Episode 55: We're on your mom and Patreon!

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Welcome into the tree House. It's
time to leave your worries outside and join

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me. Dan, O'Malley and Trey
trend home today inside the tree House.

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And before we get too deep into
the tree house, want to mention our

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very dear friends and new sponsors of
the Treehouse the Dallas Comedy Club. Yes,

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the Dallas Comedy Club where this week
you can see make sure I keep

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calling her by a different name.
I'm not sure why I keep doing that,

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but I want to make sure I
get it correct here. So this

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Friday and Saturday at the Dallas Comedy
Club you can see Jin Cobert Jen Cobert.

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She has made numerous appearances on TV
shows. She's been on Netflix,

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HBO, Disney Plus. She was
on Disney Channels hit series Bunked. She's

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also in one of season three episode
of The Mandalorian on Disney Plus. And

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she is in Dallas this weekend Friday
and Saturday, October sixth and seventh at

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the Dallas Comedy Club Bar. Ticket
info Dallas Dash Comedy Club dot com.

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That's Dallas Dash Comedy Club dot com. And I'll say this, you know

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it's a great spot. It's not
just a like comedy club it's a great

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bar, great patio. It's you
know, if if you're down in deep

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Elm, go check it out.
It really is. It's a cool spot.

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It's one of the few places in
deep Ellam where I actually want to

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go. Yeah, and there aren't
many right now. And the good thing

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is it's kind of on the edge, so if you need to, you

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can escape deep Ellham quickly from Dallas
Comedy Club. And it's also, unlike

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a lot of places down there,
it has parking close by. Yes it

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does. Dallas dash Comedy Club dot
com for all the ticket info and for

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info on other shows happening at the
Dallas Comedy Club. So, as I

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mentioned, we are rag less today. There's a reason for that, and

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it has to do with hives.
That sounds bad. It does. It

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does sound bad. And it gave
me the opportunity to do a little internet

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sleuthing because I I am a nerd. I love to research. I love

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to look things up. I like
to learn things, especially if I have

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a preconceived notion about something already.
I want to see if the thought in

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my head is accurate. You know, two facts right, So I go

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where everybody else finds facts. These
days, and that's the Internet because it's

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always trusty. Because my thought was, I'm pretty sure hives are not contagious,

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so I type that into to the
internet. I just simply asked,

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our hives contagious? You want to
know the answer? I got Trey,

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Yes, I'm curious. Hives are
itchy welts, often triggered by an allergic

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reaction. Some bacteria or viruses can
also cause hives, which can be contagious

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and spread. Total time forty minutes, servings two. I have no idea

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how an explanation of high ives somehow
mashed up against a recipe. But I'm

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really kind of scared that someone out
there is gonna bake a hive pie and

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be really really shocked and disappointed at
the results. Have you ever known anyone

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that gets hives? I don't think
so. It's i X that would get

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them, like they were stress induced
for the most part, and but it's

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like people who get them bad they
are. I mean it's not just one

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you get them. They get all
over the place and they're painful. I

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mean it's like like, yeah,
they look like infected pimples and like they're

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you know, like yeah, well, I mean there's the poblem No,

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you're not supposed to like you try
to just not it's them and put appointment

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and stuff or take medication it shoulderinly
like steroids will help knock them out.

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It. Uh, they very uncomfortable
if you get them or if you're you're

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dating someone who has them. Oh
yeah, I would imagine because you really

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can't touch them. Then the Okay, So from what I just read,

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they can be caused by bacteria.
They can also be caused by virus or

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like you're saying, Trey, you
can also just you can just break out

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into hives from stress. Stress.
Totally get that. I am I am

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shocked that from the years two thy
sixteen through twenty twenty one, that's five

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years of my radio life that I
am shocked. I didn't break out into

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hives. I did have ulcers,
multiple multiple ulcers, and I didn't tell

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everybody that at the time, But
for five years while working at iHeartRadio on

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ninety seven one The Eagle twenty sixteen
to twenty twenty one, and if you

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were a follower of the show at
that time, you have an idea of

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what was going on in that time
frame. I had ulcers multi to pulls

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of them and it was excruciating.
Now I can't even so now I feel

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lucky that I didn't have hives as
well. I mean, ulcers, I

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would definitely think are the worst of
the two. And I've thank you Trey.

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I appreciate that I empathize and I
can't. I know some of what

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you went through, and ulcers seem
like, you know, on the light

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end of what could have happened with
that amount of rest. Well, I

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mean, if we're being honest,
I came out pretty good compared to everybody

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else at that time. Yeah.
Absolutely, not that I'm keeping score,

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I'm just being mindful. So so
something about hives. Rag not here today.

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That's okay. He's had a I'm
not sure if it's actual hives or

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if it's that's just code for hangover. Because Raj has had himself a big

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weekend, so he did shows over
the over the end of last week into

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the weekend with one of his comedy
brethren, Russell Now. Russell Peters is

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one of those guys that is not
widely known in America compared to some of

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his contemporaries, but he is massive
on the international stage and This is a

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guy that at one point I believe
he's sold out, even though I'm going

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to say this is related to America. He sold out Madison Square Garden like

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two or three nights in a row
years ago. But he's he's really really

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popular overseas Canada, especially India.
But he's not on that same level as

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like a Bill Burr or Louis E. K was at one point. He's

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not a Carlin type but extremely successful. Was a huge deal for Roger Bill

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to open up for him, who
were happy that he got to do that,

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and then doing an additional show in
Hill Country as well, and then

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I guess, you know, running
head first into a hive pile. I

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don't know. Weird things happen in
and around Austin, as Trey Well knows.

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That's why they say it keep Austin
weird. It just it's not hard.

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Weird stuff happens down there. Do
you think enough weird stuff still happens

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down there? Or is it too
homogenized now with mid rise apartment buildings and

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Dell employees. I think yeah,
no, I've I think any weirdness left

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in Austin is you know, marketed
and sold. I was I was fortunate

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enough. I was when I I
was there in the mid nineties. That

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is when the keep Austin Weird movement
sprung up. And at the time,

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Austin was, you know, austound
less than half a million people, and

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there was this big push, but
everyone was starting to realize it was this

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little gym in Texas because you know, of everything around it, it's it's

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not like any other city in Texas. For what has water, it has

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hills, and so people were starting
in. Austin was doing everything it could

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to keep people from moving there.
It was like, we want to keep

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it small, keep Austin weird.
Well what they figured out is that's fine.

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You can keep you know, you
can keep the businesses out. I

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mean, and they did with a
bunch of different tech companies. Well all

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those tech companies did is because Flugerville
and round Rock and everything around Austin more

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than happy to take your money.
And so basically what you got is all

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the people moving, you know,
to these different you know, they've moved

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to Austin, they may be working
in Basstrop. So Austin grew and they

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didn't get any of the tax benefits
anything. And but yeah, now,

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it's just it's so overpriced it's ridiculous. And so that's the weird thing about

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Austin now, is everything's overpriced.
Oh it's it's Dallas has gone up a

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lot, and Austin makes Dallas look
cheap, and Dallas hates that cinement by

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the way, Yeah it's Dallas with
its implants and fake lips, goes,

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Hey, nothing about this was cheap. Yeah, there is. There is

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one other piece of information that Trey
and I would like to share with you

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today that I was hoping that Rag
should be here for for this special little

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announcement, but he's not. That's
okay, He's going to be a part

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of it going forward, and that
is a few weeks ago, we branched

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out and started the Treehouse Football Podcast, and that's been a lot of fun

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because it gives us an outlet to
talk about the Cowboys and lament about our

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sports woes and things and make fun
of sports as well, because that's something

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we enjoy. To that end of
branching out, we decided that we haven't

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branched out enough yet because I guess
we still have too much goddamn free time

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on our hands. So we decided
to branch out just a little bit more.

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So here's what's happening. You now
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eats like a six pounder. So
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the main thing. Is she anywhere
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That's okay, because I have an idea

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song in the background, just Daisy, just like I'm so hungry and wouldn't

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After three months trade to you.
Uh, you control your mom's credit cards?

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Oh gosh, Uh what a perfectly
I think she should be. I

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think she should join the treehouse.
Yeah, yeah, that's a i'll when

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she gets her new ones because someone
This is just one of the pitfalls of

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how older parents of I don't know
what she clicked on. I have no

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idea, but she's in the process
of getting all new credit cards because she

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clicked on something and all of a
sudden, someone who was eating well on

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door dash and cash apping themselves money. Oh did she accidentally marry a Nigerian

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prince? That? I am not
sure. They're they're the authorities are looking

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into it. But are they looking
hard or is it kind of like important

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stuff? Actually there? You know, in the realm of stupid criminal don't

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have door dash delivered just yes,
that actually makes a lot of sense in

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the world of stupid criminals. If
you're going to steal somebody's credit card information

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and order yourself door dash, don't
have it delivered to your house. No,

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I have it delivered to your enemy's
house and just be standing out front

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and you go, oh, yeah, that's mine. Yeah, don't have

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it delivered to your house. That's
uh, that does give they do have

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a reason to come knocking on your
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that point then it really is easy
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they're just asking us to come arrest
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we feel we feel obligated to go
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The added benefit though, would it
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to order for their next order and
it's the police that show up with the

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food. Yeah, oh that is
anyways. Yeah, so I kind of

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do actually have control of her cards
and she will definitely subscribe. That's awesome,

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that's great to hear. Or you
know what the police could do,

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and this would be way worse,
is if they take your mom's door dash

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order to the criminals house. Is
instead of dropping off the food, they

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drop off your mother this is yours
now. Yeah, you're listening to the

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No, Rodney, I know we've talked

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a lot over the years about how
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preapproved before going into the housing market. But why is it also important to

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this seller. We'll think about this
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pack all your items, You've got
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to call the movers, you got
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find and your life is turned upside
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if a buyer is not fully approved
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retains even more to more stress.
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ready to close on your house and
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the buyer's ready, but the lender's
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importantly need to look at these pre
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Are they from good local lenders?
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lenders that you've done research on that
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to the seller to look at all
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and say, is this somebody that
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I'm going to spend thousands of dollars
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get my life turned upside down by
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right lender. Yeah. The way
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like if you're the buyer and you're
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with your pants down. No one
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com. So I'm guessing, then, Trey, that the SMU camp has

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heard about the Treehouse plus roll out
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weekend. Yes, yes, yes, they were all very excited and uh

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it was. It was quite the
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Standard poor for you, at the
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there's a club called Theory and yeah, Theories an anomaly of clubs.

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It's been around for over a decade. Clubs usually come and go and they

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have a two year, three year
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the phenomenon this weekend that I was
so perplexing is and it started Friday night

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watching, you know, and when
it gets busy, it literally it's just

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uber left. I mean, you
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it seems like he's dropping people off. And I was out there talking to

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our security guy just watching the fiasco
and like you started seeing this this phenomenon

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of like this black suburban pulls up, door opens, hot blonde, hot

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blonde, hot brunette, hot blonde, old guy. Now I say old

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guy. My age yep, mid
late forties, so not old because we're

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in that age range, but too
old to be hanging out with SMU co

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eds. Yes, I mean enough
of an age difference where people are going

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to raise an eyebrow and go,
hmm, what you do in there,

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buddy? Right exactly, And and
you know, I'm looking at this guy

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and I'm going, all right,
like they get out, I'm going,

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hey, good on you. And
then they're going to Theory. And Theory

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is a club, I mean a
club club. And you know, parents

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weekend back, you know, and
Austin, Yeah, we take our parents,

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they go to the bar, but
you're not taking them to where You're

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taking them to the place where you
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You're not going to the hardcore sixth
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faced, and you're showing your parents
the dirty you know, really what they're

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paying for while your college careers and
cocaine eggs, yeahs. And so then

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I realized it's parents weekend at SMU, and these old guys are the dads,

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and they're going with their daughters to
this club. Okay, first of

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all, you yeah. Second of
all, kind of like you're saying,

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Trey, all right, okay,
because you're assuming one of those girls is

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his daughter. For all we know, he had mom and daughter go do

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something else and he's like, what
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Either it leads to one or two
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way too much about what your daughter
is actually doing, because although she may

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be acting, you know right,
you're only a fool if you think,

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all you know, everyone else,
she's not doing normally what everyone else is

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doing, which is bad things,
you know. Or next parent's weekend is

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going to be really awkward, as
you know, you're the dad and the

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boyfriend of the roommate, right,
yeah, exactly, Okay, that is

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that is an interesting thing. I
have you I've I've I never you know,

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you know me. I went to
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is known as a commuter school.
I guess it has more of an on

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campus presence than it used to.
But yeah, when I was in school

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there for a whole year and a
half, I think I knew two people

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that lived on campus, and I
was it. I went to one of

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the dorms one time. The rest
of the stuff, it was usually spent

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at, you know, an eye
hoop around the corner, or a waffle

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house or something like that where if
you did a study group there was thing

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was on I doubt it's still there
because the stadium at and T Stadium may

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have affected it. If I remember
correctly, it was called the pit Grill

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on Collins. I think it would
have been across the street from where AT

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and T Stadium is now. I
have not gone back recently to see if

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it's still there, but that was
the other place I would occasionally go to

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meet up with a study group.
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lot of parents weekend Shenanigan's happening at
at Uta. Well, it just all

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the girls going out to this club. I mean they are decked out and

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most of them in very little clothing
number one, I mean short skirts.

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You know, they're all it's all
in fashion, but it shows a lot

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of skin and it's just got to
be awkward if you're with you your daughter

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watching because you at a certain point, you know what you were like in

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college, and then you're watching this
and you're going, yeah, my daughter's

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doing bad things. That's if that's
if that old dude has that mindfulness within

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him, because what is more than
likely the scenario is he is just either

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not capable of thinking about it,
or he has become a jedi at blocking

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it out to where he can still
have fun with her friends and not think

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about what she's doing, because if
he was to open his mind just a

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little bit, he would then realize
that if he's doing that with her friends,

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then she's doing that with those girls
dads. Yeah, or maybe there

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is an element of delusion, And
I mean I have known, you know,

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girls in the past that had their
dads snowed thinking they were just an

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angel and maybe, you know,
it's what maybe maybe it's a well played

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ruse by who you know daughter that
was because she's going, yeah, I'm

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gonna act, you know, I'm
gonna stick by my dad and just go,

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oh, I can't believe these girls. I'm so sorry. I can't

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believe these girls are doing this.
I would never do that, and he

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believes it, and really does he
know that? You know, next weekend

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she's blowing rails in the bathroom.
Well, yeah, yeah, I was

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actually thinking as you're saying that,
as the daughters telling dad, Dad,

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I can't believe they do this.
I would never do that. On the

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other side of him, one of
her friends is feeling him down. Yeah

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that's he's like, it's going,
I hope you're not. Yeah, Daughter's

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going I would never do that,
and her friend's going, I would.

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I'm doing it right now. It
turns out theories a dark club. No.

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I, like I said, since
I never had the parents weekend,

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I never, I never, I
can't identify with that, but I can

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certainly put myself in those situations,
you know, because I'm fairly good at

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empathy. So I'm also now thinking, I wonder if there's like a trade

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off, like like one dad says, Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna take

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out your friends tonight, and then
another dad takes no. I don't think

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they would do that because it would
be like trading daughters, and that'd be

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odd. Yeah, it'd be a
little awkward. I'll tell you. The

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other thing that was just comical.
Do you remember, I mean, honestly,

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it's as a reference the movie PCU, but it just in general.

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If you think of a fraternity guy, like a I dressed up fraternity guy,

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what what would you think his outfit
would be? From PCU or today's

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standards, it's from PCU. Ah, well from PCU. That was they

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were really good at segmenting all the
clicks. So they are all dressed completely

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different than the David Spade, Yeah, where he's wearing the suit and the

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tie and he's the super preppy.
Yeah, it's always the khaki's blue blazer

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tie. Yeah. So that and
that's that's how it is now. You

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know, I didn't realize it,
but evidently so, because you know,

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that's how one of the reasons we
figured out it was parents weekend is then

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all the guys were in their fraternity
best blue blazer, Kaki's white shirt.

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It really looked like something out of
PCU. What a bunch of nerds.

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I say that, I think you
were into fraternity. So did you ever

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have that moment like when it was
parents' weekend and you threw your blazer on

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or something? No? We we, I mean we were kind of the

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animal house of ut So no,
the fact that your parents showed up and

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you were wearing pants was a step
in the right direction pretty much, you

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know, and Parents' weekend, everyone
get dressed Parents weekend. You know.

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Our biggest thing was we had one
one guy, he was like six eight

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and but Eve's just had a proclivity
to get drunk and take his clothes off,

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And our biggest struggle was keeping him
from running around in just a pair

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of chaps because he got drunk and
thought it was really funny just to make

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everyone else uncomfortable. So in your
fraternity you had your very own frank the

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tank. Yes, actually of them, and when it was Parents' weekend,

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all at once they all say let's
let's go strinking. Yes, at that

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point, I'm really glad. I
didn't stay on campus at Uta because because

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of a bunch of the people that
went to Uta, me included you didn't

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want to see streaking across campus.
Yeah. Yeah, the guy the guys

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who always you always had to watch
out were the ones whose parents didn't show

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up and they just really didn't care
because then they can wreck your parents' weekend,

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yes, or or worse. It's
like you're worried. You're worried about

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what dads are doing to their daughter's
friends. What if? What if your

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fraternity brother whose parents aren't there,
is more focused on, you know,

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what he wants to do to your
mom? Yeah? They would too,

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wouldn't they? Ooh, yeah,
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all know we have a ton of
hailstorms, but not all of them are

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large enough to game at your roof, and especially with a Class four shingle.

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And that is why I put Daniel
Cook on the spot, because I

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know he knows his stuff. So
give Daniel Cook from Cook DFW Roofing and

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Restoration a call. Eight three three
Cook DFW or Cooke dfw dot com is

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online that treehouse on a dot com. Let's get Jacqueline from Brooks Plumbing into

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the treehouse now two one, four, three six eight thirty eight thirty yate

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the website Brooks Plumbing Texas dot com. I've enjoyed seeing your family on these

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spots, Jacqueline. I love that
you still have your mom with you there.

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I know working with family can be
difficult and it can be trying on

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somebody's patients. But the good news
is with Brooks Plumbing, when someone calls

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you, you guys actually respond pretty
quickly, no matter what sort of in

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fighting is happening with the family.
That was true. I had a phone

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call from two different insurance suggesters yesterday
where they were like, can you please

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please please go today? And I'm
like, you understand, it's like two

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thirty in the afternoon, and we
technically stop at five. We'll keep going,

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but that's not the point. And
it was interesting because we were not

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fighting in this house in this office. Rather, we're not in a house,

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but we weren't fighting in this office. But I had the technicians in

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a house and they started running the
water because they were looking for a leak,

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and the mom of the house came
running upstairs. Who the f is

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running the water? And she thought
it was her sons, but it was

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the plumbers, and so they ended
up wall paper to the wall, just

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out of sheer fear. And then
she rounded the corner and saw two grown

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men and was like, oh,
never mind, and she ferried down the

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stairs as if she had wings.
Everything is fine. So it's not isolated

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to our office. We're used to
sometimes seeing dirty houses. Were used to

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sometimes seeing families fight. If you
need us, it's a stressful time.

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So if you've got the drama,
we can handle it. All the plumbing,

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none of the judgment. Just called
Brooks Plumbing two one four three six

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eight thirty eight thirty eight two one
four, three six eight thirty eight thirty

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eight or Brooks Plumbing Texas dot com
and they don't necessarily mind if you yell

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at them. No. Visit us
online at Treehouse OnAir dot com. You're

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in the treehouse. Visit us online
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of the Treehouse is brought to you
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Plumbing phone number two one four three
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two one four three six eight thirty
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your plumbing once and needs pulled Brooks
Plumbing to one four six eight thirty eight

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thirty eight or the website Brooks Plumbing
Texas dot com. That is Brooks Plumbing

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Texas dot com. Trey, I'm
I'm not sure of your sexual activity lately,

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but I wanted to based on that
chuckle, I'm I'm guessing it's not

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superactive, you know what. It's
actually a good thing, Trey, that

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you're going through a bit of a
dry spell because there's there's a new epidemic

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going on all right. So now
that all the lockdowns have ceased now for

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a while, everyone's been unleashed back
into the world, which now means the

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United States is in the midst of
an out of control STD epidemic, with

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cases of syphilis, gonorrhea, and
chlamydia on the rise nationwide. Hid The

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CDC says Gunnery A case is spiked
by twenty eight percent across the country in

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twenty twenty one, with total syphilis
cases soaring by a staggering seventy four percent.

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Now that's what I call it.
Comeback. Yeah. However, not

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all American areas are experiencing the same
rates of infection. So there's new data

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by US News and World Report revealing
the ten states with the highest STD rates.

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M yeah, I'm gonna see if
you notice a theme among these states.

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Okay, all right, I'm gonna
I'm gonna actually, you know what,

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hang on it. I'm so I
can find this real quick. You

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hang on and hang on. Yeah, Okay, I'm gonna let you guess.

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I'm gonna see if you can guess
the top ten states with the highest

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STD rates in the nation. All
right, Pennsylvania, No, Alabama number

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six, all right? Uh alright, uh, then Louisiana number two.

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All right, all right, we'll
go in the middle of Mississippi number one.

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Really. Yeah, oh, I
was because I honestly, I just

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assumed that Florida would be number one, you know what, you would.

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But this is one of those random
times where Florida did not make the top

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ten. Really, because I know, I am I'm stunned because you know

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what, Maybe it's because the entire
state is labeled as one as one STD

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that's well, because I know,
I know, I saw something not too

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long ago about how the you know, STD rate and seniors was through the

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roof in Florida. I have seen
that over the years that there is there

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are conversations that we need to be
having with our parents. Yeah, all

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right, So so far you've got
number one, Mississippi, number two,

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Louisiana number six, Alabama all right, Georgia number seven. All right,

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seeing if you're I feel like you're
starting to pick up on the theme here.

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All right, let's go South Carolina
number four. Let us see say

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it again. Let's see Tennessee.
No, No, Tennessee, they're they're

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they're too clean. Arkansas number eighth. Texas, thank god. That's the

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first thing I look for when I
see like things like this with top ten

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states of whatever and it's something bad, I always look at it and think,

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please God, not Texas. Oklahoma. Nope. North Carolina, yes,

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number ten, North Carolina, all
right, number nine. So there

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you've pretty much got almost every state
in the SEC is represented. That's I

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was just thinking that. I was
like, that's the whole SEC. Yeah.

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Yeah, So I mean, if
you're if you're part of the Big

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twelve, and maybe you're a ut
recruiter. This is one of the things

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you show to a young recruit to
get them to go to your school instead

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of the SEC. Yeah, it's
like, yeah, you might get drafted

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in the NFL, but you're also
going to have syphilis. Our hors are

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clean. Man. If that's not
the next visit Texas campaign and m's recruiting

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would go through the roof, that
would be good too, because then you

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have something else to do besides the
core. Yeah. So the you got

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Mississippi, you got Louisiana. What
is number three is the northernmost state of

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the United States, Maine unattached to
the states, Oh, Alaska, there

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you go. Number four was South
Carolina, which you got. Number five

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is one of the very few north
of the Mason Dixon that is South Dakota.

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Number six you got. That was
Alabama. Number seven was Georgia that

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you got. Number eight was Arkansas
that you got. And the only other

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state not in the SEC but still
south of the Mason Dixon was New Mexico

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at number nine and number ten you
got in North Carolina. So it's pretty

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interesting when you when you look at
some of these numbers as well. Seven

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of the ten states with the highest
rates were located below the Mason Dixon As

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we know, they were sec states. They New Mexico had an infection So

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let me go back to this infection
ray stuff. This was interesting. A

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total in North Carolina STD rate of
nine twenty two point two per one hundred

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thousand residents. Okay, New Mexico
nine twenty five point nine. Georgia obviously

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higher than that. It was interesting
though. In Georgia they had super high

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rates of chlamydia as opposed to the
other ones. Don't know why, and

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they have no idea why either.
It's chlamydia what they called the clap I

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think, so okay, but you
know what the good thing is, that's

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information. I'm glad I don't know, because if I knew it for sure,

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then it probably means that i've yeah, that I've had it, speaking

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from first hand experience. Yeah,
yeah, this is one of the topics

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I'm happily ignorant on. The data
analysis uncovered that Mississippi was the state with

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the worst overall STD infection rate nationwide. They had an infection rate of one

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thousand, two hundred sixty six per
one hundred thousand residents. That's a lot.

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Yeah, they can't teach anything else. And damn s you're not teaching

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sex ed No they're not. And
speaking of sex ed, young people are

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the ones being urged the most to
be particularly vigilant, I mean vigilant.

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That was that was a that was
not the time to trip over my own

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tongue. I'm going home. I
can't even hit the right music. Tripped

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over tongue. I'm a little ashamed
that I've found that so funny, but

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it was. It made me feel
better. I've really got to start pre

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reading these things or not, you
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trend Home one Raj when he's a
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around him, He's at Comedian Raj. And also be sure that you bring

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see you next time in the tree
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