Episode 51: Cake or Death?

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Time to leave your worries outside and
join us here in the tree house.

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I'm Daniel Malley along with Trey Trenholme
and our newest member in the tree House,

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Rash. So Trey wrote some stuff
and because Trey wrote some stuff,

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the last part of the show today, we'll have a very special appearance by

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our old friend Luke Brian. Oh
nice, I'm glad. Oh no,

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no, no, no, Raj
not nice. It's not not nice in

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the last but good and terrible,
good and terrible. So that is coming

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up today. And as much as
I love to start with our strongest material

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first, and it's really tempting to
do that with with Luke Bryan's version of

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I'm going to lay you down,
I instead feel like they're stronger content to

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start a treehouse today, and that
is this. I do believe I have

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found the perfect woman or our Trey
trenhole Really yeah, all right, And

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keep in mind, I've now known
Trey, let's see, since two thousand

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and two. I've known Trey for
twenty one years. For twenty one years,

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I've known Trey. We've helped each
other through good times, bad times,

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alcohol, uh, people coming and
going in various forms relationships for certain

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and I like to think I have
at least a little bit of an idea

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of what Trey likes. Yeah,
and I also know I also have an

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idea of what I think is good
for Tray, and those two things don't

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always sync up. Yeah, so
you found you found the perfect You think

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you found the perfect girl? That's
wow. I'm I'm intrigued, to say

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the least. I just want to
is it? Is it a situation where

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he has to go during visiting hours
or is it My first question was where

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where is she? Institutionals? How
are you from Green Oaks? See,

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this is where those two worlds of
what Trey likes versus what is best for

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Tray collid because I know what Trey
wants. And that's crazy, because Trey

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loves him some crazy, but I
know that that's not what he needs.

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If we can just find a functional
schizophrenic, if we can just run you

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know, somebody that has a job
but goes a little, you know,

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a little crazy after five you know
what I mean? Yeah? Yeah,

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yeah, not nine to five normal, but yeah, for for Trey time.

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What do you say functional schizophrenical?
Uh? Yeah, I think and

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see and when I said it.
Look look at that man's face light up.

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Oh yeah, he absolutely has lit
up like a Christmas tree. I

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feel like, Trey, you should
just get on tender and the headline should

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just be looking for functional schizophrenic.
Yeah, you should just just kind of

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just troll where the just medicals.
It's right next to Medical City, Renokes

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is right there. Just kind of
hang outside, just have loose cigarettes.

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They'll come, they'll come running.
It's like, it's like if I can't

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find a schizophrenic or a heroin addic, you know either way. I mean,

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I'm just saying, it's like pigeons
and popcorn, loose cigarettes and the

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crazy. Uh. I also feel
like that. I also feel like the

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I feel like the lobby of a
mental institution would actually be a great place

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to use the classic line do you
come here off one one? Because it

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could be a red flag, but
for Tray it could be a green flag.

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Is it crazy that I find too
attractive? You can use that that

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you can just start. Tray's not
just strolling, He's he's also he's also

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an outpatient. Now that's when that's
when you you you go to you go

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to the spirit the costume place you
get yourself a lab coat, and I'm

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just gonna sit in the lobby and
assess. Just just have your clipboard out

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of things that you need, uh
and you're looking for, and right before

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they get to uh being admitted it, snatch them, take them for your

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own. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. The ironic thing though on on Tray's

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clipboard. It's just going to be
one question, are you all right?

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Let's say at yeah, I get
their chart and you take a look their

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meds and go yeah, yeah,
too crazy? Okay, okay, So

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I'm curious. Trade just right at
what dosage? Is lithium too much?

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Is there such a thing? Every
person, every person is different, Dan,

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You know what, that's very mature
of you. Trade Not to judge,

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Not to judge a woman by the
cover on her pillbox. Yeah,

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not. Never touch a woman by
her dosage. That should be on your

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headstone. Never judge a woman by
her dosage. There he lies, so

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killed by a woman. Yeah,
that sounds about right. I could see

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that. No, No, that's
definitely famous last words if I've ever heard

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them. No, So in this
case, trade, I don't don't know.

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I don't know about the crazy level, but I have a theory on

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it. But this is where I
feel like this is the right amount of

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wholesome for you. And I also
feel like this this particular individual is very

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strong at something that you are very
weak, and that is this A lot

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of people see as having a sweet
tooth as a weakness, right, Okay,

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Well this is Elizabeth rose strongest point
because she is a baker. Oh

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and we learned recently, Tray and
like in the like the last week or

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two, that you love ice cream
and cake and woman this woman Elizabeth Rowe

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one season two of the Netflix series
Is It Cake. Oh yeah, that's

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a great show. So what she
does for a living, Tray is she

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bakes cakes. Okay, I see
I see this going from being uh shot

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in in in bed by a jealous
X to now my six hundred pound life.

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It'll really hit all the possible docu
dramas. I just want to see

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a six hundred pound and Trey.
That's all I wanted. And I'm not

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now how I found her isn't because
I watched the show. It's because Channel

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eight in Dallas recently did a story
on her. Because she is local,

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she's in Lewisville, and she won
season two. I is it Cake?

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Gotcha? Okay, that's kind of
cool. And she has a bakery there

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is It in the London baker herself, a little bit rock and Roll,

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a little bit Mary Poppins. No
one whatever call Elizabeth rowe fake. No,

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no concerns that I do not have
a poker face. What you see

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is what you okay. Despite that, Elizabeth has gotten pretty good at fooling

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people with her cakes. Her realistic
cakes are often mistaken for the thing.

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They're like, this is actually a
cake and people are like what. The

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same reaction she had after getting an
email inviting her to compete on season two

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of Is It Cake? On Netflix. Welcome to Is It Cake? A

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show where contestants try to fool judges
by making the most realistic cakes they can.

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Your job is to try and fool
the judges. Unfortunately, Elizabeth says,

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her first cake, a yoga mat
and yoga block, was a smashing

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disaster, and I was convinced that
I was never going to get to show

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people that I could actually do some
pretty good work. But she survived and

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not only showed she can do good
work, but proved nobody can do it

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better. Elizabeth, who earned the
nickname Stitch Queen for her expertise in creating

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edibles stitches all hail the Queen,
bringing home her apron from the show,

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and a whole lot of confidence.
Yeah, the ninety thousand dollars she won,

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well that was icing on you get
it? Lame? Yeah, and

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while the show has certainly so there
you go, Trey. Oh. I

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also forgot to mention that she's British. I don't know if you have a

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soft spot for accents, but I
feel like most people do. I know

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I do, just because they oppressed
my country for four hundred and fifty years.

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So for you, it's more like
revenge. Yeah, we grew accustomed

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to them. You know. She's
very pretty she uh and and edible stitches.

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Uh. If that's not the selling
point When she hits you over the

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head with a candlestick and you're like, oh, she stitched me up,

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Like, no, that's chocolate,
Well, I mean, but it is

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also I mean the stitches are chocolate. But when but if they get into

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a fight and she's chasing tray around
the bedroom with a candlestick, he's going

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to be ironically yelling is it cake, I do it? Do it?

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Or no? Or when the police
come and they're looking for me and they

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see you know, my body,
and then she goes, no, it's

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kay. Yeah. Yet oddly enough, your corpse has the biggest smile.

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We should trey you and I should
make a trip to the bakery and and

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and meet young Elizabeth Row. I
like it. She actually yeah, she's

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very pretty. So this is why
I think this might happen. Like again,

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I don't know anything about her other
than what was in that newspiece from

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Channel eight. I know that she's
from Lewisville, she's got a bakery there,

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and she one season two of Is
It Cake? On Netflix? And

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she's English, and I think that
there might be This is the stuff that

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I'm just guessing on. I'm just
guessing that to reach that level of success

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in baking things, you have to
have at least a little bit of mad

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scientist in you. So maybe,
just maybe it's the healthiest amount possible of

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crazy four Tray to be attracted to
without going fool schizophrenic. Yeah. But

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and here's the other thing is everything's
funnier with the British accent. So even

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you know crazy, it'll be funnier
with the British accent. Okay, tray,

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let gonna give you a piece of
advice here. And I don't do

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it often because I know you're you're
my older statesman here, But women don't

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like it when you laugh at them
when they're yelling. Again. Yeah,

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that's universal. That doesn't matter.
Where are you from? Crazy? Crazy?

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Still crazy? And when the police
show up and see your corpse on

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the ground, they're going to know
the answer to is it Kate? When

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you're laying there dead, I'm nobody's
gonna go that was whimsical. There's a

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there's a nice big pool of blood
there that it's not sitting still. It

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still seems to be oozing, so
I'm thinking that may not be frost.

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That is not a raspberry coolie.
And then you know she would just say

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something like he was being a winker. Yeah, everyone laughs and moves about

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there. Nobody gets charged with murder. Everybody has a slice of cake and

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goes, oh, yeah, I
like this. The police walk back to

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the walk back to the squad car
with the house in the background, and

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she's waving by to them over their
shoulders and they just look at each other

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and one hits the other one on
the shoulder and just said winker and they

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go about their day. I'd just
like to see, like the medical examiners

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just like, okay, if we're
about to find out what actually killed him,

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and they just go to do the
first decision, it's like, oh,

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yeah, this is cake red millet. Where's the actual body? Like

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we might want to go back to
the bakery because we put that in the

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case. It is going to be
really odd though, when like the shift

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change happens at the medical examiner's office
and they see with a knife and fork

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over the body. I knew something
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of possibly finding Trey, the love
of your life, which by the way,

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I didn't even check to see if
she's single or not. I'm just

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I'm just kind of hoping for the
best for you. And and if he's

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not, then maybe you can play
home record tray. Well maybe yeah,

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definitely. I think that's that adds
to the appeal and the potential of being

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murdered by a jealous a jealous loved
one. It makes it more intriguing because

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one of her pictures I did see
a wedding photo. So oh yeah,

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you're gonna break up a happy home. It's probably not that happy you're gonna

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break up. You're gonna break up. You're gonna break up a happy home

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to make it a trend home.
See what. I couldn't have waited like

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nine more minutes to say that,
huh, because I'm real tempted, not

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only to end this segment at the
one minute forty second mark, I'm tempted

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to end the whole damn show on
that line. I'm sorry. Just don't

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you dare apologize. Just stick it
in your quiver for another time as well.

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We'll do, we'll do, But
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a listener that is in the Lewisville
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you know, because maybe she won, Maybe she won the thing and

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now she's you know, she's in
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and maybe her spouse is like,
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I signed up for bunt cakes,
not one that looks like a tabby,

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and previously a lot like a tabby. Yeah, it's all you eating our

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cat at midnight and that was weird. Now her cakes, her cakes really

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are phenomenal. It's one of those
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that's probably how the reason why they
started the show is because people were decorating

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cakes very extravagantly at home and then
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online and then they basically made a
TV show out of it, to which

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she won, you know, her
season. And I've seen these and it

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is phenomenal what they're able to do
with some flour, some sugar and whatever.

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That magical substance is known as fundant
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Who's Anna you remember Anna Dan who
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She turned me onto a cake boss. I remember watching that and this was

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how she presented it to me,
and I go because I walked in.

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I was like, what in the
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Boss and I was like okay,
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Mafia, but with cakes, and
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do you have to be to be
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you gotta go see childie cakes.
What is he gonna do? It's

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gonna make it cake like that.
I know, it's like that. That's

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like that the mafia life. They
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jobs. By the end of it
it's really badass. Kind of like any

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irishman. He's like paint houses and
then you realize, oh, he's painting

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them with their brains. Now I
get it. Kind of like with the

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cakes, it's like, so you're
making a cake? Yeah, yeah,

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where's Uncle Louie. I want to
see I want to see a mob war

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between the cake mafia and the maple
Syrup Mafia of Canada. That's the war

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we didn't know we needed. Things
are gonna get sticky up here. They

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can't all be gold. They can't
all be gold. Remember saying they can't

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all be gold, but you can
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have you met me, I feel
like I feel like that joke. You

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were just glad to be invited,
But no, we need to find out

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if if this guy's had enough of
her her celebrity status now and and and

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Trey have been been uh in successful
in many fields. You're used to being

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recognized by people, and maybe this
is this is what she needs. It's

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also very possible that when you're this
good at something, it's not just talent

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alone. There also has to be
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crazy? Yes? Or obsessive or
both to be able to make cakes that

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astonishingly beautiful and lifelike. Yeah,
there's gonna be a level of arrogance because

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you have to wake up every day
knowing you can do that. Yeah.

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maybe that if she is married, maybe

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their personal life is not so great
because maybe you know, her husband thinks

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that she spends too much time with
the cakes. Yeah, and he's jealous

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of them. Whereas Trey Trey would
sit there in front of her and say,

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cake me like one of your French
girls, see imber right there at

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the bottom, wrung with you ros, I'm just gonna welcome it. Just

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pisses it just pisses me off.
Like I got the crazy, but I

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didn't get any talent. Maybe you'll
find out that you you're like you're really

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good with icings. When you guys
here would be that Tray is really good

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with piping, you couldn't held up
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Nope, turns out my piping is
premature. They have pills for that.

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Now it's a blue fondent. Let's
just go ahead and assume though that Trey,

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you would mess up this relationship and
uh, that would leave you once

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again alone. But there is good
news. Just because you're alone doesn't mean

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that you have to be unhappy about
it. There is a new dating trend,

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which, by the way, I
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the world can keep up with all
the new trends that are out there.

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There's a new trend for everything,
seemingly on a daily basis. But this

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new one caught my eye because you
know, I thought of you. It's

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called master dating. When you thought
of Tray, I did. I did.

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That's kind of and master dating.
Master dating, it's not. So

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the first thing I thought of was
like it was some sort of a Thomas

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Jefferson slave thing, but it's not
that. So it's it's I was going

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I was going for more of an
Arian brotherhood kind of thing. But you

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you went, you went straight,
uh straight colonial? Okay, I went

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all the way back to the forefathers. Yeah, I would have just gone

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never mind, say I need to
see that that right there. Rage Trey

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saw the invitation and he's like,
I'm not gone, Yes, I see.

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And you said you had no talent. You're marvelous at self editing.

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That was a brilliant self editing.
Oh you have if when we're done with

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this segment, I'll say what I
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oh, yeah, that was a
really good self at it. Yeah,

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like I could see it on your
face. Like if there was an HR,

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i'd be called in. Actually it's
so bad that it actually starts a

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treehouse HR department. Yeah, we're
currently hiring. I've already got someone in

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mind who's very experienced in the HR
REALM. Okay, so master dating,

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master dating. So let's let's let's
stop. It's not colonial, not not

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not arian brotherhood. M. Yeah, so let's let's stop. Let's let's

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stop our wondering of what it could
be. Let's stop our imaginations and let

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me tell you what it actually is. Okay. This is from one of

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the great sources of news and information
of the world is the New York Post.

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Oh yeah, On any given night, you're likely to spot a giddy

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guy or gal at a trendy restaurant, bar, museum, or even a

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fully packed park single handedly going at
it alone. It meaning a solo date.

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Master dating is the latest love and
relationship trend to take social media by

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storm. It's the practice of lavishing
oneself with choice gifts, treats, and

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outings in an effort to establish a
healthy sense of self sufficiency before entering a

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serious relationship with someone else. So
master dating is dating yourself. Oh,

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Trey, you've been doing this for
so long. Yeah, he just didn't

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know that it had a fancy label
to go along with it. It also

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is really weird, though, because
I can't tell you how many times I

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have sent Trey a text over the
years, like hey, you want to

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hang out there? He's like,
no, I'm master dating that. I

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didn't read it closely enough, and
I thought our relationship feels too close.

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But thank god, he's not like
I'm master racing. That would be terrible.

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I'd be like, you know what, that's a different that's a different

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thing altogether, and we're just going
to the park. Right. Uh,

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taking yourself out on dates is an
exercise and self love and self compacion and

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self compassion. That's according to Amy
Noble, a holistic dating coach in the

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West Village of New York. Ye. So so not just any dating coach,

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a holistic one. She goes on
to say, you're teaching yourself about

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your own needs, requirements, and
the things that bring you joy. It's

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about uncovering your own passions. Wow. You know what, Just when I

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think and and and hats off to
you guys, just when I think white

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people can't get weirder, you just
do. Why just have to be a

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white people thing? You don't think
that there are people of color out there

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master dating, as odd as that
sounds, No, I don't. I

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don't. I'm positive. This is
the part that they speak up is white,

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this is this is this is Yeah, this is a very wide people

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think. I don't think it's necessarily
culturally or racially specific to take time for

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oneself, but to give it,
to give it a title, and then

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there's got it, there's and I'm
assuming, but I'm assuming because she's the

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holistic life coach, which is that's
as white as it gets. There's no

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other race of people that are holistic
life. So here's the problem. I

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want to argue with you about that, but I can't. In fact,

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the only thing I can't argue with
you one is that she's a holistic dating

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coach, not a life coach.
Oh, dating coach. I'm sorry,

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holistic dating. But everything else you
said I can't argue because I feel like

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you're correct. Yeah. I when
I hear stuff like that, I all

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my mom just pops into my head
like, like I like this. Lady

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Amy whatever her name is, like, went to her parents like I want

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to be like a holistic dating coach, and her white parents went, of

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course you do, Amy, and
we support you. So you're saying,

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this is what happens when parents are
completely supportive of their children. Yes,

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and and and and why immigrants are
so successful because our parents don't believe in

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us, so they pick our paths
for us. So if I went to

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my mom's like, so I would
like to be a holistic dating coach,

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my mom's like, it was lovely
knowing you leave my house immediately now you're

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homeless, will be a holistic homeless
dating coach? That Yeah, and they

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wouldn't. They would have just made
something like you couldn't even my parents wouldn't

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be able to tell other Indian parents, I would just they would have a

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horrible sort of like, so what
is Roger doing now? He died a

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tragic accident when when when lying to
family and friends, it's easier, it's

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easier than telling them what you actually
do for a living that is cultural is

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yeah, my mother would have killed
it. You want to be a holistic

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life dating coach, I'm like,
yeah, I'm going to have to a

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murderer. You're gonna be a holistic
dating coach. I'm going to be an

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inmate. You know, where all
one of us is living our dream,

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one of us is actually living.
Well, yeah, there's that. I

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mean there are something I mean like
when you hear about people, let's say,

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dying on Mount Everest, automatically just
assume they're white because that does seem

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to be just a white person thing
to do is climb climb mountains. Yeah,

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it's it's just Sharp's just it's just
brown. Sharper's going. See there's

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another one. We told him not
to go. That's Skyle. That's Skyle

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over there. You're in these visit
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Let's get Daniel Cook from Cook dfw
Roofing and Restoration into the Treehouse. His

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phone number that you will need is
eight three three cook DFW. The website

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with lots of great information is cook
dfw dot com. So Daniel, let's

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start today. How often should you
get a roof inspection? Dan? That

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is a fantastic question, and that's
something that's overlooked by several homeowners. And

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that's at least once a year minimum
is when you should have your roof flick.

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That but more if you know you
had some large storms come over your

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home, and everybody knows when you
have a large storm, you had large

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hill, large winds, something in
that magnitude, are you actually develop a

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leak and you find it? But
minimum once a year, even if you

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have no kind of idea that something
happened to your house, because there are

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so many things that happened to your
roof during the normal gear. You know,

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some ahesive could come loose, some
boots could come out and have a

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crack them, some flashings could come
apart, and these are all things that

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will cause problems down the road,
but can easily be prevented if We just

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let you know about it as they
come up. Our inspections are free.

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Our guys are very comparable about coming
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an honest assessment with pictures, giving
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We're not trying just to get a
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house. Matter of fact, we've
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so far, and only two of
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That We're not in the business of
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care of our clients and giving you
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like something that you would like for
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do business with like we do in
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Let's get Jacqueline from Brooks Plumbing into
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two one, four, three six
eight thirty eight thirty eight, their website

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Brooks Plumbing, Texas. So Jaqueline, I'm curious if I need a plumber.

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What should I be looking for in
a good one? You know,

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I'm really big on not up selling
stuff, So they need to be looking

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at what your current problem is.
If you're not having a problem with something,

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my motto is if it's broke,
not broke, don't fix it.

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So just because they come to look
at a toilet that needs a new flapper

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does not necessarily mean that they need
to be trying to sell you a tankless

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water heater. We don't need me
up selling. We don't need somebody in

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an unmarked vehicle that looks like they're
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terrifying, you know what I mean. A uniform shirt goes a really long

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way. I just say, use
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selling tactics or the way that I
hate to say this, if you're uncomfortable

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with a vibe, even get them
out of your house. If you're not

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comfortable with the way that the lady
that answers the phone treats you when you're

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booking your appointment, say I'm sorry, I change my mind. Just go

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with your gut. That's a big
deal. Or a really easy solution would

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be just a call Brooks Plumbing.
Right, that's true, because I'm just

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a joy to talk to. And
Kelsey, my right hand man, who

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can hear me into my left She's
like a little Disney princess. We just

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want to sing to you and send
you plumbers. Give Rooks Plumbing a call.

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They will absolutely take care of you
the same way that they take care

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of us. Here in the Treehouse
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I just realized the holistic dating coach
Trey Uh. Sounds like that'd be someone

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right up your alley for a dating
possibility, because you know she's gonna have

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some crazy Yeah, I mean that
has to be almost certifiably crazy. Yeah,

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it's it's holistic crazy, which means
she doesn't take any meds. Yeah.

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I don't understand the title holistic but
dating coach, like it's a are

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you a dating coach that uses I
don't understand, Like, is it not

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not natural dating? I don't understand
know what it is. I mean,

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I'm guessing dating advice, but with
amethist likes. I just thought that was

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her assistant amethist. Assistant amethist,
and you know, amethist is the brains

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behind the operation. She's a disappointment
to her parents too. But maybe it's

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like holistic dating coach, it's it's
crystals and dream catchers. Oh yeah,

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oh yeah, that'd be I could
I could see that for you. I

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could see that for you and some
wind chimes and some wind chimes, And

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you said, I think that would
be the trifector. That's that's just my

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assumption. I've never actually met a
regular dating coach, let alone one to

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be able to compare the two.
Yeah, so when you're leaving, when

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you're leaving their little studio apartment in
Soho, that's where you go to get

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your holistic dating advice. On the
way out, that's when amethists will sell

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you the crystals and the dream catchers
and yeah, I take the whole program

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and the cassette tapes. Oh yes, that's right, and a cassette player.

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Yeah. But you know what would
be truly shocking on those holistic dating

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advice cassette tapes? As if if
it was someone completely unexpected on that tape,

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Like it's not Amy the holistic dating
coach, and it's not amethistr her

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weird assistant who does all the actual
work. What if it was a celebrity

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be intrigued. Yeah, I mean
it would sell. I think you would

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sell more copies of said cassettes.
Well, the celebrity, I'm thinking has

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probably sold quite a few cassettes.
Oh okay, And I'm not sure if

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I should actually do this or not, but I'm feeling compelled. Am I

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feel this compelled? I feel the
need, well, the spirit. If

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the spirit compels you, Dan,
you have you have to do it.

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Hey y'all, Hi, Luke,
Hey, hey buddy, Oh my god,

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look at y'all on TV. What
is this thing my mom called?

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Oh? Is this the internet?
Oh? Wow? Hi? I'm Luke

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Bran. Hi, Luke. We
missed you. It is man, I've

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missed me. You're you're, you're
with you all the time. I don't

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know how you're you missed you,
but it's a special gift. Roj.

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Okay, well, there is a
holistic dating coach that you can talk to

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about it. Now. I'm not
real big into holistic stuff. I mean,

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there was that one time Bred Dance
Nike and in the pen of Graham,

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but I really felt like that wasn't
on brand for me. So instead

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I just ran over and wrote my
tractor naked for an hour and a half.

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I think that was your last tour. I think that's so was the

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finale. That was the encore U
was I was like three four tours ago.

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That was the I think it was
the farm tour. That was just

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tractor singing. Well, it's I've
I've never formerly met you, but it's

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it's it's lovely. Uh many of
you. I've met you. I've met

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you, rage Ra. But you
know, whatever you want, whatever you

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want to call me. I am
from Podnunk, Georgia. You are named

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rage Okay, I'll take it there
to Luke, But it's anyway, you

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have not met me, but I
have met you many many times because I

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am a I am a fervent believer
in watching people sleep. Okay that uh

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wow uh in in my in my
home, kay, and sometimes in you're

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not homes because because the reason why
I was onto youse, you kind of

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live a little bit of that that
vagrant lifestyle that I'm so attracted to murdering

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or at least to capture for for
a time or for I do find it

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interesting that every city of you perform
in the murder rate goes up. It

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no, the missing rate goes up. If it was if it was purely

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the murder rate, I would not
be free. I apologize for for for

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possibly incriminating you. And a remarkably
astute observation from Luke. Don't get me

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wrong, I'm stupid and stuff,
but you know, when I'm when I'm

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shaking my hips, I'm also thinking
some that's a that's a that's a that's

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a good thing. Well, well
it's it's it's lovely to to to to

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see you in person. This is
this is you are lucky though, right

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because I didn't take you. Because
while you live what seems to be from

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the outside looking in a vaporite lifestyle, you actually go to work and stuff

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and you earn a living. So
I was like, you know what he's

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contributed to society, I'm gonna leave
rage alone. That is. Uh.

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Some people would say that that's extremely
kind. Uh and uh you're above being

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talented and a gifted a musician if
you would call yourself that, Oh I

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do. Very few other people do, but I do. In fact,

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that's part of the reason I wanted
to uh take over Daniel Malley's body for

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for a spell, because I heard
y'all mention the other day something about modern

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country being crap, and I just
I take I take a hard issue to

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that. The forefront of it,
we weren't. It's not as good at

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what we're trying to convey is.
It's not as good as say the classics,

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like your Johnny Cash or your Conway
Twitties or George Jones. It has

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its own flare, but it's not
as as good as I say those guys

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were back in the day. You
know, I have a feeling that someday,

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if y'all ever find women to bear
your children like I have, they

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will eventually say the same thing about
me. It's like, man, that

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that Luke Bryan. He really was
a master lyricist, or at the very

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least of masterful hip. Sweer.
You know, you're you're you're very much

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like Shakira, your your hips don't
lie lyricists. I don't know. I

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mean, you're not gonna You're not
gonna be up there with the greats.

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But this is where I sing an
opportunity to take the crap you believe and

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the crap that I sing and bring
them both together. Okay. And I

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also feel like we can help Trey
in the process, because while I am

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somewhat of an underground kingpin of vagrant
disappearances and alleged murders, I also have

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a soft spot in my heart for
helping losers. Okay, I mean that

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is kind of a sorry was that
mean? Sorry? I have I also

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have a brutally honest bone in my
body. Actually it's not my bone,

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it's you know, it's one of
merle haggards. I like to keep trophies

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on occasion. Well, uh,
yeah, that was a nice sentiment,

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But you didn't have to end with
the loser parties there or something in you

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had in mind that you would like
to to to convey to train and in

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your lyricist form or yes there is, and thank you for leading me down

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that musical path. Uh So,
I figured what I'll do is I'm gonna

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give Trade some really good advice from
my own experiences, but doing it to

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uh to the tune of a Conway
pretty classic. Oh okay, is it

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like it's like that's my job.
That would be that you would consider this

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as your job to help Trade.
No, No, I figured i'd go

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with the one that you were pooping
one on the other day. Oh I

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want to lay you down. Yeah, but it's got to be the Luke

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Brian version. Oh what okay,
I'd love to whenever you're I would love

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to hear it. I think paying
attention, I'm gonna change your love life

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right now, I am. I
am taking notes, make sure I remember

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how this tom goes. There's a
lot of ways to singing what I want

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to do to you. There's songs, poems and promises that your dreams won't

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come true. I won't talk of
making love beneath the moonlit skies on the

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ground. I'll come right out and
tell you that I want to dick you

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down very direct. That is a
beautiful, beautiful dick you down and softly

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whisper you're a slut in your ear. Dick you down and tell you all

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the things I'll do to your rear. I'll let you know how much it

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means speaking your rubber boom. I
love to dick you down. This is

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the greatest of my life. I'm
getting the weirdest look from my cat right

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now. There's so many ways you, stinky coach made this house and too

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home. You do those dirty things
that really turned me on, like squatting

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on my crank and playing with my
taint. Even with you, even even

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with your pewed to curlers, I'd
still love to lay your darrow. I

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mean, I mean dick it down. Stick you down and softly whisper,

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skeat skeet, stick you down,
and shove an oldsmobile right up in your

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ear. I'm gonna dick you down. You get me a beer, honey,

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I love down. That is Thank
you, Luke, that was.

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That's the greatest country song ever written, uh and and performed in the history

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of country songs. I would like
to look on my cat's face. The

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look on my cat's face begs to
differ. I'd also like to point out

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that I did that entire performance with
my wife in the same room and I'm

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still standing, but I'm also afraid
to hit stop on the recording. Oh

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hang on, let me tell my
wife something real quick. Trey wrote that

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trace fall for things Treehouse, go
to Treehouse on Air dot com, on

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social media at Treehouse on Air.
For me, it's at the Daniel Malley.

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For Trey who wrote the song,
at Trey trend home one, and

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for rage it's at Comedian Raj.
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platforms just chose the same word across
all of them. I really do helpful.

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Yes, and make sure to share
this with everybody on your social media

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stuff too. Absolutely tell a friend
because we want we want the we want

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the loop run dick you down,
uh to go viral. That's the that's

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the goal for this, because irony
has that been viral for about a decade.

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We walked into that one. Well
done, Okay, Yeah,