Cocaine Madness | The Treehouse Podcast, Episode 80

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Off to a good start. Shut
up you, It is time to leave

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your worries outside and join me Daniel
Maley, Trey Trenholm, and Rad Sharma

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right here inside the treehouse. Welcome. Let's get stupid, shall we?

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And speaking of stupid, I don't
know what carrier service you guys use for

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your cell phone, but a couple
of days ago, AT and T decided

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to send me back to the you
know, twentieth or even nineteenth century when

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it comes to technology by having a
major carrier outage across its cell network.

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It was so bad that I was
forced to read a book by candlelight,

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and I had to eat squirrel meat
shot by Paul on his way home from

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town. Basically, I was the
extra kid in the Ingles family on little

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house in the Prairie, and I
didn't enjoy it much, especially since that

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that outage spread all the way across
the Caribbean to hear because I still have

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AT and T, and I got
my AT and T coverage in Texas,

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and Texas is one of the areas
hit hardest, along with a handful of

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other major US cities. So were
you guys also living back in the stone

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Age? Were you additional, were
you my kin on the prairie? I

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was. I didn't really know it
at first. I just thought I was

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just really enjoying just a nice,
quiet morning without telling me your age.

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I can enjoy my uh, I
can enjoy my oatmeal. No tell me

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you take care of your take care
of an elderly parent without telling me you

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take care of an parent, all
right? Be true at the same time,

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yeah, uh so No, I
was just like, I thought it

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was great, and it wasn't until
I finally I flipped on the news and

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I was like, oh, And
then I guess everyone figured it out.

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And and what was funny more than
anything else, is people having to figure

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out that those things they held hold
in their hand they have a function called

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the phone, and you can actually
call people. Because what was really affected

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was texting. Oh God, mine
mine, mine. Overall was just completely

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jacked. It was I couldn't send
a text, I couldn't call unless I

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was on Wi Fi. I couldn't
do anything online. I couldn't check social

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media, I couldn't check the news
to see what the matter was. And

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eventually I got connected to a Wi
Fi briefly and saw that there was some

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sort of outage issues. My phone
just said SOS for a good chunk of

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last Thursday. And it was so
bad in the state of Massachusetts, the

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AT and T outage that the Massachusetts
Massachusetts. It was so bad in Massachusetts

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that the Massachusetts State Police had to
release a statement telling people to stop testing

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the nine to one one on their
phone just to see if it worked.

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Wow, nine one one is not
a test feature. That's when you're in

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trouble. I haven't been with AT
and T in years. Well, you

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missed out on all the fun roj
I did. My phone worked. I

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was trying to talk to people and
apparently that's why it wasn't working. But

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I've been with mint Mobile for that's
Bryan Reynolds thing. I've been with that

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for two or three years now.
It's fantastic. I believe Trey helped me.

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If this is correct, doesn't Mint
Mobile piggyback on the Sprint network or

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what used to be the Sprint network? Yeah? So if it had if

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yeah, yeah, I think Verison
ended up buying the Sprint network, or

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T Mobile did or something. I
don't know. I'd be curious if Mint

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Mobile was piggybacking on AT and T's
network if they would have been affected,

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I'm gonna guess yes. But congratulations, rog. It's a smart thing to

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do there. Yeah, I mean
it's you can't be I mean I was

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paying for ever. I was paying
one hundred and fifteen hundred and twenty bucks

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a month, and now I pay
my one hundred and thirty bucks for three

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months. Oh, I should look
into that. I need to see if

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the if the Minton mobile service is
good where I live. They have this

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thing called international, So yes,
I'm not an international. I'm in America.

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God damn it. I want US
prices. I don't want to have

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to do things based on the euro
just because I can see Britain that way.

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It's technically Britain, yes, but
I'm in the US. I can

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see Britain right there. But I'm
in the US. I'm in the US

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waters. I want to be able
to still have some advantages of being being

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a citizen. You're the Sarah Palin
of our shows. That's not fair,

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raj I can I can see Britain
right there. It's called Tortola for the

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King's Island. Technically see rush up
from her house, so's you can see

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Britain from yours. You don't know
how powerful of I where she had at

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and t did actually come out and
say because I don't know if it's because

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Tara and I had just seen the
Netflix movie Leave the World Behind, where

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the film starts out with a major
blackout, and so they're at an airbnb

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for the weekend, they being Julia
Roberts and Ethan Hawke and their children.

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They go to an airbnb for the
weekend and the Hampton's or something, and

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then there's a huge blackout and they
don't know what's going on. The TVs

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don't work, the phones don't work, and eventually marsh Mellow all Lee shows

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up. This is why it pays
to listen to every episode of The Treehouse.

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Marshmellow all Lee shows up saying,
Hey, nice to meet you.

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This is my house. You're staying
in here, this is my daughter.

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We've come here for refuge. And
so anyway, this huge blackout is happening,

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and that's the premise of the film. They don't know what's going on.

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They're trying to figure things out,
but they don't know, and there's

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strife because they don't know if Marshmallow
Ali is truly the owner of this house

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or not, or if he's bad. They don't know. So anyway,

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that was a brief thought with the
AT and T outage the other day that

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a number of people had, which
was is this some sort of a cyber

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attack? And AT and T said, no, it's not. They said

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that it appeared to be the result
of a technical error, not a malicious

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attack. A knocked out cell service
for thousands of its users across the US

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starting early on Thursday. Before it
was restored. AT and T blamed the

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incident on an error encoding, without
elaborating, They said, based on our

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initial review, we believe that today's
outage was caused by the application an execution

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of an incorrect process used as we
were expanding our network. Not a cyber

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attack. Yeah, they got hacked. That's what I thought too. As

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soon as they say not a cyber
attack, I immediately think, oh,

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it was a cyber attack. Yeah, and they had to pay the ransom.

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I think they started out saying something
like, uh, solar flares.

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I saw that as an option somewhere
that said could it have been a solar

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flare? That? Yeah, I
guess it could have. But if it

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had been a solar flare that affected
the AT and T network, wouldn't it

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also have affected the other networks?
That's what I thought, because I don't

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I don't think. I don't think
solar flares can be targeted. Yeah,

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that's just a pr thing, right. Somebody was like, just say solar

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flares, and then at some point
somebody went idiot, it would it would

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affect everybody? Okay, well just
say that it was the coding error.

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And then when you say a coding
er, there's gonna be an Indian person

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behind them going what the ship?
And that's what you read, just just

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the whole room of Indian people turning
around. That is bullshit. We have

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been coding properly. Whatever our coding
is perfect, all of lost. Collina

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stands up and pounds on the table. How dare you? Irving shuts down

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on strike? It not coding.
You want to blame it on coding.

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We'll leave. Let's see how it
works now, and somebody's gonna come out

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and go, yeah, sorry,
sorry Indian people. While we were hacked,

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that's what happened, damn right by
an Indian person. So yeah,

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but no, I felt bad for
every I couldn't understand why I wasn't getting

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like my messages were saying that it
couldn't be delivered, Like I would text

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people and be like just the error
would come up. Yeah, it was

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like I thought something was wrong with
my phone. And then I saw the

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report and I'm like, oh,
okay, uh, AT and T not

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hacked. So are we all on
board then that we all think it was

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more than likely a hack type situation
and they're just trying to cover it.

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I'm going, no, what,
But meanwhile, the NSSA is really excited.

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The only reason I don't know if
it was because if it was a

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hack, just because it seems like
it takes them a lot longer to get

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out of these hacking situations than it
did with this AT and T thing.

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Maybe I don't know, unless unless
AT and T was like, hurry up

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and pay him. I mean,
oh, so like a what is that

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called ransomware? Ransomware? That's right? Oh, interesting, because I mean,

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hell, it took the city of
Dallas. I think they're still unwinding

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from it and it's been close to
a year. Okay, I missed that.

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What happened? Oh Dallas got city, Dallas got hacked and literally it's

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the nine to one one system in
Dallas has been basically obsolete for a year.

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Like they had to go back to
people on radios like the nine to

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one one dispatchers writing handheld notes,
handing it over to fire captains and fire

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captains calling the different battalions and everything
else. Knocked them back to the stone

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ages. As far as technology idea, yeah, wow, okay, what

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what was? How much were they
asking for? They've I don't know that

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they've ever actually come out and said
the technic because then they set the market

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price. Right. Oh yeah,
I guess so, okay, that's wild.

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And I do know that the FBI
and British Intelligence have I think it

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was a couple of days ago they
hacked into the biggest ransomware whatever it is

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in the world and got them.
So when you go to that page,

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uh, their the FBI logo and
the British Intelligence logo pops up and says,

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we were already on this, so
you shouldn't be a like, you

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shouldn't be getting anything from this site. It's like the biggest one. Oh,

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if you want to watch it,
there's a Netflix special. I think

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it was called cyber Bunker. I
knew there was a documentary to go with

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this that tray scene, and it
is. There's a Tom Cruise movie that

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you've seen that has something to do
with this about this guy. He basically

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goes in he had an operation in
Sweden and then it got busted, and

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so then he goes and finds this
abandoned World War two, this German bunker

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and takes it over, and basically
this this little bunker in the middle of

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Germany and middle of nowhere becomes the
global head of basically cyber attacks and like

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porn hosting and the dark web centered
around this this one place that's wild.

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Okay, I have to check that
out. Is that still operational? No?

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All right? Not not that cyberbunker
has been shut down. That doesn't

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mean they're not. The guy isn't
looking for his next one and his little

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out there thereins. My follow up
question is if they were able to shut

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down the bunker, did they get
the guy? They one of the guy

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main guys is without it, like
disappeared and they can't find him, although

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the documentary people found him that the
authorities can't. Truly is amazing that documentarians

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can find some of the most difficult
to find people like, there'll be people

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on the FBI's Most Wanted for years, they'll never find him, and then

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out of't know where, they pop
up on Netflix. I like how the

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guy's bunker shopping look, I gotta
find you know, they butted my last

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one. I got to go find
another bunker somewhere. This is what white

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people do. They want to make
sure you're going to cyber attack the world.

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You're at a You're at an interesting
Airbnb. I really do have lots

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of options. Three houses, ironically
enough, old World War two bunkers,

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missile silos. You can stay in
those at various air and the cast of

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characters in this movie is everything you're
thinking of right now in your head.

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You're you're pretty much spot on.
I knew it, and you give me

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a couple of examples because my mind
is blank on this. This is gonna

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be an incredibly obscure reference. And
even remember the movie Real Genius. Yes,

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yes, one of the guys looks
like Laslow. I know exactly who

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that is. You're telling me.
Laslow from Real Genius graduated from the basement

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of that scientific university into an old
World War two bunker at University of his

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next dwelling. He likes underground,
underground dwelling, and he got more.

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I'm more fortified existence. Does anyone
given him the bad news about Val Kilmer.

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No, I don't think they can
find him. Netflix guys were probably

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like, don't, don't, don't, don't say that. I just I

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want to. I want to thank
you Trey for dropping what you thought was

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a really obscure reference in the middle
of my lap. And that's That's one

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of the movies I've seen probably ten
times from the time it first came out

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to today. When you say Laslo, I know exactly what you're talking about.

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That's the weird long here, dude. Yeah, missing at the university

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and lived in the closet a little
underground system. Yep, yeah, Roger,

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I'm going to assume you've not seen
that film. I have. I

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have seen Real Genius. I saw
it, but I haven't seen it.

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Like every time you reference the movie, you're like, you always have to

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and I love it and and God
bless you reporter, but you have to

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tell us how many times you've seen
it, Like I've seen that movie ten

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times. I'm like, I saw
it twice, maybe like one you've seen

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nine two like fifty times. Yes, but okay, but I don't tell

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you that. Yeah, you kind
of have if you bring up a nine

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oh two and oh reference, I
mean like that's that's the wrong episode.

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Well what you say when you basically
every every time you talk about watching TV,

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you're like, well, I was
watching nine O two one oh.

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I think one can deduct that.
You you you've seen episodes, you know,

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multiple times. Well, I mean
obviously if I'm if I'm still watching

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it, it went thirty years ago. So that's what I'm saying, Like,

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unless I have the shittiest network in
the world, Like, have you

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guys seen this new show that all
you can get? Is that all you

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can get on Mint and I know
zero and texts? That's all that all

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You've seen him on Conan, Comedy
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Germain this Friday and Seidaturday at Dallas
Comedy Club. I'm just at the point

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in my life for the things that
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now super depressing as an adults were
like food loops for dinner. Helly yeah,

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no girl, sweet Radical. That's
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March first and second at the Dallas
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Your new home for comedy in DFW
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happens here. Let's talk to Daniel
Cook from COOKDFW Roofing and Restoration for your

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free roof inspection call eight three three
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a look at all the great work
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com. Daniel, do you go
to the gym currently or did you used

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to work out a lot when you
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was younger. In Austin, just
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a there was an alter between two
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it was so bad that the other
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locker room and stabbed him in the
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Those guys are pretty serious. I
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to the gym. I mean,
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sure they had their machine on when
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was because I guess he didn't have
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out of for the same exact crime. So he has a stabbing problem.

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That's kind of like when you're in
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Right, Yeah, this guy never
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right now, there's a couple of
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cellmate. That's obviously good life advice. And another piece of life advice is

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give Daniel Cook a call for your
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damage or not. He'll get up
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honest assessment. If you know there's
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to call Daniel Cook eight three to
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com. You're in the Treehouse,
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of Dblum. This weekend at the
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Trey who is it Dan Saint Germaine
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Dallas Comedy Club. For tickets and
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Dashcomedy Club dot com. That's Dallas
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I will be there on March first, in the in the next room over

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just doing in the smaller room over
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So Roger will be headlining an intimate
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That's actually a great deal. Should
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go see Roger and then I also
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a hell of a night of comedy
at the Dallas Comedy Club. Get yourself

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a double feature. That's how,
that's how, that's how you should do

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it. Double feature. Weather's supposed
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Yeah, I'm a little envious that
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shut shut up. And you guys
did not hesitate to tell me to shut

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up, and Haryson, I hesitated
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fu. I appreciate that. Thank
you coming up later in the show.

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Wrong Answers Only, and you don't
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fantastic version. And I've finally found
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But there is some important piece of
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one of our dear, dear listeners, Sean. Sean's been a listener for

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a very long time. We appreciate
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show as he does. He's noticed
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him that he wanted to bring to
my attention. So I told you guys

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how in a previous episode that we
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saw what is known what we later
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the beetle that's the size of your
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it. Soon after that episode dropped, I also learned that those things fly,

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which it makes it even worse.
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down on land, but they can
get you by air as well. Turns

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out the titan beetle originates from the
jungles of Columbia. Yes, and Sean

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made the connection of who else originates
from the jungles of Columbia? And that's

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okay, Landlord here no, I
said, who, not what tray,

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But I'm glad you brought up that
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I gotta, I gotta, I
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my landlord don't hear all this.
Now I'm safe. So, uh,

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Sean connected all those dots kind of
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and he said, oh, you're
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is also Colombian. You're living in
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face, mighty face. I am
not smiling about this possibility. I thought

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that a long time ago. And
when you first started talking about the Titan

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Beetle, I'm like, that doesn't
it's not from there. And then you

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told me, like ages ago that
you're Lord Spence in Colombian. I'm like,

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oh, okay, so you're in
the drug house. Good for you.

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You didn't know it, but that's
that's that's how they do it.

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I mean, well, have you
experienced any like long waits to get into

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the bathroom? No, that's I
mean it's not too bad yet. I

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mean when you get a couple of
like, you know, you know,

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drunk twenty four year olds, you
know, stumbling out of the bathroom after

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they've been locked themselves in for ten
minutes, you know, and they might

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be, you know, sniffing and
snorting heavily, then you know you've got

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a problem. Trey, the day
I the day I opened the door to

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the bathroom of my house and see
a pair of drunk and high twenty four

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year old women stumbling out of it, I'm gonna have way more questions than

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the quality of cocaine they were doing, so you're gonna have problems. Yeah.

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A buddy of mine is was in
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were at Barn Addison and this girl
came up into that, so what's your

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name? And he literally doesn't miss
a beat. He's from New York.

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He doesn't give it a crap,
right, he doesn't miss me. He

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goes, you got a little blow
fall falling out of your nose. Just

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turned around. But yeah, this
could be your This could be your your

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drug house, Dan, Oh,
that could be your name drug house Dan.

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No, no, no. I
think the show is properly branded as

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the tree House. It doesn't need
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that might show a spike in our
our downloads out of Nowhere because it be

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ten running. No sharmah. Here's
the thing with cocaine. I've never done

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it, and I have it on
good authority that I never will because I

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readily admit that I have an addictive
personality, and you know, like it

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was hard enough for me to quit
smoking years ago, and I still drink,

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and I'll admit I drink too much, not as much as other people

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that I used to know, but
I still drink too much. And I've

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always been scared to death of hard
drugs. I've only like, even when

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it comes to marijuana, I've only
done it a handful of times in my

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life because I don't want to have
a new habit. I got enough habits

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as it is. And when it
comes to the really hard drugs, like

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the cocaine, and see how old
am I right there? I just called

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it. It sounded like my mother. The cocaine, the meth, the

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LSD, the other drugs that you
put the in front of that I don't

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want to Did you put all this
stuff into the Google? You sent it

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in the email after I turned on
the computer. Yeah, and went to

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the Internet, the introweb. Yeah. And I'm like, I say this,

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I'm with you because I have no
doubt in my mind if I had

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ever tried coke, I would not
be alive. I don't know if I'd

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be dead because of it, but
I feel pretty confident that my first thought

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after having tried it would have been
something along the lines of, whoo,

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I gotta do that again. Yeah. Years ago, I had a friend

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front of my bar, friend and
you know, you know what we're talking

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about, Like, I don't really
know them outside of that bar. And

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they were like, hey, it
was a I said, I saw you

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last night, and she goes,
yeah, I was sorry. I was

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it's a rough night and I know, took this downer and whatever, and

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I had to take cocaine to for
the upper and I was like, so,

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what's it like because you've never done
cocaine, And I go, forty

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is not the age, Like,
you don't start cocaine at forty. You

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nobody wakes up on their fortieth birthdays, Like, you know what I need

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to do today? Lose my house? You know, I need to find

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a coke dealer. Like that's not
a forty year old thing like that seems

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when Tray said twenty four, that
sounds right like at twenty four, you

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should have a coke dealer at forty
if you if you wait, another should

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have one. But I look at
it this way, since I didn't do

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a whole lot of drug experimentation in
my youth, I've decided what I'm going

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to do is if I make it
to I don't give an f old age.

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Yeah number, let's say I don't
know, seventies or something, Yeah,

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then that may be the time where
I give some of these things a

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try that I didn't do in my
youth. So do you know this story.

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There's a there's an actual couple there
in their seventies and the you can

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look this up. The wife was
terminally ill and they wanted to put her

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in a hospice and he's like,
nope, we're going to Vegas. And

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he took him to took his terminally
ild wife to Vegas and they did every

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drug like they're like, if you're
going out, you're going out. They

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had a huge party and I was
like coke and heroin and like everything was

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there. So that's like, I'm
on that vibe. Like if I if

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I could get to that, like, oh, if I'm going out,

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man, it's gonna look like an
early two thousand rap video. I mean,

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blowing bitches a boat, the Three
the three Bees of terminally ill shit.

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I'm gonna get a T shirt made
just to I was just thinking that

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would make a hell of a T
shirt. It really, it amazes me

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and it always cracks me up because
working in bars, and it still happens

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to this day, people you know, come up to me and they're like,

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oh my god, there's someone doing
coke in the bathroom, and of

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course I'm looking like yeah, and
yeah it's eight thirty. They're like,

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well, what do you mean,
Like, I'm like, it goes on

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in every every bar in America.
There's yes, you can go if you

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know what to look for and what
you can go at any bar in America

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and and within ten minutes you can
find drugs. That's the way it is.

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Yeah, yeah you can. Oh
yeah, that's everyone thinks, not

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in my place. Yeah, I'll
tell you what though, that's something that

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is difficult to like, like you're
saying, I believe that is correct.

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Obviously you can find you can find
in any bar in America. You'll be

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able to find blow and bitches.
But there's not a boat in every bar

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in America. So that's a next
level type of thing. Well, yeah,

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that's I mean, if I'm going
out, I'm gonna have to obviously

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I'm gonna have to travel someplace and
to get the full effect. If you're

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going out, your posse is gonna
have a little john in it. But

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there is always a guy in the
bar that has a boat. Oh yeah,

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if you guys want to come down
here for a week and I can

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deliver on all three and a goat
and the goat is the captain. You're

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in the trams. Visit us online
at Treehouseonair dot com. Let's get Jacqueline

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from Brooks Plumbing into the Treehouse now
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and neat two, one, four, three, six, eight thirty eight

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thirty eight the website Brooks Plumbingtexas dot
com. We talked the other day on

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the show Jacqueline about a guy that
stabbed another guy in the butt at the

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gym in North Austin because there was
a squabble over a lug press machine and

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I couldn't help. But wonder do
you ever get stabby? I do.

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It's mostly in traffic. I'm gonna
go ahead and give myself away. So

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I have one bumper sticker on my
car and it is a Spotify scan code

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and it takes you to a ludicrous
song and it's the one that goes move

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get out the way. And that's
when I get I'm I'm drive like I'm

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in Nascar. I'm trying to get
somewhere, and so when I'm stabby,

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it's definitely rush hour traffic. That's
about it. Well, two things number

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one that's awesome, and number two
that gives me a really good idea on

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how to market the Treehouse show.
We need to get Spotify Treehouse. Yes,

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pass QR code link stickers, and
I will cover your car in them.

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I'll put them on the trucks that
go more places than my car does.

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And then maybe what we do is
we just find like places where iHeartRadio

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advertises and then we stick them on
there. I'm all for guirrilla warfare.

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Let's do it. So Brooks Plumbing
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and all of those plumbing wants and
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other slightly nefarious although legal projects.
So give them a call two one four

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listening to the Treehouse, visit us
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I would also be a fun a

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video to make is a Tray's Last
Dance and it's just the Threebs and Captain

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Billy with his host still tied.
Yeah, you do enough drugs on that

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boat, and the goat will talk
to you and say, look, I

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can't even drive this thing with my
hoofs tied behind my back. The new

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game inside the Treehouse that I've really
enjoyed playing with you guys is definitely Wrong

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Answers Only, and I think I've
got a pretty good version of it in

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store for you guys today. Are
you ready? Yes? Are you sure?

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No? Good's that right? There
is the proper answer. So,

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without any further delay inside the Treehouse, let's play another version of Wrong Answers

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Only. Yeah, that's the short
version of the intro. Would you like

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the longer one? Absolutely? Okay, here's the long version of Wrong Answers

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Only, which we would play all
the way through multiple times if we were

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still on radio just trying to kill
twenty hours was a week, but since

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we're in a condensed form, is
just this is just for fun. Wrong

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Answers Only, Here we go.
So the idea of this is for you

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guys, I'm going to give you
a scenario. I'm going to give you

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a quote or a headline of some
sort, and I'll let you know where

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you're supposed to put in the wrong
answer or the answer is supposed to be

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the wrong answer. So the key
here is to make sure that the answer

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you give is wrong. You got
it all right? Now, let me

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make sure I got my other stuff
ready to go. That's good. That's

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good as well. All right,
here we go for episode eighties version of

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Wrong Answers Only. A flight was
diverted when the blank came apart. A

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flight was diverted when the blank came
apart. Raj, we will start with

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you the pilot correct. That is
a wrong answer, which is also one

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of the first things I thought of, which is, yeah, the pilot

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trey at your turn. A flight
was diverted when the blank came apart.

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The goat's bindings. I feel like
it's a continuation of your End of Days,

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except for your goat farm. But
just shut up, by the way,

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if you want to know about my
goat farm, you need to get

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into our tree House Plus program,
which you can find on Patreon Patreon dot

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com slash Treehouse on Air. Five
bucks a month you can get in for

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the Treehouse Plus episodes. And the
episode that dropped most recently was the goat

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Man of Bordeaux Mountain that my wife
had to run in with and Trey and

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Raj had a little too much fun
with that, but you know it's to

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your benefit, so Patreon dot com
slash Treehouse on Air. So you both

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were correct, those were wrong answers. The In reality though, the a

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flight was diverted when the wing came
apart. Yeah, that's when you did.

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You definitely want to divert. Okay, you don't want to emergency land.

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You want to divert. You want
to not plummet to the earth.

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It is important to have, you
know, what do they say attainable goals?

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Yes, I always like my plane
with both wings. I think we

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all do there. But yeah,
there was a flight recently that had to

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be diverted because the wings started to
come apart, and like, you know,

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maybe we should go back. What
do you think, Steve, Let's

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let's let's head back. Meanwhile,
what if what if you've got the what

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if you have like a different pilot
who's not on duty, he's just dead

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heading to the location and he really
wants to get to that place really bad.

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You can make it. I he's
drunk. He holds it together immediately.

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Pilots hammered. Yeah, why do
you think the goat's line? Oh

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man, all right, here we
go. Now the next one. By

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the way, that flight was a
United flight to Boston that had to be

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diverted when the wings started falling apart
mid flight. Please now the next one.

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Wrong answers only, gentlemen, what's
a lollipop lady? What is a

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lollipop lady? Wrong? Answers only, And I have audio that will go

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with this trey. We will start
with you. What is a lollipop lady?

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Girl on the other side of the
glory hole? Ooh, that is

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the wrong answer. Albeit this huscy
one. Is there an official lollipop of

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the Dallas Cowboys. I'm not asking
that question because those two were in any

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way related. It was just a
random thought in my brain. It was

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the nineties. It'd be a blowpop
an owl just watching a one two.

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That's wrong. Three. All right, Raj, your term what is a

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lollipop lady? What is a lollipop
lady? Wrong? Answers only another name

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for the tie lady boys. WHOA
That is a wrong answer. Congratulations.

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I will freely admit this is one
of those things that I've never heard of.

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And Raj, I thought there was
a possibility that you might actually know

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the answer to this because you spent
and still do spend a considerable time doing

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shows in jolly old England. Yes, so there was a there was a

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woman or there is a woman and
she's American and she lives here, lives

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in America with her English boyfriend,
and I guess they had the conversation about

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what a lollipop lady is and it
turns out that the lollipop lady is a

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crossing guard. Got you? Okay? Okay? And then if it was

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a male crossing guard, then it'd
be a lollipop man. Yes, that's

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correct. And if it's a kid, it would be a lollipop kid.

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And if it's a group of them, would that be the lollipop guild.

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All right, I have one more, I have one more wrong answer only

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are you ready? Yes? All
right? Wrong? Answers only, I

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swapped blank for stripping. I swapped
blank for stripping. Raj, we will

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start with you again. Wrong answers
only. I swapped nursing. That is

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a wrong answer. Very good,
very good, very good, trey An

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he guesses wrong answers only. I
swapped blank for stripping. Daddy issues a

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correct wrong answer that is very good. In reality, this was stated by

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a memory her of a prominent African
royal family who revealed how she moved to

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America and became a stripper. She
said, I swapped royalty for stripping.

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Yeah, right, good for you
couldn't get a job at mcdowas are you

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saying that? We uh, we
just got to look inside the coming to

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America reboots points if if the if
the Gentleman's Club is called by bars,

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Yeah, maybe mcdowa's wasn't hiring tree
I don't know. Thanks for ha going

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out with us inside the Treehouse today. We appreciate it. Be sure to

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check out the next episode of the
tree House on Friday. That'll be Friday

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