Episode 40: Dog Phrenology

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Time to leave your worries outside and
join us here in the treehouse. I'm

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Dan, O'Malley, joined by tree
Trendholme and our very special friend in today's

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guest, the rock and Roll attorney
Ever Newton. Hello, Everett, Hey,

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what's up, guys. Good to
hear from you and d Well.

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I don't see you right now,
but it's good to hear your sweet voice.

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Well, I don't know about the
sweet part. I'm glad. I'm

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glad to have you in the treehouse. Good to be here. As always.

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It's been a minute. So in
the the last episode ever we had,

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we had our friend rash Arma on
and I'm still in town by the

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way, so you and I still
need to go grab sushi. I've not

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forgotten, but there was I was. I was telling Raj and Trey a

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few of the things I have not
missed about living state side. There are

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a number of things I do miss
don't get me wrong, you know,

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only having to go to one grocery
store to get everything on my list and

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a few other things. But I
forgot there were a couple of things I

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have not missed about state Side living, or really, I guess North Texas

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specific living and one of them is
construction slash landscaping crews making ungodly amounts of

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noise at seven thirty in the morning. I don't have that in my house.

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It's Thomas. No. No,
you have chickens crowing starting at the

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crack of dawn. Yeah, but
we have storm windows that muffle out a

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lot of those chicken noises. When
you stayed at our house. When you

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stayed at our house a few months
ago, did any chicken ever wake you

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up? Did any rooster crow ever
rustle you from your slumber? You know,

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I can't say specifically, but no, it did not. There there

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is. Okay, but Daniel will
let me ask you this question. Dany

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you ten, are you have you
been sleeping a little bit later since you've

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been Stateside? Yes? But okay, because I think it's because you're there's

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some subconscious thing when you start hearing
chickens are roosters crowing that you get up.

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It is not a chicken related It
is not a chicken related thing at

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all, mister Turnholm. In fact, what it is it's twofold number one.

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The blackout curtains we have at our
airbnb in Dallas right now are actually

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pretty good compared to the curtains I've
gotten Saint Thomas. So it's some sunlight

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pours in in Saint Thomas very early, by the way, and stuff wakes

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me up. Drawback of living in
Paradise is you know that sun comes over

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the water and floge flooge your bedroom
window. Yeah, it's a real bitch,

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you know. But also you don't
hear rooster's growing. Well, I

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don't hear them anyway. The other
reason, the other reason I think it's

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because I'm sleeping a little bit later
here is because I think I think I'm

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getting the real melatonin here versus the
island melatonin. It's more of a question

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mark as far as the dosage,
Like it says five milligrams, but it

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might be more like one, whereas
like the five milligrams I got at CVS

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or Walgreens the other day here feels
more like a ten. I mean,

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it's like there many a couple of
times I've had, like I think it

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was yesterday morning, I had the
sleep crud in my eyes so bad I

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had to heal them open on my
left eyelid. Yeah, that counterfeit and

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melotonin. It's no joke. And
you know, it's it's it's it's a

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somewhat of a concern living, you
know, on an island. Is some

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of the stuff you get. You
wonder, Okay, how's the efficacy of

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some of these medicines, especially because
the melotonin that I've been buying lately,

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So I've been getting most of my
over the counter medicines from Kmart and it's

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hard to argue at the price.
I mean, I don't know if it's

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a blue light special every day,
but my melotonin at the at there's two

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kmarts on Saint Thomas. The one
I go to the melotonin costs like four

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dollars. That's probably because it's you
know, there's a kmart. There's a

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kmart warehouse somewhere in the state side
because they've all closed here, you know.

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I mean, your melotonin might be
ten years old, but yeah,

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it's cheap, or it may not
even be melotonin. I don't know what.

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I don't know what it is,
but I know that it does help

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a little bit, but it doesn't
seem to be as strong as the Texas

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melatonin. So you're gonna pack a
separate suitcase filled with nothing but melatonin to

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take back with you. I've actually
considered it. Yeah, I've actually considered

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it greatly. You know, there
are some things we are like, um,

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now we're planning on taking back with
us type of a situation, and

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you know if if you know,
certain things are cheaper here than yeah,

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we're gonna you know, kind of
stuff a suitcase a little bit. So

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that's a no. What do you
mean that's a no? Well, you

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said, well, I'm gonna try
to It sounded very wishy washy. Well

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I haven't. I haven't started shopping
yet for the return trip. We still

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don't go back for another or for
another couple of weeks. So I'm not.

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I'm not. It's not front of
mine just yet. I think there's

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a zero chance that you go back
to Saint Thomas with a suitcase full of

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melatonin tray, a suitcase full.
No, but you know, hell if

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nothing else, Dan, I have
someone I'll give you to take back because

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I can't take it. So you
can't take melatonin. It doesn't work on

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me. In factually, it keeps
me up. It's the most frustrating thing

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ever. Is this what happens when
you stop drinking. It's like certain things

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that are supposed to do that are
supposed to have one reaction have the opposite

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or something. Melatonin has never worked
on me. And melatonin and what was

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what was the original sleeping pill that
made everyone nuts? GHB. No,

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ambient. Ambient doesn't work on me
either, So it just leaves me in

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this zombie like state where I can't
sleep and just laying there. It's it

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sucks, I do know, and
no trust me. I've I've flew,

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flew and from flying from Dallas to
London and uh yeah, they're especially going

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there. I remember, Yeah,
ambien and alcohol and I still couldn't sleep.

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But man, ambient mess is ambien
still a thing because I haven't heard

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anyone. I've not heard any recent
ambience stories in years. And they used

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to be what it was it the
it was the mid two thousands. Ambient

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was like everyone was trying ambient.
If anyone had any problems sleeping, boom,

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just go take some ambient. The
problem with it was you might be

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asleep, but then at some point
you would quasi wake up and then do

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stuff in the middle of the night
that you didn't remember because your conscious self

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was asleep. Yeah. I had
a client in a DBI case one time

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who got up in the middle of
the night, left her husband behind,

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still in her panties, got in
her car and started driving down thirty and

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got pulled over. Well, this
was I feel like I've heard way worse.

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Well, and then she pulled out
an axe and murdered several people.

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All right, I would be bad. Okay, did you get her off

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of that that ticket? No,
that's it was a DWI and he was

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clearly intoxicated. And yeah, well
it's it's kind of hard to argue that

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case in court when they show the
video and she's not wearing any pants,

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yeah, and acting a little bit
off, But I mean, I have

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no doubt of her story. Unfortunately, it's not a legal defense because at

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that point it still is driving under
the influence. Speaking of which, a

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quick question Everett, for you as
the Rock and Roll attorney. Is there

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really a difference between d WI and
d UI, Because I hear some people

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will say it. You know,
it's like, obviously DWI would be alcohol,

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DUI would be something else. Is
there really a difference or is it

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just a matter of people just using
the two and interchanging them. Well,

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it's a good question, and the
answer is it depends that's a short answer.

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The long answer is what we call
DWI, some other states referred to

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as DUI. But to make it
more confusing, we also have the offense

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of DUI, which in Texas is
if you are under the age of twenty

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one and you are found to have
a detectable amount of alcohol in your system,

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that's it's a Class C misdemeanor.
And the reason for that laws if

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you're under twenty one, you're not
supposed to drink at all. So if

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you're drinking at all and driving,
that's an offense. Whereas if you're over

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twenty one in Texas you can drink, you just can't drink to the point

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of intoxication. So it's not automatically
offense to have had something to drink and

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then drive, but again only if
you're intoxicated. So we have DUIs which

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are different from DUIs, and other
states we have dwis, which are typically

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analogous to DUIs in other states.
So fating stuff, But well, no,

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I mean, it's I ask you
because I'm genuinely curious, and that's

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That's one of the things that makes
certain laws difficult to know to understand,

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is because different states have different versions
of whether what are supposed to be same

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or similar laws, and that adds
to the confusion. Yeah, absolutely it

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does, so Everett, if they
if they suspected, let's say you were

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taking a prescription medication or something,
and pulled you over because they thought,

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you know, you were driving erratically, would that fall under DWI or would

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they charge you with a DUI.
Well, that would be a DWI.

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You can only get a DUI in
Texas if you're under twenty one, okay,

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yeah, and have a detectable amount
of alcohol in your system. So

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yeah, any any offense that involves
impairment is going to be a DWI irrespective.

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So if you're under twenty one and
the police are alleging not only that

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you had a detectable amount of alcohol, but that you were in fact,

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at the next level i e.
Intoxicated, they would then charge you with

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DWI, as they would someone over
twenty one who's alleged to be intoxicated.

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I for one, still feel I
don't want to say, you know,

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blessed, because that seems weird to
you know, to put on the lord

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umuh, fortunate, lucky, stupid
as well to have never to have never

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been popped for a DWY because I've
had I've, like like most people that

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that have had any amount of alcohol
in their lives, at some point,

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you know you've driven and you shouldn't
have. And in my case, I've

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done it a handful of times where
I shouldn't have. Where I'm you know,

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you know, I'm I'm you know, one eyeing it down seventy five

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and I don't know what the correlation
would be because I didn't have a you

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know, a breathalyzer in front of
me. But the level of drunkenness that

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I remember a couple of times where
I should not have been driving was how

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many lanes I'm trying to stay in
the middle of So like like at the

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time, let's go back to early
two thousands, going south on seventy five

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from Forest Lane, get on the
highway at Forest Lane going south on seventy

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five towards downtown Dallas, and there
was already I think four lanes at that

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time on seventy five. But the
other problem was I saw eight lanes,

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so I'm trying to stay in like
the middle, the middle two. So

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that's how I was able to gauge. Okay, this is how This is

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how bad I am, because they're
supposed to be four lanes, but I'm

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now seeing eight. So I don't
know if that meant I was two over

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or you know, whatever it was, because again I didn't have a breathalyzer.

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But obviously that's bad. So in
your drunken state, they finally finished

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seventy five. That's how drunk I
was. Dre you're listening to the Treehouse

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right into it. Rodney, can you

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give us, let's say, the
top four or five reasons people are wanting

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to move right now? Well,
I'm going to give you some unusual reasons

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that we never talk about. Number
one is commute time. As we have

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had over a million people moved to
the DFW Metroplex and to the state of

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Texas. The one thing that hasn't
fixed is the roads, and so traffic

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is getting unbearable. And I've had
so many people moving lately that for mental

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health reasons, which is another reason, but because of drive times. I

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had a customer just close. They
lived in this Salina prosper area and they

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worked at love Field and their commute
was an hour and a half one way.

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And think about that, three hours
one way. What does that do

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for you. Another gentleman I just
talked to just the other day, he

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was moving from Fourney because he lived
in Louisville and his commute was over an

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hour and a half as well.
And it's like, we got a one

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year old baby, we got to
make sure we're close. Another reason why

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people are moving is to be closer
to kids school. When you have an

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hour an hour and a half commute
one way to school, nurse calls and

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says, hey, you're kids sick. We need you to come pick him

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up right away, him or her. Then guess what, you know?

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Those are things dan that get in
people way. Gas prices, tolls,

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just the unusual thing that a lot
of people are saying, I've got to

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move closer. I need to be
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closer because I've had medical conditions or
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in addition to construction crews and lawn
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in the morning, that I did
not miss about, you know, living

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in Dallas, living in North Texas
in general. The other thing I have

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not missed is the is the goddamn
heat we have. We have that,

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yeah, I mean it's look,
it's been hot in Texas before. I

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lived in Texas for you know,
thirty years, over thirty years, and

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it really really is a thing where
if you go away from a place,

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even for a little while, and
you come back, you have like I

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feel like, I feel like I've
adjusted a little bit so to to my

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new climate. So coming back to
a hot Texas summer, it really does

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feel a little bit hotter because I'm
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to be. I feel like I'm
melting when I go outside. Well,

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yeah, I mean a heat wave
in the islands as we in the nineties,

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Yeah, low nineties, like who
is ninety two? And the heat

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in decks might might get on a
really bad day during a really bad heat

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wave. It did, like a
month or so ago, the heat in

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decks was like a hundred. But
you still have a trade wind to cool

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things off. It still feels fine
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the high is one hundred and three, the heat in decks is a thousand,

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and you can try to, you
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little bit, but it's still hot
in the shade. It's oppressive. Yes,

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it is an oppressive heat, so
much so that I even learned what

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the heat dome is this year.
And I don't think i'd ever heard of

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the heat dome. I don't know
if they had always existed in meteorology and

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they just never really told us,
you know, viewers about it or listeners

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about it, you know, as
far as the weather guy's on TV,

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whether it's you know, Delkas or
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remember hearing about a heat dome until
till like a few weeks ago. What

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is a heat dome? Thank you, I'm glad you asked. A heat

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dome occurs when stationary high pressure with
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in the Gulf of Mexico and heat
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That's according to Texas State climatologist John
Nielsen Gammon. He goes on to

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say, by the time we get
into the middle of summer, it's hard

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to get the hot air aloft.
If it's going to happen. This is

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the time of year, it will. He also said July and August don't

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have as much sunlight because the sun
is retreating from the summer. Soul Just

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why can't we get the heat aloft
heat rises. I don't understand that either.

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I guess it's because that's a hang
on, the heat from the sun

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and the combines with warmer air hang
on. I'm sciencing by the time we

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get to the middle of summer,
it's hard to get the hot air aloft.

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I guess because it's so hot it
doesn't actually go anywhere. Yeah,

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there's no colder air that's pushing it
up. Yeah. Or perhaps it's just

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hot all the way to purple.
Could be it just doesn't matter. It's

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like, you know, you know, like like space is, you know,

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is is. I don't don't know
what the exact temperature of space is,

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but it's very, very cold.
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you know, to where the billionaires
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it's hot from all the way they're
down. I guess that's the heat

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dome. Can we abolish the heat
dome into constitutional amendment? You know what?

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I'm sure, I'm sure you could
pass a resolution if you were to

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propose is one on the floor.
It might be one of the few things

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that are that our legislatures might actually
agree on right now, is that they

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wouldn't agree on it, but they'd
at least hold a bunch of hearings and

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posture for the cameras for a couple
of weeks and and hold up, hold

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up photos and video of one hunter
by getting a blowjob, and say,

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this is what's contributing to the heatwave. This is why it's so hot around

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here. It's because of this guy. His laptop is overeating. I have

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never been more disgusted with our political
leaders though. The thing is, though,

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is that Republican Democrat, whatever it
is, even living libertarian, green

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Barty, whatever everyone would agree is
hot. The problem is the why and

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the how. That's that's where everyone
draws lines in the sand. Me,

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for one, I'm just gonna wait
for Jason Aldeen to tell me what it's

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like in a small town as far
as hot and cold, and then I'll

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formative thing. So I don't I
don't miss the oppressive heat of Texas and

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the heat gnome, but I will
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shootings, you know where I live
Now, keep in mind, shooting still

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happen, it's just not as many. Well there's not as many people down

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there, all right. Yeah,
I guess it could be just a pure

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percentage thing, but the sheer volume
feels less. I live on an island

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with roughly fifty thousand people as opposed
to five million, So yeah, I

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guess, you know, it might
just be a perceived thing versus you know,

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actual math. Speaking of shootings,
have you heard the news about a

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Keeb Talib's brother, And I'm going
to screw up the pronunciation of his name,

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I'm sure, but it's spelled y
aqub, I believe, So I'm

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gonna call him you a cube or
it sounds better than yakub. Yeah,

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I mean, I truly have no
idea how to pronounce it, so I'm

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just giving it my best shot.
Was this the guy that shot and killed

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like another football coach at a like
at a kid's football game, Yes,

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in front of all the kids and
the parents, And I remember there,

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Yeah, I remember that story.
I think it was was it like two

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years ago that that had happened in
Dallas? I think it was only a

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year ago? Oh wow? Or
not? Yeah, it's it's fairly recent

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but a key delete for people who
don't know, was a very good cornerback

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in the NFL for many years.
And anyways, brother shot and killed another

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coach at this youth football event.
I would say allegedly, but I think

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he's already played and been coned.
Is that the Is that the new information

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about the story? Yeah, I
read that he's taken a plea deal,

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so I've got to believe that that
means he's pled. He's going to be

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sentenced next month, I think August
seventh, So yeah, he he took

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a deal for thirty seven years.
Jesus, that was the plea. Well,

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I mean there's so on murder.
There's a halftime requirement, which means

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he's eligible for parole in eighteen and
a half years. I think he's thirty

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nine, so you know, fifty
seven fifty eight he'll be that's not bad,

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you know for killing the guy.
He'll be out, and he'll be

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out in less time than than than
than a previous show member. Yes,

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and a key to leave like he
I believe he was implicated in some of

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this, but he's gonna skate,
oh totally. Although I think he did

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lose his ESPN, gig or he
was a commentator on some major network and

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he backed away from I think he
was on Fox. Yeah, he actually

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was a fairly promising young like commentator. But you know what he's entertaining as

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hell. If I don't care,
I don't. I don't care if his

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brother shot and killed somebody, he
should be able to keep his job.

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If Skip, if Fox is willing
to employ anything having to do with Skip

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Bayliss, why do you care if
some if one of your one of your

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you know, talent pieces brother killed
the guy. I think he was the

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one that chose to back away.
If I remember the story correctly, at

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least that that's what was reported at
the time, then I guess that would

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make sense because Fox doesn't seem to
have a whole lot of standards when it

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comes to certain things like that.
And I say that purely based on the

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Skip Bayliss employment. Yeah, but
I think there's one thing if you're you

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know, turning into whatever the crap
is that Bayliss is on now on FS

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one versus you know, big yeah, Big Fox in the NFL booth,

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and I'm sure the NFL probably is
like MS lets let's play out a little

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bit before. Yeah, you put
him back in there. I mean,

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he'll probably get another job. He
was actually pretty good and like he literally

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if you ever hear an interview with
a key to League, like he talks

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about how like I think it was
his grandmother, like his uncle hit his

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mom or something I forgot, but
like basically his grandmother shot his uncle and

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the uncle apologized, wow did oh. So she must have gotten her same

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gun training at the place where Dick
Cheney got his. Uh No, I

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think she meant to shoot literally,
like they called I remember, because that's

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one of those called her big Mama
and said big Mama pulled out a gun

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and just popped his ass. Don't
do it. Well, we don't know

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that the guy that I forget who
it was that Dick Cheney shot in the

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face. But we don't know that
that guy may have called Dick Cheney big

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big Mama. I mean, if
you're gonna get shot in the face by

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the vice president, and it'll probably
be in response to being called vice president

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big mama, and he probably apologized
for getting in the way of Cheney's gun.

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So yeah, you might be right
he did. Do you not remember

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that? No, the guy the
guy that Dick Cheney shot in the face,

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later apologized to Dick Cheney for causing
such a ruck as I'm sorry I

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stuck my face in front of your
bird shot. What are you for the

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bullet change? He's just like you
can vin moo me. Oh god.

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It is amazing though, because like
with a Keeb to Leabe, like you

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said, every you know, very
accomplished, you know, defensive player in

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the NFL on the field, but
he was also pretty accomplished off the field

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as far as legal run ins.
I mean, honestly, when the story,

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when the story happened in Dallas that
you know, you saw the headline

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something about a Keeb to Leeb and
his shooting, everyone just assumed it was

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a Keeb to Leabe that did it. Yeah, I mean he was never

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charged. From what I remember,
there was there was quite the altercation,

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but yea, yeah, Cube,
it was the only one to actually poetic.

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God, that's kind to be difficult
names to say because the name's kind

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of like you're used to saying a
Keeb to Leb and it rhymes like I

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want to say yakube to Lea,
but instead it's yacube to Leab. But

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It makes me want to say,
yeah, kup talub. Well you can

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say that he's in jail, will
big You know he's gonna come and get

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me. What about Big Mamas?
She might come and get me if I

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say his name wrong. Well,
that's true. He always gotta worry about

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Big Mama. Sounds like you gotta
worry about the whole damn family. Are

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there any other um? So,
so you said he did a plea deal.

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And since it's it's a state thing, you so you do halftime on

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that. You said, as opposed
to federal stuff. What's the federal thing?

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Now? Is it eighty five percent
ninety percent of your sentence before you're

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eligible for parole? Yeah, I
think it's roughly eighty percent, And it's

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not parole per se, but I
mean it might as well be. You

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get good time credit for certain types
of programming, and I think basically for

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just being there for the most part
not causing too much trouble, they end

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up knocking about twenty percent off your
time. Gotja. People were up in

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arms. I don't know if you
saw there was a story a couple of

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weeks back Elizabeth home sentence drastically reduced. Well, you know, the Bureau

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of Prisons posted her release date,
which was I don't know, a year

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and a half or so less than
her sentence, And that's just standard.

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She's not getting any kind of special
treatment. That's true of with her a

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couple of former show members. You
know, I don't know if you can

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see the snot on. These kind
of shot out of my nose right there.

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So what's more likely to happen,
getting getting some time off your federal

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sentence for good behavior or an owl
showing up in your backyard. Oh,

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that's an easy one. Since owls
no longer exist. We went through this

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last time. Owls are extinct?
Are they extinct in general or just extinct

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from your backyard? But they are
extinct. They no longer exist, they

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have ceased to be collectively. You're
just straight before the show because he was

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mouthing off about owls, and I
said, when was the last time you

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saw one? He said, oh, personally, yeah, personally yeah.

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But I don't look for owls.
I don't have an owl house. It

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wouldn't do any good. I feel
like if I did have an owl house

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that you know, they would come
and visit. That's what I thought too,

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it's here I am perpetrated by the
owl house industry. But here's Everett

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with his owl house in his backyard
and no owl. So therefore it must

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be that all owls are extinct.
So what we need to do, then,

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treys you and I need to go, uh put up owl houses in

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our yards and and just you know, test it. Yeah, good luck?

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How mad wouever it be if the
same we had families of owls in

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our owl house. You know what
sucks too, is in my neighborhood,

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the neighbors have taken to putting up
speakers in their trees. I haven't been

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actually seen the speakers, but I
can hear the owl sounds coming from some

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of the neighbors trees when I go
on my walks in the evenings, and

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I think, you know, that's
just uncool. So your neighbors are just

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trolling you with owls sounds? Well, yeah, I mean it's got to

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be because there are no owls that
say is this is this just your self

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delusion? And you're bitter that they're
owls all around you, but they just

404
00:30:21.640 --> 00:30:25.599
don't like your house. I haven't
seen a single one tray, but you've

405
00:30:25.599 --> 00:30:32.000
heard them. I hear owl sounds
and have to be coming from speakers because

406
00:30:32.079 --> 00:30:34.359
owls no longer exist, you need
to follow along. I think what you

407
00:30:34.400 --> 00:30:37.640
need to do, Everett, is
you need to go on You need to

408
00:30:37.640 --> 00:30:41.640
go on next door to make sure
that there's not some sort of neighborhood conspiracy.

409
00:30:41.000 --> 00:30:45.440
As you go walking down the street, everyone is playing owl sounds because

410
00:30:45.480 --> 00:30:49.920
they know you're on the hunt to
make sure your neighbors aren't just jacking with

411
00:30:51.000 --> 00:30:53.559
you. Oh they're jacking with me. I don't And if I go on

412
00:30:53.680 --> 00:30:57.079
next door, they're all just gonna
have some sense of satisfaction that oh,

413
00:30:57.160 --> 00:31:00.319
yeah, we're messing with his mind. I'm not going to give them the

414
00:31:00.359 --> 00:31:06.920
pleasure. So you just would rather
just believe that there's a great conspiracy to

415
00:31:07.039 --> 00:31:10.559
keep owls away from you. There's
no need to keep owls away from me

416
00:31:10.640 --> 00:31:15.039
trade they don't exist, see Tray, It's a lot easier to skip over

417
00:31:15.079 --> 00:31:19.160
the conspiracy theory and land somewhere in
the realm of reality that a species is

418
00:31:19.200 --> 00:31:26.039
extinct. Damn, what was the
last time you saw an owl? That's

419
00:31:26.079 --> 00:31:32.319
what I thought. Yeah, yeah, I have a poor memory. Evert

420
00:31:38.400 --> 00:31:49.319
you're listening to the treehouse visit us
online that treehouse OnAir dot com eight three

421
00:31:49.400 --> 00:31:53.839
three Cook DFWS the phone number you're
going to need to call Cook DFW Roofing

422
00:31:53.839 --> 00:31:57.319
and Restoration for your free roof inspection. You want to make sure your roof

423
00:31:57.359 --> 00:32:00.079
survived the last dorman is ready for
the next one. Give our guys a

424
00:32:00.119 --> 00:32:04.880
Cook DFW Roofing and Restoration a call. Let's get Daniel Cook in here,

425
00:32:05.240 --> 00:32:07.559
and Daniel, I'm curious if a
homeowner's out there. They had some damage

426
00:32:07.599 --> 00:32:10.000
to the roof. They had the
insurance come out. An insurance sent them

427
00:32:10.039 --> 00:32:14.160
a nice big check for twenty five
thousand dollars, but they've decided now,

428
00:32:14.400 --> 00:32:16.960
ooh, maybe I can shop this
around and try to get some estimates,

429
00:32:17.240 --> 00:32:21.400
see if I can find someone willing
to do the job for twenty in pocket.

430
00:32:21.400 --> 00:32:22.640
Five grants had a good idea,
Hey Dan, Hey, no,

431
00:32:22.720 --> 00:32:25.880
it's not at all because a lot
of times people will get that first check

432
00:32:27.039 --> 00:32:29.960
and they start thinking, well,
I'm sure I can get this done cheaper,

433
00:32:30.400 --> 00:32:31.759
and what happens is like everything in
life. You know, if you

434
00:32:31.839 --> 00:32:37.559
got a check from your health insurance
provider to get a back operation for fifty

435
00:32:37.599 --> 00:32:39.319
thousand, and you found another doctor
that was going to do it for thirty

436
00:32:40.160 --> 00:32:44.359
I don't know if I let that
doctor do my back operation. And that's

437
00:32:44.359 --> 00:32:47.640
the same thing in your house too. When you're dealing with an expensive item

438
00:32:47.640 --> 00:32:52.000
at your house, it's worth four
or five six hundred thousand dollars, and

439
00:32:52.119 --> 00:32:54.839
your roof sometimes could be worth thirty
or forty thousand, and you find another

440
00:32:54.880 --> 00:32:58.319
roofing company that says, yeah,
we'll do it for twenty five. There's

441
00:32:58.319 --> 00:33:00.920
some red flags there, Dan.
They're not going to put a quality product

442
00:33:01.000 --> 00:33:04.759
on your house for twenty five thousand
dollars. That's not going to happen.

443
00:33:05.279 --> 00:33:07.000
You think, if it does,
everybody out there would be doing it.

444
00:33:07.039 --> 00:33:10.359
And that's just not how you do
it. So the quality products, quality

445
00:33:10.400 --> 00:33:15.160
craftsmanship, you know, workmanship,
warranties that are going to be there long

446
00:33:15.200 --> 00:33:20.400
after the trucks pulling away from your
curb. We don't do tell light warranties.

447
00:33:20.400 --> 00:33:22.559
And I know there's a lot of
companies out there that do tell aight

448
00:33:22.599 --> 00:33:24.279
warranties. Dan, do you know
what a tail light warranty is? I

449
00:33:24.319 --> 00:33:29.160
do not. Once you see the
tail lights leave the neighborhood, your warranty

450
00:33:29.279 --> 00:33:31.720
is gone, sir. So that's
The biggest difference is we have a store

451
00:33:31.759 --> 00:33:35.480
that you can walk into, you
can come see us. We're going to

452
00:33:35.559 --> 00:33:38.759
stand behind our products, our workmanship, our name. Everything is going to

453
00:33:38.839 --> 00:33:43.559
be there for you because we want
you to have a long term success with

454
00:33:43.599 --> 00:33:46.519
your roof, not just something fly
by night just save you money. Yeah,

455
00:33:46.599 --> 00:33:50.640
and the lesson in there is don't
cut corners, especially when it comes

456
00:33:50.680 --> 00:33:54.000
to doing things that are on your
house. So give our guys a cook

457
00:33:54.079 --> 00:33:59.720
DFW Roofing and restoration, a call
free roof inspection eight three three cook DFW

458
00:33:59.839 --> 00:34:07.359
that take three three cook DFW or
cookdfw dot comline that treehouse fire dot com.

459
00:34:08.360 --> 00:34:13.400
Let's welcome into the treehouse. Jacqueline
from Brooks Plumbing Their phone number two

460
00:34:13.440 --> 00:34:16.199
one four three six eight thirty eight
thirty eight, the website Brooks Plumbing,

461
00:34:16.320 --> 00:34:20.960
Texas dot com. Now, Jacqueline, I'm pretty sure I already know the

462
00:34:20.960 --> 00:34:22.800
answer to this, but I want
to just make sure for everybody. Do

463
00:34:22.880 --> 00:34:27.960
you do emergency plumbing services at Brooks
Plumbing? We do. In fact,

464
00:34:28.360 --> 00:34:30.400
you know the floaties that they put
on kid's arms when they're really young and

465
00:34:30.400 --> 00:34:35.079
they're learning to swim. Yes,
every one of my trucks have at least

466
00:34:35.119 --> 00:34:37.360
two pairs of those, just in
case you find yourself swimming in your own

467
00:34:37.360 --> 00:34:42.400
home. We do do emergency response, but let me tell you the short

468
00:34:42.400 --> 00:34:45.559
and quick of this is, especially
if you've got an active water leak,

469
00:34:45.639 --> 00:34:47.000
if you do not know how to
turn off the water at your house,

470
00:34:47.440 --> 00:34:51.679
I will recommend that you do not
call me first. The first thing you

471
00:34:51.719 --> 00:34:54.519
should do is call and I hate
to be this person nine one one,

472
00:34:54.599 --> 00:34:59.320
and ask them to immediately dispatch you
the firetruck. Because the reason why is

473
00:34:59.360 --> 00:35:02.159
that if the house is flooding,
nobody's going to get there faster than your

474
00:35:02.199 --> 00:35:06.320
local to fire department. They're gonna
know how to turn off your water,

475
00:35:06.800 --> 00:35:08.880
and they're going to be there faster
than any plumber you can hire. After

476
00:35:08.920 --> 00:35:13.519
you call them, then call me. They won't bill you for that.

477
00:35:13.679 --> 00:35:15.960
You can try and sit there and
google for the phone number for your water

478
00:35:16.079 --> 00:35:20.880
department, but good luck finding that
when you actively need it. I've called

479
00:35:20.920 --> 00:35:23.280
the fire department for so many homeowners. Just call them first if you don't

480
00:35:23.280 --> 00:35:27.199
know how to turn off your water, and then let me come through and

481
00:35:27.280 --> 00:35:30.280
then we'll fix it. Let's reduce
the damage to the inside of your property

482
00:35:30.320 --> 00:35:34.239
first. That's my advice. So
not only are you getting great plumbing services,

483
00:35:34.239 --> 00:35:37.440
you're also getting great house tips at
nine one one hacks from Jackline at

484
00:35:37.480 --> 00:35:40.519
Brooks Plumbing. Give them a call
for any and all of your plumbing needs

485
00:35:40.559 --> 00:35:45.159
and once and desires. Two one
four three six eight thirty eight thirty eight.

486
00:35:45.360 --> 00:35:46.920
That's two one four three six eight
thirty eight thirty eight. Or of

487
00:35:47.000 --> 00:35:55.400
course that website again, Brooks Plumbing
Texas dot com. You're in visit us

488
00:35:55.400 --> 00:36:02.719
online at Treehouse OnAir dot com.
This segment of the treehouse is brought to

489
00:36:02.760 --> 00:36:07.760
you by Brooks Plumbing the phone number
two one four three six eight thirty eight

490
00:36:07.840 --> 00:36:10.679
thirty eight. That is two one
four three six eight thirty eight thirty eight.

491
00:36:10.719 --> 00:36:17.519
The website Brooks Plumbing Texas dot com. So if the unimaginable happened and

492
00:36:17.599 --> 00:36:22.920
you had that mediorite crash through your
roof into your bathroom destroying your bathroom,

493
00:36:23.119 --> 00:36:27.679
cook you have w roofing and restoration
will fix the roof and will actually help

494
00:36:27.719 --> 00:36:30.840
you redo the bathroom. But you're
gonna need plumbing work. That plumbing cannon

495
00:36:30.880 --> 00:36:35.920
should be done by your friends at
Brooks Plumbing two one four three six,

496
00:36:36.000 --> 00:36:38.000
eight, thirty eight, thirty eight
for any and all of your plumbing once

497
00:36:38.039 --> 00:36:44.960
and needs Rooks Plumbing Texas dot Com. Every No, know, you got

498
00:36:45.000 --> 00:36:47.679
to get out of the treehouse pretty
soon. You have like a like a

499
00:36:47.840 --> 00:36:52.280
like a major law appointment or something
you have to go to court. Well,

500
00:36:52.280 --> 00:36:57.159
I have an appointment. It's with
my phrenologist. Phrenologist, Yes,

501
00:36:57.719 --> 00:37:01.559
is that like a is that like
a doctor for your frienulum? No,

502
00:37:02.000 --> 00:37:08.199
it's uh, basically professional, a
doctor as it were, who determines your

503
00:37:08.239 --> 00:37:14.719
mental traits by examining the bumps on
your head where they're located, and their

504
00:37:15.000 --> 00:37:19.360
size and so forth. So it
is a doctor for your freenulum. Well

505
00:37:19.679 --> 00:37:22.400
you said head. Oh you mean
like actual cranium head not less not not

506
00:37:22.639 --> 00:37:27.960
not the sweet soft spot on the
underside of our penises. No, that's

507
00:37:28.000 --> 00:37:32.920
another specialty. Yeah it is.
Yeah, Tray and I both smile,

508
00:37:34.039 --> 00:37:37.760
big eyebrows. Yeah it is.
Yeah. Yeah. See this is this

509
00:37:37.840 --> 00:37:42.320
is the second time in less than
like a week that edging has been brought

510
00:37:42.360 --> 00:37:45.480
up on the show. All right, so so what is it you so

511
00:37:45.559 --> 00:37:50.559
you're going to You're going to a
doctor that is going to to check your

512
00:37:50.559 --> 00:37:53.920
head? Well, yeah, they, as I say, determine certain mental

513
00:37:54.000 --> 00:37:59.519
characteristics that you may have based on
the bumps on your head, their location

514
00:37:59.599 --> 00:38:05.960
and side, and how they're closter
together tell us you have too much free

515
00:38:05.960 --> 00:38:07.639
time on your hands, without telling
us you have too much free time on

516
00:38:07.679 --> 00:38:10.960
your hands. Well, you know, I mean, I think it's important

517
00:38:12.000 --> 00:38:17.840
to get a full measure of your
health at any age, certainly, but

518
00:38:17.960 --> 00:38:22.199
as you get older it's you know, you want to make sure that everything's

519
00:38:22.199 --> 00:38:24.880
in order, And I think phrenology
for me is the next logical step.

520
00:38:27.039 --> 00:38:34.239
He's actually a veterinary phrenologist, but
he did such good work with my dogs

521
00:38:34.360 --> 00:38:36.840
that I thought I'd give it a
try, he offered, and I thought,

522
00:38:36.920 --> 00:38:43.159
well why not? So you have
a You ever have an appointment with

523
00:38:43.239 --> 00:38:50.280
a veterinary to examine you? Phrenologist? Yes? How do you spell that?

524
00:38:51.320 --> 00:38:58.880
P R E N O L O
G I S T. I'm surprised

525
00:38:58.880 --> 00:39:01.599
it popped up phrenology the detailed study
of the shape and size of the cranium

526
00:39:01.639 --> 00:39:07.760
as a supposed indication of character and
mental abilities. Every other time I've ever

527
00:39:07.760 --> 00:39:13.400
heard that word, it's an old
It's an eighties movie with Charlie Sheen and

528
00:39:13.440 --> 00:39:16.280
Amelio, the Brothers Estevez minute work, minute work? Have you remember,

529
00:39:16.880 --> 00:39:20.480
Oh my god, today, he's
a great day. You dropped in a

530
00:39:20.480 --> 00:39:23.639
minute work reference. I love that
movie. Gotta love that movie. But

531
00:39:23.760 --> 00:39:27.840
ever, here's my question for you. Is this something you're doing, like

532
00:39:27.920 --> 00:39:30.360
for him to examine you? Or
or is this some other like are you

533
00:39:30.400 --> 00:39:36.519
going to be a phrenology apprentice?
And along with your blacksmithing and owl house

534
00:39:36.599 --> 00:39:42.360
building and don't don't forget about the
falconry falconry? Yes, well, you

535
00:39:42.400 --> 00:39:46.000
know I've considered that, and that
actually, you know, being examined by

536
00:39:46.000 --> 00:39:52.079
a phrenologist is actually the first step
toward becoming educated as one. You know,

537
00:39:52.119 --> 00:39:53.880
to see if it's something that you
like, you need to have experience

538
00:39:53.920 --> 00:39:58.679
with it as a patient. So
you know, I'm considering it. But

539
00:40:00.199 --> 00:40:02.280
the same isn't the same sort of
mentality that the guy had as the head

540
00:40:02.280 --> 00:40:05.960
of Men's warehouse. It's like,
not only am I the president, but

541
00:40:06.000 --> 00:40:09.280
I'm also a client. Well it
could be. And you know, I'm

542
00:40:09.280 --> 00:40:12.880
not sure what his views on phrenology
were, but I wouldn't be at all

543
00:40:12.920 --> 00:40:20.400
surprised if he were an enthusiast.
And and here's my next question, what

544
00:40:20.599 --> 00:40:22.719
was going on with your dog that
you took your dog to a phrenologist?

545
00:40:23.000 --> 00:40:28.440
Oh? Yeah, good question.
Well it's important, you know, with

546
00:40:28.559 --> 00:40:30.320
dogs to figure out what their traits
are going to be. What can you

547
00:40:30.360 --> 00:40:35.800
expect from a puppy when you when
you bring it home or contemplating bringing it

548
00:40:35.920 --> 00:40:39.719
home and taking it to a Taking
your dog to a veterinary phrenologist is the

549
00:40:39.800 --> 00:40:45.800
perfect solution. So what what did
what did the dog phrenologists tell you?

550
00:40:45.880 --> 00:40:50.599
I'm assuming you're talking about Gladys.
You're a you're a newer addition to the

551
00:40:50.639 --> 00:40:53.159
family, the basset hound. Yes, So what did the dog phnologists tell

552
00:40:53.159 --> 00:41:00.880
you about Gladys's puppy dome? Well, he said that she would likely be

553
00:41:00.960 --> 00:41:07.519
a dog that follows her nose a
lot, that sniffs a lot. And

554
00:41:07.639 --> 00:41:10.760
he was right, I mean,
he was spot on. So that's really

555
00:41:10.800 --> 00:41:15.440
in part what impressed me to think, you know, maybe I should take

556
00:41:15.440 --> 00:41:19.280
the next logical step here. So
he told you that about a hound dog

557
00:41:19.280 --> 00:41:22.039
puppy. Did he also he tell
you that, you know, you might

558
00:41:22.679 --> 00:41:28.079
get a shoe torn up and carpet
pet on. How'd you know that?

559
00:41:30.239 --> 00:41:31.880
Hey, Trey, Hey Trey,
you remember the good old days when when

560
00:41:31.880 --> 00:41:43.239
we thought Everett was the smartest of
us all. Behold Frono. So what

561
00:41:43.400 --> 00:41:45.320
is it, Everett that you're expecting
the dog for knowledge is to find on

562
00:41:45.400 --> 00:41:51.239
your head? Well, bumps,
you know that are going to um,

563
00:41:55.679 --> 00:42:00.960
that's right, yuck it up.
But this is serious business. I'm sorry.

564
00:42:01.519 --> 00:42:05.880
Did he also tell you that you
know there would be an your dog

565
00:42:05.920 --> 00:42:10.079
would have an eternal, lifelong battle
with squirrels? How'd you know that?

566
00:42:12.519 --> 00:42:15.119
I've had a Bassett Hound. It
sounds like you've had a phrenologist. Yes,

567
00:42:15.239 --> 00:42:19.159
that's what I was gonna say.
Yeah, I think you'd probably did

568
00:42:19.199 --> 00:42:23.239
you take your dog to a phrenologist? I think what Trey did is Trey

569
00:42:23.360 --> 00:42:32.880
had Trey had his dog called Miss
Cleo of phrenology. Yeah, it was

570
00:42:32.920 --> 00:42:37.199
a Deon Warwick Psychic Friends Network,
phrenolog part of the network. Yeah you

571
00:42:37.719 --> 00:42:42.199
So, if you wanted human regular
stuff, you know, you'd hit you

572
00:42:42.239 --> 00:42:45.960
know one, But then if you
needed the dog you know, phrenology stuff,

573
00:42:45.960 --> 00:42:50.000
you hit two and that got you
like LaToya Jackson instead of Deon Warwick

574
00:42:50.079 --> 00:42:54.840
or something. Phrenology has been around
for I don't know, at least five

575
00:42:54.920 --> 00:43:00.159
or six years, so I think, is there is there a like a

576
00:43:00.239 --> 00:43:07.519
specific concern that you're wanting the dog
fornologists to uh to address or to investigate

577
00:43:07.639 --> 00:43:13.320
on your head? Well, I
want him to find out if if I

578
00:43:13.440 --> 00:43:22.840
have a proclivity to bark. What
a better source than a veterinary phrenologist,

579
00:43:22.159 --> 00:43:25.039
you know? And sometimes in my
sleep, I'll you know, or you

580
00:43:25.079 --> 00:43:30.719
know, I'll wake up and kind
of make these sounds that are reminiscent of

581
00:43:30.719 --> 00:43:35.119
of of dogs. So so does
that mean then it's it's your girlfriend Cynthia

582
00:43:35.239 --> 00:43:39.360
that is pushing you to go see
a specialist for your dog like tendencies in

583
00:43:39.360 --> 00:43:45.920
your sleep. How'd you know that
that's there a concern because you've been trying

584
00:43:45.960 --> 00:43:52.280
to lick your balls? Yeah,
you know that's that's more a matter of,

585
00:43:52.519 --> 00:43:57.679
uh, that's a job for a
chiropractor. All right. I believe

586
00:43:57.679 --> 00:44:00.559
we've we've we've now crossed the line
of stupid, that I can that I

587
00:44:00.559 --> 00:44:07.599
can stay out, that I now
have way too many visuals of Everett in

588
00:44:07.639 --> 00:44:15.800
my head that I'll never be able
to erase. Wow. For all things

589
00:44:15.840 --> 00:44:19.800
Treehouse, go to Treehouse OnAir dot
com. Follow us on social media at

590
00:44:19.840 --> 00:44:22.599
Treehouse on Air. For me,
it's at d daniel'maley. For Trey,

591
00:44:22.639 --> 00:44:27.920
it's at Trey Trend Holme One or
Everett. It's at Everett Newton except on

592
00:44:27.960 --> 00:44:32.280
Instagram it's at Everett Newton Attorney,
which maybe at some point I'll have a

593
00:44:32.280 --> 00:44:38.400
new handle at Everett Newton Phrenology.
But until that day, we'll see you

594
00:44:38.519 --> 00:44:49.239
next time. See it all right? Sound stupid?