Sept. 25, 2024

8 1/2 Jones | Wednesday 09.25.24

8 1/2 Jones | Wednesday 09.25.24

Today we find out that Johnny 5 is indeed alive and in Lubbock working for the police.  We then ponder the life decisions one must make when your bucket truck is stolen and you're in the bucket.  We also get a glimpse of Nikki Glaser's premier on...

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Today we find out that Johnny 5 is indeed alive and in Lubbock working for the police. We then ponder the life decisions one must make when your bucket truck is stolen and you're in the bucket. We also get a glimpse of Nikki Glaser's premier on Amazon Thursday Night Football and discuss trendy baby names.

Links:

https://x.com/copiumx/status/1836886631732965778

https://www.wsoctv.com/news/local/police-truck-stolen-injuring-spectrum-worker-still-bucket/G7IDMNZZYZDY3P4YP5MQY45GCQ/

https://www.sportingnews.com/us/nfl/news/nikki-glaser-roasts-amazon-tnf-crew-aaron-rodgers-reaction/97eff7152ce88cb91cdc7480

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It is time to leave your warriors outside and laugh

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with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along with

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Trey Trenholm. Hopefully we have our buddy Raj back on

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the show tomorrow, which, by the way, is the day

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before our road show. Tomorrow's the day before today. It's

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you know, two days before, because in today's Wednesday, the

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twenty fifth. This Friday at Shakerton's n Arlington, a Treehouse roadshow,

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Whoo Whoop, five to seven pm. Happy Hour made happier

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when you do it at Shaker Tins in Arlington with

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us while watching a live taping of the Treehouse one

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of those episodes kind of like Cheers or all those

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old sitcoms where you get to say the Treehouse taped

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before a live studio audience. That would be you. You

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would be the live studio audience on Friday at Shakerton's

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in Arlington. I thirty in Collins five to seven pm.

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I have a couple of games and things to give

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away and merch available for purchase as well. Looking forward

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to seeing and hanging out with you on Friday at

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Shaker Tins, Arlington five to seven pm. Yeah, trade, do

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you ever think back on the years that we've done

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this show, whether it's in radio form or even in

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its current digital form. And think, man, if there was

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one guest I wish we could have, who would it be?

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And I know I'm putting on the spot here, so

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take a brief moment to collect your thoughts or maybe

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you have someone right off the top of your head.

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Ah, there's one guess we could have.

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I have lots, but there's one that stands out right

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now because I'm going to use it for a secuay.

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That that's a lot. That's a.

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Big question, right question. Whoever it is, it's probably not

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gonna happen, so it really doesn't matter. It's not like

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like if you say Scarlet Johansen, probably ain't gonna happen.

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But you know, you never never say never, but probably not.

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I mean you know that I always say. The two

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shockingly just cool nice people were John bon Jovi and

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Richie Sambora.

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Yeah, those are people that we actually did have on

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the show way in.

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Studio, and yeah, if you remember they had done morning radio,

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they stuck around as we were doing afternoons at the

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time on one, five three, and not only stuck around

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did the show, but then they stood around for like

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another half hour taking pictures with everybody, like everybody in

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the station, because obviously that was the one day everyone

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in the station was in the building because.

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They Yeah, there was no money made at the station

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that day, sales did not go out, make any calls.

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Everything was done in house.

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Yeah. But uh so, Yeah, but that's a fascinating question

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I have to ponder.

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Well, I've got an answer for it.

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For me.

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That's currently at the top of my list, and that

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is the swat robot that Dallas police used July seventh

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to take out the man that killed five officers that day. Okay,

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obviously that's impossible because that swat robot gave its life

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killing that pos But there's another one that has now

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thrust itself into the limelight. Even though we know that

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police officers don't typically seek out that attention. Sometimes when

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you do just such an amazing job, the spotlight finds you.

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There's more than one swat robot in this country, and

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there's more than one swat robot in Texas, and they're

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not all in major cities either. In fact, Lubbock even

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as I mean, look, if if if McKinney can have

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a military grade armored personnel carrier that they take out,

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you know, for special events and things. By god, Lubbock

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can have their own version of a SWAT robot, especially

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if they're having to deal with a barricaded person at

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a motel and they're just absolutely you know, just sick

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of they're you know, and then you send them, you

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send them the robot.

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I mean, Lubbock has a better chance of needing a

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Keg robot, you know, for the Kegger's Gone Wild at

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Texas Tech.

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Look, if we're being on is it's a dual purpose robot.

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You know, it's not limited to one one function. It

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can roll out the back of a police tahoe just

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as well as it can a you know, a beer truck.

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If you ever want to know why the funding of

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things is really screwed up, this is a great example.

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And you have big, large metropolitan areas that struggle for

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modern day equipment, but then you have suburbs that have

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state of the art stuff that they'll never use no offense. McKinney.

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Yeah, the chances of them needing it extremely extremely slim. Instead,

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they take it, you know, for press things, and they

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take it to school isn't the kids climb around? I

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don't like it's a piece of jungle gym equipment. Yeah,

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But Lubbock, on the other hand, says, no, no, no,

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we need us a swat robot, and by god, they

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put that bitch to use. Did you see this last week? No,

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I would think that. Actually, let me show this to you. Okay,

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this is from a news report and it shows the

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swat robot that looks like something out of BattleBots going

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to get a suspect that's barricaded himself on the second

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floor of a motel unit. All right, and hold this up,

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and then, luckily we have the handy dandy news crew

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to tell you all the details going on as the

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video shows the three wheeled robot engaging with the suspect,

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taking a.

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Closer look at a dramatic Islamic standoff where multiple shots

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were fine.

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Look, there's lots of things I love about this video,

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but one of my favorites, Tray, might actually be the

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the graphic that pops in from the Newspeople that says

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swat robot and an arrow pointing at the very obvious

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robot as if there were multiple in the frame.

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That would confuse you it didn't actually say robot swat.

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Yes, I'm sorry. It does say robot swat. Sorry, slumb standoff,

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robot swat arrow right over the top. Is there another

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one in the frame that you were going to be

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confused with? There's no other object in that shot other

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than the balcony railing. That's it. I've never confused a

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balcony railing with a robot, let alone a swat one.

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But here we it's West Texas, I guess whatever.

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For Multiple shots were fired and one person was injured.

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Thirty nine Felix dela Rosa was one.

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So Felix Dela Rosa, the suspect decides that he's not

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gonna take it from the swat robot, and he's gonna

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he's gonna blind it by throwing some sheets and towels

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over it so it can't see.

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It.

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For role violation. That's why officers tracked him to the hotel,

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but when he fired shots, they called in the Lebbey

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County Swat team. At one point we saw and heard

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him fire at a bomb squad robot. Take a listen,

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it's frayed tear gas.

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Look. I saw this movie in the eighties. It was

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called short circuit circuit five and Johnny five whooped some ass. Okay,

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that was the eighties version. The twenty first century version,

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at least the version that Dallas Police Department deployed with

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a barricaded suspect, a barricaded gunman. It told me he

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had a phone call, and when he went to grab

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a hold of what looked to be a cell phone

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turned out to be a big old brick at see

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four blew him all to hell. If you're a bad

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guy and you see the cops call in robot swat,

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just throw the weapon down, put your hands up, and

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eat concrete, because I wouldn't trust it. I don't care

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if they say you got a phone call. I don't

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care if they say it's got a pizza coming for

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you or a hot pocket. Don't you take it. You

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surrender like a good boy.

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I's end of Dela Rosa's hotel room. Initially, Dela rosaid

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tried to fight the robot, even throwing sheets of it

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looks like towels at it, but that didn't stop the

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robot from the ploying gas. We watch his Dally Roussa

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crawled out of that window and onto the ground.

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Whether now this is my other favorite part. So there's three.

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There's three major parts that I love about this video.

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Number one robot Swat and the very handy dandy graphic

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showing us in fact which one was the robot. The

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other part is when the robot starts shooting a tear

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gas in through the busted at window that this guy

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is hiding inside in this motel. And then of course

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the tear gas does its job and the man escapes

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out of that window through the path of Johnny five

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robots Swat from Lubbock. And that's when Johnny five decides

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I'm going to engage this suspect.

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The robot pinned him until officers took him into custody,

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taking out I'm going to melt you.

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It did, Johnny five said. You know what, I've never

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experienced physical love.

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I'm gonna hump your leg.

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That's pretty bad though, When when the suspects getting mounted

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by the robot SWAD and he starts calling out, can

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you send it in the dogs please? I'd much prefer

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the fir missile run about now. And here's the other

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thing too. You're gonna go to jail, right, You're gonna

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go to jail and it's gonna be for a long time,

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and when you get there, you're gonna be the guy

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that shows up to jail that got arrested by being

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humped by the swat robot.

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That I mean swat literally is just going. He's going, Hey,

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when are you swat robot?

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You know they were fighting over it.

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Oh yeah, I would have played with Johnny lift.

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Let me control the limb. No, you had it last week.

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It's my turn. It'd be like you and me fighting

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over whose turn it is on Super Mario. I want

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to rescue the Princess this time. That would be really

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good if it actually made Mario game noises and music

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as it ran over the purp and mounted him.

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Yeah, that would have been fitting right as he's mounting.

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Man, I wish I had that jingle Right now.

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prefer to plug in when possible, Like right now, I'm

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plugged in and I'm with this place that I'm renting

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right now in Las Colinus uses the spectrum, and we'll

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do a speed test before we start in. My speed

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test today said two thirty down and anywhere between twenty

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and twenty five up. You know what, if you're just

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doing normal computer Internet stuff, that's phenomenal. We're you're doing,

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you know, hour long video calls or trying to play

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the haunting season of Call of Duty. You need better

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numbers than that, but we deal with what we got.

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It's also pretty disconcerting if you happen to be gaming

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or doing a video call a very important work thing

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online and you use Spectrum and you hear a commotion outside,

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and when you look outside to see whatever is the matter,

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it's a truck being stolen with a Spectrum utility worker

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still in the bucket.

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I mean that's going to be distracting when you're on

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your very important video call with the boss, you know,

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trying to look busy and making sure that you know

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you're not slacking or trying to improve your KD ratio

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is going to be very difficult when there's some guys

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screaming past your window going help me in the Spectrum bucket.

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But that's exactly what happened recently in Caldwell County, North Carolina.

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A major highway reopened more than twelve hours after someone

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stolen crashed a Spectrum bucket truck. Police said it happened

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while a utility worker was in the bucket repairing a

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line along highway eighteen in Caldwell County, North Carolina. Investigators

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said the suspect drove south the Long Highway eighteen before crashing.

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When the truck was stolen, its boom was extended as

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the thief drove more than a half mile down the road,

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striking utility lines. If you're the Spectrum dude in the bucket,

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you're just crouched in the bucket praying, right, There's really

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nothing you can do at that point, no God, I mean,

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the only other option is to jump or try to

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slide down the boom, and when the vehicle is in motion,

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probably not the best of ideas. Police said that while

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the spectrum worker was attached to a safety hardness, it's

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really terrible just imagining he slips out of the bucket.

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Now he's just dangling. At some point he came out

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of the bucket and was suspended in the air by

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a safety strap attached to the bucket.

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So he really did look like a.

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Human windsock on the end of this Spectrum bucket. The

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poor guy. Oh, the worker was finally able to cut

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the safety line and fell to the ground, injuring his leg. So,

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after being whipped around at the end of the boom

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for a while. He said, I'll effort. I'm just gonna

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cut myself loose and see what happens.

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I mean that that's a versus moment of what do

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you do? Do you ride it out? Do you cut?

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Let cut the cord and let gravity would do its work.

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All right, here we go, Welcome to this impromptu version

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of versus. Today's contestant is Trey, and I'll participate as

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both host and contestant. Number two. In verses, we pose

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a very difficult scenario in which you have to choose one.

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Or the other.

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So here we have it. You are a spectrum worker

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in the bucket and you are fully extended trying to

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repair a line in North Carolina when suddenly the truck

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is stolen and you are attached and stuck in the bucket.

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And then after they hit a really big speed bump,

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you then fall out of the bucket, but you have

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a safety harness and you are strapped to the bucket

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quote unquote safely. But now you're flapping in the wind

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like a wind sock at the airport.

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What do you do?

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Do you cut the line or do you throw yourself

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and caution to the wind and just wait it out, Trey.

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I'll give you a moment to think about your answer.

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I'll do it. Say you're a spectrum worker in a

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truck bucket, it gets stolen, you are tossed out of

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the bucket while in a high speed pursuit. Do you

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cut your safety harness and fall to the ground or

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do you wait it out? Srey.

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That's a tough one. I'm gonna go with wait it out,

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Kinna wait it out?

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Yeah, Okay, that's pretty interesting. You know what, I am

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absolutely with you. I am not cutting that line. There

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is no way in hell I'm cutting that line. It's

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called the safety harness for a reason. I'm assuming it

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wasn't graded or rated for uh, you know, the truck

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being stolen and dealing with you know, certain wind resistance

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and things like that. But I feel safer if I

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can just try to get myself, try to crawl back

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in the bucket and definitely not cut that line.

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Yeah, because at least if if you don't cut the line,

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you have the hope that the truck slows down, something happens,

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and uh you can uh you can fall to the

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earth more gently. But if you're in a high going,

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high speed you know, you've got it's a lot of factors,

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but that's gonna hurt when you when you know one,

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if you stay in there, you have a chance that

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it won't hurt too bad. But if you cut that line,

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you know it's gonna hurt, and.

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You're gonna and you're gonna see it come right at

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you really fast, and so you'll have that realization like

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he probably did really quickly. Oh, I've chosen poorly because

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I don't know if you know this, but asphalt hurts.

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Yeah.

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Now, I guess the only way where it might get

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tempting is if the boom swings out and this particular

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highway has a nice, large grassy median in the middle

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that you could maybe fall to. Maybe then it might

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be tempting. But otherwise I'm just gonna I'm just gonna

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remain on the dangle ride. Well.

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Yeah, Also, because if you cut the line, you also

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and then you land in the road, you also have

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to hope that there's not someone else on the road

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that is distracted, texting, doing something and plows you over.

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As if as if hitting the highway asphalt at seventy

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miles an hour wouldn't hurt enough oh, by the way,

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here comes a Kia Sedona. Yeah, likew ow, it hurts,

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It really hurts. If only there was some way for

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someone to end my pain and if I lost my

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buttons hang on, Nope, that's wrong one, I went too far.

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There it is, there's that Kia. Oh, thank god, it

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put me out of my misery. Or even better, when

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you when you're at the hospital, if you survive and

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your fellow workers show up and say, should have stayed

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in the bucket? Dude, Yeah, don't you remember our training?

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Always stay in the bucket. That is home. That's where

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you want to stay that. If you're it's like you're

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a turtle, that's your shell. Don't leave your shell. You

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stay in that bucket no matter what. And now he's

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a cautionary tale. It doesn't say how badly he hurt

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his leg, but I'm imagining it's pretty bad. I don't

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think it's one of those that he just had like

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a like a raspberry on his knee and e MT

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personnel just rate some bac ten on it.

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No, that's some that's probably some great a road rash.

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Oh god, oh, you don't want bac teine on that.

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And they come in to blow on it, which actually

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makes it worse. Yeah, you're right, that's you're a turtle.

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At that point, I am going back inside and I'm

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not sticking my head out again until someone says it's

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absolutely safe to do so. I now live in this bucket.

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Visit us online at Treehouseonair dot com.

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you very much. Speaking of wanting to see more of something,

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I don't know why, but I'm not. Okay, let me

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start over. I love football. I love the NFL. I

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love watching the NFL, and I love that they have

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multiple nights of football. You got Monday night, Sunday all day,

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and in tonight. Later in the season you get Saturday games,

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and you also have Thursday Night football. And for whatever reason,

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I don't watch it as much as Sunday. I don't

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know if it's tradition or what or some times the

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matchups on Thursday Night football are not that exciting.

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Are the fact that's on Amazon.

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There's that now. I'm I'm an Amazon Prime member so

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I can see it. But that can be you know,

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you know, a hindrance to some people. But Amazon does

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a pretty good job with the Thursday night football games.

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Al Michaels is, of course a legend. He does great

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on the play by play. I'm not sold on Kirk

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Herb Street as the color commentator on pro games just

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because I'm so used to him being attached to college stuff.

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But he's kind of grown on me. I don't know,

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It's okay, he.

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Does a good job. I'm I prefer him doing college stuff,

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but I I get you know, so I totally get

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your point. Yeah, he I'll say this, he's seeing he

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has more. Obviously, college is something he's i would say,

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more passionate about. And you know, and he and Fowler

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on Saturday Saturday Night college football are just the best.

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They're really out And to dress up the Thursday night

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football a little bit, to get more of a presentation

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on it, they decided to expand outside of the normal

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football realm and bring in some other talent to help

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dress up the game presentation. I'm talking about Nikki Glazer's

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stand up comedian who anyone who follows stand up comedy

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has heard of her. She's very well known in the

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comedy world, in the comedy circles. If you've watched any roasts,

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you really know who Nikki Glazer is. And she got

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really popular, really extra famous after roasting the ever loving

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out of Tom Brady on that Netflix roast, and to

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capitalize on that attention, Amazon said, hey, Nikki, you want

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to come do a bit on Thursday Night Football? And

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she said, why, Sure, I'd love to. And I don't

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know about you, Trey, but I love when NFL players

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get roasted because they don't know how to handle it.

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They're not used to being talked to. Fashion No, and uh,

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I got I got to say. I think Nicki Glazer

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went easy on the Amazon Prime Thursday Night Football. Folks.

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Have you seen this?

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I have not.

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You are You're in for a treat, my friend, You're

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in for a treat. This was last week on the

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game presentation Amazon Prime, where they've got Carissa Thompson, You've

465
00:27:27.400 --> 00:27:33.319
got uh, Richard Sherman, you got you got twenty Gonzales.

466
00:27:33.839 --> 00:27:36.400
Uh the what's the guy with the beard? She says

467
00:27:36.440 --> 00:27:40.400
it in here. He just retired from the Rams. H Whitworth, Yes,

468
00:27:40.640 --> 00:27:44.039
Andrew Andrew Whitworth. So and now she's now she's gonna

469
00:27:44.039 --> 00:27:45.680
come on TV and she's gonna, you know, and she's

470
00:27:45.759 --> 00:27:48.039
gonna say, Hi, I'm Nicki Glazer. I'm not gonna make

471
00:27:48.079 --> 00:27:51.240
fun of you people, even though we just met. And

472
00:27:51.519 --> 00:27:56.359
I hope that this becomes a regular thing. Hang on saying,

473
00:27:56.400 --> 00:27:57.880
let me get this volume back at where it should be.

474
00:27:59.480 --> 00:28:02.279
I say, it's so nice to finally meet the photo

475
00:28:02.359 --> 00:28:03.680
I show my plastic surgeon.

476
00:28:04.160 --> 00:28:07.200
I should probably say she's talking to Carissa Thompson there.

477
00:28:13.400 --> 00:28:15.440
I just have to say, it's so nice to finally

478
00:28:15.519 --> 00:28:19.039
meet the photo I show my plastic surgeon. But seriously,

479
00:28:19.640 --> 00:28:22.000
you were pretty intimidating. You look like the final boss

480
00:28:22.119 --> 00:28:23.000
at a country club.

481
00:28:26.960 --> 00:28:29.759
See as far as roasts go. Nicki Glazy's being pretty

482
00:28:29.799 --> 00:28:31.960
sweet there to Charrissa Thompson, and she's not wrong. She

483
00:28:32.039 --> 00:28:33.880
does actually kind of look like the final boss at

484
00:28:33.920 --> 00:28:37.000
at a nightclub. Truly, I am so thrilled to be here.

485
00:28:38.119 --> 00:28:40.480
I want to be honest. I am pretty new to football.

486
00:28:41.160 --> 00:28:42.759
I used to think it's two min at warning with

487
00:28:42.839 --> 00:28:44.759
something a guy gave you one minute into sex.

488
00:28:44.920 --> 00:28:49.319
But this is one of those moments where I think

489
00:28:49.400 --> 00:28:52.799
everyone on his head is like, WHOA, isn't that what

490
00:28:52.960 --> 00:28:53.880
you brought her on for.

491
00:28:56.559 --> 00:29:02.160
Yeah, you know exactly what you're gonna get, and she delivered.

492
00:29:02.279 --> 00:29:02.559
Uh huh.

493
00:29:03.839 --> 00:29:06.640
For instance, today I found out that I look like

494
00:29:06.759 --> 00:29:08.960
forty nine ers tight ened George Kittle.

495
00:29:15.119 --> 00:29:17.640
Yeah if that is if she, you know, had just

496
00:29:17.720 --> 00:29:19.319
gotten out of the shower at a trailer.

497
00:29:19.759 --> 00:29:20.440
Yeah, okay.

498
00:29:23.920 --> 00:29:25.799
People are probably expecting me to get up here and

499
00:29:25.920 --> 00:29:28.759
just like roast everyone. But this isn't a roast like

500
00:29:28.839 --> 00:29:31.200
you guys didn't sign up for this, so I'm definitely

501
00:29:31.440 --> 00:29:32.319
not gonna say that.

502
00:29:32.480 --> 00:29:45.279
Richard Sherman looks like when you paused, uh huh that

503
00:29:45.559 --> 00:29:51.240
that was my plan because he really does look people,

504
00:29:51.359 --> 00:29:53.480
you gotta be careful about ozimpic if you know, if

505
00:29:53.480 --> 00:29:56.440
you're not, you're not using it properly. You can go

506
00:29:56.559 --> 00:30:03.079
sideways on You're real fast. Oh, I'll be backed up above.

507
00:30:03.079 --> 00:30:03.640
Love that line.

508
00:30:04.119 --> 00:30:06.720
Expect me to get up here and just like roast everyone,

509
00:30:06.880 --> 00:30:09.359
but this isn't a roast like you guys didn't sign

510
00:30:09.480 --> 00:30:11.960
up for this, so I'm definitely not gonna say that.

511
00:30:12.119 --> 00:30:15.000
Richard Sherman looks like I'm gonna do that.

512
00:30:15.319 --> 00:30:21.519
I'm gonna all right. Now here comes Andrew Whitworth's turn. Oh,

513
00:30:21.599 --> 00:30:23.559
So that's the other thing that happens athletes that are

514
00:30:23.599 --> 00:30:25.200
not used to be made fun of to their faces.

515
00:30:25.240 --> 00:30:26.519
They don't know how to react to it, and they

516
00:30:26.599 --> 00:30:29.480
usually react poorly because they think that they're funny and

517
00:30:29.519 --> 00:30:33.799
they can hang when they can't look. She's not going

518
00:30:33.880 --> 00:30:36.359
to be able to Russia pass her. You're not going

519
00:30:36.440 --> 00:30:38.599
to be able to put anything past her. Just keep

520
00:30:38.599 --> 00:30:39.519
your mouth shut and take it.

521
00:30:41.079 --> 00:30:41.799
I'm not gonna do that.

522
00:30:42.079 --> 00:30:47.039
I'm not gonna say that. I'm not going to like

523
00:30:47.160 --> 00:30:56.440
Men's Wearhouse shp Well, while she's roasting them, these are actually,

524
00:30:56.640 --> 00:30:59.519
I mean, with the exception of Ozimpic buster rhymes, the

525
00:30:59.640 --> 00:31:02.240
andrew it Worth Shrek thing is kind of complimentary. Yeah,

526
00:31:03.720 --> 00:31:09.079
now she's really complimentary to Tony Gonzalez, or that Tony.

527
00:31:08.880 --> 00:31:11.279
Gonzalez looks like who my mom thinks about during one

528
00:31:11.319 --> 00:31:12.319
of her long backs.

529
00:31:20.039 --> 00:31:21.119
She's not done with Tony.

530
00:31:22.319 --> 00:31:24.799
I do like your vibe, though you look like a

531
00:31:24.880 --> 00:31:27.119
genie you can only summon by rubbing the crotch of

532
00:31:27.200 --> 00:31:28.759
a sensible Tale of pantsuit.

533
00:31:35.480 --> 00:31:36.279
Oh my god.

534
00:31:37.559 --> 00:31:43.759
Oh, you know what I can't wait for is Thursday

535
00:31:43.799 --> 00:31:47.960
night football this week because you know who's playing. Oh,

536
00:31:50.200 --> 00:31:53.359
it's our Dallas Cowboys up against the New York Football Giants.

537
00:31:53.920 --> 00:31:58.000
And this is coming on the heels of uh of

538
00:31:58.240 --> 00:32:03.000
Jerry eight and a half inch Jones. Yeah, Now, I

539
00:32:03.119 --> 00:32:05.880
hope that God they got Nikki Glazer back for round two.

540
00:32:06.839 --> 00:32:12.440
Oh oh yeah, I hope she uh, I hope she

541
00:32:12.559 --> 00:32:13.400
lays it into Jerry.

542
00:32:14.759 --> 00:32:15.920
I hope she lays it on him.

543
00:32:21.000 --> 00:32:27.519
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544
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545
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553
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554
00:33:12.200 --> 00:33:13.599
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555
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556
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563
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564
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Friday at Shaker Tins Arlington for the Treehouse Roadshow five

565
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to seven pm. Five to seven pm Shaker Tins, Arlington

566
00:33:46.759 --> 00:33:51.720
five to seven on Friday. I thirty and Collins. Yesterday

567
00:33:52.480 --> 00:33:56.359
we learned about what's demure and cute and you know

568
00:33:57.240 --> 00:33:58.640
what was the other thing? I forget the other thing,

569
00:33:58.720 --> 00:34:03.240
she said, But you maymember Jules Lebron, who is the

570
00:34:03.359 --> 00:34:06.119
originator of what is to be expected when you go

571
00:34:06.200 --> 00:34:10.599
to work, divas, you need to be demure and and everything.

572
00:34:11.280 --> 00:34:15.440
Just to make sure that we are, you know, properly refreshed.

573
00:34:16.320 --> 00:34:19.360
Let me share this with you one more time so

574
00:34:19.519 --> 00:34:24.320
we can remember how to be demure. See how I

575
00:34:24.400 --> 00:34:26.119
come to work very demure.

576
00:34:26.360 --> 00:34:29.000
I do my makeup, I lay my wig, I do

577
00:34:29.119 --> 00:34:31.840
a little braid, I flatter in my hair, I do

578
00:34:32.039 --> 00:34:33.360
chea cheeth out by.

579
00:34:33.320 --> 00:34:34.920
The way, that's how I get ready for every show.

580
00:34:37.679 --> 00:34:38.519
The braid looks nice.

581
00:34:38.760 --> 00:34:40.320
Thank you appreciate it, you like it, you like my

582
00:34:40.440 --> 00:34:40.880
chee cheese.

583
00:34:42.239 --> 00:34:44.880
See how I come to work very demure. I do

584
00:34:45.039 --> 00:34:48.079
my makeup, I lay my wig, I do a little braid,

585
00:34:48.559 --> 00:34:51.079
I flatter in my hair, I do chea cheeth out,

586
00:34:51.559 --> 00:34:56.559
I do viral vanilla, very demure, very mindful.

587
00:34:57.639 --> 00:34:59.760
The uh. I also think it's interesting about that, is

588
00:34:59.840 --> 00:35:02.159
her or four pumps of viral vanilla is about the

589
00:35:02.239 --> 00:35:04.000
same number of pumps I did a drug hard in

590
00:35:04.000 --> 00:35:05.480
the war when I was in sixth grade.

591
00:35:06.119 --> 00:35:09.679
That's Georgia drug hard war polo.

592
00:35:09.840 --> 00:35:14.199
Yeah, that's a and and the other nineties kicker cool

593
00:35:14.280 --> 00:35:17.400
water baby, Yeah, very demure.

594
00:35:17.840 --> 00:35:26.400
And uh, if you're spraying yourself with a scent, that's viral. Yeah.

595
00:35:26.440 --> 00:35:28.000
That's not the best name for a fragrance.

596
00:35:28.519 --> 00:35:29.679
Yeah, I know. Uh huh.

597
00:35:33.320 --> 00:35:37.800
So anyway, Uh, Since learning about Jules Lebron and how

598
00:35:37.840 --> 00:35:42.079
to properly be demure at work, which I've obviously taken

599
00:35:42.119 --> 00:35:44.000
to heart, as has Trey clearly because you can tell

600
00:35:44.039 --> 00:35:47.960
by the lay of this wig and my che cheese, uh,

601
00:35:48.679 --> 00:35:51.119
we learned that people have started naming their babies after

602
00:35:51.199 --> 00:35:54.519
this TikTok trend, So there is now a Demure. I

603
00:35:54.639 --> 00:35:56.519
think I forget what the last name was, but some

604
00:35:56.639 --> 00:35:59.800
mom posted on TikTok saying, oh say hello to baby

605
00:36:00.159 --> 00:36:08.760
your no, I've I have fully believed that the While

606
00:36:08.800 --> 00:36:12.760
the Internet is full of amazing technological advancements making this

607
00:36:13.000 --> 00:36:18.239
huge planet of ours smaller and more connected, there's a

608
00:36:18.360 --> 00:36:21.400
line that we've crossed and we're now two connected to

609
00:36:21.480 --> 00:36:26.400
where people get baby names from viral TikTok trends like

610
00:36:26.920 --> 00:36:29.280
baby Demure and it's stupid.

611
00:36:32.159 --> 00:36:36.679
I mean, is it any dumber than you know, like

612
00:36:36.760 --> 00:36:39.280
all the babies that were named after characters in Twilight

613
00:36:41.800 --> 00:36:43.159
when the Twilight saw.

614
00:36:43.039 --> 00:36:46.360
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the Twilight saga had what were some

615
00:36:46.519 --> 00:36:48.880
of those names? Because I will admit, while I did

616
00:36:49.039 --> 00:36:52.360
see the original Twilight movie, I don't think I saw

617
00:36:52.480 --> 00:36:58.239
any of the sequels. And just before you start ragging

618
00:36:58.320 --> 00:37:00.840
on me about having watched any of the Twilight movies,

619
00:37:00.880 --> 00:37:03.000
I would like to point out that the only reason

620
00:37:03.079 --> 00:37:05.239
I watched the first Twilight movie is because that was

621
00:37:05.280 --> 00:37:07.239
when I was unemployed. That was when Live one O

622
00:37:07.320 --> 00:37:09.360
five three changed four Master one O five through the

623
00:37:09.440 --> 00:37:11.880
fan and I was on unemployment and I was a

624
00:37:11.920 --> 00:37:14.280
little sad and there was nothing else on, so I

625
00:37:14.400 --> 00:37:17.280
watched Twilight, and I watched so I watched The Sparkly Vampires.

626
00:37:17.320 --> 00:37:20.519
But I don't really remember anybody's name. Oh Bella. I

627
00:37:20.639 --> 00:37:22.599
remember Bella, and the reason I remember that is because

628
00:37:22.599 --> 00:37:25.719
that's my dog's name. But I'm not naming a kid Bella.

629
00:37:25.800 --> 00:37:30.559
That's my dog. It's kind of like Indiana Jones in

630
00:37:30.679 --> 00:37:33.559
the Indiana Jones in the Last Crusade, when Sean Connery

631
00:37:33.639 --> 00:37:35.840
looks at Harrison Fordes as Indiana. No, we named the

632
00:37:35.920 --> 00:37:38.880
dog Indiana. It's kind of the same thing. It's like, no,

633
00:37:38.960 --> 00:37:41.559
we named the dog Bella or Demir Jamir has A.

634
00:37:41.679 --> 00:37:44.119
That's a nice name for a cat or perhaps a hamster,

635
00:37:44.559 --> 00:37:48.239
not for a baby. I don't think, I.

636
00:37:48.280 --> 00:37:53.639
Mean, but I don't know why we're surprised anymore. I mean,

637
00:37:53.679 --> 00:37:57.960
people have. The naming of children has has gotten progressively

638
00:37:58.400 --> 00:37:59.920
just dumber.

639
00:38:00.920 --> 00:38:04.760
The Twilight characters not so bad. Edward Bella, Okay, that's

640
00:38:04.800 --> 00:38:07.880
a dog name. Jacob he was the uh uh, he

641
00:38:08.000 --> 00:38:12.760
was the werewolf. Then you got Alice and Jasper Rosalie.

642
00:38:12.840 --> 00:38:15.519
Those are pretty normal. Then you get like something like Arrow,

643
00:38:15.840 --> 00:38:18.800
and I don't think any I don't think there's any

644
00:38:18.840 --> 00:38:23.320
baby Rinesmi's running around? But is the internet the place

645
00:38:23.360 --> 00:38:25.920
you really want to go to? Is are viral trends

646
00:38:26.039 --> 00:38:28.519
really the places you want to go to to find

647
00:38:28.880 --> 00:38:29.760
new baby names?

648
00:38:31.239 --> 00:38:32.480
Look at my baby her bees.

649
00:38:35.639 --> 00:38:41.960
Here's my baby blue waffle actually as uh oh a

650
00:38:42.119 --> 00:38:47.719
meat meat are new born William William Hung, little baby

651
00:38:47.760 --> 00:38:51.239
William Hung, and uh there's twins and his brother's name

652
00:38:51.480 --> 00:38:54.639
is is little baby Taizon Day very sweet, sings chocolate rain.

653
00:38:54.679 --> 00:38:58.239
Everybody loves. He's a huge hit at the nursery. What

654
00:38:58.280 --> 00:38:59.000
are some other ones?

655
00:39:01.079 --> 00:39:01.280
Oh?

656
00:39:02.199 --> 00:39:05.719
I bet you can't wait to get your baby shower?

657
00:39:05.800 --> 00:39:12.280
Invitation to Little Hawk to a Thompson's event, which, honest

658
00:39:12.280 --> 00:39:14.639
to god, after she went viral, who hasn't called their

659
00:39:14.800 --> 00:39:18.840
like spitting baby little Hawk toua it kind of fits.

660
00:39:20.280 --> 00:39:23.719
Yeah, at least now what prompted the baby making?

661
00:39:24.320 --> 00:39:30.360
Yeah, exactly. Or maybe you drank too much wine before

662
00:39:30.559 --> 00:39:35.039
and that's what that's what happened to actually make the baby.

663
00:39:35.239 --> 00:39:38.079
You know, so because of the wine, you decide to

664
00:39:38.159 --> 00:39:42.440
name the baby great Lady falls Perkins. Or maybe you're

665
00:39:42.440 --> 00:39:46.159
really excited to tell people how you know, maybe you're

666
00:39:46.159 --> 00:39:48.159
really excited to tell people that you're pregnant. So you

667
00:39:48.440 --> 00:39:56.519
decide to name the baby Irma Gerd. And can you

668
00:39:56.559 --> 00:40:00.599
just imagine first grade graduation? And here here comes Irma

669
00:40:00.679 --> 00:40:02.599
gird Johnson graduating first grade.

670
00:40:02.719 --> 00:40:04.639
Yay, yay.

671
00:40:05.679 --> 00:40:08.440
And of course, let's not forget a sweet baby, Karen.

672
00:40:14.000 --> 00:40:16.159
If you had to pick, if you had to pick

673
00:40:17.920 --> 00:40:21.760
a viral name for a baby, what would it be?

674
00:40:25.519 --> 00:40:26.480
Eight and a half Jones.

675
00:40:31.079 --> 00:40:49.840
The kid's gonna make it. Got a bright future, man a.

676
00:40:52.119 --> 00:40:53.679
Career, He's endless.

677
00:40:56.880 --> 00:40:58.480
How fast is forty? Who cares?

678
00:40:59.480 --> 00:40:59.639
Oh?

679
00:40:59.800 --> 00:40:59.960
Man?

680
00:41:00.119 --> 00:41:00.440
All right?

681
00:41:00.480 --> 00:41:02.159
Thank you, Trey, thank you for that. Thanks choking out

682
00:41:02.199 --> 00:41:04.760
with us inside the treehouse. We appreciate you. Uh, we

683
00:41:04.960 --> 00:41:08.280
will see you next time inside the treehouse, which actually

684
00:41:08.280 --> 00:41:09.760
will be tomorrow, so we'll see you then.

685
00:41:11.039 --> 00:41:11.199
Eight