Nov. 7, 2024

Churn the Vote! | Thursday November 7, 2024

Churn the Vote! | Thursday November 7, 2024

What forgotten voters turned the tide in the Presidential election? Can we switch to the Metric System? Do you know the three levels of drug operations? How NOT to side hustle. Plus Throwback Thursday: How LBJ orders pants!

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What forgotten voters turned the tide in the Presidential election? Can we switch to the Metric System? Do you know the three levels of drug operations? How NOT to side hustle. Plus Throwback Thursday: How LBJ orders pants!

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Amish turn out for Pennsylvania vote in 'unprecedented numbers': source

LBJ Orders Pants


He took 'extreme' measures when his business started to fail and ended up in prison - Liverpool Echo



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It is time believe your worries outside and come laugh

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with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Maley along with

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Trey Trendholm and Raj Sharma on Thursday, November seven, twenty

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twenty four. I've been contemplating firing up a new game

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slash new feature here inside the Treehouse, and I think

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I've found the perfect story in which to launch our

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new feature. Don't leave us hanging, No, definitely not. Do

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not underestimate these voters. Okay, this is a I'm just

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kind of winging it here, so bear with me. Here

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here is the first time, the first edition of Believe

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It or Not Inside the Treehouse. I am going to

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give you, guys a news story or a survey, some

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type of piece of information, and you have to decide

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if you believe.

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It or not.

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Who okay?

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All right? Are you ready for your very first Believe

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It or Not? I am okay. The Amish. The Amish

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turned out for the Pennsylvania vote in the twenty twenty

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four presidential election in unprecedented numbers and contributed to Donald

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Trump's victory, leading to him being the forty seventh president

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of the United States. The Amish turned out in unprecedented

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numbers in the state of Pennsylvania to help Donald Trump

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secure not only the state's electoral votes but also the

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nomination for President of the United States. Believe it or not,

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Let's go with h Rise. Let's start with you, sir.

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You believe it.

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Believe it one hundred percent. Believe it.

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Trey, No, I don't believe it.

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Clearly, I haven't thought this all the way through because

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one of you is right and one of you is wrong.

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So let's start with this, Trey. I am unfortunately I

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have to share with you. But that didn't work. Hang on,

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it's not working. My thing didn't work. Oh that worked.

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That works. That does not work for some reason. All right,

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hang on, I've got to back up. Not that it

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really matters that much, but I'm gonna do it anyway

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for the sake of, you know, consistency. Sorry, Trey, Okay,

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it's a little rusty, but it's the first time. We're

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gonna get there eventually. That would actually make you rajah correct.

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The Amish did, in fact turn out in unprecedented numbers

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in their horse and buggies to the voting polls in

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the state of Pennsylvania to help Donald Trump secure the

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forty seventh presidency of the United States. Yes, I told

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you you can't. You know what we don't. We don't

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get political inside the treehouse very often. But by god,

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if when big comes for your unpasteurized raw milk, by God,

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the Omish, you're gonna revolt huge.

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No, I'm not making that up.

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That's the reason.

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Yes, I I. I was watching the CNN and they

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had the Trump surrogate for Pennsylvania and I tried not

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to laugh out loud when he, with a straight face,

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was like, yeah, they're going for like Philadelphia, they're going

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for Pittsburgh. The Harris campaign, they're going for those guys.

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We are actively targeting the Amish. And I busted out laughing,

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and I was like, well, they don't use electronics. And

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so they promised them paper ballots and uh, that they

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could bring there, that they would have parking, ample parking

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for their horse and carriages. And based on that promise, uh,

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they pulled up in record numbers. And if do you

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want anybody voting for you, it's the people that don't

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use contraception of any kind and have all you know,

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have all nineteen kids voting for the same guy in

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each family. That's who you want.

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It really is. I mean, if you think about it, Look,

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we can dig we could dig in deep into presidential

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politics and what happens if you ignore a certain segment

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of the population. But I don't think we need to

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do a huge deep dive on this one because it's

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pretty obvious if if you court them, they may vote

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for you. But it especially helps if the previous administration

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comes for their raw milk. Yes, Republicans saw boost in

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Pennsylvania from a demographic rarely seen at the polls. The Amish,

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the states famed Pennsylvania Dutch, registered to vote in unprecedented

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numbers in response to a January federal raid on a

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local raw milk farm in bird in Hand, Pennsylvania. The

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Pennsylvania Department of Actriculture stormed Amos Miller's farm on January

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fourth after reports of illnesses and children linked to raw

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dairy products purchased there. The Amish community saw the move

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as an overzealous reach by the government and was planning

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to vote for GOP presidential candidate Donald Trump, whose party

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favors less government intervention. According to a source of the

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local Amish voters, that was the impetus for them to say,

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we need to participate. This is about neighbors helping neighbors.

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The Amish rallied around Farmer Miller, who cited his religious

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beliefs as a reason for not adhering to FDA guidelines.

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Actual numbers of Amish voters were unclear, though horse and

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buggy rigs were seen at polling locations and photographs from

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the region. So I think there's a lesson to be

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learned here in politics, which his no stone left.

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Unturned, No, no, no butter left unturned.

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You want to turn out the vote or do you

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want to churn out the vote? I can't tell that

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that's funny or terrible, but I'm gonna get whatever. I'm

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just gonna go with it.

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we he darted. With the Amish turning out at unprecedented

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numbers in the twenty twenty four presidential election. The closest

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I can get to a segue on this is the

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Amish certainly know how to co opt things, right, the

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whole socialist living thing, communism and type stuff, because they

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all kind of pull their resources together live as one community.

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Well there's across the pond, as they say, there was

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an english Man who tried doing something similar with drugs.

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So look, entrepreneurialship is very hard, right, Starting and running

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your own business is time consuming, it's life consuming, it's

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life altering, and if you want it to be successful,

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you've got to go the extra mile. Well, sometimes you

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just don't have a good business, maybe you don't have

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a good plan, or maybe you just suck as an

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entrepreneur in that particular industry. So what do you do?

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You pivot? Well that's what that's what this man did.

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Across the pond. John Pritchard turned to brokering wholesale drug

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deals as his financial woes mounted during covid H. He

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took extreme measures because his business began to fail and well,

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you know you gotta do what you gotta do to

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make ends meet, right, So what he did was he

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found himself in a chat room on a platform called

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incro chat, and he used the handle Lofty Cliff in

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order to trade in kilogram quantities of cocaine and cannabis.

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Plots to smuggle shipments into the UK from Holland were

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also muted as he and his close allies formed a

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cooperative drug supply chain.

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Isn't it just called a cartel.

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In the States, it would be sort of a cartel, okay,

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But here in the UK, I guess they they thought

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it fell short of cartel since it was just limited

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to chat rooms. They thought, no, it just sounds more

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like a co op because I feel like a cartel,

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you have to reach a certain number of members, right, Yeah.

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I don't know what that. I don't know what membership is.

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You know, well, there was you know, like the Sineloa cartel,

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which was kind of a conglomerate of different families versus

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you know some that I just have one.

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Yeah, gotcha. Okay, Well, what.

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You're describing tray is just a corporation. So I guess,

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I guess those are your three levels. Your your base

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level when you're working with a group is co op.

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So it's cooperative. Then if you rise to a certain level,

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then you're a cartel. But then if you rise above cartel,

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then you're just a corporation.

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Yeah.

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Coke ink I like it exists. Oh but that's what

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happened in Liverpool Crown Court last week. Messages revealed when

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the network was infiltrated by French police during twenty twenty.

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It showed Pritchard's involvement in arranging the supply of one

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and a half kilograms of cocaine and at least fifteen

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kilos of cannabis. Again, keep in mind his handle that

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he used is lofty Cliff.

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This it's a brit infiltrated by the French. I mean

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this with lofty Cliff. This sounds like a Monty Python sketch.

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But wait, there's more of you. The forty six year

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old Pritchard, again who went by the name lofty Cliff,

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was also said to have agreed to a source or

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I'm sorry, was also said to have agreed to source

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a further five kilos of Class A drugs, although it

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was unclear from his communications whether this transaction was with

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Red Leader. Another handle was in fact completed. So if

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you're following on the chat room handle, so far we

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have lofty Cliff and Red Leader, right all right, Jamie

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Baxter who very much a Star Wars fan. Jamie Baxter,

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the prosecutor described lofty Cliff as effectively running around for

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the supply of illicit substances with contacts known only in

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the chat rooms as Ginger Jaw, Destructive Tailor, and Motocross Yeah,

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all said to be equal partners in the operation. However,

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their conversations also revealed issues with the quality of the

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weed that they were supplying, with one customer complaining that

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a sample of their drugs was not California strain and

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instead appeared to be Spanish grown haze worth a fraction

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of the praise.

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M Yeah, I mean quality control is not a a

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position they filled. I'm guessing now.

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Although a chat with Snowy Orchid revealed a transaction for

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one kilogram taking place during a COVID lockdown, Prettier, again

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known as lofty Cliff, was also said to have discussed

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the importation of cocaine from the Netherlands with his fellow

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co conspirators.

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Please tell me Snowy Orchid was buying coke because I

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think you have to.

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Yeah, that's what that name you have to be. You

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have to be buying coke.

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They didn't know what the other Class A drugs were,

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but China White sixty nine Dragon Chaser fifty four.

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Uh, cheach is my hero.

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It was actually cheap.

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I'm my own hero.

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the kind of company you run. You go out of

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plumbing is unfortunately a need and not so much a want. Yes,

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it's a need, and that sort of thing can't wait.

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have the best response time.

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Look, all I'm saying is, if you're going to be

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a drug dealer, maybe don't make your internet handle so

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obvious Snowy Orchid that we learned that they were using

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that one chat room in the UK. Don't don't let

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your user name be drug user, you know, sixty nine.

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Just just don't be so god obvious with it.

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Key bump Mike, Yeah.

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I mean, make the authorities work for it a little bit.

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Like be just a little like you try to use

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some type of code or I don't know, just an

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outright head fake like sober Man twenty two. I think

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that would stand a better chance of flying underneath the

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radar of the police that are out to bust internet

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drug rings.

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Steve needs Blow seventy seven.

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Skiing in the bathroom, I mean, just make it look.

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One of the things we've we've learned from our dear friend,

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Captain Mark Howard, Dallas County Sheriff's Office, Retired, is that

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criminals are pretty stupid. Now, this part here that I'm

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about to say is my own opinion, not his. Hollywood

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has completely warped our brains. That's actually a good statement

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in general, but more specifically to this topic. Hollywood has

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warped our brains so much that we give criminals more

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credit than they deserve. And this is a great example

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of that. You have people trying to work a drug

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co op online using handles like lofty cliff, which is

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you're high, snowy Orchid, which is obviously it's like it's

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like you might as well be Peruved was a Bolivian

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marching powder dude. I mean, this is just stupid, which

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is why we appreciate it.

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But still.

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The fact that you're using a chat room just in

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and of itself.

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Yeah, yeah, I've seen this. Yeah it is British. I

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mean I've seen this in some television shows and films

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where terrorists or bad guys whatever they are, will use

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chat rooms inside of video games. And I think that

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was real at some point. I think that's taken from

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from real life, but that was probably from twenty years ago.

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That's how we're now seeing it in films. But there's

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a show I was watching about Seal Team six back

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in the day that was on History Channel, and if

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I'm remembering this correctly, they used a video game to

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talk to each other. So it's like it's like if

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you were playing obviously, you know, Black Ops six would

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be a little too obvious. But like, let's say you're

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doing Pokemon Go. You could be doing Pokemon Go with friends,

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and in the chat room inside the video game you

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could have your nefarious chats and plans and things.

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Yeah, I mean Black Ops I was just like, you know,

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they were using a video game called Black Tar seven.

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Although now that I think about it, I am a

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big proponent of sometimes the best place to hide is

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out in the open. So if you were going to

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arrange a real life drug deal, maybe a good spot

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to do it would be in the middle of Grand

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Theft Auto.

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Yeah, I guess if you're not hip to the game,

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like I'm not a gamer, so I wouldn't know that's

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where I could score. But I mean if I think

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if you kind of understand like that culture whatever, and

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you start talking to people and they start moving you around.

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But chat rooms, I think is a little I don't know,

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early like late nineties, when you're like and it's the

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British though, so everybody's polite, like can I get a

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spot of coke? Like?

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I feel like when you start dealing in kilos you

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need to go offline.

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We should have a different segment called advice from Trey.

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I'm all for that, by the way. I'm all for

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a segment called advice from Trey. You just can't let

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it be well, actually, maybe you can't allow it to

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be romantic advice as well, because well that's Trey snickering

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by the way, it's not anybody else. I think Advice

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from Tray would work not only as a segment but

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also just in general, I think his advice would probably

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be heeded by most. I'd be curious to see how

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it works on the relationship side of things, but he

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certainly speaks from experience of what doesn't work.

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I just like, yeah, those who can't do teach.

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Trey Trenham drug consultant, like just the music, like Delilah,

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just the music in the back, like advice from Trey

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when dealing in pounds of weed, I turned the chat

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room off.

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Yeah. He does bring up an excellent point, which is

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the only way that US Americans understand the metric system

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is what it relates to drugs.

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Yeah, that's when you have to go back and watch

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the Nate Bargatzi Yeah, Washington, Yes, when he explains the metrics.

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I love the American philosophy of the metric system because

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they tried to introduce it, and I think trade might

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remember this when we were kids. Yeah, in the early eighties.

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No, no, it was late seventies. It was Jimmy Carter

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was oh yeah, they failed.

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Yeah, Well, they said to change all the books to

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get all the metric system and all of the books

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needed that it would cost over a billion dollars and

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the US went Now we're.

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Good books and also all the highway signs. Oh yeah,

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it was a big deal. I mean obviously should have

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done it.

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Yeah yeah, the US was like how much a billion

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dollars to educate the globally? Absolutely not.

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That wasn't the issue though it wasn't. It wasn't spending

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a billion dollars to educate the kids and teach them.

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Where it failed is having to grandfather in our grandparents

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to where they would have to learn the new system.

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That's where it failed teach. What they should have done

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was just put the signs up with both sets of numbers,

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so that way the people that learned the American system

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wouldn't have to change, because God knows, we don't like change.

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People in general do not like change. I'll tell you

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right now. They could put that whole thing up for

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a vote today. Same thing. Let's shift the metric system,

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because if we take a step back and take our

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emotions out of it, it just makes sense that we

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should do it right. But I don't want to. I

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am forty five years old. I am in no mood

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to learn anything new. My brain is full. The only

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way I'm inserting new information into my brain is if

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it makes me money or makes me happy, or if

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it's random information that I have no choice over the

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matter that it stays in my brain that's sports or

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movie related. Outside of those things, I'm not changing.

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Okay, Now, I know how we get to for you

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to stop watching really bad movies is we just title

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them with the metric system. So like, if it's like

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a really crappy horror movie, we'll just call it like

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forty two grams. And you're like, I'm out, I come out.

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I don't want to watch it. I have no interest.

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One hundred and twenty seven hours, I'll watch.

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That thirty eight kilometers out.

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Yeah, Hugh, I'll never see it. But I'm a firm

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believer in letting kids learn because they don't have all

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the baggage that we do as adults. They're capable of

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learning things. So that's what you do. If you wanted

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to introduce it today that this is what they should

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have done in the seventies, they could do it today.

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Is I don't have to learn anything new as a

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middle aged man, but put both sets of numbers on

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the signs and then teach the kids the metric system.

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That way, when we all die, the American system pretty

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much dies with us, and then the kids now have

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the metric system like the rest of the world, and

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then it makes sense.

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Daniel, I hate to pop, you know, burst your balloon

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on this. Kids today have trouble with manual clocks.

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Yes, yes, that is a fact. I won't mention who

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in my house has that issue.

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Well, considering there's three people in your house. One is

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your what is your girlfriend? And then there is a

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is a teenage girl.

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And I was like, Hey, what time is it? And

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we were going to the hospital and we had to

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sign in and she looked up and then looked at

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her phone, and I was like, you don't know how

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to read a clock?

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You know why rise because that's not skibbity. If you

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know how to read an analog clock, you have no riz.

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By the way, I have absolutely no idea what I

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just said.

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I think you ordered drugs from lofty Cliff. I think that.

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You're listening to the Treehouse.

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Visit us online at Treehouse on air dot com.

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You're in the Treehouse.

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Thursday inside the Treehouse, and I think that means it's

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time for a little throwback inside the treehouse. In honor

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of our country electing a new president this week, and

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in honor of something that was brought up a week

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or two ago inside the Treehouse, I think it's time

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we throw it all the way back to nineteen sixty

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four to then President and Texan Lyndon Baines Johnson. LBJ

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had definitely no ordinary presidency. His time in the White

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House was interesting, to say the least. And let's I

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think it's fair to say that he left his mark,

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including on the pants industry. Because not everyone realizes this,

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but every communication in the White House is supposed to

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be recorded, especially when it involves the president for historical

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record keeping, right, Trey.

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Yes, Nick, that out the hard way he did?

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He did. What do you mean there's tapes? Well, I

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kind of assume LBJ didn't know about the tapes either,

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because there was one day in the Oval office where

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he issued national security briefings and alien stuff, to call

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a man named John Hager because he needed because he

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needed some new pants. I hope if you've never heard this,

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you're welcome. Here is LBJ President LBJ ordering pants from

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nineteen sixty four.

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Hello, Hello, mister Joe. Joe, your father, the one that

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makes close yet there we're all together, all made me

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some real lightweight slacks. He just made up on his

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own triple months ago. It's a kind of a light

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brown and a light green, rather soft green and soft brown.

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Now I need about sex pears for some aware. I

470
00:30:17.000 --> 00:30:20.279
need about sex pairs where around in the evening. When

471
00:30:20.279 --> 00:30:23.880
I come in from work and I can send you

472
00:30:23.920 --> 00:30:26.440
a pair, I want him half inch larger in the

473
00:30:26.440 --> 00:30:27.720
waist than the where before.

474
00:30:28.680 --> 00:30:31.240
I also like to think about how again, this is

475
00:30:31.319 --> 00:30:37.440
nineteen sixty four. The Red Wave is underway, like the

476
00:30:37.480 --> 00:30:41.160
groundwork for Vietnam is being laid. You're fresh off the

477
00:30:41.799 --> 00:30:45.720
Bay of Pigs. You know, the commis are doing stuff

478
00:30:45.759 --> 00:30:49.200
all around the globe, including you know, doing stuff in Cuba.

479
00:30:49.680 --> 00:30:50.680
Your buddy just got shot.

480
00:30:52.480 --> 00:30:58.359
Well he's over that apparently. Yeah, this is this is

481
00:30:58.400 --> 00:31:02.720
almost a year later after the Kennedy assassination. But that

482
00:31:02.759 --> 00:31:03.240
means it's.

483
00:31:03.079 --> 00:31:04.640
Time for some new pants.

484
00:31:05.240 --> 00:31:08.720
And today's White House, the president is not ordering his

485
00:31:08.759 --> 00:31:11.960
own pants. Someone does that for him or her if

486
00:31:11.960 --> 00:31:19.440
we ever elect one. I don't think any recent president

487
00:31:19.559 --> 00:31:22.319
I can recall her that I've heard of has been

488
00:31:22.359 --> 00:31:25.960
calling up, you know, Louis Vatan saying I need some

489
00:31:26.000 --> 00:31:26.799
new socks.

490
00:31:27.160 --> 00:31:29.400
Yeah. I think this is the reason. This, this phone

491
00:31:29.400 --> 00:31:31.359
call is the reason why they no longer allow the

492
00:31:31.400 --> 00:31:33.799
president to make phone calls for his own pants.

493
00:31:35.400 --> 00:31:37.759
Well, let's hear why two.

494
00:31:37.720 --> 00:31:40.160
Or three inches of stuff back in there, so I

495
00:31:40.240 --> 00:31:43.400
take them up. I very fifteen pounds a month.

496
00:31:44.039 --> 00:31:46.279
What the hell was he eating in the sixties that

497
00:31:46.359 --> 00:31:48.759
you're varying ten to fifteen pounds each month?

498
00:31:48.799 --> 00:31:51.920
My god, man, I know it's a very stressful job,

499
00:31:52.160 --> 00:31:54.440
but it's one of those like if you're in there

500
00:31:54.519 --> 00:31:58.480
and gaining weight, like, I don't know how that works.

501
00:31:59.559 --> 00:32:01.279
Man, I'm loving it. This is great. They got a

502
00:32:01.359 --> 00:32:08.319
kitchen staff twenty four to seven. This is phenomenal. You

503
00:32:08.359 --> 00:32:09.880
really do. You had a chef and everything.

504
00:32:10.279 --> 00:32:14.279
Yeah, so leave me at least two and a half

505
00:32:14.319 --> 00:32:15.759
per inches in the back where I can let them

506
00:32:15.799 --> 00:32:18.720
out or take them up, and makes a half inch

507
00:32:18.799 --> 00:32:21.440
bigger in the waist, make the pockets at least an

508
00:32:21.440 --> 00:32:29.599
inch longer. Money, my money, and my knife, everything fall out. Wait, hello, hello,

509
00:32:30.359 --> 00:32:33.599
now another thing with crutch down where your nuts hang.

510
00:32:34.240 --> 00:32:36.920
Is all now are into the good stuff. This is

511
00:32:37.559 --> 00:32:40.440
the good stuff. As far as LBJ order in his packerst.

512
00:32:40.200 --> 00:32:42.400
I don't think anybody ever referred to his nuts as

513
00:32:42.440 --> 00:32:43.119
the good stuff.

514
00:32:43.839 --> 00:32:44.079
Ever.

515
00:32:44.519 --> 00:32:45.359
I think he did.

516
00:32:47.559 --> 00:32:50.799
The crutch down where your nuts hang is always a

517
00:32:50.839 --> 00:32:53.400
little too tight, So when you make them up, give

518
00:32:53.440 --> 00:32:55.559
me an inch that I can let out there.

519
00:32:56.720 --> 00:33:00.720
Because they just imagine you're John Hager. You're a clothing

520
00:33:00.759 --> 00:33:04.160
down Joe. You're Joe Hager. You're minding your own business

521
00:33:04.240 --> 00:33:07.720
making some pants, making clothes, and all of a sudden

522
00:33:07.799 --> 00:33:11.920
someone says, hey, President Johnson's on the phone for you.

523
00:33:12.279 --> 00:33:15.839
You're like, oh my god, this is amazing. And then

524
00:33:16.039 --> 00:33:18.240
after being on the phone with him for about a

525
00:33:18.319 --> 00:33:20.079
minute and a half, now you're hearing about how low

526
00:33:20.119 --> 00:33:22.480
his nuts hanging can you make plenty of room in

527
00:33:22.519 --> 00:33:24.640
your new custom pants that you're going to make for

528
00:33:24.759 --> 00:33:28.599
him so President Johnson's Johnson has a room to breathe.

529
00:33:28.960 --> 00:33:31.839
Yeah, I also have to understand he's taking notes, like

530
00:33:31.880 --> 00:33:34.960
at the beginning of this, like okay, one to two inches, Okay.

531
00:33:34.960 --> 00:33:37.640
He varies about ten to fifteen pounds per month, depending on,

532
00:33:38.200 --> 00:33:40.319
you know, the stress level that he's at. And he

533
00:33:40.480 --> 00:33:42.240
you know, these have to be a light green or

534
00:33:42.400 --> 00:33:45.000
a soft green or soft gray, you know, light so

535
00:33:45.039 --> 00:33:47.400
he can when he comes home from work, apparently, because.

536
00:33:47.400 --> 00:33:48.799
Yeah, because these are evening pants.

537
00:33:50.160 --> 00:33:54.039
You know, I often find myself changing in the evening. Pas.

538
00:33:56.119 --> 00:33:58.000
It was a different time back then. I mean, think

539
00:33:58.079 --> 00:34:00.759
back to uh, think back to mister Rogers. We also

540
00:34:00.839 --> 00:34:03.599
we all watched mister Rogers growing up. Right, He had

541
00:34:03.599 --> 00:34:06.319
his suit that he had on from whatever job that

542
00:34:06.359 --> 00:34:08.920
he supposedly had, coming into his home. And what did't

543
00:34:08.960 --> 00:34:11.519
he do? He would leave the tie on, right, but

544
00:34:11.559 --> 00:34:14.000
he'd take the jacket off, put on a cardigan. He'd

545
00:34:14.000 --> 00:34:16.079
take off his work loafers and then put on his

546
00:34:16.159 --> 00:34:20.039
house loafers. I mean you you basically still wore a

547
00:34:20.119 --> 00:34:22.159
suit around the house. It's weird.

548
00:34:23.360 --> 00:34:29.239
Yeah, please please please finish this call, because it gets

549
00:34:29.320 --> 00:34:30.079
really good here.

550
00:34:30.360 --> 00:34:33.320
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you think it's peaked with nuts,

551
00:34:33.320 --> 00:34:33.719
but I don't know.

552
00:34:33.800 --> 00:34:34.440
No, no.

553
00:34:36.679 --> 00:34:39.480
Fans, these are almost the best that I've had anywhere

554
00:34:39.480 --> 00:34:43.559
in the United States. But uh, on that game at weight,

555
00:34:43.920 --> 00:34:48.400
they cut me under there. Leave me. You never do

556
00:34:48.519 --> 00:34:51.119
have much margin that if you can't leave me about

557
00:34:51.119 --> 00:34:56.079
it from the part of the separate around.

558
00:34:58.880 --> 00:35:01.519
So he's drinking, right, we can all agree he's drinking.

559
00:35:01.840 --> 00:35:03.639
I don't think he's drinking. I think he's I think

560
00:35:03.639 --> 00:35:05.920
he's I think he's having himself. Uh, you know, he's

561
00:35:05.960 --> 00:35:08.599
probably eating lunch. He's probably making this call get putting

562
00:35:08.599 --> 00:35:11.519
in order for pants with Joe Hager on his lunch break.

563
00:35:12.480 --> 00:35:14.440
I'm just saying, if you, if you listen to it,

564
00:35:14.519 --> 00:35:16.719
if he like when the before the belt, if you

565
00:35:16.800 --> 00:35:20.440
listen to it and go he's kind of sauced, it

566
00:35:20.559 --> 00:35:22.760
makes the whole conversation makes sense.

567
00:35:24.000 --> 00:35:27.199
LBJ was notoriously crude. Mm hmm.

568
00:35:27.760 --> 00:35:27.960
Yeah.

569
00:35:27.960 --> 00:35:29.679
But I'm also and that's why that's why, you know,

570
00:35:29.760 --> 00:35:32.800
everyone who ever worked for him saw his penis because

571
00:35:32.880 --> 00:35:34.360
I mean he never closed the door.

572
00:35:34.400 --> 00:35:35.760
He wanted to show it off to everyone.

573
00:35:36.400 --> 00:35:40.360
Uh, you know Oval office, foreign leaders wiped it out

574
00:35:40.360 --> 00:35:42.519
into you know, reporters.

575
00:35:42.440 --> 00:35:45.400
Yeah, And in retrospect, I bet Joe Hager was relieved

576
00:35:45.440 --> 00:35:53.480
that Johnson just called him because imagine, imagine this is

577
00:35:53.480 --> 00:35:56.559
not a phone call. And LBJ walks into Hagar's, you know, shop,

578
00:35:56.880 --> 00:35:58.599
and it's like, all right, and he starts pointing at

579
00:35:58.599 --> 00:36:00.599
all the all the places that he wants taken in

580
00:36:00.639 --> 00:36:03.679
and taken out. And then when he says nuts, that's

581
00:36:03.679 --> 00:36:06.239
obviously gonna come out. And then when he's talking about

582
00:36:06.320 --> 00:36:08.239
riding a wire fence, he's going to be doing the

583
00:36:08.280 --> 00:36:11.079
gestures like he's riding a wire fence. And then you

584
00:36:11.159 --> 00:36:13.119
got to listen to him eat and then belch in

585
00:36:13.159 --> 00:36:15.719
your face. But that's still not the worst part.

586
00:36:16.119 --> 00:36:20.679
For best part, And h round under my back to

587
00:36:20.760 --> 00:36:23.800
my bung hole out there.

588
00:36:24.280 --> 00:36:26.800
So now you know if in person, LBJ is gonna

589
00:36:26.800 --> 00:36:28.480
be turning around and pointing at it all right here,

590
00:36:28.760 --> 00:36:31.039
I need an inch or two mark right here. And

591
00:36:31.079 --> 00:36:33.320
you know, you see this right here in my bung hole.

592
00:36:33.400 --> 00:36:33.719
You see it?

593
00:36:33.760 --> 00:36:34.920
Do you see it? Do you see it? Can you

594
00:36:34.920 --> 00:36:35.280
see it?

595
00:36:35.880 --> 00:36:41.559
Can you smell it? Especially Hager Slacks was based in Dallas.

596
00:36:42.280 --> 00:36:44.079
LBJ looked at him and goes, you've seen what happens

597
00:36:44.079 --> 00:36:46.159
to people I don't like in Dallas.

598
00:36:49.039 --> 00:36:52.719
Or maybe that's why, or maybe that's why LBJ called

599
00:36:52.719 --> 00:36:54.199
instead of showing up in person.

600
00:36:56.000 --> 00:36:59.119
And can you scotch guard these? So nothing nothing, nothing

601
00:36:59.199 --> 00:37:01.559
land anything that lands on it slides right off.

602
00:37:01.760 --> 00:37:05.800
Yeah, right here along. My bunghole stays clean. And you

603
00:37:05.840 --> 00:37:08.039
know you want to know how my bunghole's clean, Sniff it.

604
00:37:09.000 --> 00:37:10.679
Come on, sniff the presidential.

605
00:37:10.199 --> 00:37:14.440
Bunghole, my bunghole so I can read it out there

606
00:37:14.440 --> 00:37:17.840
if I need to. Now, be sure you got the

607
00:37:17.880 --> 00:37:20.320
best slippers in them. These are good that I have.

608
00:37:21.360 --> 00:37:26.599
And because there's one thing you don't want is you

609
00:37:26.719 --> 00:37:30.599
don't want President Johnson's Johnson free roaming around the White

610
00:37:30.599 --> 00:37:32.280
House because of a faulty zipper.

611
00:37:34.320 --> 00:37:35.599
Is it the zipper's fault.

612
00:37:40.679 --> 00:37:44.239
Was coming? I will sure be grateful. Where would you like.

613
00:37:44.199 --> 00:37:47.159
To Actually, the other thing you think about with these,

614
00:37:47.400 --> 00:37:49.000
make sure you get the good zippers. I think what

615
00:37:49.079 --> 00:37:51.440
he means is you want to make sure the zippers

616
00:37:51.440 --> 00:37:53.880
are on the outside, not the inside, because when you've

617
00:37:53.880 --> 00:37:57.119
got to when you're Johnson's as big as President Johnson's was,

618
00:37:57.239 --> 00:38:00.559
right at a certain point, they actually have arms of

619
00:38:00.599 --> 00:38:03.480
its own. So if you have the zipper accessible on

620
00:38:03.519 --> 00:38:05.719
the inside, then it could actually undo it itself and

621
00:38:05.760 --> 00:38:07.559
then go hello like.

622
00:38:07.519 --> 00:38:08.320
An elephant trunk.

623
00:38:08.920 --> 00:38:11.519
Yeah, all of a sudden, it's grabbing a peanut off

624
00:38:11.559 --> 00:38:11.920
the desk.

625
00:38:16.760 --> 00:38:19.800
I mean, that's it's national security if that thing just

626
00:38:19.880 --> 00:38:22.280
jumps out in the middle of a of a you know,

627
00:38:22.480 --> 00:38:25.000
a briefing or you're you have another head of state

628
00:38:25.599 --> 00:38:28.000
in the Oval office, and you know, and then you know,

629
00:38:28.000 --> 00:38:30.599
it's just eating peanuts off the resolute.

630
00:38:30.239 --> 00:38:33.760
Desk scare of the Japanese ambassador.

631
00:38:37.079 --> 00:38:40.559
Coming. I would sure be grateful. Where would you like,

632
00:38:41.360 --> 00:38:44.639
White House? I'm just sure well appreciate this. So I

633
00:38:44.679 --> 00:38:47.000
need it more than anything, and I.

634
00:38:46.960 --> 00:38:49.519
Need this more than global peace. I need this more

635
00:38:49.519 --> 00:38:52.280
than I need then I need an updated atomic moomb

636
00:38:52.639 --> 00:38:54.880
I need this more than I need the commis out

637
00:38:54.880 --> 00:38:57.599
of Asia. Uh yeah, this is the most important thing

638
00:38:57.960 --> 00:38:59.800
going on in the White House right now. Nineteen sixty

639
00:38:59.840 --> 00:39:06.000
four is me needing new pants space race. How can

640
00:39:06.039 --> 00:39:09.920
you be expected to race to space in subpar pants?

641
00:39:14.440 --> 00:39:18.000
You can't, especially when your anus isn't comfortable.

642
00:39:18.320 --> 00:39:20.760
Oh, there it is.

643
00:39:24.880 --> 00:39:26.400
You're in the Treehouse.

644
00:39:29.559 --> 00:39:44.960
Visit us online Treehouse on air dot com.

645
00:39:45.199 --> 00:39:46.719
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646
00:39:47.519 --> 00:39:51.880
Listen us online a treehouse on air dot com.

647
00:39:51.960 --> 00:39:55.920
That previous segment of the Treehouse actually quite fittingly brought

648
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649
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653
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654
00:40:19.559 --> 00:40:23.079
is in case you missed it earlier Thursday, November seven,

655
00:40:23.159 --> 00:40:30.000
twenty twenty four. Birthdays today. Royals singer Lord is twenty eighth.

656
00:40:30.119 --> 00:40:33.960
We have now reached the point in time where it's

657
00:40:33.960 --> 00:40:39.719
not just regular celebrity birthdays people you know from music, movies, television, whatever.

658
00:40:40.079 --> 00:40:46.199
Now we also get YouTube stars. Bethany Mota YouTube Fashion

659
00:40:46.239 --> 00:40:50.119
Expert is twenty nine. She was able to make the

660
00:40:50.199 --> 00:40:52.760
leap from YouTube Fashion Expert. She was so famous that

661
00:40:52.840 --> 00:40:55.320
she was actually on the nineteenth season of Dancing with

662
00:40:55.400 --> 00:40:58.880
the Stars and finished fourth. That's the season, by the way,

663
00:40:58.920 --> 00:41:04.840
that Alfonso Roberto one other birthdays today. Algie Smith from

664
00:41:04.960 --> 00:41:10.840
HBO's Euphoria turns thirty British rapper Tiny Tempa or.

665
00:41:10.960 --> 00:41:13.360
Tinda Tempa Tiny Tempa. He's great.

666
00:41:14.119 --> 00:41:15.679
He is thirty six today.

667
00:41:16.760 --> 00:41:17.480
A big fan of his.

668
00:41:18.920 --> 00:41:22.920
Yunjin Kim is fifty one. He played Son on Lost

669
00:41:23.039 --> 00:41:29.880
and Karen on Mistresses. Maybe that's she. I think I

670
00:41:29.920 --> 00:41:33.880
had mixed up my Asians there. Sorry, Raj, It's okay.

671
00:41:34.320 --> 00:41:36.559
I don't know why you apologize to me on behalf

672
00:41:36.599 --> 00:41:39.239
of all agents, you're forgiven Dan.

673
00:41:41.320 --> 00:41:43.880
You're the closest, so I figured i'd apologize to you.

674
00:41:46.719 --> 00:41:49.159
It's a lot easier than you know, having to to

675
00:41:49.239 --> 00:41:51.400
just find one to apologize to, and they're not gonna

676
00:41:51.440 --> 00:41:53.400
know why. I may get away with me. Weird honky man.

677
00:41:54.960 --> 00:42:00.159
Other birthdays today Morgan Spurlock from Super Size Me. According

678
00:41:59.960 --> 00:42:02.360
to this it says he's fifty four, but I'm pretty

679
00:42:02.360 --> 00:42:04.079
sure he died earlier this year.

680
00:42:04.239 --> 00:42:08.719
He did. He died from the arterial disease.

681
00:42:09.360 --> 00:42:13.000
For a man that lived on McDonald's for however many

682
00:42:13.079 --> 00:42:15.239
days and made a documentary out of it, became famous for.

683
00:42:15.199 --> 00:42:19.599
It, and then it killed him. Died a heart disease. Yes,

684
00:42:20.760 --> 00:42:21.199
you gotta.

685
00:42:21.519 --> 00:42:25.480
You have to understand that when the camera stops, so

686
00:42:25.599 --> 00:42:32.960
should you. Yeah, the documentary was called Supersize Me right.

687
00:42:33.320 --> 00:42:36.280
Yeah, it was a really really good documentary as well.

688
00:42:37.119 --> 00:42:41.760
But he, I mean he he paid the price for it, true,

689
00:42:41.800 --> 00:42:42.639
true artiste.

690
00:42:43.519 --> 00:42:45.360
So I never actually saw it, and it was so

691
00:42:45.519 --> 00:42:47.239
long ago that that came out. I think it was

692
00:42:47.280 --> 00:42:51.599
early mid two thousands, was the premise of his documentary.

693
00:42:51.679 --> 00:42:55.239
Because he lived on McDonald's for like a month.

694
00:42:55.000 --> 00:42:59.519
Or thirty days, thirty days, every single meal for thirty days.

695
00:42:59.639 --> 00:43:01.400
And did he gain weight or lose weight?

696
00:43:01.679 --> 00:43:06.159
He lost weight, okay, just because it was so horribly

697
00:43:06.199 --> 00:43:10.199
bad for your body, like you weren't actually getting nutrients

698
00:43:10.199 --> 00:43:11.920
and vitamins and things that you need.

699
00:43:12.320 --> 00:43:16.920
It was it was more chemicals versus actual food stuff.

700
00:43:17.360 --> 00:43:21.960
Yes, yeah, I mean McDonald's is good every now and again,

701
00:43:22.599 --> 00:43:26.119
you shouldn't live on it, no, uh, And he was

702
00:43:26.119 --> 00:43:28.719
doing I think he did, like I think he varied

703
00:43:28.719 --> 00:43:30.599
the meals up per day, but it was always like

704
00:43:30.679 --> 00:43:32.599
quarter pound of a cheese or a big mac for

705
00:43:32.719 --> 00:43:35.639
lunch or whatever. So but he did their breakfast every

706
00:43:35.679 --> 00:43:39.519
morning and then lunch and dinner snack was an apple

707
00:43:39.519 --> 00:43:40.960
pie and all that good stuff.

708
00:43:41.159 --> 00:43:45.760
And ironically, nowadays you actually have a few healthy options

709
00:43:45.840 --> 00:43:47.960
on the menu whereas you know, back then when he

710
00:43:48.320 --> 00:43:50.639
shot the documentary, I don't really think there were many

711
00:43:50.840 --> 00:43:52.159
healthy options on the menu.

712
00:43:53.199 --> 00:43:56.960
Yeah, I mean even their salad isn't It isn't the healthiest,

713
00:43:57.000 --> 00:43:59.280
but I mean it's close enough. Like the only thing

714
00:43:59.280 --> 00:44:01.840
that gets an A on the McDonald's menu is lettuce.

715
00:44:05.000 --> 00:44:06.960
You just can't. You just can't put it near anything.

716
00:44:09.199 --> 00:44:11.440
I mean, that's kind of the downside of lettuce anyway.

717
00:44:11.480 --> 00:44:13.639
It's like you know, I mean, because like they say

718
00:44:13.760 --> 00:44:16.159
that you can eat a salad, and a salad can

719
00:44:16.199 --> 00:44:18.360
have more calories in it than a big mac, depending

720
00:44:18.360 --> 00:44:20.840
on how much dressing you put on it along with

721
00:44:21.000 --> 00:44:25.639
other toppings. And I know that from first hand experience

722
00:44:25.840 --> 00:44:28.280
because I remember as a kid going to Mazio's. Right

723
00:44:28.800 --> 00:44:31.960
going to Mazio's. It was one of those Midwestern places

724
00:44:32.000 --> 00:44:35.599
that it had the pizza and then the salad bar

725
00:44:35.840 --> 00:44:38.559
and video games in one section of the restaurant, and

726
00:44:38.599 --> 00:44:40.519
it was a big Friday night Martinsville local Homa. Let

727
00:44:40.559 --> 00:44:43.159
me tell you the Knights that we went to Mazio's

728
00:44:43.760 --> 00:44:48.159
and that salad bar was a gold mine because I'd

729
00:44:48.159 --> 00:44:50.159
get a little bit of lettuce, but that was mainly

730
00:44:50.280 --> 00:44:52.360
just honestly none to think about it. I don't know

731
00:44:52.360 --> 00:44:53.840
why I bothered to get the lettuce. I didn't really

732
00:44:53.880 --> 00:44:56.159
ever eat it. I'm like six seven years old. I'd

733
00:44:56.159 --> 00:44:59.360
get those crunchy breadsticks and about a gallon gallon and

734
00:44:59.360 --> 00:45:03.880
a half a rant, uh croutons, some cheese, some bacon.

735
00:45:05.360 --> 00:45:07.239
Did they have the cubed ham? Did the hell?

736
00:45:07.440 --> 00:45:07.840
Yeah?

737
00:45:08.039 --> 00:45:08.840
Oh yeah?

738
00:45:09.079 --> 00:45:13.920
The hand the turkey. Yeah. And that was my appetizer

739
00:45:13.920 --> 00:45:17.960
before I got the pizza. I guess what I'm getting

740
00:45:17.960 --> 00:45:20.559
at is that Morgan's furlock died this year and I

741
00:45:20.599 --> 00:45:24.760
may not be far by, or just the fact that

742
00:45:24.800 --> 00:45:26.800
I made it to ten was doing pretty good.

743
00:45:28.079 --> 00:45:32.039
That's why you were running into playground equipment because I.

744
00:45:31.960 --> 00:45:32.920
Was running on ranch.

745
00:45:44.440 --> 00:45:48.760
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00:45:48.880 --> 00:45:57.480
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00:46:02.280 --> 00:46:06.119
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749
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755
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That's Treehouse on Air dot com. RAJ, where was it

756
00:46:27.039 --> 00:46:28.280
you said that you went recently.

757
00:46:29.039 --> 00:46:34.719
Uh, there's a pizza in here in Mesquite that has Yeah.

758
00:46:34.280 --> 00:46:36.960
Yeah, it's pizza in. I didn't think they were around anymore.

759
00:46:37.440 --> 00:46:40.079
Uh, there's a there's a there's a handful. I think

760
00:46:40.119 --> 00:46:44.079
there's one like off a Carol near near the hospital downtown.

761
00:46:45.519 --> 00:46:47.280
But we have one here in Mesquite. I mean it's

762
00:46:47.320 --> 00:46:50.360
been there since I was a kid. It's directly across

763
00:46:50.360 --> 00:46:52.639
from the high school and they have the salad bar

764
00:46:52.840 --> 00:46:56.920
and I completely forgot went into do the buffet because

765
00:46:56.960 --> 00:46:59.679
it's still a lunch so when it opens, it's a

766
00:46:59.679 --> 00:47:04.599
buffer all the way through like eight thirty pm. Yeah,

767
00:47:04.639 --> 00:47:06.119
and I went in like just an.

768
00:47:06.639 --> 00:47:08.000
Full of nostalgia right there.

769
00:47:08.360 --> 00:47:10.599
Yeah. Well, I mean, so it's South Asian owned, so

770
00:47:10.599 --> 00:47:12.519
I usually go in and I you know, I speak

771
00:47:12.519 --> 00:47:14.480
the language, so I talk with the guys that work

772
00:47:14.559 --> 00:47:15.639
there and own it.

773
00:47:15.920 --> 00:47:16.159
Uh.

774
00:47:16.199 --> 00:47:17.159
And so you.

775
00:47:17.159 --> 00:47:18.679
Go to the you go to the pizza place to

776
00:47:18.719 --> 00:47:20.440
speak what language.

777
00:47:21.400 --> 00:47:24.519
Or it's Pakistani owned, so I go in and I

778
00:47:24.519 --> 00:47:27.519
speak or do with the guy and as opposed to Italian, Yes,

779
00:47:28.639 --> 00:47:31.000
but uh, Uh. He always hooks it up. So he

780
00:47:31.000 --> 00:47:33.320
gives me like for for like I'll order one pizza

781
00:47:33.679 --> 00:47:35.559
and he'll give me like an extra pizza, like a

782
00:47:35.599 --> 00:47:38.000
dessert pizza. So it's always nice. So this time I

783
00:47:38.039 --> 00:47:39.320
was like, you know what, let's go in and sit

784
00:47:39.400 --> 00:47:43.719
down and actually, you know, uh, spend our money inside

785
00:47:43.760 --> 00:47:47.639
the store. And uh, I saw the salad bar and

786
00:47:47.880 --> 00:47:50.320
when you said saladbar, when I saw that chopped ham,

787
00:47:50.360 --> 00:47:51.840
I was like, oh my god, I remember that as

788
00:47:51.880 --> 00:47:54.440
a kid, and I did the same. I caught myself

789
00:47:54.519 --> 00:47:56.320
doing the same thing. I'm like a little bit of lettuce,

790
00:47:57.559 --> 00:48:00.400
some cheese. Uh, and then I went for the ham

791
00:48:00.440 --> 00:48:03.360
and I was like, what am I doing? I'm forty

792
00:48:03.480 --> 00:48:08.880
nine when I'm good. I can't. I can't afford to

793
00:48:08.920 --> 00:48:10.960
have my obituary was like, you know, he died what

794
00:48:11.039 --> 00:48:16.400
he was doing, doing what he loved, eating ham. I can't.

795
00:48:16.400 --> 00:48:19.559
I can't have that as a Hindu and as.

796
00:48:19.480 --> 00:48:22.840
A person, bring shame upon the whole family.

797
00:48:24.800 --> 00:48:27.800
I did that doing being a comedian. I did that already.

798
00:48:28.039 --> 00:48:29.679
Yeah, no double dipping for you, sir.

799
00:48:32.519 --> 00:48:34.400
But yeah, so I caught myself doing the same thing.

800
00:48:34.480 --> 00:48:36.480
I'm like, I did I think I have four thousand

801
00:48:36.519 --> 00:48:41.760
calories on this salad right now, So let's just put

802
00:48:41.760 --> 00:48:44.440
this away. I did take a bite for nostalgias sake,

803
00:48:44.480 --> 00:48:46.719
and it was God, it was good.

804
00:48:48.119 --> 00:48:50.360
I never knew what what the thing would be that

805
00:48:50.480 --> 00:48:52.119
made me want to come to Mesquite.

806
00:48:52.920 --> 00:48:55.800
Here you go, I will buy if you eats in,

807
00:48:56.400 --> 00:48:58.719
I will buy you that beats in and buffet. I

808
00:48:58.760 --> 00:48:59.760
won't take you to dinner.

809
00:49:00.199 --> 00:49:04.920
If if Mesquite, Texas suburb outside of Dallas has a

810
00:49:04.960 --> 00:49:08.320
tourism department, now's the time to unleash it. We're talking

811
00:49:08.480 --> 00:49:12.280
state white billboard campaign, and you know what, go ahead

812
00:49:12.280 --> 00:49:17.880
and dip into southern Oklahoma, Arkansas, uh, Western Louisiana. Go

813
00:49:17.880 --> 00:49:20.400
ahead and put a billboard up in chiabah Bah, Mexico

814
00:49:20.480 --> 00:49:23.440
that says, visit Mesquite. We've got a pizza in.

815
00:49:24.320 --> 00:49:25.119
Forget the rodeo.

816
00:49:26.039 --> 00:49:29.920
Forget forget the rodeo, forget the gun show. You come

817
00:49:29.960 --> 00:49:30.719
for the pizza in.

818
00:49:31.719 --> 00:49:33.840
You come for the pizza, you stay for the gun show.

819
00:49:38.440 --> 00:49:42.519
Oh my god, make a pizza too. That's the best

820
00:49:42.559 --> 00:49:43.079
day ever.

821
00:49:46.039 --> 00:49:47.840
That's just in the parking lot of the pizza in.

822
00:49:48.239 --> 00:49:51.360
Yeah no, no, that's not that's not the gun show.

823
00:49:51.360 --> 00:49:54.199
That's just celebratory gunfire because they found a pizza.

824
00:49:53.880 --> 00:50:00.800
In Yeah, Trey, if you make it all the way

825
00:50:00.800 --> 00:50:04.960
over here, I will gladly buy you. You will escort him,

826
00:50:06.960 --> 00:50:10.599
I will walk you through the salad bart's show you

827
00:50:10.639 --> 00:50:12.840
where it is. They also they also have I don't

828
00:50:12.880 --> 00:50:16.360
know why uh be with tots. I can't even explain

829
00:50:16.400 --> 00:50:17.960
that one, but.

830
00:50:17.960 --> 00:50:21.639
It's they've so they've made improvements upon the salad bar.

831
00:50:22.920 --> 00:50:24.840
I just look at it and go, well, it's a mosquite.

832
00:50:28.000 --> 00:50:30.360
Is it next to like the cheese fountain.

833
00:50:30.360 --> 00:50:34.039
Or no, it's next to the spaghetti and meat sauce.

834
00:50:34.880 --> 00:50:38.840
And then there's so it's a full the full on buffet.

835
00:50:39.960 --> 00:50:42.679
You bet your sweet, of course he is. Why do

836
00:50:42.719 --> 00:50:44.079
you think we're all out the parking lot?

837
00:50:48.280 --> 00:50:50.679
The gunshot is just how you get the ambulance to stop.

838
00:50:52.719 --> 00:50:55.760
Somebody been shot? Now just a heart attack? Too much, damn.

839
00:50:58.199 --> 00:51:00.280
Go for the pizza of it. Stay to walk the

840
00:51:00.320 --> 00:51:02.719
people that hold out waiting for you know what pizzas

841
00:51:02.719 --> 00:51:05.000
are coming out next on the buffet. And then there's

842
00:51:05.000 --> 00:51:06.679
a mad rush when it's the good one.

843
00:51:06.960 --> 00:51:11.039
Oh there is, I watch it.

844
00:51:10.920 --> 00:51:15.960
You've lived it is that sausage and pepperoni.

845
00:51:18.559 --> 00:51:20.400
I was gonna say that's the one that they work.

846
00:51:25.679 --> 00:51:28.039
Hawaiian pizza cree uh huh.

847
00:51:30.239 --> 00:51:32.159
No, no, you get that crap out of this gate.

848
00:51:32.920 --> 00:51:34.079
No fruit on pizza here.

849
00:51:34.400 --> 00:51:37.079
I actually heard somebody. I feel like I'm on a cruise.

850
00:51:41.000 --> 00:51:45.760
This boat still floats. Thanks for hanging out with us

851
00:51:45.800 --> 00:51:49.760
Inside the Treehouse. We will see you back here tomorrow. Yeah,

852
00:51:50.000 --> 00:51:52.079
inside the Treehouse. Oh, be sure to check out all

853
00:51:52.119 --> 00:51:55.320
things Treehouse at Treehouse on Air dot com. Social media

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is at Treehouse on Air. For meat at p Daniel Mallley.

855
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For Trey, it's at tree Trendhole, Money and Farage. It's

856
00:52:00.760 --> 00:52:03.760
at Comedian Raj. We'll see you back here tomorrow. Inside

857
00:52:03.760 --> 00:52:04.239
the Treehouse.

858
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