Aug. 5, 2024

Swimming With Turds | Episode 106

Swimming With Turds | Episode 106

In this episode, we discuss the tragedy that is 80s style coming back (for men), the dirty Paris Olympics, and we introduce you to Indian Nostradamus!

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In this episode, we discuss the tragedy that is 80s style coming back (for men), the dirty Paris Olympics, and we introduce you to Indian Nostradamus!

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It is time to leave your worries outside and come

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laugh with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along

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with Trade Trendholme and Rod Sharma. Welcome to episode one.

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the dirty Olympians, and before we get into people dressing

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car ride with Trey where he told me we need

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into some serious stupid you boys. Ready, Yeah, I live

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on an island in the Caribbean. That's pretty well established.

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I am currently in Texas at you as you guys know,

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and the last time my wife and I were here

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was Christmas, So now we're talking eight months later, and

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it seems that even in eight months, a lot of

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things have changed stateside, not only construction in North Texas.

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You got new buildings popping up every three or four days,

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roads being built and demolished, all at the same time,

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sometime at the same time. And I've also noticed how

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people look different, because we typically see people in vacation mode.

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It's T shirts, tank.

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Tops, swimsuits, sandals, basic vacation where right in the States

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everyone wears more regular things. But the thing that I

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have noticed the most lately is that everyone seems to

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be dressing like my dad, and more specifically everyone, like

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all these dudes are dressing like my father from the eighties.

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I'm talking short shorts, tall socks, mustaches. The only thing

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they're missing is walking from the bedroom to the laundry

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room in worn out tidy whities.

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With with your junk hanging out.

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That's the that's that's the final step to these dudes

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becoming my father from the eighties.

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I was just saying, like, short shorts, tall socks, mustaches.

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I can kind of figure out the neighborhood you're in

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there only three other members and you have queen.

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Know this.

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This this is not a running around you know, Cedar Springs,

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Dallas neighborhood type of thing. No, this is I've seen

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it in Addison, I've seen it in Plano. I've seen

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it in uh. We saw it at the Foe at

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our pool party the other day. Dudes dressing like our

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dads from the eighties. Again, short shorts, tall socks, mustaches.

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They look like our coaches from the eighties too, because

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that was the style and for whatever reason, and that's

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it's it's it's it's fashionable.

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Now I don't know it's I've actually had this conversation

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with some younger guys and I've told him because and

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this we had more to do with the mullet, but

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that overall look, and I'm like, go back and look

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at our pictures. It's not a good look. It doesn't

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age well. You will not look back at these pictures

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twenty years from now and go, damn, I missed that.

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Yeah, exactly.

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You don't want the tight roll jeans with the Coca

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Cola T shirt and the goofy the actual like Walt

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Disney World had goofy with the floppy ears. I'm describing myself.

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I was five, by the way. You don't want that photo.

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My mom has that photo somewhere of me at disney

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World with the goofy hat, a red Coca Cola T shirt,

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I think, yellowish shorts, I've maybe either rebox or or Converse,

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and knee high socks.

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What were you on like this?

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The Oklahoma version of Wednesday's Child.

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Also is this not that day? But overall, yes, after

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you hit the wooden Bean, is that when you got

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to start dressing yourself? And that's what I think.

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It was around the same time that I went head

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first into that playground to clip.

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I think.

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I think the goofy hat gives that one away.

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Yeah, yeah, I think speaking of my daddy looked at

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me and said, is that what you want, big fella?

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Go ahead, you can have it.

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Uh, yeah, I don't.

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But here's the other thing I've noticed about it is

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that with all the dudes dressing like our dads and

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coaches from the eighties, the women have drawn a line. Right,

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so the guys short shorts, tall socks, mustaches, and they're

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not good mustaches, by the way, mullets. The women have

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taken on the eighties fashion trends, but not the hair

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because the hair from the eighties on women has not

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come around. The women will wear the all the same

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clothing from the eighties, but they have not done the

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hair with the poofy thing up on the front and

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the bangs hanging down and what the bear claw, Yes

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they the bear claw hairdo has not come back around

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in the twenty first century.

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So the ladies have some taste.

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Well, I just don't think there's also a hair product

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strong enough anymore, because I think those have been outlawed.

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Yeah, that's right, because in the eighties all that hair

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spray put a hole in the ozone, that's right, and

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now Aquinet's not as strong as it used to be,

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so that's why they can't even do the bear claw hair.

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Yeah, because I mean I was a fan of like,

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I didn't know how Like. I would just like to

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see a tutorial of how that haird is done, because

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it was phenomenal just to see in high school, to

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see these girls the efforts that it had to have

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taken to get to achieve the bear claw, as Trey

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calls it. Yeah, I would love to see that come out.

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I don't think anybody has the time anymore again, and

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or the product.

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And you know it.

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Here's the other thing.

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I'm not even sure that Hollywood embraced it because if

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you go back and watch Stranger Things, you know it's

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set in the eighties at least the first few seasons, right.

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I don't think.

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Any of the characters, any of the female characters, attempted

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the bear claw haird. And maybe that's because even the

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hairdressing department said, we can't.

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That's just too much. That's asking way too much.

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We could put Jim Carrey in a Grinch outfit for

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twenty hours each and every day, but we can't do

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that hair do anymore.

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That was a uniquely Southern look I believe.

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Yes, Oh they didn't have that above the Mason Dixon.

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I really don't think so.

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So Hawkins, Indiana wouldn't have had I feel like Hawkins,

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Indiana would have had that hairdo.

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No.

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I know Bartlesville, Oklahoma lived on it. My sister every

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single morning. Bear claw, bear claw, bear claw.

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Yeah. I don't think like I if you went like

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the East Coast, I don't think. Uh, I don't think

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you're gonna get it because.

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It's Yeah, that really was kind of the female mullet.

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It was, Yeah, there's more party in the front and

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in the back it was.

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It was it was butt crunchy all over.

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Yeah. Yeah, that was that was making like and the

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higher it got, I like it's like what they call

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it now would be peacocking, right, Like, the higher it got,

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it was like the more attractive that person was. Like,

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so if you could, if you could date a girl

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with like the big I mean, like the giant bear claw,

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like you had status.

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Oh yeah, that's head cheerleader right there.

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It's like she maybe five four, but her hair makes

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her six foot.

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It's like it's like fletched six fletch six four six

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nine with the afro.

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Yeah right there, and their their homecoming mom would would

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be the same size as their bare claw.

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Maybe that was the inspiration for their hair do. It

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was actually modeled after the gargantuan.

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Homecoming it was. It was designed as a counterbalance, like

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you have to keep you have to be able to

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stand up right, like there was so much happening up here,

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you had to be able to you know, ground something.

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So really in the eighties, uh, they were, they were

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employing physics just to stay upright between the hair and

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the homecoming moms.

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I would love to I would love to watch a

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tutorial on how that's done. So if somebody out there,

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there's a listener out there that has the a storage

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unit somewhere that has Aquinet hidden and has the hair

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and the time to do this black market aquet, that's

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what you'd have to get today. Or what was it

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was the other one? White Rain? From that one?

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Uh?

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Yeah, that was that was the other one. If you

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couldn't afford Aquinet, there was white Rain.

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I don't remember the White Rain.

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Yeah. It was a very very very It's like being

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off off off Broadway it was off off off market,

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Like I think you found it like a like a

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surplus store or something like whatever. Yeah, town small, definitely,

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town small. That's what. They just pumped it through the

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air conditioning.

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So would the White Rain be like in this like

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in the same aisle as soul Glow or they'll still

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be different glow like a premium product.

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Oh yeah, I mean it's definitely a premium product. So

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I mean soul Glow would have a standy like it'll

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have a person like you can see like the desired

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effect of the soul glow.

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It might have a little bit with apollonia.

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Yeah, and it might have like some fiber optic like

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to give it the shimmer behind it. Like white Rain,

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you just found it just felt. I don't think there

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was a price. You could walk out the store and

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nobody's gonna care.

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It was just it was just in one of those binds.

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Yeah, that's what that's what I'm saying. That is off

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off off market. It was just a bin full of

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other stuff.

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Yeah, White rain. God, I don't remember. I mean I

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remember La Looks, you know, for the gel.

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Oh yeah, that's a that was the one out right there.

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La Looks and they carried over into the nineties.

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They did, they went, they they helped I'm sure form

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some of the hairdos on nine O two and oh.

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Oh absolutely yeah.

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And it's amazing because La Looks was able to skirt

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all those EPA regulations that AquaNet couldn't.

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You know, I just completely bypassing moose. Oh, my sister,

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that's right. She when she would do her hair every

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morning before school, when she was making the bare cloth

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thing with the bangs looked like an ocean curl and

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the open ball on top of the ocean curl. In

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addition to the AquaNet, she had to use moose as well.

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Yeah, wow, moose Vidal Sassoon's.

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Absolutely for the extra crunchy.

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Because it was a european's.

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I think it seemed it seemed more like Funyon.

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I think White Rain had a moose too, but it

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was an actual moose. I don't think it.

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Was Fit's moose. I don't think they're calling it White Rain.

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I think it's something else.

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I think I'm the queen of just petty and I'm absolutely.

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not that I think that men are trash or I

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can do it myself because I have really weak hands

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and no upper body strength. But a city inspector where

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we were going to get an inspection on the work

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that we did, showed up on site talking to one

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of my my licensed plumbers and said, I'm so f

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and t can I cuss on a podcast? I'm so

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fucking tired of secretary's talking above their pay grade, you know,

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blah blahlah blah blah blah. And without provocation, my plumber

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came back to me and was like, Hey, this inspector,

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he is not like you.

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I said, tell me what he said, and he told me,

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and I felt my eyeballs roll back in the back

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of my back of my head, and I was losing

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my mind, and so I ultimately sent an email to

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his supervisor and him at the same time, and I

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just said, hey, my name's Jacqueline with Brooks Plumbing and Garland.

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Today this inspector showed up at my job site and

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spoke sparagingly about me to my employees.

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My plumber's feedback, without provacad was that Mike said he

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was sick of fucking dealing with secretaries who don't know

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what they're talking about. I said, my feelings aren't hurt

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by this feedback. I know I'm difficult, However, I'm not

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a secretary. I'm the vice president of the company, and

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Mike's willingness to be little meat in where my abilities

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is wildly unprofessional. I can't help but feel that there's

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maybe a little bit of gender bias at play. Said,

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it's already difficult enough for a woman to hold a

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position of authority in a construction industry, but I hold

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mine firmly in with great grace, I said, I will

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not tolerate such behavior on my job sites. If your

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inspector would like to complain about me, they're more than

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welcome to complain about me directly to me at the

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end of the day, I'm just trying to pull permits

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and pass inspections. And that's kind of it in a nutshell.

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You just want to do it, and you want to

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do it well, and you don't want to argue. I

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felt like I was bringing people into the Dean of

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what a ridiculous conversation to be having, and it's.

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I was just like, Oh, I just want my green tag.

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That's all I want out of life is just to

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don't even think that's being petty. I think that's keeping

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people accountable.

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I think so. And then we'll have to do this

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But I have another accountability thing that we just just

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It's awesome.

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You know what's pretty cool about this show is the

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fact that not only will we occasionally tease content in

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the show to keep you listening, our advertisers tease their

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can take a page out of your book and swear

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that's pretty fucking awesome.

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I'm so glad I get to cuss on here. It's

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going to be a whole different version of Jacqueline now

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that I know that I.

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Can do that, you can, you know, swear to your

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heart's content, fucking a right. Two one, four, three, six,

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back to dude dudes dressing like my dad from the eighties,

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the mustache thing. Look, I'm a purist when it comes

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to facial hair, especially when it comes to mustaches, because

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a lot of these mustaches that dudes are sporting today

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are terrible. They're pencil thin, the nasty like Lieutenant Dangle

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hornstar style, just gross. Like you have a piece of

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fried chicken breading hanging off of it. It's just nasty,

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pencil thin, gross, unsanitary mustaches. I am a firm believer

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that if you are going to grow a mustache, if

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you are going to sport a mustache, it better looks

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as good as either my fathers did in the eighties

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or Tom Selick's. Anything short of that, don't even mess

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with it. Same with you with beards, like if if

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you if you cannot grow an you know, a contiguous

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beard that looks uniform, don't do it. Just stop because

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then you just look like a like a like a

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patchy monkey thing.

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And just yeah. But you can also if you want to,

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if you want to style it up a little bit,

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you can go Freddy Mercury, you know, I know, there's

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the full selic. Yeah, but if you want to make

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it got a little European flair.

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But that's the thing is he could have done the

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full sellac whole lip mustache, but then he styled it

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to make it look yes like he was basically without

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saying it, inviting anyone and everyone for a ride. But

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it still had body to it. It was a good

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looking mustache. You're like, you're not going to look at

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Freddy Mercury's mustache and think he shouldn't have that. You

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see him with that mustache and go, yeah, that's him.

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Everything you've said is why I don't have any facial hair.

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Be I know this is a week's growth everything.

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Wow, seriously, Yeah.

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I literally I shave on Fridays.

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Like that's wow. You are living the dream, buddy.

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Hell yeah, man, I shaved this morning and I shaved

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an eight. That's what this looks like.

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Yeah, it's like most people understand five o'clock shadow. Raj

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has a five o'clock homeless beard, like four o'clock Gandolf.

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If I just shaved on Fridays, if I let it

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go through the wrestled eat like is that Indian double door?

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What's he doing?

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Yeah?

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Yeah, Because if you only shaved on Fridays, by Wednesday,

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you would not be allowed to fly anywhere, and by Friday,

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you'd have your own mythical character in some movie franchise.

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On Friday, I'm randomly selected. On Wednesdays, I'm randomly on Friday,

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I'm a wizard. That's what I You just got. You

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just gotta wait it out, Roger. I'm gonna try I'm

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gonna see how long. Let's see what we can do.

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I might start just today and not do the just

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see how big the beard we can get.

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I say, do that.

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Let's do the one week trial. You you take on

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trays shaving habits for one week, which is you shave

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on Friday and then you don't do it until the

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following Friday, and let's see how far you can get.

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Okay, let's okay. We'll have to take it before and

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after picture.

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So absolutely the before will be will be interesting, but

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the after will be you standing in a hallway with

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a wooden staff screaming you shall not pass.

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Or I'm being waterboarded.

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I think that'd be the the transition photo, so that

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way you come back as white.

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Raj Gandalf.

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All right, I'm up for the challenge. I like it.

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I'm glad you are.

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Uh.

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Speaking of being up for the challenge, the Olympics are

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still going on, and it's been interesting to see all

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the other stories happening at the Olympics. Sure, the women's

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US gymnastics team, they won gold again.

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They're badasses.

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We had fun talking about the women's rugby team winning

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bronze and how awesome they were, But there's been some

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of these other offshoot stories that have been happening with

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the Olympics. And I use the word shoot very intentionally

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because the shooting things at the Olympics have been making

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headlines where I don't really remember that happening before. One

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of which is there are a number of people online

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that believe Turkey, the country of Turkey, they think that

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one of their participants in the shooting sports is a

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hit man because all these competitors I didn't say athletes,

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but all these competitors in the shooting sports have all

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this paraphernalia. They got it to look like World Series

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of Poker players but with like airsoft pistols, right. They

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got the big headphones, they got these funky glasses, all

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this weird paraphernalia. But this dude from Turkey just shows

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up with a pair of reading glasses and his gun

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and he he just he smokes everyone into the metal round. Yeah,

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And he honestly does look a little bit like an assassin.

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He looks like Clive Owen, the assassin that comes after

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Jason Bourne in the first Jason Bourne.

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Okay, do we have a picture of him? Uh?

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Yes?

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Hang on, see I'll pull it up here in just

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a second.

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Rise.

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Nondescript middle aged white guy is exactly how I would

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really and he's from Turkey.

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Yeah, so you're right, Trey. Not only is that a

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perfect description if you were holding an open casting for

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nondescript middle aged white guy, that's what this shooter from

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Turkey looks like. But if you are in actual, honest

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to goodness assassin in real life, that's what you would

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want to look like. So you could just breeze byto everybody, yeah,

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blend dead.

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Wow.

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Okay, So Raj, here you go. I'm gonna show you

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two shooters side by side, and you tell me which

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one you think is the hit man from Turkey.

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Okay, okay, are you ready?

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Yep?

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All right, here we go.

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Which one do you think is the hit man?

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Oh? Yeah for sure? Yeah yeah, that's uh.

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I believe the dude on the right, clearly, he's got

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the salt and pepper hair, his reading glasses, one arm

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up and just not giving an f He's like, I'm

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just gonna shoot this real quick. The guy on the

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left from Serbia, he's got oversized ear muffs, weird glass,

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tight targeting things from Star wars some lines on his head.

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I don't even know what.

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Half that stuff is. But the guy from Turkey don't

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need it.

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He's just it's pretty amazing when you got the guy

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from Turkey just raw dogging the shooting at the Olympics.

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And that's I never realized the tech they're allowed to wear.

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I mean, like some of the eyeglasses look like something

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the borg would have stall on your eyes.

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It's those performance enhancing uh materials.

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Yeah, he's shooting the target like he wants to go.

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So when do we start shooting the people?

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Does bring me challenge?

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Put them in caught. Let's see.

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I'm not even using night sights.

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These are just simple iron sights.

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These are even prescription glasses. I don't even know why

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I'm winning these.

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I got these at zvs cvs Paris three dollars.

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Yeah, he's killed, he's killed people. He he just woke

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up and like he literally just walks in. He's like,

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I'll see you guys after the Golden after the metal ceremony,

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people and drink.

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After the metal ceremony, He's got to go home and

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make petu butter and jelly sandwiches for his kids.

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Lunches I have to make I just take the kids

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to school, murder some foreign diplomat and then pick them up.

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It's a long day to day.

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My list is very low.

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But speaking of shooting in things at the Olympics, we're

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talking about this guy from Turkey. The South Korea female

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shooters were really, really good, and someone pointed out, how

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is it that the United States of America, which is

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clearly known for guns, has not done better? Like, how

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is the country with the Second Amendment not done better

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at shooting in the Olympics.

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And I have a theory as to.

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Why all these shooting contests at the Olympics. They're all

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shooting at targets. If you want to see American exceptionalism

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with guns, they have to be pointed at other people.

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We're really good at that. We get a gold medal

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every single day for shooting each other.

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That's the sport the guy from Turkey is waiting for

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to shoot other people. Would I will kill it this?

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I mean literally, I will kill it this.

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I mean really it would be if if you get

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the hitman shooter from Turkey and then all the contingent

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of the US shooters instead of shooting at targets, just

483
00:25:15.279 --> 00:25:17.799
make it a one in the chamber multiplayer thing like

484
00:25:17.839 --> 00:25:20.279
Call of Duty and then see who comes out with

485
00:25:20.359 --> 00:25:20.720
a metal.

486
00:25:20.920 --> 00:25:22.920
It needs to be like the opening scene and scenes

487
00:25:23.000 --> 00:25:26.680
and Men in Black, where Will Smith is going through

488
00:25:26.680 --> 00:25:29.039
that obstacle course with the aliens and things popping out.

489
00:25:29.319 --> 00:25:31.839
Then you would see American exceptionalism.

490
00:25:33.319 --> 00:25:36.799
If it's just random people though there's no actual target,

491
00:25:36.960 --> 00:25:37.799
just random people.

492
00:25:40.680 --> 00:25:43.960
Yeah, airsoft guns, they're not that Yeah, not high caliber enough.

493
00:25:44.039 --> 00:25:45.559
No, okay, yeah that's true.

494
00:25:46.119 --> 00:25:49.400
They're too wimpy for American hands. It is pretty embarrassing though.

495
00:25:49.519 --> 00:25:53.519
And when they start the qualifying at the shooting contest

496
00:25:53.559 --> 00:25:55.839
at the Olympics, when the Americans step up, they have

497
00:25:55.920 --> 00:25:58.799
to physically move their shoulders towards the target because there's

498
00:25:58.839 --> 00:26:06.920
so buy seaport to get the It's terrible, but.

499
00:26:09.440 --> 00:26:12.640
It's so true. Like the other way, Brad, the other way.

500
00:26:13.279 --> 00:26:15.640
It's like everyone shows up. When the South Koreans are

501
00:26:15.640 --> 00:26:18.440
shooting at the targets with the Americans d or the arena,

502
00:26:18.519 --> 00:26:20.039
everyone runs.

503
00:26:24.440 --> 00:26:28.559
You're listening to the Treehouse. Visit us online that Treehouse

504
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on air dot com.

505
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A three three Cook DFW is the phone number to

506
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reach Daniel Cook from Cook DFW Roofing and Restoration for

507
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your free roof inspection. Let's get Daniel into the treehouse now,

508
00:26:46.559 --> 00:26:48.200
and I'm going to ask you a question that I

509
00:26:48.240 --> 00:26:51.400
asked Raj and Tray not that long ago, and that is,

510
00:26:51.559 --> 00:26:55.039
if you had to fight to the death, either a

511
00:26:55.119 --> 00:26:58.559
meth field attack squirrel or Gary Busey, choose.

512
00:26:58.279 --> 00:27:00.680
Wisely, we'll both scare the hell out of me.

513
00:27:02.160 --> 00:27:02.720
They should.

514
00:27:03.960 --> 00:27:07.680
I've seen some recent pictures of Gary Busey, and goodness, gracious, man,

515
00:27:07.720 --> 00:27:11.559
I don't know what he's done, but I'm like, this

516
00:27:11.720 --> 00:27:13.799
is a prime example why I'm gonna quit drinking.

517
00:27:14.000 --> 00:27:16.440
I mean, and wear a helmet while riding a motorcycle.

518
00:27:16.759 --> 00:27:21.920
Yes, so, oh man, you know those squirrels are Those

519
00:27:21.960 --> 00:27:27.000
squirrels are nasty, and especially a meth field squirrel. You know,

520
00:27:27.039 --> 00:27:29.039
those are big rodents and people just if they think

521
00:27:29.079 --> 00:27:31.559
they're fluffy and cute, but people don't look at them

522
00:27:31.640 --> 00:27:32.319
like they're rats.

523
00:27:32.440 --> 00:27:32.640
You know.

524
00:27:32.680 --> 00:27:34.839
People look at a rat, they're like, oh, disgusting of

525
00:27:34.880 --> 00:27:35.880
the scirrel like, oh, oh.

526
00:27:35.759 --> 00:27:38.200
Cute, They're like, no, they're the same thing. One just

527
00:27:38.240 --> 00:27:39.200
has a big fluffy tail.

528
00:27:39.599 --> 00:27:43.359
Yeah, and I'm thinking that they could jump and maybe

529
00:27:43.400 --> 00:27:44.960
get me in some places I don't want to get.

530
00:27:45.200 --> 00:27:46.039
I'm gonna take Gary.

531
00:27:46.079 --> 00:27:48.119
I'm gonna take Gary Baucy on you.

532
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If you have issues with your roof, whether it's a

533
00:27:50.720 --> 00:27:53.519
meth field attack, squirrels making holes in your shingles or

534
00:27:53.559 --> 00:27:57.559
your sowets, or if Gary Busey's on your roof tearing

535
00:27:57.559 --> 00:27:59.799
it up, whatever the case is, Daniel Cook can come

536
00:27:59.839 --> 00:28:03.519
in and after the fact, after they're gone, and he'll

537
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fix it for you. Eight three three Cook DFW the

538
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website Go todfw dot com.

539
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546
00:28:35.759 --> 00:28:38.559
thing I wanted to point out about the Olympics and

547
00:28:38.599 --> 00:28:42.720
some of the peripheral stories that have been happening around

548
00:28:42.839 --> 00:28:49.720
Paris is the dirty river water in Paris.

549
00:28:50.279 --> 00:28:50.559
Uh.

550
00:28:50.640 --> 00:28:52.480
Now, granted, I took French in high school for a

551
00:28:52.559 --> 00:28:54.200
few years. But I'm not sure if I'm saying the

552
00:28:54.279 --> 00:28:56.440
name of the river properly. Is it the Sane River.

553
00:28:56.640 --> 00:28:58.839
It's the Sin the Sen River, that makes.

554
00:28:58.720 --> 00:29:03.680
Sense, the Senriver, So the Sand River has been dirty

555
00:29:03.759 --> 00:29:06.759
for hundreds of years. I mean, I'm pretty sure Paris

556
00:29:06.839 --> 00:29:10.759
was designed for all the sewage to flow directly into it, right.

557
00:29:12.559 --> 00:29:14.480
Well, that was an.

558
00:29:14.359 --> 00:29:19.440
Issue that was brought up with the International Olympic Committee

559
00:29:19.480 --> 00:29:21.880
when it came time to whether or not to.

560
00:29:21.839 --> 00:29:23.759
Award Paris the Olympics.

561
00:29:23.759 --> 00:29:28.559
Contrecte like, well, your river's kind of a toilet, so

562
00:29:28.559 --> 00:29:30.839
how can we fix this to actually have the Olympics

563
00:29:30.839 --> 00:29:32.400
and have events in that river?

564
00:29:32.440 --> 00:29:34.519
And oh, we'll get it cleaned up. So they get

565
00:29:34.519 --> 00:29:35.119
it cleaned.

566
00:29:34.960 --> 00:29:38.640
Up at the cost of one point five billion.

567
00:29:38.559 --> 00:29:41.680
That's right, And then one point five billion dollars of

568
00:29:41.680 --> 00:29:48.119
cleanup efforts went away all in one flood because it

569
00:29:48.160 --> 00:29:50.880
all came roaring back into the river to where they

570
00:29:50.920 --> 00:29:55.400
had to actually postpone certain events that were scheduled to

571
00:29:55.440 --> 00:29:58.720
take place in the Sinn River for the Paris Olympics,

572
00:29:59.240 --> 00:30:03.119
and that includes the triathlon because they're not doing the

573
00:30:03.240 --> 00:30:06.759
regular swimming stuff in the river, which would be interesting.

574
00:30:07.640 --> 00:30:09.960
They still do all the freestyle.

575
00:30:09.440 --> 00:30:12.000
And the breaststroke and all those things that Michael Phelps

576
00:30:12.240 --> 00:30:14.519
and Katie Ldecki have dominated at They do that in

577
00:30:14.519 --> 00:30:18.160
a controlled environment, in a chlorinated pool. It would be

578
00:30:18.160 --> 00:30:20.200
interesting to see how they would do in the open

579
00:30:20.559 --> 00:30:24.160
dirty water though. But other events do happen in that water,

580
00:30:24.359 --> 00:30:27.680
like the triathlon. The rowing stuff happens now. Granted, the rowers,

581
00:30:27.799 --> 00:30:30.279
unless something is really gone bad, they don't have to

582
00:30:30.319 --> 00:30:33.759
actually get in the water. The triathletes do because they

583
00:30:33.799 --> 00:30:39.160
got to swim in that water. And there's one Olympian

584
00:30:39.200 --> 00:30:46.119
in particular from Belgium, and she took issue with some

585
00:30:46.240 --> 00:30:49.880
of the pollution in the water at the Paris Olympics

586
00:30:50.319 --> 00:30:53.039
because there was a postponement due to the pollution. The

587
00:30:53.079 --> 00:30:56.680
water was deemed safe enough to swim on Wednesday, but

588
00:30:57.319 --> 00:31:00.400
just a couple of days before the river was and

589
00:31:00.599 --> 00:31:05.559
had you know, monumental amounts of E. Coli and other bacteria. Okay, So,

590
00:31:06.839 --> 00:31:10.640
Julian Vermilion of Belgium, who finished twenty fourth in the triathlon,

591
00:31:10.759 --> 00:31:14.240
blasted Olympic officials who made the call to hold the race.

592
00:31:15.400 --> 00:31:18.119
While she admitted that a cancelation would have been a disgrace.

593
00:31:18.920 --> 00:31:21.039
She said she didn't think the water was safe enough

594
00:31:21.039 --> 00:31:23.920
to swim, and she said, while swimming under the bridge,

595
00:31:23.960 --> 00:31:26.400
I felt and saw things that we shouldn't.

596
00:31:26.000 --> 00:31:27.000
Think about too much.

597
00:31:28.079 --> 00:31:31.279
Oh, I drank a lot of water, so we'll know

598
00:31:31.359 --> 00:31:34.079
tomorrow if I'm sick or not. It doesn't taste like

599
00:31:34.160 --> 00:31:37.119
coca cola or sprite. Of course, the sin River has

600
00:31:37.160 --> 00:31:39.480
been dirty for one hundred years, so they can't say

601
00:31:39.480 --> 00:31:45.920
the safety of the athletes is a priority. That is bull.

602
00:31:45.960 --> 00:31:49.400
That's the wrong button. Hang on, she said, that's b. Yes,

603
00:31:49.480 --> 00:31:52.000
that's bull. That's still the wrong button. Oh, hang on,

604
00:31:52.119 --> 00:31:52.599
that's bolt.

605
00:31:52.799 --> 00:31:54.200
There we go, there we go.

606
00:31:54.960 --> 00:31:57.880
I'll fine, I'll figure out these buttons eventually. But yeah,

607
00:31:58.000 --> 00:32:01.720
you know, nothing like one leg of the triathlon having

608
00:32:01.759 --> 00:32:08.559
to swim through a little, a literal river of I

609
00:32:08.559 --> 00:32:10.680
mean it's bad enough when the triathlon when during the

610
00:32:10.680 --> 00:32:14.400
swimming portion, because all these competitors are around you, Now

611
00:32:14.480 --> 00:32:20.000
imagine duty. That's probably when your hand reaches forward and

612
00:32:20.039 --> 00:32:20.920
it touches it.

613
00:32:22.559 --> 00:32:27.000
Yeah, yeah, that's a that's a that's a thing. That's

614
00:32:27.039 --> 00:32:30.680
a in in like in India, there are like, you know,

615
00:32:30.880 --> 00:32:32.680
the on the side of the road that you have

616
00:32:32.720 --> 00:32:35.279
little creeks and people will do their business in the

617
00:32:35.400 --> 00:32:38.079
in the creeks and stuff like that. But uh, full

618
00:32:38.119 --> 00:32:43.400
on river of do Uh that is a.

619
00:32:42.960 --> 00:32:45.480
I think they should just rename that the Shawshank event.

620
00:32:49.359 --> 00:32:52.319
You get the award, you get the antide Frame Award

621
00:32:52.440 --> 00:32:56.839
for swimming through all the excrement to get to the

622
00:32:57.000 --> 00:32:58.920
to get to the gold medal podium.

623
00:32:58.720 --> 00:33:00.880
All expense paid trip. Does they watching? Ah?

624
00:33:00.960 --> 00:33:04.880
Yeah, when they fly home the flight like you might

625
00:33:04.920 --> 00:33:06.839
as well just go ahead and put on the biohazard suits.

626
00:33:11.359 --> 00:33:13.559
Well you haven't even landed, and they've already declared an

627
00:33:13.599 --> 00:33:17.519
emergency landing, Like you haven't even taken off yet.

628
00:33:17.599 --> 00:33:21.680
They know those Olympic triathletes, they know where they've been

629
00:33:21.720 --> 00:33:23.359
and now they're they're gonna have to take their own flight.

630
00:33:26.880 --> 00:33:30.079
That's just you can't. You can't. You can't. You can't

631
00:33:30.119 --> 00:33:34.079
even shower that off like that is that's in you now?

632
00:33:34.880 --> 00:33:37.079
It's yeah, you're right. Not only was it on you,

633
00:33:37.160 --> 00:33:41.519
but it's in you. And at some point you get

634
00:33:41.559 --> 00:33:44.039
to tell the story about how you are an Olympian. Right,

635
00:33:45.680 --> 00:33:50.880
Most people's stories as Olympians involve the their competitors, their teammates.

636
00:33:52.039 --> 00:33:54.400
These athletes have to talk about the other things in

637
00:33:54.440 --> 00:33:56.640
the water with them.

638
00:33:56.759 --> 00:34:01.160
She said, she swam and felt things. Yeah, that's uh,

639
00:34:01.440 --> 00:34:03.920
that's that's okay, that's gross.

640
00:34:03.680 --> 00:34:06.319
And and and and here's the other thing that's fringe.

641
00:34:06.839 --> 00:34:08.239
So you know, it smells.

642
00:34:07.880 --> 00:34:13.639
Worse, but it makes great wine.

643
00:34:13.920 --> 00:34:17.159
Uh, and it's condescending.

644
00:34:23.599 --> 00:34:27.760
You're in the visit us online tree House on Air

645
00:34:27.960 --> 00:34:28.760
dot com.

646
00:34:28.800 --> 00:34:47.840
And it also smokes, which is weird.

647
00:34:48.360 --> 00:34:49.920
You're in the treehouse.

648
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Visit us online a Treehouse on air dot com.

649
00:34:56.719 --> 00:35:00.199
Quick reminder check out everything treehouse at tree House us

650
00:35:00.280 --> 00:35:03.239
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651
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slash at Treehouse on Air, social media at Treehouse on Air,

652
00:35:07.480 --> 00:35:10.960
across all those channels. Before we get out of here today,

653
00:35:11.119 --> 00:35:13.159
there is a story that Trey saw the other day

654
00:35:13.199 --> 00:35:15.159
that he sent along to me that I think it's

655
00:35:15.199 --> 00:35:20.239
imperative that we cover it because not only do we

656
00:35:20.320 --> 00:35:25.159
bill this show as Dallas fort Worth's funniest show, regardless

657
00:35:25.320 --> 00:35:32.039
of medium, whether it's podcast, digital, radio, television, I'll put

658
00:35:32.119 --> 00:35:34.840
us up against anything else in DFW as far as

659
00:35:34.840 --> 00:35:39.000
being the funniest. And I also like to think that

660
00:35:39.840 --> 00:35:43.119
shy have Donovan Lewis on the ticket, we have the

661
00:35:43.159 --> 00:35:49.800
most color, and per per capita, we do because one

662
00:35:49.880 --> 00:35:52.880
out of three members of the tree House is a

663
00:35:52.920 --> 00:35:55.719
person of color. And that's not a dei thing, it's

664
00:35:55.920 --> 00:35:59.559
it's just because he's really talented. The ticket, on the

665
00:35:59.599 --> 00:36:02.239
other hand, with Donovan, who who is a wonderful man,

666
00:36:02.800 --> 00:36:06.320
is one of like twenty, right, I think the fan

667
00:36:06.559 --> 00:36:11.079
has uh, they have, the fan has Chris Arnold, and

668
00:36:11.119 --> 00:36:11.760
then again it's.

669
00:36:11.679 --> 00:36:12.559
A bunch of other white guys.

670
00:36:12.559 --> 00:36:15.519
So what I'm getting at is that we are diverse

671
00:36:16.639 --> 00:36:20.360
and funny, but we're not diverse just for the sake

672
00:36:20.400 --> 00:36:21.480
of being diverse.

673
00:36:21.559 --> 00:36:22.320
Does that make sense?

674
00:36:22.760 --> 00:36:23.079
Yes?

675
00:36:24.280 --> 00:36:26.880
Now, I say all that as a very obvious disclaimer

676
00:36:26.920 --> 00:36:29.400
because I'm going to read a story about an Indian

677
00:36:29.400 --> 00:36:30.639
gentleman and I.

678
00:36:30.559 --> 00:36:31.559
Need Raja's input.

679
00:36:34.679 --> 00:36:36.599
Okay, all right, so.

680
00:36:37.119 --> 00:36:41.599
Consider this a token operated machine.

681
00:36:46.639 --> 00:36:47.159
I get it.

682
00:36:49.199 --> 00:36:52.679
There is a man who is known as the Indian Nostradamus.

683
00:36:53.039 --> 00:36:55.519
His name is Kushal Kumar. That's what he goes by,

684
00:36:56.159 --> 00:37:00.239
and he is named a new date or world World

685
00:37:00.360 --> 00:37:03.599
War three and it's apparently really really soon.

686
00:37:05.400 --> 00:37:05.840
Okay.

687
00:37:06.159 --> 00:37:06.320
Yeah.

688
00:37:06.400 --> 00:37:09.280
Earlier this year it was reported how the Indian oastra

689
00:37:09.400 --> 00:37:12.679
damis who claims to be an astrologer who predicts world events.

690
00:37:12.719 --> 00:37:16.400
Recently told how tensions would rise between Israel and Hamans,

691
00:37:16.440 --> 00:37:19.280
both sides of Korea, China and Taiwan, and Russia and NATO.

692
00:37:21.760 --> 00:37:24.880
He feels that we are headed towards World War three.

693
00:37:25.880 --> 00:37:28.239
He used to predict the exact date of World War

694
00:37:28.320 --> 00:37:31.679
three was June eighteenth, but since June eighteenth came and

695
00:37:31.719 --> 00:37:34.360
went over the last few months, he's issued two other

696
00:37:34.400 --> 00:37:37.559
possible dates, both in July. Well, seeing is how we're

697
00:37:37.559 --> 00:37:39.239
in August. Now, he's going to have to have a

698
00:37:39.280 --> 00:37:44.880
fourth option. Now he's claiming August fourth or fifth. So

699
00:37:45.079 --> 00:37:47.719
if you're listening to this episode of The Treehouse, which

700
00:37:48.440 --> 00:37:52.400
you know comes out on the fifth, hopefully we've heard

701
00:37:52.400 --> 00:37:54.800
this and enjoyed it before the end of the world

702
00:37:54.840 --> 00:37:58.119
has happened, according to the Indian Noastra Damis. He said

703
00:37:58.159 --> 00:38:01.880
some worrisome news reports and other intensionally war hotspots across

704
00:38:01.880 --> 00:38:05.880
the globe have also appeared in the medias during July

705
00:38:05.920 --> 00:38:11.000
twenty twenty four. He's expected he expects world War three

706
00:38:11.079 --> 00:38:16.000
to break out this weekend or last weekend, depending on

707
00:38:16.039 --> 00:38:20.519
when you hear this or if you hear it.

708
00:38:20.559 --> 00:38:27.400
At all, because if he's right finally, then.

709
00:38:27.320 --> 00:38:34.400
Yeah, yeah, he can't be the Indian Nostra Damas. I'm sorry,

710
00:38:34.719 --> 00:38:38.880
why not? Because I have some I have to be

711
00:38:38.920 --> 00:38:42.480
honest to come clean. After a long time, I've known

712
00:38:42.519 --> 00:38:45.559
all of you guys, this accent that I have, I've

713
00:38:45.599 --> 00:38:48.519
been faking the whole time just to be on this show, right,

714
00:38:48.679 --> 00:38:53.519
because you need to understand something. Then I am the

715
00:38:53.559 --> 00:39:01.280
Indians Damas. I am Nostra Damish, the Punjabi prognosticator. I

716
00:39:01.320 --> 00:39:04.280
can see I can see him too the future and

717
00:39:04.440 --> 00:39:07.880
just like my colon, it is dark. All right.

718
00:39:07.920 --> 00:39:09.320
Hang on, I'm gonna find some music for you.

719
00:39:10.159 --> 00:39:11.639
I will give you my predictions.

720
00:39:12.000 --> 00:39:13.880
Hang on, hang I gotta find music for for you.

721
00:39:13.920 --> 00:39:15.000
I can make sure that you are.

722
00:39:15.760 --> 00:39:18.199
Were normally I normally bring a band, but they are

723
00:39:18.280 --> 00:39:23.079
busy on a day wedding.

724
00:39:23.559 --> 00:39:27.760
Hang on, we find something for you. Now that's a

725
00:39:27.880 --> 00:39:28.840
massagey sounding.

726
00:39:29.079 --> 00:39:29.920
You gotta give him that.

727
00:39:30.000 --> 00:39:30.920
Houck dude.

728
00:39:32.079 --> 00:39:33.239
I would like to meet her.

729
00:39:33.119 --> 00:39:36.519
As well, any predictions about her.

730
00:39:36.960 --> 00:39:40.679
She is going to be my next wife. I have

731
00:39:40.760 --> 00:39:41.679
to tell the last time.

732
00:39:43.159 --> 00:39:45.199
Is that a little too hard for the Indian astronomist that.

733
00:39:45.639 --> 00:39:48.559
In my ears is not good. Okay, predictions will not

734
00:39:49.719 --> 00:39:53.599
That's not it. That's traffic.

735
00:39:54.719 --> 00:39:56.960
I don't think we need Indian traffic. That'd be really weird.

736
00:39:57.760 --> 00:39:58.719
Everything is stopped.

737
00:40:01.239 --> 00:40:03.320
Let's try this. I had I had to go super

738
00:40:03.519 --> 00:40:06.000
super stereotypical on this. I just typed sitar.

739
00:40:08.760 --> 00:40:18.280
Yes, this is from my band, the Nostradamises. I will

740
00:40:18.320 --> 00:40:23.639
give you my predictions now, Dan Entry. One day, sharks

741
00:40:23.639 --> 00:40:26.400
will not only do cocaine, but they will be able

742
00:40:26.440 --> 00:40:28.239
to cut and snort their way through an eight ball

743
00:40:28.800 --> 00:40:33.079
with their own noses. The construction on seventy five will

744
00:40:33.079 --> 00:40:35.800
never end, but construction on thirty five and Fort Worth

745
00:40:36.199 --> 00:40:39.840
will eventually be completed because fort Worth does everything better

746
00:40:39.880 --> 00:40:40.719
than Dallas.

747
00:40:41.400 --> 00:40:45.039
This is interesting, so like the shark cocaine thing already happened.

748
00:40:45.039 --> 00:40:46.840
We read that at the pool party last week.

749
00:40:46.880 --> 00:40:49.599
Sorry, I'm making my predictions then, don't.

750
00:40:49.679 --> 00:40:53.440
I'm sorry? Okay, I am intrigued by the construction thing.

751
00:40:53.519 --> 00:40:54.360
How did that go again?

752
00:40:55.199 --> 00:40:58.360
The construction on seventy five will never end, but the

753
00:40:58.360 --> 00:41:00.800
construction on thirty five and Fort Worth will eventually be

754
00:41:00.840 --> 00:41:04.760
completed because fort Worth does everything better than Dallas.

755
00:41:05.239 --> 00:41:08.480
Any other any other grand predictions?

756
00:41:08.599 --> 00:41:12.440
One day, Dan, will appreciate urcott and regret telling them

757
00:41:12.480 --> 00:41:13.760
to eat bags of dicks.

758
00:41:16.679 --> 00:41:18.519
H Trey. He's right about that one.

759
00:41:18.639 --> 00:41:21.920
Yeah, one day, my friends, and mark my words, Willie

760
00:41:21.960 --> 00:41:28.639
Nelson will have groupies. This is this one was a

761
00:41:28.719 --> 00:41:31.039
very hard prediction to make, but it's coming true. I

762
00:41:31.079 --> 00:41:36.239
promise the Dallas Cowboys will win the Super Bowl. Oh no,

763
00:41:37.960 --> 00:41:40.119
one day you will have. One day you will have

764
00:41:40.159 --> 00:41:42.840
to pay for everything, even monthly subscription to use your

765
00:41:42.840 --> 00:41:46.480
computer mouse. Your whole life will be like flying Spirit

766
00:41:46.519 --> 00:41:52.320
airlines the last few. Never trust a fart.

767
00:41:55.519 --> 00:41:57.320
I'm not sure if that's really a prediction, as it

768
00:41:57.360 --> 00:41:58.760
is just really sage advice.

769
00:42:00.039 --> 00:42:04.320
I do both. And speaking of never trusting parts, fuck

770
00:42:04.400 --> 00:42:11.360
the British. I have seen a sign, and I believe you. Yes,

771
00:42:11.559 --> 00:42:15.159
a sign, a sign. Yes, A bird shall rise from

772
00:42:15.159 --> 00:42:18.280
the ashes like a phoenix and be glorious. Then the

773
00:42:18.280 --> 00:42:22.079
bird shall fall again, And then it shall rise again,

774
00:42:22.159 --> 00:42:25.639
but horribly disfigured, with its beak coming out of its

775
00:42:25.679 --> 00:42:31.440
ass and flying into walls. Then the birds shall fall

776
00:42:31.679 --> 00:42:37.000
into the grille of a Ford Ranger and perish. Then

777
00:42:37.440 --> 00:42:41.599
the birds shall rise again, only flies in aimless circles

778
00:42:41.599 --> 00:42:48.239
because it's chained by Talentless dead Weight. Does any of

779
00:42:48.239 --> 00:42:54.119
this sound familiar to you, guys? And finally, I'm.

780
00:42:54.000 --> 00:42:55.760
Going to plead the fifth on that I'm not really

781
00:42:55.840 --> 00:42:57.239
sure my.

782
00:42:57.320 --> 00:43:00.679
Predictions and they always come true. Say that again, so

783
00:43:00.960 --> 00:43:03.800
just my predictions and they always come true. And finally,

784
00:43:04.639 --> 00:43:08.320
someday this show will pay me what I'm actually worth.

785
00:43:09.760 --> 00:43:11.960
Okay, See that's not a prediction. Now you're just wishing

786
00:43:11.960 --> 00:43:12.400
for things.

787
00:43:13.760 --> 00:43:18.760
It's called wishful thinking. It can happen. I am the

788
00:43:18.800 --> 00:43:20.400
great noster Dumish.

789
00:43:20.679 --> 00:43:23.079
Thank you so much for gracing us with your presence.

790
00:43:25.880 --> 00:43:27.480
By flying in circles.

791
00:43:28.719 --> 00:43:35.000
I would keep surprising and every time the death is horrible.

792
00:43:36.760 --> 00:43:41.440
There it is again, just popping up, just playing more

793
00:43:41.519 --> 00:43:52.280
drowning pool, the nickel back on repeating. All right, thanks

794
00:43:52.280 --> 00:43:54.039
for hanging out with us inside the tree house today.

795
00:43:54.039 --> 00:43:58.960
We appreciate it. Thank yous, Dumish's locome for your insight

796
00:43:59.119 --> 00:44:04.320
and predictions into our blake futures. We'll see you next

797
00:44:04.320 --> 00:44:05.039
time in the trio.

798
00:44:06.239 --> 00:44:15.519
See m hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mhm