Aug. 19, 2024

Is Dan Haunted? | Monday August 19, 2024

Is Dan Haunted? | Monday August 19, 2024

The Treehouse is now FIVE DAYS A WEEK! Trey celebrates a special anniversary. Dan's AirBnB in Seattle might be haunted, and there's been an angry beaver attack. 

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The Treehouse is now FIVE DAYS A WEEK! Trey celebrates a special anniversary. Dan's AirBnB in Seattle might be haunted, and there's been an angry beaver attack.

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The Treehouse is a DFW based comedy podcast about all things stupid. Leave your worries outside and join Dan O'Malley, Trey Trenholm, Raj Sharma, and their guests for laughs about current events, stupid news, and the comedy that is their lives. If it's stupid, it's in here.

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It is time to believe your worries outside and laugh

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with us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley, along with

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Trey Trendholm and Raj Sharma. Here we are on day one,

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day one of our new treehouse model, five days a

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week from here on out. We are as I posted

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online the other day when I posted our announcement video,

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I said, we're getting back to our roots. That is

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being on five days a week, Monday through Friday. Not

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just for our egos, but it's for you because most

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days suck and what better way to make the day

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better than by hanging out with your buddies and then

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inside the treehouse. So that's what we're gonna do. If yes, sir.

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Oh, I'll say. And I think we ended up.

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You know, we had stupid that was spoiling because we

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were sitting on it so long.

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I mean mountains and mountains of stupid. Most people call

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it content, but for us, it's mountains of stupid. Like

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you said, here's going to waste and uh and you

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know we we still have lots of stuff left to say.

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So we're gonna say and we're gonna have fun doing it.

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So be sure and tell all your friends, family, neighbors, whatever.

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The case is that the Treehouse is back to five

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days a week, and we're very excited that you're here

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for it. Now that being said, we also would like

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you to join our Patreon r it's where extra goodies

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handful of dollars a month, you get bonus stuff inside

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the Treehouse, which is fun. We appreciate those that subscribe.

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You can do that as well. Patreon dot com slash

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Treehouse on Air. Getting into the groove of five days

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a week will take zero amount of time, especially since

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we've already talked about how Trey is eight years sober.

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That was what we covered inside the Treehouse plus episode

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that preceded this one. So we're very excited for you, Trey.

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Thank you, I I while congratulations are in order, is

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there a gift that we should get you? And I

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know you said that you're a sweets fiend now as

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our most recovering alcoholics, because before I don't think I

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really ever recall you craving any sweets at all. In

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days now you're just like running around some like a

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like a kid who's chasing Willy wonka.

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Oh, I guess my first day of sobriety, like it's

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I would have gutted somebody for a snicker doodle and

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still yeah.

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That's little whitest thing I've ever heard anybody say.

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I love doodles.

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That's cinnamon. Is that what that is?

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Cinnamon and sugar?

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Oh gotcha?

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Okay, yeah, it's It's the perfect balance, cinnamon brown sugar.

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It's just fun.

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It's also a tray's prison name.

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Brown Show was my nickname in college.

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So well yeah, well no, you're ra Your nickname in

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college was brown sugar. And as we found out last episode, yes,

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super would Uh, Trey's nickname is snickerdoodle.

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So you started to So that's the thing, right, is sweets? Now?

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Yeah, your body when you're used, when your body is

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used to that much sugar, especially for me, when you

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drank every day for twenty five years. Yeah, that much

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sugar in your system, it constantly craves it.

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So yeah, it's and.

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What was the drink of choice? So what was? I

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didn't know you when you were drinking? So Jack Daniels,

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Jack Daniels, Okay, I mean I went.

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Through a Scotch phase, went through Uh this is this

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is how much I drank. And you have to remember

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the Old Loon. The Old Loon is a very popular bar.

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And uh, may she rest in peace crossed and.

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Uh it served a three ounce poor And you know

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I said, you know, you could drink at the Loon,

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you could drink anywhere, and that was true. But I

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drink so much when I switched from Stowy Orange to

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Jack Daniels, it affected their inventory.

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Really yeah.

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And not only that, but when you stopped drinking, it

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affected their bottom line. That's exactly it. Look there, there

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is is there's a reason why the Loon. There's a

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reason why we say rest in peace to the Loon.

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It's because Drake went sober and they went out of business.

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And that bar was open since the sixties.

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They turned into a shell.

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Actually, the CVSES.

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If that was if you knew, if you knew the

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number of excellent patrons that are in the rooms of AA.

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So that was a drink of choice, was just straight

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jack jack and diet jack.

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And diet yeah.

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So drinking. Yeah.

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So when Troy when alcohol, well, when Tray quit drinking,

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he demolished not only Jack Daniel's bottom line, but diet

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Cokes as well. I just multiple industries felt the effects

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of it.

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I kept up diet coke until about three years ago

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and then finally kicked that habit. But that was that

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was a blow to their bottom line because I mean

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I used to have one of those big, huge seven

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eleven cups, like the yeah, sixty four I think it

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was bigger than sixty four ounces that I would.

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They did diet coke.

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They renamed it the Trinholm Golden Yeah.

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So what's the okay?

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So you no more giant cokes, no more alcohol?

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H Like, what do you? No more nicotine? No more nicotine?

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I know you.

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I miss I miss nicotine. God.

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I I could give a rat's ass about ever drinking again.

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But man, if if I could have, if they would

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give me a vice that you could do without any ramifications, yeah, man,

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I would, I would.

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I would sprint.

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I would pull a hammy sprinting to the storage to

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buy a can of skull.

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Oh.

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Interesting, so you went you're going to smokeless?

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Okay? Yeah?

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I mean I dipped for twenty two years. I mean,

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and it's kind of like vaping. You pretty much do

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it everywhere. But yeah, it dip or vape.

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I don't know.

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Uh, I wouldn't probably smoke just because of the smell's

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but god, yeah I would.

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I would go buy a can of skull so fast I.

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Cut? Is that? What was that yours?

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Uh?

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No?

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So I start off Copenhagen, the regular skull, skull mint.

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Then at the end it was skull mit pouches.

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Oh my god, it's Copenhagen. That's just all on your teeth.

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Oh yeah, it's Copenhagen is an art form. It really is.

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When you see somebody really knows like they how you

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pack it and you get the little lip on it,

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and then you get in there and dig it in.

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You have two fingers and just shove it in there.

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We need to leave you alone for a minute. Light

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a candle.

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Oh the good old days.

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But on some men, congratulations eight years sober and not

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missing the alcohol. But clearly there's a there's still some

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hard up feelings for the tobacco side of you.

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Nicotine. Yeah, that's my girl.

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That's why he's single.

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Yeah. Trade doesn't do well with ultimatums.

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Yeah, I don't do well ultimatums or moderation.

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That just means you live life to the fullest, taking

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it all in.

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Yeah, very that's that's.

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That's a huge, huge achievement. Man. Eight years, that's incredible.

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Oh thank you.

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I had a punchline somewhere, but uh, I'm sctually really

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proud of you.

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Rank it.

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It's okay, that's amazing. Eight years.

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And now he's turning into a sugar fiend, or he

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has turned into a.

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Sugar crackhead for snickerdoodles.

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Yeah, TIFFs treat like TIFFs treats. You know, it's like

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a dealer just coming at you.

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Yeah, if you I know, we have tiff treat TIFFs

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treats drivers that listen to the show. And so if

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you see a crazed white man chasing you, odds are

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its tray?

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I would I would go, uh the white chocolate macadamia that.

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And that and snickerdoodle set. That's my two favorites. I'll

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put them together and eat the mic and like a sandwich.

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You'll scissor them.

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In more ways than one.

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We win, you win. Everybody went see. Everybody's happy, except

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for the people on the radio. They're all sad right now.

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One of the great things that doing this show in

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this fashion, one of the things I love about it

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is being able to do it from wherever we want.

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You know, Trey, you're in Dallas. I'm currently in Seattle

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because the weather's really nice here. And I know you

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don't want to hear that, but it is. And Roger's

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stuck in this squite. That's a u issue that you

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have to figure that out on your own.

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But I was in Wichita this morning, so I'll take

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them skeit every day.

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Oh God.

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But there are downsides to being a professional nomad, which

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is kind of what I am now, and that is

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you're not always guaranteed the quality of the place that

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you stay. Right. What I'm talking about is we are

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in our airbnb. It's actually through a different company called

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Furnished Finder. It's for like medium term rentals. The only

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reason I mentioned that is because maybe if they'd like

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to come on and advertise, we'd be happy to have them.

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That being said, I may ruin them here. Just briefly.

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The place we're staying in Seattle from Furnished Finder is

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very nice. We like it, We enjoyed, it's comfortable, and

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it's in a great location everything we were looking for. However,

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we think it's haunted. And by we, I mean my wife.

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Okay, but as.

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You guys know, if you're in a relationship long enough,

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she becomes we. Yes, So if she thinks the airbnb

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is haunted, then we're haunted.

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Right, Why what's happened?

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I mean just.

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I just think they're like, it's just like the bat

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thing where she.

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You know, well, the bats were real, Trey, I had

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I had a land on my chest.

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You may have a ghost taken up on it your chest.

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They have a big bull's eye. I don't know.

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I'm just saying, is that like maybe there's a ghost fetish.

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Look, the bats were real, Okay, that was a real thing.

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So you're saying so you're saying, yeah, your wife is

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full of it and it's not haunted.

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No, God, no, I'm not saying that at all.

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You're saying the bats are real. You're being very specific

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at that.

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So it's because it laded up a chest. Now when

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it comes to being haunted. Now, I haven't necessarily felt anything,

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or I haven't had to bundle one up in a

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trash bag and take it outside like I did with

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the bat. But there have been a few weird things

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and and so I don't want to completely dismiss my

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wife's feelings. That would be bad. But some of the

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things that have happened here in the airbnb that leads

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her slash me to think that it's haunted. The bedroom

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door keeps closing on its own, well, like she'll leave

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it open and come back and it's closed. Also, the

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bathroom door was closed after she left it open. The

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kitchen cabinet was open after she left it closed, opening

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the bedroom curtains while we're asleep. Terror feels like that's happened. Also,

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there was a there's a there's a mystery tampon in

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the bathroom that we didn't bring.

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Okay, Dan as as the resident recovering alcoholic, what you

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more like a bender than it does a haunting.

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You guys should stop drinking during the day's gray.

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How drunk do you think I gotta be to venture

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into tampon territories? I mean, I'll give you, I'll give

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you credit by saying all these things that Tara has

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supposedly witnessed that she thinks a ghost is doing his

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stuff that I just do regularly, which is leave doors openly,

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cabinet doors open, randomly, closed a door here and there.

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But I've I've I've not yet.

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But you but you know the part of the story

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where you guys are just white like you're still staying there,

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Well yeah, yeah, see that's the white party.

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You. Well, look at.

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What is have to do with race.

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It's why if I knew I closed the bathroom door

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and or left the door open, and I came back

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and the door was shut, I move. I don't live

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there now. Yeah, but you cabinets, shower curtains. I don't

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know what you're I don't know what you're waiting for.

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I don't know what part of the ghost is. Like,

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hey man, I've warned you.

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Well here's the thing. Let's let's entertain this. Let's say

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that it is a ghost. Like it's a ghost, and

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what's it done. All it's done was close a couple

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of doors, open a open a curtain here and there,

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and done something with a tampon that we didn't bring. That.

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That's the only weird part of it. Nothing's gotten dangerous.

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There's no scratches, there's no screaming, there's no climing. There's

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nothing that I've seen in any films that has me worried.

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There's no there's no little girls running around with axes

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yet yet.

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That's why I love this man.

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So it's not a matter. So it's it's not a

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matter of if.

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But when yeah sounds like yes.

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I'm just I mean, if you're waiting for it, it's

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telling you to leave.

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How is it telling me to leave?

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I'm telling you to leave now, and you guys just

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just be white.

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Have you ever in your life walked into a room

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and seen a tampon and go, I want to stay here.

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This is my house now.

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To be fair, this is the first for me all

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the way around. I've never gone into a place where

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there's been a random, mystery tampon. So I don't know

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if that if that's supposedly a ghostly warning.

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But you've been to a place where a door shut randomly.

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Allegedly allegedly, I mean, yes, yes, yes.

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Oh, So you're saying he's making it up.

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No, no, no, no, no.

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No, don't don't you tell her?

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No, don't you tell her? I said that.

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Yeah, I can see the mirror behind you. I know

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she's I know where she's at. So you're saying she's lying.

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No, I believe that she believes what she's saying.

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I believe.

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You know you're not on trial. Right. That sounded like, no, you're.

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Right, I'm not on trial because if I was on trial,

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i'd have rights.

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Okay, so you're not. You're not scared of the place.

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I'm not.

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No, I mean because I look at it. I'm looking

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at it from a stereotypical male point of view, which

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is logical. Right, Why are you laughing at me when.

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I say that. I'm just thinking that's gonna be a

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great promo. Just that.

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Okay, it's logic.

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The worst thing that even if it even if this

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place is haunted, what's the worst thing that's happened that

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it opened up a cabinet door.

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So here's what I'm trying to say, is something that

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has no actual like body parts has opened a door.

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And you're okay with that?

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I in my you know, because think about like Ghostbusters

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and the green thing that slimed everyone. Now you throw

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that tampon in the mix, you don't know what's coming next.

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You do touch on something that I am concerned about,

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which is that I've what what what type of spook

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needs a tampon?

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One with TMS?

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Maybe, so maybe maybe I should leave because imagine my

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face if that things come, if that thing comes floating

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down the whole way.

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Ray's not gonna help you.

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As long as it's not dangling from his lip.

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There he is.

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next like ten days. You get any calls about people's

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roofs dripping off the side of the house.

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Dan not not yet, but believe it or not, that

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that is a thing. And there are ut is where

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it's called mastic sometimes and basically that will start melting

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and dripping out from underneath the shingles and run down

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back into liquid from a solid. And so yet that

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does happen. And the shingles in Texas, in our South

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region are actually supposed to be specifically designed not to

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do that, and so a lot of people don't know,

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but shingles are actually developed and designed for different regions

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throughout the United States and different areas of the country,

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and ours because we have such a hot region, they

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start crying on the roof. There's old pictures you can

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see on the air, if you ever google it or something.

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You can see these.

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and you in that first segment, you are first two segments,

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you will have noticed that my television behind me here

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was not on. And as we went into that last

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commercial break talking about the ghost that I don't think

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is real, the TV turned on by itself.

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This is when every person of color leaves the building.

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I don't know why you're still sitting there. We used

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to be doing this podcast from the Starbucks. I don't

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want I saw it turn on. I was like, please

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tell me, because I can see normally, I can see

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Tara through the mirror behind and I was like, there's

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no Tara.

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Yeah, no, TERA's not at her desk, she's in the bedroom.

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That TV turned on by itself. Yeah, and you're staying.

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Yeah, how much was the deposit? Like, I'm just real stubborn, Okay,

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I'll send you money. I also hate moving, and I've

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done I've moved a lot recently, so I'd really like

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to stay here for a few more weeks.

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I'm just saying I will send you money. Please leave.

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I don't know what has to happen to you. If

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Tara just starts floating behind you, I'm like, I'm out.

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I don't know I'm quoting the show. I'm moving out

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of Mesquite. I'm not going to tell you where I

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live now.

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If the TV just gets stuck on the Hallmark channel.

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Or Risolian Aisles, if that's if you're not on that show,

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I don't know why you watch it, but no, I

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don't know what it will take for you to leave.

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This place turned on as we're doing the show.

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I think it was in sleep mode.

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Sure, so it was the ghost.

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Someone the ghost woke up, so did the TV?

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Yeah, what a lot of people do wake up? Flip

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on the TV.

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And see what the previous tenant was logged into? On

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which apps?

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Or can we scare Dan today?

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I don't know what the motivation is, but I if

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that would have happened to me, see you, I have

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no love loss like, I'll leave every relationship.

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I'll walk out on people. I don't that TV turned

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on while I was just sitting here.

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No, but you stay, Yes, I don't think I'm sure

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there's a reasonable logical explanation for it.

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So you think you're wife's full of it? Oh, it

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sounds like it, like what you're saying.

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That I believe. I believe that she believes what she's saying.

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She's delusional.

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Oh no, no, no, no, see now I'm now I'm

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actually afraid.

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Damn.

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They get another place for a whole different reason.

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I guess where I'm coming. It's gonna be you, me

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and Daisy, Tray.

477
00:27:30.359 --> 00:27:30.920
And the cat.

478
00:27:34.319 --> 00:27:41.440
Oh, speaking of couples, I'm not sure if you guys

479
00:27:41.440 --> 00:27:51.799
are ready for this, but neither were they. I love

480
00:27:51.880 --> 00:27:54.000
this story so much, I think I'm gonna I'm gonna

481
00:27:54.079 --> 00:27:57.559
I'm going to read it almost verbatim as it was

482
00:27:57.839 --> 00:28:02.640
sent to me. Okay, Around six pm on Monday evening,

483
00:28:03.960 --> 00:28:05.960
a couple set out from a public dock on their

484
00:28:06.000 --> 00:28:09.160
paddle boards, paddling a mile through the Cattails and Tavoli

485
00:28:09.200 --> 00:28:12.440
Bays to the railroad bridge, where the bay empties into

486
00:28:12.440 --> 00:28:15.839
the Hudson River. This is upstate New York. The water

487
00:28:15.920 --> 00:28:18.519
was still and the sky was painted with orange light.

488
00:28:19.200 --> 00:28:21.640
The bay, which lies beneath the shore and the Mtrak

489
00:28:21.720 --> 00:28:25.160
railroad causeway, is filled with reed covered berms with open

490
00:28:25.200 --> 00:28:29.680
water channels. One of them said, it was peaceful. The

491
00:28:29.720 --> 00:28:31.960
place is awesome. There are birds and fish jumping and

492
00:28:32.000 --> 00:28:35.640
catching their dinner, and there are beavers, cute beavers. I

493
00:28:35.720 --> 00:28:38.799
thought it was just super. Halfway back to the dock,

494
00:28:38.880 --> 00:28:41.440
they saw a big, cute beaver coming right towards them

495
00:28:41.440 --> 00:28:44.599
and immediately stopped. Maybe it was curious, they thought, or

496
00:28:44.680 --> 00:28:47.079
perhaps they accidentally got too close to its dam and

497
00:28:47.119 --> 00:28:50.359
it was warning them off. The notion that the beaver

498
00:28:50.480 --> 00:28:55.880
could be rabid never entered their minds. It circled around them,

499
00:28:55.920 --> 00:28:59.079
then slammed into the tail of the husband's board, knocking

500
00:28:59.119 --> 00:29:01.440
him to his knees. Coming around to the left side

501
00:29:01.480 --> 00:29:04.799
of the board, the beaver struck again, this time chomping

502
00:29:04.839 --> 00:29:07.960
into the durable, hard plastic of the board, inches away

503
00:29:08.000 --> 00:29:11.440
from his flesh. He says, it latched on, and I'm

504
00:29:11.480 --> 00:29:14.200
just staring down at this beaver. I'm seeing its big

505
00:29:14.240 --> 00:29:16.559
buck teeth and its beady, little angry eyes, and I'm

506
00:29:16.599 --> 00:29:19.720
sort of having this surreal moment thinking there's no way

507
00:29:19.759 --> 00:29:22.599
this is happening right now. I need this board to

508
00:29:22.640 --> 00:29:25.440
stay inflated. I'm not processing that there might be imminent

509
00:29:25.519 --> 00:29:34.599
danger associated with interacting with this beaver instead of fear.

510
00:29:34.599 --> 00:29:37.119
In those first few seconds, he says he was thinking

511
00:29:37.119 --> 00:29:39.680
about how the high quality, pricey paddle board was now

512
00:29:39.759 --> 00:29:41.519
ruined and they weren't going to be able to use

513
00:29:41.559 --> 00:29:44.359
it again. Now there's a beaver with his teeth sunk

514
00:29:44.440 --> 00:29:46.599
through it, and I'm watching the air spurred out into

515
00:29:46.599 --> 00:29:49.359
his face, thinking this is going to deter him.

516
00:29:49.640 --> 00:29:50.359
No such luck.

517
00:29:52.359 --> 00:29:55.480
In case you couldn't figure this out, a couple in

518
00:29:55.599 --> 00:29:58.279
upstate New York had a harrowing tussle with a rabid

519
00:29:58.319 --> 00:30:01.559
beaver near the Hudson River.

520
00:30:02.599 --> 00:30:04.039
A white couple.

521
00:30:04.519 --> 00:30:06.319
Yep, I was gonna say. I didn't want to say it.

522
00:30:06.680 --> 00:30:10.920
I was waiting, who's gonna mention it? They're they're white people.

523
00:30:12.279 --> 00:30:12.799
They're people.

524
00:30:13.000 --> 00:30:14.839
They're the same people that when the TV comes on,

525
00:30:14.880 --> 00:30:15.440
they don't leave.

526
00:30:19.039 --> 00:30:21.039
I mean when the TV comes on by itself.

527
00:30:20.960 --> 00:30:21.960
Yes, they don't leave.

528
00:30:23.799 --> 00:30:24.799
They just keep paddling.

529
00:30:25.720 --> 00:30:29.640
It's you. It's a story about you. No, it's not.

530
00:30:31.440 --> 00:30:33.720
And the woman was probably saying, oh, honey, let's take

531
00:30:33.759 --> 00:30:34.359
it home.

532
00:30:37.240 --> 00:30:43.240
As it's chewing through his leg. The next thing you know,

533
00:30:43.319 --> 00:30:45.200
it shows up on your Instagram feed as a new

534
00:30:45.200 --> 00:30:47.759
post from the Dodo talking about how they rescued a

535
00:30:47.839 --> 00:30:51.200
rabid beaver and the man now they has one foot left.

536
00:30:55.599 --> 00:31:06.279
Yes, no person of color was injured in the story in.

537
00:31:06.359 --> 00:31:08.839
All estates paddle boarding.

538
00:31:10.400 --> 00:31:14.680
Paddle boarding upstate New York.

539
00:31:14.599 --> 00:31:15.440
Rabbit beaver.

540
00:31:17.440 --> 00:31:20.319
And we paused for a second.

541
00:31:29.119 --> 00:31:30.839
For the white folks to catch up.

542
00:31:35.200 --> 00:31:37.559
Anyone of color. It looks like a road runner.

543
00:31:41.960 --> 00:31:55.880
Dot com, let's talk to Jacqueline from Brooks Plumbing now

544
00:31:55.920 --> 00:31:57.839
in the treehouse for any and all of your plumbing

545
00:31:57.839 --> 00:31:59.359
once and needs. Give her a call to one four

546
00:31:59.400 --> 00:32:01.960
three six eight thirty eight thirty eight the website Brooks

547
00:32:01.920 --> 00:32:05.680
Plumbing Texas dot com. Jacqueline, how are your online reviews looking?

548
00:32:05.680 --> 00:32:07.079
Even though I'm pretty sure I already know?

549
00:32:07.880 --> 00:32:10.680
Oh okay, So this is like a big deal for us, because,

550
00:32:10.920 --> 00:32:14.240
in case anybody missed the memo, we're a father daughter

551
00:32:14.440 --> 00:32:17.200
duo and there's a massive age gap between the two

552
00:32:17.240 --> 00:32:19.839
of us. So my dad is seventy four and I'm

553
00:32:19.880 --> 00:32:24.279
a fresh thirty six. And my dad was never an

554
00:32:24.279 --> 00:32:28.960
internet man, and so he never put any effort into anything,

555
00:32:29.039 --> 00:32:32.680
the website, the Facebook, the Google business page, whatever, And

556
00:32:32.759 --> 00:32:34.480
so I looked at it the other day and I

557
00:32:34.519 --> 00:32:36.960
remember thinking, oh, my gosh. I mean, obviously the reviews,

558
00:32:37.000 --> 00:32:39.680
there's never been this many because they only get higher,

559
00:32:39.680 --> 00:32:42.480
they don't go away, thank god. But we're sitting almost

560
00:32:42.480 --> 00:32:46.200
at five hundred and fifty. And I ask people all

561
00:32:46.240 --> 00:32:48.039
the time, if I have the chance to get on

562
00:32:48.039 --> 00:32:49.920
the phone with them, you know, how'd you hear about us? Oh?

563
00:32:49.920 --> 00:32:53.039
I saw your Google reviews? And here's something that almost

564
00:32:53.079 --> 00:32:57.240
nobody knows. There is a way to block bad Google

565
00:32:57.279 --> 00:33:00.960
reviews and to maintain a five star ratings. So when

566
00:33:00.960 --> 00:33:06.880
you're looking at service companies, restaurants, anybody where they're showing

567
00:33:07.000 --> 00:33:10.799
like a five point zero, that's almost impossible. You can't

568
00:33:10.799 --> 00:33:14.240
make everybody happy, and there are softwares out there that

569
00:33:14.319 --> 00:33:18.039
allow you to kind of heisman those less than desirable

570
00:33:19.319 --> 00:33:22.319
ratings off, and we.

571
00:33:22.319 --> 00:33:23.039
Don't do that.

572
00:33:23.119 --> 00:33:26.000
So ours are very organic. You can absolutely find some

573
00:33:26.039 --> 00:33:29.240
people that are unhappy. There are few and far between,

574
00:33:29.319 --> 00:33:33.880
but they do exist. Typically there's a misunderstanding involved. I've

575
00:33:33.880 --> 00:33:38.799
received ratings for other companies that aren't US. There's another

576
00:33:38.799 --> 00:33:41.359
Brooks Plumbing way out in Palestine, Texas, and I'm like,

577
00:33:41.400 --> 00:33:45.039
that's not me, I promise, But they're looking good and

578
00:33:45.079 --> 00:33:47.279
they're organic. They're real and that's what we're proud of.

579
00:33:47.519 --> 00:33:50.559
My review for Brooks Plumbing is public, and that is

580
00:33:50.599 --> 00:33:53.680
five stars. And that wasn't heismand and it was not

581
00:33:53.799 --> 00:33:56.279
overly inflated because I honestly believe they did great work

582
00:33:56.279 --> 00:33:57.440
in my house multiple times.

583
00:33:57.799 --> 00:34:00.480
So that's my only football reference, by the way, extent

584
00:34:00.640 --> 00:34:02.759
all the whole extent of the football references.

585
00:34:02.839 --> 00:34:04.920
Hey, you got one and you nailed it. Give Jacqueline

586
00:34:04.920 --> 00:34:06.319
a call for any and all of those plumbing once

587
00:34:06.359 --> 00:34:08.679
in needs to one four thirty six, eight thirty eight

588
00:34:08.760 --> 00:34:22.280
thirty eight the website Brooks Plumbingtexas dot com.

589
00:34:22.639 --> 00:34:26.840
You're in the Treehouse, visit us online at Treehouse on

590
00:34:27.000 --> 00:34:29.360
Air dot com.

591
00:34:29.719 --> 00:34:32.440
Be sure to check out all things Treehouse at Treehouse

592
00:34:32.559 --> 00:34:35.880
on Air dot com or YouTube channel YouTube dot com,

593
00:34:35.880 --> 00:34:38.280
slash at Treehouse on Air, all of our social media

594
00:34:38.280 --> 00:34:42.559
stuff at Treehouse on Air. You can also give me

595
00:34:42.599 --> 00:34:44.760
a follow at the dent O'Malley tree is at tree

596
00:34:44.800 --> 00:34:49.280
Trenholme one and for Raj at Comedian Raj. And just

597
00:34:49.280 --> 00:34:52.480
in case you guys didn't notice, the TV behind me

598
00:34:52.559 --> 00:34:59.199
has now shifted to Roku Screensaver, one of my favorite

599
00:34:59.280 --> 00:35:00.960
programs mm hmm.

600
00:35:01.559 --> 00:35:02.679
And and yet you're staying.

601
00:35:03.679 --> 00:35:06.119
You know what, Honestly, if it is a ghost, then

602
00:35:06.280 --> 00:35:08.079
the ghost and I are gonna, you know, put our

603
00:35:08.119 --> 00:35:10.760
feet up on the couch next to each other. And

604
00:35:11.239 --> 00:35:13.320
I love the Roku screen saver. It's one of my

605
00:35:13.440 --> 00:35:15.199
It's one of life's simple pleasures.

606
00:35:15.719 --> 00:35:15.920
Is it?

607
00:35:15.920 --> 00:35:20.800
The like city scape one? So the ghost couldn't find

608
00:35:20.840 --> 00:35:25.360
anything to watch? Give it your Netflix password.

609
00:35:26.199 --> 00:35:30.400
I was gonna say, you guys got to Netflix and chills.

610
00:35:31.760 --> 00:35:34.320
We don't currently have a Netflix subscription. We have a

611
00:35:34.320 --> 00:35:36.039
couple of other ones, but we're taking we're taking a

612
00:35:36.079 --> 00:35:37.119
time out from Netflix.

613
00:35:38.159 --> 00:35:42.519
Oh okay, well.

614
00:35:40.719 --> 00:35:42.719
There there hasn't been a whole lot on recently that

615
00:35:42.719 --> 00:35:45.239
we've been wanting to watch, so we're seeing what's on

616
00:35:45.360 --> 00:35:46.760
other apps.

617
00:35:47.679 --> 00:35:49.480
What what are we watching right now.

618
00:35:50.840 --> 00:35:54.039
At the gym. I am in the process of season

619
00:35:54.079 --> 00:35:59.920
four of The Boys Okay, Gotcha, which is interesting to

620
00:36:00.039 --> 00:36:02.000
watch at the gym because.

621
00:36:03.960 --> 00:36:06.159
With the sound on, I have.

622
00:36:06.119 --> 00:36:08.920
Had phones on, but it's more of the visuals.

623
00:36:09.000 --> 00:36:11.559
Yeah, yeah, it's a that's a that's a great show.

624
00:36:11.679 --> 00:36:14.880
It's kind of creepy on the treadmill, but okay or

625
00:36:14.880 --> 00:36:15.519
the elliptical.

626
00:36:16.199 --> 00:36:18.199
Yeah, that's it's one of those that you don't want.

627
00:36:18.840 --> 00:36:21.239
You don't want anyone on the piece of equipment next

628
00:36:21.239 --> 00:36:23.559
to you looking over to see what you're watching.

629
00:36:25.159 --> 00:36:30.679
Yeah, okay, so that's the show of choice right now

630
00:36:31.559 --> 00:36:31.840
for me.

631
00:36:31.960 --> 00:36:34.079
Yes, we're also rewatching Peacemaker.

632
00:36:35.559 --> 00:36:38.880
I don't know what that is John Cena HBO show.

633
00:36:40.119 --> 00:36:41.000
Just the opening You.

634
00:36:42.559 --> 00:36:45.679
Are like on purpose watching John Cena.

635
00:36:46.039 --> 00:36:48.719
It's he's really good, it is, Raj.

636
00:36:49.079 --> 00:36:54.199
It is just the opening credits alone make the show worthwhile.

637
00:36:54.239 --> 00:36:57.280
But it is a really good show. It's it's based

638
00:36:57.320 --> 00:37:02.320
on the uh Suicide Squad character he played.

639
00:37:02.280 --> 00:37:08.960
MHM the wrestler. Yeah, John Cena, HM, gotcha, And you

640
00:37:09.000 --> 00:37:09.559
guys are.

641
00:37:10.639 --> 00:37:11.440
It's a great show.

642
00:37:12.119 --> 00:37:14.719
You're a wrestling fan, Raj, how I can't believe you're

643
00:37:14.760 --> 00:37:17.639
you're looking down on the act.

644
00:37:17.760 --> 00:37:19.599
Did you see your TV turn off? Did you see

645
00:37:19.599 --> 00:37:20.519
your TV turn back on?

646
00:37:22.280 --> 00:37:24.400
I swear to God, if it pulls up Peacemaker right now,

647
00:37:24.440 --> 00:37:26.519
then I'm believing.

648
00:37:28.960 --> 00:37:32.559
No, I'm I'm I'm friends with a lot of professional wrestlers.

649
00:37:32.239 --> 00:37:34.239
Which is why I'm shocked to hear you look down

650
00:37:34.320 --> 00:37:35.239
upon them turning down.

651
00:37:35.480 --> 00:37:37.360
No, no, no, I would just never watch them on TV

652
00:37:38.440 --> 00:37:41.599
out outside of actually wrestling.

653
00:37:41.960 --> 00:37:42.760
It is listen.

654
00:37:42.960 --> 00:37:46.679
I I was very skeptical of John Cena being able

655
00:37:46.719 --> 00:37:50.039
to carry his own show. It is a great show,

656
00:37:50.199 --> 00:37:53.159
it really, it's so the writing is so good that

657
00:37:54.000 --> 00:37:55.599
it's worth to watch.

658
00:37:55.599 --> 00:37:57.480
Okay, I'm going to go into the next room here

659
00:37:57.519 --> 00:37:59.280
in a second after we're done, and I'm gonna turn

660
00:37:59.320 --> 00:38:03.280
this on and if it's uh, if it's terrible, I

661
00:38:03.280 --> 00:38:04.039
know where you live.

662
00:38:03.920 --> 00:38:04.880
Tre that's fine.

663
00:38:05.800 --> 00:38:09.400
If you don't laugh at the opening credits alone, I

664
00:38:09.840 --> 00:38:10.320
don't know what.

665
00:38:10.320 --> 00:38:10.679
To tell you.

666
00:38:10.760 --> 00:38:13.480
I laugh at the thought of Johnson as an actor.

667
00:38:15.760 --> 00:38:17.480
Because yeah, he acts a lot in it.

668
00:38:17.559 --> 00:38:20.920
Yeah, okay, and even even dances a little bit.

669
00:38:22.880 --> 00:38:23.159
TV.

670
00:38:24.119 --> 00:38:26.039
Yeah, the TV went back into sleep mode.

671
00:38:26.480 --> 00:38:27.800
No, it just turned off.

672
00:38:33.960 --> 00:38:35.760
Actually, I think you're right. I think it did turn off.

673
00:38:35.960 --> 00:38:40.639
Yeah, I think I've got a bolter Geist.

674
00:38:41.679 --> 00:38:45.079
The ghost is bored with you, and now they art company.

675
00:38:48.360 --> 00:38:49.840
The ghost is done with Dan.

676
00:38:51.239 --> 00:38:52.519
Turned out I was boring.

677
00:38:54.519 --> 00:38:57.320
You get scared Dan enough, Like, I'm good, I'm just

678
00:38:57.360 --> 00:39:00.199
gonna go. Yeah, that's that's not right.

679
00:39:00.960 --> 00:39:04.840
Just that that could probably be fixed with a surge protector.

680
00:39:04.880 --> 00:39:07.039
You guys are making way more out of this than

681
00:39:07.039 --> 00:39:07.599
it needs to be.

682
00:39:08.079 --> 00:39:12.639
Okay, I'm just saying for our Patreon viewers, maybe they

683
00:39:12.639 --> 00:39:15.000
can comment and let us know what's going on right

684
00:39:15.039 --> 00:39:17.599
behind you, because that's creepy.

685
00:39:19.400 --> 00:39:20.679
It just turned off.

686
00:39:22.800 --> 00:39:25.119
You know what. It was probably on power save boat

687
00:39:28.320 --> 00:39:31.519
or this Airbnb is built on an old Indian burial ground,

688
00:39:33.400 --> 00:39:37.599
and I will be swallowed up momentarily, in which case

689
00:39:37.679 --> 00:39:39.840
this five days In which case, this five days a

690
00:39:39.880 --> 00:39:41.639
week experiment was real.

691
00:39:41.760 --> 00:39:45.440
Sort we're one day week now.

692
00:39:50.840 --> 00:39:53.840
And it's Seattle'll be like some hippie commune.

693
00:39:56.880 --> 00:40:00.639
Your ghost is a Buddhist sucks.

694
00:40:00.719 --> 00:40:04.800
That means that means that in order, in order, that

695
00:40:04.880 --> 00:40:06.559
just means they're gonna end up with a drum circle

696
00:40:06.599 --> 00:40:07.199
around this part.

697
00:40:09.280 --> 00:40:10.599
God forbid you don't recycle.

698
00:40:16.840 --> 00:40:26.440
Your ghost is in the solar. I love that your

699
00:40:26.480 --> 00:40:28.760
ghosts uh drives an electric vehicle.

700
00:40:29.119 --> 00:40:34.400
Here's I'd love to be mad at the two of

701
00:40:34.440 --> 00:40:38.480
you for these wanton stereotypes if they weren't actively happening

702
00:40:38.519 --> 00:40:45.920
outside the window right now. I saw I saw that

703
00:40:46.079 --> 00:40:49.159
with a mongole roll by on an electric scooter, and

704
00:40:49.360 --> 00:40:52.159
I can't be mad at you guys for being correct.

705
00:40:55.880 --> 00:40:58.000
Again. You have to plug your neighbor in every night.

706
00:40:59.199 --> 00:41:00.480
At least the ghost of able to make you a

707
00:41:00.519 --> 00:41:01.320
good cup of coffee.

708
00:41:04.039 --> 00:41:07.840
See there's there's that shiny disposition.

709
00:41:10.239 --> 00:41:11.639
There's the upside.

710
00:41:12.880 --> 00:41:14.159
Ghosts past.

711
00:41:17.360 --> 00:41:19.920
See here's here's the thing that I don't like about

712
00:41:19.920 --> 00:41:21.079
this show, and that is.

713
00:41:21.039 --> 00:41:27.480
YouTube say something bad about Kurt Cobain.

714
00:41:27.519 --> 00:41:28.320
I dare you.

715
00:41:31.480 --> 00:41:33.119
Say something terrible about Courtney Love?

716
00:41:37.519 --> 00:41:42.440
Then we'll just be watching uh Nirvana unplugged together on

717
00:41:42.480 --> 00:41:42.920
the couch.

718
00:41:44.719 --> 00:41:45.039
All right.

719
00:41:45.079 --> 00:41:48.519
Look, most of this show was about that damn TV

720
00:41:48.800 --> 00:41:50.960
and whether or not we've got a ghost, which means

721
00:41:51.039 --> 00:41:54.199
I still have all this stuff here that we were

722
00:41:54.199 --> 00:41:56.639
supposed to talk about, but we didn't because we got

723
00:41:56.679 --> 00:41:59.360
distracted by the ghost. And my cat's looking at me weird,

724
00:41:59.639 --> 00:42:02.679
and so the dog and the TV's flickering, and I

725
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don't know what to think anymore, and the guy with

726
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the bongo just rolled back the other way on this

727
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electric scooter. The good news is we can come back

728
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tomorrow and actually talk about some of this stuff that

729
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we didn't get to today. Yay for five days away,

730
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cow black assholes ghosts, one for each of you