Wife Caught Snooping, Wicker Furniture For What??? & Terrible Cover Bands

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0:43 That's nojunkinyourtrunk.com. I won't say it today. It is time. Sure you did. To leave your worries outside and laugh with us inside the treehouse. I'm Dan O'Malley along with Trey Trinholm at the beginning of a brand new week here inside the treehouse. And we are going to start with an oldie but a goodie. And what I mean by. Old is it's a tale as old as time. And that is a snooping wife and a defensive husband. If you have any experience in this arena, you already know how this is going to go. But if you don't, you're in for quite the ride.

1:44 Trey, are you ready? I'm ready. Am I overreacting? My wife went through my phone at 2 a.m. And now says I don't trust her because I changed my password. Am I wrong? Do you want the honest answer, or do you want the honest answer? I'm curious. I want to hear what your response is to this. First of all, you are wrong. Second of all, you're not wrong. And Trey knows I'm right. So this is a really, really long story, and I guarantee you it doesn't need to be this long.

2:30 So. Trey told me to skip ahead at certain spots if I need to. Okay. So this guy says I need some honest opinions because I don't really know what to think anymore. A few nights ago, my wife went through my phone while I was asleep around 2 a.m. I woke up, sorry, sitting in the corner with my phone. Honestly, it was weird and uncomfortable. She said she couldn't sleep because she was overthinking about some old videos from 2022. My phone broke a while ago. So about six months ago, I backed up a bunch of old videos and screenshots to a USB drive. Most of the stuff, 2021 to 2022, before I even met my now wife. She found pictures of my ex, other women, screenshots from social media, and some dating app profiles. She was really hurt, and thanksgiving these things means I have not moved on. But I had genuinely forgotten most of those files even existed. Some screenshots involving my ex were from conversations with a male friend.

3:28 I was telling him about things that happened with my ex. Some dating app screenshots were also things I sent to my male friend to ask his opinion about certain profiles or whether he was interested in someone. That was, again, all years ago before I met my wife. Can't remember the reason for every screenshot anymore, but I wasn't sitting there looking at these pictures or keeping them because I still had feelings for these women. They're just old files on a USB drive after my phone broke. I understand my wife was hurt by what she found. She feels like she's made sacrifices. to avoid making me uncomfortable about her past, and she thinks I have not done the same. She also doesn't like that I still follow my ex and one of her members. And this is not the first time we've had issues with privacy.

4:12 You want to start commenting now, or do you want me to keep rolling through here? I mean. I don't even remember. Yeah, I... Roll with it a little bit more. My wife had never been in a relationship before me. Yeah. You really want to be that guinea pig? Look, most of the time as men, we ignore red flags. We're all about the green flags, right? This is a massive red flag. You know the American flags that are really huge when you. Go down 183? Clay Cooley. Yeah.

4:53 I mean, these are Clay Cooley-sized red flags. That's what they are. Yeah. Just flapping in the wind. Yeah. Anyways. How old... Did it say how old they are? Hang on. Let me see. Let me see. Where did it go? Wipe going through phone. No, I don't see it. I don't see any ages. I mean... if they're young enough, that's not a huge red flag. Yeah. I don't see any ages. Boy, that's, it's like, you probably had, I had a friend who thought it was great when he took a girl's virginity.

5:41 Ooh, no, no. I was on the opposite end of that spectrum. I did not want that emotional attachment. Taking, taking a girl's virginity is one of the, best examples of if you know you. Know and. So you know being a first relationship okay that's you you gotta know there's gonna be a lot of emotional immaturity there. Yeah uh he goes on to say i'm her first boyfriend and we're now married When we were dating, there were a few times when she wanted my phone and expected to be able to open and check everything. I told her I still wanted some privacy, but she got really upset and cried.

6:26 Of course she did. What are you keeping from me? What are you hiding from me? If you don't have an answer to that question, then you give her that phone. You know. Because if you have no intention of letting her rifle through that phone whenever she wants, you better have a good goddamn reason for it. Oh, I. Unless the trust has been breached, I don't want anyone going through my phone. But at the same time, also, if she is going to go through my phone, it would have to be with a caveat of, you're not my first girlfriend. I have 11,000 pictures from over... 14 years on my phone.

7:12 Don't get mad. If you see something you don't like, I don't, I have, I don't have time to go through every picture. On that phone. No. Especially when a good chunk of those photos, you weren't even sober for them like you are today. So you really have no idea what's in those photos. I don't know if I'm getting the saying exactly correct, but the essence of it is, if you don't want the answer to something, don't ask the question. Yeah. If you don't want to see your partner in compromising positions or texts or things, don't go rifling through the phone because if you look hard enough, you'll find something to be pissed off about, even if it's innocuous.

7:59 Well, and this goes for both sexes. There is nothing, nothing Nothing worse than an insecure partner. Yup. And yeah, that is a big red flag right there. If they feel they don't trust you and they feel the need, they need to check on you, check your phone, everything else. Chances are you're doomed. You have a better chance of surviving cancer than your relationship does suffering from an insecure partner. Yeah. Or unless you just are okay just handing over your balls to them and saying, yeah, whatever you want, sweetie.

8:43 Because that's really going to be your life. And I mean, I have. A friend who is a woman who I've known for years and I love her to death, but she's that way. Like if she's dating somebody, she wants your location better be on all the time. She wants to know where you are, and yeah, if you liked an ex's picture or whatever, she's going to freak out about it. She will know. She'll find out. Back to our specific situation here.

9:25 He goes on to say, I understand that she sees sharing passwords as a sign of trust, but I don't think being married means you can't have any privacy. There's also some background that might be relevant. Here we go. My wife's relationship with her parents has been really bad to the point they've cut contact and she's not particularly close with her brother either. Because of this, she often tells me that I'm the only person that she has left in this world. Oh, sweet Jesus. I feel bad that she's in that position and I want to be there for her. But a friend of mine once heard her say that and told me he was worried she might become overly attached to me to the point where it could turn into obsession. Or controlling behavior. You think? I didn't know what to make of it at the time, but some things that have happened lately have made me think about it again. After she went through my phone that night, I changed my password, removed her fingerprint access.

10:10 I did it because I felt uncomfortable knowing she could go through my phone while I was asleep and delete things without asking me. Then she got so upset about the password change, she left the house, saying she wanted to go for a walk. I ended up having to chase after her. She said changing my password meant I didn't trust her anymore. I understand why she feels hurt. From her perspective, I took away the access she previously had. From my perspective, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah. I'm not saying she had bad intentions. She was anxious and upset. I can understand that finding these old photos hurt her, but I don't think it makes it okay to go through my phone without permission. I'm going to skip ahead. I love my wife, and I don't want to make her feel alone. I'm going to skip ahead again. Am I overthinking this, or is this becoming unhealthy dynamics? Yes. Yes. Also, run this through ChatGPT and say, hey, can you make this.

10:53 Brief, please? Yeah, first of all, first boyfriend, and if she's estranged from all her family, another big red flag. And yeah, you are setting yourself up. From the Clay Cooley family of big red flags. Yeah. I mean... And yeah, you're her only. Yeah. Oh, God, that's no, no, no, no, no. Because I mean. I mean, I can't even imagine Tara ever wanting to go through your phone. I just don't ever see y'all having. That kind of relationship. Not in that way.

11:34 Like, yeah, she uses my phone all the time because like she'll be like, hey, do you have and I'm just like, just take it. I don't just take. I am such an open book when it comes to that stuff. I, cause I, I am a faithful partner. I am not sending weird messages to anybody. I'm not sliding into anybody's DMS. So just here's my phone. You want to run away with it? I don't care. There is nothing on there that is incriminating in any way. Cause I've done nothing incriminating. So it really doesn't bother me that she has access to my phone. So when you, when you want to plant that privacy flag, You just got to be real careful with it because while you may have the moral high ground, the relationship is going to suffer.

12:19 Now, it may not be your fault. She may have been cheat like Trey, like you mentioned your friend. She may have been cheated on in the past, maybe multiple times to the point where she is not trustworthy or she does not trust people. Including you. That's not entirely your fault and it's not entirely her fault. That's just a really big hurdle that you two have to figure out how to jump off. Unless you want to be, you're basically going to be in a codependent relationship with someone for the rest of your life, you need to run away. Cut your losses now because, I mean, that is just a huge emotional, psychological burden. She's basically saying, you're all I've got. Which, as someone who does not have really any family left, I have one person left, I can understand, but not.

13:16 Not in that sense. And like I said, I would want to know more about why she's estranged from her parents and her brother. Yeah. Because it sounds like there might be some psychological issues there. Just maybe. Just a skosher. You might want to learn to sleep with one eye open. At all times. Not that I'm you know, a proponent of, of cheating on your partner. I'm a big believer in if, if you, if you want to cheat on your partner, you just shouldn't be in a relationship. So just stop it.

13:57 But if you really are truly trying to hide some stuff, you just have to have a burner phone. It's just got to keep it hidden somewhere else. Cause once, once someone asks, Hey, can I borrow your phone? And you say no, and you lock it down, that's going to be a fight. Yeah, I mean, I'm with you. And again, you may have the moral high ground. You may be ultimately correct. But in relationships, that don't matter. Well, what are you hiding? And that's where, you know, I never, I know sometimes like we were ordering food, whatever. I'd give Brandy my phone and be like, yeah, hey, whatever. And vice versa.

14:38 Dash away. And I think, and that goes with, again, the caveat of, I don't know everything that's on there. You can't, you can't hold my past against me. I've been very honest. About it, but you know, it's like we're old enough. We know there's previous relationships. It is what it is. And yeah, if she's upset that you've just because you're her first, that, you know, she's not your first, you're, you're just, man, that guy's just screwed pretty much. I don't need to know how old these two are to know that they're young.

15:22 Yes, young, and she's probably really young. Even if she's 25, she's probably mentally 15. So, buddy, she needs to find herself, and she's not going to find herself being attached to you. This relationship is done. You, however, may find yourself attached to the bad end of a knife. Yes. Please leave for your own physical and mental safety. All right. Let's do a quick segue here.

16:03 While this young woman doesn't have a whole lot of experience, there is another end of the spectrum. And that is having so much experience as a woman where an OBGYN has to tell you, don't F trees. Okay. Yep. Do I have your attention? You do. An Ob-Gyn's dire warning is in response to the Wicker movie trend. Oh, no. Yeah. So did you see the trailer for Wicker? Yes. So monster smut is a real thing. And in this case, it's not really monster as much as it is sort of inanimate objects coming to life and screwing your brains out.

16:47 So for, I can't even remember who's in the movie, but basically a woman cast a spell and, and a wicker man is created and he rocks her. Like from the preview, they bang all the time and he rocks her world. Yeah. Because, I mean, look, I imagine he's pretty excited. Look, if the first two or three decades of your life are just sitting in the living room, not doing anything, and all of a sudden you're awake and you've got a thingy that works, yeah, I imagine you'll be ready to plow anything that moves. And he does. Really good, too, apparently. Yeah. The problem is, though. People are stupid.

17:29 So you've seen the story. Yeah. It is sad, sad, sad, but true. So now you have these fantasies inspired by this new movie, Wicker, and now they are, of course, coming out of the woodwork. Since the trailer came out in July, women have been thirsting over the Wicker Alexander Skarsgård and the character's stamina in the bedroom. Some women have even taken to the internet to share some hilarious takes on their newfound fascination. According to an OBGYN, Dr. Amy Novak. She says this is particularly freaky fetish and it needs to stay a daydream because any real-life exploration could go catastrophically wrong. Women are suddenly looking at their wicker furniture in a totally different way, sometimes caressing and cuddling them.

18:26 One raised an eyebrow at a hand-shaped wicker basket while others can't keep their mind off the idea of man-shaped wicker while browsing home stores. So imagine going into HomeGoods and seeing it like it's a new fine arts. Like right now, all the autumn wicker cornucopias are out. You think it's for table decoration? If you come home early one day, your wife might be humping it as the centerpiece. First of all, splinters. Yes. Does that not concern anyone? That's what the OBGYN is trying to tell people. It's like, don't screw your wicker furniture because splinters.

19:06 Now I just see it. You know how potheads can make a bong out of anything if they need to? Uh-huh. So now this is women in wicker. They're just going to fashion themselves some. Phallic things. Some wicker dongs. Mm-hmm. I guarantee you, I've not been to New Fine Arts in a crazy long time, but I guarantee you somewhere in that store, if not yet, there will be some sort of wicker-styled adult toy. Safe, though. It'll have the look, maybe some kind of a feel, but none of the splinters.

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22:38 It's free. 833-COOK-DFW. Tell them you heard about them right here inside the treehouse. I'm Dan. He's Trey. Today is Tuesday, October 20th, 2026. Let's celebrate today with some celebrity birthdays. Man, it is a good day for birthdays inside the treehouse. We are going to start with the Dallas Wings, Paige Beckers. She is 25 today. She was, I believe, last year, yeah, the number one pick in the 2025 WNBA drafts to the Dallas Wings. And this year they made the playoffs.

23:21 So good turnaround, good draft pick already. Quietly, actually one of the best players in the league. Which is great because, I mean, Caitlin Clark's taking all the attention and all the punishment, and Paige Beckers is like, cool, I'll just keep balling over here without getting my ass kicked every night. Other birthdays. Candice Swainpole is 38. She is a South African supermodel and longtime Victoria's Secret angel. I'm not even sure if those even exist anymore. I know they don't do shows anymore. No, they just did one. Oh, they did? They brought it back? Yep. Damn it. I missed it. That was how I knew I had a good one in tarot is when she was, uh, when we first started dating and she was like, Ooh, the Victoria's secret fashion show is, is like tomorrow night. And I thought it was a test.

24:09 I don't think they televise it anymore, but I just saw clips. Cause it was like Megan, the stallion one. And, uh, I forgot. Yeah. They did the musical acts along with the walks. Um, Oh, nice. Yeah, I had no idea. She loved the show. It's got concert and undies and stuff. And as a guy, I'm like, I'm going to marry you. John Krasinski is 47. Best known as Jim from The Office, but you know what? Dude is making a hell of a name for himself in Hollywood post-Jim, not only as an actor, but as a director. Well, and. You know, I never would have pegged him as action star, but he, his Jack Ryan stuff is excellent.

24:55 It's a lot of fun, man. Those are really good movies. The show, the movie. And from what I understand, uh, I mean the, the first movie, I think they did three seasons of the show than a movie. And I believe they're talking about doing another movie because the first one did so well. They should. I mean, I'll say this. I really enjoyed the show. Uh, the end of the first season, they left a massive sort of cliffhanger, like loose end. And they just never went back and did anything with it, but whatever. Um, I really enjoyed the show. The movie to me was okay. It was a good action movie. Uh, I wouldn't call it one of the best films of the year, but I certainly watched it and it was entertained. Yeah.

25:36 It wasn't, I mean, it wasn't the hunt for red October level, but I mean, it was good. Oh, I wouldn't even, you know, yeah. Give it Patriot games or anything, but, uh, in this day and age. But I thought the show was really good. And you know you're not going to get the same results in an hour and a half movie versus what you've gotten in a show. But like I said, Loki really just turned into one hell of an action star. He also wrote and directed A Quiet Place. I need to correct myself on that. I don't know if he wrote the screenplay. But I know he directed it. I want to say he had a role in the writing of it somehow.

26:22 You know, banging Emily Blunt, you're doing all right. Have you ever heard their story? It's really cute. Apparently he was a really big fan of The Devil Wears Prada because Emily Blunt was in it and he had himself a little crush. On Emily Blunt. And the dude put a ring on it at the end of like, what can't that guy do? First, he gets Pam from the office and then Emily Blunt from the devil's work from the devil wears Prada at a boy gym. Snoop Dogg is 55. Damn Snoop. I am. We are now old enough to remember our gangster rappers from 30 years ago now being mainstream stars and some of them even playing rock. police officers and TV shows where in the past they called for the murder of cops.

27:12 I'm looking at you ice tea. Yeah. I mean, ice cube does Disney movies and Snoop. Snoop does the Olympics. He's besties with Martha Stewart. This is a guy 30 years ago. And you really. Had to be alive at that time to understand this. Calvin brought us is his real name. And after he was dog pound got so big, He went on trial for murder. It was an MTV newsflash every day about the murder trial of Snoop, a.k.a. Calvin Broadus. And for him to now, he is the spokesman for so many things.

27:53 He is loved by young and old alike. His best friend is Martha Stewart. It is one of the most remarkable transformations. Everything I've always heard about him in red, he's a good guy. Yeah. He just, you know, he likes his weed. He sure does. And at one point he had like a porn production company or something. I mean, the man's really done it all. But think back 30 years ago. Imagine not only Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg being besties, but if I was to tell you 30 years ago, one of these two is going to end up in federal prison.

28:33 Yeah. We all know who it was that you would guess. Mm-hmm. Turning 57 today. Juan Gonzalez, former Texas Ranger, American League MVP. Oh, man. That is a love-hate relationship when it comes to my Texas Rangers. Because on one hand, I love Juan Gonzalez. On the other hand, it's like, dude, you really can't lay off that in-the-dirt slider? I mean, come on. No. He couldn't. I forget. Was he one of the ones we're questioning his age? Maybe. So it says here he's 57. That dude could be 68 for all we know. Well, there was a string of players that, yeah, they might have been older.

29:21 Might have been fudging some birth certificates. William Zabka turned 61 today, best known as Johnny Lawrence in The Karate Kid and Cobra Kai. He's also one of the definitive movie bullies of the 80s. Because not only was he the bully like the bad guy bully in in the karate kid unless you subscribe to the alternate theory of that film which is pretty funny in its own. Right but he was even the bad guy opposite um. Rodney dangerfield in back to school So Rodney Dangerfield goes back to school. His son's on the diving team. The a-hole blonde bully on the diving team bullying his son, William Zabka.

30:08 Yeah, I think he kind of got typecast into that role. He really did. There's been a few of those guys that were in the 80s. They couldn't break out of it. And eventually, William Zabka was kind of able to, thanks in large part, to How I Met Your Mother and Doogie Howser. Sorry, Neil Patrick Harris. Because his character, Barney Stintz, was a huge William Zabka fan, and they end up meeting in real life on the show, and William Zabka's career kind of has a resurgence. And then, obviously, Cobra Kai happened, and that's a whole other thing. Happy birthday, William Zabka, 61. Are you familiar with the alternate perspective on the Karate Kid, and that the Karate Kid is not the hero, but he's, in fact, the villain?

30:52 Oh, that Zabka is the true Karate Kid. Yeah, and that he's the hero? Mm-hmm. Yeah. That's a fascinating wormhole. If you've never gone down it, highly recommend here inside the treehouse. It's not quite the same as watching loose change based on 9-11, but this one to me is more credible. It's more credible to me that Johnny Lawrence is the good guy in the Karate Kid than the government actually pulled 9-11. Other birthdays today. Oscar-winning director Danny Boyle is 70. Some of his big hits, Slumdog Millionaire, Trainspotting, 28 Days Later, and 127 Hours.

31:35 That's an. Interesting set of movies. Good Lord. Man's got range. Yeah. Tom Petty would have been 76. I don't know how. I thought he was 76 when he died. God, how... Yeah. So he was in his 60s when he died? Yeah. Yeah, he died in 2017. So, wow. 19 years ago. No, nine years ago. 2007 or 2017? 17. That's nine.

32:15 Everything to me lately seems like it's 20 years ago. So I'm just, yeah. Also, I can't do math, clearly. Uh, see, did I miss anything? He's one of those artists that I, I I'll say this as I've gotten older, for some reason, his music has. Grown on me. I love Tom Petty when, uh, it was such a weird thing watching MTV back in the day, because there'd be all these songs, right? From rap and pop. And then out of nowhere, here comes Tom Petty with free fallen or Mary Jane's last dance. And they're like, Like I think Mary Jane's last dance was number one on TRL for a few days or something.

32:57 I mean, uh, I was like the mid nineties, uh, his album wildflowers came out. I played, there were two, two of my favorite albums from, from high school, Earl jam's vitality and Tom Petty's wildflowers. I played it. I played the hell out of both of those. I love Tom Petty. He is the one who famously I read that I was going out with a girl and she was She was like, there's a Tom Petty cover band tonight. Let's go see them. I'm like, I don't like Tom Petty. She's like, but they're really good. I go, if I don't like Tom Petty, guess what I'm really not going to like? The knockoff.

33:44 I don't want to see the tribute to Tom Petty if I don't actually like the Tom Petty. I don't want to see a copy of the copy. Do you feel restless and anxious? Feel like something's missing in your life? Maybe you just need a little more Treehouse in it. Go to patreon.com slash treehouseonair and check out all the bonus features a subscription offers, including bonus shows, behind-the-scenes content, special subscriber-only live shows, and so much more. That's patreon.com slash treehouseonair. That's p-a-t-r-e-o-n dot com slash treehouseonair. This segment of The Treehouse is brought to you by us. Yeah, brought to you by me and Trey. what I mean by that is you can get more tree house in your life by going to patrion.com slash tree house on air right now and subscribing to get bonus content, subscriber only episodes and video all there available to you. Patreon.com slash tree house on air, subscribe to tree house plus super plus or ultimate tree house today to get more tree house in your life.

34:44 Thank you very much. Um, Last little bit here inside the treehouse. Trey, I don't think you need constant reminders of why you are sober and have been so for, you know, over 10 years. But on occasion, the news throws things at us that I think help reinforce your sober decision. Okay. A teacher went out for a booze run, but she crashed her car and then locked herself in the school bathroom. Hmm. Oh yeah. I mean, is that rock bottom?

35:27 That's gotta be close. I mean, listen, I understand why teachers drink. If you've ever, if you've ever known a teacher or if you've ever had any in your. Family, you'll understand. I'm, I'm surprised, but my, my family full of teachers, I'm surprised they didn't drink more. And if you, especially if, if you went through COVID and, and were witness to homeschooling, you understand why teachers drink. And that's when the Stanley craze hit because they could put whatever. They wanted in those giant sippy cups. No, they did. And I don't blame them.

36:08 So one, a first grade teacher is accused of leaving school at lunchtime to go get some booze. And then she crashed on her way back to school, And she ran inside and locked herself in a school bathroom while all while her students were left unattended. Yeah, there's whoops. If you're going to do it, at least leave a teacher's aid. Yeah, at least go. Can you check in on them? Slip out at recess. Don't don't do it like in the middle of arithmetic. Oh, man, this is this happened in Pennsylvania. Catherine Viviano, 50 years old, a first grade teacher at Pleasant Valley Elementary in McMurray, Pennsylvania, charged with public drunkenness following the chaotic incident on October 8th. Investigators say the drama began around 11 a.m. when surveillance footage showed her leaving school, driving to a nearby liquor store.

37:01 And then it was reported the footage captured her entire trip and police alleged she bought alcohol, then returned to school. And that's where she's accused of backing her car into another parked vehicle in the school parking lot before staggering back inside. Then police say her first grade class was left entirely unattended while she was gone. I at least hope that since it's first grade, like maybe it was nap time. And thought she had a little free time to go. You know, you remember, I. Feel like I, I, I can't remember if this was really kind of pre, I feel like maybe it was pre nine to 11, late nineties when all of a sudden they figured out that a lot of pilots were, were flying with, uh, uh, a reasonably high BAC, like pilots were having some cocktails before they, you know, flew.

38:03 Like it wasn't just first class getting the mimosas. Right. You know, and, uh, I'm starting to wonder if you started breathalyzing all the teachers. We're going to have a real shortage. COVID will look like child's play. That's right. Is your school virtual now? The school isn't, but Mrs. Matlock is because she's behind bars.

38:46 Oh, man, you got to talk on the phone to talk to the class. That's right. Oh, man, you don't want your name on the board in that room. All right, that'll take care of us here on this episode of The Treehouse Show. We'll see you back here tomorrow inside The Treehouse.