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It is time to leave your warriors outside and laugh
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with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley, along with
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Trey Trentholm and Raj Sharma. Today is Wednesday, April thirtieth,
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two thy twenty five. On today's show, everyone talks about
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the most popular baby names. Well, Trey has dug up
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some of the rarest baby names and awesomely, the worst
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busin escape you've ever heard of. That's today inside the
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Treehouse and we start yes with this. All right, guys,
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you did a payload stension here. This headline goes hard,
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so I need you to brace yourselves. The San Antonio
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funeral home mogul named Dick Tips is taking firms in
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against his hoads, like a headline straight out of the
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Onion or the Abalon Tree. But no, no, this is
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a San Antonio Express News, an actual behind a paywall
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news outlet. So some of the information I have in
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this story is dark or murky. But can you believe
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Dick Tips woke up one morning wooden hand and said,
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I'm gonna build a funeral home empire. Very impressive. His
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very full name is Robert Tips. Dick is his nickname,
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and he's taking his h away head on.
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No, I don't know a lot about white people nicknames.
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But is it Robert, Bob and Richard Dick?
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Yes?
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Yes, Okay, so he picked I'm gonna say it, he
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picked Dick.
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Well, we don't know that Dick may have been thrust upon.
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Him, you know, and he's an adult.
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At any point you can change it.
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Yeah, you can, you can say no, yeah too, that
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nick tis.
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I just want to know, like if they're being invited
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to dinner and it's like, you know, you know, it's
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a it's another couple, Like, hey, so who are we inviting?
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You know, it's like we'll invite a few people. It's like, no, no,
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just invite you know, just just the Tips. We wanted
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to be intimate evening, just us in the Tips.
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Look, if you didn't need more evidence that we're all
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extremely childish, here for middle aged men.
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Yep, exhibits A, B, and C.
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Well, this is an actual story, believe it or not.
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A funeral home mogul Robert Dick Tips is taking a
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San Antonio homeowners association to court over its removal of
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a billboard from property he owns. Mister Tips is the
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chairman and CEO of Mission Park funeral chapels and cemeteries,
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and he alleges one or more persons believed to have
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been acting on behalf of, or in conspiracy with, the
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Coronado Enclave Homeowners Association went on to his property and
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unlawfully removed a sign. While mister Dick Tips doesn't know
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who trespassed to remove the billboard, he says the association
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and one of the five individual and one of the
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five individual defendants are likely to have knowledge about what
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happened to it. So here we have a big conspiracy
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against mister Dick Tips. Look, I realized that career day
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in school, there wasn't a funeral director in attendance to
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talk to us about the profession, let alone becoming a
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mogul in the industry. Maybe because they saw his name
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and wouldn't let him in the school. I don't know,
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but I will say this, if you really want to
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get in the head. Damn it screw up my on punchline,
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but I will say this, if you really want to
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get ahead in life, I suggest cozying to Dick Tips
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Dick Tips Funeral Home.
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You know Dick had another business too. What's up? Uh?
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During covid.
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Uh.
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He also became a meltman, and uh yeah, he had
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to figure out, uh how to buy three thousand gallons
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of milk. But then once he secured the load, he
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printed a truck and brought it from Tyler to San Antonio,
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drove it home.
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Mm hmm, then he took it to the streets. There's
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times I'm wondering if he started drinking again.
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That's just how much the tree, That's just how much
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fun the tree. Howse show is. It'll make your question,
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it'll make your question a sober man, sobriety.
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Just y'all think I'm making that up.
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The link actually sounds very familiar.
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Oh you're not kidding.
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No, my apology.
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My poor memory. I thought it sounded familiar like some
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other news story that we had talked about that I
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was having a hard time connecting the dots. But I
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didn't want to be the only person to say I
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don't get it. But now I do because you sent
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the link. Thank you.
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Tre It became a milkman from.
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From services to food delivery. How dick Tips became San
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Antonio's new milk.
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This is the Treehouse Show. I'm Daniel Malley along with
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Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma. We were just commiserating about
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the huge story out of San Antonio involving mister Dick Tips,
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the funeral home mogul who is going to war with
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his HOA over a billboard in his yard. You're right, Trey.
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We really didn't even get into the actual story about
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him going head to head with his hoa. But that's
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really it. That's all we know because it's behind a
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paywall like lots of things like that. But it's just
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because he thinks someone stole a billboard out of his yard.
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And now I don't know if that billboard was promoting
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his funeral home business or his side hustle that he
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started during the pandemic. Because Trey wasn't making it up.
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He actually sent us the link to Dick Tip's side hustle. No,
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I don't want the newsletter. Jesus Christ. I really hate
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pop ups, from funeral services to food delivery. How Dick
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Tips became San Antonio's new milkman. I can't believe it
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says it, but it says it right here, newsfor San
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Antonio dot Com. After securing the load, Dick Tips secured
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a Highland milk truck, insured it under his name, of course,
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and began taking to the streets. Oh man, good on him?
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Is it?
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You know?
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He's spreading joy in the San Antonio community.
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Let the Tips milk flow.
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You're right, Raj, As a man whose actual name is
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Robert Tips, getting the nickname that he has is strange
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and kind of rare because you don't have a whole
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lot of people going by that name these days. As
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much as gen Z likes to do throwback things like
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making mullets cool or the really gross, you know, pencil
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thin mustaches with them and dressing like they're honestly our grandparents,
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I haven't seen certain old school names come back into fashion,
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Dick being one of them. I mean, that was a
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very popular nickname for someone named Richard for many, many
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years and it's fallen out of favor for obvious reasons,
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you would think, so, I'm surprised they haven't embraced that one.
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But there are some very interesting ones, Trey. You found
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this because most people will discuss the popular baby names,
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like the top baby names for boys and girls each year.
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But you managed to dig up the list of the
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rarest baby names.
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Why. Some of them are quite entertaining.
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That's all I needed to hear any examples, because the
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list I mean you're talking about, it's the list you sent,
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is from all fifty states and the District of Columbia
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the least popular names. So I mean you're gonna get
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some real randos here as far as baby names are concerned.
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I mean, these are the kids that are going to
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grow up to have some serious issues, I think, because
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when you have a really rare name, it's probably really dumb.
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Well you're gonna have to contend with that your entire life.
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Arizona had a no name.
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Let mean, look, he's not making that up, Roger. It
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actually is the rarest name in Arizona. No name M
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N O N A M E.
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District of Columbia, meet clit.
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I'm sorry, what me clit Oh, meet clit h. It's
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actually worse than what I thought. I initially heard m
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e k l i T m e k l i T.
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It could be mechlett. Yeah, yeah, I guess we don't
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know some of the pronunce siation on these, but yeah,
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that that would be It would be an interesting first
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day of class when the teachers going through the names,
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trying to pronounce these and go like, I don't want
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to say that one out loud.
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RAJ will enjoy the next two because they're from Iowa
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and Kansas.
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So yeah, all right, let's see.
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Iowa, the least popular baby name is Brex r e x.
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This was the least popular. This was just the most unique.
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Oh most unique, sorry Brex, all right.
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And Kansas is Macklin m A c k l y
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N Well.
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Of course, mm, that's just too many declan's gotta have. Yeah,
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I have a Maclin m.
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I like Louisiana's ryder r y d A.
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Mainz is solid.
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The most unique ab name out of Maine. Winner, Winner, Winner,
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w I n n e R Winner.
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That is, that's a lot of expectation to live up to.
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There's a lot of myth in.
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Maine just to let you know, well, now he's not
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just lobster now used to be a meth winner.
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Michigan.
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Uh fat me f a T m E. I guess
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it could be fat myth but a little baby fat God.
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These are well, I mean, that's a.
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That's A, that's a that's a Muslim name. Yeah, but
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this is this is Yeah, you can spell it different
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ways that you can put an h at the end
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as well.
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And it was Muslim. Yeah yeah, but.
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I mean Michigan also has Deerborn, which is the highest
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population of Muslims.
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Michigan has the highest population of Muslims in the country.
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Uh, Mississippi is a good one. Let's here it John Yisha.
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It's like it's like Keisha and John together j o
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h n e I s h A or maybe it's
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Joe Nisha, but it's j o Hnsel John Yisha. I
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like that name, Okay, I too. Hey, look, New Hampshire
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has my original name. I feel, I feel seen the
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most unique baby name in New Hampshire is baby Boy.
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That was my first name. That was the name I
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was given either by my biological mother or the hospital
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or the Oklahoma State Department of Healthy Human Services. On
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my original birth certificate. My first name was just baby boy.
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That's how I unwanted I was.
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They might even bother kid on there.
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They didn't bother to name you.
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We're not keeping him. They know they were.
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They were going to keep me. Why why bother?
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Like baby boy? Here you go. Couldn't even get a
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John Doe, not even a John Nisha.
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That's pretty sad when you think about it. Last name's
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Guffy though.
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Supposedly baby boy Guffy.
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That was my original birth certificate coming out of the
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state of Oklahoma.
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I like that man.
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That sounds like an old, like nineteen twenties mobster. Like
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you don't want to mess with old baby boy Guffy.
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Yeah, but it's twenty twenty five and I'm a forty
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five year old man.
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Baby boy Guffy, you know he knows dick tits.
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They're old pals.
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They called him the Milkman.