Feb. 7, 2024
Episode 75 | Laptops | The Treehouse Podcast

What do a vacuum cleaner and a laptop power supply have in common? Find out and enjoy a freaky new game.
What do a vacuum cleaner and a laptop power supply have in common? Find out and enjoy a freaky new game.
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Welcome finally for us inside the treehouse. It is Wednesday, February seventh,
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twenty twenty four, day three of
five days in a row of the Treehouse,
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to be followed up with a sixth
day the day after the Super Bowl
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Monday the twelfth, which we will
attempt to go live. Still haven't figured
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that out just yet, because we
were having enough trouble just getting on the
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air today at all, let alone
trying to figure out a live broadcast for
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Monday via the internet. We're having
cord issues in the treehouse, something that
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you wouldn't expect back in the day
in the treehouses of old your because oh
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yeah, that's what I was trying
to think of. In treehouses of your,
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cords were not a thing. It
was more like a couple of coffee
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cans and some string and you go
to one corner of the room and someone
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go to the other, and then
you talk through the line and somehow it
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worked. In reality that didn't work. You just hurt each other because you
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were in the same room or anything
like that. So we were damn near
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having to pick up that technology to
see if it would travel twenty two hundred
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miles from where I am on Saint
John to Dallas where Trey is, and
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to Addison where Raj is. So
a three way canned string set up because
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my laptop was dying and my charging
cord doesn't work anymore. Raj, on
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the other hand, couldn't even find
his cord. You had everything else ready
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to do the show, and then
can we can we cuss on this show?
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Can we can we make this an
exception? I suppose I think I
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think the situation calls for it.
I'll give you no idea. You have
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no idea. How fucking mad like
I don't take breaks, I don't go.
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Can I just go somewhere? There's
nowhere for me to go. I'm
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by myself in the apartment. Can
I go somewhere for five minutes? My
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girlfriend decided. I went to the
bathroom the other day, and this is
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how it happens, and this is
what gets me so angry. I went
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to the bathroom and in that amount
of time I came out and if you
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noticed the show before, there's nothing
behind me. Ever, it's a different
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wall now. I'm facing here because
I came out of the bathroom and the
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whole apartment had moved, and I
was like, you did that in that
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amount of time, and it couldn't
have been four minutes. Everything moved and
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we had Okay, that answers my
question, which was how long were you
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in that bathroom to where your girlfriend
could rearrange the entire apartment, And the
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answer for it it couldn't have been. It couldn't have been that long.
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Like I went in, I brushed
my teeth, I did the my listine
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mouthwashed, which I believe in commercials. So I did that for the minute.
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I peede, I came out and
we have a new setup. You
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can do listine for a whole minute. Yes, man, I don't think
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I've lasted more than ten seconds really
with the nisceptic, because yeah, I
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can do the Yeah, the burn
a whole minute. Yeah, that's it.
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Killing the germs is what in my
head, that's what that is.
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So well, I think I just
wait more than ten seconds, you're killing
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more than germs. I think the
germs have given up in the first couple
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of seconds. Anything beyond ten,
I think you're just scorching the insides of
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your head. Yes, when when
the when the chemical burn stops, that's
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when I'm like, oh, okay, now it's working. Now and I
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come back out and we have a
new setup. So now I'm facing this
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way and we have a new rug
that was ordered by Amazon. We have
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a fake fucking palm tree for no
reason. Uh, apartment Esthetic decorating one
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oh one have a fake tree in
the corner? RAJ does it? Does
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it upset you or bother you?
That clearly this had been a premeditated uh
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situation that obviously she had, you
know, no redid the floor plan in
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her head, and you know it
was just, you know, no discussion
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with you, just waited for you
to go to the bathroom and then boom.
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Here's the thing. We had a
discussion about this about three months ago,
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which I've forgotten. It was do
you like I should have known better.
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She said, do you like the
way the apartment is set up?
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And I was like, yes,
let's let's leave it the fuck alone,
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and then gave the wrong answer apparently
yeah. And then we kept going to
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this consignment store to find recliners.
I'm like, where are we going to
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put them? We're gonna put recliners. Everything's already set up. And I
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should have known that she was planning, so I didn't know what what spot
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like like what, like, Hey, this is the bathroom break that we're
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I was waiting for. Uhh,
this is the one where he goes to
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the bathroom and I just ruined the
whole apartment. And it was real.
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I think. I think Trey's right. I think that's exactly what happened.
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So this was she probably was doing
micro adjustments leading up to one of the
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big leading up to the big shift, or in your case, the big
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shift, because you go in there
for you for for for a big movement
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and uh uh I just brush my
teeth and p That's all I know.
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But she probably thought you were pooping, so shit. That's where she taught
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you had enough time. So what
she did was she took she did micro
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adjustments of the furniture without you even
noticing, over the span of three months.
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And then there was and then there
was then there was d day and
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that was the day you went to
the bathroom. M hm. And because
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of all those microadjustments she had done
to the furniture in the apartment, she
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was able to rearrange everything in less
than four minutes. So that way you
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walked out of the bathroom, you
had a brand new apartment and might put
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down a rug. In my head, Roger's apartment looks like one of those
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weather Tech commercials. But all of
a sudden, the guy goes away and
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then those eight guys you know,
jump out and there you know, jacks
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and everything moving there. Yeah,
so is that what you got? Did
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you get a weather Tech rug?
Because I'd like one of those. Those
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are really good guys. It is. It looks like an actual like living
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room rug, but if you were
to pick it up, it's like a
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T shirt. Like you can actually
put it in the wash like that sounds
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pretty cool. You can roll it
up and put it in a in just
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a regular washing machine. So is
that where your laptop power cord was?
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Because in order for her to rearrange
all the furniture and everything, she had
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to move your show set up.
And when she moved your show set up,
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she misplaced your laptop power chord.
And that was the problem we had
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today. Is you show you laptop
and you couldn't You couldn't do to show
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show set up, ring light,
mike, headphones, laptop, everything where
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it goes. And I was like, yeah, thank you soon when you
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adjusted the whole house, thank you
so much. The chord that actually charges
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the laptop, which is the key
component. Yes, it's the thing that
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makes everything go. Yeah, that
couldn't be found. And so I text
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and I go, it can't fund
She goes, it hasn't. And this
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is the thing that makes me so
angry because well it hasn't disappeared. Okay,
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well I didn't. Well on your
end, it has and I didn't
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move it. So you moved everything
around. Where is my cord? And
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then we started finding solutions like trays, like I'll bring one to you.
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I'm like, that's gonna take half
an hour here, half an hour back.
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I have a and that's fine.
We were very happy to do that,
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and I was I had no problem
volunteering tray for that specific job.
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And I was like, just give
me, I have two of them.
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Let me just And I was walking. I was, I grabbed my keys
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to go to Walmart because we were
talking about the Walmart on Marsh and Frankfurt.
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To just go get the cord.
Whatever whatever it cost, doesn't matter.
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I'm walking away. And I look
at the vacuum cleaner and I went,
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well, that's never had two plugs
before. And attached to the vacuum
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cleaner is the power cord to the
laptop. You got a special girl there,
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Raj. You gotta please back that
statement up, because now we weren't
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a good thing that I have a
special girl. You do I meant what
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I said, Yeah, she she
attached it to the vacuum cleaner. Why,
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I couldn't tell you. But it
makes sense. It makes sense on
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a on a on a certain level, because is it is, oh,
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it's a room. Uh no.
I think at that point we'd have to
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use terminology that would go beyond special, you know, we would get canceled.
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Uh No. It was literally like
you know how the put the cord
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around the back of the vacuum cleaner
and I just saw another cord and I
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was like, that's not a that's
not a thing. And that's when I
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was like found, I'll be on
in five minutes. And here we are
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right now. It was legitimately I
and she goes, where was it?
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I said, don't speak to me
for the rest of the day. Attached
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to the vacuum finger and would you
do me a favor? When will you
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add me onto your text? Like
Dan don't want to talk to you either.
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We'll make it a group of things
like you say, not only are
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you not allowed to talk to me
for the rest of the day, but
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Dan and Trey also requested silence.
I think it's only because all because she
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got a new rug. This is
how weird things happen. She wanted a
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new rug, yes, right,
Yes, and the fallout, the butterfly
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effect, this is a great example
of it. Yes, she buys a
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new rug, and then you can't
find a power cord for your laptop and
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therefore can't do your job. Yes, and it's the it's the second power
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cord I've had to buy because rugs. If you want to say it that
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way, because she wants to go, should we move the TV to this
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side of the bedroom? I'm like, okay, if if that, if
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that makes it better for you,
And then chords are gone and I can't
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charge the phone, I can't charge
the laptop. It's well, just imagine
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the fallout she would well imagine imagine
what she would have to endure if you
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had not found that power cord,
because I would have sicked all the Treehouse
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insiders, all the Treehouse listeners on
her. I would have said, it
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is Raj's girlfriend's fault that we didn't
have a show today because she wanted a
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new rug. Yes, but many
of the Treehouse listeners have come out to
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shows and various other things and have
met her, and they all love her
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as as I do. I'm just
telling let me, let me tell you
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about the fickle, the fickle nature
of our listeners. Oh, I thought
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you were telling them about the fickle
nature of women. I was. I
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was right, especially because I don't
know if you've noticed this ra Tray,
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I mean, Trey, I'm pretty
sure has Raj. You're basically throwing your
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girlfriend underneath the bus or in this
case, the rug because you because she
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hid your laptop cord. It's she
attached it to the vacuum cleaner. I'm
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like, what the And here's why
I asked again at the beginning, if
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we could cuss, what the fuck
were you thinking? Like that doesn't look
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like anything that goes to a vacuum
cleaner, And and that's just my brain.
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I'm like, I don't understand why
we Why do we have a fake
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palm tree in our house? Right
now? It's right there, we have
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a fake palm tree. Like,
where are we? Where do you think
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we live? We're in Alison?
What do you do I can tell you
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this much, Raj, I happen
to live in a place with many,
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many palm trees. And when your
girlfriend hears this episode and feels the bus
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running her over up and down her
back, mm hmm, you're gonna have
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to leave, because so I was, I was gonna ask when I could
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move in with you. Guys.
Well, there's not a whole lot of
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room. No, I can see
behind you, there's plenty of room.
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No, those are our recliners,
and then there's there's just two that's one
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for one for me and a tiny
spot in the middle for bell of the
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dog. Right, and then what's
in front of it is there is there
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a rug? I know we actually
we have a rug for that, but
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we didn't put it down because we
didn't want to lose any charging cords.
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And you want to move, you
want to move to the Saint John.
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We'll go find a two bedroom.
I'll join you. Oh my god,
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how Dan, are you even ready? Let's do it. Let's go.
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Oh, I don't I don't think
there's episode. I'm out. So well,
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not only are you out and you'll
be forced to relocate, but the
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irony is gonna be She's gonna beat
you with that cord on the web.
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This is the new place. Come
with the laptop. That'd be great,
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like because she's gonna she's gonna keep
this, gonna show up with with a
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laptop without a power cord and a
fake palm tree. Yeah, it's an
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interesting continuation, uh here on this
show because this show has a has a
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tenuous relationship with laptops that visit us
online at Treehouse on Air dot com.
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now for your free roof inspection.
Give them a call eight three three cook
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DFW the website cookdfw dot com.
Now, the free roof inspection is a
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big deal. And that's not something
that you only offer to senior citizens.
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You offer that to everybody. And
the reason why I bring up senior citizens
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is because our very own trade Trendholme
recently became a card carrying member of a
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ARP and I was curious. I
know that you are of a certain age
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Daniel carries not she's forever twenty one, But I'm wondering, are you a
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card carrying member of the aa ARP. Do you like to get those discounts,
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Well, that is a or do
you deny it and say I'm not
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that age. That is a funny, funny story actually, because we're holding
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up that AARP card at a boy. Yes, and it stays in my
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addresser drawer on my desk, drayer. I don't even take it out in
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public with me. I doubt that's
going to be in my wallet anytime soon.
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I just feel like I was prematurely
given that card, and as men,
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we do not like anything premature.
But this was what happened. So
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my beautiful bride, I thought it
was gonna be funny because she was eligible
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to carry that card prior to me, and so she made sure I got
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one at the same time, even
though it was not fully eligible for it,
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and so she had that ship to
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like, I thought somebody had played
a joke on he or something like that,
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but no, it of course Carrie, because she just wanted to make
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sure I was involved too since she
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did that, I said, okay, I got you. So when she
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did turn on her fiftieth birthday cake, I made a giant AARP cake and
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we had like seventy five people meet
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May and she was so she was so
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upset, but she was laughing at
the same time though. So that's what
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we got on our fiftieth birthday,
a big old AARP. And I made
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week and I think that main showroom
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at the Dallas Comedy Club Dallas dash
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to one four Uh, two and
four eight one four nineteen eighty. Yeah,
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two and four eight nineteen eighty.
That sounds great, that sounds right
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to make good job, I think, uh, we have a solution on
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making sure that you keep a handle
on your show equipment, Raj. Mm
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hm. So I'm going to send
you in tray something that Tara had worked
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up during that first segment. So
this way you can keep all of your
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show equipment together in one place.
It's it's a bag and to make sure
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that everyone knows whose bag it is
and what's in it. It says it
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says on the bag Raj's ship.
See you right there. See that's that's
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no mistake will be made that that
is that's your stuff in there. Everything
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was where it was. The whole
show set up is exactly where it goes
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every time. It was this time
the counch moved, the love seat moved,
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the coffee table moved, and she
thought, this cord clearly goes to
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the vacuum cleaner I've used a thousand
times and have never used this chord.
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Yeah. I can't help her there, I just yeah, I was worried
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about it though. I think Trey, you brought up the possibility of it
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being a like a like a rumba
or an eye robot cordless vacuum. That
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would have been very, very scary
if that was the case where she actually
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put the chord on the cordless vacuum
type thing. Oh yeah, yeah,
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the cordless vacuum. I you know, they still have to charge. So
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that's why I was asking about that. Cool. Yeah, you know that's
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that's fair enough. Real quick,
since this is a super stupid week inside
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the Treehouse, as we're leading up
to Super Bowl fifty eight in Las Vegas,
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which is being held at Allegiant Stadium. Have you guys seen Allegiant Stadium?
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You've seen the exterior of that of
that building. I have because I
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used to have a thousand times performed
in Vegas. I saw it from when
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they demolished the buildings around it to
when it was slowly building up. So
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I've seen the progression over the years
of the entire stadium. So not only
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have you seen it in person,
you've seen it, you've seen it being
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built the entire process. Yeah,
did it ever? Did it ever?
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Did you ever come to the realization
that Allegiant Stadium looks like a roomba.
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Yes? When I saw it,
I was like that, that's a very
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and I thought it. I thought
it was going to be like Rumba Stadium.
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I That's exactly what I thought,
because all these images are being shown
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now leading up to the Super Bowl, and I didn't realize what that stadium
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looked like. And they showed a
lovely photo of it or a video of
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it, and to me, Rumba
or I Robot missed out on a hell
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of a branding opportunity. Yeah,
you could be like, we're going to
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clean up the city and that could
have been Yeah, that could have been
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the opening for that, the unveiling
of that. But that I looked up
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tickets for the Super Bowl and nosebleeds
five thousand. If you guys want to
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chip in, I don't mind.
There is a suite that's available right now
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with a surf and turf buffet.
We're twenty people. We can find seventeen
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more. Well, I mean,
with all of us, another fifteen people
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to go two point four million dollars. Nobody no taking fun now hang on,
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I'm just wondering, is it possible
that Raj's girlfriend has has hidden two
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point four million dollars somewhere in the
apartment and now Raj has to find it.
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I'll check the vacuum cleaner. Well, if we continue down this path,
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Raj will be dead. And I
don't want that because look, uh,
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deaths they have a tendency to come
in threes, right, and Raj,
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I don't want you to be the
third in the string of Carl Weathers
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and Toby Keith. Yes, uh, I wouldn't. The only difference is
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like I wouldn't make TMC they did
so, but you would certainly make our
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news segment if if you were murdered
by your girlfriend with a laptop cord or
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just the vacuum cleaner just beat me
to death with that. That makes more
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sense for everything that you've told us
about your girlfriend today, it would seem
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possible, if not likely, that
if she was to kill you, she
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would strangle you with your laptop cord, right, and then she would try
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to clean up the evidence using the
vacuum clean what's that I said, she'd
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wrap the body in the T shirt
rug. Yes, No, she's she's
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uh, she's absolutely wonderful and I
enjoy living here very much, which is
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which is a good thing, because
you need to say that because otherwise this
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bag that Tara already has pre made
for you might end up being your uh,
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your your your moving luggage. It's
like it's like the hobo bag on
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the stick, uh, says Raja's
ship. Yeah, my prayer is to
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you, sir. Well, she's
in Austin right now, and I have
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time to She's got she's got a
chord that'll reach don't worry from Austin.
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Oh yeah, So I mentioned obviously
Carl Weather's Toby Keith, two big names
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that have died, and because of
that, I keep refreshing my newsfeeds thinking
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Okay, who's the third person that's
inevitably going to come? But then I
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started thinking about it's like, man, this one might just be a powerful
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enough duo that you don't get a
third because those are two big names,
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and I have to admit I was
pretty surprised by the Toby Keith thing,
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even though I should not have been, because I think it was sometime in
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twenty twenty two that he announced that
or his family did or whatever. There
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was a an announcement made that he
had contracted or have that he had stomach
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cancer. I don't think you contracts
stomach cancer. That's a that's a that's
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an amazing prostitute. Yeah, I
don't. I don't know if that's something
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that like it's because you got it
from a dirty bathroom or you know,
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I don't. I hope more Indian
people are listening to this show. If
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only hovered instead of sit down,
he'd still be with us today. What's
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the proper word for what is it? Just? You get cancer? That
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that doesn't sound that's correct. But
that sounds like it's that sounds like,
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look, I get birthday presents and
that's good. I don't want to get
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cancer. That's not good. That's
a bad thing. You contract aids,
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you contract gun rha like, you
don't contract stomach cancer unless that's the most
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amazing stuff. That's again, like
I said, that's the most amazing processute
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ever. It's like I'm sorry,
maybe this call is awkward. Have you
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gone to the doctor. You might
want to get chet for what? Maybe
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I need a medical expert on here
or something, just because it doesn't it
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doesn't sound right, like I understand
when people say I have cancer, that
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makes sense, but but they're it's
like, well, how did you get
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it? Most people don't know because
a lot of questions still remain about why
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certain people get cancers and certain cancers
and some don't. We don't really know
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those answers. I can tell you
those answers. It's just genetic mutations.
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There's cancer cells in your body like
always, there's leukocytes in your body always,
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and so when they decide to go, oh today, we're having a
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bad day. So again we can't
if that is the case. So what
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you're saying is is that cancer lives
inside all of us and it's just a
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matter of which one is going to
get woken up due to circumstance or life
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choice on our part. Right that
figured out? Okay, Yes, then
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it really does not make sense to
say that you got cancer because from what
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you're saying, you had it already. You just woke up, so someone
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your cells just started mutating, Yeah, you don't. Contracting means like you
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got it from an outside source.
It's like you wake up next you wait,
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just drunken vegas one. Then you
wake up the next morning like,
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ah, who's this chick? This
bitch doesn't have cancer? Well, look,
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I use an inordinate amount of det
for bug spray, and I'm pretty
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sure I'm going to have a cancer
related death because of that dangerous level of
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deat that I put on my body. And at that point, I feel
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like it would make sense for me
to say I contracted it from the deep.
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But as you're staring out the window, when when the cant when you
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contract the cancer. I just hope
that scorpion's like I told you, bitch,
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you try to kill me, I
got you. Yeah, that scorpion
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that that I thought I got rid
of, And I just because I never
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actually saw it dead. It's just
been waiting for me outside the house where
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I left it. And even the
scorpion, even the scorpion knew that revenge
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is a dish best served. But
I will, uh, I can promise
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you. As long as I live, I don't care what kind of dementia
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or Alzheimer's I get contracting cancer.
Uh, we'll never leave my break.
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That was so just the funny.
A better word, give me a better
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word than get cancer if you already
had it inside you to say, because
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when you get candid it sounds like
it's something that, like I said,
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you get birthday presents, you get
you hopefully get an I R Rest refund,
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you get a job, but you
also get cancer. See that doesn't
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one of these is not like the
others in getting cancer. It doesn't fit.
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Yeah, I mean, I just
haven't heard it said it's contracted.
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That's just as an Indian kid that
was pre med. I just want to
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say thank you so much for that. I'm gonna laugh about that all day
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long. You're welcome, all right. I'm gonna do something out to try
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to completely cleanse my brain and anyone
else's ears for my stupidity. Usually the
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stupid in the treehouse is based on
someone else's words or actions, but today
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it's basically me. So I'd like
to cleanse that. That's good though,
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because I have apparently contracted stupid and
I don't want any of you to catch
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it. Don't bang down, you
better not use a toilet's see it after
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me? Because I'm gonna get you
stupid. Well, stupid's gotta pick a
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hole and get it get into you
one way or another. Look around at
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it's kind of empty in here.
I believe I'll just set up shop.
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All right. Since it's Wednesday and
I'm trying to uh uh force some alliteration
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onto the show, and we're doing
five days a week, I figure on
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Wednesday we can do our new game
that we've done once ever, and that
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is wrong answers only. Yeah.
I don't have music pre selected for this,
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but someday I might. Yeah,
so wrong, wrong answers only,
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Wrong answers only, as exactly as
as it sounds. I'm going to give
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you, Raj Entrey, a couple
of scenarios and or headlines in which you
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have to give the wrong answers only. Do you understand? Yes? Yeah?
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Good? All right, good,
We're all set. So we will
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start with the first one, Raj, we will uh uh, we will
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start with you on this one.
Okay, all right, Wrong answers only.
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Snoop Dogg and Master p are suing
Walmart for hiding their lenk uh their
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their weed. Okay, that's a
good guess. That is a good guess.
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But that is not the correct answer. Okay, hang on, no
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incorrect, Trey, But it's actually
correct answer because it's supposed to be wrong,
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So good job, Trey. Uh. Snoop Dogg and Master P are
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suing Walmart for a hiding their blank. They're rascals sitting on dubs. Sorry,
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Roger, you should have gotten the
ding the first time because it was
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a wrong answer that you get.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah uh
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so. Uh, Snoop Dogg and
Master P are suing Walmart for hiding there
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my does anyone want to know my
answer? Yeah? Yes, Snoop Dogg
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and Master P or suing Walmart for
hiding their street cred. I like,
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yeah, but apparently Walmart lost it
the actual answer. They're cereal what like
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they have a serial brand? Yeah. I was surprised by this as well.
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Snoop Dogg and Master Part what weedies
w E E D I s oh
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no, I get it? Captain
Scoop Dogg, Snoop Dogg and Master Bie
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are going after Walmart and Post Foods
for allegedly conspiring to hide Snoop Cereal in
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stores. Store employees found boxes of
their product hidden away, even though the
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website claimed it was sold out.
The employees found the boxes when they came
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to from their weed high. Yeah, I think I think they cracked their
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own case there. Oh wow.
Okay, all right, we have time
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for one more. All right,
we will Roger will start with you again.
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All right, Okay, wrong answers. Only seventy four percent of people
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say it's not acceptable to drink alcohol
daring A what funeral? Seventy four say
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it again? Funeral? Okay,
that is a wrong answer. Okay,
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good should be a right answer.
You shouldn't well, I mean, yeah,
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yeah, I mean if anyone's gonna
drink anywhere, it really should be
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a funeral. Oh gotcha. Okay. Seventy four percent of people say it's
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not acceptable to drink alcohol during a
True Trey mid day show. Yeah,
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that is a That is a wrong
answer, but it feels right in my
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heart. I thought it would be
listening to that midday show. You got
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to narrow it down. I mean
that at a certain point there are some
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good midday shows and then there aren't. Oh yeah, yeah, that induce
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bidge and drinking. For my answer. By the way, seventy four percent
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of people say it's not acceptable to
drink alcohol daring a My wrong answer is
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Mother's Against Drunk Driving fundraiser. Yes, yeah, a meeting. That's where
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I thought was going to go because
he was. Although what a captive audience.
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That Stanley's full of whiskey. That's
and that's my buddy Stanley. Well
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we had a rocky start to this
one, but I'm glad that we were
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able to uh wrap a chord around
our next and really quick, really squid
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And I just want to say,
my girlfriend is wonderful and I love her
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very much. Well, if she
kicks you out, I got a bag
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with your name on it. I
got a blanket with my face on it,
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So we're good. I have a
feeling you're in the in the market
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for some more home makeover. I
live with trade. Now. I'm gonna
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be cute Daisy sleeping between the two
of you. Oh, I hope we
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have two different beds. I don't
know what the movie Tray lives in a
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one bedroom and it's not gay.
If there's a job between the two,
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that's the next T shirt we need
to have made. I can't wait to
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send that to Aaron to draw.
Thanks for hanging out with us in the
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treehouse today. Of course, We'll
be back tomorrow for day four of super
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Stupid Week, right here inside the
treehouse. We'll see you then
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Welcome finally for us inside the treehouse. It is Wednesday, February seventh,
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twenty twenty four, day three of
five days in a row of the Treehouse,
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to be followed up with a sixth
day the day after the Super Bowl
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Monday the twelfth, which we will
attempt to go live. Still haven't figured
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that out just yet, because we
were having enough trouble just getting on the
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air today at all, let alone
trying to figure out a live broadcast for
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Monday via the internet. We're having
cord issues in the treehouse, something that
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you wouldn't expect back in the day
in the treehouses of old your because oh
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yeah, that's what I was trying
to think of. In treehouses of your,
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cords were not a thing. It
was more like a couple of coffee
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cans and some string and you go
to one corner of the room and someone
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go to the other, and then
you talk through the line and somehow it
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worked. In reality that didn't work. You just hurt each other because you
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were in the same room or anything
like that. So we were damn near
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having to pick up that technology to
see if it would travel twenty two hundred
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miles from where I am on Saint
John to Dallas where Trey is, and
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to Addison where Raj is. So
a three way canned string set up because
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my laptop was dying and my charging
cord doesn't work anymore. Raj, on
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the other hand, couldn't even find
his cord. You had everything else ready
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to do the show, and then
can we can we cuss on this show?
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Can we can we make this an
exception? I suppose I think I
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think the situation calls for it.
I'll give you no idea. You have
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no idea. How fucking mad like
I don't take breaks, I don't go.
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Can I just go somewhere? There's
nowhere for me to go. I'm
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by myself in the apartment. Can
I go somewhere for five minutes? My
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girlfriend decided. I went to the
bathroom the other day, and this is
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how it happens, and this is
what gets me so angry. I went
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to the bathroom and in that amount
of time I came out and if you
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noticed the show before, there's nothing
behind me. Ever, it's a different
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wall now. I'm facing here because
I came out of the bathroom and the
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whole apartment had moved, and I
was like, you did that in that
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amount of time, and it couldn't
have been four minutes. Everything moved and
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we had Okay, that answers my
question, which was how long were you
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in that bathroom to where your girlfriend
could rearrange the entire apartment, And the
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answer for it it couldn't have been. It couldn't have been that long.
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Like I went in, I brushed
my teeth, I did the my listine
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mouthwashed, which I believe in commercials. So I did that for the minute.
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I peede, I came out and
we have a new setup. You
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can do listine for a whole minute. Yes, man, I don't think
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I've lasted more than ten seconds really
with the nisceptic, because yeah, I
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can do the Yeah, the burn
a whole minute. Yeah, that's it.
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Killing the germs is what in my
head, that's what that is.
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So well, I think I just
wait more than ten seconds, you're killing
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more than germs. I think the
germs have given up in the first couple
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of seconds. Anything beyond ten,
I think you're just scorching the insides of
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your head. Yes, when when
the when the chemical burn stops, that's
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when I'm like, oh, okay, now it's working. Now and I
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come back out and we have a
new setup. So now I'm facing this
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way and we have a new rug
that was ordered by Amazon. We have
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a fake fucking palm tree for no
reason. Uh, apartment Esthetic decorating one
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oh one have a fake tree in
the corner? RAJ does it? Does
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it upset you or bother you?
That clearly this had been a premeditated uh
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situation that obviously she had, you
know, no redid the floor plan in
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her head, and you know it
was just, you know, no discussion
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with you, just waited for you
to go to the bathroom and then boom.
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Here's the thing. We had a
discussion about this about three months ago,
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which I've forgotten. It was do
you like I should have known better.
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She said, do you like the
way the apartment is set up?
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And I was like, yes,
let's let's leave it the fuck alone,
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and then gave the wrong answer apparently
yeah. And then we kept going to
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this consignment store to find recliners.
I'm like, where are we going to
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put them? We're gonna put recliners. Everything's already set up. And I
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should have known that she was planning, so I didn't know what what spot
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like like what, like, Hey, this is the bathroom break that we're
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I was waiting for. Uhh,
this is the one where he goes to
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the bathroom and I just ruined the
whole apartment. And it was real.
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I think. I think Trey's right. I think that's exactly what happened.
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So this was she probably was doing
micro adjustments leading up to one of the
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big leading up to the big shift, or in your case, the big
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shift, because you go in there
for you for for for a big movement
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and uh uh I just brush my
teeth and p That's all I know.
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But she probably thought you were pooping, so shit. That's where she taught
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you had enough time. So what
she did was she took she did micro
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adjustments of the furniture without you even
noticing, over the span of three months.
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And then there was and then there
was then there was d day and
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that was the day you went to
the bathroom. M hm. And because
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of all those microadjustments she had done
to the furniture in the apartment, she
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was able to rearrange everything in less
than four minutes. So that way you
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walked out of the bathroom, you
had a brand new apartment and might put
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down a rug. In my head, Roger's apartment looks like one of those
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weather Tech commercials. But all of
a sudden, the guy goes away and
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then those eight guys you know,
jump out and there you know, jacks
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and everything moving there. Yeah,
so is that what you got? Did
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you get a weather Tech rug?
Because I'd like one of those. Those
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are really good guys. It is. It looks like an actual like living
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room rug, but if you were
to pick it up, it's like a
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T shirt. Like you can actually
put it in the wash like that sounds
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pretty cool. You can roll it
up and put it in a in just
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a regular washing machine. So is
that where your laptop power cord was?
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Because in order for her to rearrange
all the furniture and everything, she had
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to move your show set up.
And when she moved your show set up,
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she misplaced your laptop power chord.
And that was the problem we had
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today. Is you show you laptop
and you couldn't You couldn't do to show
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show set up, ring light,
mike, headphones, laptop, everything where
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it goes. And I was like, yeah, thank you soon when you
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adjusted the whole house, thank you
so much. The chord that actually charges
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the laptop, which is the key
component. Yes, it's the thing that
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makes everything go. Yeah, that
couldn't be found. And so I text
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and I go, it can't fund
She goes, it hasn't. And this
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is the thing that makes me so
angry because well it hasn't disappeared. Okay,
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well I didn't. Well on your
end, it has and I didn't
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move it. So you moved everything
around. Where is my cord? And
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then we started finding solutions like trays, like I'll bring one to you.
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I'm like, that's gonna take half
an hour here, half an hour back.
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I have a and that's fine.
We were very happy to do that,
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and I was I had no problem
volunteering tray for that specific job.
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And I was like, just give
me, I have two of them.
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Let me just And I was walking. I was, I grabbed my keys
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to go to Walmart because we were
talking about the Walmart on Marsh and Frankfurt.
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To just go get the cord.
Whatever whatever it cost, doesn't matter.
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I'm walking away. And I look
at the vacuum cleaner and I went,
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well, that's never had two plugs
before. And attached to the vacuum
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cleaner is the power cord to the
laptop. You got a special girl there,
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Raj. You gotta please back that
statement up, because now we weren't
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a good thing that I have a
special girl. You do I meant what
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I said, Yeah, she she
attached it to the vacuum cleaner. Why,
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I couldn't tell you. But it
makes sense. It makes sense on
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a on a on a certain level, because is it is, oh,
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it's a room. Uh no.
I think at that point we'd have to
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use terminology that would go beyond special, you know, we would get canceled.
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Uh No. It was literally like
you know how the put the cord
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around the back of the vacuum cleaner
and I just saw another cord and I
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was like, that's not a that's
not a thing. And that's when I
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was like found, I'll be on
in five minutes. And here we are
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right now. It was legitimately I
and she goes, where was it?
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I said, don't speak to me
for the rest of the day. Attached
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to the vacuum finger and would you
do me a favor? When will you
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add me onto your text? Like
Dan don't want to talk to you either.
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We'll make it a group of things
like you say, not only are
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you not allowed to talk to me
for the rest of the day, but
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Dan and Trey also requested silence.
I think it's only because all because she
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got a new rug. This is
how weird things happen. She wanted a
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new rug, yes, right,
Yes, and the fallout, the butterfly
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effect, this is a great example
of it. Yes, she buys a
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new rug, and then you can't
find a power cord for your laptop and
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therefore can't do your job. Yes, and it's the it's the second power
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cord I've had to buy because rugs. If you want to say it that
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way, because she wants to go, should we move the TV to this
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side of the bedroom? I'm like, okay, if if that, if
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that makes it better for you,
And then chords are gone and I can't
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charge the phone, I can't charge
the laptop. It's well, just imagine
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the fallout she would well imagine imagine
what she would have to endure if you
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had not found that power cord,
because I would have sicked all the Treehouse
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insiders, all the Treehouse listeners on
her. I would have said, it
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is Raj's girlfriend's fault that we didn't
have a show today because she wanted a
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new rug. Yes, but many
of the Treehouse listeners have come out to
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shows and various other things and have
met her, and they all love her
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as as I do. I'm just
telling let me, let me tell you
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about the fickle, the fickle nature
of our listeners. Oh, I thought
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you were telling them about the fickle
nature of women. I was. I
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was right, especially because I don't
know if you've noticed this ra Tray,
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I mean, Trey, I'm pretty
sure has Raj. You're basically throwing your
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girlfriend underneath the bus or in this
case, the rug because you because she
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hid your laptop cord. It's she
attached it to the vacuum cleaner. I'm
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like, what the And here's why
I asked again at the beginning, if
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we could cuss, what the fuck
were you thinking? Like that doesn't look
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like anything that goes to a vacuum
cleaner, And and that's just my brain.
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I'm like, I don't understand why
we Why do we have a fake
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palm tree in our house? Right
now? It's right there, we have
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a fake palm tree. Like,
where are we? Where do you think
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we live? We're in Alison?
What do you do I can tell you
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this much, Raj, I happen
to live in a place with many,
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many palm trees. And when your
girlfriend hears this episode and feels the bus
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running her over up and down her
back, mm hmm, you're gonna have
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to leave, because so I was, I was gonna ask when I could
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move in with you. Guys.
Well, there's not a whole lot of
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room. No, I can see
behind you, there's plenty of room.
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No, those are our recliners,
and then there's there's just two that's one
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for one for me and a tiny
spot in the middle for bell of the
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dog. Right, and then what's
in front of it is there is there
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a rug? I know we actually
we have a rug for that, but
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we didn't put it down because we
didn't want to lose any charging cords.
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And you want to move, you
want to move to the Saint John.
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We'll go find a two bedroom.
I'll join you. Oh my god,
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how Dan, are you even ready? Let's do it. Let's go.
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Oh, I don't I don't think
there's episode. I'm out. So well,
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not only are you out and you'll
be forced to relocate, but the
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irony is gonna be She's gonna beat
you with that cord on the web.
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This is the new place. Come
with the laptop. That'd be great,
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like because she's gonna she's gonna keep
this, gonna show up with with a
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laptop without a power cord and a
fake palm tree. Yeah, it's an
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interesting continuation, uh here on this
show because this show has a has a
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tenuous relationship with laptops that visit us
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big deal. And that's not something
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You offer that to everybody. And
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Daniel carries not she's forever twenty one, But I'm wondering, are you a
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card carrying member of the aa ARP. Do you like to get those discounts,
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Well, that is a or do
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that age. That is a funny, funny story actually, because we're holding
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up that AARP card at a boy. Yes, and it stays in my
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addresser drawer on my desk, drayer. I don't even take it out in
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public with me. I doubt that's
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I just feel like I was prematurely
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we do not like anything premature.
But this was what happened. So
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my beautiful bride, I thought it
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to carry that card prior to me, and so she made sure I got
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one at the same time, even
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and so she had that ship to
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like, I thought somebody had played
a joke on he or something like that,
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but no, it of course Carrie, because she just wanted to make
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sure I was involved too since she
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did that, I said, okay, I got you. So when she
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did turn on her fiftieth birthday cake, I made a giant AARP cake and
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we had like seventy five people meet
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a whole bunch of big party in
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that cake out and I had especially
May and she was so she was so
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upset, but she was laughing at
the same time though. So that's what
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we got on our fiftieth birthday,
a big old AARP. And I made
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it just like the card in her
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AARP. I think it's a wonderful
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brought to you by our friends at
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week and I think that main showroom
is very close to being open. I
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heard from Ian the other day at
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go back to normal. It's very
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are in the clubroom this weekend because
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That's right. Our very own the
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So you can go go see a
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at the Dallas Comedy Club Dallas dash
Comedy Club dot com or call Raj two
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to one four Uh, two and
four eight one four nineteen eighty. Yeah,
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two and four eight nineteen eighty.
That sounds great, that sounds right
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to make good job, I think, uh, we have a solution on
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making sure that you keep a handle
on your show equipment, Raj. Mm
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hm. So I'm going to send
you in tray something that Tara had worked
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up during that first segment. So
this way you can keep all of your
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show equipment together in one place.
It's it's a bag and to make sure
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that everyone knows whose bag it is
and what's in it. It says it
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says on the bag Raj's ship.
See you right there. See that's that's
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no mistake will be made that that
is that's your stuff in there. Everything
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was where it was. The whole
show set up is exactly where it goes
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every time. It was this time
the counch moved, the love seat moved,
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the coffee table moved, and she
thought, this cord clearly goes to
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the vacuum cleaner I've used a thousand
times and have never used this chord.
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Yeah. I can't help her there, I just yeah, I was worried
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about it though. I think Trey, you brought up the possibility of it
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being a like a like a rumba
or an eye robot cordless vacuum. That
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would have been very, very scary
if that was the case where she actually
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put the chord on the cordless vacuum
type thing. Oh yeah, yeah,
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the cordless vacuum. I you know, they still have to charge. So
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that's why I was asking about that. Cool. Yeah, you know that's
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that's fair enough. Real quick,
since this is a super stupid week inside
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the Treehouse, as we're leading up
to Super Bowl fifty eight in Las Vegas,
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which is being held at Allegiant Stadium. Have you guys seen Allegiant Stadium?
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You've seen the exterior of that of
that building. I have because I
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used to have a thousand times performed
in Vegas. I saw it from when
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they demolished the buildings around it to
when it was slowly building up. So
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I've seen the progression over the years
of the entire stadium. So not only
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have you seen it in person,
you've seen it, you've seen it being
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built the entire process. Yeah,
did it ever? Did it ever?
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Did you ever come to the realization
that Allegiant Stadium looks like a roomba.
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Yes? When I saw it,
I was like that, that's a very
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and I thought it. I thought
it was going to be like Rumba Stadium.
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I That's exactly what I thought,
because all these images are being shown
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now leading up to the Super Bowl, and I didn't realize what that stadium
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looked like. And they showed a
lovely photo of it or a video of
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it, and to me, Rumba
or I Robot missed out on a hell
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of a branding opportunity. Yeah,
you could be like, we're going to
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clean up the city and that could
have been Yeah, that could have been
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the opening for that, the unveiling
of that. But that I looked up
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tickets for the Super Bowl and nosebleeds
five thousand. If you guys want to
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chip in, I don't mind.
There is a suite that's available right now
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with a surf and turf buffet.
We're twenty people. We can find seventeen
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more. Well, I mean,
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to go two point four million dollars. Nobody no taking fun now hang on,
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I'm just wondering, is it possible
that Raj's girlfriend has has hidden two
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point four million dollars somewhere in the
apartment and now Raj has to find it.
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I'll check the vacuum cleaner. Well, if we continue down this path,
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Raj will be dead. And I
don't want that because look, uh,
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deaths they have a tendency to come
in threes, right, and Raj,
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I don't want you to be the
third in the string of Carl Weathers
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and Toby Keith. Yes, uh, I wouldn't. The only difference is
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like I wouldn't make TMC they did
so, but you would certainly make our
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news segment if if you were murdered
by your girlfriend with a laptop cord or
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just the vacuum cleaner just beat me
to death with that. That makes more
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sense for everything that you've told us
about your girlfriend today, it would seem
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possible, if not likely, that
if she was to kill you, she
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would strangle you with your laptop cord, right, and then she would try
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to clean up the evidence using the
vacuum clean what's that I said, she'd
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wrap the body in the T shirt
rug. Yes, No, she's she's
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uh, she's absolutely wonderful and I
enjoy living here very much, which is
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which is a good thing, because
you need to say that because otherwise this
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bag that Tara already has pre made
for you might end up being your uh,
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your your your moving luggage. It's
like it's like the hobo bag on
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the stick, uh, says Raja's
ship. Yeah, my prayer is to
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you, sir. Well, she's
in Austin right now, and I have
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time to She's got she's got a
chord that'll reach don't worry from Austin.
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Oh yeah, So I mentioned obviously
Carl Weather's Toby Keith, two big names
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that have died, and because of
that, I keep refreshing my newsfeeds thinking
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Okay, who's the third person that's
inevitably going to come? But then I
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started thinking about it's like, man, this one might just be a powerful
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enough duo that you don't get a
third because those are two big names,
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and I have to admit I was
pretty surprised by the Toby Keith thing,
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even though I should not have been, because I think it was sometime in
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twenty twenty two that he announced that
or his family did or whatever. There
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was a an announcement made that he
had contracted or have that he had stomach
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cancer. I don't think you contracts
stomach cancer. That's a that's a that's
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an amazing prostitute. Yeah, I
don't. I don't know if that's something
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that like it's because you got it
from a dirty bathroom or you know,
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I don't. I hope more Indian
people are listening to this show. If
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only hovered instead of sit down,
he'd still be with us today. What's
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the proper word for what is it? Just? You get cancer? That
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that doesn't sound that's correct. But
that sounds like it's that sounds like,
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look, I get birthday presents and
that's good. I don't want to get
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cancer. That's not good. That's
a bad thing. You contract aids,
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you contract gun rha like, you
don't contract stomach cancer unless that's the most
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amazing stuff. That's again, like
I said, that's the most amazing processute
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ever. It's like I'm sorry,
maybe this call is awkward. Have you
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gone to the doctor. You might
want to get chet for what? Maybe
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I need a medical expert on here
or something, just because it doesn't it
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doesn't sound right, like I understand
when people say I have cancer, that
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makes sense, but but they're it's
like, well, how did you get
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it? Most people don't know because
a lot of questions still remain about why
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certain people get cancers and certain cancers
and some don't. We don't really know
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those answers. I can tell you
those answers. It's just genetic mutations.
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There's cancer cells in your body like
always, there's leukocytes in your body always,
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and so when they decide to go, oh today, we're having a
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bad day. So again we can't
if that is the case. So what
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you're saying is is that cancer lives
inside all of us and it's just a
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matter of which one is going to
get woken up due to circumstance or life
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choice on our part. Right that
figured out? Okay, Yes, then
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it really does not make sense to
say that you got cancer because from what
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you're saying, you had it already. You just woke up, so someone
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your cells just started mutating, Yeah, you don't. Contracting means like you
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got it from an outside source.
It's like you wake up next you wait,
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just drunken vegas one. Then you
wake up the next morning like,
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ah, who's this chick? This
bitch doesn't have cancer? Well, look,
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I use an inordinate amount of det
for bug spray, and I'm pretty
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sure I'm going to have a cancer
related death because of that dangerous level of
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deat that I put on my body. And at that point, I feel
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like it would make sense for me
to say I contracted it from the deep.
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But as you're staring out the window, when when the cant when you
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contract the cancer. I just hope
that scorpion's like I told you, bitch,
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you try to kill me, I
got you. Yeah, that scorpion
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that that I thought I got rid
of, And I just because I never
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actually saw it dead. It's just
been waiting for me outside the house where
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I left it. And even the
scorpion, even the scorpion knew that revenge
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is a dish best served. But
I will, uh, I can promise
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you. As long as I live, I don't care what kind of dementia
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or Alzheimer's I get contracting cancer.
Uh, we'll never leave my break.
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That was so just the funny.
A better word, give me a better
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word than get cancer if you already
had it inside you to say, because
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when you get candid it sounds like
it's something that, like I said,
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you get birthday presents, you get
you hopefully get an I R Rest refund,
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you get a job, but you
also get cancer. See that doesn't
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one of these is not like the
others in getting cancer. It doesn't fit.
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Yeah, I mean, I just
haven't heard it said it's contracted.
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That's just as an Indian kid that
was pre med. I just want to
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say thank you so much for that. I'm gonna laugh about that all day
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long. You're welcome, all right. I'm gonna do something out to try
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to completely cleanse my brain and anyone
else's ears for my stupidity. Usually the
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stupid in the treehouse is based on
someone else's words or actions, but today
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it's basically me. So I'd like
to cleanse that. That's good though,
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because I have apparently contracted stupid and
I don't want any of you to catch
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it. Don't bang down, you
better not use a toilet's see it after
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me? Because I'm gonna get you
stupid. Well, stupid's gotta pick a
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hole and get it get into you
one way or another. Look around at
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it's kind of empty in here.
I believe I'll just set up shop.
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All right. Since it's Wednesday and
I'm trying to uh uh force some alliteration
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onto the show, and we're doing
five days a week, I figure on
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Wednesday we can do our new game
that we've done once ever, and that
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is wrong answers only. Yeah.
I don't have music pre selected for this,
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but someday I might. Yeah,
so wrong, wrong answers only,
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Wrong answers only, as exactly as
as it sounds. I'm going to give
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you, Raj Entrey, a couple
of scenarios and or headlines in which you
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have to give the wrong answers only. Do you understand? Yes? Yeah?
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Good? All right, good,
We're all set. So we will
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start with the first one, Raj, we will uh uh, we will
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start with you on this one.
Okay, all right, Wrong answers only.
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Snoop Dogg and Master p are suing
Walmart for hiding their lenk uh their
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their weed. Okay, that's a
good guess. That is a good guess.
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But that is not the correct answer. Okay, hang on, no
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incorrect, Trey, But it's actually
correct answer because it's supposed to be wrong,
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So good job, Trey. Uh. Snoop Dogg and Master P are
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suing Walmart for a hiding their blank. They're rascals sitting on dubs. Sorry,
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Roger, you should have gotten the
ding the first time because it was
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a wrong answer that you get.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah uh
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so. Uh, Snoop Dogg and
Master P are suing Walmart for hiding there
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my does anyone want to know my
answer? Yeah? Yes, Snoop Dogg
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and Master P or suing Walmart for
hiding their street cred. I like,
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yeah, but apparently Walmart lost it
the actual answer. They're cereal what like
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they have a serial brand? Yeah. I was surprised by this as well.
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Snoop Dogg and Master Part what weedies
w E E D I s oh
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no, I get it? Captain
Scoop Dogg, Snoop Dogg and Master Bie
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are going after Walmart and Post Foods
for allegedly conspiring to hide Snoop Cereal in
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stores. Store employees found boxes of
their product hidden away, even though the
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website claimed it was sold out.
The employees found the boxes when they came
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to from their weed high. Yeah, I think I think they cracked their
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own case there. Oh wow.
Okay, all right, we have time
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for one more. All right,
we will Roger will start with you again.
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All right, Okay, wrong answers. Only seventy four percent of people
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say it's not acceptable to drink alcohol
daring A what funeral? Seventy four say
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it again? Funeral? Okay,
that is a wrong answer. Okay,
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good should be a right answer.
You shouldn't well, I mean, yeah,
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yeah, I mean if anyone's gonna
drink anywhere, it really should be
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a funeral. Oh gotcha. Okay. Seventy four percent of people say it's
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not acceptable to drink alcohol during a
True Trey mid day show. Yeah,
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that is a That is a wrong
answer, but it feels right in my
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heart. I thought it would be
listening to that midday show. You got
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to narrow it down. I mean
that at a certain point there are some
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good midday shows and then there aren't. Oh yeah, yeah, that induce
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bidge and drinking. For my answer. By the way, seventy four percent
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of people say it's not acceptable to
drink alcohol daring a My wrong answer is
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Mother's Against Drunk Driving fundraiser. Yes, yeah, a meeting. That's where
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I thought was going to go because
he was. Although what a captive audience.
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That Stanley's full of whiskey. That's
and that's my buddy Stanley. Well
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we had a rocky start to this
one, but I'm glad that we were
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able to uh wrap a chord around
our next and really quick, really squid
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And I just want to say,
my girlfriend is wonderful and I love her
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very much. Well, if she
kicks you out, I got a bag
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with your name on it. I
got a blanket with my face on it,
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So we're good. I have a
feeling you're in the in the market
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for some more home makeover. I
live with trade. Now. I'm gonna
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be cute Daisy sleeping between the two
of you. Oh, I hope we
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have two different beds. I don't
know what the movie Tray lives in a
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one bedroom and it's not gay.
If there's a job between the two,
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that's the next T shirt we need
to have made. I can't wait to
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send that to Aaron to draw.
Thanks for hanging out with us in the
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treehouse today. Of course, We'll
be back tomorrow for day four of super
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Stupid Week, right here inside the
treehouse. We'll see you then






















