March 3, 2026

Ass Pasties | Tuesday 03.03.26

Ass Pasties | Tuesday 03.03.26
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We start off today talking about Buc-ee's getting a little litigious, prosthetic buttholes, Dan and Trey taking their friendship to a new level, and is getting kicked in the balls the most painful thing ever?  

LINKS:

Buc-ee's sues Ohio chain for trademark infringement, arguing logos too similar

Amanda Seyfried wore a ‘prosthetic butthole’ for new movie ‘Testament of Ann Lee’

Debunked: The pain from a kick in the testicles is not the same as giving birth to 160 children at once


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It is time to leave your warriors outside and laugh

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with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Dan, O'Malley along with

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Trey Trendholm coming up inside the Treehouse today ball kicking

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it really hurts. Also, me and Trey's relationship has hit

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a new level. Those two things are not related. They're

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very much separate, but they are in the same show.

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But first today we start with BUCkies. BUCkies is unhinged.

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More specifically, the Buckies' legal department is on fire because

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Texas based BUCkies is suing yet another company over copyright claims.

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BUCkies is suing an Ohio based rival named Mickey's for

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an fringing on copyright. It's also a convenience stop that's

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a large place, lots of gas pumps, bathrooms, and a

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cartoon mascot. But this cartoon mascot is a moose, so

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it looks nothing like the BUCkies beaver. But BUCkies is

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not messing around. BUCkies filed a lawsuit against Cohle's IP

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Holdings LLC, which owns the Ohio convenience store and gas

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station chain Mickey mart In the United States Court for

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the Northern District of Ohio. Bucky's is suing for trademark

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infringement and unfair competition. BUCkies is also trying to cancel

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their trademark registrations. The ones who hold the Mickeys deal

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are process that began in August twenty twenty five. So basically,

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Buckis is suing yet another convenience store, this time in Ohio,

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for a cheerful mascot that the travel Stop Giant claims

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is too similar to its own, and they're worried about

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it confusing customers. Really, really, Bucky said Mickey Martz smiling

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Moose molgo smiling moose logo is too similar to its own,

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which could confuse consumers. Come on, BUCkies, really you is

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there a jury in the on the planet that is

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going to think that there's any copyright on this? Like,

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is Mickey's copying the model? Yeah? But I don't think

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this falls into copyright infringement. They have a cartoon mascot,

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that's that's about. It's a cartoon mascot for a a

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convenience store with gas pumps. I don't think you can

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sue everybody that does that. Although BUCkies may try.

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Does any remember that there used to be a chain

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of convenience stores in the seventies and eighties called Woodies.

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I forgot Woodies. No, I don't remember Woodies.

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So and I think they're predominantly in small towns. But

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Leonard had one, and it was like a I don't

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know if it was a beaver or a squirrel whatever.

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But you know, one could argue that BUCkies ripped them off.

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Maybe they did, but they just got bigger than everybody

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else so fast. And now they've got all this money

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to go around suing everyone that comes anywhere near their beaver.

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Dam Well, you know, it is crazy that for years,

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if not decades, BUCkies was just in I think it's

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Centerville outside of Houston, and then and they refused to expand,

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and then all of a sudden, you know, they are

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now everywhere, and they seem to be the Metallica of

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convenience stores.

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That's not fair to Metallic. Metallica was right back in

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the day, even though at the time I had pirated

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lots of music on Napster. I actually agreed with Metallica.

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No, but Metallica went I remember, you know, there was

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a h Lars handled that very poorly. Well there, but

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there were all sorts of places. There was a wheel

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shop in California that they sued because it was called Metallica,

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and and it had been around as long as them,

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but they sued, and you know that they were dicky

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about about their.

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That side of it. I didn't remember the Napster thing.

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I always thought, oh, nap Napster's all t thing.

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Yeah, Metallica was actually right on that, even though college

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they were not. You don't you don't think Metallica was

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right saying Napster shouldn't be giving away all their music

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for free.

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Let let's know. But but but here's you want to

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really think about something free. Yes, but then remember Napster

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went to the ninety nine cent model, okay, which they

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still objected Metallica. Do you realize how much more money

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the music industry would have made in the last twenty

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five years had they gone with the ninety nine cent model.

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Oh, I have no idea, but probably a lot.

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I've had billions.

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Yeah. When I say Metallica is right on the Napster front,

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what I mean was it Metallica took the hit because

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for all the other artists that couldn't afford to take

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on Napster for basically stealing their music and them not

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getting paid any royalties for it. Like Metallica is the

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ones that said, we're gonna take the bullet on this

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for all these other artists, all these other bands that

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can't afford to Taylor Swift did the same thing with

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the streamers and everything, you know, twenty years later, fifteen

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twenty years later, and it was at So that's when

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I say Metallica was right about the other stuff you

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just mentioned. Yeah, no, that's that's dicky. But yeah, in

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the content of this story, you got BUCkies going after

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yet another gas station for claiming that it's going to

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confuse people, as if the general public can't tell the

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difference between a toothy beaver and a cartoon moose. If anything,

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especially with the moose named Mickey's mart I'm surprised Disney.

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I feel like Disney would have more of a standing

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to go after these guys than BUCkies would. So now

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I'm thinking what should happen is if we want the

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ultimate litigious showdown, what we need to do is we

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need to give BUCkies its ultimate uh, it's ultimate foe.

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And that is Disney needs to get into the gas

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station game with Mickey Mouse on their logo and then

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let BUCkies come knocking. That's that's two massive empires right there,

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going toe to toe as far as like, Okay, let's

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see who's got the bigger cartoon, Dick, and.

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I'd be willing to bet it's BUCkies because Bucky's got

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has cash. Disney does not.

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Yeah, Disney's got it, they don't have it. They're not

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as liquid.

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No, since the pandemic, Disney's had issues. But yeah, no,

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it's I mean I said they have become in the

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last I don't think they started expanding till about ten

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years ago.

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I mean, I think what happened was I don't know

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if it was private equity that got involved, or if

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it's if BUCkies went public in some way somehow Wall

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Street or some large entity got involved, because I think

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that's what happened was.

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Is they're still owned by the same family.

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It hasn't changed owners or investors or anything. Because it

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just seems crazy to me that all of a sudden

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they're expanding like crazy, which, by the way, right after

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this story he hit about Bucki's suing Mickey's in Ohio.

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Bucky's also announced that they're going to be opening up

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stops in Arizona and I think New Mexican. So, I mean,

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Bucky's is going to be nationwide and at some point

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there's going to be BUCkies in China and stuff.

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Well, they you know, at first they started expanding, there

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was just going to be Texas, but I think enough

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people finally were like, you've got a gold mine here,

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and I mean, it's kind of look at AGB the

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last ten years. HGB forever would not touch the DFW

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Metroplex basically, I mean, the some a few stores on

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the outskirts. But and when I was in you know,

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in the nineties, AGB was a crappy grocery store in Austin.

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I remember first hearing people talk about the greatness of AGB,

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and I remember thinking, what hgb's story have you been?

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You've got to be confusing it with some other place,

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because the HB of my youth was not the place

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I wanted to go. I'd rather go to Minyards.

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Oh yeah, no, it was. It was awful. But then

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you fast forward and I was the same way. And

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then I went to Houston to see my mom, you know,

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fifteen years ago and they're like, oh, you've got to

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go to CHIB and I'm like what And then you win.

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I'm like, holy shit, h yeah, a good stat at all.

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And now they don't there's no stopping.

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Them, no, And AGB is so big and they have

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such good stuff. It's like like kind of like Traders Joe's,

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like like Trader Joe's. People love Trader Joe's products. People

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love AGB products so much so that here on Saint John,

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where I am right now, Uh, there's there's a lady

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who lives here from Texas, from the Austin area. Her

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name's Casey. She's the one that makes the down South

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in your Mouth hot sauce, which, by the way, I

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think you can find at Chib's stores and has on

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the label proudly made in the USBI. Anyway, I bring

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this up because she's from Texas. She goes home every year.

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She goes to Texas for like a month, and she

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brings an extra suitcase that's empty and she fills it

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up with CHIB products to bring back to the island

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that we can't get here. So when she comes back

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from Austin on her annual trip. She's offering us packages

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of the butter tortillas and we happily accept where, like, yes,

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please the HB butter tortillas. My God, get them in

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my mouth. They are so good. But yeah, as a kid,

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HB was like the store and that my great grandmother

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Glick went to in Pittsburgh, Texas, and I wanted nothing

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to do with that place. It was lit. Yeah, but

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now it's amazing.

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Uh.

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Speaking of amazing, there is a headline that I saw

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going into last weekend that I was absolutely one hundred

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percent not prepared for. And make sure I get this

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correct here, because it uh, Like I said, it stood

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out and it shocked me to my core. And that

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was Amanda siphered where a prosthetic butthole for her new

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movie Testament of Anne Lee. I why why do we

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need what? Amanda Seyfried had a cool and exciting time

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using a prosthetic butthole filming The Testament of Ann Lee

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the actress. The actress explained that quote this movie needed

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to be graphic. She clarified by saying, you cannot see

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my butthole in the scene, but I swear there is

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a prosthetic butthole there. This was a part of a

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murkin she was wearing for some graphic scene in this movie.

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She says, I was pregnant and naked, but I wasn't

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naked at all. At the end of the movie, I'm

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standing in front of a burning building with just a murkin.

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She said she felt so free wearing only an artificial

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hair covering in that moment, as she portrayed real life

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Shakers founder Ann Lee. She says at the end of

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the interview, you can not see my butthole in the scene,

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but I swear there's a prosthetic butthole there. The host

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of the podcast she was on asked, why did they

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have one if we don't see it? Excellent question, Scott.

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She said it was a just in case precaution if

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the camera operator gets a little too aggressive or on

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the push in eh anyway.

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So, I mean, is that like, you know, an ask Pasty,

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what is it? Yeah?

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Kind of it's like, Okay, we're going to We're gonna

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make you a prosthetic butthole to go over your buttthole, Like,

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what's wrong with her buttthole? I mean, are we really

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at the point now where it's like, Okay, we don't

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want it to be your butthole because maybe there's something

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wrong with it, or we don't want you to feel exposed,

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so we're going to put a fake butthole on you.

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But again, she's saying in the interview that no one's

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supposed to see it, but just in case they catch

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a glimpse of it, Like unless you're trying to brown

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eye somebody in front of this building in the middle

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of a movie, I don't think the chances of anyone

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seeing her butthole are high. It's it's prosthetic butthole. That's

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what that's that's what makes you speechless.

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I I yeah, I I I the how? Why?

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Uh?

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What again? You know is this part of the murkin

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where it really it's just like a a butthole on

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some cloth that that covers it up or.

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Yeah, I mean according to what she was saying, or

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she's got American on and then included a prosthetic butthole,

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So I think it's all one piece that kind of

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wrapped around and goes up to the backside, which means

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someone somewhere got paid a lot of money to hand

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stitch a prosthetic butthole for Amanda siphered and I'm sure

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come on today's show, Ball Kicking Hurts. Before we get

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into that, it's time that Trey and I recognize something. Trey,

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our relationship has recently gone to a new level, and

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I want you to know that I've recognized it, and

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I see it, and I see you, and I appreciate

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the recipes that you're now sharing with me. But I

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have to be honest with you that twenty plus years ago,

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when you and I first met, I don't think anyone

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would have believed it. Had had someone said, hey, in

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like twenty something years, you guys are going to be

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recipe pals, I would have said, get the f out

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of here. I don't believe that whatsoever, but.

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Here we are.

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It's an interesting thing when when two dudes have such

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a confident, straight relationship with one another that we can

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share recipes, like Trey did to me two nights ago

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when he shared what was the little dessert recipe that

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you sent? Uh?

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They're they're basically a little uh healthy or healthy ish

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uh replicas of McDonald's apple pies. Yeah, and well a

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I over the last couple of years, I have grown

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where I love to cook and I cook often. I

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know you are always looking for healthy recipes and healthy

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ways to do things. Yeah, my especially my tik talk

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f yp is full of recipes and healthy recipes, especially

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this one account I follow where they kind of you know,

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this guy takes these trending recipes and he ties him out.

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He goes, yeah, this suck, these are great. Whatever as

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it happened, that apple pie thing was great, he said,

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it was great. I tried it.

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I was amazed, Like like so many healthy recipes these days,

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they end up in an air fryer for the cooking.

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So can you refresh me real quick? What all was

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in this? Because, like you said, it's supposed to be

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a healthy version of the McDonald's apple pie. So did

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it have regular apple pie filling in it? Or was

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that swapped and homemade for a healthier version and then

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it got put inside of like a low carbon tortilla

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or something.

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It is a no sugar added apple pie filling. Okay,

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and you get I'll have to go look. I can't

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remember the type of bread. It's a it's something, but

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it's almost like a wheat whole grain type.

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It's lavash. It looked a little bit like peta. It

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is a little bit like peta, which, by the way,

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you can get like keto versions of those.

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It is the bread Joseph Lavash breads. So there's there's

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square things. You cut them up. You had some cinnamon whatever,

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and then you you do a little wrap with with

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the bread and then air fry am and then spray

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them with you know, basically pam or whatever, and then

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sprinkle on some cinnamon and nutbeg and then you make

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the icing slash dipping sauce with sugar free Vanilla Greek

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yogurt and a couple of scoops of Vanilla Way protein

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and it comes out you're seeing listen. I I don't

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know if I bought the wrong ones in the past, whatever,

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but I find I bought the Vanilla Greek yogurt along

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with the Vanilla Way protein and I was shocked at

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how good that was on its own, especially throw in

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some cinnamon in there. But yeah, no, it was fantastic,

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and yeah, I think it comes out you do it.

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You make about sixteen of these little apple pies and

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they're basically fifty calories piece.

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Which is a good thing because when I watched that

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video that you would send, I'm like, I would eat

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all of those in five minutes. That's my problem because

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when I was a little kid, I was very sickly

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and then had I had really bad allergies and then

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got the allergy shots. So the allergies went away, so

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I stopped throwing up all the time, but I kept

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eating the same amount that I was used to eating,

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but I wasn't throwing up anymore, so then I got fat.

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So basically from five, six seven years old on for

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the rest of my life, it's basically, you know, a

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battle between me and myself from trying to inhale anything

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in front of me. So like, if it's on the plate,

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I will eat it. If it's not on the plate,

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I'll just eat it and then be done. So that's

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why the portion controlled to me is really important. So

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like when I saw like those little little mini apple pies.

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I'm like, I bet the idea is that you're only

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supposed to eat one or two, but that's not how

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this guy operates.

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Well, no, honestly, the guy said, you know you can.

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You can eat eight of them and you're the same

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as a lot of times what would be a granola

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bar or whatever else, and it's still it's healthier and

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very low sugar fat everything else. The it was I

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love to try those recipes out, and I would say

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eighty percent of them are crap. Generally people trying to

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sell you a pro a protein powder or or something.

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But this one, and that's one of the things the

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guy he doesn't you know, there's no brands involved except

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for the He was like, this is the bread you use.

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But yeah, it was, Uh, they were fantastic.

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You could probably do the same thing, same recipes, swap

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out that bread for the low card tortillas and it

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might make it even better. As far as the macros

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we're concerned, I don't know. I didn't see what the

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like the nutrition and full was on the stuff that

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he had in the recipe.

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It's hardly any I mean, obviously there's some sugar in

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the apple pie. Everything else you're using is sugar free,

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very little fat.

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It's interesting how as adults we've been real big into

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finding something that's amazing, to eat something that is, oh

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my god, this is delicious. How can I make a

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healthier version of this?

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I e.

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This is delicious. How can I find a way to

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make this less tasty? And then that's actually but it's

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a good thing. And then you get used to the

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quote like the healthier slash less tasty version of it,

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and then your taste kind of get used to that.

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And then so then when you have the regular stuff,

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it's almost overwhelming with the sugar and the butter and

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the damn it, I think I'm just hungry.

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Oh, I mean it's uh, you still can't beat the

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fully loaded stuff, but if you could, especially ever since

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I quit drinking, I develop a developed a sweet tooth.

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I never cared about desserts up until the day I

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quit drinking.

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Literally, that's because to you, the alcohol was the dessert.

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I mean that figuratively as a joke, but also biologically.

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It's true.

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Biologically, yeah, I had all the sugar and then some.

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But anytime I can find a way to make something

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sweet that isn't going to just completely blow my normal

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eating and exercise roots and just satiates that craving just enough.

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I'm all for it.

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The cottage cheese trend that is still holding pretty strong.

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I think it was last year. For like three or

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four months, every other video in my feed was some

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type of cottage cheese food hack, whether it was turning

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the cottage cheese into like a tortilla for a wrap,

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or a like a like a crust for pizza that's

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going to be protein packed, or the cottage cheese ice cream,

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which actually it works. All you have to do with

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the cottage cheese is used blend it up so it's smooth,

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and then you just add some sweet stuff to it,

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like splend the cinnamon nutmegs and pumpkins, spice whatever or

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vanilla or some chocolate type stuff with protein powder if

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you want, and then you throw it in the freezer

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for two three hours and you pull it out, let

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it set for like ten minutes, and it eats like

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ice cream, but instead of you know, being packed with

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calories like Bluebell. You know, it's it's you know, cottage cheese.

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I just I do. My other hack is I do

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you know, frozen yogurt like you buy it next to

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the ice cream at the store, which is generally a

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lot less fat in calories than regular ice cream. And yeah,

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I've got one of those little bullet blenders, so I'll

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do that some melt and then. But you know it also,

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I don't know if you ever think about this, and

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it's ironic he got fat at the end of his life.

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But Russ was a pioneer of this. The guy we

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worked for for years in the radio of finding ways

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to make stuff lower fat and lower calorie.

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Yeah, I mean, if there is a way to make

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something go from tasting good to tasting terrible. Us I mean,

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I mean his ultimate hack was basically just replace anything

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and everything with a Boca burger. You're like, all right,

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good job, this tastes terrible. Yeah, but in again, the

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tequila will get you.

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Yeah. He did have a way of making things miserable.

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You should have put that on this headstone. He made

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Although, to be fair, make everything really really cool and

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fun and funny didn't make everything worse. Yeah, self sabotage.

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we have scientific proof of it. Kicking a man's testes

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00:29:12.799 --> 00:29:17.279
produces nine thousand Dell units of pain, which is equal

467
00:29:17.960 --> 00:29:21.519
to breaking up to thirty two hundred bones and giving

468
00:29:21.599 --> 00:29:24.440
birth to one hundred and sixty children all at once.

469
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This is an outlandish claim, but I want to believe it,

470
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so I'm not fact checking it because I don't think

471
00:29:35.079 --> 00:29:37.960
the math is going to come out equal to everything.

472
00:29:38.240 --> 00:29:41.720
And I'm not even sure what the fidel unit is,

473
00:29:41.759 --> 00:29:45.920
if that's even real. But I do believe that a

474
00:29:46.000 --> 00:29:49.039
man getting kicked in the balls hurts worse than anything.

475
00:29:49.480 --> 00:29:52.119
And I know someone's gonna say, but giving birth.

476
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I am with you that it is an excruciating ordeal,

477
00:29:58.960 --> 00:30:03.799
but I will still always kind of tip my hat

478
00:30:03.799 --> 00:30:06.079
to childbirth. I have to think that is.

479
00:30:06.839 --> 00:30:08.960
We have to. We kind of have to. And I

480
00:30:09.000 --> 00:30:11.920
think that's chivalry of play, because you never hear the

481
00:30:12.000 --> 00:30:15.720
ladies say, you know what, maybe they have a point.

482
00:30:16.079 --> 00:30:19.240
Maybe getting kicked in the balls does hurt worse than childbirth.

483
00:30:19.279 --> 00:30:21.720
It's just it's a shorter amount of time to get

484
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kicked in the balls and recover than childbirth is. Childbirth

485
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is a longer process.

486
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I don't think getting kicked in the clams any you know,

487
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pleasant experience.

488
00:30:33.720 --> 00:30:36.599
I don't think it is, but I'd tell you it'd

489
00:30:36.640 --> 00:30:38.680
be a lot worse if there were two balls hanging

490
00:30:38.720 --> 00:30:39.079
from it.

491
00:30:39.680 --> 00:30:50.240
For many reasons, all.

492
00:30:50.200 --> 00:30:53.440
Right, but just to make sure that I do my

493
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own homework. Here sull unit pain, and you see this

494
00:31:00.079 --> 00:31:02.519
is even real. If this is, I've never heard of it,

495
00:31:02.559 --> 00:31:03.359
so I'm going to check.

496
00:31:05.000 --> 00:31:07.559
Oh.

497
00:31:07.720 --> 00:31:09.680
In the post that I saw, they called it a

498
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Dell unit. According to the AI overview from Google, it's

499
00:31:14.799 --> 00:31:20.359
a doll dol Latin for do lower pain. It's an

500
00:31:20.440 --> 00:31:24.880
obsolete unit of pain intensity, developed in the nineteen forties

501
00:31:24.880 --> 00:31:29.119
to fifties by Cornell researchers to quantify pain, often using

502
00:31:30.880 --> 00:31:36.480
a dollarimeter or a doleometer. It was designed to measure

503
00:31:36.680 --> 00:31:41.279
just noticeable differences in sensation, with a scale typically ranging

504
00:31:41.319 --> 00:31:47.519
from zero to ten point five doles. Well, if that's

505
00:31:47.559 --> 00:31:51.240
the case, then saying that being kicked in the balls

506
00:31:51.400 --> 00:31:54.559
is equal to nine nine thousand doll units of pain,

507
00:31:55.200 --> 00:31:57.720
I think that's a bit of an embellishment on this

508
00:31:57.839 --> 00:32:02.319
post that I saw online. Numbers being made up aside,

509
00:32:03.839 --> 00:32:05.839
I think if there was a way to measure pain

510
00:32:07.160 --> 00:32:11.200
and intensity of pain, I think that getting kicked in

511
00:32:11.240 --> 00:32:16.759
the balls is probably going to measure higher than childbirth.

512
00:32:18.079 --> 00:32:23.880
I partly now that's just a guess. I have no idea.

513
00:32:24.039 --> 00:32:26.359
If someone finds a way to test it, please don't

514
00:32:26.400 --> 00:32:31.839
include me as part of the group that's involved. But

515
00:32:31.920 --> 00:32:35.559
I will say this just from a logical standpoint on

516
00:32:35.640 --> 00:32:38.599
whether or not getting kicked in the balls hurts more

517
00:32:38.920 --> 00:32:43.720
or childbirth hurts more. I don't think you've ever heard

518
00:32:43.759 --> 00:32:47.359
a guy say, after getting kicked in the balls, let's

519
00:32:47.400 --> 00:32:48.039
do that again.

520
00:32:51.359 --> 00:32:56.119
No, not unless they have some very very very weird fetish.

521
00:32:56.119 --> 00:32:57.680
M hmm, and that is an exception.

522
00:32:58.119 --> 00:33:01.680
But Daniel, I think you know, I think we need

523
00:33:01.720 --> 00:33:04.759
to test your theory out. And one of the ways

524
00:33:04.799 --> 00:33:07.839
it can be done, and I think Tara would love this,

525
00:33:08.519 --> 00:33:11.119
is to put a TENS unit on, you know, your stomach,

526
00:33:11.599 --> 00:33:13.240
and then you turn it up and it kind of

527
00:33:13.279 --> 00:33:14.599
simulates childbirth.

528
00:33:15.279 --> 00:33:16.559
M yep.

529
00:33:17.279 --> 00:33:19.440
And I think that would be a great way for

530
00:33:19.480 --> 00:33:20.920
you for you to test this theory out.

531
00:33:21.680 --> 00:33:24.160
Okay, so then I've seen those videos. By the way,

532
00:33:24.200 --> 00:33:28.200
the units exist to replicate on men what it feels

533
00:33:28.359 --> 00:33:32.119
like to give birth. I don't know anyone that's replicated.

534
00:33:32.359 --> 00:33:33.880
I don't know if I don't know if anyone that's

535
00:33:33.960 --> 00:33:37.680
created a device to show women what it's like to

536
00:33:37.720 --> 00:33:40.000
be kicked in the balls, because I don't know if

537
00:33:40.039 --> 00:33:44.079
there's a scientist mad enough to even try it. That's

538
00:33:44.119 --> 00:33:46.000
how bad it hurts.

539
00:33:47.599 --> 00:33:50.839
Like I said, I generally think it getting kicked in

540
00:33:50.880 --> 00:33:53.440
the clam hurts them pretty bad.

541
00:33:54.680 --> 00:34:00.359
I think that's more surprising than painful because you don't

542
00:34:00.400 --> 00:34:00.880
expect it.

543
00:34:02.400 --> 00:34:04.039
But isn't that part of pain in general?

544
00:34:04.119 --> 00:34:07.799
Is the surprise the surprise, sure, sure, but also what's

545
00:34:07.880 --> 00:34:11.519
really horrific about being kicked in the balls is the

546
00:34:11.639 --> 00:34:16.519
harder you get kicked. Sometimes there's a delay in the pain.

547
00:34:17.320 --> 00:34:19.119
Oh So, like if you're in the middle of a fight,

548
00:34:19.760 --> 00:34:22.800
like an honest to god fight, and you get kicked

549
00:34:22.800 --> 00:34:24.800
and the balls hard, or you get hitting the balls

550
00:34:24.800 --> 00:34:29.039
really hard, you know that you've got a handful of

551
00:34:29.119 --> 00:34:32.760
seconds that you have to do damage before you are

552
00:34:32.760 --> 00:34:35.440
physically incapacitated and the pain sets in and you're just

553
00:34:35.519 --> 00:34:36.920
dropped to your face.

554
00:34:39.760 --> 00:34:45.679
That is correct, because it's the light you know, thump, grays,

555
00:34:45.800 --> 00:34:50.519
whatever you want to call it, that instantaneously hurts worse. Yeah,

556
00:34:51.480 --> 00:34:55.400
but yeah, the swift, hard kicking the balls that takes

557
00:34:56.159 --> 00:34:58.360
a little bit to set in, and then yes, it's

558
00:34:58.760 --> 00:35:00.119
quite awful when it does.

559
00:35:00.519 --> 00:35:08.599
And you're not getting up. No maybe ever, No, you'll

560
00:35:08.639 --> 00:35:09.159
want to crawl.

561
00:35:09.599 --> 00:35:13.760
You want to crawl somewhere, have an ice pack, and

562
00:35:13.800 --> 00:35:14.920
just stay in the fetal position.

563
00:35:15.519 --> 00:35:20.360
Yes, which might be another piece of evidence that being

564
00:35:20.440 --> 00:35:24.599
kicked in the balls probably hurts more than childbirth when

565
00:35:24.599 --> 00:35:26.719
you just I'm not talking about the length of time

566
00:35:26.760 --> 00:35:29.079
of pain, just to pain itself in that moment. Right,

567
00:35:29.679 --> 00:35:31.559
if you could take all of the childbirth, let's say,

568
00:35:31.599 --> 00:35:36.360
over like a sixteen hour labor, squeeze it into sixty

569
00:35:36.360 --> 00:35:40.079
seconds of pain the way getting racked hurts, I'd be

570
00:35:40.159 --> 00:35:45.719
curious to see what that result would look like. But

571
00:35:46.639 --> 00:35:48.760
as a guy, you get kicked in the balls hard

572
00:35:48.840 --> 00:35:52.840
enough you want to die, you would welcome the sweet

573
00:35:52.840 --> 00:35:56.599
release of death. When a woman gives birth, it hurts,

574
00:35:56.880 --> 00:36:00.280
but after a little time has passed, eventually a lot

575
00:36:00.280 --> 00:36:02.639
of times they say I'd like another one.

576
00:36:06.639 --> 00:36:08.880
Oh. I think they love that whole thing about creating life.

577
00:36:08.920 --> 00:36:12.320
I don't know that they love actually it ejecting from

578
00:36:12.360 --> 00:36:12.880
their body.

579
00:36:13.639 --> 00:36:15.480
And that's the big difference. I think that's why the

580
00:36:15.480 --> 00:36:19.239
pain is different. When the pain of childbirth hits. It's bad,

581
00:36:19.320 --> 00:36:21.719
but you know you're creating life. You get kicked hard

582
00:36:21.800 --> 00:36:24.400
enough in the balls, you're ending life.

583
00:36:27.840 --> 00:36:31.400
Again. Dan, I think this is a great experiment for

584
00:36:31.480 --> 00:36:37.760
you to do. I think I think you you can.

585
00:36:37.960 --> 00:36:43.719
You can, You'll finally being an authority on this subject

586
00:36:43.719 --> 00:36:45.920
and say, for once and for all, what's what's worse?

587
00:36:46.440 --> 00:36:48.039
No, no, no, I know what you mean. You're you're

588
00:36:48.039 --> 00:36:49.960
but you're dancing around to what you want to say.

589
00:36:50.039 --> 00:36:53.079
Is so that way, from this experiment, I can finally

590
00:36:53.119 --> 00:36:55.360
say what it feels like to feel like a woman.

591
00:36:57.920 --> 00:37:01.000
I feel like giving bird. I mean, I think that's

592
00:37:01.360 --> 00:37:03.559
you know, or even just minstrel cramps. You know, I

593
00:37:03.599 --> 00:37:05.960
know there's sometimes they just do the tens unit on

594
00:37:06.000 --> 00:37:12.679
there to simulate minstrel crams. I listen. I am empathetic

595
00:37:12.719 --> 00:37:20.119
to women. They they go through a lot, and I

596
00:37:20.599 --> 00:37:23.880
will not I will not disparage their their pain.

597
00:37:24.559 --> 00:37:27.840
I'm not saying it's not painful at all. It absolutely

598
00:37:27.880 --> 00:37:30.599
sucks and it's horrible. In fact, getting kicked in the

599
00:37:30.599 --> 00:37:33.039
balls hurts so bad. I hope no woman ever has

600
00:37:33.079 --> 00:37:36.400
to experience it. But if they did, I think they

601
00:37:36.480 --> 00:37:39.159
might say, oh that might hurt a little bit more

602
00:37:39.199 --> 00:37:39.840
than the birth thing.

603
00:37:42.039 --> 00:37:44.480
I don't.

604
00:37:45.039 --> 00:37:46.519
Look you know what I don't.

605
00:37:46.559 --> 00:37:47.039
I don't know.

606
00:37:47.280 --> 00:37:49.400
Maybe what we need to do is the ultimate experiment

607
00:37:49.440 --> 00:37:51.719
would be to get our hands on a few people

608
00:37:51.719 --> 00:37:56.360
who have transitioned completely and see if they can quantify.

609
00:37:58.239 --> 00:38:00.280
But I don't know when you transition in that if

610
00:38:00.320 --> 00:38:01.239
you get you.

611
00:38:01.159 --> 00:38:05.360
Know, you still can't you still can't give birth. I

612
00:38:05.400 --> 00:38:06.800
mean you're talking about just getting kicked in.

613
00:38:07.559 --> 00:38:13.800
Yeah, Like, I don't know if they include that in

614
00:38:13.880 --> 00:38:16.320
there it's part of the surgery, or if you could

615
00:38:16.320 --> 00:38:18.119
like line itam it on the menu, you'd be like,

616
00:38:18.239 --> 00:38:19.480
can you leave that part out?

617
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I get you gonna.

618
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I can't wait to see your dms. I think it's

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