May 13, 2024

And The Whistle Goes Wooo | The Treehouse Episode 95

And The Whistle Goes Wooo | The Treehouse Episode 95

Today we learn how Tara is so happy about being right, and somehow it doesn't involve Dan being wrong. You'll also meet the newest show on the Treehouse Podcast Network, Offbeat-The Light Side of Law Enforcement!! And we go way back and revisit why...

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Today we learn how Tara is so happy about being right, and somehow it doesn't involve Dan being wrong. You'll also meet the newest show on the Treehouse Podcast Network, Offbeat-The Light Side of Law Enforcement!! And we go way back and revisit why the whistle goes wooo.

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It is time to leave your worries
outside and laugh with us inside the treehouse.

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I'm Dan O'Malley along with Trade Trendholm
and Raj Sharma on a very special

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day, not just in the treehouse, but in the O'Malley house. Because

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not only have we had electricity now
for twelve hours plus straight, the only

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thing that could put us on a
higher cloud is the joy that my wife

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is currently experiencing. I don't know
how it is in your relationship, Raj

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or Tray, in your previous relationships, but there seems to be no greater

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feeling in a home than when the
misses is proved right. Oh yeah,

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not that the proof was necessary,
but the proof is good and it is

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just, and it is empowering because
with every time one is declared correct or

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right, it emboldens you. Right. So, now imagine you are right

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hundreds of times over. You're gonna
have quite a bit of confidence in your

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intuition, your suspicions, all these
things. Right. Now, imagine you

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are right one hundred plus time's over
on just one instance, and you will

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maybe start to understand a sliver of
a fraction of a morsel of a nugget

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of the joy my wife is currently
experiencing for being right. What were you

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wrong about? Wait you wait,
I don't like your assumption, sir.

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I'll stand by it, though.
This is one time you should olay that

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that assumption because this, in this
instance, I am not wrong. Yeah,

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I mean you said it with confidence, So I am not wrong in

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this instance. I am on her
side the whole way through. Okay,

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gotcha. So you're you're you're writing
her right, yes, like a magic

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carpet ride. Oh so that's an
Indian Wow. Okay, I gotta take

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him where I can. It's yeah. Anyways, so you guys remember all

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the troubles we've had with bats,
Right, that's among us bats in our

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bedroom. And by bats, I
mean two that we saw fly around the

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bedroom on two separate instances. Right, two separate incidents of bats flying around

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the bedroom. Now, wait,
so you had the old place where you

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had bats, and then you had
the hitchhiker stowaway bat that came to your

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new place. Yes, okay,
yes, as further proof of the infestation

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of bats in our previous home.
Right, So that makes three instances of

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bat interactions, right, which led
my wife to contact the bat ex spurt

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at the University of the Virgin Islands. They have a department I guess for

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flying rodents, and they they have
a professor I swear. This is like

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this is like a like a like
a horror movie first act where something happens,

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you get your inciting incident, and
to help explain it, you got

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to go to the local university to
find the expert that just happens to be

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the expert of that thing in that
small town. And that's and that's what

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my wife did. She contacted the
bat expert at the University of the Virgin

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Islands and this morning my wife and
batwoman drove to the house we used to

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live in to investigate the bat infestation. So she's always scared of them at

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night, my wife, Yes,
No, I think she'd be you know,

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afraid of them during the day when
they're flying around her head at a

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million miles per hour. Isn't that
what they would be doing if you drove

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to them. Well, you have
to drive if you're going to investigate the

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bats. You can't do it from
you know, four miles away. You

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have to actually go where the bats
are. Rah. Yeah, yeah,

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So Tara and the bat expert that
I've dubbed Batwoman drive to the house that

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we used to live, where the
bats still reside, and they proceed with

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an investigation into the bats. And
I know my wife was right because I

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heard the bats, not as loudly
as she did over the months that we

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lived there, but I also heard
them. They were loud, and you

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could tell that there was more than
one. And then you had the three

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different instances of bats flying around our
bedroom. And so we needed the expert.

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Need the expert to come out because
sometimes these creatures might be protected and

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you don't want to do anything that
might get you in trouble. So Tara

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and the bat expert go to where
we used to live for the bat investigation

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with the landlord. Okay, and
not only does the bat experts say,

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yeah, you got bats, but
she says, you don't just have a

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few bats. You don't have a
handful of bats. You don't have several

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bats, which is you know,
when the treehouse is at seven, you

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have hundreds of bats. It turns
out for six months my wife and I

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were living in a bat cave.
You are badman. I'm not, at

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least not knowingly. I mean,
one could say, you were living in

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a bat cave for years. Yeah, but that was a figurative bat cave.

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Now my life has transitioned from figurative
into literal living in a bat cave

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wow, here on the island.
So it was very interesting to uh to

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hear the report back as as Tara
and the university bat expert say that,

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yeah, you weren't just living with
like one family. I made this specific

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note the I was told that they
suspect the species of bat that's been tormenting

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us is the really terrifyingly named velvety
free tailed bat. Sounds vicious, thank

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you. Trey was adorably lovable.
Taken Yeah, maybe silky smooth. They

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went with velvety Yeah, velvety free
tailed bat. Yeah, it doesn't sound

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like a menacing bat. It sounds
like if Berry White was a bat y

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so velvety vicious, something that might
make this seem more. That's a great

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pimp name, by the way,
velvety vishal what's that, baby, I'm

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velvety visious. That's what I'm going
on. As for Halloween this year,

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oh so, uh, the terrifyingly
named velvety free tailed bat is believed to

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be the species that was tormenting us
during our sleep. And again, this

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wasn't just a couple of the bats
that we saw, and not just one

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family, but the bat expert believes
that this is a colony of hundreds of

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bats, likely all to be females
with their babies. In other words,

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not only were we living in a
bat cave, but it was a batman

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tternity ward as she called it.
Wow, so what is she going to

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do with it? Like, how
do you? Is she going to remove

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them? And then the next see
the next step for the bat expert is

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she's now going to pull a Jane
Goodall and she's going to go live with

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them for a bit. Oh,
so she just needs some place to stay.

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Yeah, it turns out bad experts
don't make a ton of money.

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She just needs a place to crash. Yeah. Were they all residing in

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the attic? Yes, so our
suspicion. In addition to there being a

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lot of bats therefore terra being right, there was also our suspicion that they

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were residing in between the corrugated roof
and the actual wood ceiling, you know

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rafters, right, So they gap
between those two, the gap between the

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ceiling and the roof and that is
in fact where they were, because they

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even got a pinhole type camera.
The landlord did this and snaked it up

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in between in that gap and found
what did she say, generations of batpoop

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of guana, generations of guano wow
in the ceiling. Yeah, generations.

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That's insane. Okay, So she's
gonna stay with them for a second.

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Yeah. So the next thing she's
going to do is she's going to go

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back and she is going to observe
them in their natural habitat of the house

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we used to live in. And
uh, and so she's gonna, you

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know, observe them coming and going. Everything that Tara told her checked all

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the boxes for you. Yeah,
these are bats because they would come and

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go at a certain time, they'd
make noises. And the expert was saying,

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yeah, this is you know this, everything you're saying makes sense to

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when the mama bats would come and
go and then come home and feed the

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baby. Yeah, and they would
ship everywhere. Yeah. Luckily none of

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it seeped through the ceiling, so
we didn't see it, although it was

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really interesting. Tara was saying,
as the bat expert uh climbed up the

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house steps she's not also a spider
woman. Tara said she could smell the

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bat expert could smell of the bats. Yes, what's gonna do? What

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is she accomplished by living with them? Nothing? Rent free? It's hard

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to find long term rentals here.
Frankly, they're quite expensive. So I'm

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surprised this lady is not Indian David
them indefinitely and generations of shit that we

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have generations of. So uh so, again, Tara wasn't just right about

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a handful of bats. She was
in fact right, yeah, hundreds of

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times over on one thing. And
now she's basically going to be the next

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villain in the Avengers franchise. That's
how powerful she's now become on being right

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so many times in in her life, but especially with this one exponential moment.

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She's Kane's rash right. This is
gonna be the next Netflix special Curry

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and Guano, and you'll be right
there to watch it with Daisy Dray.

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She's gonna lean over one night,
And like, I was born in darkness,

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and I hope, I hope that
that expert actually does go around telling

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people that she was born in darkness. And this is the University of the

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Virgin Islands. Is that what you
said? Yeah, real school, it's

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not. But okay, it's a
real it's a real building. How about

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that boy and hey, it's at
least as real as Walden University. It's

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right next to Debrye. That's good. I don't think I ever had a

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bat program. Neither does the University
of the Virgin Islands. That just sounds

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like it comes with the Margarita machine. It's on the it's on the opposite

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end of the island from Margaritaville.
So no, it's actually yeah, okay,

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so it's a it's a private island. It's nice. It's an all

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inclusive it's an all inclusive university.
Seven nights in a degree. Don't forget

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about the shows every night. It's
a place where mixology is actually a degree

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in shots at the swim up bar
mixology from the University of the Vision Islands.

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Seriously, where was that school when
it came time to look up universities

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when we were all into high school. It's like that would have been the

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same place it is now. Not
real. It's at the table next to

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big day, not just inside the
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Network, because that's how I started
the business. That's what it is.

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I started it as Treehouse Podcast Network, not just singular, but a whole

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network because I've got a vision.
I want us to be big at more

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than one show, and in order
to be a network, you have to

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have more than one show. We
now have more than one show. Trey

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Raj, I know you have met
Farmers Branch police officer Steve Rutherford a few

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times over the years, and we
hung out with him and his wife and

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other police friends at the most recent
Treehouse road show at Shaker Times in Addison

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for Christmas and not long after that, Steve and I started discussing the possibility

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of doing a show, and I
think in order to truly release this show

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into the wild, let's bring Steve
now. Steve Rutherford from Offbeat The Light

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Side of Law Enforcement, a part
of the Treehouse podcast Network. Yes,

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hey, how you guys doing.
See that's that's how you get a nice

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treehouse lackluster welcome. I just like
the fact he has nicer you know,

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facilities in all of us. Yeah, Steve doesn't mess around, he's I

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don't see Steve, were you military
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out of just so they could put
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know they have to learn somehow,
right, Yeah, it's a real world.

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It's time to go, It's time
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Dad, he's got a podcast so
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is newly retired, and it's not
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stays busy, uh, but the
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buy police officers, and uh,
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So I'm very excited to unveil this
show to you today that is available right

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now on all your favorite podcast platforms. You can also go to Offbeatcopshow dot

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com. Go to Offbeatcopshow dot com
and you can start listening to the first

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two episodes of Offbeat The Light Side
of Law Enforcement. But to make sure

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I give you a good tease,
because I like to tease. It's what

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we do. We like to tease. Is I'd like to give you a

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taste of Offbeat The Light Side of
Law Enforcement, starring our friend, retired

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police officer Steve Rutherford and the officers
that he is friends with sharing some of

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the wild and crazy true stories that
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the job. Here we go,
Welcome to Offbeat The Light Side of Law

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Enforcement. I could just see you
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prisoner in the back, you're passing
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the same time. Man, is
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I had my shoes. We're in
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I'm six foot six, full of
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got a badge, and so I'm
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And so what I didn't know,
and maybe you don't know, alligators

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jump? He alligators jump? Oh
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about a silent killer for for police. And that's not high cholesterol or heart

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that's flatulence in the car. Whoa, whoa. I think everybody that's worn

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a duty belt has sorry unintentional the
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Guys. But wait, you didn't
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Either way, it's going down the
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a solid number two in the ratings. Law Enforcement's a different career, fun,

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a lot of light stories like that. There you have it, Offbeat

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The Light Side of Law Enforcement new
from The Treehouse Podcast Network, starring our

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friend and retired police officer Steve Rutherford. Yeah, that's awesome. Who knew

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cops were so gassie? I did, dude, you you have any idea?

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The only thing that is more confined
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studio. And you you get we've
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way, uh inside studios that Yeah, it's they're all gassy. They either

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I think it's intentional. Yeah,
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thanks for the show, and uh
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let loose? Oh your time?
Yeah, you guys, are ever being

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drunk by a cop? I have
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dusted. Raj. I'll set you
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of ours named Dennis and us liver. Oh it's on you say that.

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But his nickname is Drunkie's that's what
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It's just retired name and drunk That's
that's neighborhood patrol. So Steve,

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everything that, everything that you just
heard in that little promo was just from

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episode one of Offbeat The Light Side
of Law Enforcement, available now. Episode

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two also available now. So we're
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and Steve not only has the studio
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equipment. He's already you know.
He took the artwork and immediately turned it

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into shirts that you can see he
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want to watch some of this,
you can jump on art Patreon, Patreon,

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dot com, slash Treehouse on air
see Steve Studio his T shirt.

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What actually looks pretty good? Steve? I like the shirt? Well,

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thanks, yeah, it turned out
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by former law enforcement officers, started
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Plugging real quick, Aaron Slater,
relentless defender. Thank you, Aaron,

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appreciate it? Did you pay for
the shirt I did? Then you're doing

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plug all the wrong Steve. Okay, we have to go back to the

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classroom and teach you one on one. Take me back, Well, I

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do appreciate it. And you know, these guys, the guys that do

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the professional I mean, it's tough, it's tough. But whenever they move

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on and I see them successful after
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to them. You retired to do
T shirts. Yeah that's pretty awesome.

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I'm done. I'm done catching bad
people. Yeah, but imagine, imagine

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how many ideas for shirts he must
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potential T shirt. I don't know
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what had happened was or just allegedly. I actually wanted the shirt off duty

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on the bottle. I think that
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you been retired now, Steve?
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how long were you with the to
retire I'm assuming it's a lifelong thing.

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How long were you with the police
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right around twenty two years. Good
God, I've been doing stand up to

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sink I feel I feel your pain. Oh yeah, I'm pretty sure of

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the two of you, Raj obviously
on only one of you have died doing

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your job, and that would be
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I uh know. I was like
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told dick jokes. So now we
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gets to gets to enjoy the dick
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there in the promo. It's like
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jumping right into the bathroom humor.
It's usually that's episode episode one. I

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think we went to the bathroom.
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blame that on Joanne Joe the potty
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you've got Josh Jackson, a retired
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He's got his start in Neil Campo. I don't want to give away too

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much out of Steve's show the first
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who is a current police officer.
I forget, did you guys say

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what department he is with on the
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no shame on that one. He's
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But Panther City of course, fort
Worth? What the what? You didn't

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know that Panther City? You know
what, Raj, don't feel bad.

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I didn't know fort Worth was known
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years ago. Panther Island and what
Panther Island at the whole like complex over

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there? Yeah, what brewery everything? Okay? Sure, does anyone know

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the stories so we can tell ra
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We're not just this. This isn't
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is known as as the as the
Panther City, kind of like Dallas has

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Pegasus. Oh okay, I'm in
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So whatever your city is made up. That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard.

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It's right next to Trophy Wife Club
first go okay, got no,

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it really is. Does anyone actually
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it very well, but I kind
of fort Worth Panthers City. Okay,

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So I guess it was so hot
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was so hot they saw a panther
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I may have that completely wrong,
but it's something along those lines. And

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then fort Worth was known as Panther
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all right, yes, Panther Island. I would love to go to

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Anthon Island. It's it's they're turning
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album and it really is a thing. They're about to build like a high

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rise on it. And lord,
okay, at least at least fort Worth's

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mascot animal is real. I mean, Dallas is Pegasus the horse with wings.

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Did since you you did the bulk
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Branch, did Farmer's Branch have a
animal mascot? First? Yeah, express

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you know, thinking about it,
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but going back to the history of
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but way back in the early nineteen
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Why we switched a Farmer's Branch,
no idea, but I guess if we

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would kept the old name, we
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have been okay, yeah, that
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Oh yeah, would it sound a
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Branch? Everyone thinks we're out and
you know, out in the fields working

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the crops and stuff, and they
think your side arm is a scythe right

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right, you're just off marsh.
You protect god damn junior college kids cigarette

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butts on the squad cars. I
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in Farmers Branch was protecting that that
building what is the over the Reathery toll

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Way. Yeah, yeah, the
iHeartRadio station. We were a huge pain

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in your ass. Exactly. I
mean, I think you may have spent

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more time at our station than you
did at yours. Oh high Absolutely,

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Farmer's Branch is the only place I've
ever seen a hospital close. It really

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was interesting though, when you think
about our time at the radio station at

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iHeartRadio right there uf the toll way
in Spring Valley. The toll way the

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east side ish of the building was
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Dallas on the rare occasion, really
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of got stuck on Farmer's Branch.
The irony in that is this one of

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the first times Farmers Farmer's Branch police
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was because of a stalker. And
then they never left. So they started

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out protecting us from stalker, and
then they became the stalkers themselves. And

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now Steve has come full circle pulling
his baby Reindeer routine, and now he's

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got a show on the Treehouse Podcast
Network. See see it all worked out

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right? Hang around long enough,
the guys would be like, hey,

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okay, come on in, trust
me. I know Steeve. Thanks for

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hanging out. We appreciate. We're
very excited about Offbeat The Light Side of

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Law Enforcement, available now everywhere you
get your podcasts and at Offbeat coopshow dot

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com. You want to hang out
for the final segment, Yeah, let's

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do this all right, very cool. We will be right back inside the

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treehouse. You're in the tree house. Visit us online at Treehouseonair dot com.

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Brooks Plumbingtexas dot com. You had
a couple of days last week to get

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away from work take a little trip. Where did you and Colby go?

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We went to Memphis and we stayed
at the world's largest bass pro shops because

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Colby is my little redneck prints and
nothing thrills him more than outside stuff,

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fishing, hunting, guns, boats, whatever. But this place is obscene,

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the largest in the world. Yeah, it's huge. It's got three

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restaurants in it, it's got a
bowling alley, the boat. Let me

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put it to you this way.
The boats are inside the building, in

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their own channels of water. It's
massive. When you walk around a place

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like that, does the plumber inside
you think, wow, thanks a lot

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of plumbing here. No, but
I frequently find myself looking at pipes in

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parking garages. The last time you
were in town and you were in Addison

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somewhere, I parked in a parking
garage and when I was walking to the

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car, I found myself looking up. I'll be visited me and we had

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Uh raj, You're taken off to Tahoe

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this weekend. I'm off to Tahoe
on a private plane. I'm Caesar's is

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sending it, so I'm the invitation
goes out to all of you. I

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get these trips every I've never taken
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it was real, because it's like
we're flying out of long View. I'm

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like, okay, sure you are. So I decided, you know,

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a buddy of mine I grew up
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I was like, let's see if
this is real. And it turns

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out it is, so it makes
sense you need to take a buddy on

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a trip like that, so that
way they don't just get one kidney.

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But you know, yeah, I
mean I can, I can. I

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can take Tray and the next one
I can take you Din when you're in

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town. I'm it's up to four
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well. So very nice. Yeah, we've never we've still never been to

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Vegas. So we haven't been to
Tahoe either. We've we've been to Durant,

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and yes, that's what Tahoe is
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We've we've gone to Durant, Vegas. We've gone to what's the other

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one, so that's Choctaw. The
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and many years ago. I also
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it's yes, floating Vegas because water, it's Durant on meth and extra

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long cigarettes. Steve Rutherford from Offbeat
The Light Side of Law Enforcement new from

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the Treehouse podcast Network. Are you
a gambling man? I cannot confirm or

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deny. Yes. Yes. As
a matter of fact, you mentioned Durant.

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I might be headed there here in
a couple of weeks on purpose.

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Well, you know, I'm running
out of places to put my money.

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If figured i'd just slam it a
machine, I'm going to take out you

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said money, though, I'm just
gonna selet you will figure out what you're

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gonna slam in a machine real quick. I wasn't sure if you guys noticed

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this. Let me pull this back
up in the Offbeat The Light Side of

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Law enforcement promo that I put together. We'll see if did you catch this,

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uh, the little in between sections, you know, the transitions between

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bits there? Did you catch one
of them? Trey, the the woo

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second talking about maybe like like the
silent killer for police. And that's not

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high cholesterol or heart that's flatulence in
the car. WHOA Trey does? Uh?

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Does that ring a bell to you? Yeah? Are you are you

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familiar with uh with that noise?
I am not? Whoa Steve? Are

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you familiar with the woo woo?
I am not. Well, I'm about

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to educate you. Okay. Many
years ago, in a radio study in

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a radio studio far far away,
we came across this little bit on YouTube

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when it was in its infancy of
a news report of some interesting muffler whistles

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going on in Oakland, California,
where all things classy are born. Yes,

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so here I will now share with
you the whistles go woo. From

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kro N four dot com. The
latest rage for kids is driving parents and

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entire neighborhoods crazy. It's called a
whistle tip, and it's welded inside a

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car's muffler to make the car screechingly. Loud for nearly a mile. Well

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tomorrow night, Oakland residents will be
complaining officially to city hall officials. Crown

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Force. Mark Jones has the story
live in Oakland. To see nay Mark

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a Pama. City residents have been
told this noise is perfectly legal, so

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tomorrow they hope to start the process
to change the law. Nearly every muffler

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shop in Oakland is installing whistler tips. It's a piece of metal welded inside

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the exhaust pipes that makes the car
audible for almost a mile. Tell me

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about the Wizzards, the whistles got
Wood? Why Why that's the only person

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you can find the interview. Why
I'll back this up here just a little

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bit. Tell me about the Wizzars, the whistles got woo. Anybody that

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has it in their neighborhood, it's
going to be totally driven crazy. Well

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you want to it's that whoa whoo. Yeah, you know what I'm saying.

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Then you got the flows the Floe
Mas decorations decoration that's in. That's

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all man, we do it for
decorations. Yr. It was being installed

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on their car. Roxanne Bruns is
the high pitched tone like the squeal of

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a bark train that doesn't stop is
keeping her awake at night. Police have

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told her it is legal. They
think it's a sad it's gonna go away.

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It's not going away, and it's
driving you nuts. It's driving me

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nuts. I work at home.
Uh, I can't concentrate when it goes

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on for for you know hours.
Some neighbors are saying way too loud.

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That's only in the moment he pulls
me up cooking breakfast of somebody. And

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so that's like a alarm clock.
Bob Rub and Little Cis we're proud to

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show it off. That needs to
be everyone's ring tone for their alarm clock.

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And I need I think we need
to make that happen. I don't

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I don't I don't have I don't
have the words. That's okay, Big

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Ron does, Bob Roub and Little
Sis We're proud to show it off,

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all right. It's bub Rub.
His name is bub yeah, and little

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Rub and and little Sis. H
see if it actually says it on the

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chiron here, it just actually call
him bub Rub. Tell me about the

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whistles. The whistles got woo.
Anybody that has it in their neighborhood's going

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to be totally driven crazy. It
does, right there, bub rub whistle

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fan, Oh with two bees?
I'm sorry, yeah, bub rub Yeah,

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that's bub with two bees. By
the way, somebody asked him and

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how did we spell this? Well? Actually Bub is three bees and Rub

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is two bees, so a total
of five bees. That's a lot of

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bees. Now, now I need
to see if it actually gives on the

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on the on the screen, on
the graphic, if it says little cis

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when she comes in to say it's
just for decoration, Hang on here,

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it's that whoa, whoa, you
know what I'm saying. Then you got

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the flow decoration man, just for
decoration. That's that's all man. We

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do it for decoration. Yeah,
yep, No, they don't put a

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little cis on? Is it little
with an apostrophe? I'm guessing. I

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mean this was before the Me Too
movement. Hey, Steve, I'm going

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to give you a very important lesson
here. No, when to get out,

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That's what bub Rubb always says,
wanted to get out? Thanks for

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hanging out with us. Inside the
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