Jan. 14, 2026

Somedays Dan Feels Like A Nut | Wednesday 01.14.26

Somedays Dan Feels Like A Nut | Wednesday 01.14.26
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We start off today talking about the man with dimentia that thought he was buying a Dr. Pepper but instead won a jackpot on a slot machine, which leads us to talk about Buc-ee's possibly opening up their own casino.  Next, Dan shares some of the pain he's gone through from beauty procedures and some very unpleasant facials, and finally it's time for old man talk where we discuss unwanted body hair and the places it pops up.  

Pubity on Instagram: "Swipe ➡️ A U.S. retiree in his 70s with dementia accidentally won a $1.2 million slot machine jackpot after mistaking the casino game for a vending machine while trying to buy a Dr Pepper. 💰🥤 Believing the casino offered snac


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It is time you believe your worries outside and laugh

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with us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Maley along with

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Trey Trendholm. Sorry, I'm just laughing at this headline. It's

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gotten me for two days. A man with dementia hit

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a one point two million dollar jackpot after mistaking a

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slot machine for a vending machine while trying to get

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a doctor Pepper. I can't tell if this is a

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great story or a terrible story, because on one hand, he

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won one point two million dollars. On the other, he

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may not remember it. He may not know it after

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ten minutes. He might be really angry that he didn't

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get the doctor Pepper. Tear up this pet.

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He might pay someone one point two million to go

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get him a doctor pepper.

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Yeah. Yeah, Also one point two million dollars will buy

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you lots of doctor peppers. Oh man. It's a man

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in his seventies accidentally won a one point two million

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dollar slot machine jackpot after mistaking the casino game for

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a vending machine. Believing that casino offered snacks and drinks,

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He unknowingly placed a bet, verified the win, contacted authorities

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and his caretaker, and the casino honored the payout, sparking

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viral debate over luck, ethics, and confused fortune worldwide online.

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I don't really understand the viral debate on this as

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far as luck and ethics. Are people thinking that as

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a casino they shouldn't have honored the poll because he

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thought it was a vending machine and instead of a

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doctor pepper he won one point two million dollars. I

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think ethically he hit the machine, buttoned and won. You

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got to pay the man, right, There's no ethical question there.

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I mean the ethical question I would have is why,

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as a man with dementia at a casino.

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Well, I mean, what's your security, Like? Did he just

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wander in off the street. It's possible because I've gone

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to a lot of these smaller reservation tribal casinos, and

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it's not like they give you a whole lot of

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scrutiny when you in.

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I mean, no, they're not getting unless you're under age,

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they're not gonna say a thing to you. But it

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does sound odd that, you know, he's wandering around a

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casino thinking a slot machine is a Doctor Pepper or

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a soda machine.

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I mean, that's good and to be fair, I mean,

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was it a Doctor Pepper slot machine? I mean, there's

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so many brands that have slot machines, and if you

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haven't been to a casino, you may not even know it.

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One of the ones we're very well aware of is

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from back in the day, from our radio days. Jethrow

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from the Beverly Hillbillies was the guy that ran all

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the slot machine stuff for the Beverly Hillbillies, right, Trey.

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Yeah, he had gotten a license for it, so, and

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that was a big line of slot machines at one point.

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Yeah, I mean a lot of those pinball machines. I've

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also seen some really random pinball machines. There's there's so

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where I live on the Island of Saint Thomas in

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the US, Virgin Islands. There's a sports bar here called

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Whiskey Business and it has a It has a metallica

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pinball machine. No idea how it got here. I don't

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know if they ordered it specifically and it was here,

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or they found it on the side of the road

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somewhere and dusted it off and plugged it in and

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by god it works. But there are some random pinball

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slash slot machines out there. My wife Tara loves slot machines,

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and I think one of her all time favorites was

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the Sex and the City slot machine. Love that one.

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Just like Samantha, its wide open. I want to say.

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I read a story that BUCkies is going to open

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a hotel casino somewhere.

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That actually makes a lot of sense. Not just the

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hotel casino thing, you know, right next to slash behind

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a BUCkies outpost, but just putting a BUCkies gaming center

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in some of those gas stations is a phenomenal idea.

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I mean, they already have everything else, They already got

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wonderful treats and snacks and barbecue and drinks and bathrooms.

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But I mean, why not throw three or four hundred

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dollars in a slot machine? While you wait on Granny

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to finish in the clean bathroom before you re hit

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the road.

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I don't understand the obsession with BUCkies. I don't get it.

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Have you been yes. Have you had the beaver nuggets?

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No?

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I can't. I can't say it without laughing.

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Have you had the jerky?

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No?

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Have you had a barbecue sanwich? Yeah?

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I have the sliced sausage sandwich wants and it was

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mediocre at best.

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I can't speak to the quality of the sliced sausage,

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but I can speak to the quality of the beaver nuggets,

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the jerky, the little country store in the corner where

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you can find some really random things while the rest

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of the family goes te tea or poo poo. Clean bathrooms,

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the clean bathroom, and lots of them is a massive

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deal because BUCkies started coming on strong when the running

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joke was you don't want to use the rest stops

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on interstates because they're already full with people not going

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to the bathroom. They're doing other things, so you don't

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want to use that. So instead you go the extra

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twenty miles and you hit a BUCkies where it's good

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and clean and safe and it's bright and you don't

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have to worry about toe tapping weirdos next to you

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wanting more than just a you know, a shred of

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toilet paper. But because of I don't know if you

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guys have noticed this, Because of BUCkies and it's expansion

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and how popular it is, the roadside rest areas are

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actually pretty nice these days. They're not bad. Yeah.

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Yeah, oh, and everyone's trying to copy BUCkies and what

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they're building now.

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Yeah, you can't have a logo these days with buck

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teeth without BUCkies suing you for it.

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Well, and it's amazing that, you know, BUCkies was the

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lone one outside of Houston for twenty plus years and

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they didn't want to expand or anything else, and then

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damn now they're all over all over the South.

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I know that the BUCkies damn broke. It's kind of

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like how the original McDonald's situation unfurled. The guys that

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had the original McDonald's didn't want to necessarily do anything

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big or they had, and then eventually they were talked

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into it and it expanded like crazy. Not granted, that

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story ended very sad because they got screwed out of it.

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I don't know what the BUCkies corporate story is, but

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they have maintained their model throughout its entirety of expansion,

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which is they're not putting a BUCkies, you know, in

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a downtown area. They're keeping it on the outskirts of

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metropolitan areas and on interstates to be that beacon that

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people like, who I need to go there and not

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just use the bathroom. But then they started throwing up

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all the other stuff inside, like the treats and food

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and clothing.

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I mean like there's you know, t shirts and blankets

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and the little stuffed beaver or whatever it is. And

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my ex had a friend it what state he's in,

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but he's like, if you go to a Buckets, can

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you get me all this year?

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Yeah?

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And I'm gonna come to Texas and or they're doing

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a convention or whatever. She's like, when you get here,

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can you just give that to me? Fascinated by all

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of it, Like he wanted the shirt, he wanted the blanket,

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he wanted the slippers, And I'm like, I don't understand

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the fascination with this.

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That part of it is kind of weird to me

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as well. I will say from like a marketing or

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a branding, stamp point. It's it's a hell of a

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thing to accomplish to have your mascot be damn near

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on par with Mickey Mouse and Disney. And like you're saying, Raj,

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you got people that want the trinkets, they want the stickers,

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they want the they want the BUCkies beaver stuff, they

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want the sticker on their yetty tumblers and things. It

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really is amazing and it all it is is a

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clean place to take a dump. That's how it started.

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There's a clean place to take a dump, and it's

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blown up, sorry for the punt into what it is today.

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Yeah, it's amazing. I mean, it's amazing, what you know.

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And I I first found it out about it from

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an old girlfriend who that's where she would stop every

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single time when she was on her way up from

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Austin to come visit me.

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She would always stop at BUCkies.

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And I didn't know it was a thing, Like I

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didn't know because she was the one that said, like,

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there's this The bathrooms are the cleanest in you know,

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out of any of the.

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Gas stations like or truck stops or whatever.

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It is, like that's where she would stop on purpose

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every single time she was coming up and that was amazing.

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And Charles like yeah, yeah, and Trey and you said

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that you think that you've read that BUCkies has said

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they want to do this or is it more rumor

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based that BUCkies wants to expand into hotel casinos.

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No, I'm pretty sure it's it's a twenty five million

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dollar casino. I want to say it was somewhere and

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it was either oak like Oklahoma or Mississippi.

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Yeah. I mean, it doesn't really have the gambling thing yet,

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but if anyone can push it through, it might be BUCkies.

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But I mean, at the it's a brilliant idea. It

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just I don't even know about the hotel, but I

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have a casino attached to it because people come in

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there and they're like, yeah, spend some splots, spin some slots.

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Again, go ahead.

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I was gonna say, if they do have a hotel,

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do they come into your room every few hours and

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clean your bathroom as they do at the truck stop? Maybe?

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Or they don't even give you a bathroom in the room.

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You have to go down into the actual space to

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use it. Then you go back to your room. Smart. Yeah,

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but it's hard to believe that this whole conversation started

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with a seventy something dementia man going into a casino

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thinking he was pulling a vending machine to get doctor

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pepper and instead walked away with one point two million dollars.

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And I'm still stuck over the viral debate over luck

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ethics and confused fortune. I you contact the caretaker. I

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think what part of the story that I saw was

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that here it is he believed the casino offered snacks

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and drinks any unknowingly place to bet. So I don't

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know if he was just wandering into the casino because

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he wanted something to eat or drink, or if he

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was already in the casino gambling and was looking for

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the vending machine and just found a slot machine instead

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that looked like one. Either way, he pulls and wins

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a million dollars, which is great because hopefully that money

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can go for his care or his care taker. Yeah,

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that's fascinating.

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I've seen it, you know, because I you know, performing

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casinos a lot, and I've seen it, like they'll you know,

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people come in all the time for various reasons. You

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have like people that are like on math that come

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in and and try to, you know, put in a

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couple of bucks to see if they can get some.

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Money to go get more meth. Yeah.

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So it's I don't know if it's the same kind

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of situation, but they win, and you know, the casino

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still gives them money even though they're visibly on drugs.

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Yeah. So, And to be fair, you could have dementia

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and be sat at a slot machine and right in

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with everyone else, just mindlessly slapping on the re bet

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button on those machines because after a while you really

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just kind of tune out, right, You just hit the button,

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hit the button, hit the button, hit the button. That's

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why the slot machine thing has never been that appealing

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when I go to a casino because it just seems

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like I'm just hitting a button. It doesn't seem any

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actual skill for it.

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Yeah, it's not like you have to understand like the

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you know, the logic or the science behind like you know,

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blackjack or Texas hold them stuff.

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Like that, you know. Yeah, because at anytime I look at

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the lines on the slot machine, when you can be

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like okay, if I bet five lines or ten lines

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or seventy two lines, none of the lines ever make

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sense because sometimes when I when I'm playing a slot

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and then something comes up where it looks like I

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should get something out of it, I get nothing. Yeah,

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I'm like, but there's there's four golden koi right there.

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Why am I not getting what I don't under Meanwhile,

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next my wife is cleaning up at the section in

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the city slot machine, just pounding on. Samantha, I just

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I'm Dan along with Trey and Raj. I want to

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preface this by saying I know exactly what I'm getting

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into by telling you guys this. Okay, So a couple

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of weeks ago, I got my first facial. Oh oh,

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what was the name? Keep it anonymous. Just sit right

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here in the couck chair. No, no, uh, what's her name? Laura?

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Laura Squatter. Again, I knew exactly what I was getting

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into by bringing this up. She's transitioning. So my wife, Ash,

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we we we have this massage therapist we're big fans

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of and she's also I guess, an esthetician. And Tara's

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gotten the facial thing done after a massage and she

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would come back and be like, oh my god, that's

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so great, and she really wanted me to try it,

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and I was like, well, okay, uh so so my

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wife signed me up for my first facial and I'm

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I'm I'm not the big I liked it, but then

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it also hurt. You got have you guys have had

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a facial Yeah, I just didn't know why it hurt.

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Did you did you get a mask done or did

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they like eyebrow threading or something like that.

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No, I think that's a whole separate package.

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This is just dumping you on the forehead with it.

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It kind of felt like that at one point. It

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was more of a scraping because part of the process

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is blackhead extraction and I have some. I guess I

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had some, and she got after it with something that

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felt like a drimble but not turned on. So it

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just felt like scraping as and I could have occasionally

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feel like a little like a little of something like.

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I knew what she was doing, but I didn't expect

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it to hurt like it did. I didn't realize how

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big of a baby I am when it comes to

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things being run across my face. I said, I knew

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it as soon as I said it.

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Now, I know why you like Bucky so much.

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I don't even know what to say. Sometimes she's flocked up.

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He's like, there's too much. Yeah, it did, man, it hurt. Look,

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I fully admit that there are certain parts of my

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body that cannot tolerate pain or any sort of resistance,

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like the like I am a tenderfoot, okay, the bottom

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of my feet, or like baby feet. I cannot walk

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anywhere barefoot. I remember growing up because growing up in

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rural Oklahoma, our driveway was limestone gravel, right, and I

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remember my sister could walk on that for days. She

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could run on it if she wanted. To me, if

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the bottom of my foot got near a pebble, just

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fall over and die. That's not gonna happen. I can't

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do it. If we go to a beach where there's

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like just something that's not fully sand, if there's one

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tiny little pebble or something, my foot will find it

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and it will drop me to my knees. I have

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the I have the most asinine baby feet. It's actually annoying,

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but I can't help it. They're very sensitive. Can't do it.

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Same with uh, Like anything near my face, Like if

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something's going towards my eye freaks me out. If something

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goes in my ear freaks me out. But yeah, so

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when it comes, Yeah.

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Does your wife call you a pussy or does she

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just mutter it under her pa.

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I was gonna say the same thing. I can't believe

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that I was gonna say me exactly well, after getting

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my first facial, she stopped just short of calling me

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a pussy, but she did basically say She's like because

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she asked how was it, and I was like, well,

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it kind of hurt, and she's like, well, how long

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did that part last. I'm like, well, just like a

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couple of minutes. She's like, see, but the rest was great, right, Well, yeah,

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but that part hurt, and she did. She stopped just

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short of calling me a pussy, but I know she

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felt it in her heart. Do your massage is not hurt?

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No?

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Those doing I love it. I need to be hurt

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in a massage. She's not a facial, not a facial.

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I need you to be gentle because we did the

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massage first, then the facial, right, so I want you

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to get in there hard on the massage, but on

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the facial I was new. I needed to be treated

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with kid gloves. I needed to be more gentle, and

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instead she busted out the scraper and just went to town

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on my nose and stuff, and it hurt. And at

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one point, as she is scraping down the side of

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my nose, removing god knows what of years of build

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up in there. A single tear falls out of the

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corner of my eye and it's dark in there, so

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I don't even know if she sees it or just

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flat out didn't care. She saw it, was like, man,

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it just digs in harder. Really, Terror's next to me

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here in the studio, And she said, because Terror came

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in after me. She said, no, she told me that

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she made you cry. Great, so she noticed, so she

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noticed it. I can never I can never go back

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to her now. And she knew it, and she didn't stop.

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She saw the tear and was like, ah, she got motivated.

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Yeah she was. I'm sure calling you a pussy too. Yeah,

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that's all say.

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But what I've what I've gotten from this is some

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days you like backshots and sometimes you want to gener.

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I hate the fact that you're not technically wrong. It's

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just a matter of the definitions there. But yeah, So

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because Trey, I know that you're on record like you

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have a skincare regimen. We're all middle aged guys. Now.

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It hurts to say it, but it's true. And I'm

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not big on skincare kind of a thing. I just

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kind of just whatever trade you've got, like a thing

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that you do, and it actually killed the daty years

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one time because you She's like, I don't want I

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think you had said that you have a moisture regiment

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and that turned the date off or whatever. Yeah, but

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let's be honest. You're fifty one years old and you

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look like you're you know, thirty five forty, so it's

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working for you, so good job. Have you ever done

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the facial m have you gotten the nose scraping with

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the blackhead stuff something like it? Yeah, on the sides

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of it's like on the sides of my nose, and

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it didn't hurt. I mean, it wasn't.

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Pleasurable per se, but I didn't cry like a bitch.

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Okay, Trey, I don't think it's fair to say cry

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like a bitch because the bitches could tolerate it. It's

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it's this guy that has the tender feet and the

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sensitive nose that can't handle too much trauma on it.

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Otherwise a tear rolls out of the corner of his eye.

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And now I'm talking about myself in the third person.

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Unbelievable, right, You know, when people meet you, like they'll

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see like, you're very fit.

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You're very you know, you go to the gym, you

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work out, so does Tray.

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Yeah, but nobody would guess that you would cry from

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a blockhead removal.

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It hurts, it really really hurt. Look, I was surprised too,

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And the worst thing is is like I hear I

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have like this, what what little shred of masculinity I

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have left? In that moment, I couldn't tap out. But

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believe me, the thought crossed my mind.

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You would have literally okay, if it would have kept

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going on any longer, I would have been like I

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would have tapped her.

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I would have like, put me again. I know, the

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same thing as being in like a rear naked choke.

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I gotta tap myself out. I'm done. I can't do this.

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How often have you been in a rear naked choke?

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Only once? I'm just telling you. If it depends on

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the per maybe, But if you want to have a

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UFC fight, because remember back in the good old days

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of the octagon and the like, the early they always

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had like the interesting different styles of martial arts going

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up against each other. It was like, Okay, here's the

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taekwondo guy going up against the movie Tie. Here's a

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kickbox We can get back to that in the next UFC.

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Dana White needs to have, you know, a kickboxer going

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up against an esthetician with a blackhead removal tool and

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if she gets if she gets on top of him,

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it's over. I know what the title of this show

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is going to be? What's that? Some days Dan feels

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like a nut. I don't know if my head has

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ever hung lower in shame, except for maybe during that facial.

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I look, I already knew that women when they go

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through certain beauty procedures, that some of them come with

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a fair amount of pain and discomfort, but I really

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was not prepared for that level, like around my nose,

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and like I said, I know I have tender feet.

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I didn't realize how tender of a nose I had

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until that moment. So it's kind of like in Forty

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year Old Virgin when they get Steve Carroll on the

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table and then wax his chest. Man, that's that's nothing,

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I mean versus especially because we've done some really crazy

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stuff back on our radio days, and getting waxed that

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was nothing. You get an epilady after some of your

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chest hair, Now that's a scene that would have amped

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up the forty year Old Virgin ray. Have you ever

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seen an epilady up close? Yes? Try and you have, right,

465
00:27:54.519 --> 00:27:57.039
I mean yes, yeah, So I mean the epilady like

466
00:27:57.079 --> 00:27:59.240
when you look at the actual gizmos in there, because

467
00:27:59.240 --> 00:28:04.039
it's the shaver, right, and I was surprised that they

468
00:28:04.119 --> 00:28:07.559
still make these things. Have you ever seen I think

469
00:28:07.599 --> 00:28:11.400
it was in Final Destination three or five whatever it is,

470
00:28:11.440 --> 00:28:16.119
the one where the escalator chews up some girl. That's

471
00:28:16.160 --> 00:28:19.359
what that's what an epilady looks like. When you take

472
00:28:19.359 --> 00:28:21.920
the little cover off of an escalator and you see

473
00:28:21.920 --> 00:28:24.559
the gears underneath with all the stairs rotating and everything.

474
00:28:24.880 --> 00:28:27.200
That's what an epilady looks like. It is. It is

475
00:28:27.279 --> 00:28:31.039
something straight up torture and it rips and pulls the

476
00:28:31.079 --> 00:28:34.799
hairs out. So I can't even fathom, like some of

477
00:28:34.839 --> 00:28:38.160
the links to which women will go to just to

478
00:28:38.160 --> 00:28:46.440
make themselves quote unquote pretty waxing the epilady's stuff. There's

479
00:28:46.440 --> 00:28:50.279
something else that's I'm drawing a blank on like another

480
00:28:50.359 --> 00:28:52.559
region wax. I just that's a whole other thing. I

481
00:28:52.559 --> 00:28:55.960
can't even think of. Brazilian lefts. Yeah, I mean that's

482
00:28:56.200 --> 00:29:00.880
that's that's I mean, that's in there. Oh, the when

483
00:29:00.880 --> 00:29:04.559
they wax like inside the nose. We did that to

484
00:29:04.680 --> 00:29:05.279
Jerry once.

485
00:29:10.119 --> 00:29:13.200
I've I've pulled a nose hair. So I can't even

486
00:29:13.200 --> 00:29:14.279
fathom what waxing.

487
00:29:14.839 --> 00:29:18.200
It feels like. They they remember the girl that we

488
00:29:18.240 --> 00:29:19.480
brought in to do it. She's like, do you want

489
00:29:19.480 --> 00:29:21.440
to do it? I'm like, get your away from me. No,

490
00:29:21.480 --> 00:29:25.279
I ain't gonna happen. No, definitely not. I mean I

491
00:29:25.279 --> 00:29:27.640
would sooner go toe to toe with Michael Myers and

492
00:29:27.680 --> 00:29:31.160
a chef's knife than I would a skilled esthetician with

493
00:29:32.000 --> 00:29:37.400
a nostril waxing thing. Yeah, I've never had that done.

494
00:29:37.799 --> 00:29:38.319
I've seen it.

495
00:29:38.319 --> 00:29:41.799
I've seen a lot of the like uh like tiktoks

496
00:29:41.839 --> 00:29:43.799
and stuff like that where people are doing it and

497
00:29:43.799 --> 00:29:45.480
it looks horrific.

498
00:29:46.039 --> 00:29:50.519
Yeah, so just keep that in mind the next time,

499
00:29:50.680 --> 00:29:52.920
like Trey or Raj, if your ladies go and do

500
00:29:53.000 --> 00:29:58.920
something like that, just tell them you appreciate it. Yeah.

501
00:29:59.319 --> 00:30:03.440
But I mean, I have you ever had your eyebrows threaded?

502
00:30:04.160 --> 00:30:08.440
God? No, try that. No, I don't want to. You should.

503
00:30:08.880 --> 00:30:11.480
I don't need eyebrow threading. If anything, as a middle

504
00:30:11.480 --> 00:30:15.720
aged man, I got too much eyebrow. I'm trying to.

505
00:30:15.799 --> 00:30:17.680
I'm trying to. I'm trying to not become an andy

506
00:30:17.759 --> 00:30:19.160
rooney eyebrow project.

507
00:30:19.680 --> 00:30:21.319
Yeah, but that's something that's why they thread it.

508
00:30:21.400 --> 00:30:22.480
They get the.

509
00:30:22.440 --> 00:30:28.160
Little small hairs out that you know that that kind

510
00:30:28.160 --> 00:30:31.000
of overgrow, Yeah underneath, I'll pull those.

511
00:30:31.000 --> 00:30:33.039
If I get a flyaway that's trying to crawl up

512
00:30:33.039 --> 00:30:35.000
my forehead, I'll gang that. But like Trey is saying,

513
00:30:36.119 --> 00:30:38.000
there's two types of nose hair. So like when Trey

514
00:30:38.039 --> 00:30:40.640
said he accidentally pulled the nose hair once and can't

515
00:30:40.680 --> 00:30:44.359
even fathom doing the waxing, right, Yeah, Trey, I'm willing

516
00:30:44.400 --> 00:30:46.880
to bet that the nosehair you yanked was near the tip,

517
00:30:47.519 --> 00:30:50.880
like towards the front of your nostril, and not one

518
00:30:50.880 --> 00:30:56.200
of the big ones higher up. I'm because not all

519
00:30:56.240 --> 00:30:59.279
nose hairs are created equal. Because if you get one

520
00:30:59.279 --> 00:31:01.240
of the long ones that they're thicker and they're kind

521
00:31:01.279 --> 00:31:04.640
of hanging down from more mid nose, I'll pull that.

522
00:31:05.640 --> 00:31:07.880
But the ones that are near the tip of the nose,

523
00:31:09.960 --> 00:31:12.839
that'll that'll bring that's that'll bring a grown man to

524
00:31:12.880 --> 00:31:13.599
his knees every time.

525
00:31:13.680 --> 00:31:18.559
No, it was, I mean, I pulled it and and

526
00:31:19.480 --> 00:31:23.799
the reaction was like I teared up because I mean,

527
00:31:24.559 --> 00:31:25.359
and it wouldn't.

528
00:31:25.039 --> 00:31:25.880
That it hurt that bad.

529
00:31:25.920 --> 00:31:34.880
It was just one of those involuntary reactions of uh so, yeah.

530
00:31:32.799 --> 00:31:34.599
Yeah, that's where it's like, if you like, if one's

531
00:31:34.640 --> 00:31:36.920
hanging down and you gotta get it, like give it

532
00:31:36.960 --> 00:31:40.200
like just a slight pull to see where it's originating from.

533
00:31:40.599 --> 00:31:42.319
If it's from the tip, you got to leave it

534
00:31:42.480 --> 00:31:45.119
or you know, trim it. You can't pull that one.

535
00:31:45.279 --> 00:31:46.960
But if it's from higher up the nose, you can

536
00:31:47.079 --> 00:31:47.519
yank that.

537
00:31:49.839 --> 00:31:52.759
I just make sure there's none sticking snicking out, sticking out,

538
00:31:52.839 --> 00:31:55.200
But yeah, you brought up something that I have I

539
00:31:55.319 --> 00:32:01.480
have pondered for a while now, because inevitably, as you

540
00:32:01.519 --> 00:32:05.319
get older, for some reason, you're effing eyebrows just start

541
00:32:05.359 --> 00:32:06.079
going haywire.

542
00:32:06.480 --> 00:32:08.599
Yeah, and I have to take like, I have.

543
00:32:08.519 --> 00:32:10.279
Some trimmers, and I take a comb and I'll, like,

544
00:32:11.119 --> 00:32:14.240
you know, every other week, trim them just.

545
00:32:14.200 --> 00:32:14.839
So they you know.

546
00:32:15.279 --> 00:32:18.720
But then you look at like old men even in

547
00:32:18.799 --> 00:32:24.119
movies and things, and why can't they trim their fucking eyebrows?

548
00:32:24.920 --> 00:32:28.880
Yeah, maybe they did, well, it's just like like by

549
00:32:28.920 --> 00:32:31.200
the middle of the day, they've just regrown.

550
00:32:31.519 --> 00:32:33.079
Do you just is it just one of those things

551
00:32:33.079 --> 00:32:34.559
you get to a point in life and you're like,

552
00:32:34.920 --> 00:32:35.880
fuck it, I don't care.

553
00:32:36.240 --> 00:32:38.319
Yes, I think that's exactly what it is. It happened

554
00:32:38.359 --> 00:32:40.759
with Andy Rooney, and it happens with lots of old men.

555
00:32:41.200 --> 00:32:44.680
Eventually you just get tired of trying to weed eat

556
00:32:44.720 --> 00:32:47.240
your eyebrows and you just say, I give up, I

557
00:32:47.279 --> 00:32:49.119
don't care, and you let them do what they're gonna do,

558
00:32:49.480 --> 00:32:52.440
and you just make your day about living instead of

559
00:32:52.480 --> 00:32:54.599
trying to trim back the overgrowth.

560
00:32:55.000 --> 00:32:58.160
They're actors, like they have people that will do that

561
00:32:58.200 --> 00:32:58.960
stuff for them.

562
00:33:00.519 --> 00:33:02.759
Oh yeah, that's true. I mean that's hair and makeup.

563
00:33:02.839 --> 00:33:06.400
I mean yeah, they must have to. They have to

564
00:33:06.400 --> 00:33:08.279
be asked that you want us to trim this and

565
00:33:08.279 --> 00:33:10.720
then say no, yeah, And you know what.

566
00:33:10.799 --> 00:33:13.319
Maybe maybe that's part of the character or something. Like

567
00:33:13.880 --> 00:33:17.559
right now, all those all the doomsday teasers are happening,

568
00:33:17.599 --> 00:33:20.319
the Avengers doomsday teasers, and there's the one that came

569
00:33:20.359 --> 00:33:23.319
out with the X Men, and it's got you know,

570
00:33:23.799 --> 00:33:27.680
doctor Xavier along with Magneto and they're like playing chess

571
00:33:27.799 --> 00:33:30.519
and then they like, you know, hold each other's arm

572
00:33:30.559 --> 00:33:33.720
and you see Magneto looking really disheveled and looks like

573
00:33:33.799 --> 00:33:36.200
he didn't term those eyebrows recently. But maybe that's all

574
00:33:36.240 --> 00:33:38.240
part of the look. Could be.

575
00:33:40.519 --> 00:33:42.799
This is when I this is when I knew it

576
00:33:42.839 --> 00:33:46.359
was getting that that I gotten old is the first

577
00:33:46.440 --> 00:33:48.960
time the same way he's been cutting my hair since

578
00:33:48.960 --> 00:33:51.960
I was twenty six years old. I am now fifty,

579
00:33:52.079 --> 00:33:54.279
and I remember when I wanted to get a haircut.

580
00:33:54.839 --> 00:33:59.559
She took the the.

581
00:33:58.279 --> 00:34:01.960
Shaver to my ear mm hmm, and I was like,

582
00:34:02.000 --> 00:34:04.279
what are you doing. She's like, oh, I'm just getting

583
00:34:04.279 --> 00:34:07.039
all the ear hair off, and I was like, oh,

584
00:34:07.359 --> 00:34:08.320
son of a bitch.

585
00:34:08.920 --> 00:34:11.119
That's a day, and that's a day my dad never

586
00:34:11.159 --> 00:34:15.239
prepared me for. He helped me shave the first time,

587
00:34:15.280 --> 00:34:17.320
and that was eventually needed. He gave me the talk

588
00:34:17.360 --> 00:34:19.159
about you're wearing too much drug cart in the war,

589
00:34:20.119 --> 00:34:23.519
but he never told me about later in life. There's

590
00:34:23.519 --> 00:34:25.800
gonna be some other maintenance issues that you need to

591
00:34:25.840 --> 00:34:29.880
know about. Eyebrow hair and ear hair. When they come in,

592
00:34:30.039 --> 00:34:32.239
it's going to affect you. It's kind of like getting

593
00:34:32.280 --> 00:34:35.840
your first white beauty or chest air.

594
00:34:36.800 --> 00:34:40.320
I just that's something I think it a couple of

595
00:34:40.360 --> 00:34:45.559
years ago. It started and I was like I was

596
00:34:45.719 --> 00:34:47.239
scratching my ear or something. All of a sudden, I

597
00:34:47.239 --> 00:34:52.519
was like, pulled one out. I'm like, damn. And then

598
00:34:52.719 --> 00:34:56.360
you know, now it's like if I don't trim my

599
00:34:56.400 --> 00:35:00.719
ears once a week, there's yeah, wild crap going grown out.

600
00:35:01.199 --> 00:35:03.400
You're expecting the predator to show up and start hunting

601
00:35:03.400 --> 00:35:10.199
in there. Yeah, those are the moments that you don't

602
00:35:10.239 --> 00:35:12.639
realize that are coming eventually for us all if you

603
00:35:12.719 --> 00:35:14.519
make it that far. And maybe that's something we should

604
00:35:14.519 --> 00:35:17.119
be appreciative of, is that we've all reached an age

605
00:35:17.239 --> 00:35:19.039
that we're old enough now to where we have to

606
00:35:19.079 --> 00:35:22.599
worry about trimming our goddamn ear hair. Yeah, and not

607
00:35:22.719 --> 00:35:24.639
and not just the stuff on the edge, but like

608
00:35:24.719 --> 00:35:28.840
in the canal, I don't have that yet.

609
00:35:29.000 --> 00:35:32.000
I haven't gotten the ear inside, like the hair inside

610
00:35:32.039 --> 00:35:34.960
the ear, I haven't had those yet. But I do

611
00:35:35.039 --> 00:35:36.480
get the on the outside.

612
00:35:37.280 --> 00:35:39.800
Uh. And I still.

613
00:35:39.599 --> 00:35:43.159
Remember his wife would be in the we'd be in

614
00:35:43.159 --> 00:35:47.199
the elevator going up to our uh, our apartment in

615
00:35:47.320 --> 00:35:50.719
LA and she would just pull up. Oh, I can't

616
00:35:50.719 --> 00:35:56.320
believe you missed it. She got such a kick. Yeah.

617
00:35:56.440 --> 00:35:59.320
If you're a single guy, yeah, if you're a single guy,

618
00:35:59.400 --> 00:36:01.480
now you guys say or new relationships now, so this

619
00:36:01.519 --> 00:36:04.119
doesn't matter for you as much. But if you're a

620
00:36:04.159 --> 00:36:06.559
single guy and you're older and you're starting to get

621
00:36:06.559 --> 00:36:09.719
the ear here and you don't want to be worried

622
00:36:09.719 --> 00:36:12.159
about being self conscious about certain things, this is what

623
00:36:12.199 --> 00:36:14.519
you have to do on a date. If it's outside,

624
00:36:15.119 --> 00:36:19.039
make sure you face the sun. One, it's polite to

625
00:36:19.039 --> 00:36:21.800
put your eyes in the sunlight. That's kind of chivalrous, right.

626
00:36:23.159 --> 00:36:25.320
Two that means you can wear sunglasses and look around

627
00:36:25.360 --> 00:36:29.840
if they're mirrored lenses. Three, you don't want to have

628
00:36:30.159 --> 00:36:35.119
the sun behind your head, because then whatever hairs you

629
00:36:35.280 --> 00:36:41.199
have missed on your ears will then stand out. So

630
00:36:41.639 --> 00:36:43.800
if you're doing like you're gonna meet someone at Starbucks

631
00:36:43.840 --> 00:36:47.400
or a coffee and you're sitting outside, don't don't have

632
00:36:47.480 --> 00:36:49.960
her face the sun, otherwise the sun will illuminate all

633
00:36:50.000 --> 00:36:55.280
the hairs on your body that you missed, which is

634
00:36:55.400 --> 00:36:59.239
very odd advice. Well, I mean you may have missed one.

635
00:36:59.239 --> 00:37:03.760
I'm just thinking maybe it was improbably true. First dates

636
00:37:03.800 --> 00:37:09.639
do you go on, Well, I haven't been on one

637
00:37:09.719 --> 00:37:13.800
since two thousand and nine, so there's some random thoughts

638
00:37:13.840 --> 00:37:18.199
that occasionally crossed my mind, is all I'm saying. Yeah,

639
00:37:18.239 --> 00:37:19.920
someone might appreciate that. Okay.

640
00:37:21.000 --> 00:37:23.880
I make sure that like, you know, the eyebrowser trimmed,

641
00:37:23.920 --> 00:37:26.719
and then the side, you know, the ear hairs are done. Like,

642
00:37:26.800 --> 00:37:29.599
I make sure all that's taken care of, like on

643
00:37:29.679 --> 00:37:33.000
a regular basis, because it does grow bad and I

644
00:37:33.000 --> 00:37:34.800
don't even know how it happens, but it'll be like

645
00:37:34.960 --> 00:37:39.119
overnight and then there's one hair that is like an

646
00:37:39.199 --> 00:37:40.320
inch and a half long.

647
00:37:42.480 --> 00:37:46.159
Nowhere. Yeah, like, what is this miracle? Girl? How did

648
00:37:46.199 --> 00:37:47.039
this happen? Overnight?

649
00:37:47.400 --> 00:37:50.039
I have a I have a a a single hair

650
00:37:50.599 --> 00:37:53.519
that pops up like overnight and it's long.

651
00:37:53.559 --> 00:37:55.800
It's over two inches, like out of the back of

652
00:37:55.880 --> 00:37:59.920
my ear lobe. Oh wow, that's weird.

653
00:38:00.760 --> 00:38:04.480
Yeah, there's time I was like, well, there's a hair

654
00:38:04.519 --> 00:38:06.920
hanging down. I was like, I tugged on it, and

655
00:38:07.000 --> 00:38:09.159
it's like, oh, it's attached to something.

656
00:38:09.280 --> 00:38:13.519
Are you kidding me? You pull in your ear discussed

657
00:38:13.599 --> 00:38:19.559
sagging down with it. Welcome to middle aged man. Yeah,

658
00:38:19.920 --> 00:38:23.119
the nose hair thing, didn't you know? It's never bothered me,

659
00:38:23.199 --> 00:38:24.719
Like I can, I can trim it. I don't can

660
00:38:24.760 --> 00:38:26.559
tweeze it if I need to, Like I don't cry

661
00:38:27.320 --> 00:38:27.960
on that stuff.

662
00:38:28.000 --> 00:38:29.639
And like when I was in the hospital, like they

663
00:38:29.719 --> 00:38:32.440
put this thing called this is the name of it,

664
00:38:32.719 --> 00:38:34.079
and I think I talked about it. It's called a

665
00:38:34.119 --> 00:38:38.440
rhino rocket, which I don't know why you would name

666
00:38:38.519 --> 00:38:41.679
something like that. But they put a two inch plastic

667
00:38:42.559 --> 00:38:46.199
piece with mesh that's around it into my notes And

668
00:38:46.320 --> 00:38:48.840
if you don't think you can, I mean it's impressive what.

669
00:38:50.360 --> 00:38:54.599
They can get into your notes is a lot deeper

670
00:38:54.679 --> 00:38:58.679
than you think it is. Yeah, it's I don't know

671
00:38:58.719 --> 00:39:00.960
if they've done that episode on the pit yet, where

672
00:39:01.000 --> 00:39:03.440
the emergency room patient comes in and they treat them

673
00:39:03.599 --> 00:39:07.679
like someone that's about to be mummified, which is kind

674
00:39:07.679 --> 00:39:08.679
of what you've been going through.

675
00:39:08.760 --> 00:39:13.679
Later, Yes, Rajer's nose, play your ass, play Dan, and

676
00:39:16.119 --> 00:39:20.119
amazing what you can get up there, Hey.

677
00:39:24.199 --> 00:39:30.960
Stick the right amount of motivation and lube. Don't never

678
00:39:31.039 --> 00:39:34.000
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679
00:39:34.440 --> 00:39:38.440
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680
00:39:38.440 --> 00:39:40.840
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681
00:39:40.960 --> 00:39:45.000
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687
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Mhm.