Sept. 13, 2024

Low Hanging Fruit & a ROADSHOW! | Friday September 13, 2024

Low Hanging Fruit & a ROADSHOW! | Friday September 13, 2024

It's FRIDAY the 13th! We welcome an old friend into the Treehouse and announce a ROADSHOW! Plus, a man was caught on camera pleasuring himself with a cucumber and a car. Raygun the viral Australian Breakdancer from the Paris Olympics has something to...

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It's FRIDAY the 13th! We welcome an old friend into the Treehouse and announce a ROADSHOW! Plus, a man was caught on camera pleasuring himself with a cucumber and a car. Raygun the viral Australian Breakdancer from the Paris Olympics has something to brag about. And BIRTHDAYS!

Links:

Man Appears to Pleasure Himself with Cucumber in Driveway, Caught on Camera (tmz.com)

Brits warned about placing cucumber in supermarket trolley – it could be misunderstood - Daily Star

Raygun: Viral Olympian ranked No. 1 breaker in the world by sport’s governing body | CNN

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It is time to leave your worries outside and come

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laugh with us inside the tree house. I'm Daniel Malley

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along with Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma, and momentarily we

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are going to reintroduce a dear old friend into the treehouse.

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So if you would, secret special guest, just hang tight

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backstage for just a moment because I need to do

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a quick check in on my crew here because yesterday

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Trey Raj both under the weather feeling the sickness. Raj,

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you look a little bit better. Uh, Trey, how are

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you feeling today?

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Like?

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Ass? Dan?

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Is that is that ass comment? Dan? Or ask Dan?

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It's a great question. Uh, roll your own ass? Yeah,

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do you have COVID? Because you said that you've never

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had it as far as you know, so you were

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a COVID virgin. And after hearing Raja's symptoms from COVID

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this week, the three day COVID you were, you were

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wondering do I have the VID? And uh?

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And I took two tests and both negative and I

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got I was hope. I was hoping for a positive test.

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Really.

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Yeah, you know why I'm not sick enough to not

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go to work because I don't have a fever. So

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I was literally just going, man, if I got positive test,

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I can actually call in and get some rest.

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I said, nope, what about what about the good old days?

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You just lie about it and you're like, sorry, got the.

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VID and if they go, let's see a test result.

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Yeah, this is not a little bit personal, Like you're

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not supposed to, you know, share medical information. They're supposed

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to just take your word for it. Believe me, I've

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seen it a lot in my broadcast career. You tell

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them you have something, and they're just supposed to believe

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you and go about their business and not do anything

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about it, and certainly not ask for any sort of

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verification that you chew through your own ethernet wire.

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I think now you can't share like hospitals can't share

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stuff that's that would be a hip of violation. But

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I think your employer can ask for you to send

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in your COVID test result.

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And the truth matter is if I really yeah, my

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employer is like, I don't think they would question me

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one bit if I said I can't do it. But

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I can't. I can't leave everyone else hanging out to

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drive if I'm not legitimate, like I mean, I feel

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like ass, but said, I don't have a fever and

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I don't have COVID, so I just go to work.

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You power through. That's the gen X way, yep, isn't it.

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That's the way we all have been raised, and it's

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the way in which we still operate.

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And it's why I hate people. If they are hungover,

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they call in sick.

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You shut up. You've been that hungover in the past,

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and you know it. There's a reason why you're eight

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years sober. That's because I guarantee at least one time

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you were so hungover that you didn't go to work.

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I might have slept through work a morning or two

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because I was so drunk, but no, I did not.

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Yeah, you know, that's a trap question because I know

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where you were for a number of years.

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In the morning hour. I might have still been drunk

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in the morning, but I, god damn well showed up.

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Hell yeah, we were there. There is there is no

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way that you do anything at the loon. May it

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rest in peace for any amount of time in the

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evening and you somehow miraculously wake up sober twelve hours later.

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That is that is an impossibility.

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I think that was one drink at the loon. If

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you have twelve hours and you wake up sober, you

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only had one drink at the loon.

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Yeah, because, like, isn't it for for pilots, They're not

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supposed to have any alcohol or something a certain number

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of hours, or that they have to be below a

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certain BAC to even get in the cockpit. Pilots were

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not allowed to be within a one block radius of

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the loon if they were flying the next day. Don't

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even mention going in also wink with not much? Yeah,

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pretty much. Well, I'm glad, Raj. I'm glad you're feeling better.

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Tray.

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I'm sorry you feel like ass and I'm sorry that

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you still have your COVID cherry, but we'll do what

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we can to make you feel better. I do have

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some good news today, if you'd like to hear it. Okay,

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first of all, it is Friday, September thirteenth, twenty twenty four.

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That makes it Friday the thirteenth. And I honestly didn't

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plan this, but I think there couldn't have been a

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better day or date to bring back a fan favorite

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in the treehouse, because if I was planning it, looking

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at the calendar looking ahead and thinking to myself, my goodness,

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if there was ever a day or a date to

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bring Jerry Caldwell back into the treehouse, would it not

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be Friday the thirteenth.

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I thought you were very hologram of russ.

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We can just hold up a bottle of tequila.

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The batman, Now, I think I would have done that

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for like Halloween. So do like an official seance and

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try to bring back from the dead. Although Jerry's got

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a bat simple thing that he's holding up there, What

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is that? Is that a pocket knife?

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It is? It's like one of the most dangerous pocket

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knives ever. It's got a blade on both sides, so

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it's like a batter ring.

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Yep, it is the batter ring.

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It is.

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Actually, it's perfectly a form so you can put your

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fingers in there when you've really got to, like, you know,

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absolutely positively everybody in the room needs to be stabbed,

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you can.

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Just And here I was thinking we didn't want to

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lean in too much to the buffalo. Jerry angle on

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how he likes to murder people even though he doesn't

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and what does he do At the first two minutes

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on the ship, he pulls up a double edged blade.

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God, it's it's gotta be nice to be white. If

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I just started showing that same knife right now, you

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would see them repel down, come getting me, and they'd

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be justified.

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Speaking of Raj, you you have met my a gm

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zay Zay is a big guy. He is from Pakistan

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and uh, he came in and was telling me about

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flying getting on a plane in first class on nine

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to eleven. I was like, oh, man made some people

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change their religion.

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I have done this by not thinking about it. I

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have done this, and so Zaine would appreciate this, So

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let him know when you could work. I Sometimes it's

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cheaper to buy one way, right. So if you're like,

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if you're gonna go to Los Angeles, you can buy

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one way and then you wait till that clears, then

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you buy the one way back. Well, uh, that's a

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bad move. When you're this color, you don't buy a

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one way ticket never. Yeah. Uh, And I did that

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on I think it was like five or six years

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after September eleventh. I bought a one way to Boston, uh,

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and then the one way back. I had both of

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the boarding passes on my phone, but yeah, I got

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I got pulled. I got randomly selected, and it was hilarious.

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I'll show you guys the picture. I'll send it. I'll

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post it today. It was me and seven other Pakistani people.

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Then just just bad luck, right.

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Yeah, just in one room and I go, wow, I

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guess we all got randomly selected and it was just

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seven brown people in one room.

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Did they also have one way tickets like you?

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They had they were going back to Pakistan. They had

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come in for a wedding, so yes, they had a

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one way ticket back to Pakistan. So I got to

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hear all about the wedding and everything went well. Their

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son's very happy. I got pulled off first, which was

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nice because they saw my license did still say Mesquite, Texas.

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So they're like, come on, buddy, we got you.

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What's believe in it?

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No, No, they were very they were If they would

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have had the Mesquite, texaciety, nobody would have believed that.

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But they believed me, and they they were very polite.

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And I understand they have to do their job.

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Having grown up in Mesquite, I understand it's fair. It's

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unusually diverse in Mesquite for what that town is.

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Unusually diverse.

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Jerry.

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It is what are what were your expectations of Mesquite

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growing up?

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Well, I didn't have any. I just I just happened

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to be there. That that's where I landed, so to speak,

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when I entered into this world almost fifty years ago.

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You were born in Mesquite.

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I was born and raised in Mesquite. Wow, Okay, that's right.

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And back in the fifties when my adopted parents moved

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in there, that was where rednecks went to cityfly without

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certifying too much.

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And it's fascinating that that you, Jerry, were able to

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be reared in Mesquite and and you've you've blossomed into

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the butterfly that you are.

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You struggled so hard with that, Well, it's not.

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So much a struggle. I was just trying to find

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a you know, a nice you know, metaphor for it, because,

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like as it is now, you are like a beautiful

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butterfly flapping around North Texas. Because if you are not

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a member of our patreon patreon dot com slash Treehouse

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on air, then you cannot see Jerry. Because Jerry is

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his own person. He has his own style, he has

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his own flare. And I need to bring that up

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because I need to point out what he's wearing, which

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is a Pearl Jam shirt, his favorite band. But the

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jacket over shirt, but the jacket over it is something

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to behold. It is a it is it Paisley.

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It is It is a black jacket with red Paisley patterns.

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Not like you think it's extremely shiny. It's like if

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a Paisley pattern, interestingly enough, got reared by a disco ball. Yeah,

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that would be what Jerry is wearing.

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The jacket.

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You trying to look like a Miler balloon.

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You got the Pearl Jam ten. I believe that's the

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album that you have, and then you have the jacket,

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and I do believe you are wearing shorts.

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Yeah, you look like if if they had a white

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trash party on Cedar Springs.

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Or just a party in Mesquite.

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Oh yes, who knew that those those two neighborhoods could

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be easily?

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You know?

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Yeah, this is the jacket that I wore to my

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thirtieth high school reunion.

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Oh gotcha? Okay, nice, it's a it's a it's a

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good looking jacket. I thought I thought the brand was

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Iron C. I I think I was wrong, yep, But yeah,

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I think I think I could pull that off.

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Maybe you could. But like Jerry's one of those. He

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has his own style, he has his own flare. Like

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I could not wear that jacket. I would not look

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decent in that jacket.

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Oh I would disagree. I think if we we have

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to doll it up a little bit, like, it has

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to be a little more sophisticated. It can't be all

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the flare. Like if you did a black like mock

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turtleneck or a black turtleneck with that jacket and some

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black slacks, I think you would kill it.

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Really Yeah, all right, then how would you dress Tray

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with that jacket? Please say? Please say shirtless and just

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a jacket.

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I would take the sleeves off. Uh he has no shirt,

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cowboy hat, jeans, boots.

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Oh, come on, go for chaps.

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I was trying to give you some dignity.

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Oh no, there is no dignity in the treehouse.

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Yeah. Yeah, that went out the window twenty years ago.

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Okay, so that that jacket, ass less chaps, a cowboy hat.

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This is the first time I played this song with

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Tray in mind and not Jerry. Oh, just Tray in

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that red, shiny paisley jacket, leather chaps, no pants, no undies,

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just tucking it back, dancing.

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For the camera, puts the lotion on its skin.

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Thank you, Jerry, if if if, if you're nice, Tray,

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if you ask Jerry very nicely, he may he may

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let you borrow his skin suit.

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Okay, it's good. I'll make sure and butter him.

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Up and the skin suit too. You want to keep

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Thank you for the reminder, Tray. I caught the hint

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with you doing the hands on the steering wheel. It

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anything like that.

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Yeah, needing to patch up the skin suit with some leather.

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and talk to you about getting a new car. If

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dot org. It is Fridday, which means we got to

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get to birthdays. We also before we can get to

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is a fruit and vegetable related The other piece of

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news we've already unveiled, and that is Jerry's triumphant regular return.

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He's always been in and out of the Treehouse, but

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regular return of Jerry called well inside the Treehouse. Very

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excited to have you in here regularly, Jerry. I think

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we're gonna make Fridays a regular thing with you. And

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then he's going to be helping us do some other

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stuff on the back end of the network which we're

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looking forward to. And speaking of the four of us

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being together in one spot, although this is virtual in

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just a couple of weeks, we're gonna do it in person.

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That means specifically a road show announcement. Yeah, good job here.

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I think golf class so on Friday September twenty seventh,

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we are going back to Shaker Tins this time though

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it's going to be at the Shaker Tins in Arlington.

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Shaker Tins in Arlington, Friday September twenty seventh, we are

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We'll tape it and then release it for the rest

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of the world to hear and enjoy. So you can

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at Shaker Tins in Arlington Friday September twenty seventh, five

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to seven pm. We'll do the show. We'll have some food,

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the Saint Tulsa campaign and we want to make sure

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done that and also anyone that needs to make plans

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on coming out to the road show. Shaker Tin's arlingkedon Friday,

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September twenty seventh. Thank you and we look forward to

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seeing you there five to seven pm. You have the

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address I thirty in Collins. Does anyone ever actually remembers

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It's it's like, does anyone ever actually need the address?

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Do they reminder or are they going to do what

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most people do, which is just type in shaker Tin

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see Locations or shaker Tin's Arlington and then it'll just

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pop up with the red dot and then they'll just

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go to it.

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No, that was just for me.

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I was just wanting to know where I'm going shaker

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Tin's Arlington. Just type it into Google and say hit

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directions and hit start and it'll take you right there.

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But in case you're curious, it's I twenty. I'm sorry,

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I thirty in Collins. So it's north Arlington and it's

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just south of the Hooters. I feel like most people

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know that Arlington Hooters, Because if you've ever spent any

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time in Arlington, whether you live there like I did,

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or you've gone to Arlington for games, you're aware of

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that little pocket area and that's where Shakerton's Arlington is.

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If you really desperately want the address, I'll give it

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to you later.

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Rush, Okay, I'll just look it up. But I didn't

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know where I was going. I think.

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I'll send you a pen just in case. All right,

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So here's the other big thing from this week, fruit

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and vegetable related that we need to get to an

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addition to Jerry, in addition to the road show announcement

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and the fact that it's Friday the thirteen, which is

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you know we earlier this week, Jerry. I'm not sure

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if you heard about it, but I told the story

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about how my father showed me on a cucumber how

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to practice safe sex. And it involved him, if I

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remember correctly, I was like twelve or thirteen, and he'd

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already given me the biological talk a couple of years prior,

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but he wanted to show me how to properly use

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a condom, and thank god, he pulled out the cucumber.

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That's a good, right, there, Yeah, pretty much. But what

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he did was he went the extra mile. He carved

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the cucumber to look like an actual penis, so there

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was there was no fleshy green on the outside. It

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was just the white green fruit inside, but cut anatomically correct.

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He spent some time on this. And keep in mind

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when he did this, there was no YouTube for him

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to look up on how to carve a cucumber into it.

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It, Dan, you didn't tell us about this part of it.

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You said he peeled it. You did not tell us

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he carved it into you know, the anatomically correct penis.

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This is a new layer.

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This is an unwanted layer.

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Yeah, well, welcome to my world. So the other part

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of the story, I guess I forgot to mention was

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instead of him just using a cucumber, he carved it. Ino,

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he sculpted it.

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How much did that therapy cost you?

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Forty dollars a week?

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What did you do with the cucumber after salad?

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Everyone? Look, I didn't like to eat cucumbers before, but

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if I did, I really didn't want to put one

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in my mouth.

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After or they out of eggplants.

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Look, my dad had a plan, that's all I know,

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and he executed it. The thing was, though, that I

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was telling the guys earlier this week, is when he

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because he wanted the cucumber to be anatomically correct, so

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he carved it. Sorry, he didn't just peel it. He

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carved it so it looked like Wiener so it would

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be realistic for me. When he demonstrated how to put

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on the condom, the problem is, and this is the

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part I definitely told Trey and Raj about, is when

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you peel the cucumber or you carve all the skin

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around it off, it's slippery because it's wet because it's

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a fruit. And when you then try to put a

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lubricated condom on a slippery cut cucumber, it's it's kind

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of hard to do it. And so when he tried

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to do it, it ended up shooting off the tip

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of the cucumber and into the blinds, into the kitchen.

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And was the cucumber circumcised?

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Yes, I really it was important. So when he took

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the cucumber, if he took the cucumber and carved it,

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would he have to make it look circumcised. So he've

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just left some of the green peel and cut around it.

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I guess, damn, this is your childhood trauma, not mine.

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Well, the cucumber was cut, circumcised, was you wish whatever

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however you want to frame it. It was completely cut.

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That's why the condom shot off the tip and into

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the blind.

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You know, Prince Albert, that'd be great.

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I don't know if we knew what those were back then.

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Oh they did.

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My dad probably did, but he didn't. He didn't let

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on that that that he did, and I appreciate that.

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So anyway, so based on that story we told earlier

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this week, and now a new layer of it has

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been unveiled, like like like a turtle neck is, there

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have now been two additional cucumber stories in the news

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that have popped up. Raj sent me one. I saw

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one a couple of days ago and dismissed it because

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I was like, okay, that's that's that's too much cucumber

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talk for one week. And then this morning Roj sends

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me another one. I'm like, okay, I guess we're talking

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about cucumbers again. And the one that Roj sent me

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is from TMZ cucumber Man vulgar Veggie vid a man

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appears to pleasure himself with a cucumber.

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M hm.

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Look at you saying like like like I should have

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expected it.

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I mean, I don't know how you service a cucumber,

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but I think.

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I don't think he was servicing the cucumber. I think

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the cucumber was servicing him because it and it was

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caught on camera. A man appears to pleasure himself with

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a cucumber in a driveway.

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Mm hmm.

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And I don't want to click play on the video.

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I don't find out if he carved it to be

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anatomically correct or anything.

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I think it would. That's that's a great question, Jerry.

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And to be honest with you, if if he had

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heard my story about my dad, he would know probably

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not to do it because it makes it really slippery,

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or at least could be something it could be. So

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maybe you keep some on on the business end of it,

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you cut this well, business end partying. I guess it

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depends on you know, your mood. But then you want

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to keep some of the peel at the base for

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you know, grip. I've already thought way too much about this.

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I can see it on Trey's face. He's like, I

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want to get back in bed.

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No, I was just curious, like, did he at one

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point did he grab some ranch dressing, dip it in

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there and go noth it looks like this. Go to

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the doctor.

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Oh oh, you're talking about my dad, not the guy

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in the video either way.

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Go to the doctor.

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Yeah, but just imagine my face after he tells me

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that and then bites the end of it off with

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the ranch on and goes, if this happened, you really

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better go to the doctor.

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My dad was full of life lessons and I miss

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him dearly. Now remember if the cucumber stays stiff for

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more than four days?

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Everyone you know, Oh Jesus, let's see in this story,

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they say to check out the clip, but again, I'm

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not doing it.

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The man walks over to the front of a car,

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00:27:10.160 --> 00:27:12.319
taking a cucumber with him, and appears to shimmy the

472
00:27:12.400 --> 00:27:16.480
veggie into the car's grill. Okay, it's hard to see

473
00:27:16.519 --> 00:27:18.920
exactly what the individual does, but while looking around to

474
00:27:18.920 --> 00:27:21.480
make sure he's alone, the person turns around, appears to

475
00:27:21.519 --> 00:27:24.519
drop his pants and does a shimmy of his own,

476
00:27:24.759 --> 00:27:29.920
rhythmically bouncing on the makeshift sext toy, and after he's done,

477
00:27:30.279 --> 00:27:33.920
smokes a cigarette like you do. So if I get

478
00:27:33.920 --> 00:27:39.680
this correct, he took the cucumber, put it in the

479
00:27:39.720 --> 00:27:51.119
car's grill and then just backed up on it. Why

480
00:27:52.079 --> 00:27:55.119
you know, I'm looking it up right, Go for it, Jerry,

481
00:27:55.240 --> 00:27:56.000
It's on TMZ.

482
00:27:56.480 --> 00:27:57.559
Just look up shin and sharp.

483
00:28:02.960 --> 00:28:06.240
And then, as if that cucumber story wasn't bad enough,

484
00:28:07.039 --> 00:28:09.880
the one that I saw earlier this week is from

485
00:28:09.920 --> 00:28:14.359
the very reputable Daily Star out of England, where British

486
00:28:14.440 --> 00:28:18.119
men are being warned about placing cucumbers in their supermarket

487
00:28:18.119 --> 00:28:22.559
baskets because it could be misunderstood. The reason why is

488
00:28:22.559 --> 00:28:25.960
a dating service has been launched exclusively for men with

489
00:28:26.279 --> 00:28:30.400
large members and it starts and it starts in the

490
00:28:30.440 --> 00:28:35.039
supermarket with men, with men announcing their physical attributes with

491
00:28:35.119 --> 00:28:39.319
a cucumber. So I can't get away from cucumbers now,

492
00:28:39.359 --> 00:28:44.119
So thank you. And where's the grocery store again, England? Oh,

493
00:28:45.559 --> 00:28:47.640
you can try it at Whole Foods if you want, Jerryman,

494
00:28:49.599 --> 00:28:51.960
upside down pineapple and a cucumber right next to it.

495
00:28:52.319 --> 00:28:55.000
Mm hmm. No, see now we did learn about the

496
00:28:55.079 --> 00:28:58.680
upside down pineapples. RAJ tray. You guys know about those, right, Yes,

497
00:28:58.720 --> 00:29:01.599
that's the single for swingers things. Yeah, so, especially at

498
00:29:01.640 --> 00:29:02.640
our V parks, is what.

499
00:29:02.599 --> 00:29:04.680
I've what I've learned, Oh gotcha?

500
00:29:04.759 --> 00:29:07.720
Okay, And and I think it even might take it

501
00:29:07.799 --> 00:29:09.599
up a notch. If the apples, I mean, if the

502
00:29:09.720 --> 00:29:11.079
pineapple is upside.

503
00:29:10.759 --> 00:29:14.720
Down, that means it's a couple pep had to be

504
00:29:14.759 --> 00:29:15.319
upside down.

505
00:29:15.440 --> 00:29:19.160
Yeah, right, planapple upside down single or or at least

506
00:29:19.200 --> 00:29:19.839
ready to mingle.

507
00:29:21.440 --> 00:29:25.759
Okay. And then in the cucumber. I've also heard garden gnomes.

508
00:29:27.640 --> 00:29:30.039
If you have a garden gnome outside, it's one of

509
00:29:30.079 --> 00:29:31.359
those things that lets everybody know.

510
00:29:32.599 --> 00:29:34.240
Can we just make it? Can we just make it

511
00:29:34.240 --> 00:29:38.359
to where there's no question, like there's no gray area,

512
00:29:38.480 --> 00:29:42.680
because is it's is to signify your swinger, you're supposed

513
00:29:42.680 --> 00:29:44.839
to do it upside down? Or is it right side up?

514
00:29:44.839 --> 00:29:48.160
Do you hang the pineapple from the knob of your

515
00:29:48.839 --> 00:29:53.920
RV door? There's raj you're mentioning. Gomes might play a role.

516
00:29:54.000 --> 00:29:57.680
I've heard flamingos might be an indicator of of swingerdom.

517
00:29:58.880 --> 00:30:00.759
We just need to make we to make it very

518
00:30:00.759 --> 00:30:05.359
clear cut to know whether or not it's a swinger

519
00:30:05.400 --> 00:30:07.599
symbol or not. You could always get you one of

520
00:30:07.599 --> 00:30:13.319
these jackets that Jerry is wearing. That would certainly help.

521
00:30:14.400 --> 00:30:17.279
You can just carve cucumbers. I don't know.

522
00:30:16.920 --> 00:30:30.880
I don't just set out a fruit salad. Does anyone

523
00:30:30.920 --> 00:30:34.680
else want anyone else? Will want to take a break.

524
00:30:36.160 --> 00:30:36.599
Very much?

525
00:30:37.839 --> 00:30:38.960
You want to go outside for a minute?

526
00:30:39.000 --> 00:30:48.240
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531
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533
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534
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535
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537
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Yeah.

538
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Dan, That's something that we talked about for a while

539
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now and we decided to go ahead and just pull

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543
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544
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best way I can always say that is just back

545
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it up.

546
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Back it up.

547
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When I was growing up and I told somebody who's

548
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gonna kick their ass, you got to back it up. Well,

549
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now that I'm a grown man and we're doing professional

550
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551
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572
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All right, we got to the vegetables. We got to

573
00:33:04.880 --> 00:33:08.880
the road show announcement at Shaker Tin's Arlington, Friday, September

574
00:33:08.880 --> 00:33:15.200
twenty seven, five to seven pm. Fruit salad, Jerry Jerry's jacket.

575
00:33:15.880 --> 00:33:23.559
Now it's birthday time because it is Forday, September thirteenth, Friday,

576
00:33:23.559 --> 00:33:25.200
the thirteenth, twenty twenty four.

577
00:33:26.000 --> 00:33:27.759
Who's pimples?

578
00:33:30.279 --> 00:33:31.759
Oh from hearing Friday.

579
00:33:32.920 --> 00:33:33.920
And that birthday music.

580
00:33:34.279 --> 00:33:39.440
Oh yeah, like I said, today isday September thirteenth, twenty

581
00:33:39.480 --> 00:33:41.720
twenty four. Birthdays today. It starts out kind of little

582
00:33:41.759 --> 00:33:44.599
as far as birthdays, but then it actually picks up. Okay,

583
00:33:45.279 --> 00:33:49.519
Lily Ryanhart from Riverdale is twenty eight. Now Horan is

584
00:33:49.720 --> 00:33:54.160
thirty one. Ben Savage, Fred Savage's little brother is forty four.

585
00:33:54.240 --> 00:33:56.160
So that's gonna make us all feel old having watched

586
00:33:56.160 --> 00:34:01.759
Boy Meets World. Ben Savage is considered age now from

587
00:34:01.839 --> 00:34:06.960
Rascal Flatch. Joe Don Rooney is forty nine. Tyler Perry

588
00:34:07.200 --> 00:34:12.039
is fifty five, Olympic sprinter and superstar in Dallas his own.

589
00:34:12.079 --> 00:34:16.840
Michael Johnson is fifty seven from Jane's Addiction. Stephen Perkins

590
00:34:17.360 --> 00:34:23.639
is also fifty seven. Comedian and one time appearance on

591
00:34:23.760 --> 00:34:26.239
the show back on Live one of five three. Jeffrey

592
00:34:26.320 --> 00:34:30.679
Ross is fifty nine. Who's bald now?

593
00:34:32.679 --> 00:34:33.039
Yeah?

594
00:34:33.079 --> 00:34:35.599
Oh he does okay. When we had him on the

595
00:34:35.599 --> 00:34:37.960
weekend show back at Live one O five three, he

596
00:34:38.000 --> 00:34:40.639
had full head of hair. He was, you know, roastmaster general,

597
00:34:40.800 --> 00:34:43.599
very cool guy. And then one day turned on the

598
00:34:43.639 --> 00:34:47.280
TV and saw a roast promo or something. It was like,

599
00:34:47.320 --> 00:34:51.039
oh my god, what happened? And alopecia, you said, yes.

600
00:34:50.920 --> 00:34:53.760
I believe he has a called alopecia universalis, which is

601
00:34:53.760 --> 00:34:56.639
the entire body. I think he does put on, and

602
00:34:56.760 --> 00:34:58.360
I think he's got some treatments for I think he's

603
00:34:58.360 --> 00:35:02.119
getting a beard back, but I know he does draw.

604
00:35:02.199 --> 00:35:05.760
I think his eyebrows on and it could be like

605
00:35:05.800 --> 00:35:08.199
the again with the treatment that could be coming in

606
00:35:08.280 --> 00:35:09.760
naturally as well, but yeah.

607
00:35:10.840 --> 00:35:15.000
Okay, Dave Mustange for Megadet sixty three. Randy Jones, the

608
00:35:15.039 --> 00:35:17.599
original Cowboy and the Village People, who we also had

609
00:35:17.599 --> 00:35:21.320
on the radio show back.

610
00:35:21.679 --> 00:35:22.519
It was a few.

611
00:35:22.320 --> 00:35:27.079
Times in the early two thousand's right, Tray, Yeah, yeah

612
00:35:27.119 --> 00:35:31.679
he is. He is seventy two today. Peter Setera turns

613
00:35:31.760 --> 00:35:39.559
eighty wow. Yeah, okay, yeah, that's man from Blood, Sweat

614
00:35:39.559 --> 00:35:43.559
and Tears. David Clayton Thomas is eighty three, Miss Manners,

615
00:35:43.639 --> 00:35:48.960
Judith Martin is eighty six, and Cinnamon Carter, the female

616
00:35:49.039 --> 00:35:53.320
lead on the original Mission Impossible TV series. The actress

617
00:35:53.360 --> 00:35:56.360
Barbara Bain, she is ninety three today.

618
00:35:56.840 --> 00:35:57.199
Wow.

619
00:35:57.400 --> 00:36:00.960
I think maybe for the next Mission Impossible movie, Tom

620
00:36:00.960 --> 00:36:06.840
Cruse should bring her back in a role. You talk

621
00:36:06.880 --> 00:36:10.960
about a guy that's known for his outlandish stunts in

622
00:36:11.000 --> 00:36:13.599
the Mission Impossible movies, what bigger stunt would there be

623
00:36:13.639 --> 00:36:26.559
than mounting her? I mean, you can or maybe you

624
00:36:26.599 --> 00:36:28.440
know what, Maybe that's why he keeps doing all the

625
00:36:28.480 --> 00:36:32.480
crazy stunts. Maybe the other producers because he's one of

626
00:36:32.519 --> 00:36:34.519
the bosses on the film franchise. Maybe one of the

627
00:36:34.519 --> 00:36:37.840
other producers or writers or the studio saying hey, you

628
00:36:37.920 --> 00:36:40.199
brought back all these other mission impossible people. But you

629
00:36:40.199 --> 00:36:42.480
haven't done anything with ninety three year old Barbara Baines.

630
00:36:42.519 --> 00:36:44.159
So we think we should, you know, have like a

631
00:36:44.840 --> 00:36:47.000
love story type angle. And he says, how about if

632
00:36:47.039 --> 00:36:49.880
I jump out of a plane instead? Or how about

633
00:36:49.920 --> 00:36:51.800
if I jump out of a moving train?

634
00:36:53.639 --> 00:36:54.800
I just want to know, like if he's like, how

635
00:36:54.840 --> 00:36:57.639
do I like? How much is a hip? He's got

636
00:36:57.679 --> 00:37:02.360
to cover the hip. She's ninety three. I gotta cover

637
00:37:02.440 --> 00:37:07.119
whatever medical damage I do to her in this uh

638
00:37:07.159 --> 00:37:14.800
in this love scene, she's gonna she's gonna explode in

639
00:37:14.840 --> 00:37:16.199
five seconds.

640
00:37:15.800 --> 00:37:21.079
That'd be a great intro to the new film, wouldn't it.

641
00:37:23.760 --> 00:37:24.480
What's that tray?

642
00:37:24.800 --> 00:37:26.800
I said, she's gonna explode in five seconds and say

643
00:37:26.800 --> 00:37:28.000
thank you right before.

644
00:37:30.400 --> 00:37:32.880
She's like, I'm your mission? Should you choose to accept it?

645
00:37:34.400 --> 00:37:36.920
And that's the whole movie. It's just two hours of him.

646
00:37:36.960 --> 00:37:40.039
But God, I don't know if I want to accept this.

647
00:37:40.599 --> 00:37:43.000
I know I've accepted everything going up until this, but

648
00:37:44.320 --> 00:37:46.840
can can can I can? I take a flight on

649
00:37:46.920 --> 00:37:49.480
a Boeing jet to think about it.

650
00:37:51.480 --> 00:37:54.480
I'll open the door mid air myself.

651
00:37:59.639 --> 00:38:01.400
How about if I do it on fire? Will that work.

652
00:38:01.679 --> 00:38:10.079
Yeah, oh good lord. All right, so there's your birthdays.

653
00:38:10.079 --> 00:38:15.519
Barbara Bay ninety three, Happy birthday, and I apologize. All right,

654
00:38:15.559 --> 00:38:17.559
there is some really big news. Two things we need

655
00:38:17.559 --> 00:38:22.840
to jump on today. In addition to Barbara Bay is

656
00:38:24.000 --> 00:38:28.679
everyone remembers Ray gun right, the Australian viral breakdancer from

657
00:38:28.719 --> 00:38:33.920
the Paris Olympics. I don't know how this is possible

658
00:38:33.960 --> 00:38:39.559
because I stopped researching at the headline. Okay, Ray gun

659
00:38:40.039 --> 00:38:44.400
the viral Australian Olympic breakdancer has been ranked number one

660
00:38:44.599 --> 00:38:48.760
in the world by the sports governing body. And now

661
00:38:48.760 --> 00:38:53.000
I really do feel like we are living in an idiocracy.

662
00:38:53.039 --> 00:38:58.639
Sequel Australian Olympic breakdancer Rachel Gunn, viral during the Paris Games,

663
00:38:58.679 --> 00:39:00.639
was ranked number one in the world by the sports

664
00:39:00.639 --> 00:39:04.400
governing body. The World Dance Sport Federation released its world

665
00:39:04.480 --> 00:39:08.079
ranking list, saying in a statement that she secured the

666
00:39:08.079 --> 00:39:10.519
top spot after she came in first place at the

667
00:39:10.519 --> 00:39:15.960
twenty twenty three Oceania Continental Championships. The ranking puzzled many people,

668
00:39:16.000 --> 00:39:17.960
some of whom took to social media to point out

669
00:39:17.960 --> 00:39:20.599
that the thirty seven year old bee girl, who performs

670
00:39:20.599 --> 00:39:23.519
as Raygun didn't get a single point from Olympic judges.

671
00:39:24.440 --> 00:39:27.719
The Federation clarified that the ranking is updated based on

672
00:39:27.800 --> 00:39:31.199
each athlete's top four performances within the past twelve months,

673
00:39:31.480 --> 00:39:34.039
and that the points earned in the competitions are valid

674
00:39:34.039 --> 00:39:36.519
for fifty two weeks from the performance date.

675
00:39:40.960 --> 00:39:45.840
Isn't isn't her husband or fiance one of the judges.

676
00:39:46.440 --> 00:39:50.239
He's one of the organizers of the World Breakdance Organization.

677
00:39:52.639 --> 00:39:57.280
Okay, Yes, countless conspiracies everywhere. I can't even keep up

678
00:39:57.280 --> 00:39:57.920
with them anymore.

679
00:39:58.960 --> 00:40:01.719
No, but I believe that's like, that's how they think

680
00:40:01.800 --> 00:40:09.119
she got in is because he voted for her. Like

681
00:40:10.039 --> 00:40:16.239
there's not one other breakdancer in Australia, Like, not one. I,

682
00:40:16.360 --> 00:40:20.000
honest to God, feel like you really could just you know,

683
00:40:21.360 --> 00:40:24.880
spit in any direction on the entire continent of Australia

684
00:40:24.920 --> 00:40:27.360
and find a better representation of breakdancing.

685
00:40:28.239 --> 00:40:30.960
Yes. Absolutely. Did any of you watch any of the

686
00:40:31.000 --> 00:40:38.800
Para Olympics, Yes, okay, so the Para Olympic breakdancers phenomenal. Absolutely, No,

687
00:40:38.840 --> 00:40:39.920
they were amazing.

688
00:40:40.920 --> 00:40:43.199
Okay. To be fair, this is one of the areas

689
00:40:43.199 --> 00:40:46.119
where the Para Olympians might have an unfair advantage over

690
00:40:47.440 --> 00:40:51.880
regular athletes because it's a lot easier to spin her

691
00:40:51.920 --> 00:40:54.280
ound like a top if you don't have any arms

692
00:40:54.400 --> 00:40:58.400
or legs. This is one of those events where I,

693
00:40:58.480 --> 00:41:01.719
honest to God feel like the Parent Olympians should have

694
00:41:01.719 --> 00:41:05.559
been in the regular breakdancing and the and the quote

695
00:41:05.639 --> 00:41:08.400
unquote regular breakdancers should have been in the Parent Olympics

696
00:41:08.400 --> 00:41:11.360
because they would have an unfair uh or they'd be

697
00:41:11.679 --> 00:41:17.519
disadvantaged by having all four arms of legs. And this

698
00:41:17.559 --> 00:41:20.480
is why we usually keep this conversation on our Patreon

699
00:41:20.559 --> 00:41:21.440
behind a paywall.

700
00:41:23.960 --> 00:41:31.519
I'll see you on the cancel side of the internet. Yeah,

701
00:41:30.840 --> 00:41:35.039
but that's exactly what was my thought. I'm like, ah,

702
00:41:35.199 --> 00:41:38.199
it's kind of easy to do the most if you

703
00:41:38.440 --> 00:41:39.800
don't have the extra weight.

704
00:41:40.239 --> 00:41:44.480
Yeah, even if you have to have somebody come out

705
00:41:44.480 --> 00:41:47.360
and spin you, wrap the string around you and pull

706
00:41:47.440 --> 00:41:48.480
up real hard.

707
00:41:48.800 --> 00:41:51.400
Break dancing doubles. I would watch that all day long.

708
00:41:51.840 --> 00:41:55.159
Look, these are the things that that we discussed with

709
00:41:55.400 --> 00:41:58.360
the Olympics and the Parent Olympics like it's Look, it

710
00:41:58.440 --> 00:42:04.159
is an actual disadvantce for that guy from was it Brazil?

711
00:42:04.239 --> 00:42:04.599
Brazil?

712
00:42:06.760 --> 00:42:10.119
And then also also the Chinese swimmer whose name is Guou,

713
00:42:10.719 --> 00:42:13.840
who has no arms yet he's doing swimming events, and

714
00:42:13.880 --> 00:42:17.400
in order for him to win, he can't just reach

715
00:42:17.440 --> 00:42:20.639
out and touch the wall. He has to headbutt it,

716
00:42:21.280 --> 00:42:24.079
which is completely unfair because he ends up in second

717
00:42:24.079 --> 00:42:26.760
place because he doesn't have any arms. The guy that

718
00:42:26.880 --> 00:42:28.800
lay next to him doesn't have any legs, but he

719
00:42:28.880 --> 00:42:31.719
has arms, so he can reach out and touch the wall.

720
00:42:31.840 --> 00:42:33.320
That's something. Yeah, he lost by a hand.

721
00:42:34.000 --> 00:42:38.719
You mother, you just couldn't let it go, could you?

722
00:42:39.519 --> 00:42:40.320
He did?

723
00:42:40.559 --> 00:42:40.920
You?

724
00:42:40.920 --> 00:42:43.360
You are not happy unless all four of our little

725
00:42:43.400 --> 00:42:46.719
boxed heads here have a cancel stamp across all of it.

726
00:42:48.239 --> 00:42:49.679
I appreciate the team effort.

727
00:42:52.079 --> 00:42:53.920
I was gonna say, the other guy lost by a nose.

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They're all sponsored by Head and Shoulders.

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There you go.

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733
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I think I'm just gonna turn us all in myself,

734
00:43:13.719 --> 00:43:17.639
just rip the bandaid off, which I can do because.

735
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I never.

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746
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747
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Well, I mean the reality of it is is that

748
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plumbing is unfortunately a need and not so much a want. Yes,

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it has nowhere to go, we'll come back in the house.

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And at that point in time, it's no longer a want,

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it's a need, and that sort of thing can't wait.

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have the best response time.

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And in a natural segue from UH cucumber sex with

773
00:45:22.400 --> 00:45:28.039
a Nissan to UH Brooks Plumbing laying pipe. Now back

774
00:45:28.199 --> 00:45:32.079
to the cucumber thing briefly before we get into the

775
00:45:32.079 --> 00:45:35.440
final thing today and this extra long episode feeling like

776
00:45:35.519 --> 00:45:40.719
of the treothon ad is Raj. What was the question

777
00:45:40.800 --> 00:45:44.320
you had about the guy screwing the Nissan and the cucumber?

778
00:45:45.719 --> 00:45:47.039
What was the question that I had?

779
00:45:47.320 --> 00:45:49.760
Yeah, was you were wondering what type of Nissan.

780
00:45:50.280 --> 00:45:51.920
I think it was a Nissan rogue.

781
00:45:52.320 --> 00:45:56.639
Okay, you know what, let's just let's just remove all doubt.

782
00:45:56.639 --> 00:45:58.199
I'll just watch the damn video.

783
00:46:00.000 --> 00:46:06.360
You're not ready, you're not just letting you know, don't

784
00:46:06.360 --> 00:46:08.480
play it for Okay, here we got.

785
00:46:08.719 --> 00:46:11.079
I don't think anyone's ever ready to watch a video

786
00:46:11.159 --> 00:46:13.840
where a man pleasures himself with a cucumber attached to

787
00:46:13.880 --> 00:46:16.199
a Nissan. So I'm just gonna jump in.

788
00:46:17.199 --> 00:46:20.239
Okay, So is he all right?

789
00:46:20.320 --> 00:46:24.079
So there's an establishing shot. It's a security camera looking

790
00:46:24.760 --> 00:46:30.159
on some stairs parking spot with a silver Nissan parked

791
00:46:30.199 --> 00:46:34.280
in the parking spot. It's a man in a blue

792
00:46:34.360 --> 00:46:39.239
shirt and a cigarette. He's got a bucket and he's

793
00:46:39.280 --> 00:46:46.519
walking towards the car. Now blue shirt, jeans, and he

794
00:46:46.599 --> 00:46:49.000
takes a cucumber. So this is where I'm actually very

795
00:46:49.039 --> 00:46:52.199
grateful to know that I can't see the front of

796
00:46:52.239 --> 00:46:55.159
the car. I'm only seeing the back end of the car.

797
00:46:56.960 --> 00:46:58.599
The car's only seeing the back end of him.

798
00:47:01.039 --> 00:47:03.880
I feel like the third person in this unnecessary centipede.

799
00:47:06.559 --> 00:47:09.079
So I guess at this point he's got his cucumber

800
00:47:09.119 --> 00:47:11.719
and he's sticking it in the grill of this Nissan, which,

801
00:47:11.760 --> 00:47:13.079
by the way, we don't even know if this is

802
00:47:13.159 --> 00:47:13.639
his car.

803
00:47:14.320 --> 00:47:20.400
It is not his car, Oh god, it's not.

804
00:47:20.920 --> 00:47:23.760
Somehow it seemed it seemed like it would have been

805
00:47:23.800 --> 00:47:26.599
better if it was his car, you know. But whatever.

806
00:47:26.719 --> 00:47:31.360
All right, So he's sticking cucumber in the grill. Okay, Yeah,

807
00:47:31.360 --> 00:47:36.639
he's got his pants down, he's positioning himself. I think

808
00:47:36.639 --> 00:47:40.480
he's still smoking, just being cool about it. Okay, yet

809
00:47:40.559 --> 00:47:42.960
now now he's bobbing up and down on that cucumber

810
00:47:43.400 --> 00:47:47.000
attached to the Nissan. Now he's smoking some more. I'm

811
00:47:47.000 --> 00:47:49.239
really glad they cut that out. I didn't need to

812
00:47:49.239 --> 00:47:52.199
see the entire you know session.

813
00:47:52.679 --> 00:47:55.559
Okay, good, because I do believe they've released a new angle.

814
00:47:56.400 --> 00:47:58.239
I don't want any angles.

815
00:47:58.280 --> 00:47:58.559
I don't.

816
00:47:58.599 --> 00:48:05.719
I don't want the undercarriage gold Google, let go, no,

817
00:48:05.840 --> 00:48:06.320
thank you.

818
00:48:08.239 --> 00:48:11.599
Yeah, But I do believe there is another angle that

819
00:48:11.599 --> 00:48:13.960
they because I think they arrested the guy for.

820
00:48:14.320 --> 00:48:14.480
Don't.

821
00:48:14.480 --> 00:48:15.519
I don't know what the crime is.

822
00:48:20.119 --> 00:48:22.480
You know what, if you don't have one yet, hold

823
00:48:22.559 --> 00:48:26.920
him until you can create one. But please God, do

824
00:48:27.039 --> 00:48:28.639
not let this man out in public again.

825
00:48:29.039 --> 00:48:31.320
But I think he also wants to go back to jail.

826
00:48:31.800 --> 00:48:35.639
I think that's by what he's doing to that poor Nissan,

827
00:48:37.320 --> 00:48:43.000
a super You know what it is to scissor a

828
00:48:43.039 --> 00:48:43.519
super room?

829
00:48:52.920 --> 00:48:57.360
How hard is it?

830
00:48:57.360 --> 00:48:59.239
As hard as carving a cucumber.

831
00:49:04.960 --> 00:49:06.719
I'm not gonna be able to get cucumbers out of

832
00:49:06.719 --> 00:49:11.400
my brain. I really need this weekend to forget.

833
00:49:13.320 --> 00:49:14.840
Your brain is not the place we seem to have

834
00:49:14.840 --> 00:49:15.960
a problem with cucumbers.

835
00:49:17.119 --> 00:49:20.960
No, that, unfortunately seems accurate. All right, let's have a

836
00:49:21.000 --> 00:49:26.519
nice palette cleanser. What do you say that'd be great? Yeah,

837
00:49:26.719 --> 00:49:28.920
let's do that. Bye. I'm going to share with you

838
00:49:28.960 --> 00:49:33.639
a different video to cleanse our brains of the man

839
00:49:33.800 --> 00:49:38.880
with the cucumber and the Nissan. And I'm going to

840
00:49:38.960 --> 00:49:41.920
show you what I saw earlier this week. The audio

841
00:49:42.079 --> 00:49:44.400
is just like a bad song. Don't know why, but

842
00:49:44.519 --> 00:49:49.719
this is fort Worth Police in a chase earlier this

843
00:49:49.800 --> 00:49:53.199
week where they needed to arrest a man and they

844
00:49:53.239 --> 00:49:56.280
needed to do so quickly, and they did it. They

845
00:49:56.320 --> 00:50:00.000
did it good. So you have a dash cam foot

846
00:50:00.760 --> 00:50:04.400
of a fort Worth police car tahoe behind another fort

847
00:50:04.400 --> 00:50:07.400
Worth Police tahoe chasing a vehicle and the man, the

848
00:50:07.440 --> 00:50:14.039
suspect you see them see in between these two trees

849
00:50:14.599 --> 00:50:17.880
m hm. So you've got the suspect who gets out

850
00:50:17.880 --> 00:50:20.199
of his vehicle and he kind of does the bow

851
00:50:20.280 --> 00:50:22.079
up thing like he's gonna put his dukes up, ready

852
00:50:22.119 --> 00:50:24.840
to ready to fight the officer. Well, here's this is

853
00:50:24.880 --> 00:50:29.320
not this police officer's first day arresting people, and he's

854
00:50:29.360 --> 00:50:31.280
not gonna do the old school thing and just stop

855
00:50:31.320 --> 00:50:33.840
and put his dukes up. No, he's gonna he's gonna

856
00:50:33.840 --> 00:50:36.719
take the upper hand and tackle this man like he's

857
00:50:36.719 --> 00:50:41.519
in a game of Matt. So the suspect is standing

858
00:50:41.519 --> 00:50:44.000
in front of the officer. The officer exits his vehicle

859
00:50:44.159 --> 00:50:49.599
and doesn't even hesitate on a line running a forty

860
00:50:49.639 --> 00:50:53.599
on what appears to be a four to six. Bam

861
00:50:53.880 --> 00:50:58.320
broh Yeah, and the other officers join in the fun.

862
00:50:58.400 --> 00:51:00.719
They jump on top and get the man in cuff.

863
00:51:00.719 --> 00:51:04.000
And I'm gonna play this for you again. It's kind

864
00:51:04.000 --> 00:51:05.840
of hard to see it, but just look a little

865
00:51:05.880 --> 00:51:09.719
more closely in between the trees. When the officer makes

866
00:51:09.760 --> 00:51:14.360
this textbook form tackle, he hits the suspect so hard

867
00:51:14.639 --> 00:51:17.039
the suspects hat pops off.

868
00:51:18.360 --> 00:51:18.639
Seet.

869
00:51:18.639 --> 00:51:24.000
There goes what more time?

870
00:51:25.760 --> 00:51:26.199
I am?

871
00:51:26.280 --> 00:51:27.000
There goes the hat.

872
00:51:31.639 --> 00:51:34.000
Now here's what you go ahead.

873
00:51:34.079 --> 00:51:36.639
No, but when you know, like, that's what makes me

874
00:51:36.760 --> 00:51:40.840
laugh is people getting hurt. Yeah, thank you.

875
00:51:40.320 --> 00:51:43.199
You're very welcome. Ry. That's why I saved this video

876
00:51:43.320 --> 00:51:46.559
for you for today, specifically because I know that you

877
00:51:46.800 --> 00:51:49.480
absolutely love watching people get hurt.

878
00:51:50.079 --> 00:51:50.400
And.

879
00:51:52.239 --> 00:51:57.159
It reminded me of another officer involved tackling. To me,

880
00:51:57.280 --> 00:52:01.280
this is a classic, but in this one, the officer

881
00:52:01.320 --> 00:52:03.440
doesn't do the tackling. He lets his taser do it

882
00:52:03.480 --> 00:52:05.679
for him. So tell me if you guys remember this

883
00:52:05.760 --> 00:52:12.320
classic of the man exiting a vehicle running while taking

884
00:52:12.360 --> 00:52:28.920
a sip of beer and getting taste. That is a classic.

885
00:52:29.000 --> 00:52:32.519
That is an all timer. It never gets old. And

886
00:52:32.679 --> 00:52:35.760
I still don't know what the hell he's wearing. But

887
00:52:35.880 --> 00:52:41.760
it's like a blue polo. It's out of the vehicle,

888
00:52:42.000 --> 00:52:43.679
which by the way, looks like a mini van or

889
00:52:43.679 --> 00:52:47.159
a station wagon. He's wearing like a sea foam green polo,

890
00:52:49.599 --> 00:52:53.440
red shorts, and I think, and I think a Burger

891
00:52:53.519 --> 00:52:54.159
king hat.

892
00:52:54.280 --> 00:52:56.159
For the purposes of this story, we need to say

893
00:52:56.159 --> 00:53:00.239
that was a Nissan rogue.

894
00:53:02.800 --> 00:53:08.760
Yeah, so this man jumps out of his newly molested

895
00:53:08.880 --> 00:53:12.920
Nissan rogue and, knowing what he's done earlier, the officer's like, well,

896
00:53:12.960 --> 00:53:15.920
I'm not touching that guy. I'll I'll let the electric

897
00:53:16.719 --> 00:53:20.320
I'll let the stun gun do it for me. Now,

898
00:53:22.360 --> 00:53:25.639
running while chugging a beer away from a cop while

899
00:53:25.719 --> 00:53:27.800
wearing a what I'm going to just say is a

900
00:53:27.840 --> 00:53:33.000
Burger king king hat, and when when the taser electrodes

901
00:53:33.079 --> 00:53:40.159
hit him, it's just a magnificent face plant into the yard,

902
00:53:40.239 --> 00:53:42.480
probably one of the most magnificent face plants I have

903
00:53:42.559 --> 00:53:53.480
ever seen to this day. And he just locks right

904
00:53:53.599 --> 00:53:58.360
up into like a long, pale white cylinder and lands

905
00:53:58.480 --> 00:54:01.239
safely face first into the yard.

906
00:54:01.679 --> 00:54:11.519
Yeah, we called it that the Texas State forty. That's

907
00:54:11.519 --> 00:54:12.480
how we get into school.

908
00:54:15.679 --> 00:54:16.800
It's part of the initiation.

909
00:54:18.320 --> 00:54:19.719
I don't think he spilled his beer.

910
00:54:25.440 --> 00:54:31.679
Valedictorian right there, That's why he's wearing the crown. He

911
00:54:31.719 --> 00:54:33.159
was valedictorian at Texas State.

912
00:54:33.280 --> 00:54:35.400
Makes sense. He's the Burger King of.

913
00:54:38.599 --> 00:54:38.920
All right.

914
00:54:38.920 --> 00:54:40.960
Thanks for hanging out with us inside the Treehouse. Be

915
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sure to check out all things Treehouse at Treehouse on

916
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917
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