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It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
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with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley, along with
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Trey Trenholm, Raj Sharma and Jerry Caldwell. Today is Bad Day,
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May second, twenty twenty five. Welcome inside the Treehouse Show.
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On today's show, we're gonna talk about something that's a
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little bit sexy and a.
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Whole lot of stupid, my favorite. Yeah, and.
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We had a pretty fun discussion with our buddy Justin
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Fuster yesterday about the perils of climbing Everest. Well, that's
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not the only mountain that has issues, and on this
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planet we'll talk about an issue on Mount Fuji today
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as well. Since it's Friday, I want to start with
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something truly special.
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And truly awesome.
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Gentlemen, I am now going to share with you.
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One of the most.
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Shocking things I have ever seen in my life.
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Are you ready? Oh? Yeah, here we go.
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This is I believe this is the most shocking video
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I have ever seen.
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I'm gonna play it again.
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But for those listening, uh and not watching, there's a
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man recording on his phone inside of his car, and
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going around the front of the car is another man
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who's doing the peepee run. You really got to go
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number one. And he runs behind a shed to relieve himself.
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The problem is, it looks like this is not a
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normal shed, This is like an electrical transformer house.
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And he'd he what's that substation? Relay?
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This guy ran behind an electrical substation to relieve himself,
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and he chose poorly. And you hear it, you hear
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the this is and then you see the flash, and
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then you see the man fall backwards. I assume he's dead. Well, what,
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I appreciate his sacrifice because it's making my friday.
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Notice those red and white stripes on the corners of
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the building, which to me generally indicate possible hazard.
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That's a good point, Trey, because I don't know what
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language the man is speaking in this video, but I
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believe the red warning paint around the electrical substation building
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should serve as a warning in any language.
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This makes you a clench up man, you know.
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And if he and if he did live, you know,
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he's never peing the same again.
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No, no, no, I imagine I imagined that in the
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brief time that he he went t T on that
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electrical substation, I think Urine came out of places it
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was never meant to all at the same.
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Time, you know, and we're dudes, like we'd never let
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him live that down. Like you'd be in a bar
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and he'd go to the bathroom and you just stay
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behind him when he's at the unroom.
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And like, seriously, okay, in this night scene, there are
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all these different places that he could go to the bathroom,
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the one spot in the general vicinity that he should
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not go, and that's where he went, and that's what
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he got.
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They probably pulled over specifically to go behind there.
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Mm hmm. I mean just beyond it are some trees.
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H there was actually a sewer manhole cover he could.
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Have, you know, just peed on that.
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You can just be in the street, you're a dude,
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doesn't matter. Go behind the car, Just stand behind the
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car with your back to the trunk and go that
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way in the car. He he went to the right
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in front of the car, what's to the left, any anything,
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any place would have been better than where he went.
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Well, it's also Asia, so there's different rules and some
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of them are very very strict on on doing that.
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So maybe he was trying to hide. But like in uh,
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I believe in Singapore, like you can't spit on the
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sidewalk or you'll get lashed, Like you'll get lashes for
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spitting on the sidewalk. You can't throw trash on the side,
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you can't litter. So depending on where this guy is,
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maybe like ping has like a like a jail sentence
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or a certain fine.
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I'd rather go to jail than piss on an electrical
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substation and feel that kind of wrath.
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Mm.
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Well here's how here's how bad the p had to
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have been that he didn't It was so bad he
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didn't even recognize that there was an electrical substation there.
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He's just like, oh, finally a shed.
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He learned a very painful, valuable lesson this night.
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Yeah, maybe this is as Yeah, maybe this is.
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His like superhero origin story, like how he got his
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how he got his powers.
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He's electroween.
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Yeah, he becomes p nido.
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Ya ya. I mean you could not have planned or
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choreographed that any better. Timing is perfect, it really really needs.
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It's a thing of beauty.
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And again I want to say thank you to this
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unnamed man for his sacrifice to humanity, for the humor
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that we find on this Friday inside the Treehouse again.
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I don't know if he.
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Is alive or if this unfortunate he killed him, but
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he needs to know that he's appreciated.
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And if by some way you know that was the
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only legal place to pee, then Alan Funt wrote their laws.
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And they should not be trusted.
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Today is Friday, May second, twenty twenty five. This next
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story checks some treehouse show boxes. It checks some major
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treehouse show boxes. It's kind of sexy and it's full
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blown stupid. A Florida nurse lost her license after her
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husband founder having sex with his fifteen year old son. Yeah,
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this does hit a double porn category, hot step mom
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stuff and nurses. Now, while this story Unlike the first
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thing we talked about is figuratively shocking. The first story
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we talked about was literally shocking. This one's just figuratively shocking.
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Now I can't prove it, but I'm blaming Ted Cruz
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for this. Here's why he got every one curious about
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stepmom threesomes when he liked that video on porn Hub
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a handful of years ago. Now he blamed it on
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a staffer, But how do we know that that's not
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his nickname for his ding dong. I'd also like, on
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a separate note, to a somewhat separate note, I'd like
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to point out that this faux incest porn really needs
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to stop the my stepbrother, this my step mom, that
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family therapy, family strokes, mister Belvrier, It's really gotten out
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of hand.
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Are just those are just those of your top three favorites?
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Okay, I've noticed. Look I have a defense for this.
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Okay.
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I was just looking for All in the Family reruns,
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and instead I learned about Rachel Starr's very inappropriate relationship
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with her black step brother.
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Once you were looking, you were looking for All in
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the Family reruns, and you ran into horn.
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The safe search function is very important ra.
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See. Okay, thank god we're looking for the love boat.
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Fantasy Island takes a whole new meaning.
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I feel like every day, like the last week, every
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day there's been some new news story where you've got
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an older female, you know, praying on some teenage guy.
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But this one, to me, really is next level.
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What I'm about to agree with, Trey. Are they praying
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on the teenage guy?
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Yeah, that's what I'm saying, according to the law, yes,
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that being said, I don't know for sure, but I'm
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going to go out on a limb here that the
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fifteen year old versions of all of us would have.
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Been just fine to hook up with a hot nurse.
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Yeah, or teaching or teacher.
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It does get a little weird though.
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If it's Dad's wife, now, I don't know anything about
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the entirety of their relationship. I don't know how long
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she was his step mom. It's wrong, very wrong, and
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I can't quite wrap my brain around being a fifteen
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year old and then step mother. Yeah, that's that's very
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very odd to me.
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But I haven't been there, so what do I know.
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Yeah, that's gonna be made for a very awkward Thanksgiving.
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M it's just step mom on the table me first,
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then the turkey talk about stuffing exactly.
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It really is troubling though it was shocking. Story aside,
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Why is that theme of stuff popular online when it
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comes to adult site? Why are people into the the
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step sibling thing, the step person thing. I I don't
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I don't understand that. To me, it's it's ooky. Why
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is it so popular.
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Because it's I guess it's because it's table enough, yes,
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but it's also legal because it's not your actual rel
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like blood relative.
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Yeah, so I think that's what.
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And same thing with like these kids that are like
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having sex in school with their teachers, Like, yeah, have
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you seen the teachers today smoke shows the ones we
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had back in the day now between Yeah, Like I
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had a third grade teacher named Miss Wisdom, and mister
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Wisdom didn't want her. She was she was she had
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a face for radio. It wasn't it wasn't great. She
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was an old, mean lady. Like that's what we had
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for the most part.
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We had one.
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We had one teacher in elementary school smoke show, but
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then that was the school's daughter. So you're like, oh, okay,
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that's but like got to high school, and it was.
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Just like no.
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And then my college girlfriend, who was a teacher now
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is a librarian. Just stunning, just absolutely stunning, And I'm like, yeah,
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I mean, these kids today have that to look at.
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We did not wonder test scores are going down.
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Yeah, yeah, but library rentals her through the roof. Usually
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in school, the library was the last place you would
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find any of us, unless if unless, of course, that
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was where detention was held. I couldn't even tell you.
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At my high school, you know, Lamar High School in Arlington,
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I knew where the library was. I was in it
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a few times. I don't even know who the librarian was.
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I don't know if it was a guy. I don't
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know if it was a female.
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I have no idea.
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I couldn't point out the librarian in a lineup at
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any at all.
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Wow, to the library for fun.
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And you call us nerds and we talk about Star Wars. Yes, hey,
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I did too, the public library, not the one at school.
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That one was. Yeah, I did that one as well.
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But we had to we had to like get a
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book every like every two weeks and then write a
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book report.
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as Generation X. Maybe a little bit of millennials actually
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went to a library like the city library to do
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research for some type of school project.
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That just went to a library.
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I mean that actually, I mean we are definitely the
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last generation that knows how to use the Dewey decimal system. Yeah, yeah,
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I mean, Dan, Dan, I think you were at a
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disadvantage because, you know, the big red pencil and the
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children's book were in a separate area.
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That you could just go to. Yeah.