Episode 63: Snoop, Dolly, and Trey's Meat

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here Dallas dash Comedy Club dot com. So I ran a poll on Twitter

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the night of Thanksgiving, and that
was asking the very very important question who

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looked better the Dallas Cowboys or Dolly
Parton. I like how you guys had

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different answers there, because Dolly Dolly
Parton's opponent is far more significant in that

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it's age time and age are a
far better opponent than the Washington Redskins.

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Yes, can I just say it? Yeah, and I'll be I'll be

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the one to do it. I'll
honest. I you know, I don't

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care how how good a shape you're
in, just don't wear that outfit at

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seventy seven. Just don't just don't. I don't, it's not I just

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that's I can't un see it now. And for me, like the Donalds

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cow Wood cheerleader uniform is like I
see it on Halloween and it's always like,

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you know, not a seventy seven
year old. Why was she holding

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onto the wall so? Like?
What was going on? Like what she

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having a hard like I'm trying to
figure out. The voice was impeccable and

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her singing skill never never questioned,
but I just thought like I was worried

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for her because at one point,
the reason that she was holding onto the

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mirrored wall is because the stage that
was built for her was not eighty eight

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compliant and did not have those metal
handy rails that they're supposed to. And

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also even though they couldn't see them, I think that her trying to wear

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the Cowboys cheerleader boots might have been
a little too much. She could have

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been wearing white crocs with like the
white leather uppers or something just look like

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the cheerleader boots. No one would
have ever known. You never saw really

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below her knees anyway. Yeah,
I think it would have been awesome,

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Like if there was a chairlift that
brought her up onto the state, that

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would have been fantastic too. No, but she, I mean, she

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seems again, she seems in very
good health and she looks good, and

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God bless her surgeon and the many
people, the team that it takes to

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make all of that happen, the
whole thing. But it just Uh,

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I was worried just for her age
and holding onto the wall, and she

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was trying, and then uh,
here's the thing. And I don't know

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if we can call it out.
Don't sing queen, don't, don't do

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it, don't do it, don't
don't I know, don't don't do it

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because Freddie and Mercury had a difficult
time singing his own songs. Yeah,

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live, because studio when you're doing
an album versus live are two vastly different

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things. But the way I typically
judge an artist is how much you sound

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like the album version of you in
person. If you can sound very close

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to how you sound on the album
in person, you get my stamp of

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approval. Whether or not I even
like the music, I just want to

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know do you sound close to it. If you do, my hats off

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and take my money. And my
girlfriend looked at me and said, you

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know, Freddy would have loved the
fact that Dolly Parton was singing his songs.

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And I said no, no,
I said no. I said no

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because I said he would want to
be the only queen there. And that's

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just a fact. He named the
band, so he knew exactly. Like

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I know, there's a lot there's
a lot of people that will disagree with

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me, and that's fine. I
was just like, that's just not a

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good We are the champions, let's
not let's not do that. But that's

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I mean, she's promoting her new
album. Yeah, was there not a

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different song? I mean, it's
all she's covering rock hits, so I

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I don't know all the content of
the album, but yeah, hey,

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you know, well you're seventy seven, and especially you also remember that stage

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is something they erecked and move out
there very quickly, so it may not

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have been the most stable of things. That's what I was wondering. Was

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it too, like limited space from
where the lights were to where the back

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of the stage was, so she
couldn't really move but she was holding onto

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the wall and I was like,
well, then just don't move, so

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I don't know her voice. I
mean, just incredible. I mean,

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she's always been just such a gifted
singer and brilliantly and she's just a good

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human, that's the other thing.
She's phenomenal. So she did a very

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brilliant thing before the before the show
at halftime Cowboys versus Commanders, which of

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course, obviously the Cowboys kick the
crap out of the Commanders forty five to

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ten. Yeah, she donated a
million dollars to the Salvation Army. So

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you, in effect, at that
point, you're buying any sort of criticism

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away. You like, look,
you can criticize me holding onto the wall.

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You can say, ooh, what's
you know a seventy seven year old

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woman doing wearing a cheerleader out fit. You can say, which some people

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did, Okay, the lip sinkings
over whatever. But at the end of

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the day, she gets to say, I donated a million dollars to the

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Salvation Army. Shut up. Yeah, yeah, I mean that's true.

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And then yeah, you look like
Fuddy Mercury left his estate to his cats.

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So you're like, okay, Dolly, part of that million dollars is

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great. But she also she donated
a million dollars to the outfit that came

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up with the COVID vaccine, so
we can also thank Dolly for that.

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So uh yeah, yeah, I
mean, great humanitarian, great artist.

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She was singing over her own track, which I mean, I think we

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all figured that out by the first
minute in her singing yeah, And guess

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what, that's totally fine. Every
major star does that these days because they

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they pick and choose, they have
a live mic, but then they sing

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to their own backing track. It's
still them singing. Yeah. That's the

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nature of the game these days because
it is so important nowadays to put on

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such a phenomenal concert because that's where
the artists makes so much of their money.

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Now it's not so much on the
album sales anymore. It's on those

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tours. It's on those individual shows. So you want to put on the

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best show possible. Whereas obviously Dolly's
different. She's seventy seven. She's not

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running around doing dance routines the way
Beyonce and Taylor Swift are. Yeah,

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so that's why they will sing to
their backing tracks, because they're going to

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be out of breath for a good
chunk of the concert, but they still

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want to be able to sing at
points where they can and talk to the

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audience. Yeah, and so I
think it's more accepted nowadays. Yeah,

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uh yeah, one hundred percent.
You know, even Michael Jackson, who

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had one of the greatest voices,
would sing over his own tracks and sometimes

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he would just mute his mike and
lipsing because the dancing was so difficult.

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But no, I mean I thought
it was a good halftime show. I

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thought it was. I was.
I was worried because I was like,

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I don't know if there's enough room, or if she is just unstable in

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the shoes or it's just age.
But overall, yeah, I mean it

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was and regardless you want to talk
about brilliant. Could you even monetize the

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amount of social media exposure she's gotten
in the last twenty four hours. Nope,

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yeah there's yeah, there's no Yeah, that's yeah. I mean,

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brilliant marketing, brilliant whoever, whoever
her PR people are. It was.

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It was great. It was just
the whole thing was fantastic. I mean

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overall, I was just worried,
like I just didn't like the Queen cover.

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I didn't Nine to five was cool. I've never seen the movie.

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I just know the song at times
out. You haven't seen any of the

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major white people's staples, Raj.
Yeah, I kind of grew up with

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Indian people, So my mom is
that why on your Instagram? Even posting

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all the Bollywood superhero movies that I've
only seen at Alamo draft House before the

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actual movie comes on. I it's
the Bollywood, It's the Bollywood Batman,

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which, don't get me wrong.
Yes, that's an electric dance that that

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Bollywood Batman is doing. Yeah,
Bollywood Superman can certainly cut a rug too.

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Yeah. You know, I find
I love my people, I love

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the industry. I have friends that
are film actors in India and when I

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just see stuff like this and I'm
like, what are we doing? Like

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who greenlit this? Like who went
here's a bag of money, go make

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that movie. Make sure he's in
the Superman costume, get him the But

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what I love is that they don't
waste money on the costumes themselves, because

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like the Batman costume, the Superman
costume, the things that you that you

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see in the Bollywood versions of these
films, those are the same costumes that

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we go by spirit Halloween yes,
and and and this is so that's why

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I'm convinced my people came up with
Spirit Halloween the store because I see those

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and these are all like eighties and
nineties, and I'm like, they had

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this before the store existed. So
that was some somewhere there was an Indian

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guys like we got a market,
like we can we can sell these?

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Yeah, so that I did.
We watched a lot of Bollywood. My

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dad was the first one to show
Indian movies in the theater here in in

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North America. It was the first
guy to do movies here. So I

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grew up watching a lot of those. My dad never came home like,

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you know what we should watch today? Nine to five? That was not

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a That was not a movie though, Like I would watch the Bollywood version

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of that though, yeah, I
mean if there was, If there was

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a Bollywood version of it, I'm
sure we watched it. I don't know

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what the movie's about, I do, I do. It probably wasn't nine

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to five because the Indian people don't
know forty hour work weeks. It might

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be more like it might be just
called Monday through Sunday nine to nine.

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But isn't it Dabney Coleman was Yes, yeah, Tomlin, Jane Fonda.

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It's basically about a misogynist boss who
Yeah, I did see, I did

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see the scene where they kill him, like they all fantasize about killing him

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whatever it was. Trey said that
again, a misogynist boss whatnot who terrorizes

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say the whole thing again. Well, no, now I don't know what

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I said. No, it's good. I'm not setting you up for anything.

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Oh, it's a misogynist boss who
terrorizes his three uh female employees.

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Basically, if I remember, I
haven't seen nine to five in years,

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but had you not said female,
we all would really identify with that film.

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Well, that's that's why I wanted
you to restart it. I got

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it back looking at looking at Dolly
Parton's rock Star album, which I remember

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hearing about this, uh maybe a
couple of years ago, at least at

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least a year and a half ago, when the when the news came out

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that she was going to be doing
a rock album because at the time,

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working at you know, ninety seven
to one The Eagle in Dallas, it's

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a rock station. Dolly Parton's going
to do an entire album of massive rock

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hits. We heard about it,
right me take it to the track list,

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because RAJ, you were saying that
she had no business, you know,

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trying to cover Queen, trying to
do Friddy Mercury's voice, which,

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by the way, very few people
in the world could do that. I

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didn't say she had no business.
I said I didn't like, Oh you

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did, I didn't. I didn't. I didn't like that she covered Queen.

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It was it was it's just you
just don't like there's certain songs you

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get it's difficult, right, and
another and you know who else you know,

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another singer that I would throw into
that pantheon of unless you have equal

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vocal talent, don't even try,
would be a Steve Perry from Journey,

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Right. Yes, that's one of
the other things that she covers on her

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album. She actually does open Arms
by Steve Perry other other So let's as

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much as I love Steve Perry,
let's not forget he got replaced by you

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know, some tie guy that they've
you know, saw on YouTube doing karaoke.

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First, first of all, Trey, he's still a pen oh my

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bad. Second of all, all
that proves is there are only two people

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were aware of on this planet that
confront for journey two Yeah, two people

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out of like seven something billions.
Still pretty good? Is Steve Perry still

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maybe crying in a corner into his
piles of casual maybe a little bit,

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but still that's that's one other guy
his voice. But he lost his voice.

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No, that wasn't true. That
was a big, big smear tactic

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from the rest of the band.
He was. They were going on tour

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because they wanted. So he wrote
a lot of the songs, right,

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I think almost all of them.
So the royalties, he gets a bigger

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chunk right than the rest of the
band. So the rest of the mend

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you make your money, like you
were saying, Dan, touring and making

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sure the concerts are amazing. And
he was working out in Hawaii getting ready

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for this tour because they are exhausting. So these guys do like Cardio and

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they get in the gym and they
work out. He was he was running,

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luckily, he was near his house. He was running up the side

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of a small mountain and his hip
locked and he couldn't move, and turned

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out he has a degenerative bone disease
or whatever it was for his hip.

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So he had to have a hip
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tour another six to eight months,
and the band was like, fu,

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we need to make money and found
Arnell Pernaeda is the guy's name, and

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he's a karaoke He was just a
karaoke guy in the Philippine who made his

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money, uh doing the voice of
Steve Perry. So that's how they replaced

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him. So uh yeah, that's
other tracks on Yeah, some other tracks

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on Dolly's rock album. Freebird by
Lynyrd Skinnard. Okay, that's fine,

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Magic Man by Ann Wilson, Let
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Breath You Take by Sting. That's
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some of these others either or by
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an operatic version. What else hit? I've never heard of that particular song.

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I mean, honestly, if I'm
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I'm going to pay for Dolly parton
covering a kid rock song, we all

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can agree it's gonna it's got to
be Bob with THEBA, right yeah,

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yeah, or just don't do anything
with kid Rock he's terrible, or she

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can sing to Bob while she shoots
cases of bud light with an automatic weapon

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and then gets spotted probably drink.
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being more accurate than than Kid Rock. Absolutely, is there any doubt that

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you give an automatic weapon to Dolly
Parton, She's going to be more accurate

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with it than she used to shoot
muskets. So yeah, most people don't

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realize that that she was. She
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and so I started aiming at There
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know, it required a lot of
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actual bin just had a tiny little
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yeah, yeah, thank you,
thank you. Yeah. I don't I

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don't want to make up a story
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address the snoop in the room because
last week, last week, we got

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bamboozled, we got snookered or snoopered
into believing the announcement that Snoop Dogg posted

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on Instagram, saying that he was
quick smoke and asked for privacy at this

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time. Yeah, he was not
actually quitting marijuana. He's just promoting a

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smokeless fire pit. It was pretty
good I got when he said, please

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respect my privacy, my fani.
No, no, don't give him credit.

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He made fools out of us.
We have to be angry. I

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am mad, but if we're being
psychologically accurate here, I'm not mad at

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him. Deep down, I'm mad
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at it with more, you know, with a with a more discerning eye,

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without suspicion. Because the idea that
someone, as we discussed at length

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last week, a man that smokes
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day and employees a small country for
people to keep him supplied with marijuana,

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which would have a massive effect not
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US as a whole. It was
silly of us and me to buy hook

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Line and singer that that he was
quitting marijuana overnight. Instead, He's basically

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pitching a smokeless fire pit. And
I'm stupid. Yeah, but you get

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me think about where it really is
it is remarkable that he has come to

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a point that a mid fifties rapper
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just puts out that little video and
it's all everyone can talk about. I

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mean it's on every national newscast,
it's everywhere. Yeah. But the thing

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I still can't grasp and I have, you know, I have friends,

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as I'm sure you all do that
that are big smokers of of the weed

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we do. His name is.
You don't have to pretend you can't hear

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you a half pound a day as
much beard animal yay weed. I mean

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that's an enormous amount. Yeah that
I imagine Snoop Dogg would say that about

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you if he heard how much you
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fair enough and yeah, but I
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lot. Like yeah, I mean
even even the big smokers. I have

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to be like, yeah, no, I'd be dead. Yeah no.

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I mean I you have to basically
be successful enough to where you're like,

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I don't need to work anymore,
so now I can dedicate all of my

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day to smoking weed. That's what
that is. You don't you got to

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put in an eighteen hour day yeah, it really probably is the hardest he's

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ever worked. Yeah, there's a
there's a Bollywood actor who smokes. They

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say, they say, uh,
it's been He's known to smoke four packs

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of cigarettes a day. And I'm
like, when do you get time to

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act more doable? Okay, I
guess I've never done that, trying to

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smoke four packs of cigars in a
day. But yeah, and I will

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give credit to Trey. He was
trying to like he found this sounds stupid,

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but the softer side of snoop uh, He's like, you know,

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he's a grandpa. Maybe he wants
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his grandchildren, Like Trey was trying
to justify. He Actually he has talked

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about stuff like that. Like I
said, there was a brief period where

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he did quit, and but it
wasn't he didn't make an announce or anything

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else like I said. It was. I want to say it was one

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of the guys from Earth Wind and
Fire that had to talk to him.

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It was talking to him. It
was like, you know, you need

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to knock that off. I used
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not the Wind either. I don't
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because you got to grow it somewhere. What's the other element that we're missing?

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Water for the dry mouth, you
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I mean like Trey was trying to
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And then I saw the announcement.
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a fire pit, hilarious. And
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like, you know, maybe he
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and I was like, and it
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have to take that sweetness away from
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mean by that. What Trey said
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Dogg's still accurate by promoting a smokeless
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you know, Snoop can still enjoy
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what good is a fire pit if
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friends and families surrounding it. So
it's Snoop smoking his weed, showing his

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great kids how to properly you know, roll joints. Yeah, but it's

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it's without the irritation of a smoke
from a fire pit getting in the way.

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Yeah, that's what I think the
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when you add Snoop then it's just
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kind of smoke. I mean,
this is this is the guy that was

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the face of gangster rap thirty years
ago and is now. You know,

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he's still married to his high school
sweetheart, dad granddad, buddies with mar

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I mean, he's besties with Martha
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talking about I mean, like I
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I mean I never forgot like MTV
News would cut in and do specials back

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if anyone remembers when you know Kurt
Loder all about you know, Snoop's murder

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trial everything else. I mean,
he was the face of gangster rap.

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He was like enemy number one.
Now he's best he's with the whitest woman

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of white women. And when you
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it's just it's so white. I
appreciate its time. That is what it

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what it was filed under. I
agree with you. It's an automated term,

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but at the time, that's what
it was. Yeah, yeah,

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yeah, I mean in Trey's defense, there was there was one other white

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man that would say gangster rap with
way more whiteness, and it was in

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fact Kurt Loader. Yeah, that
is true. Uh he was he was

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old then he was. I don't
know if was the A of MTV,

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yes, but I don't know.
If you know this, Kurt Loader was

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the story runner for Walter Cronkite.
If that if if you want to age

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yourself like I just did right now, he was the story runner for Walter

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Cronkite. I'm like, how do
you get the job at MTV when you're

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like, what's your resume? I
used to work for Walter Cronkite, you

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know what? Getting here? Loader? You know what, though, I

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can understand why, I can understand
why Bob Pittman, who's you know,

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the current you know, head of
I heart Radio, iHeart Media and at

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the time helped to create MTV,
I could see why it passed down to

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let's get a Kurt Loader in here
to give us, to give this network

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some credibility. He was the guy
that that tore the news off of the

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eight p printer and took it to
Walter Cronkite. That's all the credibility we

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need. Throwing him on TV and
just make sure he loves guns and Roses.

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Yeah, bre Straits, I'll make
sure you bump Paul Short. You

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know. It was him and Tabitha
Sworn. Tabitha Sworn, Yeah, and

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they were like two MTV news.
I wonder what happened to them. I

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don't may have died recently, did
he really? I don't think so.

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I think I think he's no,
maybe he's like seventy or I think maybe

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maybe or something. He's either dead
or I know I saw his name.

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You know, it's just one of
those names I haven't seen. And you're

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and if you're of our age that
like no one else would give two rats

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ass about Kurt Loder, but for
us, we grew up on that crap.

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But he also was there for so
many years. He was also the

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one that broke the news, broke
all the major breaking news on MTV,

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including things like Kurt Cobain being dead. Yep, yeah, he's not dead.

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He's just seventy eight. Coincidentally,
just one year older than Dolly Parton.

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Yeah. Yeah, I'm looking at
the I'm looking at his up not

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even updated headshot, his headshot from
twenty fifteen. Yeah, Dolly's fine.

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Kurt Loader looks like he's the cryptkeeper. He was. Yeah. So at

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this point, anyone complaining that Dolly
Parton at seventy seven shouldn't be wearing a

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Dallas Cowboys cheerleader costume should think,
well, the alternative could be Kurt Loder,

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and I don't Here's one thing I've
always wondered about Dolly Parton. How

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is her plastic surgeon not the number
one? Like? How does everyone in

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Hollywood not go? Can I have
his number? Uh? I'm sure she's

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got several. I'm sure, I'm
sure that she's all. I mean,

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you look at some of the people
that have had bad work, and she's

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been had like, she's had work
done, I would saying, yeah,

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and still looks good compared. And
then you look some of the people,

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i mean, Meg Ryan comes to
mine, or just some of the people

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that have bad bad If there was
ever a time that I would consider plastic

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surgery, the people as much as
I despise them, that I would go

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to to try to find out who
their surgeons slash surgeons are is the Kardashians.

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You go to them first. They
have the most experience, they have

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the most obviously a wonderful success rate. Yes, but see, but this

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is with Dolly, Unlike the Kardashians, there is a time element there that

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we don't have. You don't have
the full study on the Kardashians yet,

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But Dolly, you're talking about a
good thirty forty years of work and she's

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still and you if you didn't really
know who she was, you would not

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go, oh my god, she's
been reconstructed. Yeah. I think she

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had that fight a little bit.
I think she had the first boob job

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ever I want to give her.
I think she I think she invented them.

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She's just like, figure out how
to put these in me? You

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know what, that's actually not a
bad theory. Maybe, Yeah, I

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don't know anybody else. Herself was
her own searcheon. She didn't trust anybody

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else. She puts her musket down
and fills up a water balloon, takes

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the billy knife out. You know
what, I'm not ever going to try

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to verify that. That, to
me is the new history. You're listening

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to The Treehouse. Visit us online
that Treehouse on air dot com. Let's

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talk to Daniel Cook from COOKDFW Roofing
and Restoration eight three three COOKDFW for your

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free roof inspection the website to see
all the fantastic work that they do is

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COOKDFW dot com. Daniel, you
were telling me a little while ago that

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you saw that the actual bar from
the set of Cheers sold at auction for

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some huge amount. So I'm curious
if there was something for sale from one

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of your favorite TV shows, what
would it be that you would actually bid

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on at an auction. Oh my
gosh, Dan, it has to be

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Star Wars. I mean, just
the age I am and going to the

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original Star Wars I still remember because
I grew up in Denton. I still

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remember going to the theater in Downtown
on Downtown and watching Star Wars in the

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theater. I can still remember doing
that, and that was something that stayed

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with me. And then every episode
that ever came out, Empire Strikes Back,

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returned to the Jedi, and then
I met several of those actors when

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they were doing their little tours.
I met Shebaka, I met the guy

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that did Darth. I mean,
so I met all and have to be

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Star Wars, I would have to
say, man, and that stuff goes

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for a lot of money. I
think somewhere that like one of the x

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Wing x Wings or something like that
just sold an auction for like a million

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dollars that was on a set.
That's one of those things where if I

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had like Elon Musk money, instead
of wasting it on a social media platform,

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I'd go buy an X Wing and
then take it to Lockheed Martin and

425
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say make it fly. Yes,
that'd be so freaking off. I almost

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want to go to Disney World just
to go and look at the Star Wars

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thing. Dude, I think that
would be so awesome. I'm with you.

428
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So I was really excited when they
announced the the Star Wars you know,

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attractions stuff at at Disneyland and Disney
World. And one of the first

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things I wanted to do, uh
and I will do someday is I want

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to get a drink at the Cantina
bar, the one from the original Star

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Wars. I think that's awesome.
You still got that ring tone, don't

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you? Absolutely that is my ring
tone. The Cantina song from Star Wars

434
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is absolutely my ring tone. When
I have my volume on, when I

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send a text message, it's the
It's the x It's the X Wing shooting

436
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noises. When I get a when
I get an email, it's Chewbacca doing

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the roar. Yeah, all of
it. Love it man. By the

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way, Daniels, since part of
your business is restoration, you do a

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lot of remodeling inside the home,
Like you could build yourself the cantina bar

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if you wanted to and just don't
tell your wife. I would think that,

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or I was also thinking maybe like
a facade of like the Millennium Falcon

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or something. I would like a
Millennium Falcon themed bathroom and the toilet is

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Han Solo's seat that I will then
use, and then when I flush the

444
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toilet, you go into hyperdrive.
Oh god, all right, I'm gonna

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00:36:13.320 --> 00:36:16.440
looking. We're gonna figure out how
alight I smell a team up here?

446
00:36:16.599 --> 00:36:19.960
All right? Be sure to give
Daniel Cook a coffee, a free roof

447
00:36:20.000 --> 00:36:22.039
inspection, or if you too want
a Millennium Falcon themed bathroom to see if

448
00:36:22.079 --> 00:36:27.559
you can figure it out for you. Eight three three cookdfw orcookdfw dot com.

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It's the freehouse. Two one four
three six eight thirty eight thirty eight.

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That is the phone number to reach
Brooks Plumbing. I know some people

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know that phone number pretty well because
Jacqueline, If I'm being honest, I've

452
00:36:37.599 --> 00:36:42.079
heard that your plumber is really get
around. They do. They're very popular.

453
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I have a story. So today
I get a phone call from a

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homeowner and he says, I need
an appointment. I'm having issues with my

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sewer. I've only lived in the
house two months and it is backing up

456
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everywhere. He gives me his address
and I said, oh, we've been

457
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to your house and he says no, I've only owned the house for two

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months. And I go, oh, well, let's see what we did

459
00:36:58.840 --> 00:37:01.719
the first time we were there for
the other guy. Come to find out,

460
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just five months prior, we looked
at the sewer and it leaked badly.

461
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We very rarely recommend that you replace
everything, but the sewer system was

462
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so defective we were suggesting a whole
home reroute. The seller sold the house

463
00:37:19.440 --> 00:37:23.760
knowing it was defective and made it
the new guy's problem. But we've been

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around since nineteen fifty six, strong
chance, especially if it's an established house,

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not necessarily a new build. Maybe
we've been there before. So I

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was able to look at the buyer
and go, hey, look, I

467
00:37:34.639 --> 00:37:37.519
can tell you you own this property. I can tell you what we found

468
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the first time we were there.
And so I was able to say,

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you need to get with your realtor, you need to see if your disclosure

470
00:37:43.599 --> 00:37:49.800
paperwork said all of this stuff that
your seller maybe didn't bother to tell you.

471
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Now here's the thing. The seller
of this home was a licensed real

472
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estate agent, meaning they should have
known better. They bought the house with

473
00:37:58.280 --> 00:38:01.800
the intention to flip it. Flipped
it, and because I'm nosy, I

474
00:38:01.840 --> 00:38:07.400
got into the Dallas Permit Department and
looked, and they never pulled any permits

475
00:38:07.400 --> 00:38:09.280
for the remodel that they did.
So I was able to screenshot that and

476
00:38:09.320 --> 00:38:13.559
send it to the buyer, my
nice young man, and go, I'm

477
00:38:13.599 --> 00:38:16.079
your biggest cheerleader. You need me, you call me. That is outstanding

478
00:38:16.159 --> 00:38:21.519
service. That's why we love and
promote Brooks Plumbing. So you give Jacqueline

479
00:38:21.559 --> 00:38:23.440
a call. She will fight for
you. Sounds like a lawyer, I

480
00:38:23.480 --> 00:38:27.320
but she's you know, she's the
queen of plumbing in Dallas, and she's

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gonna she's gonna take care of you. Two one four, three six eight

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thirty eight thirty eight or Brooks Plumbing
Texas dot com. You're in good Treehouse

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visit us online at Treehouseonair dot com. This segment of the treehouse is brought

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to you by our dear friends at
Brooks Plumbing. For any and all of

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your plumbing needs, this give Jacqueline
at Brooks Plumbing at call two to one

486
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four three six eight thirty eight thirty
eight. That's two one four three six

487
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eight thirty eight eight and the website
Brooks Plumbing Texas dot com. Fresh off

488
00:39:04.440 --> 00:39:08.440
of her Caribbean cruise where she stopped
by here and said hi for about half

489
00:39:08.440 --> 00:39:14.039
a day was fund seeing Jacqueline and
her man Colby. Yeah, I saw

490
00:39:14.079 --> 00:39:17.119
the picture. You know how they
often say that you can take the Texan

491
00:39:17.159 --> 00:39:21.679
out of Texas, but you'll never
take way. Hang on, You'll never

492
00:39:21.719 --> 00:39:27.199
take the Texas out of the Texan. Yeah, that's that's Jacqueline's man Colby.

493
00:39:27.840 --> 00:39:30.639
Okay, let's just say he turned
a few heads when he showed up

494
00:39:30.679 --> 00:39:37.280
to Hawk's Nest Beach wearing cowboy boots
and jeans, okay, and a King

495
00:39:37.400 --> 00:39:44.480
Ranch baseball cap. I mean,
the only thing he was missing was just

496
00:39:44.519 --> 00:39:50.280
a straight up Texas flag of some
sort sticking out of some place. But

497
00:39:50.400 --> 00:39:55.679
it was awesome someplaces terrible with the
come and take it sign right underneath.

498
00:40:00.800 --> 00:40:07.280
Let's fly. Don't go there.
It does on some streets. It's a

499
00:40:07.320 --> 00:40:13.719
hell of a bathing suit. It's
actually a great idea. How are there

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not come and take it themed bathing
suits? I don't know. Oh god,

501
00:40:16.199 --> 00:40:22.480
I'm sure. I'm sure there are
now now there will be. I

502
00:40:22.519 --> 00:40:27.199
should probably get on that merchandising before
anybody else does. Yeah, I just

503
00:40:27.239 --> 00:40:34.400
need that little Gunzalez star right there
at the top of the tea back or

504
00:40:34.440 --> 00:40:39.079
the front of the briefs. Anyways, give Jacqueline and Brooks Plumbing a call

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for any and all of your plumbing
needs. Two one four three six,

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eight thirty eight thirty eight two one
four, three, six thirty eight thirty

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eight and Brooks Plumbing Texas dot com. Speaking of fun things, we have

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coming up Saturday, December ninth,
another road show, but not just any

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Treehouse Podcast roadshow. Ow. Oh, we don't just do the same thing

510
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over and over and hope that you
keep coming out because we're desperate for ratings,

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00:41:07.360 --> 00:41:09.920
I mean downloads. What we want
you to do is come have an

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actual good time and get something new
and different with each time that you come

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00:41:15.960 --> 00:41:22.400
see us in person. So for
this Treehouse Podcast roadshow, you're not only

514
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getting just one new thing, You're
gonna get a couple of new and different

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00:41:24.719 --> 00:41:30.000
things. Number one, it is
our Christmas party. It is the Treehouse

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00:41:30.000 --> 00:41:37.000
Podcast Christmas road show party at Shaker
Tins in Dallas, across the street from

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the Galleria. Go to Shakertins dot
com. You can find out the location

518
00:41:43.079 --> 00:41:46.559
info or obviously just thrown into your
maps app type in Shaker Tins. It's

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the midtown location. That is Saturday, December ninth, from four to seven

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00:41:51.800 --> 00:41:55.760
pm. Part of that road show
will include since it's a Christmas party,

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it will include a toy drive benefiting
the war Center, which is just a

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00:42:01.119 --> 00:42:07.960
couple of miles west of that Shaker
Tins. They serve a very underserved community,

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which is special needs children. And
so what we're asking for you to

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do, and I say underserved because
the state really likes slashing state budgets for

525
00:42:16.159 --> 00:42:20.840
taking care of special needs kids.
If you don't believe me, look it

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00:42:20.880 --> 00:42:24.440
up. It's true. So places
like the Warren Center help to fill that

527
00:42:24.599 --> 00:42:29.760
gap from the lack of funding at
the state level and getting families to help

528
00:42:29.840 --> 00:42:34.800
they need for their special needs children. So what we're asking you to do

529
00:42:34.920 --> 00:42:38.679
at the Treehouse Podcast roadshow on Saturday, December ninth, four to seven pm

530
00:42:38.719 --> 00:42:46.199
at Shaker Tins. Midtemp is bringing
a toy, a developmental toy for special

531
00:42:46.199 --> 00:42:52.880
needs kids birth to age three,
Earth to age three. So whatever toy

532
00:42:52.960 --> 00:42:57.079
you bring, they will find a
place for. But if you can think

533
00:42:57.119 --> 00:43:01.159
about, you know, like the
things that would really help a child develop,

534
00:43:01.800 --> 00:43:06.559
so that you know from birth to
age three and those there are some

535
00:43:06.559 --> 00:43:07.880
great places you can go to.
You can look on Amazon as well.

536
00:43:09.159 --> 00:43:15.079
Is it lake Shore? The lake
Shore stores have great options. What is

537
00:43:15.119 --> 00:43:20.360
what we're talking about? What kind
of gifts are they? Because I've never

538
00:43:20.400 --> 00:43:23.320
had the children, so I don't
know what that is. So it's a

539
00:43:23.360 --> 00:43:28.039
lot of things that were building blocks
type things. Yes, ros, you're

540
00:43:28.079 --> 00:43:30.760
right on top of You're right there. Basically all the a lot of the

541
00:43:30.800 --> 00:43:37.039
toys I had to play with with
my recent neurological pathology testing are the toys

542
00:43:37.079 --> 00:43:43.400
that we're asking you to bring to
this road show. I really wish I

543
00:43:43.480 --> 00:43:49.320
was kidding and they were making that
up. That made my day. So

544
00:43:49.480 --> 00:43:53.639
just imagine developmentally challenged two year old
sitting next to me as I'm going through

545
00:43:53.639 --> 00:43:59.519
my testing and the child beating me. Yeah, just a two year old

546
00:43:59.559 --> 00:44:04.480
going to this guy needs help.
You can give them my spot in mind.

547
00:44:04.559 --> 00:44:09.920
He clearly needs so anyway, bring
bring a new toy for for a

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00:44:10.039 --> 00:44:15.719
child birthday age three that can help
them learn and help them to progress on

549
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their on their on their journey,
and we'll take those to the Warren Center

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for those children that he didn't want
them, which would be great. And

551
00:44:23.400 --> 00:44:29.880
another aspect of the road show that
we will be doing at Shakerton's is a

552
00:44:30.000 --> 00:44:34.039
roast of me, which still sounds
weird to say because I don't even like

553
00:44:34.280 --> 00:44:36.719
celebrating my birthday. But Roger's like, no, we should roast you.

554
00:44:36.760 --> 00:44:38.559
And I think it's really just an
excuse for Roger to say mean things about

555
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me. Yes, but I'm a
team player. If it put but if

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it puts butts in seats, I'm
for it. Just all I ask is

557
00:44:47.840 --> 00:44:52.960
is please don't be cruel. No, it's all it's all in good fun.

558
00:44:53.119 --> 00:44:57.360
See they say that, but I
also know that I've seen the roasts

559
00:44:57.360 --> 00:45:00.960
on Comedy Central, and those a
lot of those were not in quote unquote

560
00:45:00.000 --> 00:45:07.039
good fun. They wanted to destroy
William Shatner, they wanted to destroy Chevy

561
00:45:07.119 --> 00:45:13.800
Chase, and they did well,
I mean where we're going for the persona

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00:45:13.840 --> 00:45:16.400
helps me a little bit. I
hope we're going for more of the Dean

563
00:45:16.480 --> 00:45:20.960
Martin type roast. I would like
that. Let's all get drunk and enjoy

564
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each other's company. We give each
other a hard time the way that we

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do normally, and no one is
left crying in the corner afterwards. Yeah.

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I mean, they went after William
Shatner, as they should, for

567
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just having released the album that he
released in the seventies. Well, Shatner's

568
00:45:37.199 --> 00:45:39.559
always been known as an ahole,
Like everyone hates them that one, but

569
00:45:40.159 --> 00:45:44.760
some of the other I don't care
who it is, they're just mean.

570
00:45:44.960 --> 00:45:47.559
I mean, there is a fine
line between funny and mean. I mean,

571
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Chevy Chase is also an a whole. Yeah, well, and it's

572
00:45:52.320 --> 00:45:54.320
very hard to work with. And
that's why I'm saying, please don't do

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that to me, because I don't
think i'm those guys. No. I

574
00:45:58.960 --> 00:46:04.039
mean, oh, that wouldn't even
sound like fun. That would just sound

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00:46:04.119 --> 00:46:07.800
like you'd have to go out of
your way to do something like that,

576
00:46:07.239 --> 00:46:10.480
and we wouldn't be able to have
on the Fly or the roast of Dan

577
00:46:10.519 --> 00:46:13.960
O'Malley. Instead, it would just
be we're just gonna make Dann cry.

578
00:46:14.000 --> 00:46:15.119
Now, don't get me wrong,
I'm sure some people would show up to

579
00:46:15.159 --> 00:46:19.599
witness that I have to be there, and I don't. I don't.

580
00:46:19.679 --> 00:46:22.360
I don't want to. I don't
I don't want to cry. No,

581
00:46:22.599 --> 00:46:25.400
that doesn't sound like fun. We're
just gonna hang out, have some cocktails

582
00:46:25.480 --> 00:46:31.159
and uh and and and make fun
of you with the jumbo pencil. You

583
00:46:31.199 --> 00:46:34.000
know. The good news is though, as you can say, and you

584
00:46:34.039 --> 00:46:37.039
can write this one down for later
is or maybe I'll use it. You

585
00:46:37.360 --> 00:46:40.159
could actually say all the terrible things
you want about me, but by the

586
00:46:40.199 --> 00:46:45.400
next morning, I'm not gonna remember
that anyway. Yeah, so anyway.

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00:46:45.440 --> 00:46:49.599
Treehouse Podcast road shows Saturday, December
ninth at Shaker ten's four to seven pm.

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Another new aspect of this that we're
excited about is the fact that it's

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on a Saturday, so we don't
have to worry about really rush hour or

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00:46:53.880 --> 00:46:57.239
anything. You don't have to worry
about getting out of work early. You

591
00:46:57.239 --> 00:47:00.159
can make plans to come enjoy the
entire show. So the show will for

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basically four to six. They will
do the roast immediately afterwards, bring a

593
00:47:04.960 --> 00:47:09.679
toy for a special needs child birth
to age three. So we got the

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00:47:09.760 --> 00:47:16.079
charity component obviously, and it's our
Christmas party. There are other companies in

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00:47:16.119 --> 00:47:22.519
this world that their idea of a
Christmas party is simply to tell the employees

596
00:47:22.559 --> 00:47:24.880
they have to show up to entertain
the clients. It's no longer a company

597
00:47:24.880 --> 00:47:30.320
party. It's a client party,
which is no fun. We here in

598
00:47:30.360 --> 00:47:34.280
the Treehouse like to bring everybody in
and have a party and have a good

599
00:47:34.320 --> 00:47:37.679
time and commiserate and enjoy the holidays
or as Raj refers to them, December.

600
00:47:38.440 --> 00:47:45.639
Yeah, that's it was just it's
a Thursday, but Mary Thursday.

601
00:47:45.639 --> 00:47:50.800
T you guys, Thank you,
Roch, You're welcome. And there's and

602
00:47:50.840 --> 00:47:53.519
if you're like me, and we've
discussed this before, there is plenty of

603
00:47:53.599 --> 00:47:59.760
parking like me that I'm telling you. If if you invite me somewhere and

604
00:47:59.800 --> 00:48:02.960
I have to, I'm on my
second loop, I'm going home. I

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don't care what it is. I
understand, I understand, I've been there.

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Yeah. The other night I met
some friends over at the sidecar social

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uh, and I said, I'm
gonna give it two laps, guys,

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And it was all my buddies before
the Thanksgiving, Holidays and want and Christmas

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coming up, and you know,
everybody's gonna be busy with their families.

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And I said, I'll do two
loops and they're like, what happens after

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that? I'm like, I will
leave, but it's all of us.

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And I was like, send me
pictures. I'm out side. Yeah,

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I was somewhere else. Yeah,
I'm that. I'm that old where I'm

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like it used to be like,
so, who all's going? What kind

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of music is it? What?
What the how's the food? Now I'm

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just like, is there parking?
And if there's not. If there's not

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parking, I'm not coming. Uh. And So when I went to Shaker

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Tins to evaluate the the joint,
I was casing the joint for Dan.

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I specifically walked around the parking garage
to make sure that it was all parking,

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and then behind to the building is
because it's Saturday, it's all parking

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back there as well. So yeah, there you go. Ample Parking.

622
00:49:07.280 --> 00:49:10.679
We should have we should have Brad
from Shaker Tin's add that to the flyer,

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Ample Parking. Ample park Yeah,
that's the name of my old people

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band. That's what we call Ample
Parking. I do think I have one

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00:49:21.719 --> 00:49:29.840
request for our Christmas party slash Treehouse
Podcast roadshow at Shaker Tins on December ninth,

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and that is in our group text. Raj, you sent a photo

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of your turkey on Thanksgiving, Trey, we mentioned it in the Treehouse Plus

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episode. You sent a photo of
the tenderloin that you made for your family,

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and I was very impressed. It's
been a long time since I've had

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a good tenderloin so well, and
Dan, you can testify this. Raj

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doesn't know that my meat is delicious. Jesus ch yes, but I was

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the tender look. I think I
just realized another phrase we need to add

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to the flyer for the for the
road show. We just added a meet

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and greet. I can't anymore.
No, that would actually be hysterical.

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Trey's meat on a tray shaking hands. Remember the old Bachelor party movie the

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appetizers. I'm pretty sure that the
main course. God bless us. Everyone.

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Go to Shakertons dot com to get
more info at Shaker Tins for that

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road show. Also, you can
just follow us on social media. We'll

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give you lots of information there at
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