Jan. 13, 2025

Mr. Clean and Ms. Dookie | Monday 01.13.25

Mr. Clean and Ms. Dookie | Monday 01.13.25

Happy Monday everyone.  We start off today talking about a serial buttslapper terrorizing a community, then we discuss the horrible California fires and how news anchors need to look good even while covering a tragedy, the crime duo of Mr. Clean and...

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Happy Monday everyone. We start off today talking about a serial buttslapper terrorizing a community, then we discuss the horrible California fires and how news anchors need to look good even while covering a tragedy, the crime duo of Mr. Clean and Ms. Dookie is terrorizing Florida, and Toto got out of Africa and is making toilets. But first, Birthdays!

LINKS:

Police searching for man accused of groping women along Denver metro trails

LA fires could be 'costliest' natural disaster in US history – DW – 01/10/2025

Florida woman relieves herself on Family Dollar store floor as man steals $500 of cleaning products: PCSO | FOX 13 Tampa Bay

Toto set to triple US showroom network - Inside Retail US


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It is time to believe your worries outside and laugh with

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us inside the tree bus. I'm Daniel Mallley, along with

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Trey Trenholm and our very own Jerry Caldwell. On Monday,

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January thirteenth, twenty twenty five. Look, I realized there are

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a lot of really bad things going on right now.

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You know, the winter storm just hit a good chunk

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of the United States. Wildfires are going crazy in southern California.

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But that's not all.

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There's something else we have to be worried about. There's

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a Cereal butt slapper in Denver. You know, just when

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you think things can't get any worse, Cereal butt slapper

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in Denver. Police are asking the public to help identify him.

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A woman in the Denver suburb of Lakewood I've been there,

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was out jogging on New Year's Day when he drove

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up behind her on an e bike and slapped her butt.

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I don't know why. That seems to make it worse.

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The fact that he's on an electrical bike kind of

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a thing.

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That just seems to make it worse. The whole thing's bad.

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If he's caught, he's going to face charges that may

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include sexual assault, rightfully so, but still it's a funny headline.

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Horrible thing, funny headline, but somehow it makes it more

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insulting that he's on an electrical bike as supposed like

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like if it's a Harley, Okay, that makes sense.

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So give us your your vehicles that you would you

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would deem it acceptable.

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Oh it's all vehicles are unacceptable. There are just some

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that make it worse.

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Which which ones to make it better?

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Like like a bicycle or Harley a skateboard?

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Uh no, no, I no, I wouldn't think getting your

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ass slab by somebody riding by on a skateboard would be.

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Again, they're all bad.

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Whatever mode of transportation someone uses to do a drive

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by butt slap, they're all bad. I do think there

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are degrees. There are varying degrees of worse, and I

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do think getting drive by butt slap by someone on

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an e bike is worse than if it happened from someone,

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say on a hog on a on a Harley Davidson.

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I don't know why. I don't know why. If I'm

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going to be slapped on the butt by by a

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passer by, I'd rather it be someone driving a manly

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Harley Davidson than a than a hippie e bike. But

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I've really kind of dug myself into a hole and

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backed myself into a corner here, and it's written all

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over Trey's face how happy he is about that. I

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don't know what to do about it, but I still.

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Feel that way despite my embarrassment, and I'm gonna, you

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know what, I'm just gonna lean into it. Skateboard I

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would not be happy with if someone was on roller

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skates and rolled by and on the butt. I'm I'm

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not sure where I fall on that one. If that

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would be more complimentary or more a salty.

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I would think something that was capable of going faster

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would be more salty. You know, if you're on an

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e biker going buying his smack, you know, or skates,

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skateboard whatever, you're on a Harley, Yeah, I think everybode

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that cooler.

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It's like, you know, it's.

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Like if you're gonna get if you're gonna get slapped

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on the butt by somebody, It's like, would you rather

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be by a Hell's Angel or by a thong wearing

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neon clad individual in Malibu?

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So? Is this is this some role playing deal? Like

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where you know Tara dresses in leather before she pegs you.

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Oh my god, get off the pegging. It never happened.

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That's your job.

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I've known you for twenty years and this is how

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you're all right.

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Put yourself in the shoes of a jogger, okay, and

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you're jogging and you're minding your own business. You're exercising,

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maybe listening to the treehouse while you run around town

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and get your exercise in, get your steps in, and

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then out of nowhere someone comes along on a vehicle

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of some sort and smacks you on the ass. It's bad, right,

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it's bad. But uh, would it somehow make it less

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bad on a certain vehicle for you?

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No? Uhhems. This seems to be you're you're you're laying

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No no, no, no, no no.

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There's no backing out of an answer to my question.

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You have to answer it.

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It's all bad, Dan, Jerry, what about you?

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You don't.

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I'm still stuck on the thing with the inertia. If

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it's a vehicle that's going faster, more powerful, and you

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get smacked somebody on a Harley going forty as opposed

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to somebody riding by on a bike and say fifteen

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miles an hour on skates. I would definitely say that

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that Harley would be worse.

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But it's all bad Dan.

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Dan, our assless chaps involved in this scenario with you.

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No, this is this is purely a hypothetically. Quit dressing

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me up.

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Sorry, Tray, I've done it a thousand times.

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Dressed Anne up.

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Yeah, I used to sit behind him all the time.

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You never dressed me. Stop Stop making things.

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Up with what went on in the office after I left.

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A lot of things, Dray, most of which I can't

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talk about.

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At Treehouse on Air, at Treehouse on Air, across all

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the major social media platforms. That's at Treehouse on Air,

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and that includes TikTok while it's still around.

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Not sure how much longer that will actually last, but

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we'll see. We're watching it.

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We're keeping an eye on it, not from a journalistic

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standpoint but mainly from a self promotional point of view.

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So we'll let you know, but yes, I am Dan

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along with Trey Jerry back inside the treehouse. Now real

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quick on the TikTok thing tray, since you're a TikTok expert.

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Last thing I saw was that TikTok announced that they're

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planning on ceasing operations in the United States. On January nineteenth,

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the Supreme Court was supposed to hear something, but not

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sure if it was ever if it was actually going

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to do that or kick it back and say now

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we're not going to I know one of the guys

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from Shark Tank said he was.

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In talks to try to buy it with somebody else.

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So Supreme Court did hear arguments on Friday, and Kevin

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O'Leary Kevin o leary's actually been talking about buying TikTok

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for a while, but he says he's got capital together

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and so no one knows if TikTok is then you know,

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this is a negotiating deal of him saying, fine, we're

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gonna shut it or what's gonna happen. I'm I can't

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imagine they're gonna just shut it down when but I

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can't imagine they're going to really let this go through.

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I'm with you, there seems to be too much money

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involved for it to just go away entirely.

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But then we have our twa Attorney General of Texas,

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Ken Paxton, who also filed suit again TikTok on Friday

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for exposing minors to pornographic or I forgot what the

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word is of, you know content dude has that does it? No?

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Nothing pornographic, There's always innuendo. Actually, TikTok uh is actually

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stricter on that than probably Instagram.

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But Ken Paxton sure does love to sue.

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I think he's been one of the most active attorneys

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general I've ever heard of.

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Yeah, on both on as a as a plaintiff and

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a defendant.

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Really he really is. He really is the whole package,

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isn't it.

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Yeah, that's right. Is a legal jar nut.

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Like a juggernut.

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But yeah, so yeah, So I think that the deadline

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on that is the nineteenth, and I'm curious to see

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what happens there. But I did mention at the beginning

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to show all the bad things that are happening right now.

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The devastating wildfires have that have hit Los Angeles and

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other parts of southern California, I've been watching this stuff,

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you know, for the last close to a week now,

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and I saw that this could end up being the

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costliest natural disaster in United States history. Economic losses stemming

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from the fires in southern California could be fifty billion dollars.

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Insured losses from the event could exceed twenty billion dollars.

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I mean, it's it's it's massive, it's awful, it's terrible, and.

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But we're right now at a point in time though

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pretty much ever disaster is the costliest one, just as

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real estate and cost of goods keep going up, then

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it makes everything the costliest. But the wildfire in California

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is just devastating, I mean it.

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And one of the reasons that it is is partly

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because of the value of everything in that area. So

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I don't want it to get lost on people that

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A lot of the attention of the La wildfire is

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on Hollywood, the celebrities homes and things like that. James

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Woods lost his home, Mel Gibson has lost his home,

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a number of others. Steve Gutenberg is on TV trying

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to tell people to help to leave their keys in

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the car so they can move them for the fire fighters.

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Responding to fires. But there's also quote unquote regular people

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that are affected by this. This is not all Hollywood stuff.

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There are people in apartment homes and all these other

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things that are also getting demolished, devastated and reduced to

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literal ashes, and their lives are destroyed. So keep that

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in mind whenever you're looking at the fires. Don't get,

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you know, focused on one little aspect of it.

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That's a huge story.

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But part of the other thing that I've noticed about

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this is when you have a massive story like this

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on location, it's happening in an area, that means everyone's

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going to descend upon this area, and that includes TV people,

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the TV reporters, the anchors, especially when the anchor people

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leave their leave their anchor desk and now they're going

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to go on scene and embed themselves with the firefighters.

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And this is not a new thing. This has happened

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for decades. I remember watching the Gulf War and Dan

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Rather and Tom Brokaw pulling out what looked to be

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their fly fishing vests to go report on the war

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in Iraq. Well, I guess because they wanted to blend

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in with the hotel wall they were reporting from.

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Well, never forget the first Gulf War. Is what puts

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CNN on the map is Peter Rneck and Wolf Blitzer

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and I can't remember who the third person was, but

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it was their reporting from Baghdad like live as the

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bombs were starting to fall that all of a sudden

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CNN because then see all the networks are carrying CNN.

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That's really what I mean. It had been around for

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about ten years, but that's what launched CNN as a

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major news network.

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And it's fascinating to me to see all the news

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personalities that will descend upon an area of massive news proportions.

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And then they and then they had to dress the part.

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So you've because I remember like Dan Rather wearing like

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army fatigues at reporting from Vietnam, the fishing jackets because

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they were tan colored or sand colored from the Gulf War.

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And now because of the fires in Los Angeles, you

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have all these TV journalists dressing like firefighters, one of

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which is David Meir from ABC News. David Meir from

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ABC News, he does is it the nightly news on

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what's the late ABC?

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Whatever? He does World News tonight, World News Tonight. That's

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he is their chief News course, chief news guy.

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He is their main dude when it comes to reporting

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news on ABC and so much so that you got

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to make sure when you're there on location, you got

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to look the part, right, So David Mihir made sure

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to go to ABC News wardrobe and make sure he

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was able to acquire.

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His own firefighting fit. And this is silly for two reasons.

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One because he kind of looks like this is an

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absolute fire fighter's jacket that he is wearing on TV,

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and he's not anywhere near a fire most of the time.

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So he's basically got to he's got a cosplay wildfire

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fighter on TV. That's how serious and important it is

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when you relay the information to people at home. But

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the thing is is those fire jackets are not very

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form fitting. They're kind of baggy, right, So David Muir

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on ABC News when he turns to show devastation behind

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him on TV doing a live report, the clothes pins

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on the back of his jacket were exposed. Because look,

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just because you're reporting on death and devastation in southern

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California with the wildfires, doesn't mean you can't still have

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that sexy v shape when you're on TV.

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Wow.

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And if you've ever seen David Muir, you you could

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tell he's a man who spends a lot of time

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in the gym.

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He does, he works out, and I understand, I understand

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wanting to look the part, right, Like you spend all

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that time in the gym, you want people to notice it,

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and people can't notice it if you're wearing a big, bulky,

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unflattering yellow wildfire fighter jacket.

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So that's what the uncanny valley was. He's wearing a

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firefighter jacket, but it's fitted.

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Yeah, that's why you notice on his jacket it actually

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the photo I'm showing you.

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It does say and it's embroidered on there.

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ABC News. So it's not like he ran down to

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the goodwill and just pick this up, you know, on

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a whim. This is in this is this is in

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his closet waiting for this moment right an ABC News.

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When they paid for this set of something better Catch

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on Fire, we got us in, David, I have to

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wear this damn thing that we paid for.

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But here's the difference.

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He's probably CUsing Ted Copple was a fattest.

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That's right. It was probably Ted Copples. I think it

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is kind of an older logo. You're right, it was

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probably Ted Copples jacket that he never wore, but it

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was fitted for him and David mehr is actually in shape,

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so he had to close pin it to make himself

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look good.

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So if you're David Mehir from ABC News, you're looking

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pretty good. You got your fire jacking on and it

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says ABC News on it. On the other hand, if

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you're just some random reporter working for NBC Nightly News,

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you may not have access to the same threads. So

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in which case, you just go to whatever store you

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can find nearby that has yellow button down shirts that

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you wear over your black undershirt and now you kind

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of look like a smoke jumper on TV. I don't

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know who that reporter is, but he is absolutely And

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I love the quote that my buddy Brian here used.

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And then there's this twat cause playing Wildland firefighter on

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BC Nightly News.

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TV people just such a swell bunch, you know.

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They have such a good sense of humor about things.

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Ah, enough with the serious stuff.

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Let's get back to Uh, let's get back to some

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good old fashioned stupid. And I don't know if there's

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much stupider stories in the news right now than this one.

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Thank you Trey for sending this to us inside the Treehouse.

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Police in Florida are looking for a woman who pooped

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on the floor of a family dollar store.

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But that's not all she did it.

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She did it allegedly to distract the staff while a

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man stole around five hundred dollars in cleaning supplies.

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Along with her stools. They're still on the loose. And

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I'd like to point out five hundred dollars in cleaning

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supplies from a family dollar store is a lot of

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cleaning supplies. That's a big heist.

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To distract from it, she does one of the grossest things,

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one of the least cleanly sanitary things you can do.

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But honestly, if you walked into a family Dollar store

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and you saw a lady taking it on the floor,

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would you really be surprised?

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Nah, I wouldn't.

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I mean, if I work there, I can understand using

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it as a distracting tactic, and it you know, it's

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somewhat worked because they both still got away, and the

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dude got away with the cleaning supplies. Although now that

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I think about it, it's really rude to take it

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in the Family Dollar so your boyfriend can steal cleaning supplies,

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meaning there's no cleaning supplies left in the store for

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them to clean.

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Up your.

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That's pretty terrible there is that.

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Someday they probably had to walk next door to Dollar

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General and buy some cleaning supplies. M hm.

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Oh, and you know that's embarrassing.

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Oh, they're probably across the street and looking at the left.

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At the left they're looking at looking at that store.

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Then on the right there's ninety nine cents. Only we

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can't slum it. Now, it's we'll go to We'll go

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to the dollar. Yeah. Police in uh County, Florida, are

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looking for a man and a woman who stole around

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five hundred dollars worth of cleaning supplies from a Family

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Dollar store last month. Uh.

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And obviously it's the employees who really needed those cleaning supplies,

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because the man was collecting the supplies and a cart

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and wheeling them out, and then the woman distracted the

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staff by pooping right on the floor of the store.

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That's all the details we have so far.

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As if that's not enough, police are referring to them

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as mister Clean and miss Dookie.

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Wow.

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I can't wait for the Netflix documentaries.

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I can't wait for them to catch her and find

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out what her prison nickname is gonna be.

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Trey Trenholm and Jerry Caldwell on Monday January thirteenth, twenty

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twenty five. Speaking of twenty twenty five. I'm not sure,

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but it is possible that twenty twenty five might be

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a very exciting year for everyone. But I've got an

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interesting question slash riddle for you to for you to ponder, gentlemen, Okay.

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You ready.

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If something is full of can it be smart? If

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something is full of can it be smart? Don't twist

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your brain into morenots on it.

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Just you know you're calling it an it so to

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have to not be a person. So we're talking about

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a smart toilet. Perhaps, Jerry, you're a damn genius. That's

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exactly what this is. Twenty twenty five may be the

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year of the smart toilet.

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Oh boy.

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Japanese toilet and bedet toilet seat maker Toto Okay, the

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company's name is Toto. Japanese toilet and bidet toilet seat

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maker Toto is setting its sights on conquering the American market,

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promising to triple its showrooms in the United States from

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one hundred to three hundred across sixty three cities by

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the end of next year.

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That's according to the company's CEO.

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In other news, there are one hundred toilet showrooms in

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the United States and various cities and I've yet to

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see one, But i have to admit I'm a little curious,

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and I've seen the Tesla stores at the malls here

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and there, but I've not seen the toilet store. Toto

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brought the bidet to the masses in Japan in nineteen

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eighty when it created the washlet that's a bidet toilet

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seat attachment. The company now boasts sixty million washlets. They

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currently cost around three hundred and fifty bucks. Sixty million

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washlets in use worldwide. It also offers a range of

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high tech smart toilets that cost anywhere from six thousand

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dollars to over twenty two thousand dollars for a toilet,

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sorry for a smart toilet, So for six thousand to

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twenty two thousand dollars or more than twenty two thousand dollars,

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what do they do? Already spread wide in Japan and

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other Asian markets, Toto toilets use less water and offer

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features that other boring dumb toilets could only dream of,

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such as flushing systems that blast off streaks on the

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bowl nice not just regular beiday streams, but oscillating the

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day's streams. It's kind of the other day when we

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were talking about the story where doctors had said it's

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important for you not to spend more than ten minutes

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on the toilet at a time, and that means they're

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going to have to put some sort of you know,

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timer on these toilets, because if you're having an oscillating

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beidat system, I mean, that's gonna be at least what

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fifteen twenty minutes if you're getting a button.

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Massage like that. Oh and these smart toilets also come

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with memory settings for different users.

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Excellent, which I'm happy, which I got happy they made

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it out of Africa.

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Sorry, no, I was trying to come up with one too, Toto.

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They've come a long way since Afriga.

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And here's the big picture.

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Toto the smart toilet manufacturer, who, as Tray very keenly

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pointed out, has made it out of Africa. Toto the

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toilet manufacturer has backed off growth efforts in China after

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years of falling sales, which it attributes to a slowing

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real estate market. The company thinks it can instead tap

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the US market and ride the pandemic wave of the

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day obsession. I for one, can't wait to see the

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total toilet store at the mall next to Neemon Markets

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or are they going to do licensing deals with these

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because we talked last year about how luxury manufacturers or

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luxury brands are doing residential real estate now. So there's

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places like the Louis Vatan building that are apartments and

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condos and things. There's one I saw last week in Florida.

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It's the Porsche build, but it's sinky that's falling it.

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But yeah, I mean a smart toilet, memory settings, uh,

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streak washing, oscillating bidets.

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It's Trey.

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You're our Star Trek expert.

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Was there anything like that on Star Trek, either the

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original or the next generation?

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You know that that's something they never really covered.

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Yes, they never talked about the bathrooms.

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Yeah, I don't know. Will they do the luxury market

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or will they go like the Spirits, you know deal

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and just take over empty real estate.

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Oh that's a good idea, because like Spirit Halloween will

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take over a failed retail.

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Businesses and open up shop. That's not a bad idea.

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So maybe there'll be a nice Toto smart toilet bidet

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store where Forever twenty one used to be.

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I just now realize I read this in the last second,

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inside the Treehouse. Today is my day, January thirteenth, twenty

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twenty five, so let's celebrate.

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With some birthdays. It's actually a decent birthday day.

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The thing that I love about birthdays is we get

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some of the most random content that we ever get

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on this show out of birthdays. One of the things

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I hate about birthdays is if you have a slow

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birthday day.

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Today is not one of those days.

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Thankfully, starting off, Natalia Dyer turns thirty today. Natalia Dyer

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turns thirty. Trey, you and I know her best as

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Nancy Wheeler on Stranger Things. Okay, so the Mike's older sister.

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I'm gonna use this as a real big segue here, Trey. Okay,

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this is what I mean by random content during birthday.

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So here's what we're gonna do. So Natalia Dyer's birthday

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is today. She's Nancy Wheeler on Stranger Things and she's thirty.

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She's thirty years old and plays a high school student

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in Stranger Things. Right, but did you ever look at

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her and think there's no Did you ever think it

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wasn't believable that she could.

474
00:30:02.359 --> 00:30:03.880
Be a senior in high school?

475
00:30:05.680 --> 00:30:07.240
No? Not really, not really?

476
00:30:07.319 --> 00:30:09.920
Right now, this is not a new thing. Hollywood has

477
00:30:09.960 --> 00:30:13.400
done this forever. They'll take older actresses and put them

478
00:30:13.400 --> 00:30:16.400
in younger roles, just maybe because they're just better actresses.

479
00:30:16.599 --> 00:30:18.599
One of the best examples I can give in one

480
00:30:18.599 --> 00:30:24.160
of the is from Beverly Hills nine oh two one zero,

481
00:30:24.960 --> 00:30:29.920
the actress that played Andrea, the curly haired newspaper manager.

482
00:30:29.599 --> 00:30:32.759
Which, oddly enough, so is Italia. So is Nancy Wheeler

483
00:30:32.799 --> 00:30:33.480
and Stranger Things.

484
00:30:33.960 --> 00:30:36.640
She was like thirty years old as well, playing a

485
00:30:36.720 --> 00:30:41.559
high school student. Okay, here's my big segue from one

486
00:30:41.599 --> 00:30:47.200
thing to another using old actresses playing young parts. The

487
00:30:47.200 --> 00:30:51.480
TV show You Love Right Now land Man, Yes, Billy

488
00:30:51.559 --> 00:30:55.039
Bob Thornton, and the relationship he has with his TV

489
00:30:55.119 --> 00:30:59.160
show daughter. I don't know her name, but Tara and

490
00:30:59.200 --> 00:31:01.559
I watched the first episode the other night at your.

491
00:31:01.440 --> 00:31:03.079
Suggestion, how'd you like it?

492
00:31:04.359 --> 00:31:07.240
Trey, I gotta admit, I've really got to admit to you,

493
00:31:07.319 --> 00:31:14.960
it's really stupid. Really, it's so stupid. Now here's the thing.

494
00:31:15.400 --> 00:31:17.240
Most of the Lambman stuff I was on board with,

495
00:31:17.319 --> 00:31:21.440
and it's not all stupid. Uh, the daughter dynamic thing

496
00:31:21.960 --> 00:31:26.400
that's too much for me to swallow because when he

497
00:31:26.480 --> 00:31:30.559
first picks her up, and Tara knows, I've not been

498
00:31:31.200 --> 00:31:33.160
I've been just shy of obsessed with this. When I

499
00:31:33.200 --> 00:31:35.559
first saw her, it's like there was My first thought was,

500
00:31:35.559 --> 00:31:39.079
there's no way that girl is anywhere near believable seventeen.

501
00:31:40.440 --> 00:31:43.480
And she's not. She's twenty seven. She just didn't look at.

502
00:31:43.440 --> 00:31:49.839
It all, Okay, I never I never got that one.

503
00:31:50.720 --> 00:31:52.079
I did, like, it's the first thing I saw.

504
00:31:52.119 --> 00:31:54.440
I was like, you're you're kidding, But that's just ridiculous.

505
00:31:54.920 --> 00:31:56.279
So I think the casting there was bad.

506
00:31:56.319 --> 00:31:56.720
She doesn't.

507
00:31:56.799 --> 00:31:59.640
It's not believable enough that she'd be high school age.

508
00:31:59.720 --> 00:32:03.240
And the other thing that bothered us was when the

509
00:32:03.319 --> 00:32:06.480
accident happened at the rig where they had the blowout,

510
00:32:07.720 --> 00:32:09.480
and Billy Bob Thornton at the beginning of the second

511
00:32:09.480 --> 00:32:12.519
episode has to go and shut off the valve. So

512
00:32:13.359 --> 00:32:15.160
the chain of events here, and this is not a spoiler,

513
00:32:15.160 --> 00:32:17.200
but they have a blowout at an oil rig right

514
00:32:17.319 --> 00:32:20.119
or at a gas thing whatever. So it's a big explosion.

515
00:32:20.160 --> 00:32:22.079
It's dangerous and it's scary, and it hurts some people.

516
00:32:22.759 --> 00:32:25.359
And then there's first responders on scene, and then in

517
00:32:25.400 --> 00:32:29.119
comes Billy Bob Thornton, the landman. None of the firefighters

518
00:32:29.160 --> 00:32:31.240
on scene or anything try to do anything about the

519
00:32:31.240 --> 00:32:32.400
blowout or shut off a valve.

520
00:32:32.440 --> 00:32:34.240
They don't do anything. So Billy Bob Thornton has to

521
00:32:34.240 --> 00:32:35.640
put on the jack and he goes and does.

522
00:32:35.519 --> 00:32:37.880
It, and then when he does it, he smashes his

523
00:32:37.920 --> 00:32:42.599
finger and then he calls and says, we need a

524
00:32:42.640 --> 00:32:44.279
fire crew out for this explosion.

525
00:32:45.599 --> 00:32:47.079
That should have been the first call.

526
00:32:51.640 --> 00:32:55.079
No, he had to get the gas valve shut.

527
00:32:55.480 --> 00:32:59.680
When he's driving, which it's West Texas driving to this

528
00:32:59.720 --> 00:33:02.000
blow Oh, wow, which is probably an hour away, if

529
00:33:02.039 --> 00:33:05.240
not more, where he gets to call, you know, there's

530
00:33:05.240 --> 00:33:08.720
a blowout call the people that are supposed to come,

531
00:33:08.839 --> 00:33:11.599
you know, shut it off and and and do something

532
00:33:11.599 --> 00:33:12.039
about it.

533
00:33:13.920 --> 00:33:19.680
Well, as you'll figure out throughout the show, and there's

534
00:33:19.720 --> 00:33:23.440
some truth to this of the more they can contain

535
00:33:23.519 --> 00:33:25.920
in house and not get authorities involved, the better off

536
00:33:25.960 --> 00:33:26.319
they are.

537
00:33:30.960 --> 00:33:35.000
All right, I'll, i'll, I'll take your word for it.

538
00:33:35.000 --> 00:33:38.519
It just seems silly when there's a fire to wait

539
00:33:38.559 --> 00:33:40.720
a really long time before you call the people that

540
00:33:40.759 --> 00:33:41.880
are in charge of fighting it.

541
00:33:43.599 --> 00:33:46.160
I mean, there there, I forgot. I can't think of

542
00:33:46.200 --> 00:33:48.960
his last name, for his name is Red. There was

543
00:33:49.599 --> 00:33:54.640
a guy like his whole job was to go into

544
00:33:54.640 --> 00:33:58.319
these oil like because they're too hot for just regular firefighters.

545
00:33:58.519 --> 00:34:00.440
His whole job was to go in and a lot

546
00:34:00.440 --> 00:34:04.039
of times he would use explosives to shut these fires down.

547
00:34:04.599 --> 00:34:10.639
Like So, no, it's amazing the crap you will watch,

548
00:34:11.000 --> 00:34:14.400
But then you're gonna pick apart land man.

549
00:34:14.880 --> 00:34:18.000
Why does the daughter not wear any pants? It's weird.

550
00:34:19.360 --> 00:34:23.480
It's a granted, So here's the thing with.

551
00:34:23.480 --> 00:34:25.320
Her dad not wearing any pants.

552
00:34:25.400 --> 00:34:31.239
Hang on, it's a weird as Ali Larter. As Ali

553
00:34:31.360 --> 00:34:35.639
Larter gets introduced into the show, things with the daughter

554
00:34:35.840 --> 00:34:37.159
make a lot more sense.

555
00:34:37.880 --> 00:34:41.239
Oh yeah, no, I've they've they've they've well established the

556
00:34:41.280 --> 00:34:43.920
fact that there's a really tough family dynamic here that

557
00:34:44.000 --> 00:34:47.000
makes it okay for the daughter to not wear any pants,

558
00:34:47.239 --> 00:34:50.599
barely a shirt and uh and get in bed with

559
00:34:50.639 --> 00:34:54.239
her daddy. The good news is, I know what the

560
00:34:54.239 --> 00:34:55.559
porn parody's gonna look like.

561
00:35:02.199 --> 00:35:06.280
You're listening to the Treehouse. Visit us online at Treehouse

562
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563
00:35:18.239 --> 00:35:24.239
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564
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565
00:35:26.559 --> 00:35:30.079
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566
00:35:30.079 --> 00:35:32.360
can just go to it directly, because if you like

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568
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569
00:35:36.760 --> 00:35:39.480
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570
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channel directly YouTube dot com, slash at Treehouse on Air

571
00:35:43.480 --> 00:35:45.199
or again, you can just click on a link right

572
00:35:45.199 --> 00:35:48.280
there on the website Treehouse on Air dot com to

573
00:35:48.400 --> 00:35:52.360
catch Treehouse TV. Treehouse TV is on YouTube. Very fun,

574
00:35:52.440 --> 00:35:52.960
very nice.

575
00:35:53.000 --> 00:35:56.480
All right, before we get out of the Treehouse for today, Trey,

576
00:35:56.519 --> 00:35:58.199
I'm going to let you choose your own adventure for

577
00:35:58.239 --> 00:36:00.519
the end of the show. Would you would you like

578
00:36:00.840 --> 00:36:05.880
more of a good birthday day birthdays? Or do you

579
00:36:05.920 --> 00:36:08.280
want to revisit the wildfires in LA but.

580
00:36:08.360 --> 00:36:09.760
Focus on the idiots?

581
00:36:10.360 --> 00:36:10.599
Oh?

582
00:36:11.679 --> 00:36:16.440
I know, the temptation to know what the other birthdays

583
00:36:16.440 --> 00:36:20.280
are on a quote good birthday day are versus the

584
00:36:20.360 --> 00:36:25.239
guaranteed hilarity and hijinks from wildfire idiots.

585
00:36:27.840 --> 00:36:29.639
I'm gonna go with birthdays.

586
00:36:30.199 --> 00:36:33.400
Really, i gotta admit I'm a little surprised.

587
00:36:33.519 --> 00:36:41.840
Well, and there's a reason. Okay, number one is too

588
00:36:41.880 --> 00:36:47.320
soon at number two is that list will just grow.

589
00:36:49.119 --> 00:36:51.719
That is true, There'll be plenty. There will be plenty

590
00:36:51.760 --> 00:36:55.280
of meat on that bone to pick tomorrow. Yeah, all right,

591
00:36:55.320 --> 00:36:55.920
that works for me.

592
00:36:57.000 --> 00:37:00.719
Whereas these birthdays today are today you say it's a

593
00:37:00.719 --> 00:37:02.760
good birthday day, So I'm intrigued.

594
00:37:03.000 --> 00:37:05.960
I'm a birthday snob, all right.

595
00:37:06.039 --> 00:37:11.880
So for today, Monday, January thirteenth, twenty twenty five birthdays today,

596
00:37:12.079 --> 00:37:15.079
we so far have only covered one. The actress that

597
00:37:15.079 --> 00:37:17.880
plays Nancy Wheeler on Stranger Things is thirty today.

598
00:37:17.880 --> 00:37:20.360
Her name is Natalia Dyer. Other birthdays.

599
00:37:21.159 --> 00:37:24.880
Liam Hemsworth is thirty five today, He's the younger brother

600
00:37:24.920 --> 00:37:28.519
of Luke and Chris Himsworth. Liam is the one that

601
00:37:28.559 --> 00:37:31.800
played Gail in the Hunger Games movies. He's also taking

602
00:37:31.840 --> 00:37:35.400
over the role of Gerald of Rivia from Henry cavill

603
00:37:35.440 --> 00:37:38.119
in the upcoming fourth season of The Actually I think

604
00:37:38.119 --> 00:37:41.960
that already aired. He took over for Henry cavill in

605
00:37:42.079 --> 00:37:45.320
The Witcher And no offense to Liam Hemsworth. He's a

606
00:37:45.320 --> 00:37:48.360
good actor, but man, I don't know if you ever

607
00:37:48.400 --> 00:37:51.039
want to like follow Henry cavill in anything.

608
00:37:51.519 --> 00:37:57.360
No, And I mean, isn't he also mister Cyrus.

609
00:37:56.519 --> 00:38:01.679
He was that surprisingly shockingly, that relationship he had with

610
00:38:01.719 --> 00:38:05.800
Miley Cyrus did not last. It was just said, we

611
00:38:05.800 --> 00:38:06.760
were all stunned by that.

612
00:38:06.920 --> 00:38:08.559
Yeah, really is a big shock.

613
00:38:08.840 --> 00:38:10.880
We really thought those kids were gonna make it.

614
00:38:13.760 --> 00:38:17.480
So anyway, Lillam Hemsworth he is thirty five today, American

615
00:38:17.960 --> 00:38:21.400
arguably one of the most famous American Idol alums who

616
00:38:21.440 --> 00:38:26.599
never actually made it on the show. William Hung he

617
00:38:26.679 --> 00:38:30.199
is forty two today, never actually made it on the show,

618
00:38:30.320 --> 00:38:33.159
was just in the audition process. Is one of the

619
00:38:33.199 --> 00:38:36.159
most famous people to come out of it still. William

620
00:38:36.239 --> 00:38:42.320
Hung forty two today. Orlando Bloom Turns forty eight. He

621
00:38:42.360 --> 00:38:44.960
played the dashing Will Turner in the Pirates of the

622
00:38:45.000 --> 00:38:49.119
Caribbean movies. He's also the elf Lecoless in the Lord

623
00:38:49.159 --> 00:38:52.559
of the Rings and Hobbit movies. Right now, he's starring

624
00:38:52.639 --> 00:38:56.760
on Amazon's Carnival Row and he speaking of American idol,

625
00:38:56.880 --> 00:38:58.519
is mister Katie Perry.

626
00:38:58.440 --> 00:39:02.519
Yes he is. You know, there's a confession. I have

627
00:39:02.599 --> 00:39:04.920
never seen any of the Pirate Pirates movies.

628
00:39:05.599 --> 00:39:09.920
Really, yeah, I don't know if you'll like them or not,

629
00:39:10.000 --> 00:39:11.800
because they're they're fun.

630
00:39:13.679 --> 00:39:14.119
You know what.

631
00:39:16.559 --> 00:39:18.280
I almost had. I think you will, but I really

632
00:39:18.360 --> 00:39:21.960
have no idea. Yeah, watch one, just watch one, watch

633
00:39:21.960 --> 00:39:26.039
the first one. I mean, it's not mandatory that you

634
00:39:26.039 --> 00:39:28.920
watch them in order or whatever. But have you ever

635
00:39:28.920 --> 00:39:30.400
watched any of the Harry Potter movies?

636
00:39:30.840 --> 00:39:31.679
Oh? All of them?

637
00:39:31.960 --> 00:39:35.199
Okay, so me, I have an issue with the Harry

638
00:39:35.199 --> 00:39:37.599
Potter movies and the Pirates of the Caribbean movies.

639
00:39:37.639 --> 00:39:39.079
What's your issue with Harry Potter.

640
00:39:39.960 --> 00:39:43.159
Look, it's nothing like that. It's not that bad because

641
00:39:43.239 --> 00:39:44.880
I don't know if I've seen them all or not.

642
00:39:45.920 --> 00:39:48.000
Because the Harry Potter movies and the Pirates of the

643
00:39:48.039 --> 00:39:51.079
Caribbean movies would would air on TV so much, and

644
00:39:51.159 --> 00:39:53.880
I would watch one. I wasn't sure if which one

645
00:39:53.920 --> 00:39:55.880
I was watching, because I might pick it up somewhere

646
00:39:55.880 --> 00:39:56.199
in there.

647
00:39:56.639 --> 00:40:01.800
They're numbered, Well, Harry Potter movies are numbered.

648
00:40:01.639 --> 00:40:02.079
Are they?

649
00:40:02.639 --> 00:40:02.880
Yes?

650
00:40:03.800 --> 00:40:06.679
But when I'm watching TV on the guide it doesn't

651
00:40:06.719 --> 00:40:10.280
say Harry Potter won or Harry Potter. I promise Potter

652
00:40:10.440 --> 00:40:11.880
and the whatever it is.

653
00:40:12.239 --> 00:40:14.519
If you look at the info when they show the

654
00:40:14.559 --> 00:40:17.519
picture of there will always be a number on it.

655
00:40:18.920 --> 00:40:21.159
I don't think my guide has the numbers. It's just

656
00:40:21.760 --> 00:40:25.119
like it's it's like Harry Potter Roulette. I don't know

657
00:40:25.119 --> 00:40:26.280
if I'm getting two or.

658
00:40:26.239 --> 00:40:29.719
So or here here here, you try this one out.

659
00:40:30.159 --> 00:40:33.639
You can google Harry Potter movies in order and it'll

660
00:40:33.679 --> 00:40:36.079
give you a list.

661
00:40:36.320 --> 00:40:39.039
I'm aware of. I'm aware of the function of I've

662
00:40:39.079 --> 00:40:42.760
heard of the website Google. Yeah, big fan of it.

663
00:40:43.079 --> 00:40:44.840
Been a big fan of Google for many, many years.

664
00:40:45.679 --> 00:40:46.280
Uh, But.

665
00:40:48.239 --> 00:40:51.920
I don't so I've seen I don't know if I've

666
00:40:51.960 --> 00:40:56.559
seen all the movies, both both franchises. I think I have,

667
00:40:57.199 --> 00:41:01.199
but I'm not certain because there's I know I've seen

668
00:41:01.239 --> 00:41:04.239
the last Pirates the Caribbean movie, although I don't know

669
00:41:04.280 --> 00:41:07.159
which one that is titled. And I know i've I've

670
00:41:07.360 --> 00:41:11.800
seen the final Harry Potter. But there's one movie in

671
00:41:11.800 --> 00:41:13.719
in the middle of both of those franchises where I'm

672
00:41:13.719 --> 00:41:14.400
a little foggy.

673
00:41:14.440 --> 00:41:18.119
I'm not sure if I did or not. Okay, I

674
00:41:18.159 --> 00:41:18.679
have nothing.

675
00:41:19.280 --> 00:41:21.679
I have nothing against the Harry Potter films, Tray, I

676
00:41:21.719 --> 00:41:23.880
don't want you to go to war with me over

677
00:41:23.880 --> 00:41:27.000
the Harry Potter films. But I I do know more

678
00:41:27.039 --> 00:41:29.280
about you know my friend of over twenty years that

679
00:41:29.280 --> 00:41:34.039
that that what are What are Harry Potter like fanatics

680
00:41:34.079 --> 00:41:39.400
known as like butter files or I mean, I really

681
00:41:39.400 --> 00:41:39.760
don't know.

682
00:41:41.000 --> 00:41:45.880
Uh, I don't know. And they a lot of them

683
00:41:45.960 --> 00:41:49.559
dress up in different Hogwarts different.

684
00:41:49.400 --> 00:41:53.119
Uh the different houses groups.

685
00:41:53.360 --> 00:41:56.880
Yeah, if you could choose your own if you could

686
00:41:56.920 --> 00:42:01.119
choose your own house at at the school, where do

687
00:42:01.159 --> 00:42:01.800
you think you would be?

688
00:42:01.840 --> 00:42:05.920
Would you be a Slytherin or a Pumpernickel or whatever

689
00:42:05.960 --> 00:42:06.239
it is?

690
00:42:08.880 --> 00:42:11.079
Remember all of them?

691
00:42:11.159 --> 00:42:13.559
Some Harry Potter fan you are Hufflepuff.

692
00:42:15.599 --> 00:42:17.199
I'd have no idea if that's right or not.

693
00:42:18.199 --> 00:42:20.639
I just want to hear you say the words I'm

694
00:42:20.639 --> 00:42:21.400
a Hufflepuff.

695
00:42:21.880 --> 00:42:25.840
I am Hufflepuff.

696
00:42:26.480 --> 00:42:32.440
Oh man, you just made my day. Thank you Treck

697
00:42:33.360 --> 00:42:34.119
here you're.

698
00:42:36.280 --> 00:42:38.480
Thanks for hanging out with us inside the Treehouse today.

699
00:42:39.400 --> 00:42:42.840
We'll see you tomorrow right back here inside the Treehouse

700
00:42:42.880 --> 00:42:44.880
before I let you go. I don't want you to

701
00:42:45.000 --> 00:42:48.280
forget for all things Treehouse but a Treehouse on air

702
00:42:48.320 --> 00:42:50.239
dot com. You can also find and follow us on

703
00:42:50.239 --> 00:42:53.559
social media. For the show, it's at Treehouse on Air.

704
00:42:53.599 --> 00:42:56.400
For me, it's at the Daniel Malley. For Tray, it's

705
00:42:56.480 --> 00:42:59.239
at Trey Trendholm one, although maybe you might want to

706
00:43:00.280 --> 00:43:02.480
think about switching over to some sort of huffle Puff

707
00:43:02.679 --> 00:43:07.840
derivative the same. Anyway, back to what I was originally saying,

708
00:43:07.840 --> 00:43:09.719
We'll see you back here tomorrow inside the Chreey House