Aug. 27, 2024

Roman Waffles? | Tuesday 08.27.24

Roman Waffles? | Tuesday 08.27.24

We begin today with Dan telling us the origin story of the waffle.  He also tells us about his reaction to smoking a doobie.  We also ponder what The Treehouse childcare might look like.  ...

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We begin today with Dan telling us the origin story of the waffle. He also tells us about his reaction to smoking a doobie. We also ponder what The Treehouse childcare might look like.

https://www.cnn.com/travel/waffle-origin-history-ancient-romans/index.html

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Hm, it is time to leave your warriors outside and

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come laugh with us inside the tree House. I'm Daniel Malley,

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along with Tree Trendholm and Raj Sharma. I am a

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firm believer in starting things off with a bang, and

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seeing as how we are the experts of stupid, we

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are the self almost said self complained, although that's kind

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of fitting. We are the self proclaimed experts of all

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things stupid, So I think it's important to start each

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episode with something truly stupid to hook people in, especially

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in case maybe it's your first time experiencing the Treehouse

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and of all the things on the list of possible

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items to get to in today's show Tuesday, August twenty seventh,

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twenty twenty four, I don't think anything could be stupider

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than talking about how waffles evolved from an ancient Roman

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delicacy to one of the world's most popular treats. Yes,

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I mean it when I say that waffles are Italian.

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Hmm.

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We've all been misled, led as stray down the wrong

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rabbit hole into thinking that waffles were from Belgium. Turns

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out only Jean Claude van Dam is from Belgium. The

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waffles their roots are in Italy.

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I didn't know my life was going to change so

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much today, I would have prepared differently. Just letting you know.

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I think sometimes the surprise is better than the heads up.

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Because if I had told you, Raj, your life's going

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to change inside the treehouse today, you know, I'm not

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sure how you would have responded. So I think being

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surprised by this earth shattering information.

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Yes, Here's what I'm trying to tell you is you

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don't understand like you are now giving people that dine

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at the waffle house the ability to say they're at

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fine dining is what you're doing now.

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So people are like, no, if Mario Batali wants to

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have a special section on the waffle house Vendu, it

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would actually make sense now, Yes, it would made from

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leavened batter or dough cooked between two patterned plates. Waffles

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are thought to be one of the oldest desserts around.

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Often topped with honey, whipped cream, syrup, or jam, they're

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ideal for breakfast or a snack, sometimes savored on the run.

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Hugely popular in Northwestern European countries as well as the

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United States and Asia. They can be crispy, sweet, or

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salty with deep or shallow grooves. This is the section

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of the story that I crap you not on CNN

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Travel has the sub headline origin story. Yeah, even waffles

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have an origin story.

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Yeah.

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My first question in this, Yeah, what rabbit hole did

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you go in that you came to this point?

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What did you start at? Crape and uh starting like muffin?

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I mean, yeah, were you starting with breakfast ideas and

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then you came to this.

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That actually would make sense? Maybe I typed into YouTube

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how to make a creep, how to do blueberry muffins,

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one hundred and one breakfast ideas, all those make perfect sense.

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But I did something way stupider. I just went to

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see and in oh.

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I thought it was like you got the edible again

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and you're like, how to make a waffle? Where are

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waffles from?

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And that's how it started or or this was this

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was a tie in to now how we can you know,

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get toilet wine into waffle house.

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Waffles and ditch.

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You may be onto something else their trade, because I mean,

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if if one thing we've learned and all of our

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combined years of drinking, it's that some alcohol begs to

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be paired with fine foods. Wouldn't a nice bottle of

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toilet wine or a hot glass of ditch gin hair

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perfectly with a waffle?

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I like it.

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I also said that scattered, smothered, and ditched, that I'd

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love to see the waitress's face at waffle house when

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she asked, how would you like your hash browns?

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And you say ditched, and she goes, gotcha, pulls it

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out of her apron.

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She knows I'm thinking more of those little airplane bottles in.

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The bra You don't worry. Your waitress has been ditched

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since this morning. I like. Also said the waffles are

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good on the I've never I've never done this, and

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I don't know if you have. Have you ever had

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a waffle on the go?

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I have, I've done to go waffles.

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No, no, no, Like you're walking out the door eating a waffle. Yeah, wow, okay.

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It actually if you've never tried it, waffles actually make

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a great sandwich, like if you're out of bread. So

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in my college days, like you guys, you were probably

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poor and it was easier to keep waffles in the

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freezer longer than it was a loaf of bread. So

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instead of buying bread, I would just buy a box

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of waffles and peanut butter and jelly between two waffles.

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Oh really, really, you're.

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Just now so you're you're just now catching up like

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you've always had stoner mentality, but now you're actually doing

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the wheat.

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And you know what the great irony is, Raj, I

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don't think I like the weed because you like a food,

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though I love the food. I mean, I was that

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kid for a reason. I didn't need weed to eat. Okay, No,

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the other day so we had we bought the edible

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what last week or whatever? And I'm not sure if

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I really dug that. I felt a little, you know,

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motion sick. Didn't really like it. It wasn't really sure about it.

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So we figured, okay, maybe we talked to some of

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our stoner friends and they recommended maybe for go the

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edible and just good a good old fashioned joint. So

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we went back to the cannabis store here in Seattle

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and said, okay, uh, give me some plunge point something

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to smoke, Yes, thank you, I need I need some

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smoking weed. How about that? Yes? And and can you

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roll it for me? Because I'm pathetic. Luckily they deal

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with people like me on the regular basis because they

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already had in the two pre rolls, two joints perfectly rolled. Like,

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oh okay, that works out nicely, So I got the

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same strain. It was an Indica something like nineteen point

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something percent THC, which is not the very bottom but

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pretty low. She said. By the way, Hi, Jennifer from

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Fort Worth who lives in Yattle now and works at

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the head shop. So two to the tube ten bucks,

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that's a pretty good deal. Took it home and Tara

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and I we just took like one hit each and

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just to see h After one hit, I started feeling nauseous. Mm,

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So I guess me and we just don't go together.

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Did you eat prior to smoking a little bit? Yeah,

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you're noxious because your body was craving the food that

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you used to consume without it. So it's like, hey,

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where is that waffle with peanut butter and jelly? Where's

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that waffle sandwich? Which I've never heard anybody's say out loud, No,

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I'm not try it?

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Why are you you're so judgy? Try it? It is

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good waffles. Throw them in the toaster, pull it out,

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put a little peanut butter on there, a little bit

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of strawberry jelly. I'm a strawberry jelly. Peanut butter and

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jelly guy. Grape is fine, but strawberries strawberry's mind as

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well superior. But those two together, you got yourself a

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tasty treat.

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I've made a breakfast sandwich with waffles, but never PB

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and j hell.

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Yes, savory or sweet, that's the beauty of waffles. Thanks

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for segueing back into our origin story of waffles, Trey.

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But where do waffles actually come from? Experts? Yes, Experts

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say the origins of this sweet or savory treat date

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back millennia, and while their roots can be traced to

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ancient Greece, Giorgio friend Ketty, author of the book Dining

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with the Ancient Romans, believes waffles are derived from a

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particular delicacy of ancient rome Friend Ketty in you in

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case you're curious, has you know on career day in

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school and there's all these like regular people with regular

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jobs telling you about them, usually a copper of fireman.

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There's like an accountant and up a business person. You

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might you know someone maybe someone's an entrepreneur. You never

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really get a really cool job like I like I'm

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guessing Giorgio Frank Ketty had at his school because he's

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a food scholar of ancient Rome, not just a food

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scholar in general, but specifically an ancient Rome food scholar.

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He specialized very, which I assume puts him in high demand.

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So when CNN called to find out about waffles, he

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was rare and to go, he says. And again he

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wrote a book about this nighting with the ancient Romans,

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and I guess people bought it. So friend Keddy, a

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food scholar of ancient Rome, told CNN waffles are very

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likely the descendants of the popular crustulum, which were sweet

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biscuits adored by the ancient Romans. The term in Latin

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clearly suggests that these biscuits were crispy with a crumbly

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crust that melted in the mouth. That's a cool to

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bring Kenny. There are no known historical documents on how

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crustula were shaped, but Frank Kenny believes they were likely

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flat biscuits made with the same basic ingredients as waffles

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and baked inside two heated iron.

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If if I likely believed something, does that can that

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make me make me an expert? Like? What's the recipe?

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There's not one. How do we believe it was made?

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We're not sure it was it round? I have no idea,

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but I like to believe the Romans ate it.

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Uh, Raj, I think you just described vaccine science over

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the last few years.

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I'm just saying, well, when it's like when given like, so,

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how how were there squares? Well, we don't know. Okay,

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was where were there toppings? Not a clue.

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I'm glad you asked that question, Raj. Their preparation method

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for crustula is thought to be identical to that of

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modern day waffles, although it's unclear whether crustula originally had

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the iconic grooves of the waters that we know today.

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Isn't that a pancake?

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Well, Trey, I believe you busted this waffle iron wide open?

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Damn you friend Kenny. Somewhere in my head, Frank Kenny

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just heard this and he's just putting stuff in a box.

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You know, it's like he just got fired.

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He lost his grant. I he's gonna have to go deliver.

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He's gonna have to work for door Dash deliver up.

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Trey, send that man a waffle irony.

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See, aren't we glad we now know the origin story

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behind waffles.

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from Cook DFW roofing and Restoration. I've heard that not

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He was struggling with that, Dan, I mean, he kept

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telling him, hey, man, it's legal. I'm legal, dude, don't

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worry about my registration.

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And he's retired, he shouldn't be asking for that stuff anyway.

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He was struggling this morning though, So but we were

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recording some bits and we started, like you said, we

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started advertising on there as well and trying to help

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that program get bigger. And he's a character. So yeah,

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we had a good time and but I look forward

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to that. I'd love the show. We have a found

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a found depth of appreciation for our first responders, and

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so it kind of go Hayd in the hand. I

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was just at a ribbon cutting for a new firefighting

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station in Anna today. Matter of fact, we had a

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rabbing cutting at nine am this morning. It was hot

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as you all get out, and everybody was sweating there

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just trying to wait for the chief to finish out

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his speech and then the mayor had to speak, and

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then of course all the other battalion leaders and stuff

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like that, but everybody was sweating. I was like, we're

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gonna need a hose out here pretty soon to get

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these people cooled off. So but yeah, we have a

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really good appreciation for what our first responders do, both

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police send fire. So it's it'll be fun to hang

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No, I said. I said, first of all, ego, waffles

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are not waffles. They're rose.

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That's not a thing.

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And I called. I was like, I was not. I

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was the guy you wanted to be friends with. My

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refrigerator was stocked.

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Oh so you had you had money, food, and a car.

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Yeah, I had all the triple threat, but no have

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you are you? Are you guys?

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I think? I think I think since you had all

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three of those, that would make you uh, the quadruple

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threat because you had food, money, car, which meant you

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also had white women.

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Yes I did, no, but I am uh And I

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want to know if you guys, are are you an

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I'm an uncrustable guy. That is my new thing in

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the last like two years, the uncrustable sandwich get at

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the store.

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I've had them. I wouldn't say I'm a regular.

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Oh my gosh, then you you are missing out on I.

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Haven't had one.

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Okay, so you know right, No, okay.

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So they're uh pre filled. It's white bread that is

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like en closed, like stamped down kind of like not

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like I wouldn't say, like a pie. Maybe like a pie,

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but without crust. So it's like a peanut butter peanut

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butter jelly. This is called an uncrustable. We're in America,

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by friend, you and Frank Katy talk about what it's

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called over there.

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It could be a progie, it could be an banada,

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it could be a samosa. Yes, but they're not fried there.

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It's just white bread inside stuffed with peanut butter, and

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there's grape and or strawberry. I'm a like with Dan,

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I'm a strawberry jelly guy. But take it to the

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next level. Put a little oil in a pan, fry

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it on both signs, Add a little powdered sugar and

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some cinnamon, and you have yourself some peanut butter and

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strawberry jelly.

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French toast a fried pie.

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No, it's just French toast, but it's it's peanut butter

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and jelly stuffed. And also, if you're on the goggle,

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which would you like? You guys, I apparently like to

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eat waffles on the go. Put one in the in

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the toaster, let it, let it pomp out, and then

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put some butter on both signs as you're leaving the

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house and you got a grilled cheese toasted like a

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grilled peanut, butter and jelly sandwich.

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My favorite way to eat a waffle is with a

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couple of scoops of ice cream on top of it.

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Oh okay, is Gossip Girl on at the same time.

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There is a place called Dali Lama. It's like d

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o l l y.

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They do that fantastic, Yes, they do the I think

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they started in the Bay I think in California, and

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then they moved down to and there was one in

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my neighborhood and I thought they were giving away stuff

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at this place every day. I didn't know why. The

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line was longer than anything I've ever seen, and it

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was for ice cream and waffles.

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Well, I guess you know, if you're going to California

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or Texas, that's that's not a bad way to go.

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Yeah. I'm a breakfast like I like like dough, a

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little waffle, sausage, eggs, some cheese, bam, another top of

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the waffle. I'm okay with that, But Lego, Ego, whatever,

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whatever it was, I never had them in my fridge.

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That's so.

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So what do the waffles you had as a kid,

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Were they like homemade your mom was making?

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I wouldn't. She would make pancakes on Sunday, so I

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was good with that, but I wouldn't eat there. They

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were in there in the fridge, they were in the freezer.

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My biological brother, the guy who's just an oddball, he

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liked those, so we kept them for him because we

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just kind of slid them under the door. He slid

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the plate back when it was done.

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Was was was he captive? I mean like it was

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rounded in your house more like some sort.

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Of well it was he was locked in, but it

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was from the other side, so he could have gotten

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out any point.

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He's just dumb. So yeah, No, I grew up with

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the Lego.

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It just didn't cook evenly in the toaster, like the

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out side would be kind of cooked harder than the metal. Like,

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it just didn't. It made no culinary sense. That's what

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I'm trying to say.

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Lots of things don't make culinary sense, but they're still delicious.

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Like uncrustables.

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Oh yeah, that's true, solid point too.

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Se Yeah, you're welcome. So Yeah, I grew up. I

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grew up on the ego, the lego, my ego waffles.

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That's one of the few things from our childhood that

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I don't think has actually been improved upon. Various other

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food items have been improved upon. Technology has been improved upon.

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Medical advancements have come a long way since since we

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were kids. I remember one time I had I had

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to get fluid drained out of this elbow when I

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was I think eight or nine. And the way they

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did it was they they stupid brought in one orderly

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to hold me down and have the person who is

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going to use the super long syringe that looked like

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something that my grandfather used on his cattle. They were

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going to insert it into my elbow and then just

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suck it out right drink. They soon learned that one

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orderly was not going to hold me down. It took

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four because that first dude got kicked all the way

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to the back wall.

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Yeah. He may have his own pencil, but he kicks

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like a mule.

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Yeah, even I'm sure by today's standards they wouldn't do that.

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They would probably at least put a bag over the

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kid's head before they come at him with a foot

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long needle to drain float out of his body. And

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I don't when was the last time you guys had stitches?

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Oh? Boy, ninety.

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Four? Okay, that's been a while.

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Four. I don't think i've had now.

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Was that actual stitches or was that staples?

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No stitches?

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Tray? What about you?

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Was the last time would.

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Uh?

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Man, it's a long time.

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Twenty ten.

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Okay, So that would up until recently would have made

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you the member of the treehouse to have had stitches

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most recently. But for me, I had stitches up until

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a few days ago. Uh, because I had this thing

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on my back that when I was in Texas had

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to get dug out by doctor and to close me up,

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they used stitches. Right the last time I had stitches,

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they were staples in my head. So I have not

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had the you know, the yarn based or you know,

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the thread based stitches. I have not had that in

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over twenty.

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Years, yarn yarn based stitches.

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YEA, well exactly could I just can I can I

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expound upon that tray? Uh, the based stitches that you had.

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Uh, there's a reason why I've got it's from Oklahoma.

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Oh was your doctor in a barn?

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Uh? Look, there's a reason why I've got yarn on

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the brain. It'll make that what.

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They did adopted kids.

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Adopted kids got barbed wire. That that that that was

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our stitches.

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With the Danny hit a wooden box again, break out

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the yarn.

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No, but I like when I was a kid, uh

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and got stitches, the stitches were, you know, like thick thread.

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It was almost like piano wire that they used to

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close up your skin. Right. No, yeah, that's well, I

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mean it was thin, but I mean so was the

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high note on it, you know, a piano wire. But

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then these stitches I had in my back, they were, honestly,

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they felt really soft. Like usually you could feel stitches

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when you were a kid, they were hard and like

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they're really rough, like you could actually get somebody's throat

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with one if you really wanted to. The stitches I

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had recently were very soft, like It's like the stitches

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when we were kids actually felt like piano wire. But

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these stitches that I just had taken out of me

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felt like yarn from the snuggle Bear.

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I'm gonna ask this question, you know, just based on

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the first two segments. Here did you and terror try

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that joint? Like right before we started?

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Are you nauseous? Now?

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I am on nothing but caffeine?

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Is that what it's called? Nothing but caffeine? It's not

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mountain doobie? Is that? Is that what it's at on

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the side the caffeine.

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No, it's it's it's a pumpkin spice, uh coffee drink

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or stop laughing at me. You guys, go cut yourself,

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get some stitches and you'll see for yourself. Stitches these

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days are soft now they're they're cutting.

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Yes, and something dissolve on their owne Like, you don't

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have to go back. Who is this doctor?

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Maybe we did have different stitch materials.

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When Dan got safe as a kid. They just grabbed.

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A medical swing line. My doctors and when it comes

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time for my doctor to write the notes, he's doing

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it on a big cheap tablet.

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This doctor just turns around like that's anyone.

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My stapler primary doctor is a kid with doctor Milton

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from off the Spaces not exued a whole lot of

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confidence when he comes into the room with those big

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old glasses.

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Oh my lord, poor adopted child.

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I'm gonna take his arm out of the cow's ass.

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Kids always getting murdered.

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You're listening to the Treehouse. Visit us online that Treehouse

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on air dot com.

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Let's get Jacqueline from Brooks Plumbing into the Treehouse now.

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For any and all of your plumbing wants and needs,

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give her a call to one four three six eight

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thirty eight thirty eight the website Brooks Plumbing, Texas. We've

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talked about this before, Jacqueline, but I always feel that

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it bears repeating, and that is someone trying to cut

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corners when it comes to plumbing. And I will freely

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admit I've been guilty of this. Our house in the Island,

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we had a handyman come in do some plumbing stuff

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and he completely food barred it and we had to

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have a plumber come in and fix it. And that's

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mainly because you don't have an office there. But that's

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why it's so important that if you have a plumbing issue,

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whether it's want or a need, to contact a reputable,

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license bonded insured plumber for a multitude of reasons.

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So let me give you an example. And I think

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I'm kind of like the middle ground. We're not a

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commissioned company. We're not going to sell you something you

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don't need. We're not going to mark the price up.

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And the expression in our office is you're selling the

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sizzle and not the steak. And like I said, at

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00:28:45.480 --> 00:28:46.799
the end of the day, it's kind of about the

473
00:28:46.839 --> 00:28:48.920
meat and the potatoes of the job. Did you do it,

474
00:28:49.160 --> 00:28:52.519
did you fix the problem? Did you use the right materials?

475
00:28:53.200 --> 00:28:55.680
And at some point in time you have to ask yourself,

476
00:28:55.759 --> 00:28:57.400
if I've got two plumbers that are going to do

477
00:28:57.440 --> 00:28:59.200
the exact same scope of work and one of them

478
00:28:59.240 --> 00:29:02.640
is almost twice expensive, am I being sold just the sizzle?

479
00:29:02.839 --> 00:29:05.200
And that's what I want to walk away from myself

480
00:29:05.279 --> 00:29:07.400
is as a consumer, because I have to go through

481
00:29:07.400 --> 00:29:10.680
that too, because I only do plumbing. But to that

482
00:29:10.759 --> 00:29:14.880
point when you're talking about when you're no longer looking

483
00:29:14.880 --> 00:29:16.799
for the sizzle, and you've moved away from the insanely

484
00:29:16.839 --> 00:29:19.200
high priced people and you're looking for a really good deal.

485
00:29:19.319 --> 00:29:21.519
Now what you've come down to is you're looking for

486
00:29:21.559 --> 00:29:23.960
a very affordably priced plumber. But you also have the

487
00:29:24.039 --> 00:29:26.160
option to work with a handyman. And like I said,

488
00:29:26.160 --> 00:29:28.720
there are handymen who can come in and air quotes

489
00:29:28.759 --> 00:29:32.960
fix the problem, but the question becomes do they understand

490
00:29:32.960 --> 00:29:37.039
the eccentricities that we understand. So, for example, we had

491
00:29:37.079 --> 00:29:39.880
a house that had been all the hot water lines

492
00:29:39.880 --> 00:29:43.559
had been repiped, but they repiped it with a sort

493
00:29:43.599 --> 00:29:48.000
of pipe that cannot withstand high temperatures, and so it

494
00:29:48.079 --> 00:29:50.759
couldn't over a long period of time, withstand the hot

495
00:29:50.759 --> 00:29:54.079
water running through it, and so ultimately the fittings on

496
00:29:54.119 --> 00:29:56.240
the pipe or two sections of pipe would come together

497
00:29:56.559 --> 00:29:59.720
kind of melted away, and so they had multiple leaks

498
00:29:59.720 --> 00:30:02.519
all across the house after they had redone this entire house,

499
00:30:02.759 --> 00:30:05.720
and it took my high license technician five minutes in

500
00:30:05.759 --> 00:30:07.720
the job because he walked in somebody had already dimmed

501
00:30:07.759 --> 00:30:09.079
all the walls open and they said, well, this is

502
00:30:09.079 --> 00:30:11.079
the wrong kind of pipe. It can't you can't use

503
00:30:11.119 --> 00:30:13.759
this for hot water. And we asked, you know, how

504
00:30:13.759 --> 00:30:15.240
long did it work and they said, oh, it was

505
00:30:15.440 --> 00:30:17.799
you know, a couple months, maybe a year before things

506
00:30:17.839 --> 00:30:21.160
just started literally disintegrating. And they probably got a great

507
00:30:21.200 --> 00:30:23.640
price for that. But the problem is is that now

508
00:30:23.680 --> 00:30:25.680
they have to pay to do it twice.

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So not only are you paying to get that knowledge

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and expertise, that Brooks Plumbing possesses. They're going to take

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any of all those plumbing wants and needs, or that

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website again Brooks Plumbing Texas dot com.

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You're in the treehouse. Listen us online at Treehouseonair dot com.

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This segment of the Treehouse is brought to you by

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Brooks Plumbing for any and all of you your plumbing

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Plumbingtexas dot com. Once again for any and all of

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your plumbing wants and needs called Brooks Plumbing uh two

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one four three six eight thirty eight thirty eight, and

524
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again the website Brooks Plumbing Texas dot com. Time now

525
00:31:24.720 --> 00:31:33.640
for some news. A daycare provider has been arrested after

526
00:31:33.720 --> 00:31:36.039
allegedly restraining children with tate.

527
00:31:45.759 --> 00:31:47.920
Is this is this like the newsletter you get from

528
00:31:47.960 --> 00:31:48.880
your elementary school?

529
00:31:51.359 --> 00:31:53.480
All right? I think that took about four seconds for

530
00:31:53.559 --> 00:31:55.039
you to tie that back into my.

531
00:31:55.079 --> 00:31:59.480
Childhood yarn days are over.

532
00:32:00.279 --> 00:32:03.759
Yeah. See in your schools, you got moved up in

533
00:32:03.839 --> 00:32:09.759
grade levels. I got moved up in restraint materials. See

534
00:32:09.799 --> 00:32:14.039
you had first grade, I had tape. You had second grade.

535
00:32:15.559 --> 00:32:15.880
Yarn.

536
00:32:16.319 --> 00:32:20.599
I had yarn. You had third grade. I had barbed wire.

537
00:32:24.480 --> 00:32:27.599
And let's be honest, look, daycare workers they have it really,

538
00:32:27.640 --> 00:32:34.000
really hard. And I can imagine if if the three

539
00:32:34.000 --> 00:32:38.000
of us had ever worked in daycare, we would not

540
00:32:38.440 --> 00:32:45.119
be thinking judgmentally whatsoever about a daycare provider thinking about

541
00:32:45.200 --> 00:32:50.400
restraining children in various methods. Hopefully we would never actually

542
00:32:50.559 --> 00:32:53.039
do it, but I think we would certainly show some

543
00:32:53.079 --> 00:32:56.599
empathy and understand why one would want to do it, because,

544
00:32:56.720 --> 00:32:58.599
let's be honest, kids kind of suck.

545
00:33:00.119 --> 00:33:02.079
So that's what nap time it like, you just call

546
00:33:02.119 --> 00:33:04.359
a nap time. Those kids are, I mean, they're like, hey, yeah,

547
00:33:04.640 --> 00:33:06.160
just a juice box and some nap time.

548
00:33:06.519 --> 00:33:06.720
Yeah.

549
00:33:07.039 --> 00:33:10.559
See, I don't most of the I never really wanted

550
00:33:10.559 --> 00:33:13.039
a nap as a kid. Yeah, most of my friends

551
00:33:13.039 --> 00:33:15.640
didn't either. It was a struggle for our teachers to

552
00:33:15.680 --> 00:33:18.680
actually put us down for a nap. Now. I don't

553
00:33:18.720 --> 00:33:21.559
know what your teachers did, but at my adopted Kids school,

554
00:33:21.599 --> 00:33:25.200
I got the blow dart in the neck, so I'd

555
00:33:25.200 --> 00:33:26.200
be out for a solid hour.

556
00:33:27.759 --> 00:33:29.480
I thought you guys were just tired from the no

557
00:33:29.640 --> 00:33:35.200
food famine. Naps is what I think you guys called them.

558
00:33:37.319 --> 00:33:39.599
No we would get we would get like a chocolate milk,

559
00:33:39.720 --> 00:33:42.880
Like that was the incentive. Like, hey, we got like

560
00:33:43.039 --> 00:33:47.160
gram crackers and chocolate milk. And that's if you you

561
00:33:47.240 --> 00:33:49.079
gotta lay down. And if you don't lay down, you

562
00:33:49.079 --> 00:33:51.640
don't get your gram cracking and like boom, everybody down

563
00:33:51.799 --> 00:33:54.359
and even if you didn't sleep, everybody was till it

564
00:33:54.440 --> 00:33:56.039
was done. And then you get to go back up

565
00:33:56.079 --> 00:33:58.480
and play and then they would you know, louther rinse

566
00:33:58.519 --> 00:34:01.039
repeat like and I think there was. It was the

567
00:34:01.119 --> 00:34:02.240
very beginning and then at the end.

568
00:34:02.559 --> 00:34:04.599
Yeah. And in my school that at the end of

569
00:34:04.680 --> 00:34:07.079
nap time. We knew it because the teachers came back

570
00:34:07.079 --> 00:34:12.960
inside smelling lake cigarettes. Or we also knew because they

571
00:34:13.000 --> 00:34:15.039
woke They woke me up by putting them out on me.

572
00:34:18.760 --> 00:34:20.840
It was the only day it's only daycare where the

573
00:34:20.920 --> 00:34:25.280
kids have to clock in and out. That's why it

574
00:34:25.320 --> 00:34:27.480
was your and you guys were busy making blankets and

575
00:34:27.519 --> 00:34:30.920
such for the for the school to sell.

576
00:34:32.639 --> 00:34:34.880
I imagine they'll just take a drag off the cigarette before

577
00:34:34.880 --> 00:34:35.679
they put it out on you.

578
00:34:36.400 --> 00:34:42.480
They were bumming from the kids, like Danny, can I

579
00:34:42.480 --> 00:34:45.880
get his smokes? Like all I got his Menthols.

580
00:34:45.719 --> 00:34:46.920
It's been a slow week.

581
00:34:50.800 --> 00:34:55.079
Dan's Daycare, also known as Sweatshop. Uh.

582
00:34:55.159 --> 00:34:59.320
This actually happened in Fairfax County, Virginia, a forty seven

583
00:34:59.360 --> 00:35:03.400
year old woman arrested for allegedly assaulting two children in

584
00:35:03.480 --> 00:35:10.920
her at home daycare. Officers responded on August first to

585
00:35:11.000 --> 00:35:14.960
the home of Sumi Shaw. Officials say she was running

586
00:35:15.000 --> 00:35:19.599
a county licensed at home daycare where she, on multiple occasions,

587
00:35:19.639 --> 00:35:24.880
restrained children using tape. She turned herself in on August twentieth.

588
00:35:25.199 --> 00:35:27.679
She's been charged with two counts of misdemeanor assaultant two

589
00:35:27.760 --> 00:35:31.920
counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor. I'm

590
00:35:31.960 --> 00:35:36.280
not sure how restraining children with tape is contributing to

591
00:35:36.320 --> 00:35:39.679
the delinquency of a miner unless she's giving them booze first.

592
00:35:40.000 --> 00:35:49.079
Well, they treated like a a pre BDSM.

593
00:35:49.280 --> 00:35:51.559
I know this doesn't make sense now, but one day

594
00:35:52.199 --> 00:35:53.480
you're going to be really into this.

595
00:35:53.800 --> 00:36:03.119
Your safe word is naptime. Could you spell her name

596
00:36:03.159 --> 00:36:03.840
for me really quick.

597
00:36:04.440 --> 00:36:10.920
Uh sure, give me one moment here it is uh wait, wait, wait,

598
00:36:10.920 --> 00:36:14.920
hang on. Her last name is s h a h

599
00:36:15.199 --> 00:36:18.800
Sumi s u m y shaw s h a.

600
00:36:20.719 --> 00:36:23.480
People. Do you think so? Yeah?

601
00:36:23.960 --> 00:36:26.920
Did your mom ever in your Indian household? Did your

602
00:36:26.920 --> 00:36:28.880
mom raj ever restrain you with tape?

603
00:36:29.400 --> 00:36:31.599
No, we were usually knocked out, so there was no

604
00:36:31.679 --> 00:36:35.480
need to need to be restrained. She just would knock

605
00:36:35.480 --> 00:36:38.719
you out cold, just kind of wake up whenever you

606
00:36:38.760 --> 00:36:41.360
did and food was ready, so we're good, Like, no,

607
00:36:41.400 --> 00:36:42.920
there was no there's no need to do that.

608
00:36:43.159 --> 00:36:46.039
Well, it's just another great example of how of the

609
00:36:46.119 --> 00:36:49.679
soft upbringing it that our children are experiencing very much.

610
00:36:49.719 --> 00:36:51.360
So I'm like, you knew it was time.

611
00:36:51.199 --> 00:36:52.559
For dinner because you woke up.

612
00:36:53.000 --> 00:36:56.119
Yeah, that's exactly right. And sometimes you woke up and

613
00:36:56.119 --> 00:36:59.719
it was like, oh waffles. Uh, that's how long you

614
00:36:59.840 --> 00:37:02.320
were out. But because some of you guys see a

615
00:37:02.440 --> 00:37:04.880
rolling pin and go, oh that's how we that's how

616
00:37:04.880 --> 00:37:07.280
we roll out though, and I see it, I'm like, oh,

617
00:37:07.679 --> 00:37:09.039
that's what used to whoop.

618
00:37:08.719 --> 00:37:13.559
My ass, I'm with you. Yeah, whenever the whenever, the

619
00:37:13.559 --> 00:37:17.519
the the baking accessories came out of the cabinets. I

620
00:37:17.639 --> 00:37:20.320
wasn't thinking, oh yeah, it's time for cookies. I was

621
00:37:20.320 --> 00:37:22.079
taking like, oh god, it's time to run.

622
00:37:25.039 --> 00:37:26.320
Oh she found my report card?

623
00:37:27.679 --> 00:37:28.760
Because yeah, I mean.

624
00:37:29.320 --> 00:37:29.559
Uh.

625
00:37:31.079 --> 00:37:33.480
Like, uh huh. Do you ever watch the TV show

626
00:37:33.480 --> 00:37:36.199
The Shield? You know how they would beat suspects with

627
00:37:36.239 --> 00:37:40.880
phone books. Yeah, they learned from their mothers using baking sheets.

628
00:37:41.199 --> 00:37:44.159
Yeah, yeah, that's uh dispatchelo. Some of you guys see

629
00:37:44.159 --> 00:37:46.800
that to turn over a pancake, and I see that

630
00:37:47.239 --> 00:37:48.519
to turn over my ass.

631
00:37:50.280 --> 00:37:53.280
Wooden spoons were not just made for stirring iced tea

632
00:37:53.280 --> 00:37:53.880
in my house.

633
00:37:56.119 --> 00:37:58.960
Yeah, and today, like there's still a little bit of PTSD,

634
00:37:59.159 --> 00:38:00.840
Like I see a spatch, go to reach for a

635
00:38:00.840 --> 00:38:03.159
spatche a lot, I'm like, oh no, I'm I'm making omelets.

636
00:38:03.159 --> 00:38:04.480
I'm not trying to whoop my own ass.

637
00:38:08.440 --> 00:38:13.320
Get a cold shiver down your spine.

638
00:38:12.679 --> 00:38:18.679
As God intended it. Yes, assuming sha that's assume. He's

639
00:38:18.679 --> 00:38:22.000
probably short for something s h a h usually is.

640
00:38:23.480 --> 00:38:26.639
It's usually Godrati like the potails and shaws, and they're

641
00:38:26.679 --> 00:38:27.639
all from the same region.

642
00:38:27.840 --> 00:38:31.920
So that's a the region of Pe, that part of

643
00:38:31.960 --> 00:38:35.280
India okay, and the region that's okay with restraining children

644
00:38:35.320 --> 00:38:39.159
with tape. Yes, I mean, look, if we're being honest,

645
00:38:39.280 --> 00:38:44.400
she she has other methods at her disposable. She has

646
00:38:44.480 --> 00:38:46.480
other methods at her disposal that could have been way

647
00:38:46.519 --> 00:38:47.280
worse than tape.

648
00:38:48.440 --> 00:38:53.000
Yeah, I'm assuming it was like a duct of some sort.

649
00:38:53.039 --> 00:38:55.280
It wasn't. Probably it wasn't scotch tape. Kids can get

650
00:38:55.280 --> 00:38:57.639
out of that, I mean here, I mean.

651
00:39:00.719 --> 00:39:02.239
But you know what, they have a really hard time

652
00:39:02.280 --> 00:39:04.000
getting out of staples.

653
00:39:07.360 --> 00:39:08.079
Mixed with the orn.

654
00:39:09.199 --> 00:39:14.360
Just get staple to your nap map. See, you should

655
00:39:14.360 --> 00:39:18.559
want to take care. I don't know you, mister, I

656
00:39:18.599 --> 00:39:20.880
can't wait. I'm sure the county can't wait to see

657
00:39:20.920 --> 00:39:21.559
my application.

658
00:39:23.880 --> 00:39:25.320
You'd end up with a lot of other members of

659
00:39:25.360 --> 00:39:25.679
the show.

660
00:39:33.239 --> 00:39:34.960
Well, at least I know where to at least I

661
00:39:35.039 --> 00:39:41.599
know how to get my booze. You're in the Dreams.

662
00:39:42.119 --> 00:40:00.760
Visit us online Everyhouse on Air dot com. You're in

663
00:40:00.840 --> 00:40:07.840
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664
00:40:08.079 --> 00:40:11.480
Be sure to check out all things Treehouse at Treehouse

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669
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679
00:41:03.320 --> 00:41:16.280
And now some local news. If I could find it,

680
00:41:16.440 --> 00:41:19.039
hang on second, I had it up? Where did it go?

681
00:41:20.079 --> 00:41:27.840
M give me one moment, I will find it.

682
00:41:27.840 --> 00:41:29.880
It makes sense now that you don't remember things with

683
00:41:29.960 --> 00:41:35.000
the staples. It's just the rust from just that just

684
00:41:35.000 --> 00:41:35.840
got into your brain.

685
00:41:36.480 --> 00:41:40.360
It was I had one two three one two three four.

686
00:41:41.960 --> 00:41:43.719
I think I had four or five staples in my

687
00:41:43.760 --> 00:41:49.320
head back during COVID, What what Why?

688
00:41:49.760 --> 00:41:50.280
What happened?

689
00:41:53.320 --> 00:41:55.440
Someone make a note and I'll show you the video

690
00:41:55.719 --> 00:41:58.639
of what happened. But basically the short story is I

691
00:41:58.679 --> 00:42:00.480
was working out in the driveway because the gym was

692
00:42:00.480 --> 00:42:03.599
closed due to COVID and the piece of gym equipment

693
00:42:03.639 --> 00:42:05.360
I was using shot off the fence and hit me

694
00:42:05.400 --> 00:42:06.079
on top of the head.

695
00:42:07.559 --> 00:42:11.599
Yes that I don't know how we haven't. If you

696
00:42:11.679 --> 00:42:16.119
pay five dollars for our Patreon you need that video

697
00:42:16.360 --> 00:42:20.159
like you've earned it, You've paid into it. I can't

698
00:42:20.159 --> 00:42:20.480
see it.

699
00:42:20.760 --> 00:42:23.760
I posted it years ago, like the day or two

700
00:42:23.840 --> 00:42:26.119
after it happened, because it also worked out as a

701
00:42:27.079 --> 00:42:29.480
plug for the security company I was doing endorsements for

702
00:42:29.559 --> 00:42:31.199
at the time, because you could see blood running down

703
00:42:31.239 --> 00:42:35.639
my face really really well. So remind me and I'll

704
00:42:35.679 --> 00:42:42.480
dig up that video and show you guys. In the meantime,

705
00:42:44.159 --> 00:42:48.920
a Texas man called police after his hooker stole his money.

706
00:42:51.599 --> 00:42:52.920
Is this a new Luke Bryan song?

707
00:42:55.639 --> 00:43:00.280
A good idea? That's a really good idea. I'm going

708
00:43:00.320 --> 00:43:03.199
to make another note on that Bran's new hit single,

709
00:43:03.559 --> 00:43:10.320
My hooker Stole My Money. A high school gym teacher

710
00:43:10.360 --> 00:43:14.239
in Laredo got arrested after he called the police to

711
00:43:14.280 --> 00:43:16.800
tell them he'd hired a hooker and that that hooker

712
00:43:16.960 --> 00:43:20.920
ran off with his money. His name is Rolando Ramos.

713
00:43:22.599 --> 00:43:26.320
He's a gym teacher at sigaroa High School in Laredo, Texas,

714
00:43:26.360 --> 00:43:29.480
near the Mexico border. He's also the quarterbacks coach for

715
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the football team. Not sure why that's necessary for the story,

716
00:43:32.199 --> 00:43:34.400
but they included it, so I'm going to do as well.

717
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Police showed up and that's when he told them he

718
00:43:39.800 --> 00:43:42.920
tried to pay a prostitute for sexual services. He said

719
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the worker took his one hundred dollars and ran away.

720
00:43:49.360 --> 00:43:52.000
He wanted them to track her down and get him

721
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his money back, but instead they arrested him for soliciting

722
00:43:54.920 --> 00:43:58.639
a prostitute. They did eventually find the hooker nearby. It's

723
00:43:58.679 --> 00:44:02.679
not clear though, if Rolando, also known as Coach Ramos,

724
00:44:02.719 --> 00:44:04.960
got his money back or not. The school that he

725
00:44:05.000 --> 00:44:08.280
works for, Cigaroo High School in the Rado said they

726
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immediately put him on administrative leave pending the outcome of

727
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the investigation.

728
00:44:14.199 --> 00:44:17.159
So she took off with his money. He should have

729
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been the running back coach.

730
00:44:20.920 --> 00:44:22.800
That's pretty sad. If you're the quarterbacks coach and you

731
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got intercepted by the hooker.

732
00:44:29.960 --> 00:44:32.960
I don't know what the It can't be sober, right,

733
00:44:32.960 --> 00:44:35.079
That can't be a sober phone call, like, you know,

734
00:44:35.199 --> 00:44:37.440
the hooker stole my money, so let me call the police.

735
00:44:38.639 --> 00:44:39.400
I don't understand.

736
00:44:39.400 --> 00:44:43.239
It is interesting to watch your run back at pick six.

737
00:44:47.880 --> 00:44:49.519
I wonder if you'd just backpedaled the whole way.

738
00:44:52.679 --> 00:44:58.199
It's probably good. The Dion high step right in the

739
00:44:58.280 --> 00:45:00.159
end zone.

740
00:45:01.320 --> 00:45:02.480
That's her own end zone dance.

741
00:45:02.599 --> 00:45:06.360
Yeah, the hooker shuffle.

742
00:45:10.039 --> 00:45:14.400
Actually, you know what, she could have done her own

743
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version of the Ikey shuffle and not needed to change

744
00:45:16.679 --> 00:45:28.440
the name. I feel bad for Ikey woulds though he

745
00:45:28.440 --> 00:45:34.639
wouldn't able to use it again. Thanks for hanging out

746
00:45:34.639 --> 00:45:38.320
with us inside the Treehouse. Be sure to check in

747
00:45:38.400 --> 00:45:44.400
with us tomorrow Inside the Treehouse for episode one Wednesday,

748
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See tomorrow