the woman in question wasn't a woman at all.

612
00:34:27.679 --> 00:34:29.559
It was that of a sex doll marked with fake

613
00:34:29.619 --> 00:34:33.300
bruises left to rot on a lonely dirt road. In

614
00:34:33.400 --> 00:34:36.190
Australia and in the UK and some other European countries,

615
00:34:36.309 --> 00:34:38.289
it is not illegal to own a sex doll unless

616
00:34:38.329 --> 00:34:41.869
it resembles a child. Given the doll's seemingly mature presentation,

617
00:34:41.909 --> 00:34:46.409
police investigations were called off. And the sex doll trade

618
00:34:46.449 --> 00:34:53.460
is flourishing. 2026 estimates global market value at $ 6. 6 billion,

619
00:34:53.980 --> 00:34:56.550
with a projection that it will more than double to

620
00:34:56.610 --> 00:35:01.539
over $ 13 billion by 2033. As the market booms and

621
00:35:01.579 --> 00:35:05.780
involves increasingly lifelike facsimiles of women, does how these dolls

622
00:35:05.820 --> 00:35:07.469
get treated matter?

623
00:35:09.190 --> 00:35:09.469
No.

624
00:35:11.710 --> 00:35:14.469
Okay.

625
00:35:14.670 --> 00:35:17.869
A guy named Johan Fuss, who's the chair of forensic

626
00:35:17.889 --> 00:35:21.869
psychiatry and sex research at the University of Duisburg-Essen, told

627
00:35:21.909 --> 00:35:24.809
The Guardian that the disposability and desecration of the female

628
00:35:24.849 --> 00:35:27.769
form in these contexts cannot be viewed entirely in isolation

629
00:35:27.809 --> 00:35:32.860
from broader cultural hostilities toward women. It says, we currently

630
00:35:32.900 --> 00:35:37.340
lack robust longitudinal data to definitively prove whether such doll

631
00:35:37.440 --> 00:35:41.929
use is protective or conversely is a behavioral stepping stone

632
00:35:41.949 --> 00:35:46.550
that increases real world offending risk. So in other words,

633
00:35:47.010 --> 00:35:49.010
if you're bruising up your sex doll, does that mean

634
00:35:49.030 --> 00:35:51.449
you're going to bruise up a real person later? Or

635
00:35:51.789 --> 00:35:53.909
is bruising up your sex doll mean you're not going

636
00:35:53.949 --> 00:35:55.139
to bruise up a person later?

637
00:35:55.760 --> 00:35:58.019
I mean, yeah, I would assume not, but I guess

638
00:35:58.139 --> 00:36:00.690
I can't see the other side of it where You

639
00:36:00.730 --> 00:36:02.570
might think that would lead to the real thing.

640
00:36:02.590 --> 00:36:05.809
I look at it this way.

641
00:36:05.989 --> 00:36:08.630
I feel like if you're going to bruise up the

642
00:36:08.670 --> 00:36:12.070
sex doll and then that leads to doing it to

643
00:36:12.110 --> 00:36:13.730
a person, I feel like you were going to get

644
00:36:13.769 --> 00:36:14.849
to a person eventually.

645
00:36:15.510 --> 00:36:20.230
Oh, absolutely. I can't. And I'm sure in this day

646
00:36:20.250 --> 00:36:23.289
and age where they've come up with an excuse for everything,

647
00:36:25.170 --> 00:36:28.949
someone will say, but I can't see how. a sex

648
00:36:28.989 --> 00:36:31.250
doll is a stepping stone to the real thing. I

649
00:36:31.269 --> 00:36:33.550
think it's more of a delay.

650
00:36:35.050 --> 00:36:36.550
I think it would be a delay.

651
00:36:36.670 --> 00:36:39.489
I think it might be, and it might, look, it

652
00:36:39.550 --> 00:36:45.179
may not completely cure the source problem, but you're right,

653
00:36:45.219 --> 00:36:47.519
it might delay it. It might cause it to never

654
00:36:47.559 --> 00:36:52.000
happen in the first place. I'm not a forensic psychologist

655
00:36:52.019 --> 00:36:54.880
like that guy is who's talking about it. I'm just

656
00:36:54.920 --> 00:36:59.280
a common sense dork. And to me, I feel like

657
00:37:02.059 --> 00:37:04.179
I don't think that the doll will be the stepping stone.

658
00:37:04.199 --> 00:37:06.230
I feel like it's got a better chance at either

659
00:37:06.289 --> 00:37:09.969
delaying or curbing the behavior. At least carrying over to

660
00:37:10.070 --> 00:37:11.230
an actual human.

661
00:37:11.530 --> 00:37:11.789
Yeah.

662
00:37:12.650 --> 00:37:15.070
I mean, look, if you're spent on the doll, you're

663
00:37:15.110 --> 00:37:16.949
not going to be roaming around looking for a person.

664
00:37:18.730 --> 00:37:19.369
Yeah, I just don't.

665
00:37:22.030 --> 00:37:24.610
At the same time, can we stop making these AI

666
00:37:24.670 --> 00:37:29.269
robots humanoid? Because, look, I'll yell at my Yuffie vacuum

667
00:37:29.309 --> 00:37:32.650
cleaner all goddamn day because it's a little flat disk.

668
00:37:33.730 --> 00:37:36.510
The other day I saw a humanoid robot.

669
00:37:37.190 --> 00:37:39.829
Some guy pushed it and then it decided to kick

670
00:37:39.869 --> 00:37:41.389
him back, which I thought was awesome.

671
00:37:41.949 --> 00:37:43.869
And now they're saying there's a problem with the robot. Well,

672
00:37:43.889 --> 00:37:45.130
I think there's a problem with the dude.

673
00:37:47.889 --> 00:37:51.630
I have a hard time not humanizing the humanoid robot

674
00:37:51.650 --> 00:37:55.210
because it looks person-ish. And so I have empathy for

675
00:37:55.250 --> 00:37:58.170
it when someone's pushing it around. I feel bad for

676
00:37:58.199 --> 00:38:01.000
the robot, even though I know the robot can't feel anything.

677
00:38:01.480 --> 00:38:03.760
But I've also seen enough movies to think, well, that

678
00:38:03.780 --> 00:38:04.420
dude's going to die.

679
00:38:04.780 --> 00:38:08.579
Listen, there's a greater problem with AI robots becoming more lifelike.

680
00:38:08.619 --> 00:38:12.659
And that is the reproduction rate in a lot of

681
00:38:12.699 --> 00:38:14.789
first world countries has dropped to a point where it's

682
00:38:14.949 --> 00:38:17.550
literally not sustainable. I think South Korea is going to

683
00:38:17.570 --> 00:38:19.030
be the first one that really is going to put

684
00:38:19.050 --> 00:38:22.909
it to limits that they're within like three generations of

685
00:38:23.130 --> 00:38:29.710
not existing. Jesus. And some people surmise that AI robots

686
00:38:29.750 --> 00:38:34.780
are going to expedite that because it's especially with men.

687
00:38:36.739 --> 00:38:39.400
If you have something that's going to give them companionship

688
00:38:39.579 --> 00:38:43.119
and everything they need and none of the BS....

689
00:38:48.199 --> 00:38:49.380
Then we'll die off happy.

690
00:38:50.280 --> 00:38:54.309
I'm not saying I do it, but I understand.

691
00:38:56.570 --> 00:38:57.289
Very well said.

692
00:38:59.650 --> 00:39:03.429
And last up today, what happens when a Florida man

693
00:39:03.510 --> 00:39:09.619
goes skinny dipping? Now, I remember back when Tara and

694
00:39:09.699 --> 00:39:12.019
I were about to buy our first house and we

695
00:39:12.039 --> 00:39:12.500
were saying.

696
00:39:12.519 --> 00:39:14.539
All right, we got to get a pool. And I

697
00:39:14.579 --> 00:39:16.679
remember very specifically, Trey, you saying you.

698
00:39:16.619 --> 00:39:17.139
Don't want a pool.

699
00:39:17.239 --> 00:39:18.929
I'm like, no, Trey, I really do. We really want

700
00:39:18.949 --> 00:39:21.210
a pool. And we did. We got a house, had

701
00:39:21.250 --> 00:39:21.530
a pool.

702
00:39:21.650 --> 00:39:21.909
Loved it.

703
00:39:21.969 --> 00:39:25.989
Loved that pool. There is something you have to keep

704
00:39:26.030 --> 00:39:29.849
in mind, though, when you have a pool. That is.

705
00:39:30.320 --> 00:39:32.199
the attractive nuisance reality.

706
00:39:33.679 --> 00:39:36.900
I forget how long ago it happened, but basically some

707
00:39:36.980 --> 00:39:41.449
kid drowned in someone's pool. And it was because they

708
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snuck into it and they drowned in the pool and

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the family of the victim sued the homeowners because they

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didn't have proper protections in place for their pool because

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they said it was an attractive nuisance. Having the pool

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was enough to draw someone in to then drown in it.

713
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It became mandatory to have a fence around a pool. Yeah.

714
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So... That's BS for one. That's just stupid.

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But.

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It is what it is.

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You can't change it. So as a homeowner, you have

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to keep that in mind. If you have a pool,

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someone may end up in it that you don't want there.

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And if you live in Florida, I now realize, because

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you ever watch House Hunters and you see different homes

722
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around the country and think, man, they look kind of weird.

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Whenever you would see House Hunters on TV, the Florida

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homes always had the glass domes and stuff over their pools.

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I think it was mainly to keep wildlife out, like

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gators and stuff.

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Mm-hmm.

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But now you think about it, it's also a good

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protection from Florida man.

730
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Because the ocean just isn't enough.

731
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It's not.

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Look, a lot of Florida men are in the interior

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of the peninsula. A 24-year-old Florida Keys man is facing

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charges after deputies say they found him naked in a

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private swimming pool in Marathon, Florida. They say Roshan Rakjan

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was reportedly walking naked in public before deputies located him

737
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trespassing on private property. Investigators say he was combative and

738
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deputies used a taser to take him into custody.

739
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I want to see that body cam.

740
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Yeah.

741
00:41:17.599 --> 00:41:21.639
I'm sorry, man. A wet, naked Florida man getting tased?

742
00:41:21.969 --> 00:41:28.130
Hell yes. I need LiveLeak to come back now. I

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want to see that video.

744
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Okay.

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The incident did not end there.

746
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After being taken to the hospital, deputies say Jean bit

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a sheriff's deputy on the arm, sending the deputy for

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medical treatment. He now faces charges including battering on a

749
00:41:43.119 --> 00:41:47.440
law enforcement officer and criminal mischief. According to the sheriff's office,

750
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it's the second encounter involving him on the same day.

751
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Because earlier they responded to a business where he was

752
00:41:54.809 --> 00:41:58.610
reportedly acting strangely and was ordered to leave the property.

753
00:41:58.650 --> 00:42:00.489
So they saw him earlier in the day and said, hey,

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get out.

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And he said, okay, fine.

756
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And he left.

757
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And then he ended up in someone's pool, butt-ass naked.

758
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And when they pulled him out, he bit a deputy.

759
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Meth? Bath salt? Do we have a toxicology yet?

760
00:42:13.130 --> 00:42:15.829
We don't have a toxicology report yet, but you know

761
00:42:15.889 --> 00:42:16.309
it's going to.

762
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Be a good one.

763
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Oh, you know it's a good concoction. It's not just one.

764
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It's got them all.

765
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It's the Florida cocktail right there. With a lime wedge.

766
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Maybe a maraschino cherry.

767
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A coca Libra.

768
00:42:37.070 --> 00:42:39.269
A florida iced tea it's just.

769
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The whole bar and one big gallon jug all right

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thanks for hanging out with us here inside the treehouse

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