When Stealing Pokemon Backfires | Thursday 03.05.26

0:00 Want more Treehouse, check out our YouTube exclusive shows at YouTube dot com slash at Treehouse on air. It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Maalley along with Trade Trendholm, Jerry Caldwell and special guest longtime friend of the show, Billy the Kid from the New Old Mix one of two nine Billy the Kid in the Morning Show who by the way, I believe the last time we had you on the show, I can't remember if you were number one yet or we just said you would be, But I know I said it long time ago.

0:40 Once word got out and once you got on the air with your morning show on Mix, would only be a matter of time before you were number one. And you are, yes, congradulate and not just number one in the demo that you know, in the key demo that radio people go after. It's like, oh, no, number one overall you Dicky. Yeah, you know what I mean. It is cool to think about. I always hate talking about ratings because it's always like, you know, I don't know, it just feels weird. But that's because you have them. Yeah, well maybe that's part of it. The view from the top looks good. You don't have to worry about the minutia of quarter hour maintenance and and making sure you you set certain appointments, or that you have the perfect tea set for the next hour, or that you're gonna do second date update for the fourth fricking time that day. You're not worried about that stuff.

1:36 You're just out there doing doing a good show. Imagine that. It's it's not brain rocket scientists, brain surgery, whatever you want to say. It's not that crazy. It's like, but you know, you still I still worry about. Way too much. I'll tell you that much. Still worry. But no, we're having fun. I mean right, like you know, and you guys know when you do a show and you just have fun and you have good energy, like somehow that's attractive and cant just to a listener when they know it's not made up, and then we're real friends and we're talking about real shit. It's not it shouldn't be like some weird organized thing where we're gonna do this and so robotic. Just have a good time. Yeah, it's amazing because I've had to tell a couple of program directors that almost exact thing where I remember one of them. This is my favorite. I think I've told you this before, but when I was working at the fan uh and Tom Bigbie, who was the big guy in charge at well, I have three of the fan, he came in. I was doing a show. It was I think it was me and Sean Salisbury. We were on in the afternoon at that time, and he comes in.

2:38 He's like, what are you doing radio, Tom, what are you doing? And he's like, Oh, you're just inter you're having fun, trying to laugh. No, no, no, yeah, it's kind of the point there, Tom. Yep, that's what we do. That's what you're supposed to do. It's supposed to be fun, remember, I mean, you know, but if we do genuinely have fun, it sucks it up at three thirty in the morning, don't get me wrong, but it's worth it most days. Now. Imagine imagine your program director walking in the studio and telling you and Candace and Pooh, don't talk to each other. You're supposed to talk to the audience. That's wild.

3:18 That's exactly. That was the second thing out of Tom Bigbie's mouth after he told me to stop having fun. Really, he looks at me, and Sean says, yeah, you guys aren't supposed to be talking to each other. You'posed to be talking to the audience. Like then why are we here in the side room? Yeah, I could just be one person. I mean, yeah, of course, like we include the audience, But why would we not talk to each other? We're friends? This is what friends too. The people listening, I always say, are like the fourth person on the show. You just can't see him, so like, right, they're involved, it's just like we're not. If they could all be in the studio, cool, but I mean that's just no, it shouldn't be. I just imagine him walking in. It's like it's like, would you would you have walked into the Tonight Show and told Johnny Carson stopped talking to Ed McMahon. Would you have told Jay Leno to stop talking to his band leader? Would you have told what was it? Was it?

4:08 Craig Ferguson on CBS Late Late Night? Would you called him to stop talking to that robot? No, That's part of the reason people would do it in it was fun. It is fun, and a lot of those unfortunately, a lot of programmers, some were lucky enough to have the experience on the air. But I know over the years I've worked on for program doctors who've never been on the air. Yeah, And I'm like, well, can you imagine like a coach coaching baseball that's never played. It'd be like hard to listen to and hard to be like, oh, yeah, you're right, Like, have you ever done If you've never done this, it's really hard to sit there and tell me what to do. Yeah, and you don't even have to have been good at it. You just need to have at least some experience of having gone through some of this exactly. Yeah. Well, we're very happy at your unsurprising success because we knew it was going to happen long ago, and we were the ones that told you to tell iHeart that if they don't give you the morning show, that you were going to leave. And I'm glad you listened to us.

4:59 Yeah I did. Yeah, you guys are my secret agents. Actually, you know, I just talked to you before I do. If that was the case, then where's their ten percent? I don't negotiate that later. Yeah, that's what I thought, all right. So if if by some reason you're among the uh the people that haven't listened to Billy's show in the morning on Mix one of the two, And I do yourself a favor and do it as someone that, even though I don't live in DFW, I actually still surf around the radio sum to my hometown stations to hear what's going on, and Billy's is basically the only one that makes me feel like I'm at home. Oh thank you man. That means a lot, because it's one of the things I've always pride myself on is talking about things that actually happen here. I gotta ever give a shit if I'm syndicated to me, It's like, if it happens, cool, but I'm still gonna be talking about Dallas and for Worth, and so it's always cool to have that vibe of like we're just friends. We're here, we're gonna talk about what we're doing, and it's hard to fake. I hate shows to do that. They fake it like, well, we're not worth there, we know you're not there. I'd rather someone be transparent with me and be like, we're not there.

6:04 We love that place. But like if they put me on in Austin, I'd love to be on Austin again. But I'll talk about if I'm doing the show from Austin, I talk about Dallas. Same thing. It's just I don't think people realize, like people don't care anymore, just entertain them. Yeah, if it's compelling, people don't. Yeah, they don't care. They they want to be entertained. And if you make you make Dallas stuff funny or entertaining there, they're fine with that. That's what I think. It's part of the reason I've I've made fun of Houston for decades. I've never been, and I'm proud, right, Well, that's even though I've never been. I don't want anything to do with it. Just sounds miserable. Yeah, most of the people that live there sound miserable. Dude. Every time I've ever been to Houston. Fun fact, I've witnessed a massive police chase. But every time I've been to Houston, I've had almost been in the middle of a police chase, people flying by me. I've never seen such chaos as in Houston. And I'm from Detroit, Billy.

7:01 I think it's a common denominator issue. If there's a release chase every time you go to Houston, stop breaking the law. Yeah, you're right, you know what, I do have poo in the car with me, so that's probably part of the reason why we're doing something. Yeah, you're right, never mind, Okay, fine. But that has to be one of the greatest qualifiers of all time. I'm from Detroit, dude. Like, if I'm telling you something chaotic, it's chaotic. Yeah, Billy knows. Oh yeah, listen. What's more chaotic the city of Detroit or morning radio? Yeah? I was in Detroit in the nineties when there was like real crackheads. These crackheads are like tame compared to the nineties crackheads. So what do you think is more chaotic Detroit or morning radio?

7:42 Oh? God, morning radio. I'd rather kidding up at three am. In this business, I can survive Detroit easily. I barely survived this shit, isn't it kind of a weird sad But at the same time, it really is a badge of honor to say, yeh. Yeh oh, my god, Yeah it is you guys. You guys know you know this. This business is tough, and you get to be able to wake up and function. It is like survivor some days. I know, you cover a lot of news stories on your show during the week and you've got four hours to Phil, so you've you go through quite a bit. So I'm going to assume that you heard about the Florida man who used tacos seasonings to steal forty thousand dollars in Pokemon cards from Target.

8:28 So I did see a little bit of this story. Poo is trying to tell me about it, but it was like four in the morning and I was like. Who are you high? What are you talking about? But tell you shouldn't listen story, because I should have listened to him. You should have listened to him. If Florida man's facing decades decades in prison after allegedly using seasoning packets to steal forty thousand dollars worth of Pokemon cards from Target, so you know the thing, you know the deal. You go to the self checkout, he's got the seasoning packet with the Pokemon cards the same size, and if someone's looking from a secure camera, he's scanning the seasoning. But he's stashing forty thousand dollars with the Pokemon cards. That's not the reason why he faces decades in prison. It's not just for that crime. It's what he did after he stole the cards. According to the Florida Attorney General's Office, thirty nine year old Keith Wallace was arrested following an investigation into a string of thefts at Target across the state.

9:23 They alleged he carried out at least seventy five separate incidents between July twenty five and February twenty six. The method was simple but consistent. During each visit, he would load his cart with boxed Pokemon trading cards along with an equal number of ninety nine cent taco seasoning packets. At self checkout, he would scan and pay only for the seasoning packets, leaving the higher price merchandise effectively on accounting for. They believed the approach aligns with the tactic known as stacking. I think you get the idea. I don't need to describe what that is. Then, after leaving the store, investigators say he resold the Pokemon cards online through eBay, generating nearly forty thousand dollars in revenue. The reported loss to Target exceeds ten grand. So that's a pretty good profit. I mean, obviously he didn't pay for it, but it would have been a thirty grand. Then state officials emphasized the broader impact of schemes like this, saying organized retail theft drives up prices for consumers, and that is not a result we are going to tolerate. That's according to Florida's Attorney general. He also said that cases like this would be would be pursued with the maximum punishment allowed under the law. He's been charged with multiple counts, including felony, organized retail theft. That word organized is what's getting him in deep, deep trouble, Yeah, dealing in stolen property, and money laundering. If convicted on all counts, he faces up to ninety years in prison under Florida law. Oh my god, magic cards.

10:56 You imagine going to prison for Pokemon cards? Sorry, Pokemon it whatever, same thing. Right, I mean, I know they can be worth a lot of money. So if you're stealing the ones that might be worth a million dollars, But you're stealing the ones, you don't know what you're getting. Yeah, you're just stealing the packs. You're stealing the packs and do it smarter, dude, just crotch them or something. Why would you put it in front of the. Stolen anything? I bet you have. I bet you have crotched smuggled if you taco seasoning packets, Oh. Yeah, taco seasoning packets. Yeah, oh yeah, that's worth it. Pokemon cards. I don't know. But last time I was in Texas, I was smuggling fuzzies taco sauce packets. Oh the butt burning sauce, well by the bottle, can't you?

11:39 Yeah, but it's it's more obvious when you go through TSA security with that. True. Yeah, yeah, you don't want butt burning sauce in your crotch anyway, I don't think. And what's prison like for someone who kids of stealing Pokemon cards? What are you in for? Yeah, pattle peak at you. That's definitely gonna be. You're in the treehouse, visit us online at treehouseonair dot com. That's hysterical. Eight three three cookdf W is the phone number you will need to schedule your free roof inspection and property review courtesy of Daniel Cook and COOKDFW Roofing and Restoration eight three three cookdf W to get that scheduled. We just had the State of a Union, the State of the Union address from the President. That happens every single year at least it's supposed to. And that's sort of what you offer with the free property review with homeowners.

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15:02 Is it the Billy the Kid in the Morning? Is it the Billy the Kids Show? Okay, Billy the Kid in Morning, the check out, Billy Candice and of course pooh there on Mix one O two nine Mornings. Uh number one, by the way, yay for Billy Yay. Yeah? All right? Uh uh. You posted something a day or two ago that I want to touch on. I think it's very important, and then we're going to completely demolish it. But before we get there, I saw this, and I know this is something that we all uh we all played Doom when we were kids, right, Oh yeah, Doom Doo, the old computer game. It was a first It was like the first first person shooter, the crazy monsters and stuff. Yeah. So, researchers have successfully taught a cluster of living human brain cells in a Petri dish to play the classic video game Doom, which I think is that actually how Doom starts in the game. I mean, it's some jacked up scientific research that leads to the whole thing. And here it might actually be happening in real life.

16:10 So it's not like a person, it's like a pea, tritish, or just brain. We're so screwed. The scientists translated the game's three D environment into electrical pulses and then programmed the mini brain to navigate, spin, and shoot at enemies in real time without any computer chips involved. While the cells currently play like total beginners dubes, the experiment proves that these brain cells can process complex information in ways that standard computer chips simply cannot match. So what that means is we're gonna get RoboCop, oh for sure. I just can't believe that we're at this place right now where we have a petri dish of brain bush controlling anything. Yeah, in the past year.

16:59 Think about how ais come in just a year m hm, now being able to like that one machine that won't turn itself off. They already figured out it learned to go yeah no, and it's trying to convince other things and people not to do it or he's going to blackmail them in the office Like that is terrifying to me. So it's been nice knowing you guys. Also, we don't know how much consciousness this particular dish of brain has. That could be his entire world. They they're living, ultimately, living in a simulation, and it's doom from there. Well not only that, but if that little piece of brain in the dish somehow gets out and gets into a body, it's gonna it's gonna have some things up.

17:44 Yes, yes, it'll exactly your brain because it's definitely probably smarter than me already in a Patriot dish, which is defeating, but still, you know. And that's that's the other side of it that I look at is like I have to play call of duty at times, and I'm not good at it. I know that, and I know I'm getting my butt kicked by nine year olds. I can live with that. I can mute the chat. I can mute the chat. I don't have to hear it. And they don't know. They don't know that I'm a forty six year old man playing with them. But what I don't know if I could handle is a Petri dish of a sliver of brain tissue beating me in a in a one on one. Literally a can of spam is beating you. That's what I've just pictured a can of spam with some wires and.

18:24 It just beating, flashing late. Oh, I'm oking me left and right, leveling up a gun. I'd be I I played with my son all the time, you know, and I've never gotten so many fights with ten year olds in my life. Like I straight up cussed them out and I don't care. I don't. I'm like, I can't do it. I started off going, Okay, you don't really mean that. And the way these kids talk to you is I'm like, put your dad on the speaker. Put your dad. I'm like, I don't have a dad. I'm like, yeah, go figure yeah. Because you're an awful, awful child. Awful demon fetus. It's playing at fortnite at four am, go to bed. It's it's kind of like, did you ever see Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

19:05 I'm a worse with movies. No, I've never seen it. Oh man, You've got to it. Actually, not only does it hold up, but part of the film is there's online controlls. So like the very first clerks, the Internet wasn't even really a thing. By the time you get to Jay and Silent Bob strike back. The Internet is now coming into its own and there's things called forums, and you know, you have the chat rooms, and so Jay and Silent Bob become known and all these people are talking crap about them online. So part of the end of the film and the credits is a printed out sheet that looks like it's from like a like a doss printer, and it's They're going around, name by name, looking up the handles of people with their corresponding addresses and say, are are you Monkey Bro sixty nine? And they say yes, and then they just beat the shit out of them right there.

20:01 I'm down for that. I'm telling you that that is my fever dream. That sounds amazing. Oh that sounds great. No, I get. I mean, I've cussed out so many kids, the stuff they say. I'm just like, I got a mute. I can't even play anymore because I've raged. So I've broke like three controllers. I'm like, I can't do this anymore. Can't do it. That's why I stick to Minecraft. Yeah, so everything Billy just said, I want you to remember that as I play. What he posted on social media, just a couple of days ago, reminding us about how important it is to have empathy, and maybe we shouldn't be so quick to judge people. It is on their looks. It is important based on their looks. But if he's a little piece of demon fetus brain matter talking smack, then yeah you could, you could judge me. Okay, all right, and so mean, can we stop? Can we stop commenting about everyone's looks? Like I'm online with this Jim Carey thing and I'm seeing how oh that's not him, it's a conspiracy. It's him. He's aged.

21:00 The dude is sixty four years old. People age. Why do we expect everyone to be twenty still and look like they're twenty? Real quick? On the Jim Carrey things, I saw a couple of different reports on that. Was it actually like people were saying, was it him because his face looked different? Was it because he had aged and people didn't recognize him? Was it because he had had some plastic surgery and looked really different? Or was there some other social media guy who did makeup to look like Jim Carrey. That guy was doing that. No, that guy that came out that that guy the makeup artist thing was a lie. That guy did it to try to get clout. He's done it with other celebrities, but it wasn't that him. Even Jim Carrey's people came out and said that it was him. They were like, yeah, no, it's him. I can't believe I got to come out and say that, yeah, that was me. But I mean, the dude is sixty four, like his hair's long. I don't even think he looked that awful. Like, I don't know how anybody couldn't think that was him. To me, it's obviously him is eccentric and a little bit weird and performative, yes, but it's it's him.

22:00 People. Conspiracies are cool because I like conspiracies, but they've gotten so out of control lately that it's like, we're worried about Jim Carrey not being him, But what advantage of it if it's not him? What did they do with Jim Carrey? And this happens with women way more than it does men, right, Like you're judged way harder. Oh my god, look at her. Oh okay, maybe she doesn't want to do botox filler plastic surgery. And if you do that stuff, cool, that's fine too, that's your thing. But aging is beautiful. You're still alive, You're still here, right, It's normal, nothing wrong with it, or making other comments about the way people look. Kelly Osbourne lost a bunch of weight. Oh she's sick, she's on drugs, or maybe she's going through it. Maybe her world was just rocked because she lost her dad.

22:48 Real quick. Did you guys see Kelly Osbourne and her mom and that award show. I saw Kelly. Yeah, yeah, she may be going through it, but it is. But it looks like that, it looks unhealthy. I mean, it's ultimately, it's ultimately between her and her doctor because that's her business. Sure, but but if you are in the public eye and you look a certain way, and then the next time we see you you look a completely different way, I think it's fair to assume people are going to notice and probably comment on it.

23:29 Oh for sure, for sure. I think I think people are gonna comment about it all the time, and that is part of being in the public eye. I think it's like people just go so crazy about it and get so fixated on it. I think it's just this. This post was inspired by the fact that like I, like Jim Carrey. I think he's a brilliant actor. I think that. Imagine accepting a Lifetime Achievement award and everyone's just talking about how fucked up you look. Can you imagine? I mean, it sucks. So it's like, all right, feel bad for the dude. It's probably him. Does he look different yet? Dude? Her world like she lost her father, she's probably she's not well. I think she's even come out in an interview recently since I posted and said, yeah, I'm pretty ill, like I'm not right, I'm not okay. So I think there's a differen between making a comment and worrying about people if they're okay, and then just being straight up mean about it.

24:16 I think that's two different things. Now, you're absolutely right, Like, it's one thing to be concerned and comment on their appearance. It's another thing just to be just to be an a hole. Yeah exactly. I mean, we have so many more things in this world to worry about than the way anyone looks. Can we stop being so superficial, materialistic and fucking stupid? True? It is true. I mean it's just becomes such a crazy part about like online too, Like you know, especially with everyone like everybody's so fixated about appearance that I think it's become like look at look at some of the women who try to keep up, and I feel bad because they're judged constantly, but they try to do so much just to look like someone else or to look like they have an age, because the pressure is crazy and all of a sudden, and then it becomes a problem because then they feel like they become like they all look the same because they're getting fillers, they're getting botox, they're getting all this stuff, and you're like, what that doesn't look good? This is like, this is a problem in your mind that you feel like you need to do all this stuff because you don't. I mean, I think we all know someone who's gotten way too much work done and you're like, why are you doing that?

25:30 You're you're fine, but I think it's all like you're in social media and so many things that come down on you that you feel like you have to do it. It's weird. I want to revisit something that you said and here I'm so I can find her goal quick m And this happens with women. Hang on right here, he's aged. The dude is sixty four, years old. People age? Why do we expect everyone to be twenty still and look like they're. Twenty, says DFW radios est morning man whatever, who has not aged twenty five years? No, not at all. I definitely have aged. I definitely have aged. Absolutely. Really it might comments. Did you read your comments on this video?

26:16 I read some. Uh huh uh huh. I know you did because you responded back to a prayer, hands, kissy face, hearts and stuff. Whether when they're telling says the hottest guy in radio or says the hot ass DJ I believe was what one lady said, and they're not wrong. Billy listen. I mean, it's it's really easy to sit at the top of hotness when you can say, you know, everyone expects you to look a certain way. You still look twenty do I look? Trust me? It must be the light or something. But I I've known you. I say, I think because you're just a little bit older than me, but in essence we're the same age. Okay, yeah, we're both in our forties. Oh yeah, you still look like you're in your twenties. My physical body is in more of a confused state these days. Jerry Jerry's look looks like he's gonna be thirty five forever, right, uh huh.

27:11 And then there's Trey. Trey is just now getting into his silver Fox era, and here you are, still looking twenty four, saying we really shouldn't judge everybody based on the way they look. No, I'm not twenty I trust me, I'm not. You know how mornings will take it out of you, So if. I do, and I assume that's part of the reason why you're wearing the sunglasses is because you're really tired. Since three am, I was probably my eyes were probably swollen, swollen, But. You're also probably wearing the sunglasses so people don't get distracted and mesmerized and hypnotized by which that was the case. I wish that was the case. I definitely not the case, though. I will say this. Look, there are four men right now inside the treehouse. Okay, and Billy, you have to excuse yourself on this because I'm gonna take a quick vote based on all the guy as we know currently on the air in radio in df W. Raise your hand if you can think of any guy on the air in Dallas that is better looking than Billy the Kid.

28:11 Oh, come on, I can I can think of a couple. Billy, there are no hands raised in here. If there was, if there was a beauty pageant for DFW radio, dudes, you win. No, there's other guy. I mean there's what let's think about it. Who j j C is a. Good looking guy? Not next to you. Yeah, he's a good looking dude. I mean, I don't listen. He might. You know what I'll give you that j C's probably second. Yeah, Oh well, I don't think I'm first. This is come on, who's first? Who's hotter than you? Who else? I don't know a lot of morning guys. Who else? Does anyway? Any of them? Any of them? If you if you feel like saying hal J from WB A P, go for it. But I guarantee you.

28:59 He's a good looking No, he's in his Silver Fox era. No no, no, no, no, he ate the Silver Fox and that that's that's gone. That's way gone. He's a hell of a talent. He's a hell of a guy. But he is he is. He is very very hawkey. He's not going here. He not only is Hawkeye not close to you in hotness, he's not close to Jay C. Hawkey is probably top five. Okay, Well, I don't want this award. I don't want to be one son. I'm sorry, there isn't. I mean, I you can go past the present. I can't think of anyone. This is very awkward for me.

29:40 Guys, I don't want to be the I don't want to be by the way, it's radio people, so we're not you're judging off anyway. It's well, we're trying to protect your feelings. If we say, if we put you up against you know, the TV people, then that's just we're all. We're all we're all second place to see no yellow. So yeah, I guess yeah, I mean, I'll take the listen. I think we're all pretty good looking. Man, We've aged well. I will say this. I feel like our generation is aging much better than others. Yes, yes, we've. All like like uh Billy Trey and myself. We've known each other for twenty plus years. Yea, And I will say for the most part, we look pretty good for our ages. No, I think we do too the best obviously, No.

30:23 I don't think that, but I think that honestly, genuinely. Think about how I feel like our parents aged compared to the way I mean I felt like when I was a kid, and if I saw like my like an older uncle or someone who is my age now, I felt like they were a dinosaur. They didn't even do anything, like, they didn't move barely. I felt like they were just so old and all they did was drink and smoke, and I drink. But you know, I mean, it's not that bad, I don't think, but it just feels different than he used to. Yeah, I want to want to point out one final thing in your video here. Okay, it happens with women way more than. It's all the way here at the end, I do. Any one, looks can we stop being so superficial, materialistic and stupid.

31:10 Look at Trigger, you're Trigger Crown. No, no, no, no, no, you dropped an F bomb and Trigger turned you know you're You're. So right, You're so right. He hates when I say. That he ignored everything you were saying from the back seat the entire time. Look, I'm gonna I'm gonna back this up in random frozen spot. Here, Trigger is not paying attention to you. Here, Trigger is kind of looking at something on the back seat, still not looking at you. Here, back to whatever is on the left. Side of the car. Back here. Uh, he might be checking his good looks in one of your mirrors. Here, back off to the side, back to the side, back to the side, back to the side. At the end, you drop an F BA.

31:56 What what's up, bro? That's so true. I didn't he he knows, he knows what I'm upset. If it looks he's checking for those F bombs. He'd make a great producer. He does. He knows when I'm he knows when I'm upset, and he'll literally try to crawl on if I'm upset or mad or anything. He tries to like crawl on me to make sure I'm good. He's very in tune. You're right, I didn't even notice that until just then. That's funny. Wow. Yeah. Or maybe or maybe it has nothing to do with the fact that you dropped an F bomb. Maybe you change the station from Mix one oh two nine over to the Eagle and he took exception to it. Maybe you're in the Treehouse.

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33:25 That's how you do lover boy. Thank you, Billy the kid from Mix one O two nine. Uh. I don't want you to leave here until we've talked about this story, because I am really curious to know if you have or will talk about it on your show. Okay. Michael Phillips, the man who claims he has the smallest dong in the world ato point three eight inches, says he's sorry for sending unwanted dick pics to women. Wow, well who he sent it to?

34:09 Michael tells TMC that he sent the unsolicited nudes for dating purposes to let women know up front what he's working with right there. No, it's not, it's not. True truth and advertising. I got kind of with Billy on this one. I mean He's like disclosure, letting you know, like this is the situation, so you're not surprised. Yeah. The problem is, though, what you just described is digital flashing. Oh yeah, that's true. Okay. Oh he didn't ask him first, like, hey, can I sing you a pick? No?

34:49 Okay, then that's probably not the best. I mean, but is it flashing if you can't see it? That's true. It's three point point three eight inches flashing. Yeah, yeah, I mean that's I mean, honestly, I think if you know what that is when he shows it, you are looking a long time, yeah, to discern it, because I mean it's basically like seeing a wild mushroom in a redwood forest. That's the perfect way of putting it in very nice. Is it weird that I okay, Adam want to be caught on video saying this. Now you're concerned? Yeah, now I'm concerned. Is there a picture of it?

35:31 No? That's okay, that's that. I think that's a natural curiosity. He is describing it like dude. He has described it as as basically the size of his fingernail. It'sero point thirty eight inches is what he says. He has measured it at. Right, here. Yeah, so he's a grower, not a shower. Well, here's the thing is, there's not a big difference when it's hard or saw often's he I think he said the point three eight is when it's rare and to go. Oh, that's performance ready. Yeah, so if you're not thinking performance oh.

36:13 Man, right, it may be like tiny, tiny mushroom in the middle of a redwood fall. It might actually be concave. You know, Oh he's got an any it might be I mean basic. Point three eight. You think he's tried to scissor a chick? I mean, you know what there is there is the possibility that if he was, there is the possibility that in a relationship with a woman, his might be smaller than hers. Oh, now that would be tough to accept. And I'm and what I mean is his thing he might be smaller than her. Man in the boat, right.

36:58 You're probably right, oh. Or at least evenly matched. Yeah, to two beans at a pod, two men in the boat, Can my man come in your boat? How do you sailor anyway? Uh. He says he's sorry for sending unsolicited uh wiener pictures, and he says that he did it up front. To let women know that what he's working with kind of like a warning so they don't waste their time if they're not interested because of that fair there's a video in particular with a woman claiming Michael sent her an unsolicited penis piic, and he says that's mostly accurate, with a few caveats. He told TMZ there was a girl who I was angry with because she started making fun of me. I commented on her post and a bunch of people started attacking me.

37:54 They saw I was in the news for having a micro penis and she started posting about that. I did send her an unsold a pick of myself because I wanted to show her that she shouldn't make fun of people and let her see what she's making fun of. So basically, like, I bet you wouldn't be making fun of me this part if you knew how bad off I was. Yeah, they're still gonna make fun of you, bro. That's it's somebody. He needs a pr guy, like he needs someone to be like, hey, Michael, shut up about your PEPs. He admits to sending unsolicited nudes in the past, but he says he would only do it if he was drinking because we all know that makes it okay. And if he had a little more confidence, though, he says, in hindsight it was stupid.

38:39 He's got all the confidence in the world. This guy's the most confident person I know. He's got a point three eight and he's just slanging out. Dp's right, Well, no, I don't think you can consider it slang. Well, he's flicking them out. You go, I'm pretty sure my dad picked boogers bigger than that. Yeah, can you imagine the girl just be like, what do you do with you? Just go like, get out of here with that. You can't do any I mean I don't. You can't do anything with it, can you? I don't think, so just stare at it? Can you back?

39:21 I mean, do you need a monocle periscope? Anyway? Look, no matter how big or small you are, do not send unsolicited But how do. You find out? Like how does this guy? Why would he ever come out and show his face and say I have a micro penis? Like, just shut up about it, that's what the. I think. The TMC person asked him if he was going to do OnlyFans, and he said no, it's like, what is your end game of doing all this, do. Only fans, I'd pay a dollars. At least capitalize on it. Just le me dollar fifty, maybe maybe a dollar fifty.

40:03 If he started to GoFundMe just saying I've got the smallest wiener in the world, I might send him five bucks, like I'm sorry. Yeah, I'd send him twenty bucks. Be like, dude, get a couple of beers on me bro. Yeah, and and maybe maybe a few million other people would also pitch in. It's like, dude, you deserve a yacht. Go go live it, Go do that because you get twenty million. Did you get twenty million in in in donations? You might be able to buy one. Yeah, I mean you have them right. You can do a penis implant. You can. I just don't know if it'll not let me for him. It's not necessarily an implant, because I don't know if you have enough tissue there to actually, you know, make bigger.

40:44 Let's get it up to an inch at least. It'd be more like a transplant. Exactly a transplant. Mm hmm. Okay, that's fair. We'll get him a transplant. So here's what would you rather Inside the treehouse based on Michael Phillips, the man who claims to have the smallest weanie in the world. Would you rather right now, Billy the kids wishing that was liquor and not an energy. I'm about to go there, all right, last part of the show today. Would you rather have a micro penis point three to eight inches like Michael Phillips that works? Or have nine inches that doesn't.

41:27 This is the easiest question ever. Nine inches that doesn't. Okay, Trey, Yes, nine inches that doesn't. Jerry, nine that doesn't. Yeah right, it's you, Nanna. But I'd rather have nine inches that doesn't, because look, even if it doesn't work, you can still have the big D energy, even if you can't back it up. But at least you know you got. It right, or you can get some something in tape, or you could probably. Do something a couple of popsicle sticks. Is this how you got inn strap. The pumps like the Reebok pumps? Yeah? Yeah, you put a pump thing on it. Uh.

42:09 And look, even if it doesn't work, you can always get a get a construction job on the side, shammer names. At least you could put it to use. As you can do party tricks with it right, you can't even do a Wien or watch. I remember Bachelor Party. That's right. It may not work, but you can still pull off the hot dog trick for all things three House, three House on air dot com. Billy the Kid, our brother from Mixed one O two nine, thanks for being here man great seeing us alway to give Billy the Kid and Kansas and Fill. Listen on Mix one of two nine every morning, and when you're not listening to Billy, you listen right here inside the Treehouse to see you next time, right here inside the Treehouse.