Dec. 11, 2024

Alex Jones Must Pay | Wednesday 12.11.24

Alex Jones Must Pay | Wednesday 12.11.24

We start off by discussing holiday anxiety, then we watch a classic of a runner eating her own words and asphault, how to tell if you've been abducted by alients, then (not) Alex Jones joins the show, and we learn how to grow toilet paper at home....

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We start off by discussing holiday anxiety, then we watch a classic of a runner eating her own words and asphault, how to tell if you've been abducted by alients, then (not) Alex Jones joins the show, and we learn how to grow toilet paper at home. Plus, birthdays!

LINKS:

Parents are up against the ‘mother lode’ of holiday stress. Here’s how to make it easier | CNN

Former Pentagon Official on UFOs: ‘We Are Not Alone’ - WSJ

How to tell if you've been abducted by aliens – body examination to false memories - Daily Star
Alex Jones still must pay $1.3B Sandy Hook defamation verdict: appeals court

The people growing their own toilet paper



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It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh

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with us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along with

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Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharman on Wednesday, December eleventh, twenty

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twenty four. I am smiling for two reasons today, the guys.

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One is today marks my twenty sixth anniversary of working

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in this god forsaken industry we know is radio in

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a broader sense, it's media, it's broadcasting, entertaining, whatever you

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want to call it. But I am. I am twenty

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six years deep, which is not as long as some

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but longer than others. So I guess can be true

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in other aspects of my life, but in this case

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the job. So that's one reason i'm That's one reason

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I'm smiling today. Yay me twenty six years of insanity.

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Congratulations exactly like should we get you a cake or

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a frownie face a movie? But yeah, yeah, twenty six years,

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twenty six years ago, on this day, I did my

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I got I started on my first radio job. My

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first radio job December eleventh, nineteen ninety eight.

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Wow.

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Just months after graduating Arlington Lamar High School in Arlington, Texas,

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I started I was a freshman at University of Texas

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at Arlington, and I got a job working at at

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the time ninety two to five KZBS, the classic rock station.

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At that time. Owen Jim were on the morning show,

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John Dylan was on the afternoon show. The midday guy

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was the music director. His name was also John brain

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farting I was at. Anyway, My first job was as

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a promotions assistant in the promotions department, and the first

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gig was an autograph signing appearance on a Friday night.

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Because it was Friday, December eleven, nineteen ninety eight, in Addison,

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Texas on Beltline. What was the name of the bar,

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I'm brain farting. It was that neighborhood bar in western Addison,

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kind of near the ihop. It used to be a Humperding.

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It was Humberings at the time. It might have been

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a humper Dings at the time. Anyway, it was a

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WWE wrestler lady that was there doing autographs. That was

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my first radio event.

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Yeah me.

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The other reason I'm kind of smiling is for the

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rest of us because, in the seemingly unrelated matter, we

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all inside the treehouse suffer from some form of mental

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health issues. Raj has an anxiety disorder. I have anxiety.

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Trey probably has some anxiety drizzled into his depression along

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with the occasional suicidal thoughts. So aren't we just a

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bastion of fun in here? But the reality is we

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are because one of the things we all have in

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common is we all kind of lean in to our

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pain with humor. And I know it's the holiday season.

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There's lots of reasons for people to have mental health

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issues and stresses, and that includes parents. So if you

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are experiencing the holiday stresses, you have friends. Because the

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question to start today is are you experiencing the mother

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load of holiday stress? We have some tips for you, okay,

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on how to deal with it to make the mother

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load of holiday stress easier. Because balancing work, deadlines, the

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needs of children, holiday stresses, it can be a lot

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to handle. When it comes to gifts, people often don't

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see the mental aspect, according to one expert, because some

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people have anxiety about gift giving, saying I want to

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show them I appreciate them, you don't want to just

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give them junk. Then there's the shipping deadlines, making sure

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that it's in your budget, blah blah blah blah blah,

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holiday stress. And like this person, many parents are up

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against the mother load of stress way before the holiday

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season adds extra demands. So what should parents do when

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even more is piled on for the holidays. Experts say

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parents can try to make the season more manageable by

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rethinking expectations, asking for help, handling family drama strategically, and

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giving themselves something to look forward to in January. I

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have a simple solution for the mother load of holiday stress.

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If you're a parent, I think it would be beneficial

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to introduce your children to the gift of disappointment this

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holiday season. It's a gift that keeps on giving. They'll

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learn for it, they'll learn from it for years down

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the line. They may say they want this certain thing,

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and they sometimes need to learn that I'll always get

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that certain thing that they want. And I think that's

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a beautiful gift to give your children and yourself. So

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there you have it. That's my recommendation on how to

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deal with the mother load of holiday stress this year,

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especially if you're a parent, give your children the gift

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of disappointment this year.

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Well, you don't give anybody anything. So I think that's

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how you avoid it.

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You've cracked my code. See this strategy works on adults,

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not just children.

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Yeah, yeah, there's no stress if you don't have to give,

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if you know that you're not going to give anybody anything,

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and we know we're not going to get anything, so

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and then.

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We all can just enjoy each other's company and it

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is what it is. And I don't have to worry

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about finding you a gift, and you don't have to

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worry about pretending to have liked it.

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We get the gift of Dan. That's right, the best

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thing my family ever did. And I understand if you

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have kids younger than probably ten years old, you can't

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do this, so, but older than ten you really can

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do this, which is typically most people are just getting

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people getting your friends and family stuff that they don't need. Instead,

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take all that money that you would spend on useless crap,

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put it together and give it to a family, Yeah,

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a needy family that actually that wouldn't have a Christmas otherwise,

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so they can get, you know, young kids, gifts and

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food and everything else is by far and away. When

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my family started doing that, it took all the pressure

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away from Christmas.

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And love it all right.

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That's better than what I thought you were gonna say.

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I was really getting excited thinking you were gonna give

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us all cash. But yeah, needy families, that's probably better.

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the stupid right here inside the Treehouse, which is where

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you find yourself right now. This is the Treehouse. I'm

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Dan along with Trey and Raj and if the weather

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outside is frightful, don't go running. I'm a firm believer

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in holiday classics. I love nostalgia. I love revisiting things

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that make me feel good. And this time of year,

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there's a video that I love that brings out the

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warm and fuzzies and the holiday spirit in me. And

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I know it does with Trey as well, because he

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sent it to me and reminded me of it. So

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bless you Trey for doing that today. If so, I'm

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going to repeat myself. If the weather outside is frightful,

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don't go running in it, which is something this young

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lady learned many years ago. In the aftermath of a

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blizzard in a large city, a live shot was being

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done by the weather by the Metro Weather team.

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And.

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The live shot reporter saw a couple of runners running

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out in the snow decided I'm going to talk to

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them on live TV and see, Hey, what is it

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that you're doing out here in the snow so early

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in the morning, the sun is not even out and

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this couple is out getting their jog in.

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What are you doing?

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And you're saying it was really good out It's the

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perfect texture for running, very low impact on its dry snows,

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your feet don't get wet.

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What have you seen while you've been out running? It's

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been a lot of fun.

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There's a lot of other runners and more skiers than runners,

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for sure. I think they've got a little bit of

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the advantage with the whole stride and glide thing, But it's.

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Yeah, the when people if you're outside running and someone

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on skis passes you, that should be a pretty big

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hint to go inside. This couple is fascinating though, because

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they've got their runners gear on, so like when you

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first see them in the live shot, they're very reflective,

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which is also ironic because ain't nobody out there driving

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in that crap because it's snow and its ice and

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it's terrible. All the smart people are at home. But

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you know who I feel really good for besides us

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in witnessing what's about to happen to these young runners

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in the snow is the reporter. Because the reporter, you know,

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she doesn't want to be out there. She got out

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maybe she was on the news director's poopy list, so

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she got the call to go out into the snow

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and do the live shots in the cold, and so

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she decided to talk to these runners. And she got

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an early Christmas gift that year and one that it

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has been shared many times over the years to.

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Us, I'll spare Roje. This couple is as white as

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you think they are.

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Yeah, I was going to ask if you wanted to

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say it super super Anglo and kind of pompous sounding,

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and to be honest, this runner couple, I think we

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all can agree runners can be a little upity, which

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you'll see is ironic here shortly in this video where

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the runners are talking about how great it is to

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be running in the snow.

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What are you doing running? And you're saying it was

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really good.

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Out it's the perfect texture for running, very low impact

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on its dry snows. You if you don't get wet.

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What have you seen while you've been out running? It's

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been a lot of fun.

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There's a lot of other runners and more skiers than runners,

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for sure. I think they've got a little bit of

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the advantage with the whole stride and glide thing.

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But it's too nice to not be out here. All right,

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we'll go ahead and keep on the run.

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That sorry to have kept you, but I appreciate you

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guys talking with us. All right, thanks, We've seen a

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lot to go out here, like he said, running sledding,

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just enjoying it.

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That can happen. Unfortunately, it looks like okay.

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Okay, you can you can't even see that that's an

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ice patch and she's not paying attention.

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I know you can see it through a uh screen,

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through a camera lens, through other screens, multiple screens, and

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you can still see that ice patch that she couldn't

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see in front of her own damn face.

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I can't even blame that on black eyes, even the

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ice was white.

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White on white crime. It really isn't. Because I'm going

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to go back and from the beginning, not just the

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tone of the lady's face who slips on the ice

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and falls on her ass hard, by the way hard,

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but listen to the arrogance and see the arrogance on

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her face about how I'm outside running and I'm better

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than you. That's sort of the inner monologue that she

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has in her head that I'm imagining.

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But let's take from the top, what are you doing running?

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And you're saying it was really good out.

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It's the perfect texture for running, very low impact on extress,

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knows your feet don't get wet.

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What have you seen while you've been out running? It's

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been a lot of fun.

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There's a lot of other runners and more skiers than runners,

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for sure. I think they've got a little bit of

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the advantage with the whole stride and glide thing.

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But it's too nice to not be out here.

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All right, well, go ahead and keep on the run.

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That's sorry to have kept you, but I appreciate you

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guys talking with us.

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All right, thanks.

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We've seen a lot of people out here, like you said,

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running sledding.

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she's immediately like walking over towards the sidewalk and she

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you know, she ain't okay, yeah, because not just her ass,

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not just her back, not just her head that's bruised,

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but also a severe, severe bruise to the ego, which

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Yes, it's fantastic, Thank you for making my day.

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I live to please Roger. As my therapist says, it's

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a gift and a curse. But let's enjoy it one

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more time. The young runners. And only the only thing

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that would have made this clip better is if when

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he tries to help her up, had he slipped also,

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that's the only thing missing from this. But it's still

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it's still a beautiful moment in the snow.

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What are you doing running and you're saying it was

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really good out.

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It's the perfect texture for running very low impact on it.

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It's the perfect texture for FI.

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It's the perfect texture for running very low impact on its.

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Dress nows your feet don't get wet.

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been a lot of fun.

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for sure. I think they've got a little bit of

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the advantage with the whole stride and glide thing. But

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it's too nice to not be out here.

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That's sorry to have kept you, but I appreciate you

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guys talking with us.

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We've seen a lot of people out here, like you said,

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running sledding, just enjoying it.

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One thing, oops, that can happen.

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Unfortunately it looks like Chelsea's Okay, okay, yes, okay.

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painful happens to someone. Okay. It's one of the great

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rhetorical questions because whenever you ask it, you know they're not.

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I got to give credit to that. She is a pro,

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because I would not have held it together that well,

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I would have I would still be laughing this this

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moment in time. This Winter Classic is at least nine

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beyond that live shot, laughing my ass.

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Off, Oh you crazy whites.

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certain stereotypes, but this is not an all white people thing, Raj,

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because you're not going to see me out there doing

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that's nonsense.

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white people activity. You have to admit that, maybe from

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from a brown perspective. I can tell you. That's why

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I wait for trade to say it.

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I don't even have to do it. It's just like, yeah,

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they're white.

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I'm like, yeah, I thought about the you know, it's like, yeah,

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you're probably not going to see a Kenyan marathon are

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running in the snow.

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That's the new litmus test. If if you want to

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go outside for a run, look out the window. If

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you see at least one Kenyon, you're fine. If it's

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no Kenyons, you get your fuzzy bunny slippers on and

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you stay inside where it's warm and it's safe.

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Jesus, if you haven't run one.

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Yeah, the one rule that you you have your running buddy, like, Hey,

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you've seen Kenyons out there?

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But if you see a ken you'd run by. Give

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you the thumbs up from the street.

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Daniel Malley, still thinking about the one Kenyon rule before

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going outside for a run. It's gonna stay with me

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for a long time. There is something important also that

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we need to cover inside the Treehouse. This is a

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story we've been following for I'd say a fairly long time,

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and it's a story that while a lot of us

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know about it, it's really not covered as in depthly

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as I think it should. And the latest example of

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this was just a few weeks ago at a congressional hearing,

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an ex government and military official, multiples of them, testified

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on mysterious UFOs, saying we are not alone and these

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situations have of course long fascinated the public. But again,

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this is a recent congressional hearing where ex government and

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military officials are testifying to the existence of aliens, saying

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UFOs are real and Americans deserve to know the truth.

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That's according to former government and military officials to a

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congressional panel in November. They go on to say, we

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should not turn a blind eye, but boldly face this

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new reality and learn from it. That's according to you.

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That's according to retired United States Navy Rear Admiral Tim Galadet,

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who said he saw a video of the Wall Street Journal.

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Subscribe now. So they put that story behind a paywall,

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Thank you, Wall Street Journal. This is where I'd like

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to introduce the Daily Star. While not as credible as

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the Wall Street Journal, the Daily Star cares about our safety,

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and the Daily Star has put together a list for

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us to tell how to know if you've been abducted

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by aliens. So we've got at military and government officials

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telling us aliens are real, and then the Wall Street

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Journal puts all that important information behind a paywall. Leave

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it up to the Daily Star how to tell if

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you've been abducted by aliens, from body examination to false memories.

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Are you guys ready for this?

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M hm?

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The thought of being abducted by aliens is something that

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would send shivers down anyone's back. But have you ever

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thought about what you would do if it really happened?

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Would you know it?

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Would you know what to do if it were to happen.

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While there's no concrete evidence that alien abductions have actually occurred,

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there are still a number of people out there who

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claim it has happened to them. Annoyingly, none of them

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had a camera handy during the event, and so we

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only have to take their word for it. Skepticism Just

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push that aside. There is advice available about what to

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do and even how to prevent it. Okay, yes, all right.

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The tips the Daily Star has gathered come during a

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flurry of UFO activity. If you're concerned you might have

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been abducted by aliens, some things to consider. Firstly, document

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your experience. Keep a journal by your bed and immediately

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record the date, time, and any memories you have. Another

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thing to do is examine your body. Get that hand

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mirror and check every nook and cranny. Look for any

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unusual marks, scratches, bruises, bumps, because no one wants alien bumps.

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You can also use a UV light to inspect your

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body in the dark room. I'd recommend making sure an

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no one else is home at the time, because they're

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gonna walk in. They also say to check your clothing

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and see if it's in the same condition as it

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was before the event. If it's different, you need to

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put it in a brown paper bag and store it

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in a dark closet for at least a month.

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I don't know why that doesn't make any sense with it.

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They also say people can develop false memories of being

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abducted by aliens, saying this can happen if someone is

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predisposed to believe that certain experiences are signs of an abduction,

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or if they seek out a therapist who is receptive

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to that explanation. Other tricks of the mind can occur

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during sleep paralysies, which is a common condition that causes

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people to be awake but unable to move for a

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short time. People experiencing sleep paralysis often have hallucinations, which

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can include seeing things like lights, animals, or strange figures.

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Those hallucinations can sometimes lead to people to believe they've

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been abducted by aliens, So don't get tricked, okay. Some

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people who have claimed to have been abducted by aliens

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to describe experiences that include feeling a strong desire to

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be somewhere at a specific time, waking up suddenly and

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feeling paralyzed or terrified, seeing shadowy figures in the room,

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being subjected to medical procedures, being returned to the same place,

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and circumstances they were in before being taken okay. Someone

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even wrote a book called How to Defend Yourself Against

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Alien Abduction. The author of this book is Anne Druffel,

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based on her forty year research in UFOs, including two

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hundred and fifty k studies, seventy of which involve people

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who allegedly successfully resisted abduction. So I was always fascinated

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by the stories of people who said they were abducted

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by aliens. But now I'm equally as fascinated by the

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people who resisted the abduction, because they're going to raise

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their hand and be like, hey, hey, I was not

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abducted by aliens. Congratulations. That's the majority of people.

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I just.

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You could take out how to tell you're abducted from

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a you've been abducted by aliens and put in how

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to tell if you've been on a bender.

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Well, that's the case that I've been abducted many times.

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Again later, that's probably gonna happen again.

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I like how two of the tips were punctuality and

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you're still in the same spot.

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Yeah, yeah, that's very true.

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Being on time and being in the same place, that's

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a great tip.

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So you're telling me the homeless people have also been

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abducted by.

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You return to where you started. Now, you just passed

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that at the bar and you woke up.

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But when you tell everyone around you at the bar

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that you were just abducted by aliens, they're all going

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to smile and nod and say, yes, you were, we

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all saw it. You were abducted by the Jaeger aliens.

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Those whiskey marshes.

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Yeah, the other thing.

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You can also title that how to tell if You've

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been at a Diddy party, very similar criteria.

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is the treehouse. You are welcome. I'm Dan, along with

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Trey and Raj. And while we're having a good day

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here inside the treehouse, it's another bad day for Alex

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Jones from info Wars because a Connecticut appeals court last

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Friday largely upheld a nearly one point three billion dollar

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defamation verdict against him, the conspiracy theorist Alex Jones, in

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a case accusing the info Wars founder of spreading lies

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about the twenty twelve Sandy Hook mass shooting. The three

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judge panel of the Connecticut Appellate Court found that a

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jury's October twenty twenty two decision to award nine hundred

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and sixty five million damages plus attorney's fees and cost

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of families of the shooting victims was not unreasonable given

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the mental anguish they suffered due to the lies by

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Jones about Sandy Hook. So there you have it, another

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bad day for Alex Jones, who must still pay one

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point three billion dollars in the Sandy Hook defamation case.

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That's according to the appeals court.

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And what is just just one of the greatest twists

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is the fact the onion button.

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Is his company.

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That's right, his company filed for bankruptcy the sea where

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did it go? His company, Free Speech Systems. Jones's company,

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Free Speech Systems, filed for Chapter eleven bankruptcy protection in

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twenty twenty two after the verdict in Connecticut, and another

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right here in Texas, where a jury in a similar

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case awarded other Sandy Hook parents forty nine million dollars.

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So to say that it's a bad day for Alex

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Jones is a bit of an understatement, And we figured

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the best way to find out how he feels about

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this would probably be just that ask him directly wouldn't

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you agree?

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Yeah?

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Yeah, all right, let's do that.

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Let's bring in Alex Jones.

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Wow, Hello, Hi, Alan, how you doing, buddy?

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Welcome to the treehouse. Terrible.

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00:29:12.359 --> 00:29:16.000
Can you believe everything that's going on? Can you believe

474
00:29:16.039 --> 00:29:18.440
they're gonna make me pay one point three billion dollars

475
00:29:18.480 --> 00:29:19.319
to those families?

476
00:29:20.000 --> 00:29:22.839
Yeah? Yeah, sure can sure no one asked you.

477
00:29:25.880 --> 00:29:29.559
I mean, come on, one point three billion for a few

478
00:29:29.599 --> 00:29:30.279
wet lies.

479
00:29:30.359 --> 00:29:31.279
That's absurd.

480
00:29:31.519 --> 00:29:33.440
Since when you have to be held accountable for the

481
00:29:33.480 --> 00:29:35.440
things you say in this country?

482
00:29:36.119 --> 00:29:37.839
Uh? Since seventeen ninety one?

483
00:29:38.279 --> 00:29:45.960
Shut up, Trey know at all? All right, Look, I'm

484
00:29:46.000 --> 00:29:50.319
gonna be honest with you. Okay, I'm Alex Jones, and

485
00:29:50.400 --> 00:29:53.240
I can't afford that. So I'm gonna have to find

486
00:29:53.279 --> 00:29:56.319
some creative ways to make some money. And I got

487
00:29:56.319 --> 00:29:59.079
who I'd like to run past you, fellas right here

488
00:29:59.079 --> 00:29:59.720
in the treehouse.

489
00:30:00.519 --> 00:30:03.799
All right, shoot shoot, shoot your ideas over. Let's see

490
00:30:04.400 --> 00:30:05.359
so uh.

491
00:30:05.119 --> 00:30:07.640
I heard OnlyFans is a good place to make some money.

492
00:30:08.759 --> 00:30:10.799
The way I see it is, if that Sophie rain

493
00:30:10.880 --> 00:30:13.480
girl can make forty three million a year, I can too.

494
00:30:14.039 --> 00:30:16.039
How much did you pay to watch me get pegged

495
00:30:16.160 --> 00:30:17.440
by short services.

496
00:30:17.559 --> 00:30:18.279
The robots.

497
00:30:21.680 --> 00:30:22.559
That's priceless.

498
00:30:24.799 --> 00:30:27.160
You remember them monkeys that escaped the testing lab in

499
00:30:27.160 --> 00:30:27.960
South Carolina.

500
00:30:28.319 --> 00:30:29.880
I think I got to charge people.

501
00:30:29.559 --> 00:30:30.920
To watch me live among them.

502
00:30:31.079 --> 00:30:33.480
And maybe I could tell them monkeys some stories I

503
00:30:33.559 --> 00:30:35.599
made up and see how many of them are stupid

504
00:30:35.720 --> 00:30:36.519
enough to believe me.

505
00:30:38.640 --> 00:30:46.319
Yeah, the monkeys, mm hmm, okay, you're cruelty okay.

506
00:30:47.400 --> 00:30:50.119
Or maybe I could start a church, become a TV preacher.

507
00:30:50.440 --> 00:30:53.799
They may kill her money, Yeah, make killer money, don't

508
00:30:53.799 --> 00:30:56.160
pay a lock of taxes, don't have to do anything

509
00:30:56.200 --> 00:30:58.680
they say, and when they get caught line or cheating

510
00:30:58.759 --> 00:31:01.400
or whatever, they just pretend to repent and people give

511
00:31:01.440 --> 00:31:02.240
them even more money.

512
00:31:02.240 --> 00:31:04.839
It's genius.

513
00:31:04.519 --> 00:31:06.079
That would be the best way to go.

514
00:31:06.960 --> 00:31:08.960
What do y'all think about door to door hand jobs?

515
00:31:11.759 --> 00:31:12.839
Depends on the neighborhood.

516
00:31:14.920 --> 00:31:15.960
I don't even have to come in.

517
00:31:16.039 --> 00:31:20.920
I could just do it through the mail slot, so

518
00:31:20.960 --> 00:31:22.079
a postal glory hall?

519
00:31:25.119 --> 00:31:28.400
Or how about this, As I'm thinking at the top

520
00:31:28.440 --> 00:31:31.680
of my head, the libtards. They can pay me to

521
00:31:31.720 --> 00:31:34.559
become one of them. Yeah, that's it. I can spout

522
00:31:34.559 --> 00:31:37.640
all sorts of Democrat nonsense. I don't believe anything I

523
00:31:37.759 --> 00:31:39.359
say anyway, So that'll be easy.

524
00:31:41.319 --> 00:31:43.799
That would work too. That'd be a great way to

525
00:31:43.880 --> 00:31:44.680
raise some funds.

526
00:31:45.759 --> 00:31:47.319
How much do you think I can get for stealing

527
00:31:47.359 --> 00:31:52.599
candy from babies? I hear that's easy and lucrative, or

528
00:31:52.599 --> 00:31:55.079
maybe some bumper stickers they can.

529
00:31:55.000 --> 00:31:56.079
Say, have you ever.

530
00:31:55.920 --> 00:31:57.680
Been tongue kissed by Alex Jones?

531
00:32:03.039 --> 00:32:04.160
I think you'll sell too.

532
00:32:07.000 --> 00:32:09.599
So I got desperate and asked President Trump for a loan.

533
00:32:10.000 --> 00:32:12.559
He said, sure, it didn't make the Secret Service give

534
00:32:12.599 --> 00:32:16.359
me a swirling and his golden toilet. That's collateral. He

535
00:32:16.400 --> 00:32:18.359
hadn't sent the money yet, but I think it's good

536
00:32:18.440 --> 00:32:19.200
for it, right.

537
00:32:20.799 --> 00:32:23.720
Right, absolutely.

538
00:32:25.039 --> 00:32:26.160
A good I was worried.

539
00:32:28.960 --> 00:32:32.000
Oh hey, one last idea, because I'm scaring my dog.

540
00:32:35.240 --> 00:32:37.720
This goes against everything I stand for, but I'm willing

541
00:32:37.759 --> 00:32:42.319
to try anything. I could become a border coyote, you know,

542
00:32:42.400 --> 00:32:44.319
one of them illegal immigrant traffickers.

543
00:32:44.720 --> 00:32:46.960
I mean, he makes money off the hopes and dreams of.

544
00:32:46.920 --> 00:32:49.279
Poor people, So it's not like a huge stretch for

545
00:32:49.359 --> 00:32:51.119
me philosophically.

546
00:32:53.160 --> 00:32:55.160
Alex, have you ever thought about just telling the truth?

547
00:32:56.319 --> 00:32:57.319
There's no money in that?

548
00:33:00.279 --> 00:33:02.960
Fair enough, solid point.

549
00:33:05.599 --> 00:33:07.759
Thank you for the visit. Alex Jones from in full words.

550
00:33:12.400 --> 00:33:13.920
You're in the tree house.

551
00:33:17.079 --> 00:33:20.119
Listen us online a Treehouse on air dot com.

552
00:33:20.400 --> 00:33:22.680
Anybody, anybody's got me t.

553
00:33:26.240 --> 00:33:28.480
I didn't realize how much Alex Jones and Luke Bryant

554
00:33:28.480 --> 00:33:29.039
sound like.

555
00:33:47.880 --> 00:33:51.759
Listen us online Treehouse on air dot com.

556
00:33:52.039 --> 00:33:54.680
You can talk back to us right here inside the treehouse.

557
00:33:54.759 --> 00:33:57.039
Just go to Treehouse on air dot com. Click on

558
00:33:57.039 --> 00:33:59.279
that microphone in the lower right hand corner, and you

559
00:33:59.400 --> 00:34:02.720
can record and send us a message right there. That's temple.

560
00:34:02.759 --> 00:34:05.200
Pretty cool, lower right hand corner. Click on the microphone

561
00:34:05.240 --> 00:34:08.440
at Treehouse on air dot com. That's Treehouse on air

562
00:34:08.559 --> 00:34:12.360
dot com. This is the treehouse. I'm Dan along with

563
00:34:12.440 --> 00:34:15.440
Trey and RAJ Trey, what was it you were saying

564
00:34:15.559 --> 00:34:16.840
going into that last break.

565
00:34:17.599 --> 00:34:21.239
It's amazing how much Alex Jones and Luke Bryant sound alike.

566
00:34:21.639 --> 00:34:22.159
Sure is.

567
00:34:24.760 --> 00:34:32.360
Very amazing, uncanny, amazing. The main thing is that it's

568
00:34:32.400 --> 00:34:38.920
not that it's perfect. It's just believable enough, just enough. Also,

569
00:34:38.960 --> 00:34:41.199
I can only do do that. I can only do

570
00:34:41.239 --> 00:34:43.480
his voice for a few minutes. Man, that's tough. That's

571
00:34:43.559 --> 00:34:46.239
tough on your vocal cords. Luke bryand a lot easier

572
00:34:50.679 --> 00:34:54.639
all right today, is Wednesday, December eleventh, twenty twenty four.

573
00:34:56.079 --> 00:35:05.239
Let's celebrate with some birthdays. What do you said?

574
00:35:05.320 --> 00:35:05.760
All right?

575
00:35:06.039 --> 00:35:11.639
From the Marvel Cinematic Universe, among a bunch of other things.

576
00:35:12.360 --> 00:35:17.559
Hailey Steinfeld is twenty eight today. She's Kate Bishop on Hawkeye.

577
00:35:18.280 --> 00:35:21.480
She's also going to be taking a larger role or

578
00:35:21.519 --> 00:35:25.920
a yeah, character is still in the MCU. It's gonna

579
00:35:26.119 --> 00:35:29.719
play a larger role in upcoming roles. Seeing how many

580
00:35:29.719 --> 00:35:32.159
times I can say the word role apparently in thirty seconds.

581
00:35:33.639 --> 00:35:36.920
But very talented actress. Actually I like her character a

582
00:35:36.960 --> 00:35:39.360
lot in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. She's also Emily in

583
00:35:39.400 --> 00:35:43.159
the Pitch Perfect movies. She was Gwynn Stacy Spider Gwyn

584
00:35:43.320 --> 00:35:46.639
in Spider Man Into the Spider Verse, and Charlie in

585
00:35:46.679 --> 00:35:49.679
the Transformers movie Bumblebee, which is one of the few

586
00:35:49.679 --> 00:35:53.719
movies I have not wasted time on. Ryder Strong, who

587
00:35:53.719 --> 00:35:56.599
played Sean on Boy meads World and Girl meads World

588
00:35:56.840 --> 00:35:59.679
is forty four. Based on the name, you'd think you

589
00:35:59.719 --> 00:36:02.960
know male porn actor, but no, just regular actor.

590
00:36:05.639 --> 00:36:07.679
Wait, I'm sorry, we got to back up a second.

591
00:36:09.119 --> 00:36:11.559
Of all the movies you said you didn't waste your

592
00:36:11.559 --> 00:36:17.800
time on Bumblebee and what part of the Transformer series. Yeah,

593
00:36:18.440 --> 00:36:21.280
it just it was over fifty percent on Rotten Tomatoes,

594
00:36:21.280 --> 00:36:22.320
and that just rules it out.

595
00:36:25.760 --> 00:36:30.960
Here's the thing, snob, I don't just see bad movies.

596
00:36:31.000 --> 00:36:33.719
I don't just like bad movies. I see a lot

597
00:36:33.760 --> 00:36:38.719
of movies. I'm just sometimes i'll watch a bad movie

598
00:36:38.840 --> 00:36:41.159
because when you see a lot, it's like it's like broadcasting.

599
00:36:41.360 --> 00:36:43.159
Sometimes you turn on to radio.

600
00:36:43.239 --> 00:36:47.280
Sometimes you're you're gonna hear some not from us, but

601
00:36:47.400 --> 00:36:49.400
sometimes you're telling to radio. There's lots of stations you're

602
00:36:49.440 --> 00:36:52.719
gonna hear some same thing with movies. I watched a

603
00:36:52.760 --> 00:36:56.559
lot of movies. Sometimes I'm gonna watch some. You're the

604
00:36:56.599 --> 00:37:13.199
Midday Show of Movies. Wow, look, I have no retort.

605
00:37:15.880 --> 00:37:19.920
Other birthdays today from the w W E Ray, Mysterio

606
00:37:20.039 --> 00:37:24.000
Junior is forty nine. I'm sorry, he's fifty today. Fifty today.

607
00:37:27.039 --> 00:37:34.199
I'm confused by this birthday. Courtney Hengler is forty six today.

608
00:37:34.760 --> 00:37:40.400
Plays Amanda LaRusso on Cobra Kai. Oh, now I get it. Okay,

609
00:37:41.440 --> 00:37:46.400
that's Daniel Larusso's wife on Cobra Kai. She is forty

610
00:37:46.440 --> 00:37:50.039
six today. She also plays Missy Cooper who is Sheldon's

611
00:37:50.039 --> 00:37:52.239
sister on The Big Bang Theory, which Trey and I

612
00:37:52.400 --> 00:37:53.559
like in Roch Hates.

613
00:37:54.280 --> 00:37:57.199
Yes, And I also think seventy five years old now

614
00:37:57.719 --> 00:37:58.079
could be?

615
00:37:58.320 --> 00:38:01.320
Could be? And it's weird because at first this this

616
00:38:01.360 --> 00:38:04.599
freaked me out because when this said the Courtney Hengler

617
00:38:05.320 --> 00:38:08.400
is forty six, and it says Amanda LaRusso on the

618
00:38:08.440 --> 00:38:11.320
Cobra Kai Show, I thought, Okay, I know the girl

619
00:38:11.360 --> 00:38:16.440
that plays the little LaRusso girl is older than her character,

620
00:38:16.480 --> 00:38:19.000
but I don't think she's my age.

621
00:38:21.000 --> 00:38:22.119
She's like twenty.

622
00:38:21.960 --> 00:38:22.639
Plays the mom.

623
00:38:22.719 --> 00:38:25.239
Yeah yeah, she's like twenty eight to the girl that

624
00:38:25.280 --> 00:38:26.119
plays the kid.

625
00:38:26.239 --> 00:38:29.199
Yeah yeah yeah. The girl that plays the daughters in

626
00:38:29.199 --> 00:38:32.519
her twenties. Yeah, we do know that other birthdays today

627
00:38:32.559 --> 00:38:38.599
most Death is fifty one, Monique is fifty seven. Nikki

628
00:38:38.679 --> 00:38:42.719
six from Raj's favorite band of all time, Motley Cruez

629
00:38:42.760 --> 00:38:45.880
sixty six today. Does that still hold true? Raj, Motley

630
00:38:45.880 --> 00:38:47.480
Crue the best of all time in your eyes.

631
00:38:47.519 --> 00:38:49.119
One hundred percent, always will be.

632
00:38:49.559 --> 00:38:49.639
No.

633
00:38:49.719 --> 00:38:52.599
You just have to understand that Vince can't sing, and

634
00:38:52.800 --> 00:38:55.880
you'll love the band. If you see him live, just go.

635
00:38:55.920 --> 00:38:57.519
If you go to a live show, just go, he's

636
00:38:57.559 --> 00:38:59.800
not going to be able to sing a word. It's fantastic.

637
00:39:01.360 --> 00:39:06.920
He can kick sound guys. However, I'm pretty sure that's

638
00:39:07.400 --> 00:39:10.519
the show. It's one of the lawsuits he was the

639
00:39:10.519 --> 00:39:16.440
subject of after doing that at Gillies and Dallas. Other birthdays. Today,

640
00:39:16.519 --> 00:39:18.519
Jermaine Jackson is seventy.

641
00:39:20.920 --> 00:39:21.159
I know.

642
00:39:21.239 --> 00:39:23.400
It's the holiday season, which a lot of people now

643
00:39:23.440 --> 00:39:26.639
make fun of as being Mariah season, as in Mariah

644
00:39:26.679 --> 00:39:29.880
Carey because she's got the mega Christmas song that's all

645
00:39:30.079 --> 00:39:31.599
you know, all I want for Christmas is you, And

646
00:39:31.639 --> 00:39:34.119
that's true. It kind of is Mariah Carey season, and

647
00:39:34.159 --> 00:39:38.039
she's completely leaned into it. And I remember the story

648
00:39:40.159 --> 00:39:42.400
real quick. The reason, the reason I'm saying this is

649
00:39:42.400 --> 00:39:46.400
that it's another singer's favorite time of year. That's Brenda Lee.

650
00:39:46.559 --> 00:39:50.880
She is eighty this year. She's probably, you know, the

651
00:39:50.920 --> 00:39:54.000
Mariah Carey of Christmas before Mariah Carey was because her

652
00:39:54.039 --> 00:39:57.639
smash hit is still a smash hit rocking around the

653
00:39:57.679 --> 00:39:58.320
Christmas tree.

654
00:39:58.960 --> 00:40:01.000
Oh wow, okay, so she is, she.

655
00:40:01.000 --> 00:40:04.079
Is eighty today, But what Mariah Carey. I remember this

656
00:40:04.119 --> 00:40:06.360
story from a couple of years ago. It's so much

657
00:40:06.519 --> 00:40:09.480
is Mariah season because just off her Christmas hit, the

658
00:40:09.519 --> 00:40:12.199
one hit All I Want for Christmas is You. She

659
00:40:12.280 --> 00:40:16.599
makes north of six hundred thousand dollars in the span

660
00:40:16.639 --> 00:40:17.519
of a couple of months.

661
00:40:17.800 --> 00:40:20.880
Three million. They just updated it. She makes three million

662
00:40:20.920 --> 00:40:22.760
a year off All I Want for Christmas.

663
00:40:24.000 --> 00:40:28.079
Yeah, neither one of you can figure out how to sing.

664
00:40:31.360 --> 00:40:31.840
Not like that.

665
00:40:33.639 --> 00:40:35.760
If I'm gonna make three million dollars, I'm gonna have

666
00:40:35.760 --> 00:40:37.679
to not only sing, but I'll also have to sell

667
00:40:37.719 --> 00:40:48.159
some photos of my feet. It's gonna be weird. Maybe

668
00:40:48.159 --> 00:40:58.840
I can collab with Alex Jones.

669
00:41:02.159 --> 00:41:03.960
You're listening to the Treehouse.

670
00:41:04.559 --> 00:41:18.079
Visit us online at Treehouseonair dot com.

671
00:41:18.199 --> 00:41:26.000
You're in the Treehouse. Visit us online at Treehouseonair dot com.

672
00:41:26.079 --> 00:41:28.760
Yeah, check us out Treehouse on Air dot com. You

673
00:41:28.760 --> 00:41:32.760
can also donate to the RMS Treehouse Listeners Foundation right there.

674
00:41:33.159 --> 00:41:35.519
All the ways to donate Treehouse on Air dot com.

675
00:41:35.559 --> 00:41:38.199
Click on Listeners Foundation or at the top where it

676
00:41:38.199 --> 00:41:41.079
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677
00:41:41.119 --> 00:41:44.599
ways to donate to the foundation right there at Treehouseonair

678
00:41:44.880 --> 00:41:49.519
dot com. You are back in the Treehouse. I'm Dan

679
00:41:49.599 --> 00:41:52.719
along with Trey and raj One last little thing to

680
00:41:52.760 --> 00:41:55.519
get to here inside the treehouse today before we close

681
00:41:55.599 --> 00:41:59.920
up for to day, and that is I went shopping

682
00:42:00.159 --> 00:42:01.760
the other day because it was time for a new

683
00:42:01.800 --> 00:42:05.360
toilet paper, and I was slightly aghast at the price

684
00:42:05.400 --> 00:42:07.199
of toilet paper. I know I'm not the only one.

685
00:42:07.239 --> 00:42:07.440
I know.

686
00:42:07.519 --> 00:42:09.199
This happens to a lot of people. When you go

687
00:42:09.239 --> 00:42:12.000
and buy something that you need, you don't like the cost,

688
00:42:12.079 --> 00:42:14.440
you don't like the price of it. The good news is,

689
00:42:15.000 --> 00:42:17.639
if you, like me, think the price of toilet paper

690
00:42:17.760 --> 00:42:20.679
is too damn high, there's something you can do about it.

691
00:42:21.559 --> 00:42:27.920
You can grow your own. It's true, okay, because one

692
00:42:28.000 --> 00:42:31.599
million trees worldwide are cut down each year to make

693
00:42:31.639 --> 00:42:34.400
toilet paper, So it has some people thinking is it

694
00:42:34.440 --> 00:42:38.760
more sustainable to grow your own toilet paper. There is

695
00:42:38.800 --> 00:42:41.480
a town in eastern Kenya. Hey, how about that. That's

696
00:42:41.480 --> 00:42:44.079
two Kenya references in one show. That's a new record

697
00:42:44.119 --> 00:42:48.679
for us. There is a town in eastern Kenya called Meru.

698
00:42:49.119 --> 00:42:53.960
It's a lush leafy There is a lush leafy plant

699
00:42:54.079 --> 00:42:57.960
that sways over the landscape. A man, a Maru resident

700
00:42:58.079 --> 00:43:02.320
named Benjamin Mtumbe, is growing a plant. I don't know

701
00:43:02.320 --> 00:43:05.239
how to say in Latin. Not for food, but to

702
00:43:05.320 --> 00:43:07.760
use for toilet paper. I'm going to try it. It

703
00:43:07.800 --> 00:43:14.599
is Plectranthus barbatis. It's a leafy plant that can grow

704
00:43:14.719 --> 00:43:17.159
up to two meters tall that's six point six feet

705
00:43:17.159 --> 00:43:20.000
in English or American terms. The leaves are roughly the

706
00:43:20.039 --> 00:43:24.920
size of an industrial toilet paper square and emit a menty,

707
00:43:25.360 --> 00:43:28.679
lemony fragrance covered in tiny hairs. The leaves have a

708
00:43:28.679 --> 00:43:33.239
soft texture. The plant thrives in warm tropical temperatures and

709
00:43:33.320 --> 00:43:36.760
partial sunlight, and it's widely grown across Africa, where it's

710
00:43:36.760 --> 00:43:42.639
sometimes used to demarcate property boundaries. He actually says, this

711
00:43:42.719 --> 00:43:45.159
man who lives there and grows this plant a lot.

712
00:43:45.199 --> 00:43:47.800
He says, this has been an African tissue for a

713
00:43:47.800 --> 00:43:50.800
long time, and everyone in my household uses the plant.

714
00:43:51.199 --> 00:43:54.159
I only buy modern toilet rolls when the leaves have

715
00:43:54.280 --> 00:43:57.800
all been plucked. This plant has provided him with a

716
00:43:57.840 --> 00:44:01.320
cost effective alternative to purchasing toilet pa in Kenya, and

717
00:44:01.360 --> 00:44:03.239
like a lot of commodities, the price of toilet paper

718
00:44:03.239 --> 00:44:07.519
has risen across Africa and in other places. So there

719
00:44:07.559 --> 00:44:09.639
you have it. There is something you can do. You

720
00:44:09.679 --> 00:44:13.320
can grow your own toilet paper. If you can get

721
00:44:13.360 --> 00:44:17.880
your hands on the plectrentus barbaratus plant, roughly the same

722
00:44:17.960 --> 00:44:21.760
size as modern toilet paper, with the tiny hairs and

723
00:44:21.960 --> 00:44:25.400
a minty lemony fragrance and a soft texture.

724
00:44:28.719 --> 00:44:32.280
Aren't we about due? Time wise? For the three sea seashells.

725
00:44:31.719 --> 00:44:37.400
Method from Sylvester Stallone's Demolition Man.

726
00:44:37.559 --> 00:44:39.039
Uh huh?

727
00:44:39.519 --> 00:44:44.280
I think yeah. I think it's well pastime because I

728
00:44:44.280 --> 00:44:47.000
mean that seems pretty sustainable to me, because I think

729
00:44:47.000 --> 00:44:48.880
you used the three seashells and you just put them

730
00:44:48.920 --> 00:44:51.760
back in there, right, I think so?

731
00:44:51.880 --> 00:44:55.280
Yeah. I don't think they ever explained how that's used.

732
00:44:55.719 --> 00:44:58.239
No, that's that's that's the whole gag of the three

733
00:44:58.280 --> 00:45:01.079
seashells in the movie is you never find out as

734
00:45:01.079 --> 00:45:05.840
the audience member. And I like to point out, Demolition

735
00:45:05.920 --> 00:45:08.719
Man is considered to be probably considered to be a

736
00:45:09.000 --> 00:45:13.639
bad movie. Yet Trey, you've seen it, Raj, you've seen

737
00:45:13.639 --> 00:45:17.000
it too, right, m Okay.

738
00:45:17.320 --> 00:45:21.519
Cult classic is different. You know A Roadhouse was considered

739
00:45:21.519 --> 00:45:22.880
a bad movie. We've all seen it.

740
00:45:24.559 --> 00:45:24.760
Yeah.

741
00:45:24.880 --> 00:45:26.880
I just don't like you guys being all snotty and

742
00:45:26.920 --> 00:45:29.559
snobby about looking You're looking down your noses at me

743
00:45:30.039 --> 00:45:31.960
just because I've seen more movies than you.

744
00:45:32.199 --> 00:45:34.599
You're the one who got Snotty Bumblebee one of the

745
00:45:34.639 --> 00:45:35.880
bad movies. I haven't seen.

746
00:45:36.320 --> 00:45:39.719
The Transformer movies highly a lot better than some of

747
00:45:39.760 --> 00:45:42.800
the crap you know. American Ninja five.

748
00:45:43.960 --> 00:45:49.880
Yeah, oh, you shut your mouth. I'll put the American

749
00:45:49.960 --> 00:45:56.119
Ninja franchise up against the Transformers franchise any god day.

750
00:45:58.960 --> 00:46:02.400
That's a terrible idea.

751
00:46:02.880 --> 00:46:03.039
Yeah.

752
00:46:03.079 --> 00:46:04.320
I don't even believe that either.

753
00:46:04.360 --> 00:46:05.760
I just.

754
00:46:08.639 --> 00:46:11.880
Like, somewhere someplace, Michael Dudakov is going, like, no, Michael

755
00:46:11.880 --> 00:46:12.400
bays better.

756
00:46:15.320 --> 00:46:17.320
You're the only person that knows his name.

757
00:46:19.719 --> 00:46:23.960
I know, because like most people have like a wall

758
00:46:23.960 --> 00:46:26.440
where they've got, you know, pictures of people that they've met,

759
00:46:26.480 --> 00:46:29.559
famous people. Uh, Michael Dudakov has a photo of me.

760
00:46:35.840 --> 00:46:38.119
That's how grateful he is that I keep the American

761
00:46:38.239 --> 00:46:45.079
Ninja franchise in the zeitgeist. So anyway, if you think

762
00:46:45.079 --> 00:46:46.920
the toilet paper prices are too damn high, you can

763
00:46:46.960 --> 00:46:51.440
just grow your own and shut up about it for

764
00:46:51.559 --> 00:46:56.239
all things. Treehouse got a treehouse on air dot com.

765
00:46:56.280 --> 00:46:58.480
Maybe we should start selling our head shots so we

766
00:46:58.480 --> 00:47:00.719
can have some of the people in these movies buy.

767
00:47:00.559 --> 00:47:01.400
Them from us.

768
00:47:04.719 --> 00:47:04.880
Uh.

769
00:47:05.480 --> 00:47:07.400
Treehouse on air dot com. You can also find and

770
00:47:07.400 --> 00:47:10.639
follow us on social media. I highly recommend that at

771
00:47:10.679 --> 00:47:12.800
Treehouse on air. For me it's at the Daniel Maley.

772
00:47:12.840 --> 00:47:16.639
For Trey at Trey Turnholme one, and Forrage it's at Comedian.

773
00:47:17.599 --> 00:47:22.639
We'll see you tomorrow, right here inside the tree