Aug. 30, 2024

Dolphin Attack 911 | Friday! August 30, 2024

Dolphin Attack 911 | Friday! August 30, 2024

Suzu the horny sex pest dolphin has been wreaking havoc on Japanese beaches, and one of his victims called for help. A man got left on a mountain. Beaver bombing and BIRTHDAYS!

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Suzu the horny sex pest dolphin has been wreaking havoc on Japanese beaches, and one of his victims called for help. A man got left on a mountain. Beaver bombing and BIRTHDAYS!

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It is time to believe your worries outside. You come

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laugh with us inside the Treehouse. Daniel Malley along with

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Trade Trenholm and Raj Sharma on a fred Day. Hell yeah,

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August thirtieth, twenty twenty four. Today we will of course

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cover major birthdays because it's what we do on Fridays.

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Celebrity birthdays, yay. I'm also going to tell you guys

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about beaver bombing, although Trey's the one that found the story,

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incented to me, so really it's just going to be

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telling you Raj about beaver bombing and what that could

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possibly be. But before we can get to either of

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those items, we must first pay homage to something we

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discussed earlier in the week, because it is coming back

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to haunt us. You'd think it would be the treehouse,

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toilet wine or the hot bottle of ditch gin, but

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those have not yet come back to haunt us quite yet. No,

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I'm talking about Suzu, the sex pest horny dolphin terrorizing

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the beaches and the vacationers of Central Japan. Told you

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guys a couple of days ago about Suzu in an

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article titled Impossible Love. Of course, Actually, now would I

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say it. I feel like it's missing something. I'd even

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my music that I spent so much time recording onto

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my machine, impossible love. Suzu the sex pest Dolphin strikes.

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Fear into Japan. So we told you about Suzu the

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sex best Dolphin, right, and.

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You know that's really got to be scary, you know,

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if it strikes fear in the culture that invented BUKACKI.

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I was not ready for that, Raj.

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If you think you weren't ready for that, then you

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really are not.

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He was gonna say sushi or like dolphin free nets what.

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I don't know if you guys are just used to

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hearing that reference throwing around.

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Here's the thing, Raj. If you weren't ready for that,

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and you're really not going to be ready for what's next.

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I told you about Suzu the sex past horny Dolphin

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in a news article earlier this week. Turns out, after

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doing a little more investigating, there's not only more to

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the story, but there's been some anecdotal evidence of Suzu's exploits.

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I am, of course, referring to evidence of the nine

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to one one emergency call variety Oh no, wow, yeah, yeah,

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Japan has its own emergency services line, and there have

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been you know, as we said the other day, there

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have been like I think there've been twenty hang on,

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there's been over twenty attacks by Suzu the horn doin

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in central Japan. And this is just one of the

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nine to one one calls that were placed to report.

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What's your emergency?

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I think it was just assaulted by a dolphin.

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Do you mean an actual dolphin or an NFL player

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from the Miami Dolphins.

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An actual dolphin?

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Okay, got it. Got to make sure I checked the

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right box for statistical reporting to the NFL.

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You report this stuff to the NFL.

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Mm hmm. We had to keep track of attacks on

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the public by Miami Dolphins players compared to actual dolphins.

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It's court boarded. I think you know which one's more common.

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So back to your emergency. What do you mean you

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think you were assaulted by a dolphin?

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Well, it's my first time, so I'm not really sure.

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Cape did it yell at.

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You or I always forget to bring this up, so

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I'll mention it in the middle of it. Here we

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have to disguise the voices of the victims that call in.

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We have to protect their anonymity or, in this case,

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their innocence or guilty.

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Assaulted by a dolphin.

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Well, it's my first time, so I'm not really sure.

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In cave did it yell at you or shout at you?

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It made a noise like flipper, but I don't know

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if that's yelling O cave?

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Did it push you or did it shove you?

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Yes?

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Did it punch you?

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It doesn't have hands, so no, it didn't punch me.

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Okay, Well that answers my follow up question. If it

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fistied you, did it bite you a little bit? Did

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you bite it back? No? Okay, good?

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Good?

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That is good. Biting is how dolphins get consent. If

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you had bitten back, this would be a very different

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type of call where I send the police to arrest

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you for being a dolphin.

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If you know about inner species consent.

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Sure do they teach us a lot here and I

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also watch a lot of YouTube. So what happened after

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the dolphin bit you?

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It mounted me?

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The dolphin mounted you? Mm hmmm? Were you face upper

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face down? Does it matter? I'm trying to draw a

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picture for the breakroom fridge, so yes, it matters.

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Face up, not to submit to court, to submit to

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the breakroom.

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You know, it's it's a little things that'll get you

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through a shift as a nine operator.

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Bit you mounted me, the dolphin mounted you? Mm hmm.

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Were you face upper face down? Does it matter? I'm

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trying to draw a picture for the breakroom fridge, so

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yes it matters. Face upper, face down?

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Well, I was trying to crawl away, so face down

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h nice?

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Okay? And where did this happen?

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I don't think this is for the breakroom. I think

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this is for a scrap book on.

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Fast though.

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Face down nice? Okay? And where did this happen? On

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a boat or on the beach?

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On the beach?

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Oh, sort of a from here to eternity kind of thing,

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very romantic, not for me. Well did you try hitting it?

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Yeah?

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Would you say you flogged it the dolphin? Yes?

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I guess you could say.

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Though. Did you pull its cheek with your finger?

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Maybe?

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Did you try putting your hand in its mouth?

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Really?

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Really far?

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It all happened so fast, but yeah, I think so.

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Did you try sticking your finger in its blowhole? Oh?

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Yes, I definitely did that.

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So you tried everything?

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Yeah?

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M And after you tried all that, what happened?

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It started humping me faster.

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Yeah, this all makes sense, It does. M that's just

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some like choking. In fact, everything you've described is a

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turn on for dolphins. They're really into that beadsm they are. Yep,

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what do you think that d and BDSM stands for?

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I thought it was for domination.

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Nope, you're wrong, it's dolphin. Did you and the dolphin

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have a safe word?

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What?

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No, that's pretty risky. You should always have a safe word.

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But you definitely dominated that dolphin. Where are you now?

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I'm here at the beach.

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You're still at the beach?

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Yeah? Why?

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Why? Because who in their right mind would stick around

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at the scene of an attack. This isn't an emergency.

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You're just bragging about getting by a dolphin.

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No, I'm not. He assaulted me.

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Oh really? Well, according to my notes and this drawing

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I'm working on, you fish hooked, gags, choked and flocked

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this dolphin. But did he finish well?

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Yeah, I mean it's condo all.

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Over my legs, anywhere else, my arms and a little

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I knew it, dolphin Bukakis. Is the dolphins still there?

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Yeah? Great?

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Minds think alike.

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Right, that's gonna be a new category on porn hub.

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M M, that's cute that you think it's a new one.

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We don't get it in Texas, so I wouldn't know.

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One last little bit.

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Here, well yeah, I mean it's condo all.

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Over my legs, anywhere else my arms, and a little

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on my shoes. I knew it. Dolphin Bukki is the

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dolphins still there?

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Yo?

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And what's he doing smoking a cigarette?

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Suzu the sex pest dolphin terrorizing the beaches of Japan.

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So you've been warned.

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I love neither of these two people had Japanese accents.

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That would be wrong, Ra, that would be the wrong part.

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M all right, let's do it.

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Today is Fred Day, August thirtieth, twenty twenty four. It's

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holiday weekend. You got Labor day and to celebrate, we've

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got birthdays from One Direction. Liam Payne is thirty one

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today from Glee and Scream Queens. Leah Michelle turns thirty eight.

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The guy that played Rufeo in Hook, Dante Basco is

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forty nine.

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Wow.

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Rufeo is forty nine, which means not only is he

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making us all feel old, but he's making Trey feel

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ancient because Trey's older than.

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Rufio by a year.

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Still.

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I mean, I just I.

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Wonder does he can he still have that? Can he

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can he still grow that hair?

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Oh? Some good hair?

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Are they not supposed to age? Why are we talking

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about him?

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Well, that's you say. His actual age is forty nine,

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but he still looks like a like a sixteen year old.

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I also found it odd that in that movie he

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was the only one that had gone through puberty. All

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the other all the other lost boys are actually still boys.

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But I mean he's like a young man.

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He's a lost dude.

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He's just a runaway.

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Yeah, oh boy, that is that is a forty nine wow? Okay?

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Uh.

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Carla Gugino one of one of my Hollywood crushes. She

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is fifty three today and still still has got it.

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Who is that really? Yes?

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Hang on, let me show you.

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I'm with you, RAJ.

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Thank you. You'll speak up please, because sometimes I'm like,

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who's on my side?

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Really?

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Like Carlo Gagino, I'm like from down the street.

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This Carla Gagino is not from Mesquite rag.

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On the Sopranos. I don't know.

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She was on Entourage. Okay, she was been on a

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ton of things. She was in Sin City, she's in Entourage.

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She's been numerous television shows and movies. Can you see

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her there?

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M hmm.

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Nothing, You guys don't recognize Carlo Gagino.

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I recognize her.

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Yeah, yeah, okay, that's one of your crushes. Yes, you're

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being I'm pretty sure you can find twelve of her

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at Sambuca every now and again. Okay, uh, Campezie on

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a Friday night. Don't find a ga Gino or two?

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All right?

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Fine, Well, who's your middle aged Hollywood crush.

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Jennifer loves youtt and you will shut your filthy mouth

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about her. She is a wonderful, wonderful woman.

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No, she's very sweet.

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Matter once yeah, same was that what the Jamie Kennedy

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or by herself?

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No, that that was that was by herself.

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Oh yeah, she's a she's an amazing.

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Woman, Trey. Who is your middle aged Hollywood crush.

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I can't think of her name right now, but the

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woman who played Donna on Suits?

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Let me google some more?

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Who plays everything for redheads in?

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Okay, google's already. Her name is Donna Paulson.

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That's her character's name, I think, Oh.

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Yeah, it says TV character Sarah Rafferty. Oh, I think

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who that is? Let me pull her up here?

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Oh yeah?

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What else has she been in?

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American actress best known for her role as Donna Roberta

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Pulson in the USA Network legal drama Suits.

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Who. She's tall.

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She's five nine from New Canaan, Connecticut. She is fifty

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one years old.

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Oh, she's from Connecticut. So it doesn't get whider than that,

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go Tray. She's a redhead.

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Come on, I mean, while you know redheads who are

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also you know, persons of color exist, They're extremely rare,

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Yes they are.

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But I like how Trey likes the Connecticut gingers. That's good.

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I like it. Now we know where to go. Now,

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we know where to go find him. Now if we can,

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just if we can just find out if she's crazy

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the trifecta.

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She's a redhead, then chances are yeah.

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She's a redheaded actress. I'm gonna go yeah, yes.

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Oh.

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Speaking of crazy actresses, Rebecca de Morney turns sixty five.

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I don't know if she's actually crazy in real life,

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but she played one of the all time great crazy

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characters in film, and that was in the Hand that

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Rocks the Cradle.

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Yes, wo man, Yeah, that was a good one. That

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was my I think that was my introduction to Forrest

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Whitaker when he's a phenomenal actress. Well, and I remember

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like him being like the the key to that move.

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But she was just so good because it starts off

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so innocuous and then it's just brilliant.

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See that's where I wonder, is that where Trey began

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to fall in love with the type? Like Trey at

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an early age, did you see a television show or

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a film where the character was where where the female

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lead was so crazy and you didn't understand the feelings

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at the time, but in puberty you realized it was

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a turn on. And now, as a fifty year old man,

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can you look back to your childhood and say, yeah,

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this is where it started.

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The de morning effect.

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So nature verse nurture, so you know you could say that,

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Uh yeah, there's I mean I grew up watching Dallas

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and Dynasty, so that was chocked.

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Full of crazy.

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Yeah, fatal attraction, you know, so uh hand rocks a cradle. Yeah,

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I mean, be an interesting study. I don't know the answer,

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but yeah, I definitely am sure. Uh there's some nurture.

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And you know my mom, uh you know she was

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the litmus test of crazy, which means, you know, the

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bar was set high.

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I mean.

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High. So you so when you were watching Dallas, you

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were like you looked at Suella and you're like, that's

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I love her, She's crazy. Or were you the the

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other sister?

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Uh, Priscilla? What was her name? What was the other one?

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Well, there was there was Pam that was Bobby's wife.

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That was Priscilla, and I can't think of her last name.

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No, that's Victoria Principal.

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Victoria Principle. I'm starting.

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Yeah, yeah, the gray was swelling. And then there was

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another girl that shot j R. She was the one

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that was crazy, the long brunette, beautiful.

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They all were crazy.

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Yeah. Well, I mean Pam was the normal one. That's

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why nobody liked that pitch.

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She made everybody feel bad for me, only only non

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crazy one really was the mom. Yeah, miss Ellie, Yeah yeah, yeah,

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she was boring.

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I want you, I want you to think about it, Trey.

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You don't have to do it right now, but you

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take the weekend, take the holiday weekend, and spend some

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time with you and try to pull up any memories

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where maybe little Tray was watching something and something stirred

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in him. You you, uh, I want this to get

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edited out and be all weird. And that's that was,

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you know, the beginnings of you being attracted to crazy women.

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I mean, here's the here's the thing. I'm like. I

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I've dated plenty of crazy women, and they're fun. That's

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the thing. They're they're they're very exciting.

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They keep you on your toes sprinting.

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No, that's mostly because you could round the corner and

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there there.

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Uh so you don't like roller coasters, no, but so

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you know you haven't dated that that that crazy of

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a woman.

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I I got once and I got off the ride quick,

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so and I went I went to the concession stamp. Yeah,

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I wouldn't got a frozen lemonade. That's what that's what

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I went and got.

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You haven't really done it until you're the rides over

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and you're, you know, going, let's.

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Do it again.

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You're immediately going back at the end of the line,

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ready for more.

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I had a single day ticket. He has a season passed.

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Yeah, the little dancing dude at six Flags based on

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trade you're listening to.

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The Treehouse visit goes online at Treehouse on Air dot com.

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Let's talk to Daniel Cook from Cook DFW Roofing and Restoration.

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The phone number to contact him and Carrie Cook very

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talented duo in the roofing and remodeling and registration business.

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Hat tipped to you Steve from Offbeat The light side

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of law enforcement. Restoration is the work. You give them

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a call eight three three Cookie DFW the website cookdfw

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dot com. Daniel, how long is a roof supposed to last?

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Manufacturers stopped using a terminology as far as an age

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of a roof shingle because they used to have the

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typical twenty twenty five, thirty year, even fifty year shingles

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and that's how they would advertise them.

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And how long did they actually last?

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Well, if you're in Texas, you know about the weather here,

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so we go from zero to one hundred and fifteen.

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We also have traumatic winds, hell and all kinds of

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other things beaten the crap out of your roof.

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So the possibility exists you could buy a fifty year

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roof and fifty days later you may need a new roof.

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Absolutely, it does happen. I've heard horror stories. Personally in

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our company, we have replaced a roof on two different

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customers back to back years, So back to back years

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they've had the roof replace. Now I do know some

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other owners of some companies though, they've actually replaced a

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roof in back to back months. So it does happen,

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and unfortunately, the average life by insurance experts at seven

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and a half years.

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What would happen if you did a roof made out

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of flubber?

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Wow? Yeah, I mean that could be an idea. I

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mean there are some roofs that are made of rubberized

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material and different different items that there. There's so much

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experimentation right now and roofing.

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They're trying to.

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Figure out how to make it more durable, how can

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they last? But then you're you're competing against not just

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one element, you're competing against a multitude development, it'd be different.

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You know, when you're in hurricane prone see areas, you

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make roofs that don't blow away easy, right, But that's

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just not that's just one of our issues here. So

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you got to be work and you want them to

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be cosmetically nice looking.

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Yep, they can't be hideous. And when you need a

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new roof where you think that they might be in

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need of some repair, you make sure and called Daniel Cook,

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the expert that we trust. Inside the Treehouse eight three

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three Cook DFW eight three three Cook DFW The website

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cookdfw dot com.

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This is online at Threehouse on Air dot com.

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Plumbingtexas dot com. Before I tell you about beaver bombing,

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I'm first going to tell you the story of a man.

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This is not a popular man and a seemingly not

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a well liked man. A man's co workers left him

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behind on a fourteen thousand foot mountain. I've worked with

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a few people I'd like to leave on a mountain.

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A man in Colorado is lucky to be alive after

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his coworkers left him behind on a fourteen thousand foot

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mountain that they climbed as part of a team building exercise.

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You know what, what if the team building exercise was

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to ditch Gary?

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I always wanted to know how Sharpa's moved around. What

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did they did?

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This is their off season. This happened on Mount Schivano.

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It's one hundred miles southwest of Denver. The summit is

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over fourteen thousand feet. But not everyone did the whole climb.

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Yeah that the black and brown people didn't even start.

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Which brown because we were just chilling at the top

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waiting for you guys. Oh, they just I would hate

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to go because they would just hand me all their packs.

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I'm like, oh, I hate these people. Stop it's Sharma,

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not Shirpa. Stop it. You know.

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I could tell you more information on that story, but

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I feel like it would ruin it, so I'm not.

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I just wanted does it say what company it is?

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White People Inc?

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This sounds like fun dot Com.

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You know you're right, this is one of those things

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where once again, important pieces of information are left out

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of the story. Earlier this week, we had one of

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those examples in which a daycare provider was arrested for

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restraining children with tape. Nowhere in the story does it

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specify what kind of tape, because not all tape is

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created equals somewhere better for the job. Some are worse,

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Some are gonna rip a little hair off, Some might

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take nothing off. Like if it's painter's tape, that's nothing.

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If it's duct tape, that can take some hair off.

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I know, yeah, I just wonder how you get employees

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to climb fourteen thousand the air.

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And now in this story we get all this information

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about coworkers leaving one of their fellow employees on the

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top of a mountain. Nowhere in the story does it

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say the name of the company.

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No, but do we know the name of the person

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left on the mountain? Do they give a name of

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that person?

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I don't see it in this story. Let me see

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if I can find another version. Let me get me

483
00:28:51.559 --> 00:28:52.839
check the differences, because.

484
00:28:52.599 --> 00:28:56.720
If there's a Todd or a Noah or a Skuyler,

485
00:28:57.279 --> 00:29:00.920
like that's we can kind of kind of figure out

486
00:29:00.960 --> 00:29:04.240
what this company's about, like we can know, like you know,

487
00:29:04.319 --> 00:29:06.079
there's probably a ping pong table of the break room,

488
00:29:06.279 --> 00:29:09.079
like you like you can tell what kind of a

489
00:29:09.400 --> 00:29:10.480
company this is going to be.

490
00:29:11.319 --> 00:29:13.400
He made one too many, that's what she said, jokes.

491
00:29:18.319 --> 00:29:20.119
That's what you get for eating people's food out of

492
00:29:20.160 --> 00:29:26.119
the fridge, buddy. This sounds like one of those things

493
00:29:26.160 --> 00:29:29.319
where this wasn't even a thing. They just told one guy,

494
00:29:30.960 --> 00:29:32.720
this is what we're doing this weekend for the team

495
00:29:32.759 --> 00:29:35.240
building exercise, and he just went to the top and

496
00:29:35.240 --> 00:29:36.279
nobody else was there.

497
00:29:37.759 --> 00:29:39.640
It was supposed they told him it was a scavenger

498
00:29:39.720 --> 00:29:42.000
hunt to find his fellow employees.

499
00:29:42.799 --> 00:29:44.480
Or it was his idea, and they're like, oh, yeah,

500
00:29:44.920 --> 00:29:46.759
great idea. We're right behind you.

501
00:29:46.880 --> 00:29:52.039
We'll see you up there, buddy. They're all just down

502
00:29:52.039 --> 00:29:53.519
the street in some sports bar.

503
00:29:56.359 --> 00:30:00.400
Up there, looking at the mountain from the bar.

504
00:30:04.960 --> 00:30:05.359
Yeah.

505
00:30:05.680 --> 00:30:11.039
Uh god. Even in I've not looked in three different places.

506
00:30:11.160 --> 00:30:15.680
I do not see a name of the the hiker

507
00:30:15.759 --> 00:30:18.000
that got left behind, And I don't see the name

508
00:30:18.000 --> 00:30:22.000
of the company that did the team building exercise.

509
00:30:22.920 --> 00:30:25.960
Who snitched who?

510
00:30:26.160 --> 00:30:26.359
Who?

511
00:30:26.480 --> 00:30:27.920
Who told the report of the story.

512
00:30:28.680 --> 00:30:30.839
I believe he dropped it. I believe he dropped a

513
00:30:30.880 --> 00:30:35.039
pin and was able to get help and search and

514
00:30:35.079 --> 00:30:37.640
rescue was it was able to locate him and stretcher

515
00:30:37.720 --> 00:30:38.079
him out.

516
00:30:39.000 --> 00:30:42.880
What a bitch? You stay up there like Green Boots.

517
00:30:47.319 --> 00:30:48.519
That's where you dine now, Todd.

518
00:30:54.519 --> 00:31:00.480
Yeah, I don't see anything about name or uh company,

519
00:31:00.519 --> 00:31:02.920
although I guess you could just do like a quick

520
00:31:04.000 --> 00:31:14.960
job search for the Denver area. Yeah, recent posting on

521
00:31:15.039 --> 00:31:16.279
LinkedIn that could be a hint.

522
00:31:16.799 --> 00:31:18.519
This is this is how old I am.

523
00:31:18.599 --> 00:31:18.759
Right.

524
00:31:19.119 --> 00:31:20.920
When you're like you dropped a pin, I'm like he

525
00:31:21.039 --> 00:31:21.920
still had service.

526
00:31:22.079 --> 00:31:22.680
That's great.

527
00:31:24.079 --> 00:31:25.319
Who's this mobile provider?

528
00:31:27.480 --> 00:31:29.519
I'm just thinking, it's not like this is the middle

529
00:31:29.519 --> 00:31:32.200
of winter and a storm rolled in. It's summer. I mean,

530
00:31:32.440 --> 00:31:35.480
they are still, Todd. It's gonna play hide and seek.

531
00:31:37.079 --> 00:31:40.720
We'll find you, stretcher mountain, Like, just roll down, Todd,

532
00:31:41.440 --> 00:31:45.359
Roll down the mountain. You'll be fine. We'll be David

533
00:31:45.400 --> 00:31:46.440
Busters will buy you a beer.

534
00:31:49.119 --> 00:31:51.119
That really does beg the question, how do you get

535
00:31:51.160 --> 00:31:51.960
lost on a mountain?

536
00:31:54.279 --> 00:31:54.759
You just go?

537
00:31:55.200 --> 00:31:56.880
I mean, I'm pretty sure I don't think I needed

538
00:31:56.920 --> 00:32:01.000
to see multiple episodes of Bear Grill to note that

539
00:32:01.079 --> 00:32:01.839
you just go.

540
00:32:02.240 --> 00:32:08.519
Down Rights that's why he's been fired.

541
00:32:08.559 --> 00:32:09.759
She just keep goking up.

542
00:32:13.480 --> 00:32:15.359
If you can't find your way off of a mountain,

543
00:32:15.400 --> 00:32:15.839
you're fired.

544
00:32:19.240 --> 00:32:20.720
Now. If they drop you off at the top and

545
00:32:20.759 --> 00:32:22.480
you just keep going up, that's a problem.

546
00:32:22.799 --> 00:32:28.200
Yeah. There is one other possibility, and that is maybe

547
00:32:28.240 --> 00:32:30.920
he didn't want to go down the mountain because someone

548
00:32:31.039 --> 00:32:33.960
told him about the beaver bombing at the base.

549
00:32:35.279 --> 00:32:36.440
Beaver bombing at the base.

550
00:32:38.079 --> 00:32:39.720
Yeah, it's gonna be a good final segment.

551
00:32:43.079 --> 00:32:53.720
You're in the visit us online a treehouseonair dot com.

552
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556
00:33:04.519 --> 00:33:07.039
someone with you doing some heavy breathing. Jack one.

557
00:33:07.680 --> 00:33:14.599
It's Colby. No, I'm kidding, no, So I have all

558
00:33:14.640 --> 00:33:16.960
three of my dogs in the car with me, and

559
00:33:17.279 --> 00:33:19.240
Lola is the one that's crying. She thinks I'm dropping

560
00:33:19.240 --> 00:33:20.680
her off at the vet, but I'm really not, I

561
00:33:20.720 --> 00:33:24.200
swear to God. But Fury is a heavy breather because

562
00:33:24.240 --> 00:33:27.319
he's a rescue He was shot at close range in

563
00:33:27.359 --> 00:33:29.440
the face with a shotgun, which is why he's missing

564
00:33:29.440 --> 00:33:31.920
his eye. The little baby pellets got in there and

565
00:33:31.920 --> 00:33:33.920
they couldn't get it out. But it also got him

566
00:33:34.000 --> 00:33:36.079
kind of in the throat. So he sounds like a

567
00:33:36.160 --> 00:33:40.279
two packa Dade chainsmoker when he barks. But he's also

568
00:33:40.440 --> 00:33:43.799
like an almost constantly heavy breather. And since I'm typically

569
00:33:43.880 --> 00:33:46.799
the one that has the phones after hours for emergencies,

570
00:33:47.319 --> 00:33:48.880
I had him in the car with me once and

571
00:33:48.920 --> 00:33:50.400
he was standing right at my shoulder and he was

572
00:33:50.400 --> 00:33:54.079
breathing real heavy, and this woman was trying very desperately

573
00:33:54.160 --> 00:33:56.279
to like tell me what was wrong at her house

574
00:33:56.640 --> 00:33:58.920
and give me her address and book the appointment, and

575
00:33:58.920 --> 00:34:02.640
she finally, that's Rusty Laane on the horn. She finally,

576
00:34:03.400 --> 00:34:06.319
she finally stopped and was like, Okay, I can't continue

577
00:34:06.319 --> 00:34:06.880
any longer.

578
00:34:07.039 --> 00:34:07.799
She was like, are you.

579
00:34:07.759 --> 00:34:09.039
Sitting next to a dog?

580
00:34:09.599 --> 00:34:09.920
Yes?

581
00:34:10.199 --> 00:34:12.679
And I had to explain the whole thing that he's

582
00:34:12.719 --> 00:34:14.920
a heavy breather and he sounds like that all the time.

583
00:34:15.440 --> 00:34:18.039
She thought there was something absolutely perverse going on in

584
00:34:18.079 --> 00:34:21.519
the background, and she just couldn't make it through the call.

585
00:34:21.599 --> 00:34:23.679
She's like, I have to ask she's like, what's happening?

586
00:34:23.719 --> 00:34:26.400
And I was like, my dog, my dog's sitting here.

587
00:34:27.000 --> 00:34:31.440
And that's my perverted phone caller story. It's feary, always feary.

588
00:34:32.079 --> 00:34:34.639
That's pretty solid. It is interesting to think that you'd

589
00:34:34.639 --> 00:34:39.119
be so dedicated to helping a customer that you know

590
00:34:39.559 --> 00:34:42.960
that she actually thought you would not stop, but at

591
00:34:43.039 --> 00:34:46.960
least answer the phone. Yeah, no, that's not happening now.

592
00:34:48.039 --> 00:34:49.440
So it's good to know that you do have some

593
00:34:49.519 --> 00:34:52.480
boundaries while keeping in mind you do go above and

594
00:34:52.519 --> 00:34:53.840
beyond for the customers.

595
00:34:54.360 --> 00:34:56.719
Yes, me and me and the bitches. I can say

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that it's it's podcast Me and the bitches.

597
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That's right.

598
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That's right, you and the bitches. So make sure you

599
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600
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And now beaver bombing RAJ, do you have any guesses

619
00:36:21.039 --> 00:36:22.760
as to what beaver bombing is?

620
00:36:24.119 --> 00:36:28.880
Okay, I'm gonna have to go with what I would think.

621
00:36:30.519 --> 00:36:33.159
I'm guessing throwing them at people.

622
00:36:35.360 --> 00:36:43.880
That's an interesting guess. Unfortunately not correct. No, beaver bombing

623
00:36:44.159 --> 00:36:50.039
is covertly releasing beavers into the countryside of England.

624
00:36:50.760 --> 00:36:54.880
Hmm, okay, I was not expecting that, all right, Yeah,

625
00:36:55.000 --> 00:36:55.920
beaver bombing.

626
00:36:57.360 --> 00:37:03.400
Beaver bombing covertly, yeah, Covertly releasing beavers into the countryside

627
00:37:03.440 --> 00:37:07.039
is increasing in England because successive governments have not fulfilled

628
00:37:07.079 --> 00:37:12.239
promises to permit some planned wild releases and conservationists are

629
00:37:12.320 --> 00:37:17.400
issuing warnings. Beavers now live freely on river systems across

630
00:37:17.840 --> 00:37:24.079
swaths of southern England, and conservationists are wanting officials to

631
00:37:24.159 --> 00:37:28.840
release free living beavers and produce a national strategy to

632
00:37:28.880 --> 00:37:34.920
maximize the biodiversity and flood alleviation benefits delivered by the beavers.

633
00:37:38.639 --> 00:37:41.360
It's not an irrigation thing, but I'll still trying to

634
00:37:41.400 --> 00:37:42.039
figure this out.

635
00:37:42.320 --> 00:37:46.760
Apparently the dams are important to the ecosystem. According to

636
00:37:46.960 --> 00:37:52.639
Ava Bishop, who is from the Beaver Trust, beavers are

637
00:37:52.639 --> 00:37:55.239
a native species with lots to offer in terms of

638
00:37:55.360 --> 00:37:59.800
landscape resilience, boosting, biodiversity and climate change adaptation and mitigation.

639
00:37:59.840 --> 00:38:02.559
It would be crazy not to look at wild release

640
00:38:03.119 --> 00:38:06.039
as a key tool for the government. The failure of

641
00:38:06.159 --> 00:38:09.960
recent cunts of recent conservative governments to approve or even

642
00:38:09.960 --> 00:38:12.840
reject wild releases or clearly signal what is required in

643
00:38:12.960 --> 00:38:16.079
terms of funding has led to unauthorized releases that could

644
00:38:16.159 --> 00:38:20.119
jeopardize the sixty nine percent public support for their wild release.

645
00:38:20.199 --> 00:38:25.280
Of all the numbers that could be associated with beaver

646
00:38:25.440 --> 00:38:29.000
bombing support sixty nine percent.

647
00:38:29.079 --> 00:38:34.639
Really, hey, it's sixty percent. It's you know one one,

648
00:38:34.920 --> 00:38:37.079
you know one top is a is wild beaver. The

649
00:38:37.159 --> 00:38:40.159
other one is a free release. Uh you know how

650
00:38:40.159 --> 00:38:42.360
it goes well.

651
00:38:42.360 --> 00:38:45.039
I think I think we all can support free range

652
00:38:45.079 --> 00:38:47.199
beavers versus beavers held in captivity.

653
00:38:51.679 --> 00:38:55.159
I'm a I'm a cage free beaver guy.

654
00:38:56.320 --> 00:38:59.280
So in a protest, you'd be holding the sign that

655
00:38:59.320 --> 00:38:59.960
says free the bee.

656
00:39:01.639 --> 00:39:09.039
Yes, yes, I would, only if they were K three.

657
00:39:10.000 --> 00:39:11.840
I mean unless they're into that. I don't. I don't

658
00:39:11.880 --> 00:39:15.840
know what. I don't know what kind of It depends

659
00:39:15.840 --> 00:39:16.519
on the bea where you.

660
00:39:16.480 --> 00:39:21.800
Get that's true because as as we learned earlier today,

661
00:39:21.800 --> 00:39:25.679
I mean, some animals are into alternative life tests.

662
00:39:25.760 --> 00:39:32.599
Yeah, I'll play it again.

663
00:39:34.880 --> 00:39:35.159
In one.

664
00:39:35.559 --> 00:39:36.639
What's your emergency?

665
00:39:37.800 --> 00:39:40.000
I think it was just assaulted by a dolphin.

666
00:39:40.239 --> 00:39:43.119
Do you mean an actual dolphin or an NFL player

667
00:39:43.119 --> 00:39:44.559
from the Miami Dolphins.

668
00:39:44.840 --> 00:39:46.119
An actual dolphin?

669
00:39:46.920 --> 00:39:49.440
Okay, got it. Got to make sure I checked the

670
00:39:49.480 --> 00:39:51.880
right box for a statistical reporting to the NFL.

671
00:39:52.239 --> 00:39:54.119
You report this stuff to the NFL.

672
00:39:54.480 --> 00:39:56.599
Mm hmm. We had to keep track of attacks on

673
00:39:56.639 --> 00:40:00.000
the public by Miami Dolphins players compared to actual dolph

674
00:40:00.280 --> 00:40:02.800
It's court ordered. I think you know which one's more common.

675
00:40:03.039 --> 00:40:05.840
So back to your emergency. What do you mean you

676
00:40:05.920 --> 00:40:08.159
think you were assaulted by a dolphin.

677
00:40:08.599 --> 00:40:12.840
Well, it's my first time, so I'm not really sure. Cave.

678
00:40:13.000 --> 00:40:15.159
Did it yell at you or shout at you?

679
00:40:15.519 --> 00:40:18.159
It made a noise like flipper, but I don't know

680
00:40:18.159 --> 00:40:19.760
if that's yelling, O Cave.

681
00:40:19.880 --> 00:40:22.199
Did it push you or did it shove you?

682
00:40:22.760 --> 00:40:23.039
Yes?

683
00:40:23.320 --> 00:40:24.199
Did it punch you?

684
00:40:24.800 --> 00:40:28.159
It doesn't have hands, so no, it didn't punch me.

685
00:40:28.639 --> 00:40:31.039
Okay, Well that answers my follow up question. If it

686
00:40:31.079 --> 00:40:33.920
fisted you, did it bite you a little bit? Did

687
00:40:34.000 --> 00:40:36.719
you bite it back? No? Okay, good?

688
00:40:37.199 --> 00:40:37.760
Good?

689
00:40:38.320 --> 00:40:41.199
That is good. Biting is how dolphins get consent. If

690
00:40:41.239 --> 00:40:43.519
you had bitten back, this would be a very different

691
00:40:43.559 --> 00:40:45.559
type of call where I send the police to arrest

692
00:40:45.599 --> 00:40:46.639
you for being a dolphin.

693
00:40:47.559 --> 00:40:49.800
You know about dinner species consent?

694
00:40:50.320 --> 00:40:52.519
Sure? Do they teach us a lot here? And I

695
00:40:52.559 --> 00:40:54.960
also watch a lot of YouTube. So what happened after

696
00:40:55.000 --> 00:40:55.920
the dolphin bit you?

697
00:40:56.400 --> 00:40:57.760
It mounted me?

698
00:40:58.360 --> 00:41:00.000
The dolphin mounted you?

699
00:41:00.159 --> 00:41:00.559
Mm hmm.

700
00:41:00.960 --> 00:41:04.079
Were you face up or face down? Does it matter?

701
00:41:04.519 --> 00:41:06.880
I'm trying to draw a picture for the breakroom fridge,

702
00:41:06.920 --> 00:41:09.280
so yes, it matters. Face up or face down?

703
00:41:09.960 --> 00:41:13.119
Well, I was trying to crawl away, so face down?

704
00:41:13.840 --> 00:41:16.719
H nice? Okay? And where did this happen? On a

705
00:41:16.760 --> 00:41:20.159
boat or on the beach? On the beach, oh, sort

706
00:41:20.159 --> 00:41:22.960
of a from here to eternity kind of thing, very romantic,

707
00:41:23.639 --> 00:41:26.039
not for me. Well, did you try hitting it?

708
00:41:26.480 --> 00:41:27.159
Yeah?

709
00:41:27.239 --> 00:41:30.800
Would you say you flogged it the dolphin? Yes?

710
00:41:31.159 --> 00:41:32.440
I guess you could say, though.

711
00:41:32.639 --> 00:41:34.519
Did you pull its cheek with your finger?

712
00:41:34.960 --> 00:41:35.320
Maybe?

713
00:41:35.719 --> 00:41:37.920
Did you try putting your hand in its mouth? Really

714
00:41:37.960 --> 00:41:38.519
really far?

715
00:41:39.159 --> 00:41:41.920
It all happened so fast, but yeah, I think though.

716
00:41:42.199 --> 00:41:44.440
Did you try sticking your finger in its blowhole?

717
00:41:44.760 --> 00:41:44.960
Oh?

718
00:41:45.039 --> 00:41:46.360
Yes, I definitely did that.

719
00:41:46.760 --> 00:41:48.119
So you tried everything?

720
00:41:48.519 --> 00:41:49.800
Yeah, mm hmm.

721
00:41:49.920 --> 00:41:52.599
And after you tried all that, what happened?

722
00:41:52.920 --> 00:41:54.719
It started humping me faster.

723
00:41:55.199 --> 00:41:58.599
Yeah, this all makes sense, it does. M m. That's

724
00:41:58.679 --> 00:42:01.880
just some like choking. In fact, everything you've described is

725
00:42:01.920 --> 00:42:04.840
a turn on for dolphins. They're really into that BDSM

726
00:42:05.199 --> 00:42:07.519
they are. Yep. What do you think the d and

727
00:42:07.599 --> 00:42:08.880
BDSM stands for?

728
00:42:09.239 --> 00:42:10.719
I thought it was for domination?

729
00:42:11.440 --> 00:42:14.360
Nope, you're wrong, it's dolphin. Did you and the dolphin

730
00:42:14.400 --> 00:42:18.000
have a safe word? What? No, that's pretty risky. You

731
00:42:18.000 --> 00:42:21.119
should always have a safe word. But you definitely dominated

732
00:42:21.159 --> 00:42:24.239
that dolphin. Where are you now I'm here at the beach.

733
00:42:24.639 --> 00:42:25.800
You're still at the beach.

734
00:42:26.440 --> 00:42:26.800
Yeah?

735
00:42:26.920 --> 00:42:30.360
Why why? Because who in their right mind would stick

736
00:42:30.400 --> 00:42:33.000
around at the scene of an attack. This isn't an emergency.

737
00:42:33.079 --> 00:42:35.119
You're just bragging about getting by a dolphin.

738
00:42:35.599 --> 00:42:37.599
No, I'm not. He assaulted me.

739
00:42:38.119 --> 00:42:40.960
Oh really, well, according to my notes and this drawing

740
00:42:41.000 --> 00:42:44.199
I'm working on, you fish hooked, gags, choked and flocked

741
00:42:44.239 --> 00:42:47.039
this dolphin. But did he finish well?

742
00:42:47.559 --> 00:42:49.760
Yeah, I mean it's condo all over my.

743
00:42:49.800 --> 00:42:56.000
Legs, anywhere else, my arms, and a little on my face.

744
00:42:56.360 --> 00:42:59.440
I knew it. Dolphin bukkaki? Is the dolphins still there?

745
00:43:00.800 --> 00:43:01.800
And what's he doing?

746
00:43:02.159 --> 00:43:03.760
Smoking a cigarette?

747
00:43:07.840 --> 00:43:10.800
Times? I'm not ready ever for dolphin.

748
00:43:12.079 --> 00:43:15.039
You're not ready for dolphin? Boucocky? And I wasn't ready

749
00:43:15.719 --> 00:43:19.119
to end this week by typing out the sentence. Did

750
00:43:19.119 --> 00:43:21.280
you and the dolphin have a safe word?

751
00:43:24.519 --> 00:43:27.679
Shouldn't it be chicken of the sea?

752
00:43:29.280 --> 00:43:31.280
Yeah, it turns out when this dolphin gets stuck in

753
00:43:31.320 --> 00:43:41.760
the nets. That's just four play. Thanks for hanging out

754
00:43:41.760 --> 00:43:45.840
with us inside the treehouse this week, so much fun.

755
00:43:46.800 --> 00:43:49.800
We will see you next time. The treos have a

756
00:43:49.800 --> 00:43:57.960
great Labor Day.

757
00:44:04.199 --> 00:44:04.440
Three