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It is time to leave your warriors outside and laugh
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with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Dan, O'Malley, along with
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Trade Trenholm, Raj Sharma and special guest inside the Treehouse today,
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friend and comedian Justin Foster. Yeah, welcome back, Justin. How
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you've been, Bud, I've been good man.
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Thanks for having me our pleasure.
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You, sir, are in Texas because you were from Texas
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then you did then you moved to California and you
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did that whole thing, and you're still doing that and
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now you're on tour and this is your Is this
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your anniversary, your comedy anniversary and you're celebrating at the
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Addison Improv.
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Yeah. Twenty years, two years? Yeah, thank you, I'm excited. Yeah, Thursday.
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Does does it feel like twenty years?
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Yes? I would say forty.
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Yeah.
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That's another way in which I feel like comedy and
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radio overlap. That's like, oh, you've been in radio like
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twenty five years. Does it feel like it feels like fifty?
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So yeah?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah. Roger, Well, that's great.
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I am We are very happy to have you in
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Texas celebrating twenty years of doing comedy and you're doing
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so at the Addison Improv when and how and all that.
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I will give us all the info Thursday, so in
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a couple of days at the Addison Improv. Addison Improv
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on their website, tickets are still available and shows at
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seven I believe seven doors at seven shows seven thirty
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something like that.
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Standing and yeah, are you doing just North Texas, like
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just the Addison Improv or are you doing a little
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mini Texas tour?
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I'm doing Houston on Wednesday?
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Gotcha?
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Okay?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, So I was in Phoenix this weekend,
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took a red eye here, doing Houston Wednesday and then
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Addison on Thursday.
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Very cool. All right, So ticket info for the in
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for the Addison Improv go to improv dot com. I
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recently was in Texas as well. So now you and
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I have this in common. We're turning back to the
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to our to our roots, going back to Texas. What
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are your Texas must have Because you've been living in
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California now for a very long time, so you know
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you're coming back home to Dallas. What are the things
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you have to have when you come back to Texas backyard?
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It really is the little things. Man. I'm actually with
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you because because.
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I think green arrows to turn left.
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Oh yeah, those are nice.
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Where are you gonna say?
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I was just gonna say, because it's it's interestingly enough.
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I I appreciate being able to go for walks when
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I come back to Texas. I mean, depending on the
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height of the sun at the moment, because the ground
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is for the most part flat, and then we could
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take our dog for a walk and enjoy that. Where
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I live, it's very hilly, and it's I don't sometimes
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I just want to go for a stroll, not a hike. Yeah,
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so California, though, you don't have that to worry about.
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But like food and things, are there any food items?
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Like when you get back to Texas, are you thinking,
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my god, I'd murder for a beaver nugget? Or I
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really need, you know, some d Q whatever California doesn't.
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Have I do. I do waffle house every time I'm
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in town. It's like a muss. Yeah, I have to
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at least at least that's the garland. You can't take
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it out. You can't take it out.
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Still, I'm surprised California does have waffle house.
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I know, I know, I mean, I'm not actually there's
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not a lot of gluten free vegan options at the
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waffle house.
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Well, California is big. They don't have to have it,
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you know in the HOLLI at the Hollywood waffle House,
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which be which.
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It would make so much Yeah, if you open a
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waffle house in Hollywood, it would make so much money.
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I just yeah, yeah, but can it be right Hollywood Boulevard? Yeah, yeah,
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we could do that.
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So I know when we were in town, uh we
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uh we hit water Burger. We uh we knocked over
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Fuzzies tacos a couple of times.
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Fuzzies I'm doing for lunch today.
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There you go. Yeah yeah, partly partly, partly for the
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food and partly because we needed a new cup.
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The it is because it's like other people really will
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have like they will fixate on certain things that they want.
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Waterburger seems to be a big, a big one for
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Texans and think about like, Okay, I got I gotta
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go to Waburger, or you know, I need a basket
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of steak fingers from Dairy Queen or a blizzard. Keeping
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in mind, I've only been to California a couple of times,
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but I have not explored the chain restaurant cuisine and
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compared it to North Texas. I mean, I know, you know,
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LA has its certain things, but I mean, you know,
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I we love, we love when when we're from Texas.
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I love the I love getting text mes when I'm
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back here because it's really kind of hard, yeah, Raj.
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You know, it's like there'll be like one or two
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places that kind of do it, but like it's just
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it's still a little healthy.
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And I love coming and I think there's one in
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North Hollywood and then Rick yeah yeah, no Hollywood, yeah yeah.
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But then here it's just like, oh, I just love everywhere. Yeah,
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I love it.
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Yeah. I guess to me, the big indicator of text
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mechs is whether or not it's covered in qeso.
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Okay, so yeah, it's got to like hurt like a
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little bit here when you're done, m h and.
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Case is hard to find in La. They'll just bring
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you a bowl of cheese.
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Yeah yeah yeah yeah. And salsa is like pigota guy. Yeah, yeah,
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come on.
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I don't need I don't like the onion fingers man, right, yeah. Yeah,
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I don't know if there's you know, how like people
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uh uh, it's genetic, like if with cilantro they taste
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soap and not cilantro asparagus you get, you know, the
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sulfur asparagus pea. I am onion sensitive. I don't even
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know if that's really a thing or if it's just
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a me thing. I don't know if there are others
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like me or not. But there are some onions that
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are just way too damn oniony. And then if I
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get a taco that's got onions in it, it's all
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I can smell, that's all I can taste. And then
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I try to pick them out of the taco, and
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now my fingers smell like onions, and I'm some sort
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of a mutant onion fingered thing.
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And yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it. I just yeah,
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there's so much food here, and I'm in ditting right
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now too. This there's a lot of good like my
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I out here, the new the restaurant, well my yeah,
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our restaurant's out here too, which is I always try
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to I try to eat that whenever I come to town,
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for sure.
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What is our restaurant?
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Me and my friend? Yeah, I think you remember Anthony
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Morrell from Tony Morrel back in the day. We partnered
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it up and opened a restaurant on the square here
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in didn't called a graffiti Pastah, it is and it
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is awesome.
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Yeah, what is wrong with you? You have chosen two
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horrific professions for longevity and sanity. You are a stand
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up comedian and a restaurant tour Yeah.
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I hate myself.
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By god, man, it is truly a miracle you are
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sober at all?
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Yeah, I know. Don't worry.
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I'm also in a band, so in case that works out.
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Yeah, I've made fifty dollars this year. Thank you.
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In twenty twenty seven, it has been announced that Spaceballs
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Too will hit theaters and I can't wait. What about you?
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I'm concerned with the age of the actors in that.
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I mean, are they going to actually make it? Are
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they going to film everything as fast as they can
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just in case that if they do pass away? They
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already have a lot of the recording for it, so
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because it takes a while to edit all that stuff.
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So I just hope it comes through. I know everybody's
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going to be building it up. It is something we
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grew up with. To see another production of it, I
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think it's going to be fantastic.
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Do you ever get any design ideas for people's homes
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from the first Spaceballs?
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You know, I've went in some people's homes and there
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are some There are some elaborate Star Wars fans for sure. Okay,
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so Spaceballs, you know, obviously not the same. But I
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have seen some people designed some absolutely stunning feats, like
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a millennium falcon front facia in their game rooms, and uh,
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you know, tie fighters hanging from the ceiling. And one guy,
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you know, he did infinity lights on a on a
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mirror basically all the way through and he put all
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the action figures behind it.
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There's Trey, that's Raj and also inside the Treehouse today
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Justin Foster, who is celebrating twenty years of comedy in
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his life and you can celebrate with him at the
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Addison Improv. This Thursday night show is at seven. For tickets,
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go to improv dot com or just stock Justin on
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social media. That also can pay dividends. So we mentioned
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to going into the previous segment Justin. So you've been
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sober now for how long?
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December will be twelve years?
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All right? So December will be Trey, you are about
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to hit your ninth YEP and when what's the date
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on your stray.
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August seventeenth, twenty sixteen.
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There you go, August seventeenth, so you're about to get
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your your sober birthday, and it is and and Trey,
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I don't I don't know if I'm not sober. I'm
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not in that community, you know, So I don't know
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if there are different types of sober individuals. I mean,
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I know there are some, because there are some that
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are good at it and bad at it, and there
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are some that are more militant about it than others.
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Tray's very laid back about it, justin I think you're
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probably a little more laid back about it. I don't
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think you're running around town like Peta, saying you need
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to stop drinking and just telling everyone no, no, no.
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But there are those types. Trey, though, does like to
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literally wear his sobriety. Because Trey's got a shirt now
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that celebrates his sobriety. You're not siring it right now.
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It'd be funny if you were, but you posted a
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photo of it on Instagram the other day. I was
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gonna try to pull it up. But what does the
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shirt say?
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Again says I don't drink because I went pro and
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retired early.
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They hung up your Jersey Fudruckers, you're.
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Retired as Jersey. There's a bust of him outside tilted
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a Jack bottle vertical. Dirk's got the fade Away, Trey's
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got the Jack slamb. But Tray, you told me the
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other day that some lady started giving you smack about
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your shirt. She didn't she thought your shirt was offensive.
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Oh yeah, she uh, let me see if I can. Yeah. So, anyways,
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I was standing in line at a place waiting for
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some food and she looked over at me and she
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was like, does she think that's a little insensitive? No
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to whom, Well, it's she is, Well, you're making fun
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of people. I go, it's self deprecating. She was young,
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and that went completely over her head. And that's when
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I was like, yeah, you know what, I'm gonna leave