June 8, 2025

Get There Early | Monday June 9, 2025

Get There Early | Monday June 9, 2025

Today we're laughing about: - Duck Terror in Florida - WTF is adult tummy time? - Would you go to a REAL Jurassic Park? - Choose your own execution - Who NOT to cut in front of in line at a new roller coaster - and celebrity birthdays! The...

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Today we're laughing about:

  • Duck Terror in Florida
  • WTF is adult tummy time?
  • Would you go to a REAL Jurassic Park?
  • Choose your own execution
  • Who NOT to cut in front of in line at a new roller coaster
  • and celebrity birthdays!

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Today's Links:

Duck terrorizes Florida neighborhood, sending 1 to hospital

"Adult tummy time" is trending. Here's why physical therapists are into it

If there were a theme park with live dinosaurs that had been created through genetic engineering, would you want to visit it? | Daily Question

CNN.com - Texas roller coaster gets stuck -- at top - July 18, 2001
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It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh

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with us inside the treehouse. I'm Dan ol Maley along

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with Raz Sharma and back inside the treehouse Rebecca Black. Yeah,

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and we're all happy to have you. We are all

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on the same page. We all got the memo. Today.

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It is black Shirt Monday inside the Treehouse. Congratulations to

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all of us. We're off to a good start. Perhaps

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we're in morning, and the morning I'm speaking of is

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the absolute face plant of the human race. And I'm

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not talking about anything political, although there's plenty of amo

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to go around on that topic, but we don't touch

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on that a whole lot inside because everyone gets their

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butts hurt when you talk about politics. So instead, we're

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going to talk about a duck that's been terrorizing a

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Florida neighborhood, sending one person to the hospital. Oh no, noah,

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Florida or even the ducks are crazy.

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Yep. I'm telling you us the water we're gonna find out, Yeah, yeah,

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that in the water.

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You thought Flint was bad. Neighbors saying an uninvited guest

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is causing chaos on their street in Cape Coral, Florida.

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A Muscovie duck has not been a friendly visitor, with

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neighbors saying it has chased and bitten people, even sending

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one person to the hospital.

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Wow, do we know what the injury was like? Where

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was where was the bite?

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Let's dig in and fight out. James Sepulvit has said

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I had my eyes closed and all of a sudden,

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I felt a jab on my hand and it was bleeding.

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Wildlife officials say the duck is protected by federal law

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and can be removed, but only by humane methods. Neighbors

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say they're trying to keep their distance from the unfriendly duck.

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That is all the information I've got, So I believe

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mister Sepulveda had to go to the hospital to stop

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the bleeding or maybe get a stitch on his hand

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from when I'm assuming the duck bit him. But let's

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let's read his quote again. He said, I had my

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eyes closed, and all of a sudden, I felt a

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jab on my hand and it was bleeding.

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Eyes are closed. Man, There's no think it was.

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The duck, no proof it was the duck. And if

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it was the duck, we don't know that the duck

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wasn't armed. Maybe it's maybe it's stuck him with a

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knife like a little duck shoes, Yeah yeah, or it

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had like like a duck syringe.

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M M Florida where the ducks are in gangs.

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Oh my god, a ducking How cute?

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That is pretty adorable and.

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Your eyes are closed and you feel a jat.

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An no proof, I'm just saying.

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I'm just saying as a neighborhood, that's when you get

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together and like you didn't see anything, you didn't hear anything.

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Duck's about to be gone, and then come over later

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for some fog ra.

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Is it extra delicious because it's like endangered duck.

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This tastes prohibited, This tastes this tastes like a felony.

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That's when you go in for the judges, like how

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did you kill It's like you said humane ways, I

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thought it said hu nan Ways, I just put some

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wrang sauce on.

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It's a beautiful pairings on the black market.

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Yeah, that's here. It would be a different story. That's

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what people would be like, who's shooting it first? Give

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it to old one hands to pulve it over there.

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You know he got him the worst.

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He'll look like he'll look like ash out of evil

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dead missing an arm, but he she switches it for

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a chainsaw. I'm gonna get that. It's just like some

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really really really terrible spaghetti Western happening on a street

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in Cape Coral, Florida, where the duck is on one

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end of the street and this one armed man is

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on the other wanting his revenge.

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I think it was if it was in Texas and

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it gets shot like there's too many bullets in it

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to eat, like to eat it everything.

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For the smoke clears. It's just one feather. That's all

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that's left. No proof the duct died. Absolutely not the

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worst firing squad ever, everybody's guns loaded?

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Is it the worst or is it the best? Because

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that sounds really efficient. It's very And that's actually a

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more common thing now because there are some states. There

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are some states in the United States that still have

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the option of firing squad and in those states they

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let the what's the word the person that's going to be,

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you know, put to death. They can choose condemned. The condemned, Yeah,

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the condemned can choose the method of their destruction, not

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like in Ghostbusters where they call it upon the state

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puff marshmallow man, which would be way funnier. But instead,

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if if you are sentenced to death in some states,

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you can elect firing squad if it's among the menu

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of choices.

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How would you like to die like they did in

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the eighteen hundreds.

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Well, the problem is you want to make sure your

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attorney really reads that fine print because it says firing squad.

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There's a whole lot of assumptions in there. You're assuming

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that means by some sort of normal caliber rifle or handgun. Correct,

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How do you know that the Texas version of the

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firing squad is the Gonzales canon that gets rolled out.

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Just one guy with an AR fifteen? Where's the squad?

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He is it?

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Honestly I would take that route, though at fifteen that's

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gonna be quick.

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It is I honestly I would take And this has happened.

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This has happened a handful of times in recent years

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where condemned inmates have chosen firing squad over other methods. Now,

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I think I would take the lethal injection if it

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happened to me, because that seems the easy issues. Go sleep.

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But if the two options on the menu were electric

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chair or firing squad, bring on the gun.

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Yeah, I agree, Actually, yeah, I don't want to cook

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ranking death penalties today.

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Well, I didn't know there was a duck terrorizing a

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neighborhood in Florida, So.

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Yeah, I would be. But I'm that guy. I was like,

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you know, how would you like to go like guillotine?

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That's too cool? But firing Squad's okay, I'll take I'll

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take that one.

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Then I'm with you guillotines pretty quick.

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Yeah, I would think.

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It's gonna be like that would be in Florida and

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they'd get the wrong one. It's like some magicians guillotine.

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Cut like halfway through alive.

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Or you chose guillotine and the problem is it's been

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in storage, so it's a little doll. We're gonna have

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the Treehouse today. It is Monday, June ninth, two thousand

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twenty five. It's amazing how we could start out the

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show talking about a duck terrorizing a neighborhood in Florida

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and somehow end up on execution methods in the United States.

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But that's what happened in the first part of the show.

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And I feel like, based on the conversation we had

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in the commercial break, there's more meat on that bone,

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and we're going to get back to that snack a

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little bit later. But before we do, there's there's there's

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a new term that I need to tell you guys about,

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because I'm very big on these new twenty first century

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terms that keep being thrust upon us, and by us,

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I mean those of us that are like gen X millennial.

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We have to keep learning definitions for these new terms.

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The new one is adult tummy time.

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Adult tummy time.

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Okay, so here we go, tummy time.

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It is time. It is time for a quiz here

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inside the Treehouse show.

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Okay.

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I have music sometimes for stuff.

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Like this, and you gotta give him that a hunt.

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That's the wrong one. Hang on, that's not it either.

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Hang on, let me try I can find this eventually.

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Hang On, It's time for a quiz inside the Treehouse.

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The subject of today's quiz is adult tummy time. Adult

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tummy time is a what you tell your kids when

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you go to the bathroom be lying on your stomach

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to strengthen neck and shoulder muscles like you do with babies.

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Or see the excuse you give your kids when they

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catch you passed out on the living room floor. Adult

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tummy time, Rebecca, what is your guess?

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I'm hoping it's the pasted out one, but I think

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it's the baby one. Okay, laying on the tummy.

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That is correct. Yes, adult tummy time is lying on

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your stomach to strengthen neck and shoulder muscles, just like

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you did when you were a bababe.

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That kind of really sad.

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Yeah, this is the newest TikTok trend adult tummy time.

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This is, you know, tummy time for babies. That's when

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you would put the baby on their stomach while they're

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awake so they can strength the neck in shoulder muscles

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and improve motor skills. Well, now it's also a new

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TikTok trend for adults.

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It's like, Okay, how lazy are we as adults? We

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can't just go to the gym, can't just work out?

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We can't we have to do tummy time now, Like no,

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I just.

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I just like that he had to because I don't

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know why, but he had to preface a while they're awake,

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when you put them down on their tummy, while they're conscious, like,

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while they're where they can struggle and make noise.

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Right, we don't want them to suffocate in their blankets.

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Right, you'd be surprised the things that new parents just

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don't know.

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That's true, true, what happened to the baby tummy time?

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That's my bad. Content creators on TikTok, not doctors, but

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content creators say you should be on your stomach for

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ten or more minutes every day, even if you're just

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watching TV, scrolling on your phone, or reading. It's supposed

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to counteract tech neck, which is the effects hours that

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we spend hunched over on our computers or owns and

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other devices. They do say to be careful. One video

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warns that if you tilt your head back too much

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during tummy time, you're basically just bending your neck and

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spined in the same way that you do when you're

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hunched over. So it's better to keep your neck straight,

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which is easier to do if you're reading versus watching television.

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I've this this, This is a position I used to

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watch TV. In when I was a kid, I'd be

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on the floor on my stomach with the head up

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watching TV. Right, Because all the other older people in

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the house had a spot to sit, I got the floor.

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That's what happened, hierarchy.

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Right.

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If I try to get on that position now as

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a forty five year old man, I can't get up.

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If I'm on my stomach and hunched up and looking

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up as well, trying to look that hurts now and

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Just lay down flat and then roll over.

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That's what I do do.

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No, that's where I live now. I'm like, I'm here.

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You just are on the ground all time.

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I just have to wait for somebody to walk and

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throw a sandwich down. Appreciate you. I'm still text with

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my nose floor man, hungry.

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Like when you need anything, you just yell.

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That's all I can do.

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just gonna yell until somebody brings me. Thinks, so like

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an actual.

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Baby, Yes, exactly.

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if you are an adult and you want to try

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adult tummy time. Do it with a buddy. You need

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a spot.

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I want to get stuck.

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You know not. My friends like why am I swaddled.

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Down there too long? And he's gonna have a diaper on?

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Yeah, but don't be fooled. He's gonna love every second

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He's Raj. That is Rebecca. Today is Monday, June ninth,

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twenty twenty five. Rebecca. I know you are a big

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movie fan just like I am. Raj is kind of

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somewhere because there are movies that he honestly, what is

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your favorite movie, Raj? Because whenever you want I talk

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about movies, it's usually you, you know, degrading the movies I love.

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Well, I mean, I don't know American Ninja.

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But yeah, but you also don't like a Christmas Story.

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Oh, I don't like a.

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Christmas Story either. I think it's the worst movie on earth.

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Thank you so much.

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When did you watch it, Rebecca?

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It's been it's been a while, but I have not

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liked it since forever. I was like, I don't get it.

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I know it's stupid.

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When like, when was the first time you saw it?

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The first time I saw it, I don't know. I

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was probably like maybe in the third grade, like young.

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Shut up, all right, fine, so you're not as cool as.

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You have no idea. I told Peter Billingsley to his

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face that the movie sucked.

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Amazing.

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We still remain friends, do you? Because I haven't. I

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didn't see you in a Christmas Story story too.

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No, but but he did, like I was like, hey, man,

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I watched a watch the Christmas Story and he's like, then,

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what do you think. I was like, it's terrible, and

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he goes, when did you see it? And I go

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a couple of weeks ago? He goes, that's why. Yeah,

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it's a nostalgia thing. So even he understands, like at a.

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Certain age, yeah, he knows it's a kid's movie.

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My favorite movie of all time, The Godfather. There is

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just no better, uh cinematic work of art and cast

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that you could get today.

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Like what's your second favorite movie? Because I feel like

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that's just like a guy's easy answer, Oh, Godfather.

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Second favorite movie of all time?

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Like if or what's a movie that if it's on

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you'll you'll stop down everything?

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Oh my gosh, few good men.

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Okay, all right, you're back into my good graces.

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Now back to the future every single time. Yeah, that's good,

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we'll watch it every single time.

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Rebecca, what's your favorite film?

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I don't know. That is an impossible question because I

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have so many. If you want comedy, category, you want serious?

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What do you want?

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You're answering this question the way I typically answer it,

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Like what mood?

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Am I in?

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What category?

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What?

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John? All that stuff?

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If we're going like drama in the Sunshine and the

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Spotless Mind is my absolute favorite movie. It's a great film.

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We're going comedy, Oh, like Napoleon Dynamite or Saved?

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Okay, interesting, have you ever seen Saved?

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Oh?

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God, it's fantastic.

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Oh if I'm surprised you haven't seen it, then it

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has Mandy Moore in it, you know.

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No, Okay, you're saying it's Mandy Moore in it like

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it's a bad thing. This is the best film she's

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ever made in life.

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She's a good actress. We had her on the show

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once many many, many many many years ago when we

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were on.

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Yeah, I'm telling you, if you haven't seen Saved, watch it.

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Okay.

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Uh.

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The reason I ask is because the reason I ask

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is because the topic of this next topic is Jurassic Park.

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We've all seen Jurassic Park, right, which ones the first one?

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Just og Jurassic Park, not World, although Jurassic World was

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actually really fun. No, I'm asking you today about Jurassic

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Park because last Sunday, for some reason, was National Dinosaur Day.

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So someone decided to ask five thousand Americans would you

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go to a real life Jurassic Park? What percentage of

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Americans do you think said they would go to a

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real life Jurassic Park?

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What percentage of them were white?

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I don't have the demographic breakdowns, Garaj.

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Okay, then I question objectively.

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That probably does bear some if it was yes, No, no, no, no,

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I don't think. I don't think Raj thinks all white

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people would go to a real Jurassic Park. I think

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that everyone that said yes is white.

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Yes, you're both answered.

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I would not go to.

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A real dress.

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Would you, Becca? Would you go to a real Jurassic Park?

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Like, based on my movie knowledge of Jurassic Park, everything

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within me says no. But there's that little slices.

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Like that, there's the white park.

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There's a white girl coming out right.

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I'm telling you, I don't know what. I don't know

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what's wrong with me?

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White girl curiosity?

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Yeah, kill me?

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And that's fine.

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You're white and there's a part of your brain that goes,

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what could go wrong?

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I think I know everything could go wrong, and I'd

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still be like, all right, let's do this.

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Yeah, if they if they if they asked five thousand

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people of color, the percentage would be zero. You know

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that if they asked five thousand white people, it's a

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big hooray or when does it open? Right? Well?

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Surprisingly, then RAJ only twenty nine percent No ways. Twenty

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nine percent of people said they would go to a

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real life Jurassic Park. Fifty percent said absolutely no way,

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twenty one percent said they needed to think on it

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a little bit harder.

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Okay, so fifty percent we're white, fifty percent people of color,

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So twenty one percent that's that said yes, and then

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twenty nine percent that went you got to think about it,

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white people fifty percent. That's a that's a poll you

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can take as a person of colors walking past you like,

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that's how fast that answer is. Would you go to

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real life Jurassic Park? Hell no? And then they just

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keep walking like that. That's all the thing.

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No, have we been have we been grafting different dinosaurs

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or these really going to be like the og original

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dinosaurs from way back when? Like I need to know

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all of those factors.

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So you're you're part of the twenty one percent that

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wants that has more questions. Yes, yeah, you want to

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know if you if you want to know if you

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can go feed the bronosauruses.

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Correct again, I'm still going to go. I'm not negating that.

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It's like it's going to be like I'm going to

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be like the Flintstones. That's what this is going to

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be like. And then your head gets bit and people

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got I can't believe it happened. Sure did, as as

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black people and brown people are watching it on TV, going,

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don't do it? What's gonna happen.

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Doesn't make it better. If I say I won't be

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surprised if it.

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Happens, that's probably in the same twenty one percent.

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At least I'm aware of what I'm getting into.

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So right before, like snap your arm off, you're like, oh,

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I saw this couple. Yeah, but.

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Treehouse Plus today. All right, Rebecca, if Jurassic Park was

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real and you're saying, you're saying you would be interested

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in going to a real Jurassic Park, but you think

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you've already got a hack on how how it should

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be done.

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Yeah, I think you go early, like as soon as

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it opens, like day one. That's because the drama doesn't

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hit till like two three weeks later, when all the

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stuff starts falling apart.

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It's because they've kept it out of the news. That's

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why they work out the kinks. Day one. You don't

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ever go to the carnival Day one, they they that's

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when they figure out there's bolts missing from the ferris wheel. Uh,

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you don't go day one. That's when.

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Okay, nobody ever gets hurt or injured on day one.

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It always happens two weeks later.

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Did you do you remember when the Titan opened at

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six Flags on day one and it got stuck at

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the very top.

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No, I don't remember that that was that Day one though,

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that was two weeks later. I guarantee it. That was

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day when that lady died on the Texas Giant. How

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long after did that happen? After years?

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Yeah? Yeah, it's also the Texas Giant was known medically

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to give you whiplash, like secure whiplash, and they tried

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to We all willingly knew that, right, Yeah, that.

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Was that was like part of the appeal of the Rocky.

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Yeah, it could snap your neck, and white people are like,

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let's get on, we'll get we'll get frozen bananas. After no.

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So have you never ridden the Texas Giant either on accident?

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Sure did on accident. Yeah. I was talking to a girl.

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We were in line, I were talking. Outside of the line.

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We started walking. I was talking. It was going very well.

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I was sixteen and it was going and then we

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just kind of sat and she's like, you want to

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sit next to me? I was like absolutely, And she goes,

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this first hill is the scariest and what what are

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you talking? And I yelled for them to stop the ride? Yeah,

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and they didn't. Yeah. I never, I never. I got

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the bride stopped. I was horrified. I got up. She said,

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where are you going? I don't know what, uh if

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I even said anything, But it was very much like

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the end of The Incredible Hulk where he's just walking

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and the piano's playing and I'm just like hitch hiking

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back to the highway. I just want my mommy. You

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don't see you don't see any people un roller coasters.

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I'm just telling you, it's not a thing.

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You say that.

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Let's set the record straight here. The Titan did get

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stuck in its opening year at six Flags.

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In the opening year.

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In the opening year, the date, the date that it

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got stuck was July eighteenth, two thousand and one. I

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know that's the opening year, not just because Google told me,

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but because I was there for me to media.

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For Titan.

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But its official first day of operation was in April.

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So yeah, so it got stuck a few months after.

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Therefore lending some serious credibility to Rebecca to your theory

474
00:26:24.720 --> 00:26:28.039
that the best time to go to a new ride

475
00:26:28.160 --> 00:26:31.039
or theme park like a real Jurassic Park would be

476
00:26:31.079 --> 00:26:33.759
the first day, because it stands to reason that would

477
00:26:33.759 --> 00:26:34.559
be its safest.

478
00:26:34.960 --> 00:26:36.920
Thank you very much, I appreciate other.

479
00:26:37.519 --> 00:26:39.640
So the first day to go to Jurassic Park is

480
00:26:39.680 --> 00:26:41.960
the first day. You don't know how the animals are

481
00:26:41.960 --> 00:26:44.319
going to react to human beings in mass.

482
00:26:44.319 --> 00:26:46.359
Well, that's why Rebecca said to go early.

483
00:26:46.759 --> 00:26:49.920
Yes, oh okay, you know that all white people think

484
00:26:50.039 --> 00:26:52.720
the same way, So you'll all be there early.

485
00:26:54.319 --> 00:26:55.960
We all get taken out at once.

486
00:26:56.400 --> 00:27:00.160
Watch watch every sport. When your team is losing, the

487
00:27:00.200 --> 00:27:03.319
stands start like people start walking back to their cars.

488
00:27:04.079 --> 00:27:05.759
But black people and brown people like, you know how

489
00:27:05.839 --> 00:27:07.799
much money we paid for these tickets. We're watching till

490
00:27:07.799 --> 00:27:11.119
the last second. White people are like, we'll beat traffic. No,

491
00:27:11.279 --> 00:27:14.039
then you cause all the traffic because you're all leaving

492
00:27:14.079 --> 00:27:15.079
at the same time.

493
00:27:15.920 --> 00:27:17.640
So this is how, that's why that that's why. The

494
00:27:17.680 --> 00:27:19.640
ultimate hack is when you go to like a Rangers

495
00:27:19.680 --> 00:27:23.720
game or a Cowboys game, is is you leave it halftime?

496
00:27:24.359 --> 00:27:27.519
Yeah?

497
00:27:27.559 --> 00:27:30.240
Well, isn't everybody leaving at halftime for the Cowboy games? Anyway?

498
00:27:30.559 --> 00:27:32.000
There it is there.

499
00:27:38.519 --> 00:27:40.279
You're listening to the tree House.

500
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Visit us online that Treehouse on Air dot com.

501
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508
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I'm Daniel Mallley. He's Raj Sharma. She is Rebecca Black. Today,

509
00:28:23.039 --> 00:28:25.240
if I have my notes correct, and I'm looking at

510
00:28:25.279 --> 00:28:29.759
the calendar and hopefully my calendar is correct, today is Monday,

511
00:28:29.839 --> 00:28:32.680
June ninth, twenty twenty five, and I believe this is

512
00:28:32.759 --> 00:28:35.480
our fifth segment of the day fingers crossed, which means

513
00:28:36.680 --> 00:28:41.839
it's time for birthdays. Birthdays today. Logan Browning is thirty six.

514
00:28:41.920 --> 00:28:45.119
He is the star of the Netflix show Dear White People.

515
00:28:46.160 --> 00:28:48.480
This is another example as to the reason why we

516
00:28:48.559 --> 00:28:53.160
do birthdays on this show every single stinking day, because

517
00:28:53.240 --> 00:28:56.039
I don't ever pre read. I never look at the

518
00:28:56.079 --> 00:28:59.039
birthdays ahead of time. It's always a surprise. Yeah, and

519
00:29:00.119 --> 00:29:03.640
at least once a week there's a nugget like that

520
00:29:03.759 --> 00:29:06.799
buried in birthdays that ties back into some random nonsense

521
00:29:06.839 --> 00:29:09.240
we were talking about earlier in the show, and that

522
00:29:09.359 --> 00:29:11.279
right there is a great example of it. First of all,

523
00:29:11.319 --> 00:29:13.799
there's a show on Netflix called Dear White People, and

524
00:29:13.880 --> 00:29:17.440
it stars a guy whose birthday is today. Yeah, and

525
00:29:17.480 --> 00:29:19.720
white people has been a somewhat of a topic on

526
00:29:19.759 --> 00:29:21.079
Today's How is this not.

527
00:29:21.079 --> 00:29:26.440
A segment tell us everything that's wrong with us?

528
00:29:26.799 --> 00:29:28.119
I feel like that needs to be the title of

529
00:29:28.200 --> 00:29:29.119
Raj's new special.

530
00:29:30.240 --> 00:29:30.839
I love that.

531
00:29:31.480 --> 00:29:32.440
Yeah.

532
00:29:32.960 --> 00:29:33.920
Letters to the white people.

533
00:29:34.200 --> 00:29:39.319
Yeah, I like getting canceled quick too. They're normally in

534
00:29:39.400 --> 00:29:40.359
charge of these things.

535
00:29:41.240 --> 00:29:43.519
Well, it doesn't have to be an angry letter. Yeah.

536
00:29:44.640 --> 00:29:47.400
Some things can be nice. Somethings can be funny.

537
00:29:47.079 --> 00:29:49.680
You know. Yeah, if it was if it was my

538
00:29:49.799 --> 00:29:52.839
show that was called Dear White People, would it would

539
00:29:52.839 --> 00:29:56.640
be thirty seconds like Dear White People, the credits would roll,

540
00:29:56.680 --> 00:29:58.359
and then you would see somebody getting bit by a

541
00:29:58.440 --> 00:30:01.160
duck and that would be the credits end. And I'm like,

542
00:30:01.319 --> 00:30:07.799
that was white people, or all seven white people getting

543
00:30:07.799 --> 00:30:10.519
on a rocket. I'm like, let's see how this turns out.

544
00:30:11.720 --> 00:30:15.480
You're not wrong here, trust me.

545
00:30:15.599 --> 00:30:18.839
I know. It's been almost fifty years of watching you guys.

546
00:30:18.880 --> 00:30:21.519
Just go what could happen? And then it happens. You're like,

547
00:30:21.720 --> 00:30:23.400
we didn't see it coming. Yeah you did.

548
00:30:24.640 --> 00:30:28.519
All those people left, you went early, kind of like

549
00:30:28.519 --> 00:30:30.680
all the people on the titan submersible we were talking

550
00:30:30.680 --> 00:30:32.039
about just a minute ago in the break.

551
00:30:32.279 --> 00:30:34.880
Yeah, it's like when when the guy was famously quoted

552
00:30:34.880 --> 00:30:37.480
as they were boarding the Titanic and he goes, not

553
00:30:37.519 --> 00:30:40.240
even God could sink this ship. If there was any

554
00:30:40.279 --> 00:30:42.759
brown people anywhere near to be like, get off the ship.

555
00:30:42.960 --> 00:30:47.160
He said it, let's go get off right now. What happened?

556
00:30:47.200 --> 00:30:49.319
He said, not even God could think this ship it's

557
00:30:49.400 --> 00:30:52.640
going down. Let's go, we're going home. Let's go back home.

558
00:30:53.799 --> 00:30:57.880
Well, anybody who says that it's like unsinkable or whatever,

559
00:30:58.000 --> 00:31:01.720
like that's immediate red flag. You know, it's a freaking lie.

560
00:31:01.880 --> 00:31:04.759
Yes, And then all of you boarded. But like, if

561
00:31:04.799 --> 00:31:05.119
I had.

562
00:31:05.119 --> 00:31:07.400
Heard that prior to getting on, I would not have

563
00:31:07.440 --> 00:31:09.920
gotten on, or or just.

564
00:31:09.839 --> 00:31:13.640
Not let him on. Well, yeah, God's going to curse

565
00:31:13.720 --> 00:31:16.759
that guy, But no, I mean that, Dear what I

566
00:31:16.759 --> 00:31:19.519
think I'm gonna write a new special. You're white people.

567
00:31:19.720 --> 00:31:22.000
You should have an idea. Okay, I think they should.

568
00:31:22.599 --> 00:31:23.720
I'll help you write some stuff.

569
00:31:23.759 --> 00:31:29.519
It's gonna start Jurassic Park day one, the closing of

570
00:31:29.559 --> 00:31:30.279
Jurassic Park.

571
00:31:34.480 --> 00:31:36.559
It'll be fine as long as we get there early.

572
00:31:38.799 --> 00:31:39.920
What happened to Nana's arm?

573
00:31:40.119 --> 00:31:44.680
We got there early, I'll see what happened was well,

574
00:31:44.720 --> 00:31:48.880
what happened was the the velociraptors ate Nana slowly because

575
00:31:48.880 --> 00:31:51.759
they weren't fully awake yet, so they took their time.

576
00:31:53.160 --> 00:31:53.880
No, we've got.

577
00:31:53.799 --> 00:31:58.519
There breakfast time, so they would have eaten her faster. Logically,

578
00:31:58.559 --> 00:31:59.519
think he sings through.

579
00:32:00.000 --> 00:32:03.079
How early did you get there before the feeding?

580
00:32:03.279 --> 00:32:08.519
Exactly? It's all about logistics, y'all.

581
00:32:09.559 --> 00:32:09.799
R P.

582
00:32:09.960 --> 00:32:17.920
Then do you put a dinosaur on her tombstone so

583
00:32:17.960 --> 00:32:19.920
everybody knows, like how she went?

584
00:32:22.960 --> 00:32:23.680
I would.

585
00:32:25.839 --> 00:32:28.880
Maybe you know, in hindsight, maybe the goat's blood slurpy

586
00:32:29.000 --> 00:32:31.240
was a bad idea with your cup.

587
00:32:34.440 --> 00:32:36.000
Smelled her from a mile away.

588
00:32:38.160 --> 00:32:40.599
We shouldn't have brought Tray's mom with the ground beef.

589
00:32:46.079 --> 00:32:58.519
And that's why we do birthdays. You listen is online

590
00:32:58.599 --> 00:32:59.759
a Treehouse on Air.

591
00:33:09.599 --> 00:33:13.119
You're listening to the tree House Visit us online at

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00:33:13.119 --> 00:33:18.279
Treehouse on Air dot com.

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If you miss any part of the Treehouse Show on

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595
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596
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597
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598
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This is the Treehouse Show Podcast. In case you miss anything,

599
00:33:39.720 --> 00:33:42.400
you can catch up any time you want. Or, in

600
00:33:42.680 --> 00:33:46.359
Rebecca Black's case today, if she didn't hear the story

601
00:33:46.440 --> 00:33:51.440
about Trey's stepmom and ground beef, well she's lucky because

602
00:33:51.680 --> 00:33:52.880
we're gonna tell them.

603
00:33:53.240 --> 00:33:58.400
Oh no, you're gonna tell it from one White to another.

604
00:33:58.759 --> 00:34:00.599
Yeah, because I don't think Rebeca would believe it if

605
00:34:00.640 --> 00:34:06.640
you told her. Rush So Trey, our dear dear friend,

606
00:34:06.640 --> 00:34:13.039
Trey Trenholm had an interesting childhood. His parents got divorced

607
00:34:13.039 --> 00:34:15.159
when he was young, and so part of his childhood

608
00:34:15.159 --> 00:34:17.519
was spent in Highland Park with his mom. Ok, and

609
00:34:17.519 --> 00:34:21.639
then Trey also spent some of his youth with his

610
00:34:21.679 --> 00:34:26.239
father in Leonard, Texas. You're talking really, this is a

611
00:34:26.280 --> 00:34:29.519
true life tale of two cities. But then Trey also

612
00:34:29.599 --> 00:34:33.960
had a fun step mom. So when little Tray was

613
00:34:34.599 --> 00:34:37.320
hanging out with his dad, they decided as a family,

614
00:34:37.599 --> 00:34:40.719
Trey's stepmom was going to take them to Lion Country Safari,

615
00:34:42.119 --> 00:34:44.000
the old spot in Irving.

616
00:34:44.920 --> 00:34:47.159
And in order to make it's already like.

617
00:34:48.920 --> 00:34:52.800
In order to make Lion Country Safari more interesting for

618
00:34:53.320 --> 00:34:57.440
little Tray, Trey's stepmom decided to step out of the

619
00:34:57.519 --> 00:35:00.719
vehicle and rub ground meat all over over the car

620
00:35:02.320 --> 00:35:04.480
before going into the lion paddock.

621
00:35:05.039 --> 00:35:06.800
My gosh, and.

622
00:35:06.840 --> 00:35:10.440
That is that was how Trey spent that summer.

623
00:35:11.400 --> 00:35:13.519
On the next episode of Dear White People.

624
00:35:17.639 --> 00:35:20.119
At least she did it before going into.

625
00:35:19.800 --> 00:35:24.119
The to say, yeah, because she'd be dead.

626
00:35:24.599 --> 00:35:26.000
So I think they'd all be dead.

627
00:35:26.239 --> 00:35:27.159
Yeah, for sure.

628
00:35:30.920 --> 00:35:33.559
They got there early to put the ground meat.

629
00:35:33.880 --> 00:35:35.320
See not all.

630
00:35:37.400 --> 00:35:38.920
Just my points.

631
00:35:41.679 --> 00:35:44.679
We haven't Yeah, this is proof that not all ideas

632
00:35:44.679 --> 00:35:45.440
are good ideas.

633
00:35:45.880 --> 00:35:55.960
Yeah we we haven't mentioned Trey's sister and they got

634
00:35:56.000 --> 00:35:56.480
there early.

635
00:35:57.440 --> 00:36:00.800
Survivor you know why because he showed up late.

636
00:36:05.679 --> 00:36:10.079
All the donations that were raised were for tray A.

637
00:36:11.800 --> 00:36:15.000
Trey's stepmom is the reason why Lion Country Safari had

638
00:36:15.039 --> 00:36:15.760
to shut down.

639
00:36:19.280 --> 00:36:21.519
Technically, Trey's brother is the reason they had.

640
00:36:27.079 --> 00:36:30.519
Elaborate. Now I need more information.

641
00:36:30.320 --> 00:36:36.920
Well he had a brother, had they got there early? No?

642
00:36:41.559 --> 00:36:42.360
All right, Dale.

643
00:36:43.440 --> 00:36:46.159
As far as we know, Trey is and always has

644
00:36:46.239 --> 00:36:50.159
been an only child unless he's repressed the memory of

645
00:36:50.199 --> 00:36:53.320
his little brother getting eaten at the at the Lion Country.

646
00:36:53.360 --> 00:36:53.840
So far.

647
00:36:55.440 --> 00:36:57.760
In Trey's conscious mind, he is an only child.

648
00:36:58.599 --> 00:37:00.639
I couldn't watch The Lion King. It was PTSD.

649
00:37:04.400 --> 00:37:07.800
Yeah, we all get chills when the song happens, not

650
00:37:08.760 --> 00:37:11.920
like he gets. It's the reason why he drank for

651
00:37:11.960 --> 00:37:17.480
so many years. Trey started when he was seven.

652
00:37:21.159 --> 00:37:28.920
And it was Jack Daniels after his brother Jack. The

653
00:37:28.960 --> 00:37:32.639
middle name was Daniel.

654
00:37:33.800 --> 00:37:37.760
All Right, worked a good shift, buddy.

655
00:37:42.760 --> 00:37:45.199
I would contend the best day to go to a

656
00:37:45.280 --> 00:37:48.920
real life Jurassic Park or any theme park is media day.

657
00:37:49.280 --> 00:37:51.360
There's no way in hell they're gonna let big Al

658
00:37:51.559 --> 00:37:54.599
fall off the Titan, correct. And I know that because

659
00:37:54.639 --> 00:37:57.400
I made sure he rode before I did see and

660
00:37:57.519 --> 00:37:59.800
he did, and he did absolutely well.

661
00:37:59.840 --> 00:38:01.480
He was getting paid. He was getting paid to do

662
00:38:01.559 --> 00:38:01.920
it right.

663
00:38:02.360 --> 00:38:04.119
Well, yeah, technically we all were there.

664
00:38:04.159 --> 00:38:04.320
We go.

665
00:38:04.519 --> 00:38:06.599
That's there's there's the difference.

666
00:38:06.880 --> 00:38:09.239
Yeah, Like Al was walking up. I think Kelly Raspberry

667
00:38:09.320 --> 00:38:11.000
was there as well, and I was just working, you know,

668
00:38:11.079 --> 00:38:13.039
part time promotions at kV I L at the time.

669
00:38:13.039 --> 00:38:15.280
I wouldn't anybody, but because I was there with the

670
00:38:15.360 --> 00:38:17.239
van and some stickers, they let me, you know, do

671
00:38:17.320 --> 00:38:20.320
the rival as well. But yeah, I mean it was

672
00:38:20.440 --> 00:38:25.159
you had Al and Kelly. I think Hawkeye was there

673
00:38:25.159 --> 00:38:26.599
as well. I mean it was a big deal when

674
00:38:26.679 --> 00:38:28.639
Titan opened up. So if you want to you want

675
00:38:28.679 --> 00:38:31.039
the safest day to go on a new ride, it's

676
00:38:31.159 --> 00:38:31.679
media day.

677
00:38:32.159 --> 00:38:34.800
Yeah, and if anything goes wrong, they're there to cover it.

678
00:38:36.639 --> 00:38:36.880
Yeah.

679
00:38:37.079 --> 00:38:39.679
And that's also why if you, if you yourself are

680
00:38:39.760 --> 00:38:42.440
invited as part of the media, you make sure that

681
00:38:42.559 --> 00:38:46.000
you let Hawkeye go first, because there's no way they're

682
00:38:46.000 --> 00:38:51.159
gonna kill that DFW treasure. No, he's far too sweet,

683
00:38:52.159 --> 00:38:53.360
he is.

684
00:38:54.440 --> 00:38:57.559
But Den's promotional partner. We still don't know what happened

685
00:38:57.559 --> 00:38:57.840
to him.

686
00:39:01.599 --> 00:39:10.960
Alright, Peter Kinney, you know why he's no longer with us,

687
00:39:11.639 --> 00:39:21.559
Why he got there? Early he rode before Hawkeye, so

688
00:39:21.719 --> 00:39:23.440
keep that in mind. If you ever go somewhere and

689
00:39:23.480 --> 00:39:29.320
Hawkeye tells you to go ahead. For all things Treehouse,

690
00:39:29.360 --> 00:39:31.280
go to Treehouse on Air dot com. You can also

691
00:39:31.320 --> 00:39:33.559
find and follow us on social media. For me, it's

692
00:39:33.599 --> 00:39:36.599
at the Daniel Mallley. For Raj, it's at Comedian Raj.

693
00:39:36.679 --> 00:39:39.400
For Rebecca, it's at Haunted Rebecca, which, by the way,

694
00:39:39.559 --> 00:39:45.280
catch the season finale of Haunted AF podcast starring Rebecca

695
00:39:45.320 --> 00:39:49.199
Black and Julie and our very own Raj Sharma. Yeah,

696
00:39:50.800 --> 00:39:53.599
and that that show is available everywhere you get your

697
00:39:53.639 --> 00:39:56.320
podcasts and Haunted af dot com. Correct.

698
00:39:56.639 --> 00:39:57.320
Yep, that's right.

699
00:39:57.840 --> 00:40:01.559
Nailed it, just the way Kenny would have wanted to.

700
00:40:03.800 --> 00:40:05.159
We'll see you tomorrow on the Trious

701
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M HM.