EPISODE 59: The Cock Fighter

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It is time to leave your worries
outside and join us inside this yere Treehouse.

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I'm Daniel Malley along with Trey Trenholm
and Raj Sharma. If you missed

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or have not heard yet or watched
whatever Treehouse Plus episode number four you can

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do that, go to Patreon dot
com slash Treehouse on Air. You can

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hear about how Raj now has a
no man in his corner that no man

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can can I call you My muscles
is now Raj's muscle. So go listen

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even more behind the scenes content, including

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behind the scenes content from the Treehouse
Halloween Special twenty twenty three. Jes so

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good. I know Trey said he
hadn't had a chance to listen to it

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yet. Raj, I'm not sure
if you have. Before we get Before

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we get any deeper into the show
today inside the Treehouse, I want to

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mention that at the Dallas Comedy Club
this coming weekend, it's James Camacho.

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James Camacho at the Dallas Comedy Club. For ticket info go to Dallas Dash

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Comedy Club dot com. He has
been on Kevin Heart's Level Network. He's

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been on the TV show FBI and
Kevin Can Wait, been in commercials for

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Dunkin Donuts, ESPN, Vice.
It's in an upcoming movie called Before I

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Go with Belle Shure. That's pretty
cool. Yeah. It was also in

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the movie What Happened Last Night with
Amber Rose. So go see James Camacho

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at the Dallas Comedy Club this Friday
and Saturday, November third and fourth.

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For tickets, go to Dallas Dash
Comedy Club dot com. Or two one

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four eight one for nineteen eighty say
it again two one four eight one four

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nineteen eighty two one four eight one
four nineteen eighty up. I will forget

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that shortly, one hundred percent,
you will. Yeah, that's why I

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remember, you know, And we
were in the Treehouse Plus show. We

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were talking about, you know,
our radio days and how you say yes

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once and that yet and now someone
expects you to do the thing that they

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asked a favor for every single time
and in perpetuity. Uh. And it

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seems to be similar for Raj and
comedy because he can't say no to people,

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so now he has trained to do
it for him, which is a

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blessing. I I can't I can't. I can't wait for that. I

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can't wait for this. I can't
wait to drive tray insane. Because it's

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not that I can't say no,
it's the person, the person that's asking

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for this charity event. It's and
it's a charity where it's kids in India

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that need lunch. And I'm like, all right, and I'll the rate

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that I charge for whatever I cut
in half already for this person. Yeah.

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And also because the friend that's this, it's a friend of yours and

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you don't like to tell her.
I grew up with her. Yeah,

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And it was hey, can you
feel a call? And I said sure,

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And then it was you got a
second? And I said for you

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And I said, and this is
direct quote from me, I go for

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you anything. And that's that's.
Look, I'm a muscle right now.

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I said for you anything. And
I've grown up with her. I've known

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her forever. I know her parents. Her parents are going to be at

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the event, and I'm so excited
to see them, you know. Uh.

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And they were really good friends with
my parents. And when I said

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for you anything, I didn't know
it was My phone rang at six and

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I was like, what Who's And
I thought, I and I do this.

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I I waited for to to stop, and I go, did you

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call or did you butt dial?
Uh? No? I called? Do

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you have a second? Yes?
But text get him amateur. I'm I'm

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asleep. I just did this event
in Houston. I swear to god,

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she's listening, says, please call
me. It's it's the same person.

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Uh and serious. Just forward your
phone to Tray. I was like,

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uh, I just send her,
send her a quick text, uh speak,

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I need you to speak to my
to my to my to my new

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muscle. Yeah. Uh. And
then just give her phone number. And

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then at some point she or other
people will ask what what what this guy

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is your muscle? He's no offense, Tray, you don't look like a

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typical, you know, bodyguard,
because you're not like Arnold Schwarzenegger jacked or

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anything like that. So when someone's
gonna look at Trey and they ask you,

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RAJ, that guy's your muscle,
you're gonna go Yeah, they're like,

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well, he doesn't look like much
and you're gonna say, well,

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his muscle is the no muscle talk
to him. Yeah, well he doesn't.

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You will know you across the room. He doesn't look that strong like,

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but his his letters are very strongly
worded. Uh. And so that's

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what I did. I was like, yeah, if you have I have

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a second, but I'm trying to
go to sleep. I have to come

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back from Houston podcast and then I
gotta come back from Houston do this.

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And I have all this stuff lined
up for the weekend and including your event,

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and I'm I'm yours from six pm
to nine pm. That's what you

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the time you have me for?
Okay, Well I need I need you

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to call me now, okay,
and I think it's emergency and it's can

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we run down the show? Can
we do the show lineup? And I'm

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like, no, no, can
I do this later? And that's when

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I wish Trey would just pop up
and go, bitch, no, that's

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what you need. You need like
a like a deployable blow up tray.

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Yeah, we're like a hologram thing
that pops up off your watch or something.

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And he's just right there looking like
something. I won't even get that

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far. You just have it there, and then just when you reach their

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phone, I'll just slap your hand
and go no, I need you to

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slap their hand. I'll talk.
Well, here's the problem. RaSE is

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once once you release the no,
it's hard to get it back inside the

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tray. So not only is he
going to tell people know on your behalf,

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he's also going to tell you no
a lot. It's just me like

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just standing in the room, like, release the no with great With great

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power comes great negativity. Yeah,
he must understand it. And that's what

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just tray just leans forward with a
three pound dog like I will tell this

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bitch now, like release the tray. Yeah, that's how That's how strong

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Trey's knows are is because he's the
he's the he's he's the evil villain instead

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of some you know, you know
cat thing. No, he's got a

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three pound chihuahua, So his power
is directly in verse of his pet choice.

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You know, if a grown man
willingly walks around with a three and

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a half pound chihuahua whose tongue is
longer than most men's penises, that is

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constantly exposed, the tongue that should
tell you everything you need to know about

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Trey as a man. I'm surprised
social justice warriors don't see Trey walking down

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the street with Daisy his three pound
Juuala and think that man has too much

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toxic masculinity. It needs to regulated
in some way. Yeah. So I

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so I fed up, and now
it just it hasn't stopped, and I'm

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tired. And I was trying to
get a good night. See, I

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was trying to be a good person. I was like, I'm watching Castle.

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It's a good day. And I
knotted off about one and I'm like,

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you know what, I have until
noon? And I'm like, I

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got this in between and I can
go back and sleep and it won't stop,

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Like to the point where so my
ex everybody knows my ex wife is

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my agent, the most Hollywood relationship
ever. And she's like, she at

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nine o'clock this morning, said what
do you need from me? So Trey,

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here's here's what you have to expect. And I said, here,

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I need you to be the bad
guy, and she goes, oh okay,

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and then I laid out what was
happening. And she's called more times

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than the lady that just called.
So here's the other thing you need to

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do. You know, you need
to send your ex wife slash agent Trey's

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number. Also, Yeah, so
Trey sore tray Saturday. I mean,

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like, what what days? I
don't even know what damn day it is.

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My days are all messed up.
All I know is Trey's got the

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day off. He is saying,
Trey, you missed your calling. Like

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you should be an agent, Hollywood
agent slash manager just for the amount of

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times you can tell people bitch no
in your day. Like I think I

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said bitch no to nobody and you
look at the joy on his face.

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Yeah, this is where this is
where Trey derives pleasure. Yeah, fun.

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Actually, and I can't tell people
no. That's the people please,

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That's why I do. That's the
I can't. Well, you're a manager

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of a restaurant, of course you
get and actually way, because there are

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so many times I have I can't
say no sometimes and I want to.

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Then it just builds up. So
this would be just a perfect outlet of

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no, you can't talk to them, and no, you can't have a

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fucking ranch. Sorry. Yea,
a little too comfy in the tree is

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coming up the treehouse plus unsinsored episodes. Just one extra ranch, That's all

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I need, all I want for
your cheese sticks? Can I just have

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one more trey? Have you heard
of have you heard of ranch season?

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I don't know if it's a thing
in the States. I've never heard it

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until we moved here. So the
service industry here, especially with some of

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like the higher end restaurants, refer
to what's what they referred to as ranch

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season. It's got to be spring
break when all the white girls come down

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there sort of. So what happens
is you have high season here whereas it's

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tourists heavy and rates go up on
everything from lodging to boat charters and excursions

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and things, and then low season. Low season is typically hurricane season,

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and so not as many people come
for you know, because hurricanes, and

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also because people will come because it's
cheaper because it's hurricane season. That's the

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same season that a lot of the
servers will refer to as ranch season because

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these people will come to the islands
when it's cheaper, and they'll go to

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the high end restaurants and they order
ranch with everything. So the servers refer

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to it as ranch season. Oh, would you like this salmon compo with

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a side of you know, rue
and blah blah blah, and then they

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get it with a side of ranch
boom, ranch season. That's uh,

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just when I thought you couldn't get
wider in you move. I think you

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moved there for ranch season, like
you called it ranch season and then stayed.

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We can get no, no,
no, no, I am from

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Texas. Ranch season is year round. I see hidden Valley? Is it

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a hidden valley? I'm of a
Wishbone. Oh. I did a taste

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testing one summer and uh, I
went through white Boys summer and uh,

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I did a taste testing a ranch
season I did. I went there my

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own personal ranch season, and I
can't. I came to the conclusion that

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I think Wishbone had the had among
the better tasting ranches. Now I did

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that so long ago. There were
new ranches out there that might be better.

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But I will go with it.
I'm a craft ranch. Oh craft,

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it's it's pretty solid. Oh it's
solid because it's gross like it's solid

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like a turd, like a ranch
flavored herd. H it is it is.

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I will say it is better than
the Hidden Valley, but I'm not

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had Wishbone. I don't know,
I don't I wouldn't. I don't know

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if I would pull Wishbone off the
shelf. That just doesn't sound like an

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enticing hidden valley. Sounds like a
place where you would go where they make

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ranch, Like, will you show
up? It's in the name valley ranch.

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Yeah. Yeah. But you show
up and there's like a white lady

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going welcome to the ranch of ranch, and you're like, oh, okay,

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this makes sense. Wishbone's like,
hey, we got dog food too,

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Like, I don't know about this, yeah, but the ranch is

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so good you'll eat it. What's
Paul Newman say to you? You know

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what, he's dead. If he
was speaking to me, we'd be talking

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about things other than branch. You're
listening to the Treehouse online That Treuse on

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air dot com this weekend at the
Dallas Comedy Club. From Kevinhart's LOL Network.

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From CBS is Kevin Can Wait and
FBI it's James Camacho, my dad's

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Puerto Rican my mom. People always
ask me too, how they met,

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very common question. My parents actually
met in college, but my dad was

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my mom's professor. Yeah, so
I'm the extra credit guys. You know,

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what I mean. I'm home.
Came for an A, she got

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a D. That's what happens.
That's James Camacho this Friday end, Saturday,

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November third and fourth at the Dallas
Comedy Club in dep Elm, your

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new home for comedy in DFW.
Get your tickets right now at Dallas Dashcomedyclub

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dot com. That's Dallas Dash Comedy
Club dot com. The Dallas Comedy Club.

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Funny happens here. It's the street
House n nine eight five fifty two

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hundred, one of the most important
phone numbers I have in my phone and

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I've used it pretty frequently the last
handful of years, and I recommend you

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do the same. That is the
number to reach Rodney Anderson. That's nine

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fifty two hundred his website Rodney Anderson
dot com. So, Dan, we

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have a great program called a three
two one buy down or a two to

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one buy down, and this is
where sellers have to pay the buydown.

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But for example, let's talk about
the two to one buy down. Let's

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say the current interest rate on a
mortgage was seven point nine to nine.

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What the buydown does and the seller
has to pay this for you on a

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two to one buy down. It's
where you get a rate of five point

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nine nine the first year, six
point nine to nine the second year,

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and then you're three through thirty,
you're locked in at seven point ninety nine.

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Now, all you're waiting on for
this DAN is over the next couple

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of years for rates to come down
and have the opportunity to refinance so it

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gives you a more affordable payment.
The first couple of years waiting for interest

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rates to come down so you can
refinance, so you can lock in that

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more affordable payment. A three to
two to one buy down is almost the

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same thing. The seller has to
pay more money, so they to really

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three three cook DFW. But in
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to me, the first things that
I'm going to tell him is you had

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your whole entire living life to talk
to me, and now you're choosing to

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talk to me about salad dressings in
the afterlife. Here's here's my theory.

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It's the same thing with Tom Cruise. I want to be that wealthy and

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that talented that I can just devote
my like, I just want to wake

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up one morning to go what Oscar? Got it? Yeah? Racing team?

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Sure, got it? What else
you want to do? Rush sauce?

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That's what I just want to wake
up. I want that's all you

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want to do? Yeah? All
day sauces. You're very talented actor,

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correct, And you also have a
racing team that's right? And recycle jacket

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line? Correct? What do you
want to do? Ranch? So for

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me, I think it would be
to have those same things, but instead

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of owning a racing team, it
would be, uh, buy the cowboys

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off of the Joneses being wildly successful
entertainer or whatever making that much money where

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you could afford to actually buy the
cowboys from the Joneses, may have to

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kill them in order for it to
happen. So that's how much money and

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power I have to have. And
then my only left and then my only

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gold left would be to sit back. I just make chili, make chili

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all day. That's that's that's in
my head, which is vats of chili.

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Like, what are you doing today? Same thing I do every day

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right own the cowboys? Yeah?
Uh have your own? Ye? What

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else? Chili? I've already conquered
the world, so it's just time to

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sit back and make some chili.
This one's onions. This one's not onions.

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I'm like, oh, what are
we doing? What are we doing

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today? More? Not onions?
Oh? Mastermind, beans shut up.

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Yeah, I said chili. I
didn't say stew. I said chili.

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Trey knows such a trigger chili chili, you put beans in it, it's

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now stew. That's that's a totally
different thing. I would. I would

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conquer the world, the cowboys,
and then make chili, not stew.

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Yeah, but still on the island. Chili, but still on the island,

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like you wouldn't move, like you
would do all of this from like

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a patio. Um. Now the
chili i'd probably I'd probably keep inside in

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a controlled temperature and humidity controlled environment, very exactly. Yetive, I was

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not aware of how nerdy you were
about your chili. I didn't know that.

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I didn't know this was like a
storage unit for you. It's you

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can I'm a good example of this. You can take the Texan out of

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Texas, yes, but you'll never
take the Texas out of the Texan.

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Yeah, yeah, okay. I
therefore I would, Yes, I would

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make chili in the Virgin Islands.
And then again, if I had that,

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if that, if I had that
level of money, anyway, I

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just do it wherever the damn hell
I want. I'll do it out on

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the deck of Jerry Jones yacht.
Yeah maybe then maybe then I would let

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the salt air season my chili along
with the tears of Eagles fans. That

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would actually, that would actually be
the poultry chili, like a chicken chili

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or something, not an actual eagle
chili. That'd be That'd be kind of

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wrong. I mean, I mean, I wouldn't. I wouldn't. I

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wouldn't mind trying it. I would
hate for it to be eagle and somebody

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goes taste like chicken. I'm like, man, that majestic bastard died for

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that. Speaking of chickens, I
have something that I need to admit to

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you too. Oh God, okay, yeah, oh no, Yeah,

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turns out I'm a cock fighter.
I wasn't about to take a sip of

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this game. I'm so clid.
No, go ahead, I'll wait.

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I would love to see your hotel
room covered in red, because I because

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if I keep cock fighting, that's
how my yard's gonna look. Did you

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win? I'm sitting here, aren't
I. I can't see your lower half

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though, No, you cannot see
my lower half. May with one missing

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leg. You know, these islands
are rough. You should see the other

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chicken. But seriously, I'm a
cock fighter, now did It wasn't something

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I set out to do. It
wasn't an objective or a goal or anything.

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It was just one morning I was
forced to defend myself against one of

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our roosters, and I became a
cock fighter right then and there. Really.

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Yeah, Clayla's a real dick.
And yes, you heard his name

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correct. His name is Layla.
Because when Tara and I got these chickens,

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we were hopeful that they would all
be hens. You know, it's

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not going to happen every single time
because we got him. They were they

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were little chicks, right, So
chickens say, take a while before they

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hit chicken puberty to become either you
know, a rooster or stay female.

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Whatever. Well, the ones we
got, like five of them ended up.

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I think we got seven initially,
I forget the exact initial, and

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it was like it was six.
We had six and it was like four

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or five roosters out of it.
Wow. Yeah, I think it was

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four roosters out of the six chicks
that we got, and Tara named them

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all chicken girl names, and then, of course then those four started turning

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into boys, and Tara refuses to
this day to change their names. Gotcha,

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there is no there There is no
gender affirming care in the O'Malley house

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when it comes to the chickens.
It doesn't matter that the that the chicken

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turned into a rooster. Tera is
still calling her Layla right, as opposed

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to changing his name to like lyle
right. And you also are aware that

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they don't know their names. Mm
hmm, right, yeah, so you

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can call it like nugget and it
won't it's it won't know. You guys

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are still talking about chickens. Correct, we are. We're talking about chickens,

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and they're bad. They're pet chickens. They're not eating chickens, their

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pet chickens. We get the eggs
and they're and the eggs are really good,

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they're yummy. But the problem is
Layla cock and charge. He really

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is a jerk, and he's like
and he's also he's he's very selective about

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this. So there's one morning I'm
going out there and I'm putting some feed

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down and this bastard goes after me
with my back turn. He's done this

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to the dogs a couple of times
as well, and Joel, our big

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dog, just kind of look he's
old and doesn't understand. It's like,

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why is this chicken flying at me? Like getting He's just go away.

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Uh. It scares the hell out
of archiwa with Bella, so she's scared

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to go into the yard when the
when the when the roosters are out.

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And then if I turned my back
to Laylah the rooster, he'll go after

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me and attack me to which mean
I mean I'm then forced to defend myself.

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And that's how I became the cock
fighter of the island. So the

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cock's turned to peg you. How
dare you the real story? Trade?

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It stuck up behind me and it
did. It did peg me, and

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I was forced to retaliate. I
just I just know that there's a bar

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somewhere in the Virgin Islands where you'll
have heard at some point that cocks a

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bit like the turn Around and it's
Dan Yeah, except it's gonna be like

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it's gonna be like like in Kickboxer. I'm gonna be diffing my my my

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cloth covered fists in glue and glass, yeah, along with my feet going

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up against Laylah the rooster. So
it's like Peter Griffin fighting the chicken the

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whole time. Let's make like that's
you, now, Wow, that is

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me. Just just when you think
the show can't get wider, uh,

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you do this like I'm waiting for
NPR to sponsors. I'm waiting for like

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this cock Fighter is brought to you
by the Museum of the Howard Museum.

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I'm just waiting for your sponsorship of
this. Shut up sorry Cox, that's

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him, that's his manager calling you, like we got two more fights tonight,

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Trey. I got a phone call
for you. You're listening to the

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Treehouse visit us online that treehouse on
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what I mean by that is dfwroofing
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out the and restoration part because we've
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issue that comes through and damages the
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not only fix the roof, but
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the house. And because you're so
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well, you remember how my roof
was really left up and you fixed

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the bathroom because of the roof damage
and stuff. Well, I like the

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job you did so much that we
did you do in my kitchen? And

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what do you say? Yes?
Yeah, Dan, That's got us in

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trouble a little bit. We love
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all kinds of projects that people have
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let's face it, you get busy, you look at your house and

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you kind of like, it's not
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to do that, but you know
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And then let's say some of the
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It happens in bathrooms all the time. So now this division of our company

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Plumbing into the Treehouse right now.
And I'm very excited to talk to you.

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One, I'm always excited to talk
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really excited to talk to you about
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to get to know even more the
real Jacqueline and the real Brooks Plumbing,

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because I've gotten a steady dose of
it over the last week because I've been

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dealing with a possible transaction on my
home in Dallas. And the buyer's side

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came back and said, oh my
god, you have all these plumbing issues.

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Guess who I know. I know
Jacqueline from Brooks Plumbing. And I

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said, hey, Jaqueline, can
you come check this stuff out? And

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guess what she did? And then
that's when I learned how much of a

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pitbull Jacqueline can be when she is
on your side. They came to the

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table and basically said that they wanted
you to completely replace all of the waterlines

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in the yard and in the house
because they didn't like the pressure. Well,

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there's literally no mandate on what pressure
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on the cities kind of set their
own pressure. It's higher first thing in

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the morning, when everybody's up and
taking a shower. It's higher at night

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when everybody's home, giving the kids
a bath, cooking, doing laundry intends

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to be lowest during the day,
and it varies from city to city,

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sometimes even neighborhood to neighborhood. So
you have a buyer that's coming in saying

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I don't like the pressure in your
house. Well that hey, look,

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that's a preference thing. If you
don't like the color of the paint on

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the walls inside the house. And
by the way, I like the colors

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that Tara chose to paint the house. But if you don't like the colors

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on the wall, you don't give
them a discount because they don't like the

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paint color that you chose. That's
just not how it works. There's nothing

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wrong with the water, there's no
need to repipe anything. This is one

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hundred percent a buyer preference issue.
I can't advise you to make those changes

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because they're not a necessary requirement at
this time. Because there's no leaks,

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there's no reason to do that.
Well, then we see their estimate.

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Not only is their estimate probably i'd
say about three times as much as what

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I would charge to do it.
There's no license information on the estimate,

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there's no plumbing company header at the
top of the page, and red flag

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on the field, old yellow flag. Whatever I don't do the sports obviously,

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don't put me on the sports podcast
that you guys are doing. It

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just amazed me that they were like, hey, you have this problem.

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No, you don't have a problem. We looked at the house. There's

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no water leak. That's not a
problem. You're being picky. That's on

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your buyer, that's not on my
dan. Sorry, take a hike.

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So, if you want Jacqueline the
the Pitbull of plumbing on your side,

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you give Brooks Plumbing a call two
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she look after you and your pipes, but also if you're doing what I'm

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doing, going through a transaction,
she will have your back day and night.

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at Treehouseonair dot com. This segment
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friends are Brooks Plumbing. A call
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eight or Brooks Plumbing Texas dot com. We've been extolling the virtues of Trey,

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extolling, what a wonderful word,
my friend, thank you. I

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am somewhat of a wordsmith you are, but extolling I'm not. I don't

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think in the twenty years i've own
you, I don't think you've extolled once.

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Well, I'm extolling now, what
a wonderful word. The for as

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broad as my vocabulary may sometimes appear
to be, Trey typically is the opposite.

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Tray actually knows many words, but
his favorite word is, of course,

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court. I think we're going with
no. That was my fault.

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I should have seen that coming.
Did you geta looking at the show?

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Now? That was fun? Nineties
started like this, the nineties, back

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when it was worth it. Look
at the jolly on this man's face.

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If you don't want to sign up
for any other reasons, just this face

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right now, you'll buy. You'll
do the Patreon I promise you. Look

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at that face. That is adorable. There's many things I've learned throughout my

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professional career, one of which is
to get out when to get out when

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it's a good and the other one
that I've now be careful what you ask.

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Trip. Still, we'll see you
next time in the tree House for

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a football episode coming out on Thursday, which I assume Trey will still be

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that we'll see you next time.
There's too much good happened, right, he