May 28, 2026

Woman Smuggles Wine Into Jail WHERE?! + Clavicular Is the New Kardashian | The Treehouse Show

Woman Smuggles Wine Into Jail WHERE?! + Clavicular Is the New Kardashian | The Treehouse Show
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A woman tried to smuggle a bottle of wine into jail… but the real question is: WHERE did she hide it?! Welcome back to The Treehouse Show, the comedy podcast covering funny news, viral stupidity, pop culture chaos, and ridiculous real-life stories.

In today’s episode, Dan officially turns into an old man while ranting about iPhone updates and modern technology, we debate who should be the next James Bond, and we break down one of the strangest accidental deaths you’ll ever hear — including a coroner who unexpectedly drops some serious knowledge. We also tell you why exploding whales are a problem in Denmark.

We also dive into why internet personality “Clavicular” might be the next evolution of the Kardashians, why outrage culture keeps making idiots famous, and how social media continues rewarding the worst people alive.

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Air, it is time leave your worries outside and laugh

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with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along with

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Trey Trenholm and a sneezy Jerry Caldwell. Bless you, Jerry,

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Thank you zoon Tyke. You only sneeze twice.

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You know, I used to be a triple sneezer and

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then somewhere around my forties and went down to two.

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Weird.

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Yeah, See that worries me because I'm I'm a triple

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sneezer and if I sneeze something other than three, something's wrong.

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That's how good I know my body.

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I first of all, I'm a little weirded out that

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I know that particular fact about myself.

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But yeah, it don't be weird about that. That's just

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good old fashioned paying attention. And the older we get,

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the more we need to pay attention to what our

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bodies are telling us, Otherwise it will say it much

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more loudly and an owl fashion. Speaking of signs, has

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anyone else got the new iPhone update yet?

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Yeah?

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I'm sorry? Oh really, somehow, somehow I have avoided it.

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Tara's phone got it the other day, and it is.

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My wife doesn't swear a lot, but when she does,

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it's usually right after a good old fashioned iPhone update

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that nobody asked for.

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The worst thing for me is it turned my notifications

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off on my text messages, and I've been getting texts

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in clumps, Like yesterday someone sent me text for hours

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and then they all like starting at twelve thirty, and

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then about five o'clock they all showed up.

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Well that's not helpful. If I can slap on my

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cap and obvious hat. Did you notice the change with

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like the glassy icons on the screen. That's one of

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the things Terror showed me first, is so it's sort

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of inside the little icons on your screen inside of it,

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it'll turn it kind of blurry and glassy with the background.

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And so it's driving my wife nuts because it makes

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it harder for her to see the little icons inside

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the little window. I still don't know how I've avoided

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the update, because she got it automatically. We both are

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on the same Wi Fi at the same time pretty

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much every day, so I don't know how it is.

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I don't have it yet.

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Which phones do you have?

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Oh, maybe hers is newer than mine. Mine's a fourteen

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I think fifteen. Yeah, that's interesting. Android just had a

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big update it's system too. Really yeah.

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It changed from that whole like food and dessert based

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nomenclature into this.

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Thing called one UI.

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And it's changed the way the icons looked, it's changed

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the way the actual like, the way the apps look

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on the inside, the user interfaces, it's moved things around

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the menus are different.

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What did anyone ask for this?

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I did not tell terror to try to go to

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display and brightness and then there's a deal where it's

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like liquid, get glass tinted or clear, and she may

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find tinted to take that problem away.

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Okay, see this is what I'm talking about. I can't

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stand it when you get these new phone updates that

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nobody asked for. All it feels like is someone trying

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to justify their job and saying, we got an idea

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to change a bunch of stuff that nobody asked for.

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But I need a job because I make really good

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money working at iPhone I'm sorry, working at Apple or

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what a Samsung, Motorola whatever, And we need to change

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the user interface and all this stuff because well, I

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need a job, and if I don't do this occasionally,

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then I don't have a job. So here we go.

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Here's a bunch of new changes nobody asked for. It

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was a few years ago on an iPhone update. When

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you go into Safari into the internet browser. We all,

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we're all used to the little URL bar being on

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the top right, We're all used to that. What did

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they do on this update a few years ago? They

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dropped it to the bottom. Thank god for Steve Noviella

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from Fox four, because he actually saw someone else show

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him how to move it back to its original spot.

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He posted that on social media and I couldn't switch

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it back fast enough. I don't like.

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Witch uge, but well, but that's that's a problem, because

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I promise you the howser bar at the bottom is

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far more efficient and better.

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I don't care. Well, don't change my especially without asking me.

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It makes me feel like you two is in my

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phone all over again without my permission. I just wish

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there was like an opt in thing. You know what

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it's like. You know what, I'm a really simple internet

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slash phone consumer. Whenever the pop up shows itself, will

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you accept the cookies? I accept them. I always accept them,

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I rarely reject them. I'm pretty laid back when it

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comes to being a consumer. But please let me opt

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in or out on these massive visual changes. If there

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are technological advancements and upgrades that will help the performance

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of the device, I'm all for it. But I don't

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like change. I want things to look the same because

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once I know where something is, I no longer have

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to think of where it is. I just know where

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it is. I can rely on my muscle memory, which

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is what I'm depending on when I get really old

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and eventually have a stroke and when I'm incapacitated and

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Trey is wheeling me around to all the things in

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life I don't want to do, so he's going to

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do it against my will. I at least want to

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be able to hit a button on my phone where

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it sends out an old recording of me that says

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Hugh Trey. And if they keep changing this stuff, I

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won't be able to hit my huge tray button because

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they'll have moved it.

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Dan, I promise you I will set you up with

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some sort of many three sixty or some sound soundboard

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where you you will have you know, you can call

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me see word you everything your heart desires. I will

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make sure because that'll make me laugh even more.

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One of those big buttons like that, that was easy button,

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just nice and big, so you can even if your

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fingers are all curled up, you can just kind of

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punch it.

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I can still fist it. Yeah, you're right, because I

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remember my grandmother had a phone like that. It was

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one of those big button phones like a cricket or whatever. Yeah. No,

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I mean it was like, yeah, it was a bad

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line phone. I swear to god. It looked like a

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like a like a tic tac toe board or something.

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They were They were literally about I would say ten

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by ten, and the each number was a solid inch

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squared like I mean.

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The one she had, I think it was like one

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and a half or maybe two inches on each side.

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On those buttons. I mean you really could, Yeah, I

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mean you really could. The numbers were big, you could

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see them, uh, and you really could. You could just pound.

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You could pound on it with your fist to dial,

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and you just not overlap and hit other numbers. Didn't

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Those buttons also light up. She didn't have extra she

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didn't have that one. I don't know if that version

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had a light up feature because because if you hit

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the buttons too hard you might break the lights. But

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then again, things back then were built to last, so

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maybe you could punch it and it would still light up.

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But no, hers was just good old fashioned black and

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white phone with the big ass buttons. The numbers and

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the letters were in bold letters. There was no mistaking

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every character on that phone. You knew what button you

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were going to push. There was no fat fringing. There

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was no fat fingering anything with that thing. Anyway. I

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don't like change, and I don't like my phone stuff changing,

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and I'm at least happy that, for whatever reason, maybe

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it's because my phone's a little bit older, I have

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not been subjected to the update to a bunch of

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stuff I didn't ask for.

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Congratulations on being the youngest one here and sounding the oldest.

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Me. You're right, and get off my lawn.

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I mean I would.

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I would think you'd be more upset, Tray it turned

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off your notifications, and I mean that would bug the

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crap up to me, especially if I'm perpecting.

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But you know, the beauty of it is I turned

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her back on.

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Yeah, but I don't want to have to do that

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I shouldn't be forced to do things I don't want

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to do.

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You tell that to Terry when she puts on the strap.

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Hey, look what I found you, Tray. You know why

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I know where that button is because that's a that's

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a device. I put that sound right there and it

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doesn't move all right, now that I've got that out

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of my system. Uh sorry, I'm chuckling on this one,

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because this one, this is the story of the week,

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without a doubt. Uh huh. A woman and I've already

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screwed it up. A woman in Michigan just gave a

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whole new meaning to box wine. First suspects. A standard

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bottle of wine is three inches in diameter at its

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base and just shy of twelve inches tall. It holds

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seven hundred and fifty milliliters of liquid and weighs more

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than two and a half pounds. Keep that in mind

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as the rest of the story unfold. While being processed

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into jail, a Michigan woman was found to have concealed

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a stolen, unopened bottle of Pino Griggio inside her vagina.

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That's according to investigators who charged the woman with attempting

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to smuggle contraband into a penal institution of irony. According

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to police reports, Monique mcciani, who's forty eight, was arrested

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earlier this month for trespassing at a CVS in Grand Traverse, Michigan.

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She had previously been banned from the store. She appeared

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at the business on May ninth and allegedly stole wine,

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which she consumed in the store's bathroom. Now, Trey, you're

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going on ten years of sobriety. I want you to

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tell me, in your vast experience, is this one of

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the hardest rock bottoms you've ever heard. After being hospitalized

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to her high intoxication, Monique was discharged to a local

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medical center and immediately returned to CVS. The day after,

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police called to the arrested her at a checkout counter

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for trespassing on property. Again. At the time, the arresting

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officer was unaware that Monique stole another bottle of cupcake

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pino grigio and hid the bottle on her person. Monique

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was handcuffed, checked for weapons, and put into a squad car. However,

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that process was not smooth because bottles were in places

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during that time. According to police, Monique advised that she

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was not able to get into the vehicle. After some convincing,

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she was able to slowly maneuver herself into the back seat.

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As Monique was subsequently being booked into the county jail,

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a female Correction's deputy conducted a final check of her

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person and according during that examination, it was learned that

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Monique had concealed a bottle of cupcake Vineyards Pinogriggio inside

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her person. She complied with the deputy's order to uncork

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the wine. The screw top container Classy was removed and

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was still intact. The evidence was destroyed due to biohazard concerns.

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Oh yeah. Charged with a prison contraband felony and a

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misdemeanor trespass count, Monique is being held in lieu of

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six thousand dollars bond. She's also facing a probation violation

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charge related to her conviction last year for retail fraud.

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Moniqu's rap sheet includes prior felony convictions for unarmed robbery

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and credit card theft. Can I just say if you

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managed to rob somebody unarmed, that shows some serious tenacity.

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Good on you. According to her LinkedIn profile, she's worked

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as an associate counselor at a substance abuse treatment center

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where she assists clients through critical stages of detox from

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illicit drugs and alcohol abuse. That's sorry, It's terrible. That

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tracks uh, so Trey in your ten years of sobriety

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and countless meetings and meetings with people who have been

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at their worst, including yourself. Uh is this one of

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the ultimate rock bottom stories you've heard? No, really, not

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even close. Oh my god, AA's got to be just

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a train wreck.

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Oh listen there. If there is one.

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Beauty of AA, it is that, no matter how bad

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you have fucked up, you go to a meeting, you

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will find someone who is fucked upwards.

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You know what.

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I love that, not for the people and the experience,

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but I love that there's always a there's always a

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bigger f up. The same way, there's always a bigger truck.

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It doesn't matter how big of a truck you get,

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Eventually you're gonna pull up next to one that's bigger

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than yours. There's always a bigger boat. There's always somebody

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with more money. There's always somebody with a bigger thingy

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or a bigger bank account. There's always someone else.

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Bigger my favorite I'll make this quick. My favorite AA

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story was and it comes in two parts. Kid came

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in and I'm probably three four years sober at this point,

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and he starts talking and he talks about that he

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lost his car. Now, a lot of us have lost

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in our drinking days, lost our vehicle for you know,

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a day.

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We couldn't remember.

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Where we parked at, what we did, We had to

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retrace our steps whatever. So we all got a big

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chuckle out of it. And he's like, no, you don't understand.

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I've lost my car. I haven't been able to find

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it in thirty days. Please haven't found it. No one's

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found it, no clue where it is. And it was

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you know, we all were like, oh yeah, okay, well congrats.

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But then it also came to the second deal of

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if you went into a room and you really wanted

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to divide things up as to non alcoholic or potential alcoholic.

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Have you lost your vehicle, you know, while drinking. You

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go into this room.

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Yeah, it's almost like a building vol thing. Here's your sign,

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this is.

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Your the screening process. The first step you're headed that way.

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Yeah, uh, but no, I have I.

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Have heard far Warse stories about people, Yeah, literally walking

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out of jail, doing drugs, drinking whatever, a lot of

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stupid stuff. I mean, I have to say this one.

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What what has she been doing with her vagina that

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she can get a bottle up there and then, and

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not only but hold it in there.

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She's doing a lot of kegles every day. Oh, that's

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all the keegeles.

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The shelves have been run through.

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the Treehouse, Dan Tray and Jerry. Today is Thursday, May

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twenty eight, twenty twenty six. Celebrate today with some birthdays.

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Australia's finest Kylie Minogue fifty eighth today. Not that I

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really ever looked her up, but as far as celebrities

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that have quote unquote held up, I believe she's up there.

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Kylie Minogue fifty eight today.

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I haven't seen her in a while, but last time

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I did, I knew she was in her fifties and

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she still looked great.

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She's one of those that surprises me because I remember

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like she had hits in the eighties if I remember right,

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and then there was something in the nineties or like

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the no I think it was like in the two thousands,

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Kylie Minogue was making headlines for something I don't remember

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what it was. It was a new album or I

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don't know. And when I saw a photo of her,

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and again this is in the two thousands, I'm like,

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is that the same Kylie Minogue? Is there a different one?

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Is this like Kylie Minogue's daughter but the same name?

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Because she looked the same from what I remembered from

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back in the day, And so I really did have

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to look to see was this the same person? And

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it was. No.

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She had a sister, Danny Minogue, that had like one

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hit in the eighties.

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Really yeah, but Kylie had had hit in the eighties, right,

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oh yeah?

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What was it? Got to be certain?

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I think nineteen, like eighty eight or eighty nine, something

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like that.

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Okay, Well, however, right or wrong I am or I'm

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not still Kylie Minogue fifty eight. If you'd have told

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me she was sixty something, I would have believed it.

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Although again we're going back to the first part of

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what I brought up is that she looked good for

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her age, and you know, congratulations to her. Gladys Knight

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is eighty two. I don't know how the Pips are doing.

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Jake Johnson is forty eight today. Jake Johnson. I'm not

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sure what he's done recently, but he was a rising

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star there for a while. He was one of the

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breakout stars from New Girl. He was in a couple

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of movies as well. I haven't really seen a whole

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lot from him since. But Jake Johnson forty eight. Today,

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let's see Kirk Gibson one of the most legendary home

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runs in baseball history. In the World Series. Playing for

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the Dodgers and injured, Kirk Gibson gets brought in by

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Tommy Lasorda off the bench, injured, pinch hit home run,

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just pumps his way around second base. He is sixty

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nine years old today. Ian Fleming a British author, journalist

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and former naval officer, best known as the creator of

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James Bond. Yeah, yep, in Fleming, he is not alive.

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He has since passed. He died all the way back

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in nineteen sixty four. But he created one of the

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most iconic characters in human history in James Bond, so

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much so that all over the news the last week,

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especially all the conversations Who's going to be the next

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James Bond.

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Yeah, that is always the source of much speculation.

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It is like people bitch and moan about who's going

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to be Batman, Who's going to be Superman. But I

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don't know if any of those get the same level

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of attention that James Bond does. And it's kind of

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every ten to fifteen years you get that, you know,

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as the next one, as the previous one sales out

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into the you know, sunset, the next one's supposed to

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come in. And we've had some really really good ones.

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I think Daniel Craig is probably physically just you know,

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he's the best one I think we've had.

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Yeah. I mean when it comes to share arrogance and

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cockiness and attitude, you have to kind of go with

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the o G Sean Connery to me, Daniel Craig. I

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loved his version of James Bond, which was brutal and

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also sexually. But I loved Daniel Craig's Bond. I didn't

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love all the movies there. There were a couple of

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duds in there, but overall really really good. I'm really

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interested to see which way they go with the new one.

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Though Roger Moore does not get enough credit.

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You know what he was kind of he was he

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was like my first Bond. I mean, I grew up

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watching all of the movies, but he's the one I

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saw the most as a kid.

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And I actually I like Pierce Brosnan.

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President was pretty good. It's interesting to see how you

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get such a different take on the character with each actor.

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Here's Brosden was super laid back, you know, he was

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definitely you know, all all looks and charm kind of

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a thing. The wit, of course, was a big part

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of James Bond. But I am I'm always intrigued to

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see which direction they go as far as the new

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person to play James Bond, and I'm sucked right back

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into it now. But I will say, because since the

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character and the whole IP is now wholly owned by Amazon,

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Amazon Prime, whatever word is that they want to go

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in a younger direction as opposed to an older like

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Daniel Craig was kind of old for James, but I

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do think he was in his late thirties early forties

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when he started. But supposedly they want to go with

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a younger, younger guy to take over the role. But

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I don't know.

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I'm had they not waited so long, I always thought

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dress Elbow would have been a good Bond.

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But hell yeah, he's too old.

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Now.

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That's a consensus with him, and I'm with you, And

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I know a lot of people they blow it out

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of proportion. It's like that, No, that is a cool

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British man. And to me, if you are a cool

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British man, you are immediately in the running to be

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James Bond at some point. Color be damned.

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Uh.

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And also, that's a sexy man. I am strong enough,

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I am confident enough in my masculinity to say Idris

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Elba is a sexy man. And he is the only

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reason I ever considered watching that movie where he punches lions.

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I don't remember what it was called, but just because

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he was in it, I was like, you know, I

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might watch that. I don't even know what it was called.

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I just in my head it was idriest Elba punches lions.

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I'm like, I'm here for it, like even in trade.

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Did you ever watch The Office? Yeah, okay, Jerry, oh yeah,

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I remember his arc of a character in the Office,

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and there at one point in one of the episodes,

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you know, he says, I'm aware of the effect I

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have on women.

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It's like, yeah, I have tried to watch The Office,

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and I just.

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I feel you. I'm a fan of the Office. Is

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kind of an either or thing. So if you could choose,

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If if Amazon Prime came to you and said, who's

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your James Bond, do you have a choice, off the

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top of your head, I'm putting you on the spot.

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I realized, I know it's tough.

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I'd have to really think about. Uh, British actors right now.

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Yeah, it's especially especially if Amazon wants to go with

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a younger type. Then there's one of the names that's

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been thrown out is Aaron Taylor Johnson. He is British

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of some sort.

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Uh.

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He was the one Trey. He was the bad guy

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the movie star in Fall Guy.

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Okay.

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He was also the speedstert in Age of Old Tron.

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He's been in tons of stuff. He's in Bullet Train,

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he was in kick Ass one and two. He's married

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to the director of Fifty Shades of Gray. I didn't

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even realize he was British for like ten twelve years.

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Another one was a guy from Euphoria Jacob You LORDI

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I think that's how you say his name. He was

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in Wuthering Heights opposite Margot Robbie recently. I don't even

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know if he's British heart. I think he's dating Kendalled

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Jin or not. I hate that. I know this stuff.

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I read too much pop culture stuff. That was a

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00:27:41.799 --> 00:27:43.960
name thrown out. Then a couple other British dude names

469
00:27:43.960 --> 00:27:48.359
thrown out that I didn't all recognize, but there you

470
00:27:48.400 --> 00:27:53.119
have it. I think one of them is that guy

471
00:27:53.160 --> 00:27:56.319
that was from The Kingsman.

472
00:27:58.240 --> 00:28:02.640
Oh Tarren Edgerton. Yeah, I think he's also in the running.

473
00:28:03.119 --> 00:28:05.720
I hate that guy. I hate that guy. I hate

474
00:28:05.759 --> 00:28:14.039
that guy. And it's based purely on envy because the

475
00:28:14.119 --> 00:28:17.680
dude won the lottery in the looks department. He is

476
00:28:17.720 --> 00:28:22.880
a good looking guy. He's a pretty guy, and that

477
00:28:23.079 --> 00:28:27.240
m Effort can act and he can sing. It's not fair.

478
00:28:28.559 --> 00:28:31.559
It's just not fair. And he seems and he's got

479
00:28:31.559 --> 00:28:34.359
a sense of humor about it all. He's it's it's like,

480
00:28:34.400 --> 00:28:37.480
what's wrong with you? Like there's got to be bodies

481
00:28:37.519 --> 00:28:40.240
buried somewhere. It's just not fair to get that much.

482
00:28:41.720 --> 00:28:45.160
And and and so I I hate him for no

483
00:28:45.240 --> 00:28:49.440
good reason whatsoever other than just good old fashioned envy.

484
00:28:50.279 --> 00:28:52.319
I would say he gets my vote thumbs up there.

485
00:28:52.640 --> 00:28:59.279
Yeah, but I somehow. Don't think they'll be asking.

486
00:28:59.039 --> 00:29:02.160
Us no, but I wish they would. I would love

487
00:29:02.160 --> 00:29:08.480
to be involved in the casting, right, all right, Well can.

488
00:29:08.279 --> 00:29:11.400
You imagine if they put out a fan pole Jesus.

489
00:29:11.039 --> 00:29:15.319
Oh oh yeah, Please don't let everyone else decide that.

490
00:29:16.920 --> 00:29:17.160
I don't.

491
00:29:17.240 --> 00:29:20.720
Yeah, we don't need to have a say in everything.

492
00:29:20.759 --> 00:29:23.039
And by we I mean the general public, the three

493
00:29:23.039 --> 00:29:25.079
of us. I completely think we should have a say

494
00:29:25.079 --> 00:29:28.480
in everything that happens. I have no problem passing judgment

495
00:29:28.559 --> 00:29:38.680
on everybody. And in a very in a very unfortunate incident,

496
00:29:38.720 --> 00:29:42.119
a woman was killed by a flying restaurant umbrella at

497
00:29:42.119 --> 00:29:48.640
a South Carolina lakeside restaurant. When I saw this headline,

498
00:29:48.720 --> 00:29:53.440
I thought, wait, I think this happened last year or

499
00:29:53.680 --> 00:29:57.599
year before, where a flying umbrella impaled somebody at a beach.

500
00:29:58.279 --> 00:30:02.480
But this is this is a brand new story. Dana Winger,

501
00:30:02.559 --> 00:30:05.559
fifty six, was dining with family at Lake Marion when

502
00:30:05.559 --> 00:30:12.119
a microburst dislodged the umbrella. According to authorities, my god,

503
00:30:14.880 --> 00:30:18.839
Augusta Wynd dislodged an umbrella, turning it into a projectile.

504
00:30:18.960 --> 00:30:23.079
It struck her in the neck, severing her carotid artery. Ms.

505
00:30:23.119 --> 00:30:26.279
Workers responded to the scene, but she was found unresponsive

506
00:30:26.319 --> 00:30:29.000
and she died at the scene in what authorities are

507
00:30:29.000 --> 00:30:32.880
calling a freak accident, unless, of course, you want to

508
00:30:32.880 --> 00:30:37.839
ask Mary Poppins about her whereabouts. That's really about all

509
00:30:37.880 --> 00:30:42.759
I got, But that is according to one of the authorities,

510
00:30:43.319 --> 00:30:47.160
the Clarendon County Corner Jacqueline Blackwell. She told the local

511
00:30:47.200 --> 00:30:49.640
TV news, this is not an everyday occurrence.

512
00:30:56.519 --> 00:30:58.519
You can always count on you can always count on

513
00:30:58.559 --> 00:30:59.279
the corner.

514
00:30:59.000 --> 00:31:08.920
For those nuggets of wisdom. Yeah, I'm sorry, but what

515
00:31:09.079 --> 00:31:16.079
an soul. This is not an everyday occurrence.

516
00:31:16.400 --> 00:31:24.359
Well no, Jacqueline, just imagine, just imagine, just imagine you're

517
00:31:24.400 --> 00:31:27.960
the husband of this woman who was there by the way,

518
00:31:28.000 --> 00:31:30.240
and the coroner shows up and puts your puts a

519
00:31:30.279 --> 00:31:33.640
hand on your shoulder and says, you know, this doesn't

520
00:31:33.640 --> 00:31:36.680
happen every day, thank you.

521
00:31:38.079 --> 00:31:40.519
Yeah, it's one of those. Yeah, see him show up.

522
00:31:40.559 --> 00:31:43.400
They're like, no, she won't be finishing that breakfast sandwich.

523
00:31:48.480 --> 00:31:49.240
This a new one.

524
00:31:50.200 --> 00:31:54.039
You know what, prove to me you work with dead

525
00:31:54.079 --> 00:31:58.680
people only without telling me you only work with dead people?

526
00:32:00.079 --> 00:32:01.599
Me, why you work with dead people?

527
00:32:10.599 --> 00:32:14.039
Come on, lady, show me your HR file. That led

528
00:32:14.079 --> 00:32:20.160
to your at this point in your life, can.

529
00:32:20.039 --> 00:32:22.200
You imagine her own career day in high school? A

530
00:32:22.519 --> 00:32:25.440
terrible with people. Have you thought about cutting up dead

531
00:32:25.440 --> 00:32:29.200
people for a living, because we don't think you need

532
00:32:29.240 --> 00:32:38.880
to be around the living god at on here, from

533
00:32:38.920 --> 00:32:44.319
one tragedy to another. The body of Timmy, the famous

534
00:32:44.359 --> 00:32:49.440
stranded whale, who died days after being rescued, could explode

535
00:32:49.559 --> 00:32:55.640
with a huge bang. According to experts. Yep, that's that's

536
00:32:55.640 --> 00:32:58.960
really really gross. Mm hmm, but I also kind of

537
00:32:58.960 --> 00:33:04.079
want to see it. Oh, it's gross. Danish officials have

538
00:33:04.160 --> 00:33:07.279
warned the public to stay away from the carcass the

539
00:33:07.440 --> 00:33:12.559
risks of infection. So Timmy the whale recently deceased, he

540
00:33:12.599 --> 00:33:14.640
could explode soon because of the build up of gas

541
00:33:14.680 --> 00:33:18.279
from his decomposition. Experts have worn the public please stay

542
00:33:18.279 --> 00:33:22.559
away from the whale's carcass and certainly don't go up

543
00:33:22.559 --> 00:33:29.480
to it and poke it right. The young humpback whale

544
00:33:29.640 --> 00:33:33.000
first captured the internet's attention after becoming stranded in shallow

545
00:33:33.000 --> 00:33:35.640
waters off the Baltic Sea off the coast of Germany,

546
00:33:36.119 --> 00:33:40.640
eventually launching an expensive and complex rescue effort. He was

547
00:33:40.640 --> 00:33:44.119
found dead Friday May fifth the whole if the whale,

548
00:33:44.160 --> 00:33:48.799
affectionately nicknamed Timmy, was rescued and subsequently stranded several times

549
00:33:48.880 --> 00:33:51.039
during his stint in the public eye.

550
00:33:51.240 --> 00:33:52.359
Poor Timmy.

551
00:33:53.680 --> 00:33:56.519
Now Timmy's carcass is lying just off the coast of

552
00:33:56.559 --> 00:33:59.480
Denmark's n Holt Island, where it is growing increasingly bloated

553
00:33:59.480 --> 00:34:02.799
into gas build up caused by decomposition, and experts are saying,

554
00:34:02.839 --> 00:34:07.079
please stay away because Timmy's going to explode. Did they

555
00:34:07.160 --> 00:34:10.960
name him Timmy after the character in South Park?

556
00:34:11.320 --> 00:34:11.480
Oh?

557
00:34:11.480 --> 00:34:14.719
Wait, that's King damn it. I mean there was a

558
00:34:14.760 --> 00:34:15.639
Timmy in south Park?

559
00:34:15.880 --> 00:34:17.719
Yeah, different Timmy, though I don't think he ever blew

560
00:34:17.800 --> 00:34:20.000
up the wrong one.

561
00:34:20.920 --> 00:34:24.079
Who's going to be the jackass? Who's going to be

562
00:34:24.119 --> 00:34:24.639
the YouTuber?

563
00:34:24.880 --> 00:34:26.960
Yeah exactly, That's what I was thinking. There's a YouTuber

564
00:34:27.000 --> 00:34:30.440
out there with a poking stick who just drooling. Cannot wait?

565
00:34:32.760 --> 00:34:33.280
I mean.

566
00:34:39.800 --> 00:34:50.800
You mean it be hits goodbye Timmy. It would make

567
00:34:50.800 --> 00:34:51.920
for a hell of a video, And like I said,

568
00:34:51.920 --> 00:34:53.360
I would watch it, like if there was a live

569
00:34:53.400 --> 00:34:58.159
stream somewhere to watch Timmy's carcass just slowly expanding and

570
00:34:58.159 --> 00:35:02.760
then eventually burst. I I'm not proud of it. Maybe

571
00:35:02.760 --> 00:35:05.400
you can put some money on it. I'd watch it. Yeah,

572
00:35:05.519 --> 00:35:08.440
is that on polymarket tray like down to like at

573
00:35:08.480 --> 00:35:10.360
least a minute of when Timmy explodes.

574
00:35:11.199 --> 00:35:11.760
I don't know.

575
00:35:12.239 --> 00:35:14.719
I might throw ten twenty bucks on that, maybe an

576
00:35:14.760 --> 00:35:16.519
over under how many pokes it would take.

577
00:35:19.320 --> 00:35:21.239
And I guess it's just the Texas in me where

578
00:35:21.280 --> 00:35:24.840
I would think, why didn't somebody shoot it and just

579
00:35:25.039 --> 00:35:28.039
you know, make sure it doesn't explode, put a big

580
00:35:28.039 --> 00:35:28.480
hole in it.

581
00:35:28.639 --> 00:35:34.719
Yeah, I get it over with, yeh done. By the way,

582
00:35:34.719 --> 00:35:36.960
if that happens, it'll probably be me because I put

583
00:35:36.960 --> 00:35:38.559
a lot of money on it on polymarket.

584
00:35:39.800 --> 00:35:46.079
That's like, there was a story a guy found a

585
00:35:46.119 --> 00:35:49.000
weather sensor that and so that you can bet on

586
00:35:49.039 --> 00:35:55.440
the weather market on probably you can bet on the weather.

587
00:35:55.800 --> 00:35:58.440
So he found a weather sensor basically took a hairdryer

588
00:35:58.480 --> 00:36:01.239
out there and bet.

589
00:36:01.039 --> 00:36:02.400
The over on the temperature.

590
00:36:03.920 --> 00:36:04.880
Oh he's my hero.

591
00:36:06.159 --> 00:36:09.039
I think he's currently under investigation because there was a

592
00:36:09.039 --> 00:36:12.639
camera obviously, But hey, bravo for you know, thinking outside

593
00:36:12.639 --> 00:36:13.039
the box.

594
00:36:13.280 --> 00:36:19.519
Mmmm, well done, sir. Going to take matters into my own.

595
00:36:25.639 --> 00:36:27.400
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Back inside the tree House now, Dan, Trey and Jerry

608
00:37:19.519 --> 00:37:25.239
feels good. Feels good to be inside the tree has. Okay,

609
00:37:25.679 --> 00:37:29.199
we obviously have a lot to say about gen Z

610
00:37:29.480 --> 00:37:33.440
because we're all older in here. Uh Trey Jerry hardcore

611
00:37:33.519 --> 00:37:36.039
gen X. I'm on the ass end of gen X

612
00:37:36.159 --> 00:37:42.039
what some would call is there anyone in gen X

613
00:37:42.400 --> 00:37:46.280
in the gen X generation that is similar to the

614
00:37:46.320 --> 00:37:53.199
idiocy of Clavicular? So Clovicular is the gen Z American

615
00:37:53.280 --> 00:37:57.280
online streamer and internet personality. He first came to our

616
00:37:57.320 --> 00:38:02.159
attention due to a story that he used bone smashing

617
00:38:02.880 --> 00:38:06.960
to make himself look better, and he still promotes it.

618
00:38:07.159 --> 00:38:14.199
He's a what is called a looksmaxing influencer. All the

619
00:38:14.239 --> 00:38:19.760
things you can do to look your absolute best, including steroids,

620
00:38:19.800 --> 00:38:24.760
taking questionable supplements, and smashing your own face with a

621
00:38:24.800 --> 00:38:30.159
hammer to reshape it. And he keeps doing as if

622
00:38:30.199 --> 00:38:32.599
all that stuff wasn't bad enough. He keeps doing and

623
00:38:32.639 --> 00:38:35.920
saying really stupid stuff like this little tidbit that I

624
00:38:36.000 --> 00:38:39.400
came across last night, and I had no idea. I

625
00:38:39.400 --> 00:38:42.360
don't know when this was recorded, but this was some

626
00:38:42.360 --> 00:38:44.800
sort of an interview on somebody's stream. Maybe it was his,

627
00:38:44.880 --> 00:38:46.079
I don't know. I don't know if he's on a

628
00:38:46.159 --> 00:38:49.159
date with this girl. There's some sort of an interview happening.

629
00:38:49.599 --> 00:38:58.719
But let's hear what looksmaxing influencer Clavicular thinks about books.

630
00:38:57.639 --> 00:39:07.519
Read books because I read articles and summaries. Reading an

631
00:39:07.639 --> 00:39:11.039
entire book is like just people hope so hard, thinking

632
00:39:11.159 --> 00:39:13.519
like books are going to make them this.

633
00:39:13.840 --> 00:39:15.159
Like Wise, you know.

634
00:39:15.239 --> 00:39:21.000
Jester, Oh, he needs a book. He needs a book,

635
00:39:21.159 --> 00:39:28.599
very very badly. I don't read books. I'm an article guy. Mmmm.

636
00:39:29.239 --> 00:39:32.840
He would rather read a summary of a book than

637
00:39:32.880 --> 00:39:38.280
an actual book. Now it's actually about to get worse.

638
00:39:38.760 --> 00:39:41.920
But in reality, you could just get the information through

639
00:39:42.000 --> 00:39:47.599
summaries and articles ten times more efficiently. I mean I

640
00:39:47.639 --> 00:39:51.480
could learn at read of you of reading books versus

641
00:39:51.519 --> 00:39:52.320
if I'm reading.

642
00:39:52.159 --> 00:39:55.880
Articles and summaris the literature everything sentence.

643
00:39:57.719 --> 00:40:02.239
Okay, So if you're reading for like you know, creativity

644
00:40:02.320 --> 00:40:05.920
and you know stuff like that, like a Mark Twain

645
00:40:06.159 --> 00:40:10.519
type of situation where it's got no actual you know,

646
00:40:10.679 --> 00:40:13.639
data bending, and yeah, that's fine, I agree with you.

647
00:40:14.320 --> 00:40:18.400
But I'm interested in learning.

648
00:40:20.719 --> 00:40:23.440
I beg to differ there. Yeah, right, there a number

649
00:40:23.440 --> 00:40:26.800
of different ways. I just that's including wanting to learn.

650
00:40:27.400 --> 00:40:32.199
Yeah, this right here is a snapshot of everything wrong

651
00:40:32.400 --> 00:40:35.920
with our society and culture. And I don't mean this

652
00:40:36.320 --> 00:40:40.800
from a gen Z specific standpoint. I mean this from

653
00:40:40.880 --> 00:40:46.360
humanity as a whole. We have a problem with putting

654
00:40:46.480 --> 00:40:51.079
our stupidest, most idiotic people on pedestals for all to see.

655
00:40:51.400 --> 00:40:54.480
And what happens then is they actually become even though

656
00:40:54.480 --> 00:40:57.480
they were originally being held up to be made fun

657
00:40:57.519 --> 00:41:03.039
of and mocked for their stupidity, we inadvertently make them

658
00:41:03.440 --> 00:41:10.000
influencers and dare I say it, thought leaders, And they

659
00:41:10.199 --> 00:41:14.800
influence the rest of society. They influence culture and fashion,

660
00:41:14.880 --> 00:41:19.440
and God forbid, thinking this is this is a Kardashian

661
00:41:19.480 --> 00:41:20.559
effect type thing.

662
00:41:22.679 --> 00:41:23.079
We take.

663
00:41:23.480 --> 00:41:28.679
It's also what was it like Paris Hilton comes from

664
00:41:28.760 --> 00:41:31.760
a very prestigious family, and I don't know if she

665
00:41:31.960 --> 00:41:36.840
has an ounce of brain matter that is useful to

666
00:41:36.920 --> 00:41:40.039
this world. I don't know. Maybe she does. Every time

667
00:41:40.440 --> 00:41:43.800
every time I've heard her speak, it has not been good.

668
00:41:45.159 --> 00:41:49.079
I forgot what she was recently doing. But she actually

669
00:41:49.159 --> 00:41:54.719
sounded lucid and semi intelligent. There's two problems with them.

670
00:41:54.760 --> 00:42:00.000
Number One, this is the absolute epitome of Forrest Gump stupid.

671
00:42:00.039 --> 00:42:07.719
It is as stupid does, but he's not alone. This

672
00:42:07.800 --> 00:42:13.400
is a generational problem. I mean, same thing with you know,

673
00:42:13.760 --> 00:42:15.639
kids wanting to know why should I have to learn

674
00:42:15.679 --> 00:42:19.760
math because you know Google will do it for me.

675
00:42:20.320 --> 00:42:23.800
You always have a calculator and you try to explain

676
00:42:23.920 --> 00:42:27.119
that you know, yes, algebra, for the most part to

677
00:42:27.719 --> 00:42:31.039
ninety eight percent of the population is completely useless.

678
00:42:31.360 --> 00:42:33.679
But what it teaches you is problem solving.

679
00:42:34.159 --> 00:42:40.719
Right now, this isn't a new problem because when we

680
00:42:40.719 --> 00:42:44.519
were kids we said some similar stuff like I don't

681
00:42:45.000 --> 00:42:46.920
why do I need to learn this? I don't need

682
00:42:46.960 --> 00:42:50.199
to learn algebra. I am intentionally not going to have

683
00:42:50.280 --> 00:42:52.639
any sort of a job where I need to know

684
00:42:52.840 --> 00:42:56.400
any sort of advanced mathematics, and if there's any long

685
00:42:56.639 --> 00:42:59.719
math that needs to happen, I'll have a calculator. We

686
00:42:59.760 --> 00:43:02.719
all said that when we were kids. Is it just

687
00:43:02.960 --> 00:43:06.679
worse now because there's so much technology that you really

688
00:43:06.800 --> 00:43:09.800
don't have to learn anything. You can just thumb it

689
00:43:09.840 --> 00:43:12.159
into Google and get the answer, no matter what it is.

690
00:43:14.000 --> 00:43:14.599
There was no.

691
00:43:16.440 --> 00:43:18.159
There was nothing when we were growing up that was

692
00:43:18.159 --> 00:43:24.719
going to solve a quadratic equation like you you can today. Yeah,

693
00:43:25.000 --> 00:43:28.079
but this is it's not just math, it's reading. Mm hmm,

694
00:43:28.559 --> 00:43:32.519
they writing. They why I can have a I write

695
00:43:32.519 --> 00:43:34.599
it for me. Why don't need to read the book

696
00:43:34.639 --> 00:43:39.960
when I someone can? I mean it, basically we have

697
00:43:40.000 --> 00:43:45.119
an entire in this younger generation there the cliff Notes generation.

698
00:43:46.960 --> 00:43:48.719
And I have a hard time with that because I

699
00:43:48.800 --> 00:43:51.000
loved me some cliffs Notes back in the day. Because

700
00:43:51.119 --> 00:43:53.800
I was busy, I didn't have time to read every

701
00:43:53.840 --> 00:43:57.159
single book I was assigned, especially because I didn't want to,

702
00:43:58.840 --> 00:44:01.920
and so I lived on cliffs Notes. Some books I

703
00:44:01.920 --> 00:44:05.400
did actually read all the way through. Watership Down is one.

704
00:44:05.719 --> 00:44:08.519
I read all of Watership Down. Now granted, I read

705
00:44:08.519 --> 00:44:10.719
the first half in eighth grade, and then when I

706
00:44:10.760 --> 00:44:13.960
moved school districts, I read the second half and tenth grade.

707
00:44:14.280 --> 00:44:16.800
But some books I read all of but for the

708
00:44:16.800 --> 00:44:18.800
most part I didn't because I couldn't. It didn't keep

709
00:44:18.800 --> 00:44:20.480
my attention, and I just I didn't do it, so

710
00:44:20.679 --> 00:44:22.880
I would do the Cliffs Notes or Baron's. I was

711
00:44:22.920 --> 00:44:27.079
familiar with Baron's Notes as well, so I get it

712
00:44:27.079 --> 00:44:30.880
from a school sense. But even though I was cutting

713
00:44:30.920 --> 00:44:35.159
corners in school to save time, I still knew that

714
00:44:35.360 --> 00:44:39.119
reading is good, and it wasn't just because LeVar Burton

715
00:44:39.159 --> 00:44:46.159
told me it was. I knew it was right. But yeah,

716
00:44:46.159 --> 00:44:49.199
I guess that's it. I just still cut corners for school.

717
00:44:49.199 --> 00:44:52.440
But I still knew and appreciated that reading the entire

718
00:44:52.480 --> 00:44:56.280
book is best as opposed to this f and moron,

719
00:44:56.519 --> 00:44:59.239
who honestly, I'm actually kind of surprised he knew Mark

720
00:44:59.239 --> 00:45:00.199
Twain's name at all.

721
00:45:00.840 --> 00:45:02.960
It's probably the only one he knew and was just

722
00:45:02.960 --> 00:45:05.280
hoping he was right when he said it. Yeah, it

723
00:45:05.559 --> 00:45:07.559
shows a lack of imagination too, and I don't know

724
00:45:07.599 --> 00:45:11.159
if that's you know, I used to think that imagination

725
00:45:11.440 --> 00:45:13.880
was just like something you came pre programmed with. And

726
00:45:13.880 --> 00:45:19.239
I'm beginning to wonder if maybe imagination is something that

727
00:45:19.280 --> 00:45:21.440
you have to learn to tap into and they're not

728
00:45:21.480 --> 00:45:23.400
being shown how to do that now, because if you

729
00:45:23.440 --> 00:45:25.559
pick up a book and you have any kind of imagination,

730
00:45:25.800 --> 00:45:26.760
you're in the book.

731
00:45:27.199 --> 00:45:29.719
Yeah. No, I think I think that's something that has

732
00:45:29.760 --> 00:45:32.239
to be nurtured, the imagination side, And it has to

733
00:45:32.280 --> 00:45:38.000
be not just nurtured, but you know, someone has to

734
00:45:38.000 --> 00:45:40.360
tell you it's a positive thing versus a negative thing.

735
00:45:40.400 --> 00:45:43.679
It's all right, someone has to encourage that. Well, then

736
00:45:43.840 --> 00:45:45.639
then that helps develop the brain. Overall.

737
00:45:46.519 --> 00:45:51.960
What it shows is is that he has been you know,

738
00:45:52.639 --> 00:45:54.800
this is the product of reading the cliff notes on

739
00:45:54.880 --> 00:45:59.920
cliff notes basically because what he is espousing is something

740
00:46:00.119 --> 00:46:04.760
that is completely false, and that is like all these

741
00:46:04.760 --> 00:46:08.360
successful people, tech entrepreneurs, everything else, that they're all about

742
00:46:08.360 --> 00:46:10.519
the data and everything else. When in point of fact,

743
00:46:10.519 --> 00:46:18.199
if there is one commonality amongst really successful people, they're readers.

744
00:46:19.719 --> 00:46:21.079
Like that that is something.

745
00:46:21.239 --> 00:46:24.360
You go reading and almost all of them will talk

746
00:46:24.360 --> 00:46:26.719
about writing, keeping journals and everything else.

747
00:46:27.199 --> 00:46:30.119
That is something that all of them.

748
00:46:30.159 --> 00:46:33.480
Well, you know, you ask any billionaire what's on his

749
00:46:33.599 --> 00:46:35.639
reading list, and chances are he's going to give you,

750
00:46:35.639 --> 00:46:38.599
you know, ten books that like, you know, these are

751
00:46:38.639 --> 00:46:39.440
the ten I would read.

752
00:46:39.800 --> 00:46:43.639
Yeah. And if there is any sort of a leader

753
00:46:43.760 --> 00:46:48.400
in any capacity, and you ask that that person, you know,

754
00:46:48.599 --> 00:46:51.599
what's your favorite book, not even what's on your top

755
00:46:51.639 --> 00:46:55.000
ten list, just your favorite book or what's what's the

756
00:46:55.119 --> 00:46:58.920
book read most recently. If they don't have it, that's

757
00:46:58.960 --> 00:46:59.679
a red flol.

758
00:47:00.559 --> 00:47:00.719
Now.

759
00:47:00.760 --> 00:47:02.679
I'm not even saying that you have to have read

760
00:47:02.800 --> 00:47:05.199
hundreds of books to be smart or anything like that.

761
00:47:05.280 --> 00:47:09.639
I think being smart lends itself. A smart person likes

762
00:47:09.679 --> 00:47:14.679
to read. Reading isn't going to inherently make you smart.

763
00:47:14.719 --> 00:47:19.639
It can help, But if you're if you're supposed to

764
00:47:19.639 --> 00:47:23.519
be any sort of an influence, at least positively on

765
00:47:23.599 --> 00:47:26.679
the world, I think I think being able to read

766
00:47:26.960 --> 00:47:31.960
and actually doing it some helps. And someone that denounces

767
00:47:32.000 --> 00:47:34.519
reading is a massive problem.

768
00:47:34.679 --> 00:47:38.360
But you're talking about a guy that's success and notoriety

769
00:47:38.400 --> 00:47:40.199
comes from smashing a hammer into his face.

770
00:47:41.519 --> 00:47:44.000
And I think that's a valid point that you bring up, Drey.

771
00:47:44.199 --> 00:47:47.199
It's it's it needs to be remembered because he may

772
00:47:47.239 --> 00:47:49.719
not remember having smashed his own face with a hammer.

773
00:47:49.800 --> 00:47:52.800
Sometimes he does sometimes he doesn't. But the fact that

774
00:47:52.840 --> 00:47:55.480
this is a guy, you know, that has reshaped his

775
00:47:55.480 --> 00:47:59.280
face using a hammer, So the fact that he doesn't

776
00:47:59.280 --> 00:48:04.360
read really is not all that surprising. And there's more

777
00:48:04.239 --> 00:48:14.000
you hang, I gotta bring it back up. Yeah no, no,

778
00:48:14.239 --> 00:48:16.360
so there she's asking, like, so you just read like

779
00:48:16.360 --> 00:48:19.719
self help books or whatever. Wow, I mean.

780
00:48:20.320 --> 00:48:23.000
It's just really I'm more of an article guy, but

781
00:48:23.320 --> 00:48:27.360
like self help books like very hlarious. That's it's ridiculous.

782
00:48:27.760 --> 00:48:29.360
Oh yeah, that you can read the summary.

783
00:48:29.440 --> 00:48:32.360
But well that's like also red pill garbage.

784
00:48:32.400 --> 00:48:35.159
It's like, I am so sick of hearing red pill

785
00:48:35.159 --> 00:48:38.840
blue pill nonsense. It was a movie, people, Let it go.

786
00:48:39.239 --> 00:48:40.679
It's not real.

787
00:48:41.559 --> 00:48:43.360
You're looking at a short term outpui when it comes

788
00:48:43.360 --> 00:48:46.440
to the long term listening of yourself as humans.

789
00:48:50.920 --> 00:48:53.880
This is a very bright young woman, and I wish

790
00:48:53.960 --> 00:48:56.440
you would stop wasting her time on this idiot. I

791
00:48:56.559 --> 00:49:02.480
appreciate her efforts. It's very gallant of her. But no,

792
00:49:02.639 --> 00:49:05.280
there's more intelligence in the hammer that he used to

793
00:49:05.320 --> 00:49:09.880
smack himself in the face than what's in his actual head.

794
00:49:12.119 --> 00:49:16.519
But this goes it goes to one of the key

795
00:49:16.599 --> 00:49:20.559
problems in our society. Is people look up to him

796
00:49:20.719 --> 00:49:28.320
and see someone who got wealthy and famous for doing

797
00:49:29.519 --> 00:49:33.360
basically being a quote unquote influencer, a YouTuber doing stupid stuff,

798
00:49:33.599 --> 00:49:34.079
and they.

799
00:49:33.960 --> 00:49:34.960
Aspire to that.

800
00:49:35.639 --> 00:49:38.840
H because they're not wrong to aspire to it to

801
00:49:38.880 --> 00:49:42.320
some level, because yes they are. Well because in some

802
00:49:42.360 --> 00:49:47.559
people's minds, having this wealth and influence is considered a success.

803
00:49:47.960 --> 00:49:49.760
And hit yourself in the face with a hammer something

804
00:49:49.800 --> 00:49:52.760
anybody can do that. Well, yeah, that's that's pretty approachable.

805
00:49:54.079 --> 00:49:56.239
But the fact is, like, yeah, I think initially people

806
00:49:56.280 --> 00:49:58.159
like this are put on a pedestal. The light is

807
00:49:58.199 --> 00:50:02.119
shine is shined on them to show how awful we

808
00:50:02.239 --> 00:50:05.199
can be. And then because they're famous and now money

809
00:50:05.199 --> 00:50:09.440
gets thrown at them and they become quote unquote successful,

810
00:50:09.480 --> 00:50:11.360
and then other people like, well I can be a

811
00:50:11.400 --> 00:50:15.440
big an idiot, I mean, and then and then the

812
00:50:15.440 --> 00:50:16.800
cycle just keeps on going.

813
00:50:18.280 --> 00:50:20.480
What you said at the beginning is correct. This is

814
00:50:21.280 --> 00:50:25.280
the next evolution of the Kardashian effect. You know, Kim

815
00:50:25.360 --> 00:50:27.440
used Ray J's dick. This guy used a hammer.

816
00:50:31.840 --> 00:50:42.159
And both took it on the chin. Huzzah. Good job.

817
00:50:42.199 --> 00:50:44.079
Everybody has a good job. I mean, I'm really proud

818
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