Sept. 5, 2024

The Redneck Catapult | Thursday September 5, 2024

The Redneck Catapult | Thursday September 5, 2024

What would you do on a diarrhea flight? Since rush hour lasts all day now, there is another get to work option to consider. Plus, Trey will quit your job for you, and a new viral TikTok hack is called fraud.

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What would you do on a diarrhea flight? Since rush hour lasts all day now, there is another get to work option to consider. Plus, Trey will quit your job for you, and a new viral TikTok hack is called fraud.

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Delta's Passenger Disaster: Another 'Severe Diarrhea' Incident Forces Emergency U-Turn Over The Atlantic - View from the Wing

This company will quit your job for you (nypost.com)

Working 10-to-4 is the new 9-to-5, commuting data shows (cnbc.com)

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It is time leave your worries outside and join us

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inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along with Trey Trenholm

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and Raj Sharma with some exciting pre show slash pre

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flight news dropping into the treehouse right before we hit

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record today. And that is the news of yet another

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diarrhea flight on Delta Airlines.

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What the hell is going on with Delta? I I'm

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trying to find a way not to sound like Jerry Seinfield.

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I'm trying to find Seinfeld effort. Whatever. Got too much

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coffee my system?

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Right now?

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What's going on with all these planes in the diarrhea?

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A Delta passenger disaster. Another severe diarrhea incident has forced

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an emergency you turn over the Atlantic. This actually happened

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almost no, Actually I take it back. I almost said

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almost a week ago, but I forgot about maybe the

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time difference or something. This says Friday Nights Delta flight

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one twelve Boston to Rome. It appears to have turned

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back over the Atlantic two hours after departure, diverting to

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New York when a passenger reportedly had severe bouts of

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diarrhea all over their seat.

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Boy.

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This incident on board and Airbus A three thirty. You know,

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somewhere Boeing's saying, we have problems enough on our own.

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We don't need diarrhea on top of all of our

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other issues.

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Uh.

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This incident on board and Airbus A three thirty was

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deemed a medical issue. Biohazards have been a common theme recently,

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given Delta getting passengers sick from moldy chicken and several

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diarrhea flights, several m sikes.

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Moldy chicken.

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Okay, yeah, I think that was deemed the cause of

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the last one of these. We talked about like a

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couple of months ago. So they served the passengers moldy chicken.

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Isn't that obvious? Like, if you have chicken and it's moldy,

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that's obvious, is right.

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If there's a sauce or something on it, I don't

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think you'd be able to see it. Right. And then

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how fast is the uh I guess gut reaction to

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the moldy Is it that quick? Because I thought it

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took a few hours for food poisoning to hit you.

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Yeah, but I mean in this in this situation, it

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said that they had to turn the plane around two

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hours into the flight, right, So.

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It seems like they would have served food probably like

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an hour in Yeah. Uh so yeah that isn't because

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especially for it to cause diarrhea, it definitely seems like

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it would take a couple hours after you ate.

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Yeah, work its way through. Yeah.

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If I'm Delta, I'm really gotta. I've really got to

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work to get in front of this story instead of

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staying behind it. Sorry. Sorry. And the way they do

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that is they need to they need to say not us,

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this was terminal food. This was not Delta food. That

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was This was some sort of weird sandwich Kiosk five

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gates away and they're the ones serving the questionable lettuce

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or something.

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I was thinking the same thing.

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I'm like, I wonder if it because both flights didn't

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obviously leave from Boston. But I was thinking, like, what

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if you were that restaurant next to the Delta gate

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and every single time you're you're creating uh this poop damage.

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Well maybe not name your cafe the turnaround or or

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the diarrhea.

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Hut, don't eat there.

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If if you are at an airport and somewhere in

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that terminal, there's a place to eat, that says Apostrophe

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Rhea's Cafe. Don't eat there, bottoms up. That's the bar

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next door. They serve the crap cocktails.

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It's the boba place called Bubble Guts.

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Can we just stay real quick? How nasty the boba

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tea is? Okay?

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Yes?

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Yeah, At least flights had originated out of Mexico, no

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one would.

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Have It's expected.

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Your fault if you know, at what.

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Point does Delta start just uh stalking their planes with

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adult diapers?

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Now?

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I think I think now is the time. I think

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you've got enough red flags that you need to do

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something about it and uh and not put not put

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your poor flight crew and other passengers through this. My god.

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Yeah, it's it's just like you know, you have business class,

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you know, premium coaches, so that there's gonna be there's

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going to be an option, I'm sure online and someday

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we'll be like plug or no plug.

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Well, that'll be the different options because first class will get,

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you know, the hot towel on the face, and the

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adult diaper economy gets no hot towel and a plug.

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That's the difference.

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Just a stopper, all right.

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Are we talking about a plug for your nose or

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a plug for your butt.

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Yes, yeah, you're gonna get both.

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And this is when you this is when you start

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letting the passengers use the first class bathroom because they

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don't let people do that.

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They're like, where are you sitting?

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And I've seen it happen a billion times where somebody

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will get up and try to use the first and

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they'll stop them.

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I'm like, see if he could.

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I'm just saying, if he could have just got up there,

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because the rest of this plane has to use the

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two in the back.

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Right, that's been me. I've done that, not with the

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diarrhea situation, but I've been sitting like two rows behind

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the first class curtain, right yeah, and first class is

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like eight or ten rows, I remember exactly. You know

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the size of the plane. But the bathroom's right there. Yes,

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So I start to go. And this was years ago,

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and I didn't know that you were not allowed to

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break the curtain and go into the first class area

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to use the closest toilet. I found out thanks to

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a snooty flight attendant, you know, rushing up to me

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like a bouncer at a nightclub saying I'm sorry, Sarria,

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you can't come in here. I'm like, I'm just I'm

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just going to the bathroom. I'm not trying to steal

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a seat. And they're like, no, you have to use

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the and they do the two finger thing. You have

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to use the laboratory at the rear of the aircraft. Yes,

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And then so I stopped and I looked at her,

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and I'm like, she and I make eye contact, and

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I look up at the little light for the bathroom

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that's green, meaning it's open. And then I turned my

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head all the way back, looking about thirty plus rows

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all the way back to the bathrooms in the back

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of the plane. And then I look back at her,

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and I look back up at the green light at

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the available one and looked back at her and I said, really,

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m She said exactly, That's exactly what you said.

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Yeah, but let me but can I can I tell

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you this when you aren't in first class or business class? Uh?

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And somebody does.

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I've I've been this guy where I'm like, he's not,

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he's not, he's not, he's not sitting here. I don't

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know why he's he's using our bathroom.

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You snooty bitch. Yes, that just you know what though,

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that just goes to show the only way for someone

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like me an economy to get up to first class

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is to.

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Die or crap your pants.

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I don't know.

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I think if you crap your pants that's when they

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send you all the way to the back.

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Yes, And if you die, they just wrap you up

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and put you in a bathroom and shut the door.

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So it's kind of oh, I.

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Thought they've moved you up to the first class.

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No, No, they just go take you to the back

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bathroom and wrap you up, and then they have like

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a little body bag thing that they is on every

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plane when they zip you up and they put you

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in the well.

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I bet that's a fun experience for people between the

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dead person in the bathroom because they're just getting pulled

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down the center aisle.

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Yeah.

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But yeah, I have done that. I'm guilty of the

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you don't need to be using our bathroom peasant. I've

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had that. It's the group thing, mentality, It's what happens.

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I understand it.

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It actually kind of makes sense because you're into material things.

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We learned earlier this week that you would absolutely love

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to live in a Gucci apartment. Absolutely, I can tell

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by your upside down Dallas baseball hat that you're wearing,

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that that you know you're on the snooty train.

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Mm hmm, thank you. I saw it.

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I saw I saw Dak wearing it, and I was like,

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I gotta, I gotta get one of these.

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The funny thing is you raise your hand up to

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point out the hat. There's a massive ring on your

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finger that looks like you want a super Bowl and

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I know you haven't.

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Yes, I have.

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I have not.

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Champion in my mind. Yeah, but I mean I have,

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and I feel bad, like and then I've and I've

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gone back into economy where I you know, I was like,

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you know, what f those guys and their private bathroom.

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But then I've gone up to first class when they've

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moved me up or uh you know promoter you know,

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spends a little extra money to bring me out and

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puts me in and I'm like, you stay back there.

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I'm sorry. I'm gonna call BS on this one. You

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chose to go back to economy or you just didn't

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get the upgrade.

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I mean, it's however you want to see it.

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Listening to the Treehouse because it is online, that Treehouse

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on air dot.

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That's real talk right there. Let's talk about our friends

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at fair Lease, Fair Lease. If it's time for you

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to get a new car, whether you're oh, try you're

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looking at me, ye it's Thursday or not Friday. I

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did so good.

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I was like I did.

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I was proud of you, and they've.

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Got my commercial ready to go. We can record it

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live the way I've been wanting to to do it

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on the wrong goddamn day, motherfuck.

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And you were The look on your face is like

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you were so proud of your brain. And then because's

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face is like you shouldn't be because you got to

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see it in action.

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You got to see you got to see the little

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figurative light bulb go off over my head. When it's

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time to do my spot, I remembered it. I'm so

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happy and proud I remember to do my spot. But

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it's not time for their spot. That's not until tomorrow.

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But the joy you're like, you know, let's talk about cars.

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Like your face was hauled up and you were smiling.

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Like you know what's interesting because here I got an

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interesting look into your guys' personalities being vastly different. Raj.

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You were excited for me, and we're just gonna let

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me go. He looked happy. You're like the guy that's

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like the umpire at the special needs baseball game. We're

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all just here having fun. Yeah, let him have fun.

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Let them all they're all home runs. Trey, on the

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other hand's like, no, you struck out. Get your ass

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in the dugout. Trey says, stop you idiot, You're on

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the wrong day.

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Yeah, Tray's the guy.

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I just raised my eyes.

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It's true, that's all he did.

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Trey. Your eyebrow goes higher than delta turnaround place.

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I was hoping you would look at that and go,

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oh shit, it's the wrong day. Yeah, But otherwise I

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was gonna let you just go with it like a tomorrow.

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I was just so proud of dancing with the big pencil.

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He's getting it.

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He's so excited about Fairleies. We can probably edit that

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and move it to a different day. Let the commercial.

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No, not us. No, We're just gonna call it up

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for the stupid that it is, because that's how we

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rolled in here. All right, line, just regular break. Then

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let's get Daniel Cook into the treehouse. Eight three three

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Cook DFW the website. Cook at DFW dot com for

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your free roof inspection. Obviously, it's easy to do roof

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inspections when it's nice outside, but when it's a little

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rainy and the weather's not as nice, especially with the rain,

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as a homeowner, you can look up and almost do

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your own roof inspection because if you're seeing something that

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wasn't there before, then they need to give you a call.

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Right absolutely, And that just happened today. Actually we were

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called out a person at selling their home. They had

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somebody come out and check it out last week, of

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course when it was bright and beautiful and sunny, and

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they thought they had found some damage that was going

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to be consistent of weather and an insurance claim. And

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so they the cellar called us out because they trusted

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us and they used us before, and they said, hey,

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can you come out and check my roof out. I

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know you do a lot of roofing and I like

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you to see it and see what happened. So as

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what we got out there, lo and behold, it's not

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weather damage that the other company found. They were hanging

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up Christmas lights on their roof every year, and whoever

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they used to do that were scooting around the edge

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of the roof. The entire around the edge, and it

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scooted off pretty much all the shingle granulars around the

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entire edge of the roof where they're how you hanging

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Christmas lights up, So it made it look like the

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shingles were in terrible condition. But if the person that

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inspected at first would have gone up the roof about

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another eight or ten feet, the roof is in great shape.

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So all around the whole sides and edges are tore up,

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but it's gonna be some repairs.

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That's it.

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That's all they need to have done.

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And I think that's an important thing to really shine

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a light on, because you're not gonna come in there

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and just tell someone, oh, you need a new roof.

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You're gonna go in there and assess the situation for

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as it is and tell them exactly what needs to happen,

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not what you want to happen, so you can end

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up on a megayacht retired by the time you're sixty.

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You're gonna do the right thing, as tempting as that is.

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You're gonna do the right thing for the client. I

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don't want to be on that mega yacht that just

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think though, No, you want to make sure you get

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the good captains.

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Right right, not the one that jumps off first.

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No, all right, give Daniel look call for all that

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roofing expertise eight three three Cook d f W the

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website cookdfw dot com.

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First segment it's brought to us by fairles not the

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actual commercial, but you know, the first second brought to

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the way to go. If you've never done leasing, now's

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the time because unless unless you pay off your car

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you're already leasing a car. You're just paying the bank

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for it and then getting upside down in it. So

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lease dot org. Thank you very much. We actually can

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use the new diarrhea flight that left Boston and had

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to turn around over the Atlantic on its way to

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Rome as an excuse to do our own little tree

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house throw back Thursday, because it is almost exactly one

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year ago that the first Delta diarrhea flight we had

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heard of debuted came out, So.

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Yes it did.

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And speaking speaking of that, we are going to, uh,

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we're gonna mop it up a little bit and bring

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it back inside the treehouse because that's uh, any chance

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we get to relive or re experience something, especially in

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this case because the the chatter between the pilot and

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air traffic control and the pilot trying to say, yeah,

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it's bad up here, because air traffic control was trying

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to say can you continue on your course and and

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the pilot's like, no, man, it's bad. So this was

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this was the the pilot to air traffic control almost

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exactly one year ago when ADULTA flight left it Atlanta

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on its way to Barcelona and never made it because

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passenger had some unruly diarrhea.

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Negative it's just a bio hazard issue. I you know,

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we had a pestor we had diary all the ways

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through the airplane. So they want us to come back

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to Atlanta. Negative, it's just a bio hazard issue. I

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you know, we had a pastor, we had diary all

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the ways through the airplane. So they want us to

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come back to.

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Atlanta all the way through, all the way through the plane,

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all the way through the plane. And in the story

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about the recent one that happened last week where it

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was Boston to Rome that had to turn around because

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of a medical issue that was diarrhea, they showed video

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from the flight last year that we didn't even and see.

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And I'm not sure if I want to see it,

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but but I'm gonna click on it anyway. I'm gonna

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make you guys watch it with me.

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Oh no, I will yeah, put my head down.

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Oh, come on, you can do it.

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No.

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That is not cool, man, that is not cool. I

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did not need to see that. And and does does

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does the person get off the plane first or last

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when they when they land? Because he had to give

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it up to this this passenger for the new one,

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he sat in his seat. He didn't he didn't diarrhea

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through the plane.

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Hm.

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Well, we don't know what he did after he squirted.

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I think they said he was in his I don't

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want to see this.

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Well, they said he had diarrhea all up in his seat,

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but we don't know what happened, like did he stay

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there or after he had gone, Like did he did

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he hit the call.

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Button his orders of bocotonic.

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That's like it's already happened. I might as well just

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you know, sitting in it.

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And what happens if there's turbulence?

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You mean turbulence? God, the older.

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Week technically be a water landing, wouldn't it.

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It'd be pretty bad if if his seat mates busted

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out their life.

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Preservers, everyone's probably gonna wih the mask would drop down.

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The whole row. Yeah, they're just banging on the top

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like please come down, please, I think. Okay, serious question.

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If the passenger next to you on your flight is

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having severe diarrhea in their seat, what do you do?

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Yeah, that's I don't know, Uh, if I'm sitting next

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to that person.

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Yeah, if on your flight you're sitting next to someone

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that starts having severe diarrhea, what do you do?

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Well, I leave and test the strength of the door

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on the Boeing flight to see if they've actually made

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the upgrade. Yeah, well, obviously.

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If it's a Boeing flight. The odds are in your favor.

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Yes, either I jump out or I throw him out

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o them. I don't want to discriminate them.

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I throw them out.

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I would hope that the person next to you is like,

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hey man, I'm not feeling well.

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You might want to get up.

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It's interesting, though, because if the flight attendant comes back,

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which if you throw a passenger out of the plane,

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they're going to come to you and say what happened,

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and you say I threw them out, she might say, oh,

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that's very kind of you to respect their pronouns, whereas

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you might just respond, well, I mean that dude in

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his turns.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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And he lands in the Atlantic, he washes off, it's

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all good, everybody wins.

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He's a clean corpse.

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Yeah, and we make it to Barcelona.

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I think. I think if I'm in that seat next

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to him and he's on the aisle, and I think

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I have to start just shoving him out into the aisle,

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and if I have to, I will use my feet

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and just kick push him out.

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Yeah, but what if he gets on your shoes? He

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got poop shoes.

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I haven't thought this all the way through.

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Yeah, number one. This is why I always want an

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aisle seat.

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Yes, and and tell us what number two is.

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I'll show you what number two is.

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Hang on.

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Yeah, so this was from the flight a year ago.

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Someone got video of Everyone takes video of everything nowadays,

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especially on a plane. So here you go. This is

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what it is. This is the diarrhea all up and

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down the flight last year. Just it just you know

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what it looks like. It looks anyone that's ever had

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a dog that was sick, this is exactly what it

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looks like because they dribble all the way in a line, right,

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same thing on this flight. The person had the diarrhea

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was dropping.

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Was he not wearing pants?

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Maybe?

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You know, we see this whole time. We assumed it

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was a male. This could have been a female wearing

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a skirt. And it's just going straight down as she,

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you know, duck walks to the to the nearest bathroom.

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But it really does it just looks like you got

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like what looks like paper towels and some plastic coverings

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on each droplet station of diarrhea. Yeah that is who Yeah,

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but I've had sick dogs like this before.

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Wow, that is a lot.

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I mean like that.

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I would have needed three girls, two cups.

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It's the sequel to Bring Your Friends.

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Why I thought we were done with that one.

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They invite a friend and she brings a home depot bucket.

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What's the new slogan? Uh? Doers do more?

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Oh gosh, poor poor person. I just I figured if

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it was a guy that have pants on, so I

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don't know how they're or did he just rip them off?

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And I was like, I can't go in my pants.

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This is again all the questions that we have around

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a story, and no one's asking the important questions like

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we do here in the Treehouse.

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Yeah, I just need to know, and I know it

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was making the last one was making the flight attendants sick.

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This is that one from a year ago.

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That the photos I just showed you was from a

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year ago. Yeah, that was the whole plane sick. The

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flight crew is sick. That's why they had to turn

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the plane around, because it's a safety issue. If the

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flight crew, which is your first line of safety people,

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if they're all sick, they can't do their job. So

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you got to turn around in case there's an actual

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plane emergency happening.

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Right, So I know it was it was causing them

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to vomit.

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Yeah.

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So yeah, and then you've got to go back two hours.

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So that was all there in this plane for two hours.

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Yeah, I'm surprised there wasn't a follow up story where

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they said there was a mass walk out with the

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company in charge of cleanups, where they it's all the guys,

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you're just saying, like, this is way more than I

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signed up for.

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See, that's when you're in business class. You just asked

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them for a little incense or some or some sprays

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go about your your in flight meal.

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A hot lavender towel.

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Yeah, because they're not they're not gonna.

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They're not gonna.

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They're not gonna break the curtain.

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It doesn't know.

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And chances are that there's there's a first class emergency

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button and it's a door that like comes down like

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Star Trek or Star Wars ceiling off the rest of

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the plane. And then like in Star Trek, you know

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how like in emergency situations they can detach the bridge

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from the rest of the of the ship. Yeah, I bet,

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I bet first class can do that. They detached from

482
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the rest of the plane, and the captain, everyone in

483
00:26:13.079 --> 00:26:15.279
the cockpit and everyone in first class can just float

484
00:26:15.359 --> 00:26:17.960
away onto their destination, leaving the rest of us and

485
00:26:18.000 --> 00:26:20.279
coach to I don't know die.

486
00:26:20.920 --> 00:26:23.920
Yeah, that would be nice, That would be lovely if

487
00:26:23.920 --> 00:26:24.839
that could actually happen.

488
00:26:25.720 --> 00:26:27.359
The Celia I.

489
00:26:27.319 --> 00:26:31.079
Have, Yeah, I have an alternative if you're worried about

490
00:26:31.200 --> 00:26:35.440
getting on a flight and it being overrun with diarrhea. Kay,

491
00:26:36.480 --> 00:26:39.839
there's an alternate travel option that I have noticed recently.

492
00:26:40.119 --> 00:26:42.000
And I want to see what you guys think about

493
00:26:42.000 --> 00:26:45.799
this new form of redneck air travel. Okay, m h

494
00:26:48.359 --> 00:26:54.119
m hmmm, here we go.

495
00:27:00.160 --> 00:27:07.519
Yeah, just just when you.

496
00:27:07.440 --> 00:27:11.000
Think white people can't outdo themselves, they make you.

497
00:27:11.119 --> 00:27:11.920
Just you, guys, just.

498
00:27:11.920 --> 00:27:15.200
Do they make They make a people catapult that shoots

499
00:27:15.240 --> 00:27:20.000
people all up in the air and then dropping down

500
00:27:20.160 --> 00:27:20.839
into the lake.

501
00:27:21.160 --> 00:27:26.759
Yeah. I mean, kudos to you guys. You find different

502
00:27:26.759 --> 00:27:28.079
ways to almost kill yourself.

503
00:27:29.279 --> 00:27:31.559
It really is an impressive setup because they have what

504
00:27:31.640 --> 00:27:34.160
looks to be uh they got a ramp, they've got

505
00:27:34.160 --> 00:27:37.240
a seat in a chair, and you're not buckled in obviously,

506
00:27:37.319 --> 00:27:40.599
because the idea is to shoot you into the air

507
00:27:40.640 --> 00:27:44.400
as far as you can go. So then they released

508
00:27:44.400 --> 00:27:48.920
the mechanism and off you go, yeah, into uh into

509
00:27:49.000 --> 00:27:52.079
airspace where he may show up on radar depending on

510
00:27:52.119 --> 00:27:55.319
the angle of the ramp uh and then you uh

511
00:27:55.559 --> 00:28:00.799
splash land safely into the lake water below, and you're curious.

512
00:28:00.839 --> 00:28:04.440
I believe this is one of the new travel options

513
00:28:04.440 --> 00:28:04.920
from Spirit.

514
00:28:12.160 --> 00:28:14.160
It's one way to get into the Gulf of Mexico.

515
00:28:15.480 --> 00:28:20.200
That's one way to do it. See some somewhere there

516
00:28:20.279 --> 00:28:23.640
was a redneck that had just one too many natty

517
00:28:23.720 --> 00:28:27.000
lights and was like, you know what f the rope swing?

518
00:28:28.240 --> 00:28:31.279
We got to come up with something better. And and

519
00:28:31.319 --> 00:28:33.279
then this happened. It was like, do we have a

520
00:28:33.680 --> 00:28:37.519
we have some a chair that we're not using, Like yep.

521
00:28:37.720 --> 00:28:40.240
It's like, okay, do we have some hydraulics that we

522
00:28:40.319 --> 00:28:40.799
don't need?

523
00:28:41.200 --> 00:28:41.480
Yep?

524
00:28:42.240 --> 00:28:45.319
And then this happens and it's going to be just

525
00:28:45.440 --> 00:28:49.079
it's so I'm envious, Like.

526
00:28:49.480 --> 00:28:50.119
You can ride it.

527
00:28:50.559 --> 00:28:53.079
I'm sure we can build or find out where these

528
00:28:53.079 --> 00:28:55.960
guys are. I'm sure they'd love to send a brown

529
00:28:56.039 --> 00:28:57.319
Man flying into the lake.

530
00:28:57.720 --> 00:28:59.839
It'd be the only time it'd be a legend was born.

531
00:29:00.880 --> 00:29:01.960
This is the only time.

532
00:29:03.440 --> 00:29:05.839
Are we sure this isn't one of the preliminary tests

533
00:29:05.839 --> 00:29:06.920
of Boeing Starliner.

534
00:29:09.200 --> 00:29:11.920
Wow, this is the new Delta pilot.

535
00:29:18.880 --> 00:29:26.200
Oh yeah, I mean that's some serious distance on that

536
00:29:26.240 --> 00:29:29.160
third on that third release. I mean, look, look, I

537
00:29:29.200 --> 00:29:35.559
don't know if I've seen a better example of medieval

538
00:29:36.119 --> 00:29:40.519
artillery technology being brought into the twenty first century. Yes,

539
00:29:40.640 --> 00:29:41.920
and given new life.

540
00:29:42.279 --> 00:29:47.319
Called redneck engineering. That is, that's a that's impressive. Like

541
00:29:47.359 --> 00:29:50.319
I said, I find myself being envious of whoever created this.

542
00:29:50.920 --> 00:29:55.359
And if you're curious how you can get your masters

543
00:29:55.440 --> 00:29:59.000
or even your doctorate in redneck engineering, you just go

544
00:29:59.039 --> 00:30:05.920
to the course catalog at your nearest junior college and

545
00:30:06.240 --> 00:30:09.680
you just look up the class titled hold My Beer.

546
00:30:13.519 --> 00:30:16.480
And then if you want the senior level course, it's

547
00:30:17.559 --> 00:30:19.000
it's watched this four hundred.

548
00:30:21.519 --> 00:30:26.440
For PhD, you have to go to the University of Alabama.

549
00:30:25.480 --> 00:30:31.559
No specific class, just the school. Yeah, role time.

550
00:30:33.039 --> 00:30:37.279
You're in the tree House, visit us online at Treehouseonair

551
00:30:37.440 --> 00:30:45.759
dot com.

552
00:30:45.880 --> 00:30:48.480
Let's get Jacqueline from Brooks Plumbing into the Treehouse now

553
00:30:48.519 --> 00:30:50.880
for any and all of your plumbing once and needs.

554
00:30:50.920 --> 00:30:53.039
Give her a call to one four thirty six eight

555
00:30:53.079 --> 00:30:57.319
thirty eight thirty eight the website Brooks Plumbing, Texas dot com. Jacqueline,

556
00:30:57.359 --> 00:31:00.039
I know it varies depending on the situation and the

557
00:31:00.079 --> 00:31:03.799
crisis at hand. But when someone calls you at Brooks Plumbing,

558
00:31:04.200 --> 00:31:06.200
usually about how long is it before you are able

559
00:31:06.240 --> 00:31:08.079
to get someone out to give them a hand?

560
00:31:08.160 --> 00:31:10.920
This is my favorite question. So we're same or next

561
00:31:11.000 --> 00:31:17.640
day at the latest. However, for most people, the real emergency,

562
00:31:17.680 --> 00:31:20.599
in my opinion, is when there's water act not like

563
00:31:20.680 --> 00:31:24.160
sewer water, but like clean potable water in the house,

564
00:31:24.279 --> 00:31:27.640
leaking from up to down, or from down to up

565
00:31:27.720 --> 00:31:30.480
if it's a slably pushing in, if it is like

566
00:31:30.519 --> 00:31:33.079
a massive I mean, let's say it's even a freeze break.

567
00:31:33.880 --> 00:31:37.119
I love for people to know where their homeowner valve

568
00:31:37.160 --> 00:31:39.279
boxes so they can shut the water on and off

569
00:31:39.359 --> 00:31:43.359
by themselves. I always tell people go kick around the

570
00:31:43.440 --> 00:31:45.359
mulch in your flower bed and see if you have one.

571
00:31:45.440 --> 00:31:47.279
You're not guaranteed to have one, depending on how old

572
00:31:47.319 --> 00:31:50.119
your house is, but go to home depot and buy

573
00:31:50.160 --> 00:31:53.839
that eight to twelve dollars meter key that takes the

574
00:31:53.880 --> 00:31:56.559
meter lid off. And I don't tell anyone I told

575
00:31:56.599 --> 00:31:58.400
you to do it, But in an emergency, shut the

576
00:31:58.400 --> 00:32:01.799
water off at the meter. We're case scenario. Hang up

577
00:32:01.839 --> 00:32:04.559
with me and I'll tell you all the time, literally

578
00:32:04.640 --> 00:32:06.759
dull nine one one, ask for the fire department, Say

579
00:32:06.799 --> 00:32:09.200
my house is flooding. Send the fire department turn this

580
00:32:09.279 --> 00:32:11.880
crap off, and they'll get their way faster than we are.

581
00:32:11.920 --> 00:32:13.039
And it's not that I don't want to be the

582
00:32:13.039 --> 00:32:14.839
one to come turn off your water, but I don't

583
00:32:14.839 --> 00:32:16.599
want to make you wait an hour and a half

584
00:32:16.599 --> 00:32:19.440
for me to send you somebody. If the fire department

585
00:32:19.519 --> 00:32:22.359
has a station two streets over, and that's kind of

586
00:32:22.400 --> 00:32:25.279
their job to serve the public. And so for me,

587
00:32:25.400 --> 00:32:29.160
water is like an emergent urgent issue. Now sewer, If

588
00:32:29.160 --> 00:32:31.880
you're sewer's clogged, that's emergent. That's an issue. If you're

589
00:32:32.279 --> 00:32:34.440
a whole home stoppage, we're going to come same day

590
00:32:34.799 --> 00:32:37.039
because we want you to stay in your house. I

591
00:32:37.079 --> 00:32:41.279
can't necessarily guarantee a fixed same day if there's a break,

592
00:32:41.519 --> 00:32:44.720
true emergency service always same or next day. We we

593
00:32:44.880 --> 00:32:48.119
prioritize keeping people in their houses is the easiest way

594
00:32:48.119 --> 00:32:48.480
to say it.

595
00:32:48.559 --> 00:32:51.599
For those plumbing wants and obviously needs, you give Jacqueline

596
00:32:51.599 --> 00:32:53.759
a call. Two one four three six eight thirty eight

597
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thirty eight two one four three six eight thirty eight

598
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thirty eight and again that website Brooks Plumbing Texas dot com.

599
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eight three three cook DFW. That's eight three three cook dfw,

606
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the website cook dfw dot com. Make one more note

607
00:33:40.000 --> 00:33:45.720
from my programming notes for myself and then there and

608
00:33:46.200 --> 00:33:53.839
now I am all set to go. In case you

609
00:33:53.920 --> 00:33:57.200
have not noticed, I know I certainly did last time

610
00:33:57.240 --> 00:34:01.359
I was in Dallas. Study found that rush hour is

611
00:34:01.359 --> 00:34:06.759
an all day thing. Now, yeah, as we all, you know,

612
00:34:06.839 --> 00:34:09.559
nod our heads, it's like, yep, yeah, sounds that sounds right,

613
00:34:09.599 --> 00:34:11.280
And that's not really new. That's just sort of like

614
00:34:11.320 --> 00:34:15.840
a newer realization. But I started noticing that, you know,

615
00:34:15.880 --> 00:34:19.199
a handful of years ago. That Okay, so some traffic

616
00:34:19.239 --> 00:34:21.840
gets a little bit heavier during you know, quote unquote

617
00:34:21.920 --> 00:34:24.239
rush hour, but for the most part, it just sucks

618
00:34:24.239 --> 00:34:28.159
all day, especially in the areas that we're all extremely

619
00:34:28.199 --> 00:34:31.960
familiar with that suck all the time. Whether it's I

620
00:34:32.000 --> 00:34:34.400
never remember what the spur is called, but the road

621
00:34:34.440 --> 00:34:37.559
that goes in downtown Dallas going from seventy five to

622
00:34:37.599 --> 00:34:39.840
thirty five and vice versa, Worth the Clyde Warren Deck

623
00:34:39.920 --> 00:34:43.039
Park is that whole area that's always a mess. Doesn't

624
00:34:43.079 --> 00:34:45.360
matter at the time of day. Six thirty five is

625
00:34:45.400 --> 00:34:49.360
almost always guaranteed mess. I thirty five W and Western

626
00:34:49.480 --> 00:34:55.280
Center and Fort Worth almost always a freaking nightmare. So yeah,

627
00:34:55.320 --> 00:34:57.880
it's it just sucks all the time. Now, the good

628
00:34:57.920 --> 00:34:59.639
news is, as we learned in the last segment, maybe

629
00:34:59.639 --> 00:35:04.519
there's a new get to work option just you know,

630
00:35:04.599 --> 00:35:07.519
get on the send me to work catapult.

631
00:35:08.119 --> 00:35:13.119
Yes, it's also Having lived in Los Angeles for many,

632
00:35:13.159 --> 00:35:18.000
many years, I can say this with the most confidence possible.

633
00:35:19.119 --> 00:35:20.920
You guys, we don't have traffic here.

634
00:35:21.639 --> 00:35:25.719
It's a small hiccup that could last between twenty to

635
00:35:25.719 --> 00:35:28.840
forty minutes depending on the situation.

636
00:35:29.079 --> 00:35:32.360
I will and that's under regular circumstances. There have been

637
00:35:32.639 --> 00:35:35.639
extreme ones where people are start for hours, but that's

638
00:35:35.639 --> 00:35:37.440
almost a common occurrence in La Right.

639
00:35:38.440 --> 00:35:39.360
I'll give you an example.

640
00:35:40.039 --> 00:35:43.159
I was flying to Dubai and it was a morning flight,

641
00:35:43.360 --> 00:35:44.840
early early morning flight, so I had to be at

642
00:35:44.840 --> 00:35:47.239
the airport at four am. So I left my house.

643
00:35:47.840 --> 00:35:50.239
I was like, I'll leave an hour early. From my

644
00:35:50.280 --> 00:35:54.519
front door in Sherman Oaks to Lax eighteen minutes is

645
00:35:54.559 --> 00:35:55.039
all it took.

646
00:35:55.280 --> 00:35:56.800
At three o'clock in the morning. I was like, oh,

647
00:35:56.880 --> 00:35:57.480
super early.

648
00:35:57.840 --> 00:35:58.039
Yeah.

649
00:35:58.159 --> 00:36:02.760
On the way back, I landed five thirty PM and

650
00:36:02.800 --> 00:36:04.639
it took two hours and forty five minutes.

651
00:36:05.639 --> 00:36:08.960
An eighteen minute drive yes, turned into almost three hours.

652
00:36:09.239 --> 00:36:09.480
Yes.

653
00:36:10.079 --> 00:36:12.760
The one time I had with severe LA traffic was

654
00:36:12.840 --> 00:36:16.480
when I was I don't know, like twenty two, maybe

655
00:36:17.519 --> 00:36:23.239
twenty one to twenty two going from we went to Disneyland,

656
00:36:24.199 --> 00:36:29.360
which was what Orange County whatever, Anaheim, Anaheim. Yeah, going

657
00:36:29.400 --> 00:36:33.000
from Anaheim to Studio City, m.

658
00:36:33.480 --> 00:36:35.559
Yeah, that's the way. That's a that's a that'll take

659
00:36:35.559 --> 00:36:35.920
a while.

660
00:36:36.159 --> 00:36:38.440
That took four plus hours, Yes.

661
00:36:38.480 --> 00:36:40.920
I don't doubt that. Yeah.

662
00:36:41.000 --> 00:36:42.320
When I have to do like when I had to

663
00:36:42.320 --> 00:36:44.880
do Hermosa Beach Comedy in Magic, which is in Orange

664
00:36:44.920 --> 00:36:48.039
County as well, from my house, I would I would

665
00:36:48.039 --> 00:36:50.400
have to leave on average about an hour and forty

666
00:36:50.400 --> 00:36:54.280
five minutes before showtime to get there almost late.

667
00:36:55.360 --> 00:36:58.239
On the flip side, even if there's no traffic getting

668
00:36:58.239 --> 00:37:01.039
anywhere in Arlington on the side streets, we'll take fifteen

669
00:37:01.079 --> 00:37:03.719
to twenty minutes easy. You can be going three blocks

670
00:37:03.719 --> 00:37:04.679
and it'll take you ten minutes.

671
00:37:05.360 --> 00:37:08.400
And everything's always under construction here. I don't understand like

672
00:37:08.639 --> 00:37:10.599
they finish. When they finished seventy five, it was like

673
00:37:10.639 --> 00:37:13.840
this big accomplishment made the news and they're like, oh,

674
00:37:13.880 --> 00:37:16.719
we're starting some new stuff. Yeah, and it has on.

675
00:37:16.719 --> 00:37:19.239
One day they celebrated that it was done, and then

676
00:37:19.280 --> 00:37:21.559
the next day they broke ground on the new expansion.

677
00:37:22.440 --> 00:37:24.920
Yes, it's what it seemed like. And then no, that

678
00:37:24.920 --> 00:37:27.719
that is exactly the case. And it is that way

679
00:37:27.800 --> 00:37:32.440
because it's a way a lot of road construction is.

680
00:37:32.760 --> 00:37:35.199
If you say we're going to do something that is

681
00:37:35.320 --> 00:37:38.880
going to, you know, be twenty years ahead, that costs

682
00:37:38.880 --> 00:37:40.800
too much money. So they only want to do five

683
00:37:40.880 --> 00:37:42.599
years ahead. And then of course once you get to

684
00:37:42.639 --> 00:37:44.639
five years ahead, well now you need to do another

685
00:37:44.679 --> 00:37:48.360
ten years like you're already behind. Yeah, and that's that's

686
00:37:48.360 --> 00:37:49.480
where Texas Highways are.

687
00:37:49.760 --> 00:37:50.800
Just yeah.

688
00:37:50.840 --> 00:37:55.559
And my first day as city manager, I will stop

689
00:37:55.559 --> 00:37:57.079
all funding for construction.

690
00:37:58.800 --> 00:37:59.320
No more lately.

691
00:38:00.000 --> 00:38:01.199
I don't know. I don't know if they really even

692
00:38:01.199 --> 00:38:01.440
do it.

693
00:38:01.480 --> 00:38:01.639
Now.

694
00:38:01.719 --> 00:38:03.119
Have you seen what they do with potholes in the

695
00:38:03.119 --> 00:38:04.079
city of Dallas.

696
00:38:04.320 --> 00:38:06.679
Yeah, I think you can go to a website and

697
00:38:06.679 --> 00:38:08.760
they'll give you your like they'll pay for your tire.

698
00:38:09.400 --> 00:38:12.320
Like I think there's an actual website now because it

699
00:38:12.400 --> 00:38:15.519
happens so often that enough complaints were wild that they

700
00:38:15.559 --> 00:38:18.119
finally just looked at some Indian guy and like, make.

701
00:38:18.000 --> 00:38:20.360
Us a website. Yeah, and then pay these people back

702
00:38:20.400 --> 00:38:20.960
for their tire.

703
00:38:21.440 --> 00:38:25.320
So like they'll they'll go around and patch them sometimes. Yeah,

704
00:38:25.360 --> 00:38:27.599
but then the way they do it seems like, uh,

705
00:38:28.599 --> 00:38:30.400
you know, it's like they pulled a cowboy off a

706
00:38:30.480 --> 00:38:33.119
Yellowstone ranch and have him just right in the hole

707
00:38:33.199 --> 00:38:35.159
and then it lasts like twenty minutes and it's a

708
00:38:35.159 --> 00:38:35.920
pothole again.

709
00:38:36.239 --> 00:38:38.400
Yeah, you know it's bad. When Domino's was like, we'll

710
00:38:38.400 --> 00:38:39.719
fix potholes.

711
00:38:42.000 --> 00:38:42.719
I think they quit.

712
00:38:42.760 --> 00:38:46.840
That's a commercial rent for like an hour and a half.

713
00:38:47.239 --> 00:38:48.239
We can't, we can't do.

714
00:38:48.920 --> 00:38:50.480
Yeah, they decided, you know what, we gave up on

715
00:38:50.519 --> 00:38:53.519
fixing potholes as a pizza company. We decided to focus

716
00:38:53.559 --> 00:38:54.840
our efforts on chicken wings.

717
00:38:55.480 --> 00:38:58.360
We'll go we'll go bankrupt just in pleasant growth.

718
00:38:58.840 --> 00:39:02.400
That's what. The roads are just really bad.

719
00:39:05.559 --> 00:39:08.880
It's unreal how that stuff just it just continues and

720
00:39:08.920 --> 00:39:10.360
it seems like it's never ending.

721
00:39:11.039 --> 00:39:13.639
Yeah, my favorite is in India, Like they do the

722
00:39:13.679 --> 00:39:16.239
same thing. It's a it's a cement mix that's like

723
00:39:17.039 --> 00:39:21.840
predominantly dirt that they've you know, they've died black, so

724
00:39:21.880 --> 00:39:25.280
it looks like asphalt. And they get these construction companies

725
00:39:25.320 --> 00:39:27.599
that come in and out just through the roof bids,

726
00:39:28.280 --> 00:39:31.559
like just just making tons of profit and it looks fantastic.

727
00:39:31.880 --> 00:39:34.840
And then the next time it rains everything washes away.

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00:39:35.559 --> 00:39:38.880
It's fantastic. It's like they're not even trying to hide it.

729
00:39:38.920 --> 00:39:40.119
They're like, yeah, it's not good.

730
00:39:41.559 --> 00:39:45.880
If you've reached the end of your limits when it

731
00:39:45.880 --> 00:39:48.320
comes to trying to get to work and running over

732
00:39:48.719 --> 00:39:52.960
horrific potholes, and if the send me to work catapult

733
00:39:53.039 --> 00:39:56.320
is not functioning, or perhaps you live too far away

734
00:39:56.320 --> 00:40:00.440
from your job. There's actually a company that will your

735
00:40:00.559 --> 00:40:05.440
job for you, okay, And I kind of feel like

736
00:40:05.519 --> 00:40:09.320
this is something Trey could do for you. So instead

737
00:40:09.320 --> 00:40:13.119
of hiring this company, I am certain in my bones

738
00:40:13.199 --> 00:40:17.400
that Trey would absolutely love to quit your job for you,

739
00:40:17.480 --> 00:40:20.599
because if there's anything that our very own trade trend

740
00:40:20.639 --> 00:40:25.519
Home loves to do, it's the dog cuss people out.

741
00:40:26.719 --> 00:40:28.960
Yeah, do you need a recommendation?

742
00:40:29.880 --> 00:40:30.280
Right?

743
00:40:30.760 --> 00:40:35.039
The first question in the trade trend Home, I'll quit

744
00:40:35.079 --> 00:40:35.880
your job for.

745
00:40:35.800 --> 00:40:36.239
You is.

746
00:40:37.960 --> 00:40:42.000
Do you want a reference or do you want to

747
00:40:42.039 --> 00:40:44.719
go out of a Blazer Glory because Blazer Glory option

748
00:40:44.800 --> 00:40:48.000
Tray can do. But this is actually out of Japan.

749
00:40:48.639 --> 00:40:51.400
There are several companies in Japan that will quit your

750
00:40:51.519 --> 00:40:55.159
job for you. They call your employer, tell them you're leaving,

751
00:40:55.199 --> 00:40:58.199
and even handle the details like your last day and

752
00:40:58.280 --> 00:41:03.400
how to return company owned equipment. For now, the two

753
00:41:03.440 --> 00:41:08.760
prominent companies offering the service in Japan, they say this

754
00:41:08.880 --> 00:41:13.639
makes sense culturally, Japanese people can be less confrontational, especially

755
00:41:13.679 --> 00:41:16.000
when they respect their boss or business and feel like

756
00:41:16.000 --> 00:41:19.840
they may be letting people down by leaving. So again,

757
00:41:22.679 --> 00:41:27.880
Trey is super confrontational if you are not. So if

758
00:41:28.119 --> 00:41:29.760
if you need it, we got it.

759
00:41:31.559 --> 00:41:32.760
Can you just not show up?

760
00:41:33.280 --> 00:41:36.400
Have we gone past those days where people just didn't

761
00:41:36.400 --> 00:41:37.360
come to work anymore?

762
00:41:37.559 --> 00:41:42.320
No, that still happens, but it's harder to fire people

763
00:41:42.400 --> 00:41:46.119
these days, trust me, I've witnessed it, and especially for

764
00:41:46.199 --> 00:41:53.239
not showing up repeatedly over time, long stretches of time.

765
00:41:57.119 --> 00:42:00.760
It turns out being an old alcoholic is a two

766
00:42:00.880 --> 00:42:01.920
protected classes.

767
00:42:04.880 --> 00:42:08.519
What's their pronoun Jim and Beam?

768
00:42:09.480 --> 00:42:11.079
This particular one was Don and Julio.

769
00:42:13.079 --> 00:42:16.039
At the time he had Spanish pronouns.

770
00:42:17.440 --> 00:42:17.679
Yeah.

771
00:42:17.719 --> 00:42:22.280
I haven't had a day job in twenty plus years,

772
00:42:22.519 --> 00:42:24.480
but I do remember when I was working for my parents,

773
00:42:24.840 --> 00:42:26.639
there would be like there was a guy named John

774
00:42:26.679 --> 00:42:29.800
who just day Friday he was at work, and then

775
00:42:30.000 --> 00:42:34.320
Monday rolled around and then no, no John. We just

776
00:42:34.559 --> 00:42:37.800
nobody said anything, nobody filled out new paperwork. We were

777
00:42:37.840 --> 00:42:39.000
just told he ain't coming back.

778
00:42:39.599 --> 00:42:41.199
So that was at least you got told. I mean,

779
00:42:41.239 --> 00:42:44.199
there are instances these days, and I'm not just talking about,

780
00:42:44.239 --> 00:42:48.400
you know, experiences that I have witnessed, but there are

781
00:42:48.480 --> 00:42:51.280
occasions where people have just stopped going to work and

782
00:42:51.320 --> 00:42:54.719
they just keep getting paid because it's a mystery, and

783
00:42:54.760 --> 00:42:57.360
no one wants to actually do anything because if they

784
00:42:57.440 --> 00:43:01.320
do something, then they worry about opening the company up

785
00:43:01.360 --> 00:43:06.440
to litigation. Gotcha, Maybe someone missed an email, someone missed

786
00:43:06.480 --> 00:43:10.840
a text, someone, you know, maybe the employees that I'm

787
00:43:10.920 --> 00:43:11.840
really sick.

788
00:43:11.719 --> 00:43:13.639
And that's what.

789
00:43:13.800 --> 00:43:16.159
You can't fire someone for being sick. So that's what

790
00:43:16.239 --> 00:43:19.000
companies are so worried about these days. Instead of worrying

791
00:43:19.039 --> 00:43:22.159
about having a responsible employee, they're more worried about getting sued.

792
00:43:23.280 --> 00:43:25.000
That's when you run back into the office a year

793
00:43:25.119 --> 00:43:26.000
later and be like, did you.

794
00:43:25.960 --> 00:43:31.559
Guys get that email? I completely missed this.

795
00:43:34.639 --> 00:43:36.719
Yeah, that's actually because it makes sense because you know

796
00:43:36.760 --> 00:43:39.719
someone's gone into a manager's office before and done the

797
00:43:39.760 --> 00:43:42.280
trade thing, being confrontational and saying, oh, this is what

798
00:43:42.360 --> 00:43:43.920
you should do for your company and blah blah blah,

799
00:43:43.920 --> 00:43:46.119
and at the end of it, the manager might have

800
00:43:46.199 --> 00:43:48.039
just told the person you realize this could have just

801
00:43:48.119 --> 00:43:50.519
been an email, and the next guy that wanted to

802
00:43:50.599 --> 00:43:52.639
quit heard that and said done.

803
00:43:53.440 --> 00:43:53.760
Yeah.

804
00:43:54.159 --> 00:43:57.800
Yeah, I think tray should specialize.

805
00:43:57.800 --> 00:43:59.559
It should be people that win the lottery or come

806
00:43:59.599 --> 00:44:00.159
into money.

807
00:44:00.119 --> 00:44:04.519
Like like insurance or life insurance or an inheritance and

808
00:44:04.559 --> 00:44:07.199
they want to quit. They don't need a reference, they

809
00:44:07.199 --> 00:44:10.119
don't need they're not worried about getting another job. And

810
00:44:10.159 --> 00:44:13.840
that's when you call Trenthoman Associates, uh, and uh.

811
00:44:13.920 --> 00:44:15.239
Do you have F you money?

812
00:44:16.119 --> 00:44:21.480
I am the f you man.

813
00:44:25.119 --> 00:44:27.599
That's exactly that should be like, you know, the lawyer

814
00:44:27.599 --> 00:44:30.480
who sends flowers trade is just like I'm the f

815
00:44:30.519 --> 00:44:30.880
you guy.

816
00:44:31.159 --> 00:44:34.519
Yeah yeah. It turns out old Jim Adler that Texas

817
00:44:34.519 --> 00:44:39.079
Hammer's got some competition. Tray's going to show up at

818
00:44:39.119 --> 00:44:40.559
your job with a sledge hammer.

819
00:44:46.159 --> 00:44:50.239
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821
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829
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uh before we uh check out at the Treehouse for today, and.

830
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That is.

831
00:45:39.000 --> 00:45:45.559
Be careful what you copy from TikTok. This is not

832
00:45:45.639 --> 00:45:48.119
the first time I've ever said this, and it certainly

833
00:45:48.199 --> 00:45:49.800
is not going to be the last, but this is

834
00:45:49.840 --> 00:45:51.719
one of those times where you really need to heed

835
00:45:51.760 --> 00:45:56.719
my advice and the advice of federal prosecutors when I say,

836
00:45:57.320 --> 00:46:01.480
don't copy everything that you see on TikTok. The latest

837
00:46:01.519 --> 00:46:02.239
example of.

838
00:46:02.239 --> 00:46:05.039
This is.

839
00:46:07.800 --> 00:46:13.559
TikTok creators thinking that they have found a hack to

840
00:46:14.039 --> 00:46:18.239
get a bunch of money out of Chase Bank. Okay,

841
00:46:18.679 --> 00:46:23.920
I'm listening. The lesson here is don't commit fraud even

842
00:46:23.920 --> 00:46:29.760
if TikTok tells you to. Yes, because some TikTok creators

843
00:46:29.800 --> 00:46:34.239
assumed that they out smarted the largest bank in the country.

844
00:46:34.280 --> 00:46:40.360
But it turns out they're just doing fraud because earlier

845
00:46:40.400 --> 00:46:45.320
this week, a glitch allowed people to deposit bad checks

846
00:46:45.360 --> 00:46:49.199
at Chases ATMs for exorbitant amounts of money and then

847
00:46:49.320 --> 00:46:51.719
have the credit appear in their accounts. And then what

848
00:46:51.760 --> 00:46:55.440
did they do? They withdraw as much as they can

849
00:46:55.519 --> 00:46:57.599
before the bank caught the mistake. Does this sound familiar

850
00:46:57.599 --> 00:46:59.239
to anybody?

851
00:47:00.079 --> 00:47:04.679
It's fraud, Yes, that would be. That would be bank fraud. Yes.

852
00:47:04.840 --> 00:47:08.599
Now, the problem is that this free money hack that's

853
00:47:08.639 --> 00:47:12.360
been celebrated in a number of viral videos on TikTok

854
00:47:12.960 --> 00:47:17.599
is really just a form of fraud called check kiting. Chase.

855
00:47:18.079 --> 00:47:20.960
Chase did not confirm how many customers participated in it,

856
00:47:21.039 --> 00:47:23.559
and there's a chance many videos and posts about users

857
00:47:23.559 --> 00:47:26.519
making stacks from the ATM error warre skits or jokes,

858
00:47:26.760 --> 00:47:30.199
but it prompted Chase to release a statement telling customers

859
00:47:30.280 --> 00:47:33.199
don't do it. The bank said that. The bank said

860
00:47:33.199 --> 00:47:35.800
that depositing bad checks and then withdrawing the money is

861
00:47:35.920 --> 00:47:37.039
fraud playing and simple.

862
00:47:37.440 --> 00:47:37.760
Mm hm.

863
00:47:39.159 --> 00:47:42.119
You want to hear the the absolute stupidest part of this.

864
00:47:42.599 --> 00:47:43.159
Mm hmm.

865
00:47:44.159 --> 00:47:46.039
In order for this to work, you have to use

866
00:47:46.079 --> 00:47:51.840
your own Chase Bank account, which makes it really easy

867
00:47:53.239 --> 00:47:55.880
for the bank to track down the potential scammers.

868
00:47:56.320 --> 00:47:59.400
Yeah. Yeah, but it's a white collar crime.

869
00:47:59.519 --> 00:48:03.880
So I mean, even if you do go, like nineteen

870
00:48:04.079 --> 00:48:06.199
of federal prisons have a golf course, So.

871
00:48:07.599 --> 00:48:09.599
Well, I tell you this, the guys I know in

872
00:48:09.639 --> 00:48:11.480
federal prison, I don't think they're playing.

873
00:48:11.199 --> 00:48:14.920
Golf, unless that's what they're calling it these days.

874
00:48:15.880 --> 00:48:18.159
I mean, I'm certain there are balls going in holes,

875
00:48:18.159 --> 00:48:22.880
but I don't think there's a gopher dancing at the

876
00:48:22.920 --> 00:48:23.360
end of it.

877
00:48:24.920 --> 00:48:26.079
Nobody asked for a mulligan.

878
00:48:39.920 --> 00:48:43.119
Some users even posted follow ups, reporting to show their

879
00:48:43.119 --> 00:48:47.360
accounts with substantial negative balances after the bank fixed the problem.

880
00:48:47.440 --> 00:48:48.760
So if the banks are always going to win in

881
00:48:48.760 --> 00:48:53.079
the end, people just keep that in mind. Thanks for

882
00:48:53.119 --> 00:48:55.559
hanging out with us inside the treehouse. We will see

883
00:48:55.599 --> 00:49:00.239
you tomorrow, which of course will be hey, hell yeah

884
00:49:01.519 --> 00:49:01.840
zero