Dec. 20, 2024

A Very Krunk Funeral | Friday December 20, 2024

A Very Krunk Funeral | Friday December 20, 2024

Today in the Treehouse: Our gameshow Wrong Answers Only, the pros and cons of funeral home liquor licenses, bad parenting on full display, Florida fishermen find flake, and Snowmanning that has nothing to do with the guys in Florida.


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Today in the Treehouse: Our gameshow Wrong Answers Only, the pros and cons of funeral home liquor licenses, bad parenting on full display, Florida fishermen find flake, and Snowmanning that has nothing to do with the guys in Florida.


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Doctors issue serious warning about popular new 'snowmanning' dating trend that could leave you with a nasty STI

Mom drove sons to fatal shooting 'parenting skills' feud

Columbus funeral home to be first in the state to operate with a liquor license

Florida Fisherman Uncovers $1.7 Million Worth of Cocaine in the Atlantic Ocean


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It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh

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with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley, along with

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Trey Trenholm, Raj Sharma, and Jerry Caldwell.

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Today is.

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Day, December twentieth, twenty twenty four, just just a handful

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of days away, so close from Christmas.

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Magic of the season.

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And speaking of magic and seasons, do any of you

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guys know what Snowmanning is?

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Actually?

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Wait?

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Wait, hang on, I have an idea on how we

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can really kick this Friday show off with a bang.

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It is Friday inside the Treehouse and we're going to

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start today with wrong Answers Only, Wrong answers only right

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here inside the Treehouse. Like to welcome everyone to the show. Hello, Trey,

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Hello Dan, Contested number one, I'd like to say hello

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to contestant number two, Hello, Raj, glad to be here.

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And let's say hello to contestant number three, Jerry. Hello, Jerry,

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Welcome to Wrong Answers Only What Hello? That was way

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too for game show and true, you're just the contestant,

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not the You're not auditioning to be the new host.

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Uh, but let's do that.

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Let's let's turn my question of what is snowmanning into

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a wrong answer only?

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Right here inside.

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The tree house. All right, here we go.

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We will start.

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Today with one question and one question only. The new

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dating trend. That's what it is. It is a new

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dating trend. The new dating trend is called snow manning.

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What is snow manning? So today inside the tree house

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for wrong answers only. The new dating trend is called

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snow manning. What do you think snow manning is?

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Uh?

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Contestant number one, We'll start with you, Trey. What do

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you think snow manning is?

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Put a carrot upper button?

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Wooh?

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That is a wrong answer, which means it's the correct answer.

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Let's go to contestant number two, mister Raj Sharma. The

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new dating trend is called snowmanning.

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What do you think snowmanning is?

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Does it involve a scarf and coal?

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It does not, which makes that a correct answer inside

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wrong answers only, And now a contestant number three, Jerry.

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The new dating trend is called snow maning. What do

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you think snowmanning.

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Is pretending to be Jerry Reid when you're stuck in traffic?

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That is the wrong answer, which makes it a correct answer,

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good job all three contestants, well done, well done inside

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wrong answers only No. The new dating trend called snow

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mating in actuality is a form of ghosting after spending

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a night in bed together. Snowmanning gets its friendly sounding

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name from the idea of your love interest in someone

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melting away in the space of a day, typically twenty

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four hours, so basically so basically a twenty four.

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Hour relationship to one night stand.

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Yeah see, I've always heard that in the context of holidays,

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like it's snowmanning when it's around Christmas time. Oh, I

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see what you meant.

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Yeah.

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This is actually something that was first coined by I

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believe it was e Harmony in twenty nineteen.

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They coined the phrase snowmanning, and you're right, Jerry.

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It started out as a holiday season romance where maybe

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you hook up with someone right before the holidays and

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then the relationship melts away into the beginning of the

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new year or right after Christmas whatever. But this new

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updated version of it twenty twenty four is basically doing

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it in the span of one day, which gets us

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to Tray's very accurate assessment of it's just a one

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night stand?

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Why does everything have to have a name?

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Everything?

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You know, what's amazing about the gen Z generation is

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how they're so not into labels, but then they label

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every goddamn thing they can think of.

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Yeah, yeah, I mean, it's just it's a hookup, a

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one night stand. It's it's it's not new. You have

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not reinvented the wheel. It's been going on forever.

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Since the dawn of man.

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Huh.

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Maybe they don't want to call it one night stands

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anymore because gen Z is concerned about offending the disabled.

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I'm surprised it's not like snow personings because you know,

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snow demming.

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You didn't respect my pronouns.

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So you're not trying to offend like we don't mean

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to offend snow.

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I mean, uh, like for me, when I heard snowmanning,

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I thought it might be sitting on a snowman's face

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taking advantage of that carrot, which would make for an

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interesting morning when little Timmy sleds by and sees it.

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And then there's a frosty joke in there somewhere.

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Let's not go looking for it. Today.

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You're in the Treehouse Business online at Treehouse on air

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dot com.

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We'll just snowman that punchline.

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We'll let the snow melt away and it will reveal

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itself to us. Time now to talk to Daniel Cook

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list eight three to three cook DFW or the website

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cookdfw dot com. It's that time of season, Daniel, and

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that season is, of course, people on their roofs decorating

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for the holidays. Many people already have decorated, which means

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they're going to take them down soon. And is that

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when they're going to discover that maybe they did little

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damage to their roof when they put up Santa Claus

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and his reindeer.

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Dan, it is that time of the year. Merry Christmas

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to you and everybody listening. And yes, sir, we see

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a lot of roof damage, especially around the edges of

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the people's homes. A lot of people will skirt around

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the sides because they get scared about going too far

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up and they kind of hold themselves up around the

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edge as they're plugging the lights around, or they'll hold

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the ladder against the side of the roof and they'll

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damage the shingles all the way around the edges. So

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there's a lot of things that happen to shingles, and

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it may not damage it right away enough to leak,

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but it's going to potentially put it there. So we

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always suggest having your roof checked out once a year,

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at least obviously for all the weather that we have,

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but especially if you know you've had people on top

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of your roof hanging lights or decorations, or you know

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you see some shingles that are starting to fold on

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the corner, so let us come out, let's do an inspection.

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May need some minor repairs, but it could save you

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potentially thousands of dollars later.

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This is the Treehouse.

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I'm Dan along with Trey, Raj and Jerry, and we

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hear a lot over the years about how important family is.

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And I don't know if you can find a tighter

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family union. I don't know if you can find a

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tighter family unit than the one I'm going to tell

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you about right now. An entire family is going to

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prison for murdering a person who criticized their mother's parenting skills.

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Wow.

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I love that.

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We're all just looking.

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At each other around the room, just kind of smile

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like a nod and go like, well, I mean, at.

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Least they did it all together, right, validate someone's comment

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without saying anything.

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Just yeah, there's a there's a lesson to be learned here.

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Do you want to be right or do you want

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to be live?

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It's not Florida, that's yeah, not.

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Florida, but but it's.

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Not it's not far.

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Yeah, this happened in Kentucky.

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There you go.

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An entire Kentucky family will be spending this Christmas and

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many more to come within the confines of the Kentucky

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Department of Corrections. The case involves the twenty twenty three

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murder of a twenty three year old named Seth Barnes

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on Monday, the family matriarch, forty year old Amanda Turner,

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was sentenced to twelve and a half years in prison.

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She joins her son's Jackie, who was sentenced to thirty

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years behind bars who fired the fatal shot, and Xavion

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who is sentenced to three years who instigated the incident,

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along with her daughters Keevier eighteen months in prison, and

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Lecara Hugh. It was five years probation for rioting and being.

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Convicted in the case, among the other things.

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So Mama Turner pleaded guilty to facilitation of murder, rioting,

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unlawful transaction with a minor, and illegally permitting a minor

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to possess a gun. The the case really is a

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great example of needing to be I guess careful because

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there's something I've thought of for many, many years. So

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someone will get mad because their person, say their family

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member did something wrong, but the person that their family

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member wronged did something even worse back to the person,

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and then the original family member is mad at the

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person who did the thing. The example I always think

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of is there were some kids that stole a third

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row seat out of a suburban and the guy's suburban

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came out and shot the kids. Well, the mother of

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the kids was super mad that the guy shot her kids.

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Now she's not wrong because the guy did chase them

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down and shoot them. So what wasn't necessarily a self

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defense situation. But at the core of the situation, it

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is just because you're doing something bad. You can't have

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the expectation that someone else that someone else's level.

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Of bad matches yours. Does that make sense right?

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You think stealing something out of somebody's car doesn't deserve

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that You wouldn't deserve to get shot.

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However, the guy who owns that car thinks you do.

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Got it?

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Okay?

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What mean?

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Yeah? I understand or shot a third row seat, but.

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I don't think you should.

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But at the same time, don't steal stuff, uh solid yeah,

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or in this case, don't criticize a crazy mama and

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her family about her poor parenting skills. Otherwise they may

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show up and shoot you in the face. Again, they

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didn't deserve it, but it happened. So anyway, based on that,

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the whole family's going to go to prison together.

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I don't know that.

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They's going to the same prison.

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I don't know how that works.

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I don't know, Like in Kentucky, it's not a big state.

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I don't know how many prisons they have, And I

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think this is all state stuff. I don't think it's

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necessarily federal because they didn't cost you know, state lines

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to go shoot the person who criticized Mama.

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So I don't know if they.

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Get to all, you know, like like the two brothers,

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do they get to be cell mats together or do

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they get separated.

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I don't know. I guess one's different because one got life.

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But the fact that the fact that Mama went and

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got Mama got mad at the comment and went and

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got the two boys because she knew they were carrying guns,

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to take them over there and start a fight. I mean,

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it's pure Kentucky, isn't Isn't.

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That their slogan.

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That's a hell of a campaign they've got.

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You're listening to the Treehouse.

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We're going to go from Kentucky, a very very fine

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state in these United States, and travel a short distance

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to Ohio, where typically not a whole lot of crazy

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stuff happens, but still America and every state is capable

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A funeral home. It's always good start to a story, right.

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A funeral home in Ohio is set to become the

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first funeral home in Ohio to get a liquor license.

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Yes, well done, Yeah, yes, now somebody's thinking.

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Finally, Uh, here is the owner, Hunter Triplet talking about

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the liquor license.

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Eye roll in this position is to kind of be

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a party planner for dead people. You know, be a

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more of a celebrator.

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It's a great LinkedIn headline, I'm a party planner for

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dead people. It's a perfect elevator pitch going down to

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the board.

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And none of them ever complained no better.

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That's the most quiet happy hour you can go to.

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Pole in this position is to kind of be a

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party planner for dead people, you know, be more of

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a celebration of life than more of the multi day

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traditional services which costs a lot of money. And their

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inspector called me and they're like, is this evergreen funeral?

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And I'm like yeah, and they're like, you would be

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the first funeral home to get a liquor license in

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the state of Ohio.

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In other words, you, sir, were the first mother to

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think of this.

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And we're all stunned that no one had thought of

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this before. And now I am how has this not

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been a thing long before? Now? Can we have it

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in Texas?

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Or is this another one of those stupid ass blue laws,

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like you can't buy booze, you can't buy beer before

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noon on Sundays, and you can't have a bloody Mary

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at brunch until you have chips on your table on

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Sunday and you can't buy liquor after nine or whatever

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other bull this state has come up with as far

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as liquor laws, I don't of all places that you

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should be allowed to sell booze, it needs to be

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at the funeral home.

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Thinking of this in the wrong way, Yes, this is

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It's the same reason why high end car dealerships and

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high end clothing stores always have beer and wine. This

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isn't you know that it's a party. They want to

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get you drunk, So you buy the upgrade of the

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casket and everything else and spend that, you know, twenty

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twenty five thousand instead of ten.

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There you go, there's the salesman right there.

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You know, it's brilliant. I'm fine with it.

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I'm still fine with it, because look, I'm in I'm

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in a vulnerable state. I'm sad, I've lost my family

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member and now I'm here. And if they planned properly,

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they've set money aside for their arrangements, and if there's

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if there's little wiggle room where if we can get say,

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you know, maybe the two thousand dollars pine casket instead

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of the ten thousand dollars platinum casket, then maybe we

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can spend that the difference on a party here at

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the funeral home. Yeah yeah, Or like what you're saying, Trey,

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you know it'll maybe you will get you liquored up

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enough to where you'll buy the upgraded package.

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It's uh, I'll finance that. I love her so much.

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Fifteen years at eight percent a great deal, give me

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another shot.

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Or you know what you do that and.

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You you basically you could you could sell tickets to

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to the to the wake, to the funeral to where

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you really can make it an event, a celebration of life.

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You can make it a concert. You can have a

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bar set up, uh for for.

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The event and maybe make a little money on the passing.

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Yes, yes, you're right. I do need a spinning casket.

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Yes, excuse me, sir, Just one final detail here on

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your funeral roll party package.

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Do you want that to be an open casket?

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Uh?

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No, I would like an open bar please.

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Then his funeral comes with bottle service.

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I'm Dan, along with Trey and Raj and Jerry. And Jerry.

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You brought up a solid point that in that last

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break we were talking about the funeral home in Ohio

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being the first in Ohio to get a liquor license,

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and then we were thinking about, well what about Texas.

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But you brought up a great point and that is

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a lot of the drinking at around funerals and things

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happens in the parking lot.

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And you're I think you're right.

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Some of the a lot of the what I'm exactly

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how I'm trying to say this, but most of the

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drinking I have seen at funerals happens in the parking lot.

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Of the funeral home.

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There.

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That's what I was trying to say.

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Right right after the proceedings. I have a very large

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family and we have been meeting at the funeral home

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a lot, you know, two three times a year. Now,

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is it because somebody died or you just you just

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really like the ambiance?

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Well that's why I go. But no, it's it's always people.

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We know. There's uh, you're not the crashing No, No,

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there's just there's a metric crap ton of of family

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and uh, we've always talked about it's like this would

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be so much easier we they just had beer here,

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you know, we could just and you said, everyone in

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your family just keeps dying.

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That's why you keep going to the funerals, and that's

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why you keep drinking in the parking lot of the funerals.

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Right as soon as we're done with maybe you think

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maybe the drinking could be a contributing factor.

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I mean, we've also brought that up.

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To all right, you don't have to do anything about it,

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but just as long as it's been noticed, Tray, you're

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you're the real quick go ahead, Jerry.

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I was just gonna say, it's a it's a family tradition.

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You know, what are you gonna do?

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Trey, you're the You're the closest thing we have to

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a t ABC expert. Uh in the Treehouse, the Texas

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Alcohol and Beverage Commission. Uh, I say closest, but you

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actually kind of are short of being an actual TABC employee.

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Kim, what's that?

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I'm mean? I do have you know, like you have

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to have a TABC certification?

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Okay, yeah, you do have that. So can there be

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boos and stuff at the funeral home?

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So I was thinking about this, and it's interesting because

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you're not supposed to serve liquor, beer, wine, anything within

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a certain distance from schools, churches, and because most funeral

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homes have somewhat of a church on them. I don't

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know how that if that conflicts?

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Is that like a like a percentage of use thing?

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Because liquor laws vary if you sell a certain amount

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of your sales from food, whereas at a funeral home,

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if the floor plan of your funeral home only has

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a ten percent dedicated to the chapel, is it really

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a church?

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Well that's I don't know how, But you're not such.

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Jesus are you allowed to serve with your booze?

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I can't remember. I think it's five hundred yards from

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any school or uh yeah, uh church, anything like that.

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So I don't know.

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But being that.

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You're the boy, like it's a doozy.

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I mean, I'm sure you probably couldn't get a liquor license,

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but you probably could get a beer and wine permit.

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You can.

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Since that's the case, then those those places can't serve

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the alcohol.

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So what that then mean? Funeral homes are B y

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O B.

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Charge of cover.

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And and and buckets, charge.

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Charge for micker mixers and ice. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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You charge a cover to get in, and you charge

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your fee for setups.

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Somebody's gonna pay for this funeral.

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That's all right.

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It's a table set up right up next to the

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to the to the casket. And there at the end

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when everybody gets up and walks around to pay their

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last respect, you go over, you kiss Grandma goodbye, and

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then you grab a beer.

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And I'm really gonna miss her. Shot shot shot, shot,

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shut shots.

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The arm sticking up with the bottle of.

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She always loved popping bottles. She may have died in

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a car wreck, but she's going to heaven.

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In the VIP section. Oh god, that is fantastic.

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And at that point you really could for you know,

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at the funeral home you could have basically two doors.

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One is sort of the the revered door, the traditional, respectful,

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the somber experience. That's that's one side, and then there's

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the other side with the smoke and the lasers and

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the bottle service, the mirrored ball holes, and so that's

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how at the funeral home you decide. Someone comes in,

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You're like, I'm very sorry for your loss. Would you

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like the sad room or the fist pumping room.

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Crunk or not?

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Would you like the crunk package? What do you do

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for living?

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I'm a bouncer. We're at Restland.

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What has happen? It's sure ain't rest.

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You're listening to the Treehouse Press online that Treehouse on

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Air dot com.

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You're in the Treehouse. Visit us online at Treehouseonair dot Com.

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Sorry I forgot to turn my mic on. Right there

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you are inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Maley along with

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Trey Trendholm, Jerry Caldwell, Raz Sharma. Today is right day,

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December twentieth twoenty twenty four. Let's celebrate with some birthdays.

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Singer Jojo is thirty four. Uh did you know that

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Jojo was offered the role of Hannah Montana before Miley

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Cyrus was, but Jojo turned it down. And now Miley

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Cyrus lives outside of her father's mullet shadow because of

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the role. Meanwhile, JoJo's just kind of Jojo. So life

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is about choices, never forget that, and that's when Jojo

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has to live with. But then again she gets to

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look at Miley Cyrus and say, well, at least my

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dad's not Billy Ray Cyris. So life's also about perspective.

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Other birthdays today, Jonah Hill turns forty one. I don't

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know if I can speak to everyone. I don't know

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if I can speak on everyone's behalf when I say this,

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but what happened to Jonah Hill?

479
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He so he lost a bunch of weight and because

480
00:29:46.640 --> 00:29:49.279
of that, he stopped getting rolls. So he put the

481
00:29:49.279 --> 00:29:52.759
weight back on and so he's trying to make a

482
00:29:52.759 --> 00:29:56.240
comeback but apparently not. And this is just from being

483
00:29:56.279 --> 00:29:59.480
in Hollywood for twelve years. Not a nice guy, like

484
00:29:59.519 --> 00:30:01.720
he's a parent, very difficult to work with, and he's

485
00:30:01.960 --> 00:30:02.519
very rude.

486
00:30:03.039 --> 00:30:11.160
Okay, I see that, I can I can actually see that. Yeah.

487
00:30:11.319 --> 00:30:14.319
The other thing that I think I've read on or

488
00:30:14.400 --> 00:30:17.440
seen online is in addition to the weight fluctuation and

489
00:30:17.480 --> 00:30:23.599
everything was it's like he started therapy splaining to everyone.

490
00:30:23.680 --> 00:30:26.079
It's like he he he got into therapy, which I

491
00:30:26.119 --> 00:30:28.079
think we're all on record here most of us need

492
00:30:28.559 --> 00:30:32.200
at least to some degree. But then some people go

493
00:30:32.599 --> 00:30:36.599
all in on their therapy and it gets it gets

494
00:30:36.680 --> 00:30:40.759
to be too much and the therapy thing. They become

495
00:30:40.799 --> 00:30:42.720
obsessed with it. And I think that's kind of what

496
00:30:42.839 --> 00:30:47.359
happened with him, is he becomes obsessed with the therapy

497
00:30:47.759 --> 00:30:51.680
and then he starts basically trying to therapize everybody else

498
00:30:51.720 --> 00:30:53.880
around him.

499
00:30:54.160 --> 00:30:54.359
Yeah.

500
00:30:54.440 --> 00:30:56.759
I mean, I know people that get into it like

501
00:30:56.799 --> 00:31:02.079
that as well. But doing that and then also being

502
00:31:02.480 --> 00:31:05.720
not a nice person makes you just not people don't

503
00:31:05.720 --> 00:31:08.319
want to be around you, right, So that's what that's

504
00:31:08.359 --> 00:31:11.279
what happened. There's a lot of movie sets where none

505
00:31:11.319 --> 00:31:14.519
of the co none of his co stars would speak

506
00:31:14.559 --> 00:31:17.519
to him, So that makes me very odd chemistry on

507
00:31:17.559 --> 00:31:17.960
the screen.

508
00:31:18.559 --> 00:31:21.960
Yeah, Yeah, it's it's a lesson. A lot of people

509
00:31:22.039 --> 00:31:25.559
don't learn that if you're you know, if you're a

510
00:31:25.599 --> 00:31:29.279
soul to everybody, uh, they're not going to like you.

511
00:31:34.480 --> 00:31:37.400
I'm not I'm not necessarily sharing an epiphany here, but

512
00:31:37.440 --> 00:31:39.799
I know some people don't ever learn that, And it's

513
00:31:39.799 --> 00:31:42.480
amazing to me that some people don't learn that, whether

514
00:31:42.519 --> 00:31:46.039
it's Jonah Hill or people who have an overinflated sense

515
00:31:46.240 --> 00:31:51.799
of themselves in any industry whatever, I just don't. I

516
00:31:51.799 --> 00:31:53.799
have a hard time wrapping my brain around the fact

517
00:31:53.839 --> 00:31:55.559
that some people aren't that aware.

518
00:31:56.920 --> 00:32:00.480
Yeah, and I don't understand the the idea of stardom

519
00:32:00.519 --> 00:32:03.440
making you a jerk, like I don't understand that, Like

520
00:32:03.480 --> 00:32:04.680
I bet I've seen it.

521
00:32:05.640 --> 00:32:08.200
I've witnessed it. Well, my question doesn't get it.

522
00:32:08.519 --> 00:32:13.240
Did the fame and the money, did the stardom turn

523
00:32:13.319 --> 00:32:15.640
them into a hall or.

524
00:32:16.160 --> 00:32:17.799
Did they already have it in there?

525
00:32:18.480 --> 00:32:21.079
And that just kind of brought it out, brought it

526
00:32:21.119 --> 00:32:26.200
out more into the open because we've all known people

527
00:32:26.319 --> 00:32:32.079
or person that was already sole and fame and money

528
00:32:32.759 --> 00:32:34.039
just highlighted it.

529
00:32:35.000 --> 00:32:37.839
I mean, yeah, or are they Are they super good

530
00:32:37.920 --> 00:32:40.920
actors and talent because they have that, you know, just

531
00:32:41.000 --> 00:32:44.000
weird personality and their a holes. Val Kilmer is a

532
00:32:44.000 --> 00:32:48.319
great example, yes, always notoriously from day one, hard to

533
00:32:48.319 --> 00:32:51.839
work with and a complete a hole. Incredible actor though,

534
00:32:51.880 --> 00:32:54.200
I mean that's people hated him so much. They said,

535
00:32:54.200 --> 00:32:57.799
that's why he really didn't get the nod for Tombstone

536
00:32:57.920 --> 00:32:59.400
to be for an Academy.

537
00:32:58.960 --> 00:33:02.200
Award, which by all accounts he should have.

538
00:33:02.839 --> 00:33:05.680
Yeah, but no one, no one would vote for him

539
00:33:05.680 --> 00:33:09.039
because he's just pissed everyone off until he got cancer

540
00:33:09.079 --> 00:33:13.039
and kind of was dying that uh he kind of softened.

541
00:33:13.640 --> 00:33:16.960
Well, not only did he soften, but it's amazing how

542
00:33:17.119 --> 00:33:20.440
death will change people's opinion of you, because you could be,

543
00:33:20.759 --> 00:33:24.319
you know, a raging your entire life, male or female.

544
00:33:24.359 --> 00:33:26.319
By the way, Trey knows that you you can be

545
00:33:26.440 --> 00:33:30.000
a raging your entire life and then you die, and

546
00:33:30.039 --> 00:33:34.720
then some people will say he was nice, a nice person.

547
00:33:35.640 --> 00:33:38.519
Yeah, we'll get you'll get there. Well, I didn't want

548
00:33:38.519 --> 00:33:41.000
to trample on his grave. I'm like, well, he wasn't.

549
00:33:41.079 --> 00:33:43.920
He wasn't nice alive, so I'm pretty sure he would.

550
00:33:43.960 --> 00:33:45.440
He would have. He would have pissed on yours.

551
00:33:45.440 --> 00:33:49.559
So let's let's but it is amazing how how death

552
00:33:49.640 --> 00:33:56.519
makes everyone sort of revision revision is revisionist. Yeah, but anyway, Yeah,

553
00:33:56.640 --> 00:34:00.519
I was just fascinated Jonah Hill. Today is this birthday,

554
00:34:03.400 --> 00:34:05.880
but we're not saying Happy birthday to Jonah Hill because

555
00:34:05.880 --> 00:34:09.760
apparently he's a giant dick. David Cook is forty two.

556
00:34:10.440 --> 00:34:12.760
He was actually an American Idol winner.

557
00:34:13.960 --> 00:34:14.360
Anyone?

558
00:34:14.440 --> 00:34:17.679
Anyone remember David Cook, winner of American Idol season seven.

559
00:34:18.440 --> 00:34:22.039
Mmm, I'm gonna stop watching after season three. Sometimes when

560
00:34:22.079 --> 00:34:23.079
you win, you lose.

561
00:34:24.039 --> 00:34:27.800
Yeah, I don't think I ever actually saw it. I've

562
00:34:27.800 --> 00:34:30.639
never seen an entire season of American Idol.

563
00:34:32.519 --> 00:34:35.400
I've got into but I know I.

564
00:34:35.360 --> 00:34:36.039
Saw, I saw.

565
00:34:36.159 --> 00:34:38.079
I've seen a couple episodes here and there, but definitely

566
00:34:38.119 --> 00:34:38.960
not an entire season.

567
00:34:39.000 --> 00:34:39.679
What is it Tree?

568
00:34:40.599 --> 00:34:43.760
It was just when it the original judges, when it

569
00:34:43.800 --> 00:34:46.880
was Randy, Paula and Simon, it was just it was

570
00:34:46.920 --> 00:34:47.800
such a better show.

571
00:34:48.800 --> 00:34:51.039
Yeah, and that's when he was an That's when he

572
00:34:51.119 --> 00:34:53.559
was an ahole Simon. But now if you watch the

573
00:34:53.559 --> 00:34:56.920
shows now that he's on, he's like super complimentary.

574
00:34:56.800 --> 00:34:58.400
They had to change his image.

575
00:34:58.719 --> 00:35:01.400
The only one I ever saw was the first I

576
00:35:01.400 --> 00:35:05.079
think it was the first year because Kelly Clarkson was

577
00:35:05.119 --> 00:35:09.800
a waitress at Hyenas in Arlington, and they changed the

578
00:35:09.840 --> 00:35:14.159
backstory to make it she worked a movie theater. That's

579
00:35:14.199 --> 00:35:16.639
what the backstory was, because they didn't want her image

580
00:35:16.679 --> 00:35:19.559
to be tainted by being in a CD you know,

581
00:35:19.639 --> 00:35:22.400
comedy club with drugs and alcohol and blah blah blah,

582
00:35:22.440 --> 00:35:23.360
and you know whatever.

583
00:35:23.280 --> 00:35:26.000
Whatever, So gir list and there's there's they have that there.

584
00:35:26.679 --> 00:35:29.599
Yeah, Now her last paycheck was on the was taped

585
00:35:29.599 --> 00:35:31.400
to the wall in the office.

586
00:35:31.480 --> 00:35:32.400
I still remember that.

587
00:35:33.599 --> 00:35:35.519
Well, that's that's big time is when you don't have

588
00:35:35.559 --> 00:35:39.079
to pick up that final check real quick. Trey, Trey,

589
00:35:39.079 --> 00:35:42.239
you said something pretty controversial there. You said American Idol

590
00:35:42.280 --> 00:35:45.360
wasn't any good after they got rid of the original judges.

591
00:35:46.079 --> 00:35:57.800
Yes, how dare you, Trey ha and dare you?

592
00:35:58.960 --> 00:36:04.239
I'm sorry, Look, Brian that it's the chemistry you lying

593
00:36:04.320 --> 00:36:05.960
on Katie just is never good.

594
00:36:07.679 --> 00:36:10.119
All right, Well that may actually be true because uh,

595
00:36:10.760 --> 00:36:14.320
Katie Perry kind of sucks and and and and Lionel well,

596
00:36:14.360 --> 00:36:17.039
I mean, let's be honest. We know why he's there.

597
00:36:17.679 --> 00:36:19.760
Yeah, has more hits than you.

598
00:36:19.800 --> 00:36:25.360
Now, it's because he's black, not because he was the

599
00:36:25.440 --> 00:36:27.960
lead singer of the Commodore's Yea all right, well maybe

600
00:36:28.000 --> 00:36:29.679
a little bit of that, but mostly because he's black.

601
00:36:30.159 --> 00:36:34.920
But seriously, I am I am Luke Bryant High and

602
00:36:35.000 --> 00:36:37.880
I take issue with what you said, Trey Trenholm that

603
00:36:37.960 --> 00:36:41.079
the original American Idol judges were the best and that

604
00:36:41.159 --> 00:36:43.400
I suck. I don't suck. I'm the best there. I'm

605
00:36:43.400 --> 00:36:46.840
the best American Idol judge there's ever been. And I

606
00:36:47.039 --> 00:36:49.400
had to be careful and starting to sound like Alex Jones.

607
00:36:53.360 --> 00:37:02.480
Would would be a fun American Idol judge. Alexes, I mean,

608
00:37:03.480 --> 00:37:05.559
you're kind of the Paul Abduel of the New Crew.

609
00:37:06.519 --> 00:37:09.760
Oh my god, I can't believe you'd say something so

610
00:37:09.840 --> 00:37:12.519
disparaging about me, Luke Brian one of the greatest stars

611
00:37:12.559 --> 00:37:15.760
country music has to offer, mainly because it's a lack

612
00:37:15.800 --> 00:37:16.400
of options.

613
00:37:21.599 --> 00:37:23.480
And did you have something to do with that? Luke?

614
00:37:26.079 --> 00:37:28.480
Did I have something to do with what called well

615
00:37:29.599 --> 00:37:31.440
the lack of options?

616
00:37:33.039 --> 00:37:34.239
Maybe?

617
00:37:36.039 --> 00:37:39.079
Look, all I know is if when you're coming up

618
00:37:39.119 --> 00:37:42.719
in Nashville and you just decide one day to kill

619
00:37:43.280 --> 00:37:46.480
all the other songwriters in Nashville, you were eventually gonna

620
00:37:46.519 --> 00:37:51.079
make it.

621
00:37:49.039 --> 00:37:54.760
Yeah, work for Sean Puffy Combs. Yeah.

622
00:37:54.760 --> 00:37:56.800
But see that's ry. I'm smarter because I make sure

623
00:37:56.840 --> 00:37:59.199
I don't give anybody no lu but my party.

624
00:38:02.159 --> 00:38:02.239
You.

625
00:38:04.519 --> 00:38:09.280
That's right, you're the original Hottoa girl.

626
00:38:11.159 --> 00:38:19.920
Ah. We just do it country styles called spittuning. It

627
00:38:19.960 --> 00:38:20.519
actually is.

628
00:38:20.639 --> 00:38:23.079
Roch, did you come to one of my shin digs?

629
00:38:24.239 --> 00:38:26.599
I thought for sure eyes would have met at some point.

630
00:38:29.079 --> 00:38:30.920
I think I'm the wrong skin tone to come to

631
00:38:30.960 --> 00:38:32.000
one of your party's brother.

632
00:38:33.840 --> 00:38:35.480
Oh no, you'd have been there, you just wouldn't have

633
00:38:35.480 --> 00:38:36.400
been participating.

634
00:38:39.880 --> 00:38:43.119
But still oddly the guest of honor little bit.

635
00:38:46.559 --> 00:38:48.840
I'm Luke Bryan. I'm the best American idol judge there's

636
00:38:48.840 --> 00:38:55.800
ever been. If you don't think so, most of the

637
00:38:55.840 --> 00:38:57.400
country doesn't think so.

638
00:38:57.400 --> 00:39:01.880
So all right, I don't have any more because I

639
00:39:01.920 --> 00:39:02.840
didn't write anything for it.

640
00:39:06.239 --> 00:39:08.000
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641
00:39:08.599 --> 00:39:28.440
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642
00:39:28.679 --> 00:39:32.840
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643
00:39:33.000 --> 00:39:41.000
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644
00:39:41.039 --> 00:39:45.840
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645
00:39:45.840 --> 00:39:56.840
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646
00:39:56.920 --> 00:40:08.480
keep playing it until YouTube tells me that we can't.

647
00:40:16.159 --> 00:40:20.480
All right, Next week is Christmas. Next week is Christmas,

648
00:40:20.519 --> 00:40:23.280
and for some people Christmas has come just a little

649
00:40:23.280 --> 00:40:29.440
bit early. Have you been dreaming of a white Christmas? Well,

650
00:40:29.480 --> 00:40:33.199
a fisherman in Florida found one point seven million dollars

651
00:40:33.239 --> 00:40:36.760
worth of cocaine recently, and he has the opportunity to

652
00:40:36.760 --> 00:40:39.519
do something that hasn't happened in Florida for many years.

653
00:40:40.239 --> 00:40:47.119
Make it snow. So we talked over the summer about

654
00:40:48.000 --> 00:40:53.039
cocaine being found in the systems of sharks off the

655
00:40:53.039 --> 00:40:57.239
coast of Florida, because the theory that authorities had is

656
00:40:57.239 --> 00:41:00.800
that drug smugglers would dump the drugs in the water

657
00:41:00.920 --> 00:41:03.960
to either be picked up by someone else to then

658
00:41:04.000 --> 00:41:06.679
be brought onto land or at the side of a

659
00:41:06.719 --> 00:41:07.559
coastguard ship.

660
00:41:07.599 --> 00:41:10.079
They would dump their goods.

661
00:41:09.519 --> 00:41:11.800
Into the water and then there would lie and they'd

662
00:41:11.840 --> 00:41:14.280
make a getaway, and then it gets into the systems

663
00:41:14.320 --> 00:41:16.960
of the sharks. Who I guess the sharks smell something

664
00:41:17.000 --> 00:41:20.079
interesting and fun and stick their noses in it and

665
00:41:20.119 --> 00:41:24.239
then have a big old shark party in the Atlantic. Well,

666
00:41:24.280 --> 00:41:27.880
a fisherman in Florida found one of these, and it

667
00:41:27.920 --> 00:41:30.800
turned out to be worth about one point seven million

668
00:41:30.920 --> 00:41:36.159
dollars worth. It was branded with a scorpion logo. The

669
00:41:36.239 --> 00:41:39.719
drugs were promptly turned over to local authorities, earning praise

670
00:41:39.800 --> 00:41:42.800
from the sheriff for a good deed. The sheriff also

671
00:41:42.880 --> 00:41:46.280
humorously suggested the cocaine had inadvertently fallen off the back

672
00:41:46.320 --> 00:41:50.159
of someone's boat during a leisurely coast allowing. The sheriff

673
00:41:50.199 --> 00:41:52.280
even invited the owner of the drugs to claim them

674
00:41:52.280 --> 00:41:55.320
at the Criminal Investigative Services Building, assuring there would be

675
00:41:55.719 --> 00:42:01.760
no strings attached. He even joked about offering a reward

676
00:42:02.679 --> 00:42:06.400
a stay at the Ivy. That's the sheriff's name, a

677
00:42:06.440 --> 00:42:09.400
stay at Ivy's iron bar lounge, a tongue in cheek

678
00:42:09.440 --> 00:42:12.400
reference to the county jail. The post went viral, showcasing

679
00:42:12.400 --> 00:42:16.280
Florida's unique flair for the absurd. I think he also

680
00:42:16.280 --> 00:42:20.559
missed an opportunity there because he said just to come

681
00:42:20.599 --> 00:42:23.320
claim it and then there would be no strings attached.

682
00:42:23.440 --> 00:42:27.679
It's like there'll be a few lines, no.

683
00:42:30.199 --> 00:42:31.920
Not like how this guy was the first person in

684
00:42:31.960 --> 00:42:33.719
Florida history to turn over cocaine.

685
00:42:41.119 --> 00:42:44.320
That's what the shriff was like. Really, oh yeah, I

686
00:42:44.480 --> 00:42:45.199
praise buddy.

687
00:42:46.159 --> 00:42:48.599
Are you sure? I mean this isn't This isn't a wallet.

688
00:42:48.639 --> 00:42:50.519
You don't get this back in ninety days.

689
00:42:51.920 --> 00:42:53.559
If nothing else, it seems like you do. You just

690
00:42:53.599 --> 00:42:56.360
walk into a strip club and they go twenty dollars boop.

691
00:42:56.719 --> 00:42:57.280
How about this?

692
00:43:00.000 --> 00:43:05.199
We have time membership achieved, sir. The champagne room is

693
00:43:05.360 --> 00:43:06.079
all yours.

694
00:43:08.679 --> 00:43:11.360
Thanks for hanging out with us inside the Treehouse on

695
00:43:11.480 --> 00:43:12.400
a friend Day.

696
00:43:12.599 --> 00:43:15.639
We appreciate it. We appreciate you. Thanks for listening.

697
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698
00:43:19.840 --> 00:43:23.760
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699
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700
00:43:27.239 --> 00:43:29.960
at the Daniel Maley. For Trey, it's at Trey Trendholm one,

701
00:43:30.000 --> 00:43:32.800
and for Raj it's at Comedian Rag And for Jerry

702
00:43:32.800 --> 00:43:36.599
called Well, it is at that Jerry guy. We will

703
00:43:36.719 --> 00:43:40.159
see you back inside the Treehouse on Monday.

704
00:43:40.599 --> 00:43:41.239
We'll see you there.