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It is time to believe your worries outside and laugh with
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us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Maley along with Trey
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Trenholm and Jerry Caldwell and Raj Sharma. Raj, I saved
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you for last because apparently you didn't get the blue
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shirt memo. I did not this. This is completely by accident.
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We didn't plan this. It just kind of sometimes happens. Women,
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if they spend enough time together, can sync up on
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their periods. Apparently, with us inside the treehouse, we'll sync
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up on colors of shirt. Light blue is the theme
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of the day. Apparently except for you, Raj, you got
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the black hoodie. Yes again not intentional, but here we
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are like minded.
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I guess.
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We are going to start today with something we have
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not done in just a little while, and.
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That is.
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Total side note. I just saw that. I think CBS
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said they we're going to have that reboot. I was
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just about late this year.
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Really, the last thing I saw was that there was
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it was a dead show and it didn't have any hope.
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So that's good news, thank you, Trey.
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The pilot didn't get picked up because they had changed
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it to where it was a girl that was, But
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now they've gone back to the original format and looks
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like it's happening.
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All right, brown girl, No, is it a white guy? Yes,
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there you go, Hollywood back in back in traditional form. No,
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So that's unrelated to the story I'm going to share
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with you, and you have to guess about whether or
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not you believe it. But believe it or not coming back,
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I think the time is right for it. It was
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it was a fun show back in the day. It
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can be a fun show today, especially with all the
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superhero stuff you can make fun of, which is what
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the whole point of the show was in the first place.
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So yay, good news. All right, believe it or not,
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science has finally proved that girl farts are worse than guys.
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Do you believe it or not? Trey, We'll start with you, Uh,
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don't believe it? Okay, Jerry, do you believe it or
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not believe it? Believe it? And Raj do you believe
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that girl farts are worse than men according to science? Uh?
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I'll go with.
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Yes, Trey, you are wrong. According to science, women's farts
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really do tend to smell worse than men's, and there's
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a reason behind it. According to research, women's farts contain
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higher concentrations of hydrogen sulfide and superiority complex. The superiority
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thing was my.
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Addition that was, where was this research done?
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I haven't gotten to that yet.
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Okay.
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Stuck on the headline, science proves girl farts are worse,
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I'm like, yes, it is. This is a classic case
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of confirmation bias. I have long since believed that girl
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farts are way worse than men's and science has now
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proven it, and I saw a headline that backed it up,
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So I'm going to stay with that. I'll try to
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give you a little more info here. According to research,
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women's flatulence contains higher concentrations of hydrogen sulfide. The sulfur
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based compound behind the classic rotten egg smell, which makes
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it smell stronger even if they pass gas less often
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than dudes. But here's the twist. That smell of your
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gas might not be all bad. Oh god, seriously, they
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get to be right even when they fart. This isn't right.
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Small amounts of hydrogen sulfide have been linked in studies
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to potential brain protective effects, including helping nerve cells communicate
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and possibly reducing risks associated with aging and Alzheimer's. Oh god,
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no one showed my wife this story, because if this
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is true, that means the more she farts, the more
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I remember, and we can't have that. Well, that also
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justifies us for all those times we gave them Dutch evans. Well,
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see the difference there is. We're doing it just to
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be funny or crude. Now if they start doing it's
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because they're trying to change us and make us better.
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So we've just given them another way to do that.
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This is actually bad news. I now hate this story.
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It prevents them from getting Alzheimer's, not us, I don't know.
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Small amounts of hydrogen sulfide LinkedIn studies to potential brain
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protective effects, including helping nerve cells communicate and possibly reducing
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risk associated with aging and Alzheimer's. It doesn't specify there
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if it's your own gas or if taking in somebody
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else's does it or does it even matter? I mean
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gas is gas, right, well it is. But there is
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definitely a difference between smelling your own fart and somebody
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else's because I'm pretty sure I've seen this somewhere that
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science has also proven that the smell of your own
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farts is not bad to you. It's not as bad
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to you as it is compared to somebody else's because
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it's your smell and for some reason, you don't mind
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it as much. But if it's somebody else, you're like,
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oh my god, what is that.
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I've I've I've I've farted before, like I shouldn't be alive,
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Like it's this is terrible. Uh yeah, yeah.
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It doesn't happen often, but there have been a couple
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of times where I've also let one go and thought,
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oh god, what what if I been eating? Like it's
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a it's a frightening thing when you fart and it
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actually smells like somebody else. It's like, that's not someone
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like just sneak in here like that that doesn't smell
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like one of mine. You stret looking around because they're
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an intruder, and that's when you know you're like, Okay,
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something needs to change. I need to go to the doctor,
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need to change my diet. Something doesn't happen often, but
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when it does, it is kind of alarming. As you
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just pointed out, right, yeah, I've had one more or
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I was like, I need to go to the hospital.
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There's something dead inside me.
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What just happened. I don't need to know now if
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there's a if there's an easier way to get it
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out of me than it bursting through my chest. Also,
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I need to stop eating cabbage like that. I mean,
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so yeah, so I don't. I don't technically know if
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if the girl smoke, if if that makes her brain
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protected from Alzheimer's, or if she's just every time she
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lets one go protecting everyone that inhales it. I don't
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know that part.
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I mean, you make it sound like if if it
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was protecting you, that you would all of a sudden
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be able to remember your birth.
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Well, I guess it depends on the fart.
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I mean, I mean, well, you you don't you Uhara
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in a good light in this one.
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Well, they do say with great power, it comes great responsibility.
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I mean, you could freak out a lot of people
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if you just start crop dusting everyone you come across
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and they all all of a sudden remember their birth.
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That would be traumatic and hysterical. If you're the one doing.
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It, you're going to turn into rain Man. At one point.
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You're just gonna start counting cards in Vegas.
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Like if I'm around someone that a female that farts
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enough and I've got an identic memory, or if you'll
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ever get enough of them together and you inhale it,
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then you can play out your own version of Back
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to the Future too where you're biff. I think there's
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a category on Pornhub by the way, spelling parts. Yeah, oh,
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I'm sure of course it is.
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I feel like at some point you're gonna be able
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to identify the second gunman on the grassy note.
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Yeah.
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I can't wait to see the look on the CIA
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agent's face when I come forwards.
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dfw dot com. On the heels of science, proving that
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girl farts are worse than ours. We have a new
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word alert I believe this one is attributed to Jin Alpha.
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No Boy.
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Teens have officially found a new way to throw shade,
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and parents are actually kind of loving how funny it is.
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The new word is chopel ganger. This is the latest
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slang taking over middle school classrooms. But what does it mean?
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Does anyone know? Right now? Do you know it yet? No?
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I know actual words?
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Man if I may, I would like to take this
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opportunity to quote Thor in Avengers Infinity War when he
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said all words are made up. It really is one
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of the most brilliant lines in cinema history, and it
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was sort of a throwaway in the middle of that
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epic saga. And it really was Thors on the spaceship
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with the Guardians of the Galaxy and they're like, you
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just made that up. All the words it made up,
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and then right into the next line, and he was right,
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because they are. Choppel Ganger is the new term from teenagers,
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and it's meaning it's pretty damn good. Actually, choppel Ganger
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is a noun and it describes someone who looks like
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another person, except they're the downgraded off brand version. Think
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t MoU doppelganger. That is choppel ganger. It is a
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mashup of two words, chopped and doppelganger. I guess chopped
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is a gin alpha term for I guess like a
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cutoff version, a chopped up version of the real thing
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that that word. I don't exactly know, but I had
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the definition here for choppel ganger, and that's what they say.
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I mean, Gary Busey. Gary Busey is the poor man's nicky.
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Nicky is the poor man's ripped horn.
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And two of those gave us two of the best
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mugshots of all freaking time. Absolutely, does Gary Busey not
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have a mugshot. He's got to have one somewhere. I
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don't think buy is a mug shot.
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I don't think the camera takes his picture.
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No that if it does, it does so silently because
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it knows what's good for it.
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Mugshots aside, that was always you know, Gary Busey, you
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know you're the poor man's nick nolty, You're a knockoff.
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Wow. Yeah, I never really thought about that, but I
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guess you're right. I guess they look similar. I just
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did a quick search. I don't see I just oh,
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I did Gary mugshot? No wonder I got some weird results.
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Me tried Gary Busey instead, But yeah, Rip Torn and
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Nick Nolty had two of the most classic mug shots
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in history. There's no doubt about that. But here I'm
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trying to see I don't see a Gary Busey mugshot. Interestingly, though,