Episode 64: F*ck You ERCOT, Part 2

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Welcome inside the Treehouse. It is
time to leave your worries outside and join

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me. Daniel Malley, Trade Trendholm
and newly inducted Treehouse law enforcement Officer Raj

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Sharma. Yeah, when you fight
crime in this Treehouse, you get recognized.

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Thank you. You know, I
didn't use the word hero, and

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I don't think I did either,
neither did the cops. But I will

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tell you, but they said thanks
for the help. So if you haven't

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do yourself a favor, go to patreon

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You can hear all about how our hero

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Raj or from here on to be
known as the Bollywood Batman, stop the

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crime dead in its tracks. And
when the criminals said, who are you,

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Raj said, what's up? I'm
brown man. I'm just a guy

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on a phone talking to the police
telling them, can you please come and

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stop this guy from from from doing
all the bad stuff that he's doing.

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So maybe it was maybe it was
all those Bollywood hero movies that you've been

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posting on Instagram. So it got
into you, It got into your veins,

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into your soul, and so when
you saw this man doing bad,

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you like the Indian Hulk tore all
your clothing and saved the day. Wait,

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I'd like to contribute it to this
show and how much we you know,

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we admire and do things for police
and fire and how they respond in

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kindness to us and how much they
do for us. And I was like,

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you know what, this would be
one of those things where I have

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a new growing up. You know, you know, as a personal calor,

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I've been stopped a lot for no
reason and all that stuff, So

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you have a distrust of police and
this show has can of change that for

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me. And so I was like, you know what, I'm gonna call

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these people and I didn't want to. Like in my head, I'm like

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they're gonna pull up and like they're
gonna arrest me, like throw me on

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the ground. I'm like I'm the
one calling. I'm on the right.

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But yeah, I think it's a
I years ago, I probably would have

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let it go. Like, you
know, there's insurance on these things,

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and there's that, and there's this
not always not on those things. Did

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you do a snazzy little dance number
though, and and any point in this

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which is weird, we did,
and the cops knew the routine, which

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was very strange. So it turns
out the Bollywood films are accurate to life.

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Had we had the whole the whole
end of slum Dog Millionaire. We

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just did it right there on Trinity
Bills, kids crawling out of the crapper

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knowing the entire routine. It was
really weird. I'm like, you guys

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know this too, and they're like, how'd you know? I was like,

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let's get this going. And the
criminal doing the same dance was the

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handcuffs. It was very sweet.
It was a nice sendoff for found his

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new found home in jail. Well. I wonder though, I wonder if

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in jail and eventually prison where it
sounds like he's going to end up.

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Yes, the winter storm back in
twenty twenty one, a lot of the

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people that did not lose power,
it was because they were on the same

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grids as hospitals, police stations,
fire houses. So that means if you're

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in jail, you're probably gonna have
heat correct, whereas the rest of US

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law abiding citizens froze our asses off
thanks to Rkott And as if things couldn't

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get worse for the public relations nightmare
that is Erkott, the Electric Reliability Council

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of Texas the most ill formed entity
in the entire state. Do you think

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they when they say that out loud, to actually say out the acronym,

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they just giggle reliability? I think
they do. And then I think right

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after that in a meeting when everyone
laughed, hr Sonata memo said, you

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can't use the R word anymore.
That's now off the table. Don't use

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it, just go like, you
know, Electric Council of Texas. Hey,

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you gotta give them credit. They
put the lie in reliability. Well,

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said raj And had you said that
in like twenty twenty five minutes,

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we wait have ended the show on
that. But as it is, we

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have a little bit. But you'll
forget I'll say it again, that's true.

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Yeah, usually as a call back
at the end of the show.

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So like, if you're listening right
now, in like twenty ish minutes,

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skip ahead, Rajh's going to say
something very similar and it's gonna still be

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hysterical, and then we're going to
end the show and everyone's going to be

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happy on a Monday. But you're
not wrong, Urkott. I remember seeing

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the news story, you know,
maybe a month or two ago that Urkott

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said, hey, when you know, kind of like Ned Stark In almost

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said Lord of the Flies in Game
of Thrones. Kind of like the Starks

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and Game of Thrones. He's up
there saying brace yourselves, winter is coming,

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and Urkott says, we're ready and
h Then the most recent headline,

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which might be one of my favorites
ever, Yeah, Urkott cancels program to

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boost power reserves ahead of potentially precarious
winter. I'm going to rephrase that slightly

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shorter. Rkott cancels planning. Yeah. Yes, uh. And the logic

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behind this is it is not winter
hasn't shown up yet, and so they're

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like, hey, everything's good.
I'm like you do there, there's another

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year coming. Maybe maybe that's the
new R that they've redefined in kut so

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instead of reliability, which they're obviously
not allowed to use, at least not

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with us in the public. Maybe
it's I lost my train of thought.

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What was it you said? Oh? No, I was They basically was

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like I think I think if I
read it right, They're like, well,

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it hasn't been a rough winter yet, so we don't have to boost

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our reserves, right, which means
the R in there now stands for uh

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reactionary. Yes, like like they
should be EPCOT proactive, but they're not.

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They're cut, they're reactive, and
that leaves a bunch of us frozen

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in our houses to starve and die
in some cases. Yeah, I'm lucky

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in the when the first one happened, same grid as the hospital, and

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then when we moved to this place, same grid as two hospitals in a

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surgery center. So the full story
on this is Urkott has actually sought mothballed

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and decommissioned power plants to fire up
for the winter, but none of them

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were willing to reactivate. They basically
called around to all these different energy companies

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and asked them, hey, will
you turn this old plant on? And

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then those companies basically said yeah,
if you pay us, And then Urkott

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said, well we don't, we
don't really do that, and they and

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then the the energy provider said well
we don't really do that either, So

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now they're just stuck. Yeah.
I like how they had a plan but

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didn't check to see if the plan
was the plan go ahead. Drey just

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didn't want to pay for the plan. Yeah, I guess. I guess.

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I guess they you know, got
on you know, group on and

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thought maybe they could do something else. No, they actually thought that these

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energy companies, who are in the
business of making money would actually volunteer.

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They're they're old plants and you know, pull the pull the cover off of

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it, blow off the dust bunnies, and flip it on just because Erkott

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asked nicely. And that's not how
it typically works. R Coott is Oliver

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walking to the front with the ball
asking for more porridge, and the energy

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company goes more and they say,
uh, very well done with the Oliver

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twist reference man, thank you.
I am occasionally cultured. Yeah that was,

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but now that I've but now that
I've been mildly cultured, now I'm

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going to completely debase myself by comparing
Rkott two to an act that I mentioned

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they should do in the summer.
So I'm going to bring that back right

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now. So saying hey, we're
ready for winter, they said the same

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thing in the summer or pre summer, they say we're ready for summer,

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and guess what they weren't. And
at that time, what did I tell

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them, You guys need to go
eat a bag of dicks. Why,

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because you're telling us to conserve and
not use our air conditioning because we're sweating

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balls. No, you get it
figured out. The more you tell us

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not to do something, the more
we want to do the thing. Now

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they're telling us we're ready for winter. All right, Urcott, it's time

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to break out your bib because you're
about to eat a whole bunch of dicks.

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I want you, I want you
to be ready. It's gonna be

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like a crab boil. You're gonna
throw a bunch of dicks in a pot

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with some seasoning and potatoes and some
corn. Then you're gonna invite the neighborhood

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over for a backyard dick boil.
You're gonna throw them all out onto the

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table on some newspaper and you're gonna
dick through. I use that intentionally.

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And you're gonna eat the meat and
you're gonna struck the head, and then

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the kids are gonna be in a
dry pool playing with them before they get

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eaten. Wow, Okay, I
mean there's I mean, very very vivid

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imagine was not an imagination. I
want this to happen. I wanted to

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come to fruition. I want the
entire Council of Urkot lined up at a

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dick table and eat them all every
time they say we're ready. Yeah,

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okay, I just uh. All
I did was I just turned the heat

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on and open all the windows.
That's all I'm doing. Joke's on you,

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because across the street is the dick
boil. Just all those essences just

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filling your nose coming across the street. And you know it, you know

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the smell you're likes having a party. I thought it was just a Papa

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I think we all can agree one
of the most difficult jobs there is

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on the planet is teacher. Oh
yeah. I don't know how many teachers

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you guys know or have known in
your lives, but I come from a

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fan family of teachers. My grandmother
was a teacher, my mom for a

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while was a teacher, my aunt, my father started out as a teacher,

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And so I know what teachers go
through on many levels, and I

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understand when they snap, and I'm
a little bit biased and when I say

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a little bit biased. I'm almost
every single time going to side with the

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teacher. There are exceptions, don't
get me wrong. There, Like any

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profession, there are some bad ones
and they do and say some things they

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shouldn't, But for the most part, underpaid, underappreciated, it's really a

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hilacious job. Yep. And after
the COVID lockdowns. And I say this

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because at the time, I was
living with my ex and her two children.

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And if you didn't gain an enormous
amount of respect for teachers after the

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COVID lockdown, and you were trying
to teach your kids at home, then

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you're an idiot because that out,
you know, it killed almost kills a

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lot of people, a lot of
kids. So yeah, home schooling,

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not the COVID. Yeah, COVID
was looking like a good option at a

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certain point, if like, if
that's where like if I was in that

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situation and I and I got like
three four kids staring back at me and

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they're expecting me to teach them some
stuff like you go to school, yeah,

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or you know what you used to
hear, I'm gonna go to school.

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I'd rather take my chances with with
the VID. Yeah, my girlfriend

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all through college. She graduated and
became a teacher, and I remember going

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to visit her in her class,
and uh, they didn't They had to

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buy their own. And I don't
know if this is still true, but

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they have to buy their own.
Like if you want to do crafts or

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projects or stuff with the kids,
you have to buy your own stuff.

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So, like all the crayons and
all the the paper stuff that you got

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to buy, she had to buy
all. So I ended up I was

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like, let me just do that, let me let me buy it.

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And I bought their stuff for the
year, which was only a couple hundred

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bucks. But I'm like, you
have to pay for this out of pocket

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and you're not getting paid that much. So, yes, they do have

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a tendency, and they drink a
lot. I don't know if you've ever

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been with a group of teachers,
but yeah, the drink a lot.

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Yeah, it's fantastic if you get
a chance to drink with teachers or go

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to rehab pick the ladder. You
know. It's like as a kid,

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you never wanted to go to like
the parent teacher conferences that you had to

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go to and you had to sit
outside while while your parents, and the

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teacher talked about you. But as
an adult, Yeah, there's like a

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like an actual teacher's conference someplace.
I got a hotel somewhere, and I

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don't even know if they're allowed in
Vegas, because Vegas might be like no,

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no, no, no, Yeah, we can't how many teachers at

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once, But if you can't,
that would be a party to go to

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because they are seem Yeah. I
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He used to teach at the juvenile
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really bad kids, they still have
to go to school. And he's like,

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hey, man, come to my
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I was like, okay, this
is going to be me and a bunch

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of teachers. And I went,
wow, that sounds boring. And I

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walked into his house and I can't
even make this up and it's burned into

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my brain. I walked in and
there's a lady's standing there, Uh,

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sweater, no pants, shoes.
That means she had taken her shoes off,

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to take her pants off and then
put her shoes back on. Uh.

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And she has an industrial size of
cess sized bottle of Jaeger. And

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I've never met this lady before I
just opened the door and this is all

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I see. And she looks at
me and she goes buckle the f up,

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and I was like, and I
just remember slowly shutting the door and

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going back to my car. I'm
like, I can't. I'm leaving,

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Like, really, I have to. I have to. I have to

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see what she means. I have
to go in and experience that. I

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to see what she means by buckle
the f up because ironically she can't buckle

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anything. She's not wearing any pants. Yeah, and then I called my

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buddy Richie the next day and I
was like, how's the party goes,

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dude? I woke up in the
tub and I was like, yep,

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that's why I left. And he
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his hats. So the other day. I don't know how viral this went,

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but it was definitely major in North
Texas because nowadays, if a teacher

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snaps in a classroom, you're not
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the students all have their own phones, which means they can record, slash,

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live stream this stuff. So when
teachers snap these days, it usually

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ends up online for everyone to witness
as opposed to just the kids in the

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classroom. So this latest incident,
and I haven't had a chance to completely

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verify this, so I'm going off
of internet knowledge. Here and captioned,

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this is a teacher at Raulett High
School and he just I don't know what

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preceded this. I don't know what's
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this moment where he absolutely loses his
mind because and his word words, he's

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tired of being disrespected. I got
it. What are you doing? So

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that's a chair he just kicked across
the room? Mm hmmm. And I

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think in the beginning he actually mentioned
something about, uh, you're making me

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bring hell fire on you, which
if that's for a teacher, that's a

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hell of a catchphrase. M what
are you doing? That's where he uh

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uh, you know, Bobby Knight
like threw the chair across the court.

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This guy showed up Bobby Knight because
he saw the chair, kicked that bitch

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across the room, and then he
went over to it, picked it up,

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slammed it back down on the ground
again, and we all realized,

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in the teacher's mind, he wants
that to be the kid, but it

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can only be the chair type of
ship. I'm proud of it. God

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damn almost don't very nicely told you
what to do. I had to touch

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you, got damn it. You
won't even it. Now. What's bad

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about this is you have some kids
that are uh just you have two.

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You have two kinds of kids in
that classroom, ones that are witnessing,

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that are kind of shocked and like, oh my god, what do we

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do? Don't move? And then
there's the kid who's laughing at the whole

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thing. He just thinks the whole
thing is hysterical. And that kid is

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next to the kid that this teacher's
screaming at. Nice told you what to

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do. I had to touch you, got it. You won't even trust

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it to anything else to me,
don't come across you know. It's serious.

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When when there are two things that
get thrown out, one is dude,

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there was no dude here, this
this was not a dude situation.

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The other is when you throw goddamn
in the middle of stuff where it doesn't

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normally fit. And that's what he
does. Here there and here. Listen

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to this again. Enough is a
goddamn enough, Yeah, yeah, ray,

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I'm curious, is the video to
this. I saw a clip,

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I didn't hear the audio. Is
it is this guy? And then is

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there another adult kind of holding him
back? No, this is this is

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a free arrange teacher, okay,
which which for the students, you got

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to keep in mind. If he's
like it starts with a chair, don't

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push him. That's where the kid
who's laughing doesn't understand what could happen because

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you keep laughing at the event and
you may become the chair. It could

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escalate in the blink of an eye. Yeah, that's because there is there

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is something that the newer generations.
There is a concept that they do not

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understand. And I say this and
it's work, school, everything. And

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it's a principle we learned because we
didn't want to get our asses whipped.

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And the principle is fly below the
radar. So yeah, not only not

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only does it occasionally work as a
program director of the Eagle, but it

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is also sage advice for school survivability. Yes, and this is also one

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of those things where if you ever
in your life have wondered, man,

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I wonder what Samuel L. Jackson
would be like as a teacher. This

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is this is that, this is
his this was his Snakes on a Plane,

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Like, yeah, this is the
teacher snakes on a plane. But

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the next step is this is gonna
be Sam. Sam Jackson's like next Oscar,

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right because now he's got to play
this guy and it's gonna be great.

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I'm gonna be lined up to see
it opening night. The name of

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that movie. He's had a goddamn
noth but it really does. It goes

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back to saying teachers are not appreciated
for how difficult of a job they have.

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And that's true. I don't care
where you are, whether it's role

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at high school or South central LA. The job is hard. You're Dan,

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I believe I sent you this news
article in the UH and and this

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can't be a surprise as to what
state it is. There's one state where

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teachers are just saying screw it and
they're leaving the state. And he goes,

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wow, Okay, so you said
there was no surprise as to where

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it was. So I'm gonna go
out on a limb with this show.

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And so is it our favorite state? Florida? Absolutely? Congratulations, ding

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ding ding ding ding. They're just
leaving they're just like, well, we're

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done teaching basically. Yeah, They're
like, we're leaving. There's there's there's

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greener pastures elsewhere. Yeah. This
guy's like this guy's got kicking a chair

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and they're like kicking counties looking good
to Florida teachers. Oh god, that's

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that's a frightening thought, the education
mecca of the United States, because i

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mean, like, like like Davy
Crockett said, you may all go to

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Hell, and I'm going to Texas. Florida teachers are saying we're going to

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Alabama. You're listening to the Treehouse. Visit us online that Treehouse on air

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dot com. Let's talk to Daniel
Cook from cook DFW Roofing and Restoration for

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your free roof inspection. Give them
a call eight three to three cook DFW

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or the website cookidfw dot com for
all the amazing work that they do and

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have done. Right now, I'm
curious, though, Daniel, we're getting

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into the height of the holiday season. We've got Thanksgiving behind us, We've

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got things, We've got Thanksgiving behind
us, we have Christmas and New Year's

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coming up. Some curious, what's
your favorite part of the holiday season?

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What's definitely changed over the years when
you're a parent. My two girls are

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much older now, twenty three and
seventeen, but obviously in the younger days,

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it was always fun watching them get
up and wake up and have all

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that excitement in their face to go
see the presence that morning and to see

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what's happened, and still believing in
Santa Claus, and so that was the

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deal. Now as you get older, now it becomes where we like to

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get with our friends and other family
members, and I think, honestly,

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the favorite time is the white Christmas
gifts because you never know what the hell,

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oh excuse me, sorry, what
the heck you can find in some

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of those white Christmas gifts. Okay, I've seen like s and m mask

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and body suits come out. I've
seen like specialty shot glasses, adult toys,

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you know, all these weird apparatuses, and it's like, you know,

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that's some of the best fun ever
is watching all these most innocent people

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that you think, all of a
sudden get into a room together and have

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a little bit of alcohol involved,
and everybody brings these most silliest white elephant

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gifts and it's it's it's it's a
classic. I tell you, we're actually

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thinking of doing that at the road
show coming up on Saturday, December night

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at Shakerson. So it's going to
be a shame you're going to miss it

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because I have a feeling we're going
to have some very outline just gifts exchange,

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but we'll tech photos and video and
we'll send it to you. How

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about that, please? I'm still
I know that if I was there,

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I know what I would have.
I would have a T shirt or a

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hoodie letting everybody know that I'm hotter
than bear Spray. Still, I won't

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get over that. It's funny you
mention that because we're going to have those

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shirts available at the event. One
thing you can do for a White Elephant

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gift exchange if you were just flat
ass broke, what you can do is

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write on a sheet of paper free
roof inspection from COOKDFW Roofing and Restoration and

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convince people you paid hundreds of dollars
for it, just to let them know

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that you got it for free and
you found out about it here in the

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Treehouse. So give Daniel Cook a
call for that free roof inspection eight three

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to three Cook DFW or the website
cookdfw dot com. It's the Treehouse.

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Fresh off of her Caribbean cruise vacation, Jacqueline from Brooks Plumbing is back inside

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the Treehouse in her normal fashion,
and we want to talk to her now

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about a couple of things. One, how did you like your trip?

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And two, speaking of trips,
I believe you're all the guys that work

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for Brooks Plumbing or having their fishing
trip right. Yes, I am really

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happy that I went to the Caribbean
and that I'm not on their boat because

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they're on Lake Texoma today and it's
very nice out here. But they went

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very early. Boat took off early, and I got a phone call from

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a couple of them. We're pulling
back in now and they're literally going to

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do some phallic measuring. They're going
to lay out the fish and see who

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got the biggest fish, and then
there's gonna be some sort of an awards

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ceremony and bragging rights. And my
guys like to have fun, so I

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think they all threw in like ten
dollars each and whoever got the biggest fish

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is going to take the pot home, and so they're having a really good

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time. But you could not.
I don't like the cold. I'm definitely

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like a tropical person. Saint John
of Tulsa is the most beautiful, one

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of the most beautiful places I've ever
been. And I used to live in

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Hawaii for a very brief period of
time, and I'm very happy to know

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that there's an eland that pretty half
the distance from from home. So I'm

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sorry, I'll be around a lot. No no, please do. And

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one of the big takeaways from this
conversation we're having is that you can know

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as a possible or current client of
Brooks Plumbing. They they work hard and

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they also enjoy themselves, so they're
good people, like to have a good

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time and most of all, take
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or, of course, the website Brooks

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Plumbing Texas dot com. That's Brooks
Plumbing Texas dot com. I got that

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story that you sent. Trey pulled
up the headline does its job. Teachers

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say they can't live and work in
Florida anymore. They start with a teacher

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named Philip bill Castro. He looked
around his belongings piled with the storage unit.

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Boxes of books, the mattress,
clothes, and old instruments from his

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past life as a musician were cluttered
together. This is my entire life in

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a ten x ten storage unit,
he said, laughing. The Saint Petersburg

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High School English teacher moved out of
his apartment this summer after rent increased to

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more than half of his monthly pay, reluctant to leave the community. Cost

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of living got out of control.
And the schools suck. And when they

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say the schools, you know they
mean the kids when they say the kids

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and the schools. A lot of
times just the parents, because the parents

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can be way worse than the kids, because parents think their kids are little

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angels, or they're aware, Like
I joke about things on stage like this,

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and I'm like, because I'll ask
teachers, I'm like, and they're

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reluctant to do it, but I
have to remind them that they're in a

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safe space. I'm like, so
your teacher, yeah, well grade,

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I'm like six. I'm like,
who's your favorite student? Oh so,

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And so immediately they have their favorite
student, they go who's the worst and

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they go, oh, I can't
say, I go, I know,

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but you want to, so say
it. And immediately the name comes out,

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and I go, are the parents
nice and he's a dick? Or

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is it are they just all dicks? And nine times out of ten it's

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they're all dicks, Like the parents
are the same way as the kid.

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And then sometimes it's just you have
one bad kid and he just ruins the

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whole class. The thing is,
like, you hear about these problems here,

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like in India, in Asia especially, like your teachers can beat in

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class, beat you, like still
to my teachers get in class beat you,

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they did beat. It turns out, Trey, you and I went

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to U Mumbai is SD No.
It's like here like like because corporal punishment

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was around when when we were kids
as well, So it's like if you

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did something wrong, you went to
the principal's office. And here's what it

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was. Oh no, it started
with the teacher would put you in front

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of the class and they had paddles. They would swatch you. Then I

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would get sent to the principal's office
and then I would take a shot.

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They would be then to the coach's
office of football practice swat and home to

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grab belt. And it was dad's
turn, because you know what, belt

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got to eat too, and that
and that was growing up at a certain

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time now and and and this is
this is an interesting dynamic because there is

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now loads of research that psychologists and
psychiatrists and social workers and experts and children

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have come to say, don't do
that because it's ultimately damaging to your children.

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And I will say I am damaged
because of a lot of the things

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that happened to me as a child
abuse wise. At the same time,

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I was also really well mannered.
Yeah. So at a certain point,

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it's like, well, where do
we find the balance? You know,

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It's like, Okay, you can
deal with a little bit of childhood trauma

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that will carry over into your adult
years, but at the same time,

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I want you to sit down and
shut up on occasion, Yeah, I

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mean, but that's also I mean, we also called abuse whatever. Like

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I was at was a department store
last night getting some stuff for Christmas,

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and I watched this kid have an
utter meltdown over the fact that they were

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going to put him in a timeout
when he got home, and I was

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like, man, I would have
old for a time out kid. I

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remember going to uh. I remember
going to a kid's house one time and

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he got in trouble and his parents
said, you go sit in the corner,

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you go time out, and I'm
like, time out. Yeah,

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the only, the only reason,
the only, my only reference to time

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out was when my mom would tag
in my dad. Yeah yeah. My

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mom would get winded and she was
like, yeah, yeah, time out.

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And I hate to say this,
but I'm going to say it because

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it's an old man phrase. But
in my day, a time out wasn't

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for the kids, it was for
the it was for the adults. Yeah.

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My dad's time out was he had
to go smoke a Carlton and then

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come back and finish the top turns
out Carlton's and are not you know,

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they're not just for enjoyment, they
also give you energy. I'm gonna smoke

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this rhythm gonna smoke your ass.
Weird. It's a weird thing to say

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that. Let me throw this out
there if if you happen to be a

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teacher and you need to blow off
some steam, I have the perfect time

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and place for you to do so
in your own safe space, and that

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is at our Treehouse Podcast Christmas road
Show at Shaker Ten's on Saturday this Saturday,

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December ninth, four to seven pm. So that means you can come

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hang out with us, have a
good time, you can possibly enjoy the

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roast of me, and that's after
the actual taping of the show, and

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some drinks will be had. There's
food there, we'll have some merch scheduled

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to appear. In addition to the
three of us, will be Jerry Caldwell,

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Everett Newton is kind of a maybe
depending on his health. And then

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also Anadhara is going to be there
and where it is. She's going to

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be partaking in some roasting, which
I'm mildly afraid of because she can be

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vicious like a drunk chihwaba when she
wants to be. And so it's going

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to be a great time. So
as a teacher can come bl off some

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steam in your own safe space,
so you can say and do pretty much

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whatever you want. I think Shaker
Tins may require you to wear pants,

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but I'm not certain, So don't
don't hold you know, don't hold it

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against me. Yeah, that's Saturday
at Shaker Tins four to seven, and

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you can bring you can bring a
toy for a special needs child that will

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have up that you can see the
type of toys that they need at the

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Warren Center. Yeah. I was
just saying, I think the whole ax

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ax throwing phenomenon was based on a
teacher's idea. It's like, how do

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how do I kill my students without
killing my students axe throwing? Because it's

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the only thing I've ever seen where
they serve alcohol and let you hold an

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axe. Like I've never like that. I've never seen those two things go

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well. But yeah, I think
if I was the parent of a child

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that brought home the permission slip for
the school trip to go to the ax

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throwing place, I'd be like,
Okay, whatever happened to the Museum of

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Natural History or you know, I'm
ax. Yeah, it's I'm axe,

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That's exactly I don't I don't know
if third grade is appropriate to go to

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the place called the chop house,
I should be signing this. Some parents

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are like, yeah, take your
brother too. Here's my wife. What

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happened to just losing them on the
field trip. It's a another kid lost

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to night at ten. It's a
real pandemic. We got here and not

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everyone knows this. But that's why
they had to institute the policy of permission

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slips, because it wasn't so much
a permission slip to go on the trip.

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It was a permission for the teachers
to lose your child. Something's got

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to go in the back of a
milk carton otherwise it's just a bunch of

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lights. Man. I'm glad it's
glad it's ramping up to the Christmas season

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because I'm a feeling by New Year's
we're all gonna be in hell. Oh

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man, I love it. Inside
the Treehouse mention it again. Shakerton's Saturday

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four to seven pm. Bring a
new unwrapped toy for a disabled child or

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special needs. I should say some
are disabled, some special needs. It

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kind of runs a gamut. Earth
to age three and the roast of me

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will have some fun there and a
live taping of this yere treehouse so you

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can see all the hell inducing in
person with alcohol in the treehouse. We'll

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see you there