Episode 53: Zombie Porn

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Time to leave your worries outside and
join us here in the treehouse. I'm

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Dan, O'Malley along Wood, Trey
Trendholme, Raj Sharma and very special guest

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friend to the show for many,
many, many, many many many mini

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mini mini, mini mini, many
years. The Rock and Roll attorney Everett

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Newton. Hello, e I don't
think it's been quite that long. You

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don't think it's been that that many
minis. It's a lot of damn minis.

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Man. Well, I mean,
if we're being technical here, you

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are the longest running cast member of
the show, because, yeah, you

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sound something that happened during Civil War
times or something when you throw that.

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Well, no, the show hadn't
been around that long. But I mean

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you started on the show back in
the late nineties when it was on the

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Eagle the first time. It was
a different millennia. That's true, that's

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true. You're the only surviving cast
member from the previous century if it was

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the Beatles, your Paul, that's
right, that's right. And I think

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we all know who who Lennen is. We got a couple of Mark David

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Chapman's and we do so once again, welcome into the Treehouse. I want

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to start the show with a quick
plug for one of our one of our

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dear, dear advertisers, Brooks Plumbing, the boss lady in charge at Brooks

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Plumbing, our friend Jacqueline, has
found herself in the middle of a of

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a I guess it's a photo contest. It's called Face of Horror. The

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website is Face of Horror dot org. You can actually vote for Jacqueline because

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there's apparently a grand prize associated with
this, and I know Jacqueline, she

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is going to take whatever prize money
is associated with that and probably you know,

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do something really good with it,
like give us some So you can

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go to the Brooks Plumbing Facebook page
and find the section where you can go

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to vote for Jacqueline, because it's
very specific. These online things are very

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odd, like a specific link you
have to follow to vote for Jacqueline in

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the Face of Horror contest. I
don't know if y'all looked at her pictures

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very much. I saw one photo
that I think the first post that she

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did on Facebook, but that's that's
all I've seen. I looked through her

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photo shoot and and I shared it. You know, I want everyone to

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vote for her. And obviously support
the people who support the show, But

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there is a lot of similarities between
a horror photo shoot and a bondage softcore

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porn photo shoot, So I guess
I need to do a little more research

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on this contest. To me,
it looked like the cover of like an

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erotic horror novel, like that you
would get at like this, like you

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would get at the bookstore, or
like an upcoming like a true crime still

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like on the next episode of this
or whatever it is, or sort of

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like a really graphic reenactment from Unsolved
Mysteries. Yes, yeah, that's that's

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all I didn't like, Like where
they show the reenactment of the murder scene

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and then when they cut back to
Robert Stack, it's so graphic even he's

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kind of sweating, like whoo man. Yeah it was. It was like

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an erotica horror Uh if that makes
if that I don't even know if that's

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a I'm sure it is. I
don't even know why I said that.

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I don't know if that's a genre, but I'm sure it is. I

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think it goes back to rule thirty
four. Uh, the Internet. Rule

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thirty four. If it exists in
some fashion in the real world online there's

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porn for it. Oh okay,
that's the very that's that's the short version

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of it. So it's like,
if I'm trying to think of something,

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you know, ridiculous like bird watching, I guarantee you there's bird watching porn

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somewhere. That's rule thirty four.
Now I I will, I will,

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I will contest that. No,
there's not that. You can't I will

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you You don't. You don't think
that in in in the history of porn,

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especially all the online that there's been
some porn you know, scene shot

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where oh, you know, the
helpless girl is out watching you know,

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birds with their binoculars and then all
of a sudden spots something else. You

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sound, you sound like you've directed
something. So that rule thirty four is

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absolutely correct if it exists in real
time, there's a porn for it.

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I mean, good god, I
mean there's anime. Yeah, I mean

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they're okay, but that, like
I understood, I don't understand, but

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I know there's I had there have
to be people that are into cartoons,

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right, that just sounds like something
that that exists, right, Felix the

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cat that was out of nowhere.
But okay, Felix the Cat. No,

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there was some kind of cat porn
cartoon thing. It was not Felix.

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Do you know I'm talking about This
is like from the seventies. It

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was like a spoof on Felix the
Cat. It was it like Phelia up

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thet I like Roger's version better.
I'm surprised it didn't go with that.

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I have no no cartoon porn.
You know what the sad thing is is

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I have no problem googling that because
my search history on this show is so

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wild, So it really doesn't even
matter anymore what I what I what I

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search for, because I mean,
if there's any sort of an algorithm like

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it's it already knows. Okay,
Dan's Dan's dance on the radio or doing

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the podcast again because he's searching for
some really weird stuff. Yeah, you

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like Dan, you can't like I
just you know, just just joined the

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show full time. But like you, I'm just assuming like you can never

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get busted for a crime where they
have to take your laptop or you're compelling

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me when I said, I was
like, uh but no, Like when

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they're like like a murder or whatever
it is, they're like, we got

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to see what he was, like, well he was searching before he killed

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this person. Yeah, because they
would just take they would just do your

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search and be like, oh yeah, he definitely murdered that person. Yeah,

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in the weirdest possible way. Yeah, it's amazing some of the searchers,

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though, people undertake when planning a
murder, you know, like they

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have no forethought that this might potentially
come back to haunt them. You know,

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how to strangle Trey trend Home with
my bare hands and kill him.

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You know, things like that,
and people or my favorite is googling how

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do plan a murder? Like just
in general. Yeah, so I that's

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one of the bits that I talk
about on stage because I'm addicted to Investigation

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Discovery, Like that's my favorite show. And I'm like, man, it's

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it's just white people killing white people. It's fantastic, Like that's why I

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love watching it, because you guys
like white people will recruit people and and

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people like I can't get people to
help me move on some day, and

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these guys are like calling, like, hey, we had a family meeting

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and we've all decided Nana's got to
go, and everybody everybody there's like cool,

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man, and everybody gets a job
and somebody's like, what do you

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need me to do? Is like, can you run by Walmart and pick

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up tarp and a rope? And
they're like yeah, and nobody thinks there's

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cameras. Well, everyone immediately flips
on everyone else once they're arrested. There's

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gold loyalty here. Yeah, I
do know, I do know there was

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something that was It seems like an
obvious thing. But Captain Howard, a

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board member of the Listeners Foundation and
very strong friend of the show, he

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told us many years ago, I
think before he retired from the Dallas County

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Sheriff's Office, he told us some
really groundbreaking information, and that is,

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criminals are stupid. And while it
seems very obvious, and I'm sure Everett

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will have a plenty of evidence to
support this, we give criminals too much

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credit. Sometimes sometimes they're just really, really dumb and they'll search for things

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like how to rob bank, how
to murder Trey, how to avoid helping

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Raj move and for whatever reason they
think it either goes away or what or

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maybe they're not even thinking at all. I have no idea if they have

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that ability to think that, hey, that could be used against you.

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Yeah, and then and and it's
not like the good old days or you

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could just murder and get away with
it. Now there's so much forensics involved,

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Like you can't you can't sneeze near
the crime scene and they'll be like,

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well, your DNA was all over
it, Like I sneeze three blocks

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away the wind care because the wind
direction that day was going whatever. And

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then you're then you're just sitting in
jail, like what happened? Man?

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Like sneezed And that's when and that's
when the investigating officer comes in. It's

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like, we found your booker at
the crime scene, so you have to

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be your booker. It could be
your dog's booker. Yeah, you're right.

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That's one thing that that CSI shows
don't do. They'll they'll they'll focus

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on fibers and actual DNA, but
I don't know if they've ever had the

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booker case. But that was I
was watching one yesterday where the guy uh

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like he was gonna he was going
to walk. It was just guaranteed.

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He just there's two things. He
left his jacket at the crime scene behind

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the door, and it ended up
it ended up in the it ended up

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in a still picture that the media
used to cover in their newspaper, used

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to cover the murder. They're like, this person was this was the crime

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scene photo, and somebody was like, oh, he was wearing that jacket

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at the bar, and now he's
not wearing that. And number two on

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the suicide letter, there was no
perspiration because most people sweat when they write

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a suicide letter, and there was
no perspiration. And then he licked the

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envelope. So, Everett, have
you ever had to defend someone who who

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was that just seemingly obviously dumb?
Yes, I told you he would know.

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Well, I watched a lot of
the same shows that you do,

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Roger, and I think it was
an episode of the first forty eight where

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a guy left his prison id at
the scene, just this driver's license,

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which would be you know, great
in and of itself, but his prison

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idea it just speaks volumes. You
know. It's like, there's so many

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stories here to be told at that
point you might as well just you might

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as well just like, uh,
slice open your finger and right in your

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own blood on the wall. I
was here, Yeah, I did.

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I always tell my audiences. I
was like, if you're walking through your

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house one day and you notice insurance
papers you've never seen before. Uh,

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you're about to get got Like if
you if you walk by, you're walking

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through the kitchen, you see on
the counter like, Hey, I don't

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I didn't know we upped my the
up to my life insurance. You're like,

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you might want to you might want
to go on a vacation by yourself

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because he's about to kill you.
That's a fact. Hell, Everett,

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didn't you have a client that like
robbed at Jack in the box in order

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to get the money to pay you
for another crime he had committed that was

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that not everybody's perfect. Sometimes they
don't call you first even though we told

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them too. But let's say someone
starts with one lender and you know,

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things don't necessarily seem to be going
the right way. What are some signs

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that it could be time for a
change and it is possible to change right

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Well, three things come to mind, Dan. Number one, you're not

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getting phone calls returned. You call
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no one seems to call you back. Number two, same thing with

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you're hearing, Oh, they're no
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many people have been laid off and
they've been downsized, and it's taking him

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forever to close loans. Those are
just three examples. We had a client

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getting the service that he deserved.
The realtor told him pick up the phone

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and call us. All of a
sudden, the bank then turned down his

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load. We closed this loan about
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six hundred thousand dollar purchase price and
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com. So I did a little
googling because we got a little sidetracked from

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you know, we started out with, you know, horror porn and then

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went off into like most podcasts,
into true crime. Steer us back into

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our lane of stupid. I googled
Fritz the Cat, and the first thing

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that comes up is a still image
or actually what Actually, I think this

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might be a movie poster. The
first thing that comes up looks like a

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movie poster for Fritz the Cat,
with the quotation above a cartoon of two

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cats says we're not X rated for
nothing. Baby. Yeah, there you

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go. Cartoon porn and according to
this Fritz the Cat nineteen seventy two,

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and I see a bathtub with one
two three, like a dog, a

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cat, and some other things in
there. I'm not really sure. Oh

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so it's interracial cartoon species. I
don't know if that it might be both

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Rag, but clearly it was ahead
of its time. See what you did,

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rogeak Tongues. What did you say, black song cats? Wow,

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Tray Trenholme, that was not Rag
Harma that we might be hiring you for

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another reason. This is the second
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week that I've considered having to hire
an HR professional for the three US.

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It's the Cat. Okay, I
my phone's charged it, but I will

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have to look that. I think
that's just hilarious. It says a lot

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about the seventies, like it was
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were there were porn theaters back then, Like well, there's porn theaters today.

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No, but like these were like
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is that still a thing? I
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years and years and years ago they
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on Mockingbird just got a recent influx
of cash. So I know that's that

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adult theater ain't going anywhere anytime soon. Oh that's a Poular spot. I'm

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getting pissed because I just realized the
context in which I saw the trailer for

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Fritz the Cat. It wasn't because
if this came out in seventy two,

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I know, I know the movie
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the movie that it was. The
trailer for it was Tora, Tora,

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Tora. My parents and their infinite
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Japanese speaking movie when I was seven
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one of the trailers. But I
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people speak Japanese about a war.
I mean, I'm seven, So what

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do I know about? What is
that traumatic event? Is that what caused

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you to only watch the what do
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So is that traumatic events? What? What forced you to only watch silent

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films? It didn't help. I
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talkie since to Atatura? At the
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but I turned the sound down and
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moniacal, uh, sort of honky
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background so I could sort of get
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captioning, you know you watched.
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That's the only kind of movie I
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talkies with all that gambering clickity clack
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yeah, I know. That's so
when did you start murdering? Nineteen seventy

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three, right after he saw the
trailer for Fritz. So was it actual?

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or was it just like a hard
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trailer, but I remember being curious
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asked my parents, you know,
seventeen hours later when Torotora ended about you

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know what, what's this Fritz the
cat thing about? So you know,

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my super uptight parents, then you
were able to just directly ask somebody about

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the random thing you saw. Me. On the other hand, if I

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stumble across some cartoon cat porn or
or the zombie porn I accidentally saw one

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time, I have no one to
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some point and be like, hey, have you ever have you ever seen

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this? Because I mean, we
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it exists in real life, there's
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that doesn't mean you want to see
it, you know what I mean?

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Like, I don't necessarily want to
see the girl who's got binoculars looking for

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birds and stumbles across a cockatoo and
next thing you know, porn or two

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I'm just curious, Everett, because
I've been to East Texas and you know,

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you're you're talking about an area that, to say is conservative and reserved,

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and you go back to the seventies, did your parents take you to

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the big city to see tour tour
tour, because it seems like an animated

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porn trailer would would really cause a
stink in East Texas. Yeah. Did

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did Van Texas have a movie theater? Well at this time, I was

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in Nakadochis, so you know it's
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Jack theater, those fancy academics,
Yes, those liberals, the Lumberjack Theater.

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Lumberjacks. You know, I know
it's the mascot, but just come

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on, like like you can't name
it that like and not expect cat porn

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should have been the least of your
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Like you take that name of a
movie theater anywhere else and people are like,

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yeah, you don't want to go
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you don't want to go it shows
something but X rated cartoon porn.

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Yeah, yeah, it's it's not
just the floors that Jack Theater and can

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we just kind of backtrack for a
second. I've never heard of anybody stumbling

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in the zombie porn Like, that's
not that you haven't no no, no,

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no, no, that's not a
thing. You don't stumble. You

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don't stumble across porn like you're searching
for it and you no no, no,

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no, you can stumble like you
don't stumble across porn. You go

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to a website and then sort of
like YouTube sometimes all suggest things or if

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it just happen years like this happened
years ago when I stumbled across a zombie

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porn. It wasn't because I was
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that's part of what it was,
because I was, you know, filling

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out my forms of you know what
my ideal vehicle would be back in that

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phase. So I don't know if
porn hub is following you the way that's

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a Google does with everything or Instagram
does, but maybe because there was a

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now we now know as a creator. So it's like the amateur people that

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have their own channels and you might
be and they're not necessarily sticking with one

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niche. They're just kind of hitting
all of them to see what sticks kind

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of like is what social media is. But in this phase porn and so

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there was there was one person that
had a video doing one thing that was

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pretty normal, and then it rolled
into the next one and and she's getting

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a zombied. Okay, so you
stayed on long enough for the porn to

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roll into another one. I was
fascinated. At a certain point, it

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ceases to be arousing, and then
I'm just genuinely curious. It's like,

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okay, what is what? What's
going to happen here? I'm now I'm

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just watching for the actual what's going
to happen effect? And initially, initially

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it was arousing. The previous thing
that I was that I was looking at

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was arousing. And then and then
somehow the next video popped up and it

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was it was, yeah, I
don't know what. I'm not an I

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professional, I don't know how this
stuff works. That was closely linked to

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zombie porn was arousing the link before
itself. You're like, no, that's

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that's ridiculous. I'm not watching that
at all. That was not a that

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that was not an arousing thing for
me. It might be for somebody else.

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Clearly she was doing it for somebody. But I did learn that apparently

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if you get cream pie by a
zombie, you become one. I'm still

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stuck on somehow, Dan, were
you sitting on a stranger's couch and then

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were showing you videos when all this
is going on, I was not on

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an episode of casting couch tricks and
they're telling you don't worry about the cameras

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and I just so happened to to
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the appointment. Still just some like
like like there's some magic behind and for

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you, Like I was just watching
it and then somehow I don't And you've

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watched, and you've watched it long
enough to know that after a zombie creep

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by they turned into a zombie.
What are you doing? That's after you

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watched the first video? Love enough
for I can see Dan, Now,

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I don't care if it's been an
hour and a half, this stuff still

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hadn't turned me on. It wasn't. I gave it. I gave it

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a real honest shot. Look,
at a certain point, if you're not

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turned on by the by the zombie
porn, then you're just watching it out

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of morbid curiosity, which is OK. Then you have to start with that.

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You can't. I just stumbled across. But it's true. You've never

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given like, no, hang on, you've never clicked on one thing and

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then you got somehow, somehow,
through the magic of it, another video

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jumped up. No, I usually
don't need that long. If that actually

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happened to me the other day on
the Peacock channel when I was trying to

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hit play on one TV. I
was trying to hit play on watching the

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Cowboys game on Sunday night, and
right as I'm hitting the okay, but

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to hit play on the Cowboys game, the little tile across the screen slid

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to the Chucky series, and I
accidentally hit play on the Chucky series.

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So it's not like it it's not
like this stuff never happens. It happens.

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You can the same way I stumbled
across zombie porn. I stumbled across

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the Chucky Uh that series. Yeah, but I feel like you have actually

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reached the end of the Internet when
it comes to zombie porn. I mean

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I feel like if a video pops
up, you're like, oh, yeah,

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that's Bob and boiling springs. He
does that specially, Look you leave

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Bob out of this Dan got so
far that when the movie said the end

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it was the Internet, it was
like, and it just sends you back

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to the beginning of the Internet.
Yeah, wave right back to aol dot

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com. There are times I have
felt like I've reached the end of the

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Internet. That that that is one
of the hosts where I will say at

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the end, when I saw the
zombie completion and then the girl turned into

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one because he creamed Bier, that
was a that was a very interesting moment

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in my life where I realized,
Okay, I just watched that, and

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and I watched it again. Wasn't
out of any sort of arousal seeking at

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that point. It was just Okay, that exists, and because it exists,

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I have it's kind of like watching
a train wreck. I have to

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watch it. Yeah, it was
arousal seeking at that point, but previously

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it was a different video. It
was it was something else, entirely non

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zombie related. It was just very
normal, good videos of goldfish and then

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suddenly it's the same thing. It's
like I was watching I was watching the

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Puppy Bowl and the next thing you
know, there'sing each other another Teletubbi's did

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that we'll just simply say there's some
sick stuff. The worst part though,

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is having to explain to your wife
the search history. I just like,

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I just like you go at the
end, you know, And and then

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she turned so you watched the whole
thing at some point. The makers,

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the makers, the amateurs that we're
doing this, who looked at their metrics

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and they're like, somebody went to
the end again, shut up? Will

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we at least see some of this
on your only Dan's account? I hate

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you all. You're in book freehouse
gotten us online at Treehouse OnAir dot com.

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Let's get Daniel Cook from Cook DFLW
Roofing in Restoration into the Treehouse now

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their phone number eight three three cook
DFW, the website cook dfw dot com.

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So I'm curious, Daniel, why
is right now a good time for

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roof inspection. We're coming out of
this hot, hot summer that we've had.

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We've haven't had rain in a couple
of months. We had all those

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huge storms come through in late spring, May and April, and now we've

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had these roofs go through this traumatic
experience of heavy heat expansion, you know,

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failures that people do not see yet. And so what's gonna happen when

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we start getting rain here in the
next couple of weeks, going into our

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fall season, We're gonna start having
leaks and people are gonna be like,

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what the heck just happened? But
I haven't had any problems all year,

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and now all of a sudden,
I do, and we haven't had any

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storms. That's what's in the back
of their mind. They're like, this

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is rainy. Well, the problem
was is that you you had problems before

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the summertime, but you didn't see
anything right away, and so now you've

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gone through this last three or four
months and guess what. Now we're gonna

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have to start on the leaks.
So this is the most perfect time to

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start calling in and getting your roof
checksed out. Will come out. It's

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a free service. We walk your
roof, we verify if you have any

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kinds of issues that we can see
and get those taken care of before you

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cause major damage inside your home with
attic leaks and ceilings and sheet rock and

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everything like that. So this is
the most perfect time to start calling in,

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So be proactive as a homeowner.
Have Daniel Cook and Cook the FW

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roofing and the restoration. Come check
that roof for free, and they will

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be honest with you about what they
find good, bad, ugly, everything

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in between. They're out to actually
help you, the client, the customer,

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not just you know, They're not
just wanting to put in new roofs

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on every on everything they see.
So give them a call eight three three

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Cook DFW eight three three Cook DFW
or cook dfw dot com. It's the

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treehouse. Let's get Jacqueline from Brooks
Plumbing into the treehouse now. Their phone

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number two one four three six eight
thirty eight thirty eight, the website Brooks

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Plumbing Texas dot com in the wonderful
world of plumbing, Jacqueline, I'm curious,

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how is it that you are in
a horror photo contest? I was

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left unsupervised, and that's the short
answer. Fiance was out working late one

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weekend. I was scrolling through Instagram
and it was like, oh, click

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this button, free entry, chance
to win thirteen thousand dollars, and I

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was like, I could use thirteen
thousand dollars. I'm probably just going to

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turn around and invest it somewhere because
life is expensive, or honestly, nowadays,

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it might go to my property taxes, but I entered and I was

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accepted a couple of months later,
which came as a complete shock because I

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have a memory issue and totally forgot
I had registered. And it's gonna run

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for the think the next nine weeks. Right now, I'm in first place

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in my group, and y'all do
not understand how determined of an individual I

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am. I will. I'm putting
it into the universe. I'm going to

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win this because I'm I just can't
can't stand a losing life. I hate

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that. So well, let's let's
not limit it to the universe. Let's

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put it out into the treehouse as
well. Where do we go to vote

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for? You? Just find me
on Facebook or Facebook the company, the

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Brooks Plumbing thing, and I'll just
send you the link directly that I'll put

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it on the Facebook. Let's tell
you to do it. Just just just

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absolutely just horror yourself out on on
on the Brooks Plumbing Facebook page. So

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the winner thirteen thousand dollars cash and
a round trip airfare ticket to LA to

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do a horror photo shoot with Kane
Hotter, who is our most famous Jason

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mister Hotter thought I was the one
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the ultimate Jason Voorhe stare down.
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it was hysterical that he wanted me
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to have a serious conversation with Jackline
for getting me in all this trouble.

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But I would like to take advantage
of all this porn talk to share with

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you a story Trey sent me earlier
today, and that is about a retired

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doctor's luxury yacht was rated last week
and was allegedly the set of pornographic films.

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According to the Nantucket Current, they
found the bang boat, they did,

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and the man that captains it is
from Nantucket. There's just so much

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to this story, not the least
of which is the yacht's owner, Scott

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Burke, is also sixty nine years
old. He is facing drug and weapons

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charges after police said they found drugs, guns, and prostitutes on board during

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a wellness check in Nantucket Harbor.
A search warrant Affidavid sided by their current,

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says the woman at the center of
the wellness check told a friend people

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on the yacht, we're doing drugs
all weekend long, and people on the

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boat had been making pornographic films.
She also told her friend that she did

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not feel safe and was afraid to
be on the boat. Burke, that's

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the doctor. That's retired in his
sixty nine and as the captain of the

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bank boat police described as extremely uncooperative. He's denied having any knowledge of the

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drugs on board, and his lawyer
said he has late stage cancer. Everett

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has that ever worked in a defendant's
defense is saying, well he's got cancer.

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No, in fact, that a
guy that had terminal cancer and judge

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sent a prison. So how there
you go? Yes, uh, uh

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cant wouldn't you as a defense lawyer
go, well, those were just props

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for the movie. Yes, yeah, I used the props argument freely.

442
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Ye see it is something low Yeah
see see Raj, there's still time to

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make your parents. My dad,
my dad didn't want me to go to

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law school. It's like you you
talk so much you couldn't go. I'm

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like, all right, that that
works. I think the thing. I

446
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think there's more to it than talking. But no, I was just it's

447
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a word count. Yeah, but
I would just go he didn't know he's

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got he's sixty nine, which is
hilarious for the situation. Uh, and

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he is a man from Nantucket.
It really does check all the boxes of

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seemingly a made up story. Yeah, it sounds like a Limerick, we

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altered it. I feel like we're
bordering on like our own treehouse version of

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the Aristocrats. Once it was a
man from Nantucket, but he wasn't just

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a man, he was a doctor. I just I would go with he

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didn't know that the drugs and guns
were real prostitutes thing be like, well,

455
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no, I paid them as actors, right, and like I would

456
00:38:05.599 --> 00:38:08.719
present that because there's it's it's just
probably a plausible deniability, right, isn't

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that what you have to prove,
Like there's a possibility that that he didn't

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know, Well, you don't.
You don't have to prove anything. Is

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it offended? The state has well, that's why the state that's right,

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00:38:20.679 --> 00:38:23.280
reasonable doubt. So you know what
happens. This is what happens when you

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00:38:23.360 --> 00:38:35.320
grow up watching too much Mattlock in
the Lumberjack Theater. I just can't get

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up. Sorry, uh yeah,
that's uh yeah okay. I like I

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00:38:39.559 --> 00:38:44.400
like this guy already has a lawyer. I like it. I like that

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he uh has well, he's a
he's a retired doctor, yacht owner in

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Nantucket. He knows an attorney.
Yeah, I dig it. I just

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feel like there's a lot of yacht
owners right now, they are going crap.

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No drugs or hookers on the boat. I always just assumed that that

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was not I just always assumed yachts
came with that compartment. That's see,

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I see I lived in Sherman Oaks, and and that's where all the porn

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is filmed outside of this man's yacht
apparently, but but all like all the

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porn. And and that's when I, like I knew, Like when you

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find out things about your friends you
didn't know, Like there's a there's a

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restaurant. They're called El Trito on
on Ventura Boulevard, and apparently I did

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not know this until this day.
That's where all the porn stars hang out

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after work. I don't know what
you call it is, okay, I

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mean, I guess after a hard
day, a hard day, I don't

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know what to call it. Of
work, that's where they go to let

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loose. I don't know. I
don't know how they relax, but that's

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where they go to drink. And
I walked in with a buddy mine because

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they're happy hours great and he literally
was like Michael Jackson walked in the building

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like he was star struck. And
I was like, what's going on,

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dude? You okay? And he's
like, dude, you not recognize who's

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in this place. I'm like no, And he knew. Like he went

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up to a couple of them,
was like, big fan of your work,

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like look like like like they were
legit celebrities to this guy. And

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I was like, oh, man, I didn't know you were so involved

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that you knew the actor's names.
Uh. And then a lot of people

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get into things, you know,
really heavily that they're really into, like

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zombie porn. You think strolling into
El Tto, they're like, hey,

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Dan made it to the end.
They're probably just impressed that I recognized them

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through the zombie This is how exactly
right. That's how they introduced him to

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everybody. He watches the whole movie. Look, if you watch the zombie

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00:40:55.840 --> 00:41:00.719
porn all the way to the end, you pick up on interesting zombie information.

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Like in zombie porn, they don't
crave brains. Okay, you're hungry

495
00:41:08.159 --> 00:41:17.480
for other things. Uh okay.
Yeah. I was just like yeah,

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but we would drive by like and
I started like, I say, okay,

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like you're right, Dan, maybe
he's into the that's his thing,

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And like he's got favorite actors.
Sure. And then like a couple of

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months later, we're just driving to
the comedy club and he's like, and

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then you know they used that house. I'm like, you recognize the exterior

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00:41:36.880 --> 00:41:42.480
of a house, like like he
knew like where they filmed the stuff,

502
00:41:42.559 --> 00:41:45.559
And I was like, wow,
okay. And then another buddy of mine

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was a driver for the girl Like
he would pick up the girls from their

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00:41:47.199 --> 00:41:53.920
house and drive the drugs thing.
I think everybody knows, like that's that's

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an industry that's kind of flowed.
But I respect this doctor at sixty nine.

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00:42:00.280 --> 00:42:04.639
Yeah. The thing that bothers me
about this story though, is once

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00:42:04.719 --> 00:42:12.440
again the journalist has not asked some
important questions to help round out the story.

508
00:42:12.519 --> 00:42:15.400
So, yeah, okay, we
know a retired doctor's luxury yacht was

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00:42:15.559 --> 00:42:22.480
rated was a set of porn films
and had drugs and guns and prostitutes on

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00:42:22.599 --> 00:42:25.159
it, But at no point do
they say what kind of doctor he was

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00:42:28.000 --> 00:42:37.840
or prostitutes. We don't know which
kind they were? Does doesn't? Okay?

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And backup, Dan, I don't
know if this is necessary for your

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00:42:40.760 --> 00:42:45.199
visual visualization of this of the thing
where you have to know who weird details.

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00:42:45.800 --> 00:42:50.519
Uh if he was, like,
if he was a proctologist, would

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00:42:50.519 --> 00:42:54.000
it be like ah makes sense now, Like I don't know what his specialty

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00:42:54.079 --> 00:43:00.159
has to do with because I have
an inquisitive mind as as as I would

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00:43:00.199 --> 00:43:04.280
think you would have learned by now
one. I am willing to watch to

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00:43:04.360 --> 00:43:07.360
the end of Zombie or not for
the arousal, but for the sheer curiosity

519
00:43:07.480 --> 00:43:12.320
of it. The same thing with
this uh you know, porn director,

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00:43:12.400 --> 00:43:15.920
slash doctor, drug gun runner guy
and Nan Tuckett. I'm curious to know

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00:43:16.159 --> 00:43:22.360
what his specialty was was Was he
a pediatrist? Is he a proctologist?

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00:43:22.920 --> 00:43:27.719
Was he a semi retired gynecologist?
Which might have worked as a defense in

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00:43:27.800 --> 00:43:31.800
this case. I'm just glad to
hear you know you so often you hear

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00:43:31.880 --> 00:43:39.159
about people who retire and don't have
anything to do. This man found his

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00:43:39.280 --> 00:43:46.480
true purpose. He's drugs, guns, hookers, a yacht. He's he's

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00:43:46.559 --> 00:43:51.079
kind of going on. I mean, say what you will, but they

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00:43:51.079 --> 00:44:00.840
say you have to have a reason
to wake up in the morning. So

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00:44:01.000 --> 00:44:04.320
at the end of the day,
we're all just envious that he's really got

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00:44:04.440 --> 00:44:13.519
a Yeah, Everett, thanks for
joining us in the Treehouse. Good good

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00:44:13.559 --> 00:44:15.360
having you as always served, boh
my pleasure, good seeing you guys.

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Be sure to follow all things Treehouse
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