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It is time believe your worries outside and laugh with
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us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along with Trey
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Trentholm and Raj Sharma. Today is Wednesday, March twenty sixth,
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twenty twenty five. A man has gone. You know, there
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are some sentences that I say out loud that I
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had to stop and think. Really, But here we are.
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A man is going to bats against his hoa literally
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like actually literally, not the modern form of literally, which
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is typically used incorrectly and overused as a verbal crutch. No, no,
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his ahoa find him for leaving his trash cans visible.
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So he came up with an awesome way to get revenge.
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He erected a bathouse in his yard out of spite.
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Hats off, sir, hats off to you, And like any
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good citizen, he made sure to not only tell everyone
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about it, but he also made a video that he
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then posted to TikTok to tell even more people about it.
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So now let's go to this man's yard where he
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has erected a bathouse to get back. That is a
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this videos for my hoa.
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If you're new here, welcome, we're being petty. And if
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you're not new suppy little weirdos. My favorite part about
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this whole thing is the vice president of my HOA
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lives right there and they just pulled into their driveway. Yep,
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old white people, quick recap. My HOA recently discovered the
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trash cans are ugly. Yeah, it's a trash can. Now,
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with this groundbreaking discovery, they've decided to charge me fifty
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dollars every time they can see my garbage cans from
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the road. So welcome to part two of things I'm
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doing to piss off my HOA. Now, don't get me wrong,
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I like living in this neighborhood. It's very pretty, but
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there's one thing that's missing in bats.
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I love Halloween.
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Now, they gave me options. They said I could either
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put my trash can in the garage but that's my
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home gym. Or I can erect a fence. You can
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erect this In all fairness, did I just use it
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to cover the realize stord the air conditioning unit. The
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instructions got ripped in half. Get we ball per second.
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It's together a bathouse in his yard hammer.
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Oh wow, that's super easy. Actually, Now at this point,
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some of you may be asking Scottie. Why bats a
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fun fact, Bat sanctuaries are federally protected bats deserved to
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live in nice places too.
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Before we put this up.
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In the air, we're going to be spraying it with
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a bat attractive spray as you do. Would you just
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look at it?
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Wow, that's nice.
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Free Will's crazy?
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Huh serious, leaf be shred.
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All right.
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There's a lot to unpacked there, not the least of
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which is it's a genius play to get back your
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h a way by putting up a bathouse, which then
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makes the area around the bathouse federally protected. Well yeah,
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well done. Wow, oh, just excellent, excellent.
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And it's probably even funnier that the guy is a
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ginger with a big ginger mustache and he's ripped against
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the fvy shred at the end, which he does splits.
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He's an entertaining personality, there's no doubt Old Scotty k
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fitness on TikTok. And he's not just any redhead. I mean.
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And the mustache, it's not just any mustache. It's like
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a Wilford Brimley mustache run amuck, like going South of
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the Border mustache. Like it's one of those. This is
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the second one I've seen in like three days. Not
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in person, that'd be way too unbelievable. But the second
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mustache I've seen like this online where the mustache is
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so long it grows over both lips. Intentionally, I guess
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that's a new style.
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I don't know. I could literally not shave for a
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year and not have that mustache.
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I could do it in two days.
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So here he is it really is? It is absolutely
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stupid to be hassled this much by your h O way.
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The trash cans are in the front of the house,
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probably because from what I can tell from the age
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of the home and tray. You back me up on
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this because you're the expert real estate agent in the
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tree house, not me. Is it looks like the front
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entry style where the garage is facing the street. Therefore
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there's no alley way for the trash cans and stuff,
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so that makes sense for the trash cans to be
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at the front of the house. Lots of people do that,
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right next to the ac unit. They tell him cover
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that up or we're going to find you. So he
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orders a fence. It's a little plastic fence and he
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puts it up around what he thinks is the actual
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eyes or the AC unit. Again props to him, but
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they're still finding him. So then he orders a bathouse,
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which after he erects it, stands, I don't know, what
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do you think fifteen to twenty feet in the sky tray?
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Oh, I mean it's above his roofline, so yeah, I
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would say at least twenty feet and and and it is.
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Most places now have like uniform trash cans, like the
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city doles them out to you, and that's what they
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look like. Yeah, back in the day there, it was
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understandable when Hua's would be like, don't have your trash
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out front, because you know, you could have people with
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steel trash cans and and and everything else. Uh but
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and you know, if it's a nice neighborhood, I can
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understand why. But typically at that point they would require
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upon building the house to build a little enclave whatever
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you want to call it, where you tuck the trash
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cans in and and honestly cover up the air conditioners too.
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So good on him, though, there's no there's nothing good
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than just stick it to an hoa.
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H Prince in Minneapolis.
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Saint Paul wanted to paint because he was Prince wanted
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to paint his house purple and the HOA said no,
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So he bought this subdivision and moved out. Why move out,
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like just because he didn't need It's Prince, I mean
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his first album deal was one hundred million dollars, so
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what does he care?
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Well, I understand. I'm just I just see it as
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if you, I mean, if you're going to be like
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super rich Petty and do that buy the subdivision and
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paint every house purple.
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Oh that was that would be good. Yeah. See he
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should have done that.
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That's that. See, that was the problem that Prince said
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he had too much Jesus in his heart. I have,
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I have, I have very little, So I'm.
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Gonna go with too much heroin. You can say, Jesus
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if you want this, Jehovah is witness.
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Wouldn't heroin that got him?
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This fentanyl that got him? Yeah?
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But yeah, I mean I just love the idea is like,
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I can't pay my house purple. Nope, Okay, I'm gonna
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buy the subdivision and I'm leaving.
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Now create Paisley Park.
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Yeah, it's it's what he did. Heat purple rained all
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over that subdivision. Yes he did.
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Raj Sharma. Trey, what's the face?
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I sent you a text?
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This is for the Wednesday show.
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Oh shit, Okay.
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It's hard.
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I just moved.
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It's okay, It's okay. It's hard. It's hard moving. It's
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also hard keeping track of days. I'm used to sometimes
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when we record, uh, thinking it's a day or two
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beyond the actual day that it is, so I'm always lost.
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My biggest problem is when we record and then if
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we record it like ahead of time, I then go
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on thinking whatever day we're recording, it's that day. Yeah.
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Yeah, I do the same thing. And some days I
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think it's two days because sometimes we double up.
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Okay the text. Oh I just I said defender on
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Tuesday and then oh gotcha.
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Okay, all right, So this is the advantage of listening
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to the podcast version of the show. We're gonna leave
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all this at the radio. Folk in Brownwood are going
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to get the cleaned up version. So here we go.
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Here's the edit point. Ready three two, We're back inside
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the treehouse now Daniel Malley along with Trey Trentholm and
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Raj Sharma, coming off of the man going to bat
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against his homeowners Association, which again truly truly epic in
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his uh pettiness, and I struggle with that. I will
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admit there are times that I want to be petty,
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but I'm typically a high road taker. That's usually what
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I do. But I have low road in my heart,
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or it's at least it's at least there, so I
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know if I ever truly wanted or needed to tap
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into it. I could, I just don't typically do it.
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So that's that's where my struggle is. I I just it's.
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I try to do it.
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I could do it.
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Really, really well, but I don't think you really ever do.
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I try to take the high road, especially, you know,
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just especially like in sobriety, and try to be you know, empathy,
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gratitude and just and be the bigger person, do the
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right thing. But I always appreciate a good pettiness, Like
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It's why I love the Super Bowl halftime show with
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Kendrick Lamar. It was just it was a masterclass of pettiness.
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Oh yeah, the A minor chain was the best. Yeah.
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So yeah, I appreciate. I can appreciate a good petty stunt.
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I really can, and it makes my heart smile. But
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I'm with you, Trey, because I would imagine in your case,
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in the world of sobriety, and you know, an aa,
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I think the twelve steps are supposed to go up,
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not down.
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Yeah, But I still I mean, and you know, Dan,
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for you and I working for UH and with Russ
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for all those years, who who was a shining example
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of pettiness that you know, you can't be around that