Episode 52: Tone Bell & Criss Cross Applesauce

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Welcome into the Treehouse. Time to
leave your worries outside and join me.

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Dan O'Malley, Trey Trenholme, Raj
Sharma and special guest for his tree House

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podcast debut. But he's been on
the show many, many times, so

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much that we can't tell who's talking
whom. Tone Bell, Hey, hey,

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hey, all right, real quick, just because we had so much

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behind the scenes technical difficulty. Tone, do you copy a copy? Raj?

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Do you copy? Rage? Just
getting trade? You copy? I

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do? Thank you, Thank you
for not pulling the frozen internet jerk stuff.

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Tone. I know, I know
there's a strike going on, so

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you're not doing any like screen work
right now. But when it eventually ends

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and you have an upcoming project that
requires a corpse, Rags just gave you

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a hell of an audition. I've
been texting the produce I've been texting producers.

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I know, because I think a
screen shot earlier and I'm sending it

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out right now. This is who
hit shot and the beauty of that as

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you can tell them, this is
not this is not a screen shot.

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That's look how natural he is.
I'm gonna be like, that's all my

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credits will say, is like frozen
guy on Law and Order. Yeah,

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and you also get like part of
your sizzle reel where it'll have and you

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like some random critic no one's heard
of from a website, no one's heard

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of in Singapore saying the most realistic
corpse ever. So that's what I'm going

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for. Let me tell you what
AI can't do. Yeah, So tone

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Bell our friend for many many years. Like I said first time on the

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Treehouse podcast, we appreciate you hopping
in with us. I'm curious is to

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get this out of the way.
Yeah, how how is how is your

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SAG and writers strike treating you?
Man? It's uh, I mean it

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sucks. I mean I had some
stuff coming up at some big projects possibly

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you know, I mean it kind
of stuffs. But you know what it's

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you know, everybody read that article
that that headline of you know, one

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of the studio exact saying, you
know, we're gonna play hardballs as people

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start losing their houses in their car
and which which which sucks is? I

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mean now it's kind of you know, people starting the field to hurt of

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it, and it's it's one of
those statements where you go, man,

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I'm glad I've been Google all these
years. Yeah, I'm glad I've been

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through. I mean, people call
me cheap, but I go you know,

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I was paying for the future and
very very smart. No no,

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no, no, no, no, no, he's cheap. There There

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are certain things and I'm not a
cheese on my handburgers rock I always get.

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He knows, he knows when to
splurge. Yes, but he also

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brings. But he also brings the
cheese in his backpack. It's not like

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he's ordering it, He's brought.
He brought the cheese from home. Uh

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No, even back in LA because
I'm smart. Uh no, even like

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that was the thing, Like even
in La. Like we when he when

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he was it is currently it's super
successful. We're like, why don't why

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don't you do this? Why don't
you do this? And his I loved

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his answer every time. It's like, why I don't, I don't.

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I don't need to do that right
now. I don't need to do that

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right now. His business managers were
like, we you have to do something.

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You have to buy something because you're
gonna end up paying so much in

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taxes. You've got to do something
with this money. And he's like and

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by when they told him like,
this is how much you could lose if

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you don't. He's like, oh
okay. The only thing I've ever seen

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him go crazy on our shoes.
There was one room I think that was

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just boxes of shoes. I do, I do? Uh. I actually

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just got rid of about ten twelve
pair of shoes and I'm and I'm rest

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restacking now. Oh yeah, because
I'm growing down my shoes. I'm buying

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a lot of insoles these days.
I'm buying good insults. Do you have

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a sketcher's endorsement in the works?
Tell you something. If Snow can get

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one, I should be able to
get on skees parroll. So let me

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do a quick rundown of what I
can recall off the top of my head.

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Because your credits list tone is long
and distinguished. Insert joke here.

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Uh. I mean I've done a
lot of mini series, a lot of

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mini Wait have you done a lot
of many series or just TV shows that

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were short lived? Series that were
many? But I say mini series.

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I think I like the twist.
I think that works in your favor.

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You should stick with. Some people
want to do ninety episodes and get rich.

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I'm like, give me thirteen and
I'm moving on. Well, I

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like how you treat your career like
you treat your women. Yeah, that

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is that is very true. That
is that's right. I forgot you.

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You are a domestic now, so
yeah, yeah, a quick rundown of

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your credit. So we've got most
recently are you you're not mentioning it.

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I'm going to mention it because I
don't know what you're allowed to promote and

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not promote because I strike the show
that I have on Netflix, but you

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can absolutely say the title of it. Yeah. Yeah, the new show

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on Netflix is at Survival of the
Thickest, correct. That is that?

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That which I'm not promoting if you
watch it because it's out current streaming on

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Netflix. I'm not promoting The new
show on Netflix is out, and I

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definitely would not ask you to promote
it. I just want to make sure

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I make sure that that I mention
it because you're in it and you're damn

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good in it, and yeah,
it's really very You're you're you're damn good

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and everything get bastard. So that's
the most recent thing you've also, I

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mean, let's see, uh,
drink Masters, which drink Masters? Thank

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you Drink Masters, which is also
on Netflix. You are the host of

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Drink Masters. Congratulations on that.
All right, what else so we've got

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I remember when you first moved to
La you got a was it a Miller

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like commercial? Yeah? First thing, I have a book, which which

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I thought was super ironic because when
he was living in Dallas, he was

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working for annheuser Busch. So he
quit Anheuser Busch and his first gig in

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LA was for Miller. I did
not quit. Oh that's right. I'm

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sorry, I'm sorry. Correct me, please, yes, you're right.

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They let me go. You took
the package. There was not another package

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to take. I took yet it
was that or good fired. But I

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did appreciate and I didn't know this, uh in the very beginning when when

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when I first met town, we
started hanging out and like all of us

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would go out to the bars and
stuff. I was like, man,

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he is he must be killing it
at Anheuser Busch because he will just buy

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drinks for everybody. I'm like this, man is this Not only is he

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brilliantly talented, he's very funny,
he's also like very kind. And then

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like one time we were at the
Regal Beagle many many months later, he's

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like yeah, and he's like,
oh, you can just put it on,

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just put it on me. And
I'm like, you know, you

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don't have to. We're cool,
Like everybody's good now, Like you don't

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have to. And he's like,
no, no, no, this isn't

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I'm not paying for any of this. And I was like, I have

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to spend his money. Yes,
he had to spend a certain amount of

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money on promotions or whatever and buying
drinks as long as it was an Anheuser

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Busch product. And even then he'd
kind of like finagle his way around that

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a little bit, but he was
it was true to that. I was

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like, wow, that is uh. He was doing well and he was

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getting people to to buy it,
so for them to let him go.

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But I also found out that they
had beer. They had taps in their

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office, like you could on on
front be if they didn't. Yeah,

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I just didn't know. Yeah,
but I didn't have to go to the

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office ever. Really, I stopped
buying me now and then, but I

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didn't have to go to the office. No, Yeah, there were there

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weren't taps in the office. Plus
we had we had some crazy wee could.

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I think I think it was every
I don't know if it was every

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two weeks or every month. You
could go by the distributor to go pick

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up two cases. Just feel like, you know parties or what I mean,

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you can just go for Yeah,
and you gave me the cooler grill

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combo. That was one and the
same thing. That it was a cooler

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when he wanted to be a cooler
and then a grill when you needed to

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cook out. Yeah, we weren't
supposed to say that, Rod, you

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weren't supposed to have that. I
think we now know why you had to

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take the package. I gave a
lot of stuff away that should have been

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for clients and I okay. So
in between Survival of the Thickest, which

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is currently on Netflix that you are
certainly not promoting, but I'm just mentioning

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it because it's out there, and
in between the Anheuser Busch gig and Dallas

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and starting comedy in Dallas, then
you booked a Miller Light spot. In

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between those, you had a work
Wife, which is a television movie,

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a movie called Horror Noir where you
played Marcus, a black lady sketch show

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appearance in the movie the United States
versus Billy Holiday, which which I think

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the last time we had you on
was to help promote that American soul as

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Richard Pryor. Yeah, episode of
BoJack Horseman, Sylvie's Love, the Tea

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V series fam that's one of your
miniseries. Then another film where you had

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had a wonderful supporting role in the
movie Little Then the Weekend Dog Days,

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which is damn you. Tone is
one of the few times I actually cried

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in a movie theater. That goes
to show you how good of an actor

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you are is Terrace sent my wife
sent tone of texting you made Dan cry,

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black Ices, Black Ice, disjointed
with Kathy Bates, who you're still

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friends with, Woman Child blacked out
a short My Time, Your Time,

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Good Fortune, the Flash television show, Hell yeah, that was back when

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that show was good You. You
made your appearances on their Truth be Told,

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Bad Judge. All right, I'm
out of wind, but so far,

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I think I think your greatest credit
right now tone the thing that the

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next time you hit the stage or
do a late night appearance and they say

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you might know Tone Bell from all
these projects. Your your biggest credit needs

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to be those curtains behind you in
your house. Okay, I feel like

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I feel like that is accomplishment because
I know how excited you are to buy

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that house before I was so ruly
interrupted by technology. Uh, because I'm

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a classy broad. Now that's a
valance, Dan, A valance. I'm

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sorry, a valance. So I
apologies. I think you own that.

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I mean, I like people associated
the curtains with Johnny Carson. I think

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you can own that. You think
you think I should just keep this here.

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I think you should take that on
the road with you. But this

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is one of those things where like, if I ever have to call the

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police, they're gonna be like,
you don't live here. And that's why

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it would be wise to start taking
it with you. So people see when

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you're at City Addison improv or at
Dallas Comedy Club this weekend, you hang

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it behind you. So people when
they see that hideous valance, they see

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you tone bell. So that way, when the inevitable happened and the police

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show up at your house wondering why
you live here, you'd be like,

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Oh, it's oh, it's that
guy that that's totally his. Some people

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have logo. Some people wear a
chain some people have a certain style.

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Yes, I'll roll with a balance. Yeah, just say you know you're

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bringing Decatur with you. Nobody from
home. Nobody from home is accepting this.

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I would also like to point out
this is the perfect time to plug

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the YouTube channel, so if you're
listening audio wise, you can see you

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can see these balances overtone shoulder inside
his very very gorgeous hill country mansion.

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Yeah, hideous balances. You can
just find us at Treehouse on air on

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YouTube. And it's a balance,
Yeah, balance it is. It is

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not only is it a beautiful mention, it's a it's a very nice ranch,

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which I would never in a million
years of knowing Tone would ever say

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that he would own a ranch and
that his best friend would be Jerry.

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Uh is, No, it's it's
Jerry and his wife live next door.

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They're the sweetest human beings you've ever
met. And that is legitimately like a

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Tone sits on a porch and and
and drinks with an old, old white

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man. If this is not a
movie, someday, I don't know what

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I mean. Literally, when I
hang up, I'm going over to hang

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out with him. Likes that's what
we're doing. Fridays. Man, when

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I'm not busy on Friday, I'm
going because he don't call me in a

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minute, he's gonna be like,
what are you doing. Let's gonna have

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a drink. He's it's my guy. Man. He does right across the

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street. He's eighty six, he
just turned eighty six, and we kick

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him like three four nights a week. Man, it's my it's my guy.

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He and his wife we just get
So You've got Tuesdays and Wednesdays and

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Fridays with Jerry. You have no
idea. I be out of town and

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I catch him on the camera walking
around and make sure the property is good.

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Like he just he just m yeah's
he's amazing. Man. Last year

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for their anniversary because they've been married
sixty seven years now, yes I got

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sixty six, been married sixty sixty
years t shirts and so they warm out.

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We all went to go see a
band last year for the for their

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anniversary, and so they do.
They still go out and kicking man.

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I mean now, it's hard because
every now and then you go, hey,

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man, I should not be riding
with this dude. Yeah, when

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you when you it's a beautiful interaction. When when I first met them at

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your house because I saw them at
the roast the night before. But when

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I met them at your house,
Uh, it was like, I don't

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know who's adopted whom, Like it's
the it's the sweetest, like it's the

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sweetest relationship you can see people like, it's it's so it's so kind,

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Like there's just so much joy in
watching the two of them, the three

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of them talk. I'm like they
tones adopted them. I'm pretty sure it

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kind of sounds that way. We
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we go grabbing margarita. Afterwards,
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watch again. We watched the open
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game together last night. And speaking
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a lot of friends as you headlined
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Do you know all the ticket info? Roger? Do you know off the

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top of your head? I know
I'm there the fifteenth and the sixteenth,

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two shows on Friday, two shows
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ticket price is because I don't pay
for him. But but but I'm working

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on I am molding this new hour
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this chance to see the stuff that
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And I probably can't promote yet,
but yeah, yes it is. You

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can call two one four eight one
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dot com. Uh, and then
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and clicking by tickets. It's probably
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there in that region is my guests. I don't know for sure, but

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But make sure I get that crash. Oh. I remember the thing I

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was I was gonna mention before we
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that if you don't have a show
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some type of depiction of it,
you need to do that because obviously you've

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got tons of content there and ideas
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from Tonebell Productions. Do you have
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It's called Bertie Pie Productions. And
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do something. I mean, Jerry
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at us when we go because he
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picks me up and people are like, man, how did they how did

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they know each other? Yes,
this is it's it's very And I treat

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him like he we're the same age. And I think that's why, you

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know, we just get along.
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like he's eighty six. I just
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Man, and we just we just
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fun. And so yeah, eventually
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and and I need to figure it
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yeah, you want to make sure. You want to make sure that

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he gets to see, you know, the fruits of his friendship with you

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come you know. Yeah, yeah
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of mine. I'll pitch them to
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when you're in here, Sorry,
is that is that? Is that?

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Is that a bad thing? Is
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Tone? Because I'll be honest with
you, I have ideas for you

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know, like like TV shows and
things audio things as well in the world

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of podcasting. That's why I wanted
to see if you have a production company,

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because if if, if I got
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up your flagpole because I think some
of them would be good, because I

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think I think maybe a's prequel.
I think I think maybe a prequel to

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the Equalizer films, uh starring a
starring Tone Bell would be very And you

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know what, I'd like to point
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my head, I got other I
mean, did you did you inavertently call

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it the prequelizer again? That's exactly
what I called it. Despite all the

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Internet issues we've had trying to get
this episode recorded. I'm glad you heard

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that line that I said, the
prequelizer series. Yes, I mean,

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I mean, if it's about him
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people, I'm all in. I
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Yet you have to go through it's
the origin story where however, the CIA

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finds you, yes, and they
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just uh thirteen episode running you getting
your ass kick. He's real, real

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bad up top. Yes, but
here's the thing. Jerry was the original

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CIA agent. Uh, and he's
now had we trained you and then the

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bad guys killed Jerry and you,
then then you have to learn all the

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skills he doesn't. Yes, but
he's terrible. He gets an ass kick

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a lot and uh but he's but
he's very, very charming and funny.

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Okay, well they oh see once. If nothing else, we can always

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just do a reboot of Get Smart
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I'm all in for the prequelizer.
That is the greatest name in the

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movie history. I mean, I
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gonna be its own franchise. You're
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hope they'll strike in soon. We
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bills don't pay themselves, they don't. And I imagine that you have plans

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to make sure you put a valance
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room of your of your house.
If y'all don't think I'm sending all three

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of y'all a valance, I'm getting
everybody getting everybody people getting for Christmas from

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now on. And that's you know
what, that's gonna be amazing looking when

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someone tunes into the Treehouse podcast on
YouTube and sees our backdrops all with tone

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Bell valances. Yeah, it's not
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one right here. I'm gon replicas
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TV signature in the corner of fact. When you're in your car and it

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gets hot, instead of putting a
little mirror thing in the windshield, you

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put this in the windshield. Tone
Bell car shields. That's how you know.

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That's how you know when tones remodeling
is the gifts you get, like

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why did I get a abnet?
And some people want some people want air

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fryers, nah Man ballots. I
can't wait for your agency to send us

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all checks for these ideas for you. Be sure to catch tone Bell at

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the Dallas Comedy Club Dallas Dash Comedy
Club dot com welcomes the phone number again

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rage two one four eight one four
nineteen eighty or Dallas Dash Comedy Club dot

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com. Get you. They will
sell out. I mean it's it's tone

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and it's home and it'll it'll sell
out for sure. So get them now

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before they're all gone. Absolutely,
someone we love you have a great time

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in Dallas. Unfortunately I will not
be there to see you. I am

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busy trying to sidestep a hurricane.
But just know that I love you.

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And if you ever want to call
and get hung up on multiple times via

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internet like we've done today, all
right, we're gonna you know, I

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like me hung up on this much. This fit, this keeps you humbling,

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well, then you are super humble
today. My friend pool listening to

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the Treehouse, visit us online that
Treehouse on air dot com. Let's get

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Rodney Anderson into the Treehouse now.
His phone number is nine seven two nine

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eight five fifty two hundred. Very
important phone number. You're going to need

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that. And the website also important, Rodney Anderson dot com. So Rodney,

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let's start with this. Self employed
today? Are those that want to

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be self employed? Do they have
cash out refinance options available to them?

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So let me walk you through this
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that currently own businesses. Their businesses
are thriving, but they want to invest

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in their business. Or we have
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they want to start being self employeed
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capital to raise money and so we're
seeing a lot of people do cash out

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refinances just for that. I'll give
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that owned a commercial property and he
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for two hundred and fifty thousand dollars. They said, no, we're not

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lending much money right now, so
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him and his wife, their home
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They only owed two hundred and fifty
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a cash out refinance and gave them
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was going to be a lot better
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bank wanted to charge of nine percent. And then we had another another client.

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They had full time jobs. They
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went to their bank to get a
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so we did cash out refinance for
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thousand dollars so they could go and
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excellent credit, a lot of equity
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getting out of debt most of the
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you can invest in your business or
start up a new business. It's a

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pretty amazing thing to take all that
hard work and effort and money you've put

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into your home and take a little
bit out to invest in yourself and to

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your future. And Rodney Anderson and
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that. Give them McCall nine seven
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out all the technical difficulties with tones
Country ass Internet but I, uh,

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it did not give me an opportunity. With all the little the drops and

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stuff of distractions, I did not
get the opportunity to make a mention rag

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of your microphone that looks an awful
lot like an Angels dick. Yeah,

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I you know when I when I
got it, I wasn't on, Like

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there was no visual thing happening.
So it was just a really good mike

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and you couldn't see me. And
now now that I see it, like,

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yeah, okay, this is uh
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is described accurately. It's it's it
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the same time. It looks like
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one of the two either you're either
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ROJ You realized that reference is so
lost on probably eighty percent of the

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audience. Yeah, but the twenty
percent that get it will drive their car

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off the highway. That absolutely is
a Benny Hinn style microphone. And then

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also there also is a halo around
that phallic looking thing in front of Rog's

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mouth. Trey, I saw you
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You need to get going soon.
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getting me an alert that I've hit
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sorry, what, so you're apple, you have different It gives you like

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you have rings that you try to
close every day, and there's like an

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exercise ring, like you're gonna burn
eight hundred calories, you're gonna exercise for

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thirty minutes or judges it by your
heart rate, and then it's a stand

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goal of that every that for a
certain amount of hours every day that you're

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going to stand and be moving for
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that's yeah. That one's new to
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is a garment deal, so it's
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so I'm familiar with how many steps
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or how many activity minutes that you're
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mine does not have the stand goal. Well just because standing you have to

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be told to stand? Well,
yeah, it does it give you an

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alert, Hey, you've been sitting
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the hour. If you haven't stood
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alert. And you say that this
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and the people who sitting in office
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a there's a new Netflix special,
Yeah on living to one hundred, and

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this guy travels around a different you
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you know, a much greater longevity
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just two things before you finish your
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issue in the United States, I
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don't think if they were alerted to
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think that's the case. I think
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first. I think in general,
I think if you're like you know what

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make you go you know Today's you
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would take If I was that person, I would just be motivated to take

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this watch off. Uh. You
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Nobody why would you want to?
Well, if you have a quality

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of life like like that's all your
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younger black guy. And then you
know, you see when you say it,

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it sounds criminal. It sounds like
gonna abduct the black dude just to

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hang out with. You know what's
good? We should probably help Tray finish

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that sentence. What he means is
finding younger black guy that moves in next

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to you, that you befriend and
now your best friends and do everything together,

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like tone with his neighbor Jerry or
his neighbor or yeah, go you

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get the idea. Yeah, he's
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street. It's two lanes, and
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When we were going to for his
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had another day that we did something
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the roast, and then it was
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She's like or driving up the driveway
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me to drop you off here?
And I was like, first she stopped

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at the front, so I do
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I was like, absolutely not.
It is it's one hundred and eight degrees

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and I'm I'm not doing that and
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walk alert hasn't started for the day. The heat stroke alert might have started

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00:29:22.480 --> 00:29:26.319
outside it, but no. And
we got up the driveway and she's like,

406
00:29:26.319 --> 00:29:27.960
where where? How how much further? And I'm like, you can

407
00:29:29.039 --> 00:29:33.759
keep keep going until you see door, until you until you see that it's

408
00:29:33.880 --> 00:29:36.200
round about that turns into the in
front of the house. I'm like,

409
00:29:36.200 --> 00:29:37.240
now we can stop. It's like, oh, that's that would have been

410
00:29:37.240 --> 00:29:41.200
a long walk. I was like, that is correct, and so that

411
00:29:41.200 --> 00:29:42.960
would have got my ten thousand steps
I know, is it's still ten thousand?

412
00:29:42.960 --> 00:29:45.920
They keep changing it on people.
I don't know how many steps are

413
00:29:47.000 --> 00:29:49.680
supposed to get, fairies. I
think it depends on the celebrity trainer that

414
00:29:49.720 --> 00:29:52.599
you ask. Although Trey, I'm
with you. See, I'm fine.

415
00:29:52.680 --> 00:29:56.480
I would love to live to one
hundred. No, if I have if

416
00:29:56.559 --> 00:30:02.200
I have a good quality of life, Okay, yeah, that's I mean.

417
00:30:02.359 --> 00:30:04.960
And you're now okay, go ahead. You're assuming everybody around you is

418
00:30:06.079 --> 00:30:08.880
also living to a hundred. Well, luckily I don't form strong attachments with

419
00:30:08.920 --> 00:30:22.079
others. Robots good to know show
we're on look, I love you guys.

420
00:30:22.400 --> 00:30:23.960
Okay, but if you you know, and I would love to I

421
00:30:25.000 --> 00:30:27.000
would love to be you know,
ninety eight ninety nine years old, and

422
00:30:27.319 --> 00:30:30.720
the three of us, well,
I guess you guys would be over one

423
00:30:30.759 --> 00:30:33.759
hundred at that point if I make
it to ninety eight nine. But basically

424
00:30:33.799 --> 00:30:37.039
we could be we could be the
you know, the one hundred club in

425
00:30:37.079 --> 00:30:41.680
the treehouse, and it's just it's
just three really really old guys still talking

426
00:30:41.680 --> 00:30:45.759
about stupid stuff. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know what the age like,

427
00:30:45.799 --> 00:30:48.400
I'm my knees hurt. Now,
look I'm good, like I'm like

428
00:30:48.400 --> 00:30:52.200
like if it was like, if
it was my time to go, I'd

429
00:30:52.200 --> 00:30:55.599
be like cool man, I did
some really interesting stuff. But don't get

430
00:30:55.640 --> 00:30:57.880
me wrong, if I make it
to one hundred, everyone of my joints

431
00:30:57.960 --> 00:31:03.880
is going to be more mminiscent of
Wolverine than it is. If I will,

432
00:31:03.960 --> 00:31:08.480
I will be rebuilt. We have
the technology. Yeah, I don't

433
00:31:08.559 --> 00:31:12.960
like I there's I was watching something
similar document not to Live to one hundred,

434
00:31:12.960 --> 00:31:17.359
But it was a documentary on the
oldest person and he outlived all of

435
00:31:17.400 --> 00:31:21.079
his children, and then all of
his friends and then every everybody, Like

436
00:31:21.119 --> 00:31:25.680
he was married twice everybody, so
he didn't know anybody. I'm like,

437
00:31:25.759 --> 00:31:29.960
I don't want to Like that sounds
not fun. I don't want to know.

438
00:31:30.000 --> 00:31:30.759
Okay, here's the here's all I'll
say. I don't want to make

439
00:31:30.880 --> 00:31:37.559
new friends at nineties. At ninety
nine, mmm, I don't want to

440
00:31:37.559 --> 00:31:38.680
meet I don't want to meet new
people. That. Yeah, I don't

441
00:31:38.680 --> 00:31:41.359
want to meet new people. I
don't want to start dating at ninety six.

442
00:31:42.279 --> 00:31:47.480
I don't. I don't think most
people want to start dating after forty.

443
00:31:47.720 --> 00:31:52.519
But yeah, I just I just
don't want to. I don't know

444
00:31:52.559 --> 00:31:55.319
that. I don't see the appeal. I'm like, just like, sixty

445
00:31:55.359 --> 00:31:57.960
five seems good. I don't know. I don't know sixty five. I'm

446
00:31:59.000 --> 00:32:01.680
like, seventeen away from that,
I'm solid. That's good. I've seen

447
00:32:01.759 --> 00:32:07.519
enough Summer Olympics India doesn't qualify for
anything. Okay, Like, I'm good,

448
00:32:07.799 --> 00:32:10.480
I'm not gonna you know, all
all the jokes will have been written

449
00:32:10.480 --> 00:32:14.680
by then, and AI was taken
over. So so Trey, what was

450
00:32:14.680 --> 00:32:20.720
the secret in the show? What
was the Netflix documentary called It's called something

451
00:32:20.720 --> 00:32:22.440
like Living to one hundred? And
what did they say? The secret was?

452
00:32:22.720 --> 00:32:25.039
Well, so I haven't even finished. So, like I said,

453
00:32:25.039 --> 00:32:30.279
the first episode, the guy went
to Okinawa, where they have four times

454
00:32:30.319 --> 00:32:32.519
likely a chance to live to be
one hundred and a greater quality of life,

455
00:32:32.559 --> 00:32:37.240
less disease less all. Let's briefly, let's keep it in context.

456
00:32:37.359 --> 00:32:39.319
It you can live to one hundred
and equal and you can live to one

457
00:32:39.400 --> 00:32:44.880
hundred in Okinawa now, partly because
we're no longer bombing them, yes,

458
00:32:45.480 --> 00:32:49.759
And that's actually one of the things
that they say, because they're One of

459
00:32:49.759 --> 00:32:53.240
the things is that their diet is
this like purple sweet potato. That was

460
00:32:53.240 --> 00:32:58.079
something that was one of the few
things that was abundant after World War two,

461
00:32:58.200 --> 00:33:00.039
and but that's a big part of
their diet and they say it helps.

462
00:33:00.240 --> 00:33:02.920
But one of the biggest things they
say, and you know it goes

463
00:33:02.960 --> 00:33:07.079
back to standing and everything else,
is that they sit on the floor and

464
00:33:07.119 --> 00:33:12.440
so they are up and down,
you know, all their lives. And

465
00:33:12.480 --> 00:33:15.960
that's one thing that we get very
sedentary, and you don't. I mean,

466
00:33:16.400 --> 00:33:21.680
they're probably most sixty year olds can't
even touch their toes. Oh I

467
00:33:22.960 --> 00:33:27.319
can't touch my toes with straight legs. So you're saying, both my hamstrings

468
00:33:27.319 --> 00:33:30.480
would shoot across the room. If
I tried that, The secret if I

469
00:33:30.519 --> 00:33:35.440
get this, if I get this
right, the secret to live into one

470
00:33:35.519 --> 00:33:42.799
hundred is criss cross apple sauce.
Can you sit? Can you sit criss

471
00:33:42.839 --> 00:33:45.880
cross apple sauce? I can.
I can sit in yoga posh. Most

472
00:33:45.920 --> 00:33:50.640
people can't lotus position. I can
do that. So it sounds to me.

473
00:33:50.759 --> 00:33:52.720
Then I was like, you're going
to live to be a hundred?

474
00:33:52.000 --> 00:33:55.480
I will, I will end it? Is going to live with a one

475
00:33:55.519 --> 00:33:59.920
hundred and fifteen, I'll, I'll
end it. Ill if I see,

476
00:34:00.039 --> 00:34:02.240
if I see my trajectory getting that
way, I'm stealing a plane and I'm

477
00:34:02.240 --> 00:34:07.760
finding a mountain. That's all.
That's going to be your story for every

478
00:34:07.760 --> 00:34:13.760
single day post sixty five is you
trying to find a way to kill yourself,

479
00:34:14.039 --> 00:34:17.719
but the universe and other people find
ways to stop you. Yeah,

480
00:34:17.800 --> 00:34:22.079
that's that's my movie, Unwilling.
That's another one of the projects that we

481
00:34:22.119 --> 00:34:30.199
need Tone Bells Production Company. Unwilling
to Live to a hundred. It's basically

482
00:34:30.239 --> 00:34:35.800
the opposite of of of you know, the road Runner and Coyote. Yes,

483
00:34:36.360 --> 00:34:42.960
yes, every you're trying, you're
trying to rocket yourself into the side

484
00:34:42.960 --> 00:34:45.519
of a mountain. But there comes
the road runner just to to like pinch

485
00:34:45.559 --> 00:34:52.440
out the the actual tunnel. I'm
driving full speed at the at the looks

486
00:34:52.440 --> 00:34:57.559
like a tunnel, and then it
turns out it's a tunnel. We saved

487
00:34:57.599 --> 00:35:00.840
him again, Everyone put, I
just don't want to start every story with

488
00:35:01.559 --> 00:35:05.840
I had a friend named Dan once, Like, I don't want to start

489
00:35:06.360 --> 00:35:07.519
what happened him? Well, they're
all dead. What do you mean I'm

490
00:35:07.559 --> 00:35:13.360
on fifteen, Like the seventy year
old that I'm talking to it is about

491
00:35:13.400 --> 00:35:17.800
to die from this story. I
don't know. I don't know. I'm

492
00:35:17.840 --> 00:35:22.480
good. I'm not sixty five.
I'm out. I'm just like you guys.

493
00:35:22.960 --> 00:35:25.599
All right, well we well remember
that. So Trey, when when

494
00:35:25.679 --> 00:35:30.000
rage hit or right before rage hit
sixty five, we'll put a help wanted

495
00:35:30.039 --> 00:35:37.760
sign in the three house window sixty
listen to me sixty on my sixty fifth.

496
00:35:37.800 --> 00:35:39.079
We'll have a party on my sixty
fifth birthday. And then when we

497
00:35:39.159 --> 00:35:44.280
come to log onto the show and
you're like everybody copy and then you don't

498
00:35:44.320 --> 00:35:47.000
see me, like yep, it'll
just be a black screen with a little

499
00:35:47.119 --> 00:36:13.000
candlelit. Right they're sat you're listening
to the treehouse. Listen us online that

500
00:36:13.119 --> 00:36:25.800
treehouse on air dot com. Eight
three three. Cook DFW is the phone

501
00:36:25.840 --> 00:36:30.079
number four Cook DFW Roofing and Restoration. That's eight three three cook DFW the

502
00:36:30.079 --> 00:36:36.000
website cook dfw dot com. So, Daniel, I'm curious as a homeowner,

503
00:36:36.880 --> 00:36:38.679
what should I look for in a
roofer. Well, first of all,

504
00:36:38.719 --> 00:36:43.320
you should look for a logo that
has cook DFW embedded in the center

505
00:36:43.360 --> 00:36:45.920
of it and it's through out of
the state of Texas around it. So

506
00:36:45.320 --> 00:36:50.639
if you find that, you are
good to go. No more further passes

507
00:36:50.679 --> 00:36:54.119
at any other searching you need.
But let's say for some reason you are

508
00:36:54.840 --> 00:36:59.840
out there and you see some signs
from another roofing company or somebody says another,

509
00:37:00.639 --> 00:37:04.239
then there are several things you need
to research. One are they local?

510
00:37:04.320 --> 00:37:07.079
Do they have a storefront? Are
they going to be here? Are

511
00:37:07.119 --> 00:37:10.000
they a part of the community.
Are they just passing through from state to

512
00:37:10.079 --> 00:37:14.480
state and they're trying to find some
roos to do because they can go down

513
00:37:14.519 --> 00:37:16.199
to home Depot or lows and find
some guys that can put the shingles on

514
00:37:16.280 --> 00:37:20.039
and they can go buying from the
store down you know, somewhere else.

515
00:37:20.039 --> 00:37:23.119
So those are somethings. Are they
BBB? Do they have that accurate you

516
00:37:23.119 --> 00:37:28.320
know, you know, affiliation with
BBB making sure that they have been trusted.

517
00:37:28.360 --> 00:37:30.679
Those BBB guys, they're like a
lot of people overlook that, but

518
00:37:30.719 --> 00:37:35.400
they background check you. They make
sure that your business is valid. They

519
00:37:35.440 --> 00:37:38.239
take any complaints and they and they
address those. So if if the company's

520
00:37:38.280 --> 00:37:42.559
not BBB endorsed, that can lead
to some other big problems. And then

521
00:37:42.760 --> 00:37:45.480
are they insured? Do they show
a copy of their general you know,

522
00:37:45.599 --> 00:37:49.280
liability insurance? Are they bonded?
You know? And what kind of cruise

523
00:37:49.280 --> 00:37:51.880
do they use? How long have
they had the same cruise? What are

524
00:37:51.880 --> 00:37:53.800
they capable of doing? You know? What materials do they use? Are

525
00:37:53.800 --> 00:37:58.400
they able to allow the warranty to
get transferred from the manufacturer? There are

526
00:37:58.440 --> 00:38:01.320
so many things that you need to
do search on before you allow somebody to

527
00:38:01.360 --> 00:38:05.480
work on your very expensive investment,
which is our homes. Our homes are

528
00:38:05.519 --> 00:38:09.079
worth so much money now, so
why would you risk blowing it and having

529
00:38:09.119 --> 00:38:12.400
more problems? I don't know,
I can't get it through my head.

530
00:38:12.400 --> 00:38:15.239
Man. It's like riding a tract
or drunk, right, I mean,

531
00:38:15.239 --> 00:38:17.280
why would you do that? It's
just to give the moose. But no,

532
00:38:17.480 --> 00:38:21.559
we're talking about at home here.
We can't do these things in our

533
00:38:21.559 --> 00:38:23.599
homes. What Daniel Cook is saying
is if you if you see his name

534
00:38:23.639 --> 00:38:25.880
on the side of a truck,
you know it's good. Everything he just

535
00:38:25.960 --> 00:38:30.679
listed off, He's already got end
so much more so give Cook DFW Roofing

536
00:38:30.719 --> 00:38:35.880
inter Restoration to call eight three three
Cook DFW Free roof Inspection eight three three

537
00:38:35.960 --> 00:38:42.480
cook DFW or cook dfw dot com. It's the treehouse. Let's get Jacqueline

538
00:38:42.480 --> 00:38:45.639
from Brooks Plumbing into the treehouse now. Their phone number two one, four,

539
00:38:45.719 --> 00:38:49.920
three six eight thirty eight thirty eight, the website Brooks Plumbing Texas dot

540
00:38:49.920 --> 00:38:53.239
com. In the Wonderful world of
plumbing, Jacqueline, I'm curious, how

541
00:38:53.400 --> 00:38:58.920
is it that you are in a
horror photo contest? I was left unsupervised

542
00:38:58.920 --> 00:39:02.840
and that's the short answer. Fiance
was out working late one weekend and I

543
00:39:02.880 --> 00:39:06.880
was scrolling through Instagram and it was
like, oh, click this button,

544
00:39:07.000 --> 00:39:09.039
free entry, chance to win thirteen
thousand dollars, and I was like,

545
00:39:09.119 --> 00:39:14.239
I could use thirteen thousand dollars.
I'm probably just going to turn around and

546
00:39:14.280 --> 00:39:16.800
invest it somewhere because life is expensive, or honestly, nowadays it might go

547
00:39:16.800 --> 00:39:22.360
to my property taxes. But I
entered and I was accepted a couple of

548
00:39:22.360 --> 00:39:24.199
months later, which came as a
complete shock because I have a memory issue

549
00:39:24.239 --> 00:39:29.480
and totally forgot I had registered.
And it's gonna run for the think the

550
00:39:29.519 --> 00:39:31.880
next nine weeks. Right now,
I'm in first place in my group,

551
00:39:32.280 --> 00:39:37.280
and y'all do not understand how determined
of an individual I am. I will.

552
00:39:37.039 --> 00:39:39.800
I'm putting it into the universe.
I'm going to win this because I'm

553
00:39:39.800 --> 00:39:43.360
I just can't can't stand to lose
in life. I hate that. So

554
00:39:43.559 --> 00:39:45.480
well, let's let's not limit it
to the universe. Let's put it out

555
00:39:45.519 --> 00:39:49.199
into the treehouse as well. Where
do we go to vote for? You?

556
00:39:49.360 --> 00:39:52.840
Just find me on Facebook or Facebook
the company, the Brooks Plumbing thing,

557
00:39:52.880 --> 00:39:55.239
and I'll just send you the link
directly that I'll put it on the

558
00:39:55.280 --> 00:40:00.440
Facebook. Let's tell you the way
to do it. Just absolutely just horror

559
00:40:00.480 --> 00:40:06.800
yourself out on the Brooks Plumbing Facebook
page. So the winner thirteen thousand dollars

560
00:40:06.840 --> 00:40:10.719
cash and a round trip airfare ticket
to LA to do a horror photo shoot

561
00:40:10.760 --> 00:40:15.760
with Kane Hotter. Who is our
most famous Jason from Friday to the thirteenth

562
00:40:15.760 --> 00:40:21.639
who you are familiar with? I
am. I was around him once many

563
00:40:21.639 --> 00:40:25.840
many years ago at a radio event
and my boss was making googly eyes at

564
00:40:25.880 --> 00:40:30.079
his girlfriend or wife, and for
some reason, mister Hotter thought I was

565
00:40:30.119 --> 00:40:34.960
the one doing it, so he
gave me the ultimate Jason Vorhe's stare down

566
00:40:35.519 --> 00:40:39.840
and my boss at the time just
thought it was hysterical that he wanted me

567
00:40:39.920 --> 00:40:43.719
dead. No, no, this
was like, this was like two thousand

568
00:40:43.719 --> 00:40:45.960
and two thousand and one. Go
vote for Jacqueline Faces of Horror. Go

569
00:40:46.079 --> 00:40:51.239
to the Brooks Plumbing Facebook page and
she'll send you all the info there for

570
00:40:51.280 --> 00:40:53.960
plumbing stuff also called two one four
three six eight thirty eight thirty eight and

571
00:40:54.000 --> 00:41:06.960
Brooks Plumbing Texas dot com. Visit
us online at Treehouse OnAir dot com.

572
00:41:07.000 --> 00:41:12.599
This segment of the Treehouse is brought
to you Bys Plumbing, that is Brooks

573
00:41:12.599 --> 00:41:15.360
Plumbing their phone number two one four
three six eight thirty eight thirty eight two

574
00:41:15.360 --> 00:41:21.639
one four three six eight thirty eight
thirty eight or the website Brooks Plumbing Texas

575
00:41:22.519 --> 00:41:29.599
dot Com for any and all of
your plumbing needs. Trey, were you

576
00:41:29.880 --> 00:41:35.079
were you just practicing your your standing
from criss cross apple sauce position, Because

577
00:41:35.159 --> 00:41:40.320
one of the things you do every
single week that we record is like right

578
00:41:40.320 --> 00:41:44.119
now, Roji's doing it. Right
now, We're looking through his camera and

579
00:41:44.199 --> 00:41:47.239
always see is the microphone, the
ceiling in and the television off to the

580
00:41:47.280 --> 00:41:52.639
side, but no Trey. And
then all of a sudden he just look

581
00:41:52.760 --> 00:41:59.679
pops up. Yeah. Hello.
The first time I think I said it

582
00:41:59.679 --> 00:42:04.159
out. The first time I thought
I was like Tray fell because it looks

583
00:42:04.159 --> 00:42:06.679
like if you like, you'll be
there. And then I'll look at my

584
00:42:06.719 --> 00:42:08.400
phone to see messages or emails.
I'll look back, I'm like, oh,

585
00:42:08.440 --> 00:42:16.239
got Tray call. Well I still
and this goes this goes back to

586
00:42:16.280 --> 00:42:21.639
the days in the studio Dan with
is I still stand when we're doing these

587
00:42:21.639 --> 00:42:25.679
recordings, and so like sometimes we're
in between recordings or whatever, I sit

588
00:42:25.719 --> 00:42:30.679
down, especially days like today we're
just tired, and so yeah, then

589
00:42:30.760 --> 00:42:32.639
it looks like I fell down and
then pop back up. But the good

590
00:42:34.920 --> 00:42:37.880
you are getting back up, that
is the important thing. Yeah, yeah,

591
00:42:37.639 --> 00:42:42.760
hundred here we come. You just
you just keep falling down and getting

592
00:42:42.760 --> 00:42:45.599
back up, and then the next
thing, you know, all your friends

593
00:42:45.599 --> 00:42:52.280
are dead. And there's you speaking
of speaking of everybody being dead. Okay,

594
00:42:52.760 --> 00:42:59.679
okay. A couple of episodes ago, we were talking about the white

595
00:42:59.679 --> 00:43:05.639
people climbing Mount Everest. Yes,
I'm Raj. I have some very very

596
00:43:05.639 --> 00:43:09.079
bad news for you. It's not
all white people. It's not. It's

597
00:43:09.079 --> 00:43:15.039
not. If you are to google
Green Boots Mount Everest, that is the

598
00:43:15.119 --> 00:43:20.320
nickname of one of the climbers that
is still there near the summit of Mount

599
00:43:20.360 --> 00:43:27.119
Everest, just lying there, frozen
dead, just a dead sickle, still

600
00:43:27.159 --> 00:43:35.320
wearing all the ironically protective clothing,
including green like neon green boots that I

601
00:43:35.360 --> 00:43:38.119
guess occasionally when there's snow, it's
the boots that stick out, and then

602
00:43:38.199 --> 00:43:42.199
sometimes when some of that snow thaws, then you see the rest of him.

603
00:43:42.239 --> 00:43:46.519
But his nickname is Green Boots.
And when you google Green Boots Mount

604
00:43:46.519 --> 00:43:54.119
Everest, it comes up that while
technically they don't know the identity of Green

605
00:43:54.159 --> 00:44:05.239
Boots, they suspect that he is
an Indian climber. I disagree. They

606
00:44:05.280 --> 00:44:07.679
can't prove it, so they don't
want it to They don't want it to

607
00:44:07.719 --> 00:44:20.280
all be a bunch of kiles up
there. And diversity and death and look,

608
00:44:20.480 --> 00:44:30.239
Tray, he was sitting down the
whole time, and he's gonna be

609
00:44:30.239 --> 00:44:38.480
frozen till one hundred. No.
I think this is a story perpetuated by

610
00:44:38.480 --> 00:44:45.320
a white family who who wants to
just try to make it to where it

611
00:44:45.360 --> 00:44:50.760
wasn't their kid doing dumb white kids
stuff that goes. You see that mountain

612
00:44:50.800 --> 00:44:52.480
that looks like no one can climb
it, let's do that like that?

613
00:44:52.599 --> 00:44:57.719
Nobody, No, okay, here's
how okay. I've been to India many

614
00:44:57.760 --> 00:45:00.159
times. I've been to Nepal,
I've been the lay I've been to where

615
00:45:00.239 --> 00:45:05.440
I mean, I've been to where
I can see the Himalayas. And then

616
00:45:05.559 --> 00:45:07.800
nobody, No, nobody in my
group, nobody in the market, nobody

617
00:45:08.239 --> 00:45:14.000
in the in the in the like
the courtyards or the little grassy areas where

618
00:45:14.000 --> 00:45:16.039
all the kids are playing and the
parents are picnicking. At no point did

619
00:45:16.039 --> 00:45:20.440
anybody turn at any point. And
I've been there multiple times ago. Do

620
00:45:20.440 --> 00:45:22.400
you want to see if we can
climb that? Nobody ever said that.

621
00:45:23.880 --> 00:45:29.599
Nobody ever said it. When the
sherpas would come in, if you'd see

622
00:45:29.639 --> 00:45:34.079
them come down, and they always
bring them bring the people to the marketplace

623
00:45:34.119 --> 00:45:37.679
and lay and Ladoc to buy like
the coats and and and all that stuff,

624
00:45:37.679 --> 00:45:42.639
like, and I have a couple
of beautiful wool coats that are made

625
00:45:42.679 --> 00:45:47.159
by the Nepalese people that are there. They're amazingly warm. I have two

626
00:45:47.199 --> 00:45:52.880
of them that I bought. Every
time they bring in, it's all always

627
00:45:52.719 --> 00:45:57.159
a whole bunch of white people right
behind them, and they're like, this

628
00:45:57.199 --> 00:45:59.280
is where you buy all the gear. They're like, all right, because

629
00:45:59.320 --> 00:46:01.800
we're climbing out Everest. And I
was like, looked, I feel like

630
00:46:01.800 --> 00:46:05.519
the college professor. I'm like,
look to your left, look to your

631
00:46:05.599 --> 00:46:09.440
right, the people, these people
will not be coming down. So you're

632
00:46:09.440 --> 00:46:12.719
trying to tell me that if you
want to climb out Everest, you're not

633
00:46:12.760 --> 00:46:15.719
going to find everything you need at
RDI No, you will not off a

634
00:46:15.800 --> 00:46:27.000
Northwest tide. YEA, yeah,
now I'll go I'll go to I'll go

635
00:46:27.079 --> 00:46:32.559
to Schrpa's Outdoor World next to the
base camp at Mount Everest. But like,

636
00:46:32.559 --> 00:46:36.360
like, I don't think Oshman's was
ever gonna have this if you needed

637
00:46:37.199 --> 00:46:39.480
to get to the top of Everest. Yeah if if if if Green boots

638
00:46:39.519 --> 00:46:52.480
bottom from Dicks, there's a reason
he died what happened it that's under snow

639
00:46:52.559 --> 00:46:57.239
armor. So that guy is According
according to Wikipedia, green Boots is the

640
00:46:57.280 --> 00:47:01.000
name given to the unidentified body of
a climber that became a landmark on the

641
00:47:01.039 --> 00:47:07.559
main northeast ridge route of Mount Everest. The body has not been The body

642
00:47:07.599 --> 00:47:12.920
has not been officially identified, but
he's believed to be. I'm gonna butcher

643
00:47:12.960 --> 00:47:15.320
this name. Raj should help me
if if you can, uh to so

644
00:47:15.519 --> 00:47:20.199
long Paul Jour. It's T S, E, W, A and G.

645
00:47:21.639 --> 00:47:25.360
So he's it would be Nepalese.
Is what the that's the background of

646
00:47:25.360 --> 00:47:29.119
that name? I believe is it? Well? They then Paul Jour is

647
00:47:29.159 --> 00:47:31.400
the last name p. A.
L. J O R an Indian climber

648
00:47:31.440 --> 00:47:37.960
who died on Everest in nineteen ninety
six. And I don't know. They

649
00:47:37.039 --> 00:47:43.119
don't know for sure. They're just
it's it's suspected. That sounds the beginning

650
00:47:43.119 --> 00:47:47.239
of the name. Uh, that's
it's a ts. It's usually Nepalese,

651
00:47:47.320 --> 00:47:52.920
but it could be a Nepalese person
of Nepalese descent living in India. Oh

652
00:47:52.960 --> 00:47:57.400
so they're so they're giving the wrong
so they're giving credit to the wrong country

653
00:47:57.400 --> 00:48:01.360
of origin. So he may have
been let's an Indian, oh yeah,

654
00:48:01.400 --> 00:48:05.199
the resident, or or he may
have lived in India, but he may

655
00:48:05.199 --> 00:48:07.559
have been you know, been born
in Nepal. Yeah, or his family's

656
00:48:07.559 --> 00:48:10.519
from Nepal. And he they said
client, I thought he might have been

657
00:48:10.519 --> 00:48:14.239
a sherp, but that is possible. They don't really, they don't very

658
00:48:14.239 --> 00:48:17.119
often die up there. So but
I was like, Okay, and maybe

659
00:48:17.679 --> 00:48:22.239
my theory now that you said that
it could be of Indian descent and he

660
00:48:22.360 --> 00:48:24.199
is the only one that they've nicknamed, you know, his green boots,

661
00:48:24.280 --> 00:48:28.559
and it could be him. I'm
guessing what happened was he got to the

662
00:48:28.599 --> 00:48:32.199
north east facing side of the mountain
and got the call that he did not

663
00:48:32.239 --> 00:48:45.159
make it to med school, and
and then just sat down and because someone

664
00:48:45.320 --> 00:49:00.320
was gonna kill him, telling him
if he had just had that stand Alert

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