Episode 27 Gooch Grease + Bad Audio = A Great Show

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All right, welcome into the Treehouse. I am Dan O'Malley, joined of

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course by Trey Trenholme, and once
again being joined by our friend and actor

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and comedian Raj Charma. Hello,
Raj, Hello everybody. How are we

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doing? Well? So I don't
forget because I have a tendency to do

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that. When's the show? It
is this Sunday, June eleventh at the

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Addison Improv This Sunday, June eleven, Addison Improv for ticket infoe nine seven

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two eight five one. That's right, Hell yeah, well done well Improv

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or improv tx dot com. Um
tickets are already pretty much flying, so

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it's nice so get them now before
it's sold out, trying to get to

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one of the first time ever they're
gonna hopefully at a second show. Well

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let's see, very optimistic goal right
now, but no tickets are the way

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that, like you can kind of
pace how ticket sales are going and with

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the way they're going as of Saturday, this past Saturday, as of that

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it's uh on Saturday and Monday.
The way the ticket sales are looking,

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we might be sold out, so
let's see. Very cool. Well,

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congratulations, thank you White and now
that you've got damn near fifty thousand followers

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on Instagram. It really really helps
as far as being able to a sell

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more tickets and be charge more.
I know, I get to do I

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get to do both. Yeah,
we had, we had. We had

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the show this past Saturday at the
Echo Lounge, which is the new Nation

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venue, and people actually paid for
parking. It was twenty dollars to park.

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You get a cut of that.
Yeah, and I wish that's where

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that's where the good money is man
and parking lots, parking lots and car

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washes, that's the thing. But
no, I mean I was so when

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people are messaging me now, they're
like, I had no idea that there

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was that they paid for parking.
We're like him, And it was a

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great chom like I didn't know you
paid for parking. I'll give you free

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tickets to Addison in one come like
there's plenty of parking there. Uh.

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Yeah. It was really nice that
people had a lot of money to spend

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their day night with me. So
that was It was a fun show.

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So we had a good time.
So yeah, it's sort of like like

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like here on the Islands that a
lot of people still refer to as Oklahoma

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because it's easier for them to be
h, it's easier for it's more palatable

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for people to to think of me
as living in Oklahoma and not the Virgin

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Islands. So we just kind of
run with both. But yeah, and

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the time difference is only an hour, right am I? Right? Right

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now? It is? Yeah,
right now, it is. But our

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time zone is Atlantic standard and it
doesn't deviate. It doesn't adhere to daylight

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savings time, so when it's savings
during during the winter months, we're two

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hours ahead of Texas. Oh gotcha. Okay, But parking is a premium

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here because well it's islands and there's
only so much room before you know,

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boats just kind of fall off into
i mean before car fall off into the

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ocean. Right, And when Trey
was here a few months ago, he

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got to witness a little bit of
this because especially when you go over to

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Saint John, it's even it's a
smaller island and two thirds of its national

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park. So if you want to
park somewhere, you're gonna pay. Yeah.

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Um, So, like you mentioned, some of the greatest businesses to

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have as far as super low overhead
with high profit margins are car washes and

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parking lots. Now that that's that's
true in the states, especially in North

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Texas, but here because water costs
so much, it's not so much about

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having a car wash, but parking
lots. Hell yeah, because there are

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parking lots here. It's like,
uh, nights and weekends, it's gonna

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be twenty dollars if you want to
part for more than two hours. Yeah.

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When I you know, lived in
LA for eleven years, so paying

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twenty dollars with a part of something
you got or you or you figure out

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how to decipher the street signs that
are in and that takes I mean you

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have to have a master's uh in
trying to figure out some of them,

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and you can depart for like eleven
minutes on Tuesday. Everything else, everything

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else should get any of the three
thousand dollars ticket that nobody's gonna pay,

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so uh yeah, I mean DFW
Zillo. I mean, that's there's so

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much. That's why when I was
in when I loved in the San Fronando

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Valley, the parn happens. That's
exact the San Fernando Valley is it's parking

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in porn apparently, it is parking
important. And if you go to the

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old Torito on Ventura and Van Nye
every day about five thirty, all the

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porn stars from a long day of
work. You know what, That's a

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perfect segue into the first thing I
really wanted to jump into today. Okay,

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you're laughing now, but along with
this, along with this anchor,

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you're not going to be laughing very
long. Um. Now, we've all

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been to South Texas. We've I've
never actually been to Houston. I've driven

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around it, which I think is
the proper course of action. UM as

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far as no, and I'm honestly
I'm proud of it. The only time

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I've come near Houston was when Raj, you, me, Tone Bell,

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and Asher did the road trip to
Rockport, and we did it by going

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around Houston. Why did we go
around in Houston? Because we're smart and

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Houston kind of sucks. But Houston
has has something that that North Texas does

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not, and that is Isaiah Carey. He is an anchor with Fox Houston.

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And you know what, I'm I'm
gonna let him kind of just kind

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of take over what he had to
cover recently. Welcome back to the Factor

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on since and when my producer sent
me you hear that right? Okay,

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just making sure this topic, I
had to stop my lunch. I just

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couldn't eat anymore. It's a male
hygiene problem or issue called gooch grease.

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Do you guys catch that? Yeah? You know why. It was a

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good segue from porn and parking to
gooch grease. Yeah, yep. Now

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we're also going to learn why it
is porn doesn't doesn't get shot very often

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in Houston. I was like,
what the hell is that? And after

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googling it, I was bothered.
Victimize, bamboozle, let astray it described.

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It's described as a culmination of lent
sweat and dry it up pieces of

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feces between a man's butt and balls. First of all, again, this

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is on broadcast television in Houston.
Yeah. I was just about to ask,

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was this like some web extra?
No, you know, I don't

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know, but I will say at
the beginning of it, it does say

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it's a Isaiah Carry uncensored, So
I don't know for certain if they just

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aired on TV, but honestly,
they're not. He's not saying anything that

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you can't air on broadcast TV or
radio. I mean they'll take a playbook.

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Yeah, that's out of the Dale
Hanson pok. You know, why

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is it Dale Hanson talking about the
Gooch Grease Because Dale retired. Yeah,

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but if there's ever a reason to
come out of rediment, Dale's probably bogged

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down in Gooch grease. Granted Dale
Hanson lately when he did his commentaries,

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it was mostly you know, very
polarizing political, politically charged things, you

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know what. You know, I'm
sure he'd have a lot to say about,

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you know, bud light and rainbows
at target right now. But I

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like the route that Isaiah Kerry's taking
in Houston's like, we're gonna get We're

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gonna get taint deep into the Gooch
Grease debate. Who are these men?

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But the problem is so bad for
some men. According to some reports,

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they now have to use women's maxi
pads to stop the mixture from messing up

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their underwear. It's a mixture.
Now, let's get into this joining me

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to talk about that's not influence.
And now they have a panel of four

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people. Right in this panel,
am I looking at this right? It's

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two men and two women? Yeah? I think so, Yeah, because

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that's what you want. Two women
to talk about you stinky taint, you

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know what, they might have a
better firsthand you know, knowledge of it,

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because I'm assuming if these two women
are on the panel to discuss the

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gooch grease, that means they've been
face to face or nose to nose with

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it. See, this is where
I we brought this up before. When

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you see the reporter that's out like
I'm covering the hurricane, like if you

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know, he pissed somebody off and
that's how he landed that gig. This

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is like the land of version of
that. Yeah, but this is one

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of those occasions where in the in
in in the meeting that they're having as

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far as the assignments, meaning all
of a sudden, all of a sudden,

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everyone's hands are shooting up wanting to
take on the hurricane or the tornado

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or the outside weather reporting. They
are begging to be on the overpass during

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an ice storm. So as long
as they don't have to lead a panel

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discussing gooch grease. Yeah, I
also because this is how my head worked,

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Like I just see him like him
and like another maybe the producer or

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the creatives of the creative guys like
drunk at a bar around eight pm.

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I'm like, I bet you money
you can't cover Gooch Grease. I'll take

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it. And then you wake up
the next morning you're like, ah,

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what did I agree to? Yeah? You open your inbox and there's just

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ninety different videos of Gooch Grease.
You have to watch and get your reporting

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now right. Um? And you
know, and he may you know,

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he may have doubled down on it
said you know what, not only am

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I gonna take the Gooch Grease assignment, I'm gonna win en me doing it.

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I'm gonna get a panel beds and
me Personel's smoothing could be sports jeeralists

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Barry laming at So Barry, have
you I you know, I don't know

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what to do. When you walked
in you drop this. Oh he just

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pulled out a Maxi pad on TV. Man Isaiah Carry does not hold back.

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I'll Barry the sports guy is sitting
on the bed. Have you never

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heard of you know what I mean? Look not really I haven't heard of

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it about that name. But there's
some founds out there los it like it's

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kind to discussing. I will say
this, man, you get older,

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you get bigger. Don't have to
worry about this. But as you get

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older, you get bigger, you
sweed more. It's very simple. If

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this is a problem for you,
felon you don't you don't need I feel

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that maybe just see this is why
Shack has the endorsement for gold bonds.

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Yeah, yeah, that is uh
yeah, it's very is my when I

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when I performed us the host,
Yeah it's great and uh uh it's not

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I've never I've never had due use
this, uh like, but that's what

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a talking them powder is form.
There's a whole debate about talking about is

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that gold bonds? That the same
thing that especial to be medicated powder?

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Okay, so yeah, isn't that
the fix instead of just wash your ass?

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Yeah? I think that's a great
start. That's that's typically where I

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begin my cleanliness taint journey. You
know, I just old fashioned soap and

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water. I'm pretty sad. I
don't know about the as you get old

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older, I don't know how that. I don't know how that works,

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like are you doing more? I
don't know how. Well. I do

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know that at least the older we
get as men. So you know how

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um with trees, you cut open
a tree and you can count the rings

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to tell its age. Similarly,
you can tell a man's age by how

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far his balls have dropped, So
you measure the you measured the distance from

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from the undercarriage downtown to down to
the edge of the truck nuts, and

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you can usually get a pretty good
estimate out of man's age. And I'm

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also assuming, uh, the worse
it smells, probably the older you are,

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because it's years of accumulation. And
then also those rust stains that show

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up somehow any time at the gym
locker room. You know, you know

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exactly what I'm talking about. We
don't know where those rust scenes come from.

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I have an idea, I have
a I have a you know,

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a theory on it, and I
think that's just coming from, like Tray

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said, not washing your ass enough, and that's just the runoff. Good.

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Yeah, I don't know for sure. I'm not a geology. This

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is this is this is I forgot. I forgot how informative this show can

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be. And this is actually good
to know because if I have you know,

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if I'm with a body of mine
and he's like he just looks uncomfortable,

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now we can have that talk about
Yeah, are you not. Are

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you not feeling fresh? And and
if you need, I've I've got an

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extra pad. Now, Rash,
I'm not sure because now you've you've been

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doing the show with me, uh
for many many years, going all the

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way back to well you did it. You did the show regularly, and

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you know, starting in two thousand
and eight, and then you were making

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appearances on the show long before that, and then on Russ Martin's show and

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subsequent episodes and shows and years and
you know, Trades been on the show

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off and on for a couple of
decades. But I'm not sure if you

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recognize Isaiah carry the way that Tray
and I do. I'm wondering if Trey

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has put two and two together yet. But just to just to be sure,

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Tray, do you do you have
an idea who this gentleman is and

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why he should sound familiar to you? I think I do? Now that

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you say that, all right,
well yes, no, Well that Thursday

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here to Augusta High School that led
to Chris Wood's death, I'm done dress

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that down. Mind in my mouth, okay, Oh that gives me every

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single time news reporter swallows bug then
loses it. Isaiah Kerry clip that clip

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right there just This version was posted
fourteen years ago and has almost six million

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views. Wow. Well, it's
nice to see he landed on his tin

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visit us online a treehouse OnAir dot
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dot com. And with great information
right now is Rodney and yourson and himself

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now, Rodney, I was reading
that starting in September, people that have

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not been having to pay their student
loans are going to have to start paying.

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What is it then, that you're
telling these people that are going to

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have to start paying these things that
they got used to not paying for a

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while. Yeah, start getting your
finances under control, because nothing can hurt

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your budget more than unexpected payments.
And I talked to a client the other

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Uh. I really like so Isaiah
carry that reporter slash anchor going from swallowing

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a bug live on well actually it
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bug. That was a that was
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doing, but it was an outtake
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viral probably a few different times over
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anchor gig at Fox twenty six Houston
and the man still still gets lots of

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attend especially when you're covering a story
like Gooch Grease. But it really makes

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me wish. I wish they would
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things, like when it does ice
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the overpass. That's the guy I
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I would, that's some kind of
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how much is it for? Like
if we hadn't subscribers only like I

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just watched his blue bers, his
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I would like like like he's doing
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or something. I would have n't
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would happen birthday. I don't know. I would go or like just hold

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up some Goose Grease for you,
show me the the soiled maxipad from from

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Houston's revenue idea like only angers.
Yeah, that's not you might want to

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you might want to jump on that
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lock that side down you first try, because I don't know if you know

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this now. That's so you know, a Playboy you went defunct, right

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so after after a diying is the
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that took over and wanted it to
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we're not doing any more topless.
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think it would be the other word. Yeah, And now they're basically,

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uh, anybody can sign up to
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what they're doing now, is it's
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under the Playboy Bunny umbrella go on
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And I guess they get a cut, but I'm sure they do.

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It's it's like it's like the mafia. You gotta kick up to the Playboy

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Boss. But ultimately you're hot enough
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brand. Yeah. But what's her
the what's her name? Kelly and Conway's

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daughter, whatever her name is?
Is that what she's doing at Kelly and

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Conway. She was the one that
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while, right, yes, and
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is George's first name. But yeah, she's she's the newest playboy buddy.

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Like she just made that announcement that
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anchors. I mean, that's I
mean, I don't want to see Isaiah's

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gooch. But I'm just saying,
I, uh, you want to give

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no yellow a call. I'm just
saying there's a few out there that I'm

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like, oh, okay, so
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all right. I'm glad you mentioned
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there's something I need to uh share
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treehouse, and that is it is
Tara's birthday time. Oh awesome. And

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there's a predicament that comes with being
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for a long time. You know, she and I've been married for eleven

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years now, I've been together for
fourteen. At a certain point you start

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to think, what the hell can
I can I get my wife for her

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birthday? That either she doesn't already
have. I haven't already bought for her

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or done for her. And I'm
at that point I, oh, yeah,

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I'm drawing a blank. Like she
she she told me the other she

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told me the other day she was
like one of the things that she wanted

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to do for her birthday was not
have to do her plan anything. She's

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like, you do it. I
was like, okay, I can do

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that, but she can't sit still. So hours hours after she tells me,

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I don't want to plan anything for
my birthday, she's already made reservations

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for her birthday for us. That
sounds about right. So it's very difficult

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to be like, I got to
something and she's like, yeah, already

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go Yeah, But then inn't that
lucky for you, because no, she's

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not leaving it after you to screw
it up. She's taking charge. And

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so yeah, but the problem with
that is trade that leaves nothing for me.

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It's like it's like a whole piece
of pie. Right, It's like

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a whole pie, right, and
she's basically already taken up like nine tenths

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of it. So I got I
got, I got one sliver to make

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the birthday good where I can actually
pull a Don Davis, our old Eagle

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program director, and say, and
I helped, But isn't that because our

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idea of when when when a girl's
like, well I just don't want to

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I don't want to have to lift
a finger, that that what we hear

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is what men think of is not
lifting a finger, which is basically turning

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on a TV, finding a show, and then being uh homotos for the

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rest of the day, uh for
for And I'm assuming this is what's happening

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with with with TERA's like her idea
of well, I don't want to have

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to do anything is exactly what she's
done. That's her version of not doing

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just making the reservations, not like
the invites, not all of the other

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stuff that goes with that. Maybe
she just did like that's her idea of

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sitting still. And we kind of
read too much into it because I've had

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that happen to me before. We're
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and I'm like, well, you're
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Yeah. I never have to worry
about that with Terry because she very very

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rarely wants to actually do nothing.
She's one of those Yeah, like the

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first movie I took her to I
made a huge mistake. She had told

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me way back when you started dating
that she can't sit still for very long

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and she's not crazy about movies.
So what did my dumbass do for like

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our second date, I took her
to the shortest film of the year,

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twenty twelve, the movie twenty twelve, which is like two and a half

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hours long. And this poor girl, I didn't realize, like my idea

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of a long movie and her idea
of a long movie where miles apart or

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in this case, hours apart.
My idea of a long movie at that

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time was like two and a half
to three hours. This movie was actually

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I think it was like two hours
fifteen minutes, So to me, the

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new average. Her idea of perfectly
time movie is about I don't know,

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seven or eight minutes. But I
didn't know. But I didn't know that

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at the time. I had to
experience it. And what happened in that

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movie. Two different times, we're
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house or the movie eatery in Bedford. Then the theater was for the most

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part empty with just a few other
people, and she had to get up

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and take a lap during the movie
twice twice because she can't sit still for

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that long. So when it comes
down to doing nothing, it's it's practically

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impossible. Her idea of doing nothing
is going outside and building a chicken coop

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Ryce right, yeah, good,
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I mean, Tara plans parties for
a and other other people to entertainment

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is her job. And so when
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last thing you want to do is
deal with any of that. You you

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know, not say you don't want
to do anything, but you don't want

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to have the pressure. You deal
with the pressure for your likelihood of other

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people's happiness and entertainment and expectations.
Yeah, and so you know, basically

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it's your one day Dan to shine
and really come through and hit a home

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run. And I can't. I
can't. The best I can do now

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is a sacrifice bumped because since she
does the planning stuff already for for a

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living, she already gets like the
better hook up by contacting our restaurant for

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for reservations than I do. So
I'm just kind of like it's kind of

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like you know what it feels like, It's like it's like hitting in the

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lineup behind Babe Ruth. You're standing
there in the on deck circle and the

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sultan a swat goes up there,
knocks one five hundred feet out of the

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stadium, and then you're just kind
of stay there and walking up to play

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dope, do dope do no one
on days. No one's gonna remember me.

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By the way, I got you
a necklace. That's about all.

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That's about all I'm left with.
It's like, okay, well I get

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you. I can get you something
shiny. What about a miniature donkey?

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No, please, God, what
about a miniature cow? Do not give

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her ideas? Trey. I will
make you. I will make it.

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I'll make you go to actual Oklahoma, Trey your miniature cow. Yeah,

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and then you can stay there and
you and you and that cow can live

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there in harmony together without I'll make
a service cow and we'll just fly to

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the islands. Don't do that,
because the Indian airplanes in India will just

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be pat The good news, yeah, the good news is on my end

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of that scenario is I somewhat no
an air traffic controller here. I will

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divert your plane. I will find
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just love the idea that trees pitching. The's like the miniature donkey and then

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and then like when we end this
episode and he just walks out in his

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backyard and there is nothing but miniature
donkey for the house. Well, you're

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trying to one of you. I
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but everyone thought it was a bit
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and just unfortunately decimates somebody's home.
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give you a call at eight three
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call their insurance, but that's not
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that homeowner work with their insurance company. Right, absolutely, Dan, And

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really a majority of the time,
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highly suggest calling you know us out
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may have tree coverage, you may
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is that people will try to go
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process themselves. They just think that
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of them and take care of them. Well, then we get on the

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property and we figure out, you
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the garage door had big dents in
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hundred linear feet a fence, and
this fence actually is a thousand because it's

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both sides are their pull equipment may
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getting their home taken care of because
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405
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406
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407
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408
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409
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410
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411
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412
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413
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414
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429
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And once so you know what,
I'm sorry, go ahead, Trey,

430
00:34:08.320 --> 00:34:13.000
I would say, what's crazy joking
about it? You know how much a

431
00:34:13.000 --> 00:34:16.960
miniature cow runs? Um, I'm
gonna guess more than a full size cow?

432
00:34:17.559 --> 00:34:22.400
Oh much more? How much?
For him? What you were talking

433
00:34:22.440 --> 00:34:28.800
like a would this be a puppy
cow or like a full a full grown

434
00:34:29.079 --> 00:34:32.559
this is but it's it's it's the
Yeah, that's what the miniature version of

435
00:34:32.559 --> 00:34:37.360
a full grown cow? Or is
this a miniature calth? I mean tiny

436
00:34:37.440 --> 00:34:42.679
calf? Yeah? For tiny calth's
gonna be a tiny cow? Got so

437
00:34:42.760 --> 00:34:45.719
much? This is what is it
going? I don't know why you know

438
00:34:45.800 --> 00:34:49.280
this, but what is it going
race? I know this because my best

439
00:34:49.320 --> 00:34:54.679
friend Amy, who's married to Big
al Mack, and they and he knows,

440
00:34:54.760 --> 00:34:59.599
he knows tiny cows. She wants
one, and she told me how

441
00:34:59.679 --> 00:35:05.320
much they are ten grand. That's
fine, thousand dollars. He's got it.

442
00:35:05.559 --> 00:35:08.199
He's got that craddic money. Baby. There is no reason I'm gonna

443
00:35:08.199 --> 00:35:12.039
Make'm gonna make Al's life a living
hell right now. There is no reason

444
00:35:12.079 --> 00:35:16.119
why Amy should not have a cow. And if they're not currently talking about

445
00:35:16.119 --> 00:35:20.000
this on the Kradic Morning Show,
I'll shoot JC a message and say you

446
00:35:20.039 --> 00:35:22.079
need to get on this tiny cowtring. Yeah. Maybe maybe it's something that

447
00:35:22.119 --> 00:35:27.039
they can bring to his restaurant out
there and wants the Hatchie or wherever it

448
00:35:27.119 --> 00:35:31.239
is. Uh, they can bring
the tiny cow for appearances with bolster business.

449
00:35:31.280 --> 00:35:37.199
All is missing an opportunity, I
believe. But but what but where

450
00:35:37.199 --> 00:35:39.519
would you where would you put where
would you put? Like and you just

451
00:35:39.519 --> 00:35:43.320
have one in your backyard, can
you? Yeah? I mean I mean

452
00:35:43.320 --> 00:35:49.800
they will kind out in the country
and have over an acre and so yeah,

453
00:35:49.880 --> 00:35:52.119
yeah, at that point house,
you know, that's what I was

454
00:35:52.119 --> 00:35:53.960
going to say, at that point
you're out, there's sort of in the

455
00:35:54.000 --> 00:35:57.400
country and it's one acre. No
one's going to see what you're doing.

456
00:35:57.400 --> 00:35:59.239
I doubt there's an h O way. And if there is, the HL

457
00:35:59.280 --> 00:36:01.280
way is not in the house to
see that the cow is in the house.

458
00:36:02.719 --> 00:36:10.760
Goshh okay, well this might be
an interesting purchase. Uh and do

459
00:36:10.960 --> 00:36:16.679
what yeah, well, do do
everything every other pet in your life does.

460
00:36:17.000 --> 00:36:22.960
Hopefully maybe maybe not have the tendencies
have a cat um. Oh that

461
00:36:22.960 --> 00:36:27.840
would be great though, if you
just had a minuture of cow that just

462
00:36:27.880 --> 00:36:31.679
give us no asks that you're around, fantastic or worse when you're trying to

463
00:36:31.719 --> 00:36:35.960
walk past it and then it just
like swats you and knocks you over.

464
00:36:37.760 --> 00:36:43.400
It's larger than a cat. Just
spring that on your buddies like a gate,

465
00:36:43.480 --> 00:36:45.519
like just having guys over for like
a cook out or the game,

466
00:36:45.800 --> 00:36:50.000
like hey, I want you to
meet whatever your name it, like,

467
00:36:50.039 --> 00:36:53.880
hey, this is whatever cow.
And then just the cow walks in and

468
00:36:54.280 --> 00:36:58.159
just a little on their faces.
They have to go ahead, pet him.

469
00:36:59.039 --> 00:37:01.800
He likes bus treats. I don't
know, I don't know what don't

470
00:37:01.800 --> 00:37:06.480
work. And then you go sit
and cow sits. That's just hilarious to

471
00:37:06.519 --> 00:37:08.559
me. I just don't know why
you who? I don't know who?

472
00:37:08.599 --> 00:37:14.760
That's four? Who? Who?
Big? All? How many do you?

473
00:37:14.840 --> 00:37:16.800
How many? Can you sound?
Okay? It's like it's like the

474
00:37:16.800 --> 00:37:20.360
same thing when I see like at
the bean bag store, like going down

475
00:37:20.360 --> 00:37:22.400
the high the Highwood. It's like
all he has is bean bag. I'm

476
00:37:22.440 --> 00:37:25.760
like, who is? How many
people is? How many people are buying

477
00:37:25.880 --> 00:37:30.800
the bean bag? How many people
are buying a miniature cow? I mean,

478
00:37:30.840 --> 00:37:32.519
I mean lot of people are buying
manatury cows that they've driven the prize

479
00:37:32.559 --> 00:37:36.280
up to the ten thousand dollars ahead. Honestly, yeah, I mean at

480
00:37:36.280 --> 00:37:37.960
ten thousand dollars each, you don't
need to sell that many. Mean really

481
00:37:38.000 --> 00:37:42.199
we're just talking. You saw one
a month and you're you're making six figures.

482
00:37:43.440 --> 00:37:46.000
Jeez, can you imagine how this
disappointed like regular cows must be in

483
00:37:46.039 --> 00:37:49.599
themselves, like look at it.
Look at the rate of us, Like

484
00:37:49.760 --> 00:38:00.159
you know, we need everything good
down, We're not worth much. This

485
00:38:00.280 --> 00:38:12.719
is we get take it to the
flaughterhouse just when grain goes up. The

486
00:38:12.760 --> 00:38:15.079
tiny cows they get to go in
the house, they get to sleep in

487
00:38:15.119 --> 00:38:20.840
the bed they get in the back. There is that TikTok or I think

488
00:38:20.880 --> 00:38:25.000
it's TikTok maybe Instagram with a lady
that has them of the Shetland pony that

489
00:38:25.079 --> 00:38:29.719
comes into the house. Like that
thing is adorable, Like I can I

490
00:38:29.760 --> 00:38:34.639
can understand that because even like the
dogs like play with that, they play

491
00:38:34.880 --> 00:38:38.000
together, and that's kind of a
miniature cow. I just don't see the

492
00:38:38.639 --> 00:38:40.679
I mean, it's come good.
It's got to be cute as hell,

493
00:38:40.760 --> 00:38:44.880
right, that's the that's the appeal. Sure, yeah, I mean it's

494
00:38:44.880 --> 00:38:46.800
a whole reason why. Like at
one point, it was the potbelly pigs

495
00:38:46.840 --> 00:38:50.360
that were that were sort of in
vogue for a while ass pets, and

496
00:38:50.400 --> 00:38:52.079
then people didn't realize, well,
they only stay small for so long.

497
00:38:52.159 --> 00:38:55.639
Eventually they get to be like three
hundred and fifty pounds. Do you ever

498
00:38:55.760 --> 00:39:00.920
just to just have a pig in
her house? Yeah, that's so Yeah.

499
00:39:00.000 --> 00:39:02.840
I had somebody it was in La
and they were gonna get two of

500
00:39:02.840 --> 00:39:07.920
them. They're gonna get two pot
belly pigs. Like you are in a

501
00:39:07.000 --> 00:39:10.920
one bedroom, one bath, Oh
my god. At some point you're gonna

502
00:39:10.960 --> 00:39:15.920
you're gonna be their roommates. Like
they're gonna be bringing that house and they

503
00:39:16.360 --> 00:39:19.760
what do you mean? I'm like, do you not understand that they grow?

504
00:39:20.840 --> 00:39:23.400
I think they thought they were getting
like a mini pig. I don't

505
00:39:23.400 --> 00:39:25.719
know. Is that a thing too? I have no idea. I don't

506
00:39:25.719 --> 00:39:31.400
know. Let's ask the farm expert
Trey. Many pigs, Yeah yeah,

507
00:39:31.519 --> 00:39:37.400
many pigs, donkeys, many cows. Right now, you just put all

508
00:39:37.440 --> 00:39:39.320
that meat on? So does that
just meat for sliders? Is that is?

509
00:39:40.280 --> 00:39:44.320
That's what everyone should tell their children. That's where slider meat comes from.

510
00:39:44.320 --> 00:39:50.400
It's the tiny animals. What is
this bacon so small? It's for

511
00:39:50.480 --> 00:39:57.760
sliders and fancy fancy restaurants. Why's
the bacon so small? And where's our

512
00:39:57.760 --> 00:40:01.400
pig? I think we've also unlocked
a new feature that Tray can use on

513
00:40:01.440 --> 00:40:06.400
Tender is just take a bunch of
photos with tiny animals and just and just

514
00:40:06.639 --> 00:40:10.679
and just watch the watch the women
just swoon. Yeah, that's not a

515
00:40:10.719 --> 00:40:14.079
bad thing. I mean, can
you can you you know, maybe a

516
00:40:14.119 --> 00:40:21.840
rental I could see that, like
a party rental mini cow thing. Okay,

517
00:40:17.920 --> 00:40:27.159
yeah, I've got a mini I've
got a mini dog and it didn't

518
00:40:29.159 --> 00:40:35.159
I don't know. Daisy goes Daisy
Daisy slaps. She does. But then

519
00:40:35.199 --> 00:40:37.840
they get to know me and you
know someone, We're gonna go so far.

520
00:40:43.000 --> 00:40:45.920
The dog can only do so much. The dog gets Tray in the

521
00:40:46.000 --> 00:40:51.039
door. Yeah, Trey gets himself
out of it. Yeah. Yeah,

522
00:40:52.599 --> 00:40:54.559
speaking away, I wanted to tell
you about this. Uh, Trey had

523
00:40:54.599 --> 00:40:57.840
a date a couple of weeks ago. You want to know how it went?

524
00:40:59.440 --> 00:41:02.840
Okay, sure, how did it
go? Tray and went about five

525
00:41:02.880 --> 00:41:10.159
minutes? No, yeah, it
wasn't speed That's what it was. It

526
00:41:10.239 --> 00:41:15.559
was unintentional speed dating on Trade's parts. Now, as much as I would

527
00:41:15.559 --> 00:41:21.440
love to put this on Trade,
this this this actually is not his fault

528
00:41:21.480 --> 00:41:25.239
because this check has a weird you
know, everyone's got their standards, everyone's

529
00:41:25.239 --> 00:41:29.519
got their boxes that they need to
check for various things, and and Tray

530
00:41:29.519 --> 00:41:31.039
and I've talked about this and ros
you know what well, because we're all,

531
00:41:31.119 --> 00:41:35.119
you know, in our forties.
I don't know it as well because

532
00:41:35.119 --> 00:41:37.960
i'mn't dated in you know, a
decade, you know and a half.

533
00:41:37.840 --> 00:41:40.960
But the older you get, the
more difficult it is to date because everyone

534
00:41:40.960 --> 00:41:45.800
gets more set in their ways and
they're not really willing to compromise a whole

535
00:41:45.800 --> 00:41:47.760
lot, which trade found out because
the first part of this date was going

536
00:41:47.880 --> 00:41:54.679
really well until tray, until I
made a joke about you know, yeah,

537
00:41:54.679 --> 00:41:57.840
I used to worry about on Saturday
night, you know, gett into

538
00:41:57.840 --> 00:42:00.360
the liquor store in time, make
sure I had enough boost the weekend.

539
00:42:00.360 --> 00:42:04.119
Now now I worry about you.
That didn't stop her, That didn't that

540
00:42:04.199 --> 00:42:07.519
didn't you know, uh send Trey
packing in her eyes? What did No?

541
00:42:07.639 --> 00:42:09.280
I think a lot of people do
that, right, I think a

542
00:42:09.280 --> 00:42:14.400
lot of things closed on Sunday.
I think that's a reasonable thing to say.

543
00:42:14.480 --> 00:42:16.000
But I mean, you know,
I was joking. Obviously shreddy knew

544
00:42:16.000 --> 00:42:19.880
that I didn't drink anymore, and
I was like, and now I worry

545
00:42:19.880 --> 00:42:22.199
about you know, do I have
enough moisturizer to get through the weekend?

546
00:42:22.239 --> 00:42:28.760
And she in turn told me that
moisturizing wasn't very manly. I will say,

547
00:42:28.559 --> 00:42:30.239
the way that you just the way
that you just said that I don't

548
00:42:30.280 --> 00:42:34.119
know if I have enough moisturizer to
make it through the weekend makes it sound

549
00:42:34.159 --> 00:42:37.440
like you're just feverishly beating off all
weekend. That's that's that's that's what I

550
00:42:37.480 --> 00:42:40.880
got. That's what I was like, maybe I don't think that's like if

551
00:42:40.880 --> 00:42:46.760
I said motion, then oh I
said moisturizer. All right, I'm assuming

552
00:42:46.800 --> 00:42:55.199
moisturizer is what the wealthy use lotion
is what everybody else with the tapioca pearl

553
00:42:55.400 --> 00:43:00.960
moisture. Well if ifutting it on
my face, I call it on moisturized

554
00:43:01.000 --> 00:43:07.320
or everything else. Yeah, it's
just like you why you left that wide

555
00:43:07.320 --> 00:43:10.159
open? Yeah, let's let's just
leave it open for Yeah. Yeah,

556
00:43:10.360 --> 00:43:14.480
you kind of problem not with not
with Trey having you know, an alcoholic's

557
00:43:14.519 --> 00:43:17.159
plan to you know, beat the
nine pm deadline, uh, to buy

558
00:43:17.239 --> 00:43:21.840
booze for the remainder of the weekend. She didn't have as much of a

559
00:43:21.840 --> 00:43:25.199
problem with that. Instead, it
was you, you moisture ezel. Yeah,

560
00:43:25.599 --> 00:43:29.599
I don't, I don't, I
don't know. Yeah, we're we're

561
00:43:29.800 --> 00:43:34.639
first, Okay, where did you
find this person? Bomble? You need

562
00:43:34.679 --> 00:43:37.320
even warm? Everybody else on that
side that that person is there? Is

563
00:43:37.360 --> 00:43:45.480
that a tiny beef arm? Yeah, yeah, that's the that's the that's

564
00:43:45.519 --> 00:43:51.960
the new one. So on the
way out is your uh, your Tinder

565
00:43:52.400 --> 00:43:55.679
is kind of on it's it's kind
of like for anybody like Bomble is like,

566
00:43:55.760 --> 00:44:00.760
now if you're in on it in
the beginning. What I'm guessing because

567
00:44:00.800 --> 00:44:04.679
I talk to people in the in
the audience my shows. And that's the

568
00:44:04.719 --> 00:44:07.800
big thing is when I saw where
do you guys meet Bumble, and I

569
00:44:07.920 --> 00:44:13.559
people other people will cheer for them
having met on Bumble. So that's the

570
00:44:14.039 --> 00:44:16.480
that's the new one. You say, Tenator is kind of like Tenador is

571
00:44:16.519 --> 00:44:22.679
like okay, Bumble is Mazie's and
Tenator is TJ Max Like that's if if

572
00:44:22.719 --> 00:44:28.320
if it's sort out of the dating
game. Yeah, they spend like and

573
00:44:28.320 --> 00:44:31.119
then and then everything else. This
is actually how you need to describe the

574
00:44:31.199 --> 00:44:36.599
dating game to a man. Is
you have to describe in suburban stores.

575
00:44:37.199 --> 00:44:40.760
Yeah, that's where we spend most
of our time. I like Bumble is

576
00:44:42.119 --> 00:44:46.960
uh is um, you're a high
end sort of like Tenator now is like

577
00:44:47.000 --> 00:44:52.119
Tuesday Morning, Like it's it's a
it's a consignment and it is most likely

578
00:44:52.159 --> 00:44:55.519
going to close, and it's older
things that that are sort of not not

579
00:44:55.679 --> 00:45:00.440
in vogue anymore like they were cool
ones right now. It's yeah, I

580
00:45:00.480 --> 00:45:01.840
think you can get I think you
can get a tender on a gitterer box,

581
00:45:02.000 --> 00:45:05.440
Like I think you can get it
on that now, like like that's

582
00:45:05.440 --> 00:45:08.559
one of those sendings. It's like
emergencies and tender. You can get it

583
00:45:08.599 --> 00:45:13.440
on there. But so what's the
home of deebo version of of dating apps.

584
00:45:13.519 --> 00:45:22.519
Then that's the uh, that's the
the male the gay en dating things.

585
00:45:22.760 --> 00:45:28.480
It's called brain or yes, So
that's that's your that's your industrial Like

586
00:45:29.000 --> 00:45:30.320
we're just here, so like we
have a we have a to do it

587
00:45:30.360 --> 00:45:36.719
yourself session and then and then then
there's home and guard. There's everything you're

588
00:45:36.760 --> 00:45:39.239
gonna get. There's plenty of wood, that's what there's There's plenty, there's

589
00:45:39.239 --> 00:45:45.199
plenty of there's plenty of lumber.
But the moisturizing thing, like I I

590
00:45:45.199 --> 00:45:52.159
I know, I mean that would
be surprised in a good way that that's

591
00:45:52.199 --> 00:45:53.519
like, oh my god, nowt
you know I just have moisture like I

592
00:45:53.639 --> 00:45:58.079
like to like skincare. Yeah,
well, and that for tray would be

593
00:45:58.119 --> 00:46:08.880
like it'd be like treated wood,
none of that to make sure you get

594
00:46:08.920 --> 00:46:15.559
the good stuff that the termites can't
get to. Yeah, I just have

595
00:46:15.719 --> 00:46:17.199
never heard of this. And she
was so she was out. That was

596
00:46:17.239 --> 00:46:20.719
the end of the Oh, I
don't know, I was out, Like

597
00:46:20.880 --> 00:46:22.880
I literally at that point, what
was she What did she say? She's

598
00:46:22.880 --> 00:46:27.599
like, it's like grosser moistureus and
she said, yeah, it's not really

599
00:46:27.639 --> 00:46:31.440
manly. And I was like,
so you think it's manly just to get

600
00:46:31.440 --> 00:46:34.840
old and wrinkly. And it's like, well that's the way it's supposed to

601
00:46:34.880 --> 00:46:36.199
be. And I said, all
right, well good luck to you.

602
00:46:36.920 --> 00:46:38.639
Oh good, okay, yeah,
and then you left. Okay, good,

603
00:46:38.719 --> 00:46:43.840
that's solid good as it should be. Because she's like, hey,

604
00:46:43.880 --> 00:46:49.480
listen, I'm gonna get jacked up
looking the older we get. Just FYI

605
00:46:49.559 --> 00:46:52.679
that's what she's telling you. She's
like, listen, it's not it's pretty

606
00:46:52.719 --> 00:46:57.679
now getting getting while it's good?
Yeah, that or there's just a vanity

607
00:46:57.719 --> 00:47:01.280
aspect of she wanted to look better
than whoever she's with and so let them

608
00:47:01.760 --> 00:47:08.519
get Yeah. The fastest date I
ever had I was in college after one

609
00:47:08.559 --> 00:47:14.159
of my psychology classes and just walking
back to the car, started talking to

610
00:47:14.199 --> 00:47:15.400
this girl and I'm like, you
know what, I'm hungry. Let's see

611
00:47:15.400 --> 00:47:17.199
if she would like get some to
eat. I was like, when I

612
00:47:17.400 --> 00:47:22.960
grab some dinner and we want to
and I don't. I'm not a big

613
00:47:22.039 --> 00:47:25.679
fan of chilies. I'm not a
big I'm not a big Chilies guy.

614
00:47:27.880 --> 00:47:32.000
But we went there and um,
we sit down and we just get our

615
00:47:32.119 --> 00:47:37.320
drinks and then she just starts.
I don't know what prompted this. I

616
00:47:37.400 --> 00:47:40.360
still think about it every now and
again. I don't know what prompted Explain

617
00:47:40.480 --> 00:47:50.119
to me the amount of drugs that
she consumes, uh daily and how like

618
00:47:50.239 --> 00:47:53.800
she was talking. She's like some
song came on in the in the in

619
00:47:53.880 --> 00:47:57.199
the restaurant and she's like, oh
my god, I was at that concert,

620
00:47:57.480 --> 00:48:00.480
I think, And I'm like,
okay, funny joke. Probably got

621
00:48:00.480 --> 00:48:02.480
a drunk con concert. She's like, I was on this this and she

622
00:48:02.599 --> 00:48:07.400
just started listening stuff as I'm waving
for the check, like like literally,

623
00:48:08.119 --> 00:48:09.800
you guys, like I haven't even
brought your food. I was like,

624
00:48:09.880 --> 00:48:14.199
to go, boxes sound great and
I just want to enjoy the burgher.

625
00:48:14.960 --> 00:48:16.559
I got up and walked out.
I was like, I don't I don't

626
00:48:16.599 --> 00:48:20.199
know if she knows she's here right
now or if I'm real I'm like,

627
00:48:20.280 --> 00:48:22.840
I don't know where she's Yeah,
that is a bit of a red flag.

628
00:48:22.920 --> 00:48:25.559
I'd say, yeah, yeah,
but that was that was the same

629
00:48:25.599 --> 00:48:29.719
thing. That was about eight to
ten minutes we got the order in and

630
00:48:29.800 --> 00:48:32.320
then she started like by the time
she got to methamphetamines, which wasn't like

631
00:48:32.360 --> 00:48:37.039
a great, a big problem in
ninety six, but by the time she

632
00:48:37.119 --> 00:48:40.840
got to meth I was like,
and Bill, please, yeah, I'm

633
00:48:40.880 --> 00:48:45.320
moisturizing. Weird. Trey, was
that your most recent date? So you

634
00:48:45.360 --> 00:48:47.280
haven't had one since then? Or
have you? No? I haven't had

635
00:48:47.360 --> 00:48:52.239
one since then. I think maybe
maybe I know the problem on your Bumble

636
00:48:52.360 --> 00:48:59.360
profile you need to add more tiny
farm animals. And then um possibly considered

637
00:48:59.480 --> 00:49:04.960
changing your your handle, your user
name on Bumble to gooch Grease. Oh

638
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