May 18, 2023

Episode 21- Why Yes, Alfie SHOULD Marry His Work Wife

Episode 21- Why Yes, Alfie SHOULD Marry His Work Wife

Also, there's a goat poop segment!

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Welcome inside the treehouse once again.
I'm Daniel Malley. I see Trey Trenholme.

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Alfie, I rarely see because he
doesn't he doesn't like to actually show

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his face in the treehouse. He
likes to go you know, the pure

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audio, which is fine off.
That's his prerogative. But Alfie, as

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you can hear, is here in
the treehouse as well. So welcome everyone,

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Um alphail I can pick my notes
and you guys hear my prick them

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on North. I don't I don't
understand why you feel the need to hide

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that we've we've all spent you know, years together in a room. Yeah,

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and we we've heard and seeing each
other do things that most people don't

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want to hear or see. I'm
more I just I don't like interesting that

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all of a sudden you've you've grown
some sort of shame. It's not all

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of a sudden. I've never ever
liked any sort of like video chat,

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video conferency call things, because then
you gotta you gotta like prepare, you

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gotta like as my hair combed is
there is there a booger hanging off my

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nose? You know it's you.
I have a ant exactly things that you

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shouldn't necessarily have to worry about when
you're you know, you can't see me

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from the waist down. I can't
see Trey from the waist down, So

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whether we're wearing pants or not doesn't
really matter. I'm just saying that that

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we've been in a small room together
for years, so you know, if

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you have a book hanging, there's
no big deal. We'll just let you

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know. Hey, man, you's
got a little got a little something right

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there. I just I don't like
the video video face, timy zoom stuff.

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Just don't care for it. I
mean, like like that one time

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that the RUSS called me. It
was like Saturday evening, right, I

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wasn't doing anything weird wrong, but
he decides he wants to FaceTime, and

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I'm like, nope, not a
chance. I was. I was sitting

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at home watching Kung Fu movies and
clipping my tone nails. I'm not doing

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anything like weird, out of the
out of the ordinary. You know.

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I just don't wanna, don't wanna
have to face somebody now that I'm with

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you. I don't like FaceTime.
If someone if someone tries to call me

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with FaceTime, chances are my phone
will be hurled across the room. Yeah,

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I'm with you, Like if I
even see someone like just the FaceTime

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coming up, like I can't hit
and decline or turning my phone over fast

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enough. This, I don't know
why I don't mind, But then again,

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I don't really like talking on the
phone, and so talking seeing someone

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talking on the phone is even worse. See, I don't mind talking on

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the phone, but traded you do
a lot of like zoom calls over the

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past few years, Alphie. I
am proud to say that I made it

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through the pandemic and I never got
on Zoom one time. Yeah, but

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it's not the same. It's not
like you had a corporate gig and you

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were putting like you were putting a
crash test dummy up there instead of yourself.

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I mean, you worked, you
worked, you worked at you worked

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in the bar industry, where the
zoom meeting thing isn't really much of a

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much of a thing. Dan and
I had like three, including the one

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where we got fired. But does
that count since out was actually post COVID

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or you know, I don't know
whatever. Zoom. Yeah, yeah,

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I appreciated it. I preferred that
because in that way, I didn't have

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to drive fifteen minutes to the station
and then tell me, hey, make

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sure you bring your key card like
I already knew what was gonna happen.

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Just go ahead and drop the hammer
virtually, let me get it, let

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me get it out of the way
in the morning, as opposed to you

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calling me in. At least that
way, I mean we knew we were

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getting yeah, because were smart,
but at least that way, it's you

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know, they tried to leave a
little mystery involved in it. So twenty

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years from now, you're not complaining
about having to drive to Greenville to get

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fired. I don't like the correlation
that that you're making here, but that

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is a benefit. So speaking of
seeing things, Alfay, I'm like I

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said, I'm I'm positive you saw
this. Uh, your friend, our

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friend Jessica, but really really your
friend Jessica, my work wife, yeah,

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or work wife, because neither of
us work for that company anymore.

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But yeah, true, but but
she stopped working there before we did.

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H I saw it was her.
I think it was her birthday yesterday or

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today? Yeah? Did did you
get her anything? Because you know,

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I know how good at giving gifts
you are I did not. I took

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her up to dinner though, but
oh that's nice. Yeah, I didn't.

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I didn't get her or anything though, because I don't know, like

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you know, she she I don't
know what would I get, Jessica if

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I had to get her, like
a nice, nice gift, you get

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that woman a ring. I've been
telling you for years to wife her.

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She she is your soulmate? Is
she you sure? Yes? We don't

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send that much time together? I
mean we did it? Or she okay?

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I'm going to ask you some very
very simple, straightforward questions to find

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out if this woman is, in
fact you're a soul mate. Are you

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okay? Sure? Go for it? Uh? Is she a woman?

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Yes? Are you? Is she
attractive? She is? Jessica's very okay.

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Does she spend time with you willingly? She does? Marry her?

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I don't know. I don't know
what other minimums you're looking for here,

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but I mean, that's that's a
gut a that's a that's a better start

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than anyone else that you've come across
lately. And she's also a hell of

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a leg wrestler. She is.
She beat me in leg wrestling that one

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time. Dre Are you intrigued about
this, about this princess that clearly as

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the attention of Alfie. Yeah,
and clearly some quality thigh strength. Yes,

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she does do her squats. Um, Jessica, I mean she she's

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okay. I don't want to feed
into this dumb bit, but she's made

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the same sort of joke that Dan
has before, where it's like, oh,

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we should totally get married Alphie,
and I'm like, okay, thanks.

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I just I don't know, I
just don't see it working out.

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Maybe it's just me. How how
old is she? Yeah, yeah,

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she's she's younger than me. Okay. Are there are there any red flags?

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Uh? No, jess likes to
spend time with Alphie. That's true.

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That's horrible. What kind of psycho
does that? No? No,

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no, yeah, that's a that's
a big red flag. Uh. Jessica

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and I are are compatible. I
just don't want I don't want to test

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it, you know what I mean. I don't want to risk it.

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I don't want to risk what I've
got with Jessica right now in the hopes

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that it might, you know,
be something more, because that's very high

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risk, very high reward, and
it is not a gambling man like that,

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So you'd rather play her more like
the stock market correct uh, losing

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more of an index fund guy versus
a blue chip gag. Yes, wait

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what so so you get along?
You enjoy spending time with her. She

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likes you, she spends time with
you willingly. Yeah, and has made

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a statements saying that you know that
she would like some kind of future with

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you. No, not like that. It's there's a distinct difference between oh

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my god, we're just made for
each other and oh my god, you

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always know what what to say to
cheer me up. We should totally get

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married, yeah, Alphie. I
typically, especially women don't joke about marriage.

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If it comes out of their mouth, it's whether they potted off as

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humorous or not. They're they're planning
a seed. There m a seed.

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Yes, yeah, are inviting you
too. I like that. I as

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much as I think that would be
a fun thing to pursue, I just

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don't want to. I mean it, just like I said, it's too

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high risk, and I, uh, what's the risk the risk is?

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Jessica's like, oh, well,
I don't like you like that, so

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I'm just gonna go to the exactly. But how about go ahead, tray.

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She likes hanging out with you,
Mum. Do you hang out with

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her on a regular basis? Not
that often because you know, our schedules

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are you know, divergent. Does
she make attempts to hang out with you?

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Yes? Okay, so she puts
in the effort to spend time with

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you, and you don't want to
reciprocate, You don't want No, I

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do reciprocate. I I try and
schedule time with her too, when it's

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convenient for you. So you don't
want to make any sacrifices, you know,

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you just are you trying to ruin
this marriage before it's even started.

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Trade, I'm just saying clearly,
you're not taking you know, you're taking

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her. Yeah, for granted,
uh No, I genuinely appreciate Jessica,

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but I think that that Dan's prodding
and now you're prodding and Jessica's jokes are

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not what you build a relationship on. I mean, if Jessica and I

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started spending more and more and more
and more time together and it's like,

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hey, we should maybe try this
out, then maybe, but outside of

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some sort of hilarious rom com style, Hey, if we're not married,

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by the time we both hit forty
or something like that. Did did I

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send you my note? No?
Is that where you're trying to plan with

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us? Yes, I think that's
exactly what you should do, and not

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because it's it's some romcom trope,
but in reality, because this actually kind

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of solves the problem that you have
with trying to pursue her as something more

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than friends, which is and she
and she's and she's joking about it saying,

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oh my god, yeah, no, exactly what to say, we

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should just totally get married. Serious, what you do? You're single?

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She's single? Is she single right
now? Yeah? I think so?

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Okay, So no pressure, there's
no pressure on anything. No, no,

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no pressure on anything. Right now. You both agree that you know

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you you're both are getting you know, closer to forty. So do that

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you use the landmark of forty and
yes, steal it straight from a romantic

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comedy and say, if we are
both single at the age of forty,

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then you don't necessarily have to say, fine, let's get married, but

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you can at least propose that you
pursue something romantics like you know what,

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we've we've been friends now because by
the time you guys are forty, You

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guys will probably have been friends for
what ten fifteen years? Yeah? About

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then maybe it's time to find out
if there's you know, some some sparks

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there, you know, basically when
to turn forty half sex and then find

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out if there's anything worth building.
Y'all are just all about forcing this,

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aren't you? This is not forcing. There's no forcing, alvie. Have

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y'all ever gone out and like had
drinks together? Um, like drinks in

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like a romantic sense or just let's
just go hang out and have drinks.

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Have you ever gotten drunk with her? Actually? Have I? I've gotten

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drunk alongside her when she was an
employee at the station and uh, one

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of our sales guys was lickering me
up with yeager bombs. So it wasn't

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in a traditional social sense. She
was working and I was supposed to be

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working. And Scott Long had other
ideas. Good or will get you every

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time? Why don't you take her
out, like just an invite her?

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Go, Hey, let's go,
you know, grab a biteat, have

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a couple of cocktails kind of let
you know, loosen things up a little

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bit and see what happens, See
what happens. Yeah. Hey, did

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you guys notice the weather today?
It sure is weather that's outside, right,

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and it does that. Yeah,
the weather outside is weather. Paul

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rud said it best. Let's get
back to you. And uh and and

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and box jump Betty, she does
do box jumps good. She's a crossbeater.

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And that's the other thing too,
is like we both have like pretty

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differing interests. That's okay, that's
not a bad thing. I've i've i've

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know, I knew a married couple
years and years ago. One of the

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things that there that was the secret
to their marriage was separate vacations once a

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year. Really, how did that
work? Because they had sometimes they had

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different interests and what they like to
do with their downtime. They would take

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a vacation together, but then also
once a year they would take a separate

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vacation because she was more of a
hippie and he wanted to like play a

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bunch of golf and stuff, which
he had no interest in. So she

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would go meditate in the woods somewhere
for a week and then you know,

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he played thirty six holes every damn
day. Does she like the same things

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you do? Like anime and comic
con and stuff. Well that's my point.

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Okay, Well that's fine. You
Dan's right, you can each have

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separate interest, but then you know, enjoy hearing, you know, enjoying

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seeing the enjoy on top of one
another on occasion. Yeah. So,

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anyway, this couple that you were
discussing, Dan, um, what was

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there? When he does straight it
gets a little too close to home and

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he and he's it's it's it's too
uncomfortable, so he pushes it away.

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What did I hear my doorbell ring? Oh? I got I'll be back

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in thirty minutes. Guys, there's
no doorbell unless unless the person at the

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doors Jessica with a bunch of white
signs telling you how she feels. What

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movie is in that chair? Love? Love? Actually? Okay? Oh

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oh, shut up, Siri.
What was serious saying? Is serious saying

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YouTube need to go out with Jessica? No, i'd like I don't like

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these things. No, no,
like I said, I will fully admit

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that, I just don't want to
risk it is not worth risking. What

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risk losing any friendship that I have
with Jessica over the potential exactly, over

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the potential of being uh something more? What if and hear me out,

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what if? What if Trey asked
her out? Uh, you're not allowed

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to do that, Tray, Ah, why not? Ah? Just don't.

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She sounds lovely, okay, takes
see, takes good care of herself.

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She is entertaining friendly, very much
like the leg wrestle. Yeah,

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m hm, so you know,
if you're not going to take your shot,

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somebody else will. Yeah. And
hey, if that's the way that

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you know it plays out, it
plays out that way. But Tray specifically,

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it's not allowed to Why not because
bro code You guys don't know each

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other that well, Yeah, bro
code only applies like if you've actually dated

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her. Bro code just just because
you're just because just because you want to

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be in the friend zone doesn't mean
everyone else should have to be. No,

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No, it's just I'm I'm not
saying I want to be in the

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friend zone. I just don't even
I don't think in that in those terms,

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Trey. I'm not like, oh, well, if Jessica is not,

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you know, actively boning me,
then I'm you know, she's of

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no use to me. And Nah, I don't think like that. I

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think Jessica somebody's fun to be around. She is somebody that I enjoy her

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company. And you know, if
something blossoms over the course of time,

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that's fine. If it doesn't,
that's also fine. I Am not going

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to try and force it one way
or the other. What if what if

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that relationship were to blossom because Trey, you know, went out with her

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and just you know, ruined her
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M as Trey is known to do. That is true. That's that's

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what they call him traumatic Trey.
You know, look, I don't know

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Tray of Uptown. Well, I
mean it's Jessica short on money because I

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mean Tray Tray's got plenty. He
likes to share. Oh that's true.

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You know, Trey, I am
single too. And if you're single and

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I'm single and you've got money,
I mean, force the issue with a

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friend as long as it's Tray,
It's exactly, and I get a PS

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five out of it. You know
what, love, guys, Love is

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love. You guys knock you guys, just knock each other out, exactly.

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Love is love. And I haven't
played the New God of War yet.

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Listening to the Treehouse visit goes online
A Treehouse on air dot com,

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which, by the way, if
you and Trey hooked up, the game

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you would play would also be called
God of War. All right, let's

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get Rodney Anderson back into this treehouse
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Rodney Anderson dot com. The phone
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Good afternoon, Rodney. What what
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All right, alfie, we didn't get

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a chance to really cover it last
week because you know, Steve Nova Yellow

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has a tendency to take up all
the time. But I was curious.

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You said you got something new and
you were excited to tell us about it.

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So I figured now as good a
time as any, mainly because you

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know, Nova Yellow's not here to
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if I'm excited to tell you guys
about it or not, but I had

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to get something new, and I
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it. Last week, I am. I washed my wallet like it was

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accidentally in my pants and went to
the wash cycle and dry and I take

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my pants out of the dryer and
I pull out my wallet and it's still

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damp, and everything in there's damp
as hell. And I've got to you

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know, my insurance cards ruined,
and now I gotta go print another one

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out. And I set my wallet
aside to dry, right, and uh,

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couple hours go by, I like
kind of open it up and make

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it like a little tent or something
like that. And I said it on

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the counter, and a couple hours
go by and I walked by the wallet

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and it just smells. It smells
bad, It smells fishy. It's an

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old wallet. It's probably god,
I don't know, ten yeah, I

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guess ten years old. It lasted
me a long, long time, decent

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quality wallet. How is it that
you washed the wallet and it and it

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came out smelling terrible. I don't
know. It was something with like the

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interior lining or the leather, or
maybe it's just the fact that it's just

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so old, but it smells.
It's awful. It's been next to your

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ass for ten years. Yeah,
there's a there's a distinct possibility it's picked

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up a little bit of sweat.
You know. I typically when we list

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when we list this show on podcast
platforms, I don't typically list it as

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a you know, as a crime
podcast. But I mean when you when

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you solve, when you solve a
case like trade just it, I think

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we kind of have to know that's
that's informative. It's what it is.

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This is science and informative podcast.
Right now, speaking of science and informative

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and washed wallet. When you washed
the wallet were your card like credit cards

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and things in their debit card?
Yeah, credit cards side, okay,

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so that doesn't ruin the chip card
inside there. I was just curious.

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Nope, good to go. I've
used them since then, and in fact,

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for like three or four days,
I was walking around with just my

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credit cards wrapped in a rubber band, and that was my wallet for a

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few days. I printed out a
new insurance card, got my license,

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my LTC, my credit cards and
just kind of wrapped a rubber band around

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it and was good to go.
My Costco card too. But um,

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I ended up getting a new wallet
pretty quickly there after. Once I realized

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my old one was stinking. I
just tossed it in the trash and said

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farewell, thank you for your service, wallet yest, and sent it off

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down the river. Um but the
new wallet that I got, who was

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your wallet named Moses? I don't
know. I don't know. How do

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how do like naval burials at sea
work? Just salute and this kind of

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shove them off the ship? I
don't get, or maybe do the give

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your wallet a Viking funeral? Yes, like Darth Vader or something on a

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pyre? But um, so you
sent moses away. Got a new wallet,

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Yes, got a new wallet?
Sent uh sent the old one away

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the new wallet. It's great,
it's nice. It's nice, like soft

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supple leather. It's is there new
wallet technology these days? It's been a

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while since I've purchased one. Funny
you mentioned that, Oh, I um,

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I got the RFID protector wallet right. Oh, And I thought,

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like, you know, I've got
a couple of chip cards that, like

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the wavy just wave in front of
the thing and it charges you. I

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figure i'll protect them. There's RFIDs
and licenses now you know, passports have

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them. I'll get the RFID protecting
wallet. This damn thing is loud.

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It is a loud ass wallet.
How was a wallet loud? It's loud.

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The material that the RFID protecting stuff
is made out of, it's like

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metallic wrapped fibers or something like that, or it's a metallic fiber. So

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what you end up with is like
a nylon that's just extra loud. Do

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you remember, like five or six
years ago, Friedo Lay put out a

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new bag for sun chips. There
were supposedly like more biodegradable, supposedly was

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able to be you know, composted
that kind of thing, and it was

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but I'll go with it. It
was a loud ass bag. We got

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him at the radio station. They
send him up there and and we opened

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it up and it was just incredibly
loud. It was this metallic sounding almost

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clang whenever you can touch the bag. It was weird. Man, That's

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the only thing I can relate this
wallet too. You guys want to hear

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it? Yeah, yes, that's
my wallet. That's the inside of my

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wallet where the cash goes. This
is me just opening and closing it.

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That is weird. It's loud.
It's so loud. My wallet makes zero

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noise. Yeah, my old one, same thing. It's very silent,

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very stealthy. If I'm ever on
some sort of secret mission for the CIA

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and I've got to infiltrate some bass
and and they're like, we need to

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pick this door with your cousco card, Alfie and does your cousco card and

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I open it up my wallet and
goes, we're all getting shot. We

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are all dead. See I Hey, Black Ops team dead because my's gonna

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tell the president, why the why
the failed loud wallet, sir. I

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can't believe this crap. We gotta
give these guys some better wallets, wallet

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silencers. I just I don't know. This wallet has everything I need except

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for a suppressor. It's really nice
wallet. Like I said, it's soft,

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supple leather. I even got the
the the what's it called embossing option

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on the wallet to where it says
ac it's nice cool breeze exactly air conditioning.

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But have you developed some kind of
complex about this, like are you

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are you hesitant to whip it out
in public? Kind of yeah, because

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it's so freaking loud, which is
kind of interesting because usually alfie seeks attention,

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so in this case for the wallet, if it's that loud, someone

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is going to think, Wow,
this guy has a really loud wallet.

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Either it's empty and that's his way
of audibly asked for money, or it's

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a loud wallet because he's trying to
show off to everybody around him. Look

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at all the money I have inside. I don't carry cash, like I've

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got an Apple Watch, I got
Apple Pay. I don't. I hardly

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know anyone that carries cash these days, But I just I am self conscious

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about it now, Thank you,
Trey. It's just weird because I've never

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had a wallet that's made any noise
before in the past. I did.

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It was my Ocean Pacific wallet,
and they've made noise because it had velcro.

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The velcro, yes, I think
I was ten. It comes with

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a little like I D Carrier two. We put your driver's license or your

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you know whatever in their business cards
and it's loud too year that oh,

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maybe maybe you're making too much out
of it, me making too much out

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of something small and and significant.
This does not sounded like me. No,

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never, not alfie, not not
all ac cool breeze. I mean

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you should. You should get an
outside opinion of what you know that bad.

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That's why I'm asking y'all. But
we're not with you like I mean,

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but you know here, you should. You should call up a friend

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and invite them to dinner or something
and see what they think of the wallet

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when they collect their ears on someone
I could invite. Um. If only

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there was someone you could invite to
check the the decibel level of your loud

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wallet, someone who likes spending time
with you and maybe even dropped hints about

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also wanting to be near your ass. Ah Steve Noviello. Yes, I'll

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call him up and say let's go
have dinner. For the record, if

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we had traffic during this show,
the next traffic accident would have been Steve

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Nova Yellow driving into it. The
smear the smear on that retaining wall on

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the tollway was Steve Nova Yellow hearing
on the treehouse. How supposedly he wanted

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to be near Alphie Koy's adds,
Oh god, well, you know what,

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Alphie, You're not the only one
that has something loud. First of

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all, it is kind of loud, is it? That? Is it

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that bad? Ed? It's probably
fine. I mean, I'm hoping that

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with time it'll kind of like wear
in kinda and get less loud. But

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I don't know. I just feel
like, if you guys are out hunting

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for new wallets, just know that
if you buy the RFID protecting option,

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it's gonna be loud. Gotcha.
You know what you could do? You

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should actually call Nova Yellow one to
see if he's okay, and two to

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see as a consumer reporter four Fox
four see if he recommends a good wallet

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for you that doesn't make a lot
of noise. Honestly, I go to

401
00:31:04.480 --> 00:31:10.960
him for most recommendations on stuff like
that because he's got experienced people will send

402
00:31:11.039 --> 00:31:15.599
him all sorts of stuff and he
can test drive all different things. Test

403
00:31:15.680 --> 00:31:21.319
drive. Really, yeah, that's
what he does. If there's any connotation

404
00:31:21.359 --> 00:31:22.880
that's being put on that, Dan, that's you. That's you and your

405
00:31:22.960 --> 00:31:26.720
filthy mind putting connotations on it.
No, I'm just saying. We just

406
00:31:26.759 --> 00:31:30.680
talked about how we probably ran into
a you know, a concrete barrier on

407
00:31:30.720 --> 00:31:34.200
the tollway from hearing about being near
your ass. And you're saying that he's

408
00:31:34.200 --> 00:31:37.640
test driving things. All of a
sudden, teams kind of soon after such

409
00:31:37.640 --> 00:31:41.960
a horrible accent that he's fine,
he might be dying. Laughter at the

410
00:31:42.039 --> 00:31:48.119
idea. All right, So I
actually have something as well that makes noise

411
00:31:48.119 --> 00:31:51.759
make you feel a little bit better. I don't know, it has been

412
00:31:51.759 --> 00:31:53.240
a while since we've done that and
done this, and I'm not even sure

413
00:31:53.240 --> 00:31:56.759
if Trey has ever done this.
Trey, have you ever played What's in

414
00:31:56.799 --> 00:32:00.759
the Box? Oh? God,
no, I have not. It's it's

415
00:32:00.839 --> 00:32:04.559
Dan's way of opening mail. Dan
opens mail and he has to have some

416
00:32:04.640 --> 00:32:07.759
pomp and circumstance with it, as
opposed to just going, hey, look

417
00:32:07.759 --> 00:32:12.880
it's mail, and you open it
and then it's all about presentation like look

418
00:32:12.880 --> 00:32:15.119
like look, look, look,
look it's mail. I got mail,

419
00:32:15.640 --> 00:32:20.119
alright, get mail? Yes,
I got I got a box. Alfie,

420
00:32:20.160 --> 00:32:23.519
I have a box. I see
I have a box. Play the

421
00:32:23.599 --> 00:32:36.200
intro, hold ony thing. It's
no fun without it. Good. What's

422
00:32:36.200 --> 00:32:44.759
in the box? What's it's right? Thank you Brad Pitt for asking the

423
00:32:44.759 --> 00:32:47.000
important questions. What is in the
box? I'm going to shows? Uh,

424
00:32:47.000 --> 00:32:51.920
this is actually I don't know what
is actually in here in this box,

425
00:32:52.000 --> 00:32:54.680
but I do know who who it's
from. This is actually from my

426
00:32:54.720 --> 00:33:00.400
father in law, which could be
interesting. Okay, he doesn't use give

427
00:33:00.440 --> 00:33:02.839
me things, so I'm immediately suspicious. Where is this not a bad thing?

428
00:33:04.039 --> 00:33:07.079
This doesn't live on the beach any
like in like an RV camper,

429
00:33:07.160 --> 00:33:13.119
like roam the beach like a beach
coasting guy he normally is, but since

430
00:33:13.119 --> 00:33:17.279
it's warmer now, he's he's traveled
up north with the rest of the waterfowl

431
00:33:17.319 --> 00:33:22.200
and he's landed in Michigan for for
a bit. God dang, hey,

432
00:33:22.240 --> 00:33:25.279
that's what happens when you sell your
house. You sell your property and you

433
00:33:25.640 --> 00:33:29.559
get a kick ass you know,
trailer, and you drive around places and

434
00:33:29.599 --> 00:33:32.119
then you just you do cool things
like you find something and send it to

435
00:33:32.119 --> 00:33:37.240
your son in law. But going
from like like the beach, like whether

436
00:33:37.240 --> 00:33:42.680
it's Florida or the Gulf Coast or
West Coast to Michigan. Huh, that's

437
00:33:42.680 --> 00:33:45.359
not too drastic of like a climate
change. You know what I mean?

438
00:33:45.680 --> 00:33:47.359
You're not just not when you get
a girlfriend. Okay, that's why.

439
00:33:49.960 --> 00:33:52.759
Yeah, you should try it.
Yeah, it sounds like it's going great

440
00:33:52.799 --> 00:33:59.400
for you to trade. By the
way, how's your skin moist? Yeah?

441
00:33:59.519 --> 00:34:02.119
Had able? Hell yeah? You
you hold out, Drey. You

442
00:34:02.160 --> 00:34:07.400
hold out to find a woman who
actually appreciates a good moist body and face.

443
00:34:08.679 --> 00:34:10.480
All right, so here's the mes. Let's see what's in here.

444
00:34:13.000 --> 00:34:15.280
Plastic Okay, plastic is bad,
you know, near the ocean. But

445
00:34:15.400 --> 00:34:22.639
okay, there's lots of plastic.
More plastic and lots of plastic all right,

446
00:34:22.960 --> 00:34:30.599
plastic wrapped around something. See what
this is? Okay, it's a

447
00:34:30.599 --> 00:34:36.159
lot of plastic. Jesus, Dad, you call your your father in law

448
00:34:36.239 --> 00:34:42.920
dad? Sometimes does he call you
son? He has a couple of times.

449
00:34:42.960 --> 00:34:52.920
It was sweet. Oh this is
interesting. M Now we can see

450
00:34:52.920 --> 00:34:57.320
each other on camera, right,
yeah, but listeners can't. So I

451
00:34:57.360 --> 00:35:00.440
can. I can milk. This
for for a very short moment. Okay,

452
00:35:00.960 --> 00:35:05.599
let me get this plastic out of
the way from the camera, out

453
00:35:05.599 --> 00:35:13.639
of the way. I'm off the
microphone. This is very sweet on one

454
00:35:13.679 --> 00:35:19.239
hand, so clearly my father in
law is supportive and has been listening to

455
00:35:19.360 --> 00:35:22.599
the show, and one of their
common themes we've talked about on the show

456
00:35:22.719 --> 00:35:27.920
was finding a liquor bottle with a
good cork noise. Right, Oh,

457
00:35:27.960 --> 00:35:35.000
what did he send you? So
he sent me a liquor bottle with a

458
00:35:35.079 --> 00:35:37.760
really with a possibility of being a
great coorse? Is that is that angel?

459
00:35:37.760 --> 00:35:42.519
Oh? It's Woodford Reserve. Yeah. Do you also notice the other

460
00:35:42.559 --> 00:35:47.280
interesting thing about this whiskey bottle that
has supposedly a cool cork. It's empty.

461
00:35:47.559 --> 00:35:52.119
Ain't got no whiskey, it's empty. That's son of a bitch,

462
00:35:52.239 --> 00:35:57.840
drank the whiskey and send me the
bottle. First of all, that's extremely

463
00:35:57.960 --> 00:36:00.519
kind, Dan, And you're being
a very very rude gift receiver right now.

464
00:36:01.559 --> 00:36:07.039
No, he drank the whiskey.
What is it legal for him to

465
00:36:07.079 --> 00:36:10.360
send whiskey over you know, state
lines. He's done lots of illegal things

466
00:36:10.400 --> 00:36:13.880
in front of me. Why should
he all of a sudden start caring.

467
00:36:15.440 --> 00:36:22.599
It's a very kind gift. Uh, Papa, Papa Tear's dad, Um,

468
00:36:22.599 --> 00:36:24.719
it's it's the Christmas edition bottle.
Look on the back it even says

469
00:36:24.719 --> 00:36:31.480
Merry Christmas. Wait does this mean
this is also my Christmas present this year?

470
00:36:35.239 --> 00:36:38.440
Damn their Damn the Marines and their
and their ability to adapt and overcome.

471
00:36:39.880 --> 00:36:45.599
Try it out the cork, yeah, I guess yeah, because I

472
00:36:45.760 --> 00:36:51.440
can't try the whiskey. Hang on, Okay, it's got the pomp part,

473
00:36:51.480 --> 00:36:53.800
but I don't hear it's there.
Okay, a little squeak, all

474
00:36:53.880 --> 00:36:57.079
right, it's not bad. It's
not bad. Yeah, it would help

475
00:36:57.119 --> 00:37:00.199
if it was moist, and you
know that's true. It swells a little

476
00:37:00.199 --> 00:37:05.679
bit and it makes more noise.
Making sure we're still talking about the bottle,

477
00:37:05.760 --> 00:37:15.719
right, whatever the problem with with
Woodford Reserve is is it's just it's

478
00:37:15.760 --> 00:37:19.920
a decent cork, but you need
a quirk with a nice wide diameter.

479
00:37:20.760 --> 00:37:25.079
It's about like the mouth opening of
the bottle and the cork diameter. Like,

480
00:37:25.199 --> 00:37:29.920
trust me, I've done way too
much research into this crap. Because

481
00:37:29.920 --> 00:37:34.559
we had a limited number of gentlemen
jack bottles and we went through all of

482
00:37:34.599 --> 00:37:40.159
them they were all either dried out, worn down, beat up, reassembled,

483
00:37:40.280 --> 00:37:45.880
repurposed, and we had to find
replacements. And so I am if

484
00:37:45.960 --> 00:37:52.639
there is an expert on cork sounds
in bottles, it's me, sir.

485
00:37:52.719 --> 00:37:55.800
I have a six year a chip
that I'd like to disagree with you on

486
00:37:55.880 --> 00:38:14.400
that. What's what's your preference?
Trey that is strong, Trey that's very

487
00:38:14.440 --> 00:38:23.400
strong, has one compelling argument?
What was my favorite? Um Knob Creek

488
00:38:23.440 --> 00:38:27.000
has a good one. You have
to find the one. Later bottles though,

489
00:38:27.320 --> 00:38:30.519
are the one point seventy five.
I've always always been a fan of

490
00:38:30.559 --> 00:38:36.079
the OGD one seventeen or one fourteen, whatever the f it is. And

491
00:38:36.199 --> 00:38:42.400
right here I got Isaac Bowman.
That's a good one. Mm hm.

492
00:38:45.840 --> 00:38:47.840
That's Isaac Bowman a bottle of liquor. Not just some dude name Isaac.

493
00:38:47.880 --> 00:38:51.480
No Isaac. Yeah, I kicked
him out the other day. Get out

494
00:38:51.480 --> 00:38:54.079
of here. He's one of them
guys like in space Balls that can make

495
00:38:54.119 --> 00:39:00.239
the funny noises. That's the name
of the guy from Police Academy. It's

496
00:39:00.280 --> 00:39:07.760
Michael Winslow. Yeah. Why are
you being such a such an awful gift

497
00:39:07.800 --> 00:39:10.880
receiver? Dan, I'm not I
really do appreciate it, but I I

498
00:39:12.199 --> 00:39:15.440
I he gave me a hint and
he had said, He's like, hey,

499
00:39:15.480 --> 00:39:19.199
I sent you something, but you
may need to wet the cork a

500
00:39:19.199 --> 00:39:22.800
little now. Now I know why
he said that, because he drank the

501
00:39:22.800 --> 00:39:27.960
whiskey but just sent me in the
bottle. How much did it cost him

502
00:39:27.960 --> 00:39:32.519
to send that? I'm not sure
the whiskey cost thirty nine ninety nine though

503
00:39:34.719 --> 00:39:42.519
it's a tag on there. But
he had to pay for it to,

504
00:39:42.599 --> 00:39:46.039
you know, be transported from you
know where, from Michigan, I guess

505
00:39:46.119 --> 00:39:51.320
to whatever island you're on. Yeah, Saint Thomas, what are you gonna

506
00:39:51.360 --> 00:39:52.880
send him back? Because now you
gotta now you gotta return the favor.

507
00:39:52.920 --> 00:40:00.440
You gotta give him a gift back. Mm hmm. What if I just

508
00:40:00.480 --> 00:40:08.960
sent him some whiskey but no bottle, just a soaked envelope, You may

509
00:40:09.079 --> 00:40:15.760
you may need to wet this a
little bit. Upon receiver. You're in

510
00:40:15.960 --> 00:40:37.360
the treehouse, visit us online at
Treehouse OnAir dot com. Let's welcome in

511
00:40:37.480 --> 00:40:42.639
Jacqueline from Brooks Plumbing Texas dot com. That's Brooks Plumbing Texas dot com.

512
00:40:42.639 --> 00:40:45.679
Their phone number for any and all
of your plumbing needs. Here in the

513
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treehouse is two one four three six
eight thirty eight thirty eight. That's two

514
00:40:49.440 --> 00:40:52.039
one four three six eight thirty eight
thirty eight. So today, Jacqueline,

515
00:40:52.039 --> 00:40:54.440
I was wondering if you could give
you, if you could give me an

516
00:40:54.440 --> 00:41:00.480
example of a service that you provide
at Brooks Plumbing that maybe most people don't

517
00:41:00.559 --> 00:41:08.559
realize. So we provide tankless water
heater flushing. Now let me explain that

518
00:41:08.599 --> 00:41:14.320
to you. It's not a surprise. Most companies probably offer it, but

519
00:41:14.639 --> 00:41:16.800
nobody advertises it, not that I'm
aware of, at least. And the

520
00:41:16.880 --> 00:41:21.840
reason why it's important is because you
get all these big companies that want to

521
00:41:21.840 --> 00:41:24.320
sell you a tankless water heater because
they promise you that you will never run

522
00:41:24.360 --> 00:41:28.760
out of hot water, which it's
true for the most part, you shouldn't

523
00:41:28.840 --> 00:41:31.079
run out. But what they don't
tell you, or forget sometimes to tell

524
00:41:31.119 --> 00:41:36.079
you, is that if you don't
get that tankless flushed with this special chemical

525
00:41:36.480 --> 00:41:40.000
once every twelve to eighteen months,
it'll build up in scale, it'll fail,

526
00:41:40.400 --> 00:41:45.159
you'll have to replace it, or
you'll have to pay hundreds or thousands

527
00:41:45.199 --> 00:41:46.960
of dollars to get it fixed.
And so you know if you want a

528
00:41:47.000 --> 00:41:51.119
tankless water heater, let whoever sell
it to you, but don't forget to

529
00:41:51.119 --> 00:41:53.119
get it flushed. It's like two
hundred and fifty dollars a year, and

530
00:41:53.199 --> 00:41:58.400
it'll prevent you from having to replace
the entire thing when it just stops working

531
00:41:58.440 --> 00:42:00.400
all of a sudden one day.
And it's again something that they don't tell

532
00:42:00.440 --> 00:42:02.159
you. If you don't believe me, google it. Do I need to

533
00:42:02.199 --> 00:42:07.519
flush my tankless water heater. And
that's kind of something that people are also

534
00:42:07.639 --> 00:42:10.119
upselling on the backside, the tank
style water heater. When I've gotten my

535
00:42:10.239 --> 00:42:14.360
house wink gwink, hint, hint, I'm not you know, I like

536
00:42:14.440 --> 00:42:16.719
the tank style. You don't have
to flush those anymore. That's kind of

537
00:42:16.719 --> 00:42:21.320
a misnomer. They're self cleaning nowadays. So don't let anybody sell you a

538
00:42:21.639 --> 00:42:24.760
flush that you don't mean. But
don't let anybody purposefully not tell you that

539
00:42:24.800 --> 00:42:28.920
you need to flush the other thing
so it fails prematurely so that you can

540
00:42:29.039 --> 00:42:31.840
spend even more money with them.
Do your due diligence, work with somebody

541
00:42:31.840 --> 00:42:36.320
who will tell you the truth.
That's the goal, and you can do

542
00:42:36.360 --> 00:42:39.440
that simply by calling Brooks Plumbing two
one four, three six, eight thirty

543
00:42:39.440 --> 00:42:44.079
eight thirty eight. Fantastic information to
have, and if you have one of

544
00:42:44.079 --> 00:42:49.000
those tankless water heaters, that's excellent
information to put to use. So any

545
00:42:49.000 --> 00:42:52.400
and all of your Brooks Plumbing needs
call them two one four, three six

546
00:42:52.440 --> 00:42:55.800
eight thirty eight thirty eight, or
again the website Brooks Plumbing Texas dot com.

547
00:42:57.440 --> 00:43:06.960
It's fo free house here in the
treehouse. We take our endorsements seriously.

548
00:43:07.039 --> 00:43:09.519
We don't recommend a company or service
to you that we don't use ourselves

549
00:43:09.679 --> 00:43:14.559
and truly believe in. So when
the opportunity came to partner with Cook DFW

550
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Roofing and Restorations, we did our
homework. Part of that homework is checking

551
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reviews, and I want to share
a couple of those with you. Michael,

552
00:43:21.679 --> 00:43:25.119
who is an insurance agent, says
about Cook DFW, We're really strict

553
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on who we send to our clients. Daniel and his team that's Cook DFW

554
00:43:30.679 --> 00:43:34.119
are professional and honest and direct with
my clients if you have an issue.

555
00:43:34.119 --> 00:43:37.880
They work with all facets of the
process, the insurance, the adjusters,

556
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the client, and most importantly the
dwelling. This is who I send my

557
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clients to which are the backbone to
my business. And Laurel, a real

558
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estate agent, says it's imperative to
provide referrals to honest and professional vendors.

559
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Cook DFW Roofing and Restorations has provided
roofing inspections, repairs and or new roofs

560
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when needed. They're dependable fessional,
provide excellent workmanship and have their client's best

561
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interest at heart. Time for you
to call Cook DFW Roofing and Restorations to

562
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get your free roof inspection scheduled.
Go to COOKDFW dot com. That's Cook

563
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dfw dot com and tell them you
heard about them here in the Treehouse.

564
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You're listening to The Treehouse US goes
online at Treehouse OnAir dot com. This

565
00:44:31.719 --> 00:44:37.199
segment of The Treehouse brought to you
by Brooks Plumbing. Brooks Plumbing, the

566
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phone number is two one four three
six eight thirty eight thirty eight. That's

567
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two one four three six eight thirty
eight thirty eight Brooks Plumbing Texas dot com

568
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for any and all of your plumbing
needs or maybe there's some plumbing once.

569
00:44:50.679 --> 00:44:52.920
I mean, were you doing a
bathroom or something? You don't even plumbers

570
00:44:52.920 --> 00:44:57.719
help for some of that. Give
our fine fine folks at Brooks Plumbing a

571
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call today two one, four,
three, six, eight thirty eight,

572
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or again the website Brooks Plumbing Texas
dot com for any and all your plumbing

573
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needs and uh doing it had a
fraction of the cost of the big guy

574
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serving all of DFW Brooks Plumbing Texas
dot Com. Uh. Yes, alfhae.

575
00:45:14.400 --> 00:45:17.920
I am very curious about your running
with wildlife, but I did have

576
00:45:17.960 --> 00:45:22.719
one other thing to open. Uh
for What's in the box? You don't

577
00:45:22.760 --> 00:45:25.079
need to play the thing already?
Did it? Really? No? Now

578
00:45:25.079 --> 00:45:27.800
I want to play it, Dan, Now I want to play well.

579
00:45:27.840 --> 00:45:30.079
No, I figured you'd be interested
in this because it actually is from my

580
00:45:30.239 --> 00:45:35.920
neurologist. Oh well, well,
you can't have your your your brain scan

581
00:45:36.000 --> 00:45:38.079
results open without the what's in the
box? Thing? Dan? All in,

582
00:45:38.119 --> 00:45:42.480
fine? Play it well now I
don't want to play it. Fine,

583
00:45:42.519 --> 00:45:45.960
I was hoping the envelopes. Now
I want to play it. Hold

584
00:45:45.000 --> 00:45:47.400
on, I have pulled it up
for the first time. I gotta use

585
00:45:47.440 --> 00:45:58.960
it again. Good? What's in
the box? What's in the box?

586
00:46:00.800 --> 00:46:04.639
Here? We are These are the
results where we could find out how brain

587
00:46:04.719 --> 00:46:10.360
damaged you are from years of football
and hitting yourself in the head with that

588
00:46:10.360 --> 00:46:17.880
that rubber band thingy. Yeah,
let's not explain all that. But some

589
00:46:17.960 --> 00:46:21.920
of some of the some of some
of my head trauma has been self inflicted,

590
00:46:21.960 --> 00:46:23.880
but a lot of things were also
not self inflicted. It was other

591
00:46:23.880 --> 00:46:28.679
people's fault. I don't think that
I don't know what this is. I

592
00:46:28.679 --> 00:46:32.559
don't think it's necessarily any results because
when I went last month, when I

593
00:46:32.599 --> 00:46:36.920
was in town for our road show, I went to the doctor and it

594
00:46:37.000 --> 00:46:38.800
was basically just like a you know, a consultation. Was the first time

595
00:46:38.800 --> 00:46:43.800
I've met this neurologist, and it
was more of like a Okay, let's

596
00:46:44.079 --> 00:46:46.159
you know, look at you and
ask you some stuff and do like a

597
00:46:46.199 --> 00:46:52.719
little quick physical exam. He was
supposed to refer me to a like an

598
00:46:52.800 --> 00:46:57.559
imaging place to get an actual brain
scan, you know, and then maybe

599
00:46:58.440 --> 00:47:05.079
depending on what that found, also
a longer form battery of testing. So

600
00:47:05.119 --> 00:47:07.480
I'm not exactly sure what this is. It shouldn't it better not be a

601
00:47:07.480 --> 00:47:15.119
bill because already paid him for that
visit. So Texas and neurology something Sara,

602
00:47:15.920 --> 00:47:19.760
Dear patience, I am writing to
inform you that I will be closing

603
00:47:19.800 --> 00:47:38.920
my prize. Oh god, is
it me? I I go in for

604
00:47:39.000 --> 00:47:43.599
a consultation with a neurologist to see
if I have, you know, brain

605
00:47:43.719 --> 00:47:50.800
damage, and he decides to quit. Is he going to jail? No?

606
00:47:52.159 --> 00:47:55.559
Hang you, no, don't let
me. It wasn't me in the

607
00:47:55.599 --> 00:48:01.679
other case either. I am writing
to inform you that I will be closing

608
00:48:01.719 --> 00:48:09.559
my private practice on in June and
moving to a hospital role. Oh so

609
00:48:09.679 --> 00:48:14.480
grateful for years of working with wonderful
patients in a field that I love.

610
00:48:14.559 --> 00:48:16.440
I only met you only met him
once. That's good, though, because

611
00:48:16.440 --> 00:48:20.360
I mean you can still see him. He's just in the hospital now.

612
00:48:21.239 --> 00:48:23.199
Yeah. Well that means if I
see him, it is mainly going to

613
00:48:23.280 --> 00:48:27.320
be because I'm there on an emergency
basis. No, I mean you can

614
00:48:27.440 --> 00:48:34.280
uh maybe see him otherwise. Still, this also explains why I didn't get

615
00:48:34.320 --> 00:48:37.440
my actual referral to the imaging place. Did he just not do it?

616
00:48:39.000 --> 00:48:45.039
What? Uh? When? Yeah? He don't care about my brain?

617
00:48:45.119 --> 00:48:55.239
And if that guy, I gotta
find another neurologist. Yeah, anyway,

618
00:48:55.320 --> 00:48:59.599
tell me about your running with wildlife. Yeah, I'm sorry to hear about

619
00:48:59.639 --> 00:49:05.159
your brain. Let's talk about goats
pooping. Have either of you guys ever

620
00:49:05.199 --> 00:49:10.679
seen a goat poop? Yeah?
Yes, yeah, really, I mean

621
00:49:10.960 --> 00:49:14.719
at different points in our lives.
Trey and I both grew up in the

622
00:49:14.800 --> 00:49:20.400
country. Yeah, I had never
seen a goat poop until yesterday. What

623
00:49:20.599 --> 00:49:25.159
you do? There was a There
is actually a goat farm in Garland.

624
00:49:25.159 --> 00:49:28.519
I don't know if you guys know
about this as a goat farm in Garland.

625
00:49:28.840 --> 00:49:30.239
It's this family that just has a
goat farm and you can go out

626
00:49:30.280 --> 00:49:34.840
there and feed the goats. And
one of my friends for their birthday,

627
00:49:34.840 --> 00:49:37.599
we're like, hey, let's just
go to like a petting zoo, and

628
00:49:37.639 --> 00:49:40.239
we picked this goat farm and we
go out there and it's just straight up

629
00:49:40.239 --> 00:49:45.000
a little property on the side of
the road inside of a residential neighborhood and

630
00:49:45.599 --> 00:49:47.920
you honk your horn, the goats
come up and you can just feed them

631
00:49:49.000 --> 00:49:52.639
and they have guidelined. H's playing
fast and loose with those ccnrs untry.

632
00:49:52.760 --> 00:50:00.639
Oh yeah, is that a real
joke. I gotta google CCNR no better,

633
00:50:00.480 --> 00:50:04.440
did clear Wattle. If you ever
lived in a house that was in

634
00:50:04.480 --> 00:50:09.039
an HLA, you'd understand. Okay, So the family's had this property forever

635
00:50:09.119 --> 00:50:12.480
and ever in a bunch of houses
popped up around them, and they've got

636
00:50:12.519 --> 00:50:14.960
goats there, and they say,
hey, you can come out and feed

637
00:50:15.000 --> 00:50:16.679
the goats. So we, me
and a couple of friends go out there

638
00:50:16.679 --> 00:50:21.000
and we take some celery and some
carrots and feed these goats. Right,

639
00:50:21.400 --> 00:50:22.559
just a fun little Oh. Look, it's like a petting zoo. But

640
00:50:22.880 --> 00:50:27.960
you know, just goats. Ain't
got no little piggies, ain't got no

641
00:50:28.119 --> 00:50:30.559
you know whatever. It's just goats. Just a goat farm. Yep.

642
00:50:31.400 --> 00:50:36.000
And there were some cute little baby
goats. There was some you know,

643
00:50:36.079 --> 00:50:39.039
mid sized goats. There's some old
ass goats out there too. Is this

644
00:50:39.159 --> 00:50:42.519
like one of those places you can
go to do goat yoga? Do they

645
00:50:42.519 --> 00:50:45.480
do any of that new stuff or
just go to feed the goats? It's

646
00:50:45.559 --> 00:50:49.360
just go to feed the goats and
the goats are trained. Go ahead.

647
00:50:49.400 --> 00:50:52.840
Do they have any feinting goats?
They do not. I was curious about

648
00:50:52.880 --> 00:50:55.320
that too, But no, it's
there's not much to it. It's just

649
00:50:55.400 --> 00:51:00.320
a goat farm where they let you
feed the goats. They're like, yeah,

650
00:51:00.360 --> 00:51:04.119
we'll take your free produce. Just
no chocolate. That's it. That's

651
00:51:04.199 --> 00:51:07.000
the only guideline, all right,
any of them, scream along to Taylor

652
00:51:07.079 --> 00:51:12.079
Swift. No, No, they
were actually very well behaved. But they're

653
00:51:12.119 --> 00:51:16.360
goats, so they do goat things
like they'll ram each other. I saw

654
00:51:16.599 --> 00:51:23.159
two baby goats nursing on a mama
goat's teats, and these little a holes

655
00:51:23.440 --> 00:51:29.880
they'd latch onto a teat and they'd
ram her while they were suckling. Oh

656
00:51:29.920 --> 00:51:31.760
my god, like like like like
they would headbut the utter. Yes.

657
00:51:32.559 --> 00:51:37.679
Oh, After like two or three
times, mama goat decides now I'm good.

658
00:51:37.800 --> 00:51:44.400
She just kind of steps on him
and walks away. And that's the

659
00:51:44.440 --> 00:51:46.679
way you parent exactly, the just
misbehaving. So mama goat just says,

660
00:51:46.719 --> 00:51:53.239
nope, detached, get off and
kick him across the yard. These goats

661
00:51:53.400 --> 00:51:58.199
that they Among the things they did, we were pooping. Now. I

662
00:51:58.239 --> 00:52:01.159
had never seen a goat pooping until
yesterday, So you guys may be very

663
00:52:01.280 --> 00:52:07.960
very well versed in this, but
I was unaware a what goat poop looked

664
00:52:07.000 --> 00:52:10.920
like, which it's very kind of
round and pellety like, looks like kind

665
00:52:10.920 --> 00:52:16.320
of like coffee beans or something like
that. And yeah, don't put those

666
00:52:16.320 --> 00:52:21.519
in your grinder. No. They
I figured they came out one at a

667
00:52:21.559 --> 00:52:25.800
time. I was very wrong about
that. Right when I get there,

668
00:52:27.119 --> 00:52:29.840
I pull up, I got on
my car, and I walk over to

669
00:52:29.840 --> 00:52:32.639
this fence where you can feed the
goats. And there's an older goat standing

670
00:52:32.639 --> 00:52:39.880
there where its butt facing towards the
roadway and this like this portal opens up

671
00:52:40.320 --> 00:52:45.239
on the backside of this goat.
And I say portal because it's not just

672
00:52:45.280 --> 00:52:50.760
like a bee hole where like things
getting extruded out. No, this is

673
00:52:50.840 --> 00:52:59.639
like an eye opening, a giant
like three opening, and these coffee beans

674
00:52:59.679 --> 00:53:04.320
start pouring out, not one,
not one at a time, but multiple

675
00:53:04.480 --> 00:53:07.639
at a time. They just start
pouring out of this goat's rear. And

676
00:53:07.800 --> 00:53:14.039
the most jacked up thing to me
is the eye just starts closing and there's

677
00:53:14.039 --> 00:53:19.199
still plenty of coffee beans inside.
There is no end in sight to these

678
00:53:19.239 --> 00:53:22.280
coffee beans. It's just how how
close are you to his ass? The

679
00:53:22.320 --> 00:53:25.800
goat's right by the fence, and
the fence is right on the side of

680
00:53:25.800 --> 00:53:31.320
the road. It was the most
horrific thing I've ever seen at a petting

681
00:53:31.400 --> 00:53:34.119
zoo. Like, yeah, I've
been to the State Fair, I've been

682
00:53:34.119 --> 00:53:36.039
in the State Fair many times.
I've been to petting zoos. As a

683
00:53:36.119 --> 00:53:39.719
kid, I had never seen this
happening. It was terrific. I'm just

684
00:53:39.800 --> 00:53:52.880
not at Alfie that you finally got
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685
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686
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