Sept. 8, 2023

FRIIIDAY #2

FRIIIDAY #2

It's FRIIIDAY! The diarrhea flight, prison plumbing, college chlamydia, AND birthdays!

It's FRIIIDAY! The diarrhea flight, prison plumbing, college chlamydia, AND birthdays!

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They might be music a mile has. Don't mind me, I'm just testing

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some audio before we get rolling in
the treehouse. Today, it is time

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to leave your worries outside and join
us here in the Treehouse. I'm Daniel

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Malley along with Trey Trenholme and Raj
Sharma. Welcome too, Friday number two

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here in the Treehouse. Yeah.
Where it's the special end of the week

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episode that we now do weekly for
the second time ever, and we'll continue

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to do it until we either don't
feel like it or we die, whichever

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comes first. That is where we
get the events of the day to carry

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you into the weekend and ultimately feel
better about yourself because hopefully you were not

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the subject of one of these news
stories you actually, Dan and I think

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we're good here, but you left
a third option out of reasons why we

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couldn't do this, and that would
be incarceration. How dare I forget one

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of the other major arteries that tends
to get ruptured in this show. Did

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you notice that on one of the
reels I posted, I think it was

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the real I posted on Monday?
I uh see this this see this is

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proof that no one reads the captions
on those things, even though I put

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fourth probably too much effort into him. But I had said, I said,

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laughter, they say it's the best
medicine. Yes, And then I

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mentioned, you know what was in
the show, and uh, and I

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said warning, like they do,
like the like the doctor warnings before starting

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a new exercise regiment, check with
a doctor, so I said, uh,

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I said warning our doctors in prison, so you check with yours.

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I should probably also say it's former
doctor. It was former before he went

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to prison for other reasons, but
afterwards definitely, I wonder if they make

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him like help out in the like
the medical facility of the hospital. I

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know a friend of mine from years
and years and years ago. I haven't

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seen him in ages. His dad
got it was like a white collar thing,

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like he was a doctor in Indiana, no sorry, in Illinois,

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and he I guess had done some
insider trading or something like that. But

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he ended up going to federal prison. They took away his license. He's

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now a practicing registered nurse because you
can you can't do that, but they

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like as part of his like plea
agreement, he agreed to help out in

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the medical facility, like if the
doctors were out, like because he was

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a medical licensed medical doctor at one
point, right, so it wasn't like

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he could like even though he did
do surgeries, It's like he couldn't,

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but he could assist that that lesson
is sentence. You know what, ros

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I don't know if they have him, I don't know what job they have

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him forming in federal prison. I
hope it's relieving congested balls. How congested?

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Are we talking? Backed up all
the way? Like might need to

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call Brooks plumbing in. And people
thought people thought a proctologist was the worst

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job. Now a prison plumber.
I think we found the one job micro

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would not do. And I think
we've going to a new phrase called prison

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plumber. Certainly we could not be
the first to come up with you.

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I think we are. I don't
think we should be proud of it,

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but I think you're just hoping that
we are. Okay, we have to

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we have to ask our audience now
if they've ever heard the term prison plumber,

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because wow, that is just that
is fantastic. That made my day

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like that, But it actually it
is an interesting question you think about it

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because as a prison, you're obviously
a self contained facility, right and you

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have inmates from all walks of life
typically, yeah, other than criminal some

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of some of them may have had
a had a day job to coincide with

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their night criminality. I don't know. So it kind of makes sense that

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you have some doctors, certainly lawyers
are in prison. It makes sense if

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there's a plumber in there, as
opposed to imagine being a Brooks Plumbing,

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a regular, normal plumbing, family
friendly plumbing company, and you get a

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call, and you get a call
from Sunny Veil Yeah, saying hey,

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we have some backed up pipes here. I can't imagine. What's that tray

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said, I bet you do.
So. I can't imagine being a plumber

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and getting that call from the federal
prison saying, hey, we have some

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backed up pipes here. Would you
mind come take a look. And if

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I'm the plumbing company, I'm not
sure if I want to or not,

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because just from a just from a
branding standpoint, I don't know if I

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want my work truck in front of
the prison. It just may look bad.

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On the other hand, prison prison
dollars spend outside the wall, So

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I don't know. Yeah, I
just would I would want to get the

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call and be like, and you
walk in like you've got all your plumbing

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gear. You've got your your tools
and your snake and and all that stuff.

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And they're like and so so which
pipes backed up? They're like,

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hey, big louy, I think
you meant to called back page. It's

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like, all right, but this
is gonna be time and a half.

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Makes sense. You drove, You
drove all that way. I mean,

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you don't want to have driven all
that way for enough? Yeah, that

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is a prison plumber. I like
it. Okay. Sometimes there's magic that

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happens on the show for absolutely no
reason. That is the magic of the

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show. You cracked the code,
my friend. All right, But I

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think it's a good idea, right
if you if you are, like if

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you were a teacher and something bad
happened in your life, now you can

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go into prison. And I think
if you were to teach, maybe that

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takes some time off of your I
don't know if they do that. If

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there's anybody that's a lawyer that's listening
to show, or in the criminal justice

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or the Corrections of the Division,
if that's a thing, Is there anybody

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listening in the prison systems? I
guess yes. I was about to say,

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I'm sure there are like that.
That is also one of the one

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of the great mysteries and magic and
appeal of this show and has been now

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for many many years, is that
we appealed to both criminals and law enforcement

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alike. I know we will,
we will run the gamut, and we've

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had both on the show simultaneously.
So, but I wonder if that's a

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thing, well, because I think
that would be kind of cool. Like

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if you were a license plumber or
whatever, or an electrician, whatever,

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and you can go in because you
can you can take asses to learn,

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like you can get your g D. You can get your associates degree,

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some people get a college degree or
a law degree. If you can do

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that, if that would take time
off your sense, I think that would

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be kind of I guess, kind
of a toning for your sins or whatever

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it is. Oh yeah, and
also you know, kind of kind of

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like kind of like being a football
coach, put put your players in the

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best position to succeed. So if
you're a prison it's like, Okay,

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do do we have anyone in house
that that was a bummer? You didn't

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even hear it when you said no, I didn't. I really didn't.

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You're putting people in the best positions. I was on about it. I

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was on about a two or three
second delay as it left my As it

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left my mouth, I realized,
Oh yeah, because I just saw trades

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face. Yeah, you got it. You do that? Are they giving

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copies of kamas Sutra? Prison initiation? No, trede, that's for prison

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yoga. I must stay, I
must stay here for thirty five years.

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Now downward facing inmate plumbers. Here, gentlemen, good starting way. We

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even read the first birthday. Yet
here we go. All right? Today

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is day September eight, twenty twenty
three birth days to day. He plays

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Dustin on Stranger Things all seasons.
That is a gatten mada rosso. He

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is twenty today. So now when
Stranger Things four five? Is it five?

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So when the next season of Stranger
Things comes out, I guess it's

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going to be the college years.
Actually no, I think it's uh,

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it's gonna be like some of the
cast didn't coming back. So I think

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it's actually gonna be like a prequel. That's what I read. Oh really

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yeah, because I mean, so
are they going to dage the kids like

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they've like they've done in so many
other films recently. I don't, I

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honestly, because last I read is
what's your name? Who played even Bobby

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Brown. Yeah, she's not coming
back, Aretty, sure about that,

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because I really have a hard time
believing you can have as Stranger Things without

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her. That's and I'm with you, and that's why I didn't understand even

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how they were going to go and
do this. Well, you pay her

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whatever she wants, and you fund
the rest of her life and for probably

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two or three generations of her offspring
after her, and you do another season

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of Stranger Things. You know,
you just you just make Netflix like half

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hers never never never seen it,
really really never. All right, I'm

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officially starting a list of all the
things you would know before we got into

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where I was doing that thing before
where you guys would say something from Stranger

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Things and laugh and then I would
like laugh too. I'll just get it

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out of the way now, I've
never seen one episode. Don't don't look

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at it as getting it out of
the way, now, look at it

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as what's it called Trey being honesty? Yeah, but it was, you

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know, that was I didn't want
to feel left out when you guys were

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talking about like white kid Christmas stuff. You know, I didn't want to

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feel left out like I was growing
up. So when you're like, oh,

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whatever's full, I'm like, ah, that's hilarious. I remember that.

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It's really good. I mean,
it is a it is worth the

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watch. Now. I will say
this, it is going to be different

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for Raj because Trey, you and
I. So part of the reason I

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think Stranger Things was was a success
in at all was because it tugs at

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so many of us nostalgia wise.
But I don't know if Raj ever had

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that experience as a child, riding
bikes around with your friends and trying to

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figure out who's kidnapping and murdering people. I mean no, I mean we

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rode bikes and uh there was the
one scary lady on the corner. We

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all had her, and then we
had the the douche bag across the street

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who hated kids and didn't like people
on his lawn, and so like,

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you know what, in that case, you might you might be able to

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identify enough with the Stranger Things kids
to kind of get into it. Possibly.

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Let's I mean, I'll I will
give it a shot if I usually

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give a series that's weird. I'm
not a big like fantasy, sci fi,

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whatever this genre is. We know
what you like, mister nine O

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two one zero, Yes, well, big fan, I mean honestly,

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And a lot of it, you
know, takes place in an eighties mall,

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and I mean, oh, there
is no greater eighties mall than Town

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East. Oh my goodness, that's
that is true. If it was good

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enough for Vanilla I used to hang
out there, it's good enough for you.

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Yeah, it really is. When
you think about all time great malls,

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I don't think of the Mall of
America. That was a novelty.

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That's not a real thing. That's
that's a pr stunt. You want to

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talk about real, authentic malls in
America, it's Town East Mall, that's

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right. And if I can also
be somewhat biased, I think it was

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called Washington Square or Washington Park Mall
and Bartlesville, Oklahoma. That was my

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mall when I was in the single
digits as a child. And and that

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mall even after, I don't even
know if they ever stopped stop letting you

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smoke in that mall. You can
probably still smoke in that mall now.

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But that one didn't even have two
stories. It was one just flat mall.

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Yeah, Town East. Town East, on the other hand, three

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stories. Yeah. The third story
was the food court, and it was

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also featured in the movie Logan's Run. I don't know if you remember that

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nineteen seventies side. I don't remember. I don't remember the scene in Logan's

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Run where they where they go to
the weird Chinese food in the food court.

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No, but it's because I don't
remember Logan ever ordering like the number

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four at Panda Express. I like, how you think it was nice enough

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to have a Panda Express. No. Yeah, it was featured in the

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movie Logan's Run because of its futuristic
sci fi design and it's light up steeple

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that it has outside. I'm sorry, I have a hard time wrapping my

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brain around describing Town East Mall as
futuristic design. Oh it was. It

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was ahead of its time. It
knew at some point that gang members would

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be too scared to go there,
so like, but that's my that's my

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hometown of Mesquite so anyway, love
it so much. Gatton Matazarro is twenty

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today that in again he played Dustin
on Stranger Things other birthdays today was Khalifa

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is thirty five? Screw him?
What do you do to you? Black

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and yellow? Hate bleep in song? Because I hate bleeping Steelers fans.

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Oh, okay, okay, Yeah, this is a This is a trey

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working in a in a bar that
played lots of football games on Sundays.

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Coming out and man, a Steelers
fan will get on the jukebox and they

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will beat you down with that damn
song. Uh. My favorite moment with

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with was Khalifa's I was actually performed
in Dubai and I was outside and I

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took a picture of the hotel,
the Borche Khalifa, which is the tallest

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hotel for the tallest building, right, the tallest building in the world,

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and I put it next to Whiz
Khalifa's mug shot, and I said,

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the Borg Khalifa is not higher than
whis Khalifa. Well played Randy Taylor on

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Home Improvement. That's one of the
three boys that is Jonathan Taylor Thomas.

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He is forty one today, so
that'll make all of us feel nice and

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old. He was the one that
was on the covers of all the all

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the heartthrob magazines back in the nineties
when those actually still existed and he had

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somewhat of a career for a little
while and now not so much. I'm

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really sure what he's up to now. And he's not the one that constantly

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gets in trouble like domestic violence and
stuff like that. Is he? No,

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that was that was Brad. I
think that Brad, the older son.

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I think he was the one that
had those issues. Gotcha, Okay,

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yeah he was. Yeah, I
remember who you talked about. Now.

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I think he did a couple of
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big royalty and syndication stuff came in
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need to work anymore. For his
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chunk of those royalties. Other birthdays
today, Remember last week when we mentioned

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had Brian Williams done birthdays on NBC
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people would have taken him less seriously. So therefore, when he lied

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about doing and saying, or when
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covering the war, people probably wouldn't
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have been like, no big deal. And Raj, I believe it was

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your Trey when you said, yeah, had he just told us that Pink

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was thirty today, then all would
have been forgiven. Pink is forty three

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today. Wow. Yeah, that's
another another magical part of this show.

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We have a tendency to just do
things like that that are that you never

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would There's no way you can plan
for it. You just throw out a

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random name of a celebrity and the
next thing you know, it's their birthday.

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Wow, Kennedy us fifty today.
Did you know that Rolling Stone actually

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voted her the most hated MTV VJ
of the nineties. Yeah, she was

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so so bad. She was so
hard to watch. They were trying to

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I think I think she would be
what you would coin as the first Emo,

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uh, like if they had a
mascot, like if Emo was a

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high school, like Kennedy would be
in their mascot. I always figured,

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like I figured Kennedy. I didn't
know what came first or who came first,

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Kennedy or Daria, But to me, Kennedy was like Daria the cartoon

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as an MTV VJ. Yeah,
she was just so hard to watch.

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And now I think she's all like
weird, a conspiracy theory something is that

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what she does now? She's on
business. Oh yeah, she's on Fox

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News. So no, Fox Business
I think has more credibility. Okay,

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okay, I got you. I
said more, not all. Martin Freeman

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turns fifty one today. Played Bilbo
Baggins in the Hobbit movies. He's doctor

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Watson on the BBC's Sherlock. And
he's also, if I remember this correctly,

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Martin Freeman is also in the Marvel
Cinematic universe. He was in Waconda

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Forever as the CIA agent who was
in the Air Force. Oh got you?

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Okay, Yeah, And if I
remember correctly, he was also the

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only I believe he's the only white
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to actually do the Wakonda thing and
not get his ass beat for it.

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Yeah. I think if you're in
the movie, Like, if you're in

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the movie, you like the director
Ryan Googler says no, it's okay,

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you can do this, and yeah, he's still sitting like, I don't

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think I should. No. That's
when that's when you turn to the cast,

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were like, can I and they're
like, we voted, We're you're

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good, You're fine. It's kind
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I've read about a couple of times, on the set of Django Unchained,

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where Leonardo DiCaprio stops and says like
like, hawn, I don't I don't

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feel so comfortable say in the end
where this this much at, to which

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Samuel L. Jackson turned to him
and said, mfort this is just Tuesday

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to us. Yeah, I'll get
on with it. And that when when

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you know, when Samuel Jackson tells
you now get on with it's like,

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okay, I guess I got my
clearance. Yeah that's uh, yeah,

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that would work. Yeah, that's
that's when you know you can say it.

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David David Arquette turns fifty one today. At this point, I think

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he may just be best known as
Dewey in the Scream franchise. He also

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did some wrestling for a while.
He was on the show a few years

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back and and that kind of got
weird. And he did he did Courtney

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Cox. He no, No,
he married Courtney Cox. Oh, I

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know that's I thought you said.
I thought you said he dated her.

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job, his finest work. He
is also still currently a wrestler. Uh

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he does the I think it's it's
a it's a it's out of la like

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it's called Lucas something like. It's
no, not the movie, that's not

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Joe Libre. Whatever it is is
a maga form of Mexican wrestling. Yeah,

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yeah, but it's asking that it's
I think it's Robert Rodriguez who did

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like Dustal Dawn and all that.
I think it's his. I think he's

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an investor in this wrestling uh promotion
in like in California. But he's still

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like he does the extreme like extreme
wrestling where you like light bulbs and chairs

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and like gets cut up and all
that weird stuff. So Jesus, I

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think that's one of the I think
that's one of the reasons, if not

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for him just being insane. Is
what like kind of drove a wedge between

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him and Courtney Cox is because he
was doing like that weird stuff, and

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I can see how that would make
a little well, sub celebrities are making

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money, you know, doing reality
show about a soccer team or they're playing

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pickleball, and they're all making money
and doing everything. Get else. Here's

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David Arquett who decided I'm gonna be
a wrestler. Yeah. Yeah, here's

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David Arquett cutting his own face with
a broken light bulb. Yeah. See.

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You know, no, if you
just reverse that and went if you

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heard Ryan Reynolds do that, you'd
be like, man, there's something wrong.

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But then you go, David,
watch that, because my thinking is

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Ryan Reynolds will find a way to
make that damned entertaining. Yeah. But

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if you hear like, hey,
man, David Cox, David dor Qett

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just you know, smacked himself in
the face with a chair and then smashed

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the light bulb overs and you're like, yeah, right. Even T and

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Z would be like, we're not
running that. That's too obvious. Yeah.

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Brooke Burke also turns fifty one today. She's the former Dancing with the

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Stars co host. She also won
the seventh season Amy Mann Lead Singer until

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Tuesday is sixty two. David Steele
from Fine Young Cannibals and The English Beat

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is also sixty two today. Vermont
Senator Bernie Sanders is eighty one today,

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and he will he will live forever
thanks to that, thanks to that meme

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of him at the inauguration sitting there
cold legs crossed with his mittens. He

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was adorable. And finally, as
far as the living birthdays today, Willie

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Tyler is eighty two today he was
a ventriloquist of Willie Tyler and Lester.

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Oh. Yes, yeah, really, you really you know who Willie Tyler

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the ventriloquist is, but you have
not seen stranger things, goonies or Christmas

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vacation. That is correct. When
I was a wee lad and I knew

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I wanted to be in the entertainment
business. So when you were ventriloquist dummy

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size, yes, I actually went
door to door and I sold remember the

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back of the comic books where you
could go like sell stuff and you get

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points and you can get it from
like a fishing pole or a KaiA whatever

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all that stuff was. You could
get like these prizes. I got a

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ventriloquist dummy because I wanted to learn. I wanted to be in entertainment in

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some way. And I got my
dummy and they gave me the thing on

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how to do like the how to
talk without moving your lips and it was

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like, yeah, I can't do
that, and that was the end of

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my ventriloquism days. But I so
so what you're saying is, if you

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could have just mastered the speaking without
your lips moving thing, you would have

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been the Indian Jeff Dunham. Yeah, except your dummy would have been a

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white guy. Now they're just two
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Sorry, I'm just I'm still imagining
uh young Raj playing with a ventriloqousm.

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Yeah, and it was. It
was a lot of stuff that I

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sold to get a very very poorly
made like clown. It was a it

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was a clown dummy little Yeah.
Yeah, this is not now it's turning

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into a horror franchise. Yeah.
See, I have no issues with clowns.

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I think they're fantastic. I'm not
afraid of them, but they are

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creepy. They bring joy to so
many Uh not anymore, but yeah,

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that's what it had a little the
string and it did the whole the whole

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thing, and you can move the
ahead in the eyes. And then it

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had like a little instruction thing on
how you certain letters you pronounced differently because

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you can't move your lips so uh
like v's and f's and all that stuff.

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And I just couldn't. Like I
would try in the mirror, and

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I gave it. I gave it
like a solid two weeks of like every

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day like trying, and I could
see my own lips move, and I'm

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like, this is there's no way
I will be a successful entertainer. They

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will see, they will they will
not believe that it is the dummy talking.

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So I was like, I did, So what was your what was

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your dummies name? I didn't.
I didn't. I it was just clown

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because I was like, I have
to master this first before I give him

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an we can take before I could
take the stage with the routine. So

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did did you practice in front of
dog? No? Dogs had My dog

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was Dusty at the time. We
had dog names because they had personalities,

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and this was just my clown.
And I was like when I get when

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I get my act and I get
my jokes, and like I was gonna

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do the setups and he was gonna
do the punchlines, like that was the

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whole idea. That's pretty smart for
it for how old were you? I

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was eight? Was Unfortunately now,
I feel like you're just doing the same

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thing, except Trey and I are
the dummies. Actually, yes, Ty,

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no, not at all. I'll
be the poster child of it.

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But no. I was actually curious
because Rage talked about something, I think

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it was last show about it,
and I don't remember what, but talking

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about talking to your parents and saying, you know, I'm gonna do this,

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and they're like, you're you know
I'm gonna kill you? How did

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they did they? Were they supportive
of you when you told them you wanted

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to be a comedian? No,
my mother cried. My mother cried the

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same amount of tears is when I
told her that I wasn't going to med

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school. Uh, the exact same
reaction. She's like, what am I

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supposed to tell everybody? Everybody else's
kids, doctors. I was like,

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well, when they start paying my
bills, I'll go to whatever school they

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want me to go to. But
I was also working for them, so

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there was no like it's like,
hey, I want to be a comic.

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It's like cool. Make sure that
this was. I was like,

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I want to do this full time. They're like that's great. Uh,

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to make sure you're at the office
at eight thirty. And so as long

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as I did my job, I
was, it was okay for me to

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go do this quote hobby. And
it's when the hobby started taking up more

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time and started making money. Is
when my mom was like, you know,

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if you want to go part time, I was like, you gotta

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fire me, Like I gotta I'm
not coming in like I would. I

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would go to work at like,
I'd get there like ten, ten thirty.

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I would take lunch at noon and
I would leave it three that was,

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and I would just a good job. Yeah, you sound like a

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program director of a radio station if
you are. Are your parents hiring I

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was? I would, Uh,
I would? I would. I would

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have them adjust my check for the
full forty hours. Like I'm like,

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hey, you know I was still
working because we had now had cell phones.

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I'm like, I took calls in
the car and I'm like, well,

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I mean I can't prove I'm wrong. And so you were doing remote

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work before it was cool? Yeah, and I mean I was still kind

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of doing what I would like,
do my job on the way to the

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open mic. Uh, And then
like five thirty would hit and they would

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hey, can you work a little
bit extra? No, so, but

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I would, but I would still
make them give me forty hours. And

405
00:33:07.319 --> 00:33:08.759
one day my dad I was,
God, I've got there at ten thirty

406
00:33:08.799 --> 00:33:12.640
and I was leaving at eleven thirty
to go meet a buddy of mine in

407
00:33:12.759 --> 00:33:15.759
Denton, and my dad's like,
we can't. He's like, I love

408
00:33:15.799 --> 00:33:17.200
I love that you're passionate about this, but I can't keep paying you for

409
00:33:17.240 --> 00:33:20.920
this. I was like, please
God fire me. And he's like,

410
00:33:21.079 --> 00:33:23.640
he's like, how you own one
quarter of this company? And I was

411
00:33:23.680 --> 00:33:27.119
like, just take it. I
don't want it. Look he's like,

412
00:33:28.359 --> 00:33:32.480
okay, just don't don't don't tell. Your mom was like where you like,

413
00:33:32.480 --> 00:33:36.160
how you're both afraid of your mother? Yeah, and it was like,

414
00:33:36.319 --> 00:33:37.640
so get up and get dressed like
you're and he's like, and then

415
00:33:37.680 --> 00:33:40.559
go f off and go go somewhere
else and do whatever you got to until

416
00:33:40.559 --> 00:33:44.240
you're open, like and that went
for months before she's like, hey,

417
00:33:44.279 --> 00:33:46.640
you know Steve, when the old
employees like you. He said, you

418
00:33:46.680 --> 00:33:52.880
haven't been in the office in three
months, and I'm like, what,

419
00:33:53.480 --> 00:33:57.839
at least at least you knew who
Steve was. Yeah, I was like

420
00:33:57.920 --> 00:34:01.839
he I was like, he drinks
a lot. Mom. And then and

421
00:34:01.839 --> 00:34:05.480
then the walls came crumbling down and
she was just like, I can't believe

422
00:34:05.480 --> 00:34:08.159
we've been paying you every week for
the last three or four months and you

423
00:34:08.199 --> 00:34:10.840
haven't been in that office once.
I was like, I would have loved

424
00:34:10.840 --> 00:34:15.639
to have been a fly on the
wall to see the conversation that after you

425
00:34:15.719 --> 00:34:20.639
see the conversation she had with your
father after you oh yeah, oh no,

426
00:34:20.760 --> 00:34:22.280
no, We're there, like we
were both there and she's like,

427
00:34:22.320 --> 00:34:29.760
did you know about this? And
he's like what he did? He was

428
00:34:29.840 --> 00:34:32.800
legitimately like I loved it for it
because he was like he what he said?

429
00:34:32.800 --> 00:34:35.960
Don't tell your mom? And she
found out. He looked at me

430
00:34:36.000 --> 00:34:40.239
like, you know, I'm going
to throw you under this bus. It

431
00:34:40.400 --> 00:34:45.320
was like I'm then back up.
He's like, how dare you have been

432
00:34:45.440 --> 00:34:49.000
lying to us this whole time?
And I'm like, I know, I'm

433
00:34:49.039 --> 00:34:55.440
a I'm a piece of crap.
I'm just the worst. They got those

434
00:34:55.519 --> 00:35:05.360
checks cleared, but I appreciate.
I won't do it again. Speaking of

435
00:35:05.440 --> 00:35:13.639
not wanting to do something again,
a Delta Airlines flight from Atlanta to Barcelona

436
00:35:13.760 --> 00:35:22.320
was forced to turn around last Friday
after a significant medical issue on the plane.

437
00:35:22.599 --> 00:35:25.559
Is that what they're they're calling it
significant medical issue now, well,

438
00:35:25.639 --> 00:35:31.639
at least according to at least according
to USA Today, that's how they're referring

439
00:35:31.679 --> 00:35:36.360
to it for the moment, or
at least in the first part of the

440
00:35:36.440 --> 00:35:38.440
story. Is it's like one of
these words, someone out a heart attack.

441
00:35:39.400 --> 00:35:44.840
Okay, you know, it would
not surprise me if someone had a

442
00:35:44.840 --> 00:35:52.519
heart attack in the aftermath of this
situation, because it would have been a

443
00:35:52.920 --> 00:36:00.039
probably a preferred escape from the situation
or what they might have called a full

444
00:36:00.039 --> 00:36:09.559
flight. This was indeed a full
flight. So I'm going to let the

445
00:36:12.360 --> 00:36:19.199
pilot here tell you basically what happened
on this flight that forced them to turn

446
00:36:19.239 --> 00:36:24.480
around last Friday. Negative, it's
just a bio hazard issue. I movie

447
00:36:24.519 --> 00:36:28.800
benifactor who had diary all the way
through the airplane. So they want us

448
00:36:28.800 --> 00:36:34.199
to come back to Atlanta. In
case you missed it the first time.

449
00:36:35.679 --> 00:36:39.119
Negative, it's just a bio hazard
issue. I movie benifacturer had diary all

450
00:36:39.119 --> 00:36:45.119
the way through the airplane, So
they want us to come back to Atlanta.

451
00:36:45.000 --> 00:36:50.639
Wait wait, wait, yep,
yep. Did you just say wait

452
00:36:50.639 --> 00:36:54.280
wait wait? That's probably what the
passenger was saying all throughout the plane.

453
00:36:54.719 --> 00:36:58.760
Yeah, I mean that's it makes
it sound like, you know, they

454
00:36:59.079 --> 00:37:02.519
were having fun with it and running
down the aisles, and I don't.

455
00:37:02.559 --> 00:37:08.400
I don't think joy was being had
but now, which is unfortunately because you

456
00:37:08.679 --> 00:37:15.360
think there'll be at least one person
having a good time. But keep in

457
00:37:15.400 --> 00:37:21.440
mind, Trey, this was two
hours into the flight, so when he

458
00:37:21.480 --> 00:37:25.719
said we're coming back to Atlanta,
they turned the plane around to now full

459
00:37:25.800 --> 00:37:35.159
plane of diarrhea. Now is going
two hours back to Atlanta as opposed to

460
00:37:35.239 --> 00:37:38.639
the next nine hours to Barcelona.
But yeah, I can't imagine there would

461
00:37:38.679 --> 00:37:44.719
be any happy passengers on that flight
unless that flight just happened to be carrying

462
00:37:44.760 --> 00:38:00.360
the two girls from the Two Girls
One just turn around, look like bac

463
00:38:00.400 --> 00:38:09.639
Man going down the aisle. I'm
laughing, but I also need to throw

464
00:38:09.760 --> 00:38:30.400
up. You're listening to The Treehouse. Visit us online that Treehouse on air

465
00:38:30.719 --> 00:38:39.360
dot com. Time now to get
Daniel Cook from Cook DFW roofing and restoration

466
00:38:39.480 --> 00:38:45.079
into the treehouse. Yes, sir, hey, real quick, you need

467
00:38:45.119 --> 00:38:49.360
to get rog relled in on this
Oak Island stuff. Man. I was

468
00:38:49.400 --> 00:38:52.400
listening to the last podcast and I'm
telling you right now he doesn't know what

469
00:38:52.400 --> 00:38:57.199
he's missing. I know Trey dropped
out after a while too, but I'm

470
00:38:57.239 --> 00:39:00.400
just saying there's some there's some relative
belief here on Oak Island, and I

471
00:39:00.440 --> 00:39:04.079
can't wait to take a trip up
there. Matter of fact, we may

472
00:39:04.199 --> 00:39:07.800
need to take a charter up there
just to get some on island research and

473
00:39:07.920 --> 00:39:12.440
really get in meet with these guys. So you need to get roge reilled

474
00:39:12.480 --> 00:39:15.559
in. It sounds like it sounds
like I do. And then on top

475
00:39:15.599 --> 00:39:19.159
of that, it also sounds like
you want to do an entire treehouse field

476
00:39:19.199 --> 00:39:23.559
trip and do our own Oak Island
hunt. Absolutely, Dan, I think

477
00:39:23.559 --> 00:39:29.119
we need to do a treehouse episode
coming live from Oak Island. The guys

478
00:39:29.159 --> 00:39:30.960
are all over it, man,
that I can see the stars lighting up

479
00:39:31.039 --> 00:39:35.199
right now, and all we do
for an hour is just dig, just

480
00:39:35.320 --> 00:39:39.199
toiling in the dirt exactly. If
you still want to call Cook DFW roof

481
00:39:39.239 --> 00:39:45.039
you can restoration the phone number eight
three three Cook DFW the website Cook dfw

482
00:39:45.199 --> 00:39:47.559
dot com. Real quick, besides
the obvious, Daniel, you know,

483
00:39:47.679 --> 00:39:52.679
with the shingles in the yard and
a massive hole in the roof, what

484
00:39:52.719 --> 00:39:55.719
are some other signs that someone's roof
has some issues. Well, you know,

485
00:39:55.840 --> 00:39:59.440
people, if you can see the
top of your roof or around the

486
00:39:59.519 --> 00:40:01.400
edges, you need look for shingles
that may be missing, gaps or anything

487
00:40:01.519 --> 00:40:06.880
like that. Sometimes you'll see some
things around the accessories. You might have

488
00:40:07.000 --> 00:40:10.039
vents that got blown around, you
might have gutters that got dennet. You

489
00:40:10.039 --> 00:40:13.760
know, these are things that you
can possibly see from the ground, but

490
00:40:14.119 --> 00:40:15.760
majority of the time you're not gonna
be able to see a lot and that's

491
00:40:15.760 --> 00:40:20.280
what gets people really messed up with
thinking they don't have a problem with their

492
00:40:20.360 --> 00:40:22.599
roofs. So just give us a
shout. We'd love to come out.

493
00:40:22.639 --> 00:40:24.440
We're gonna get up there, we're
gonna do it safely. We'll bring down

494
00:40:24.480 --> 00:40:28.440
some pictures video whatever we find and
then we'll can go from there for it.

495
00:40:29.119 --> 00:40:31.519
And unlike Oak Island, if there's
something to find on your roof,

496
00:40:31.960 --> 00:40:38.119
Daniel Cook from Cook DFW Roofing Restoration
will find it a three three Cook DFW

497
00:40:38.239 --> 00:40:44.679
or cook DFW dot com. Visit
us online that treehouse fire dot com.

498
00:40:45.840 --> 00:40:49.559
Two one four three sixty eight thirty
eight thirty eight. That is the phone

499
00:40:49.639 --> 00:40:52.480
number to reach our friends at Brooks
Plumbing two one four three sixty eight thirty

500
00:40:52.519 --> 00:40:55.480
eight thirty eight. In speaking of
our friends at Rooks Plumbing, let's talk

501
00:40:55.519 --> 00:41:00.559
to Jacqueline L. From Brooks Plumbing
the website Rooks Plumbing Texas dot com.

502
00:41:00.039 --> 00:41:04.760
I'm besides the obvious, Jacqueline up, just get a water gushing everywhere?

503
00:41:05.039 --> 00:41:07.000
What are some signs that you may
have a plumbing issue in your home?

504
00:41:07.599 --> 00:41:13.760
I think you should go with the
five senses. Smell, site, feel,

505
00:41:14.800 --> 00:41:19.960
maybe, don't taste your plumbing.
Definitely, don't don't lick that.

506
00:41:20.280 --> 00:41:22.519
Okay, good, good to know
number one unless it's water coming out of

507
00:41:22.559 --> 00:41:25.880
the tap. But if you smell
something that's off, especially in a room

508
00:41:25.880 --> 00:41:29.960
that has plumbing. Bathroom, and
I'm not talking about running in the bathroom

509
00:41:30.000 --> 00:41:31.719
after your teenage son, but I'm
talking like if you go into a bathroom

510
00:41:31.760 --> 00:41:37.199
that you don't use ever, and
all of a sudden it has a foul

511
00:41:37.320 --> 00:41:39.760
odor, that's a symbol, a
signal that something might be wrong. If

512
00:41:39.760 --> 00:41:42.800
you go into a room and all
of a sudden, you're looking around.

513
00:41:42.840 --> 00:41:45.280
You're like, where did this mold
come from? But you don't have a

514
00:41:45.360 --> 00:41:47.800
high water bill, you can't smell
anything odd. That might be a symbol

515
00:41:47.840 --> 00:41:52.440
that something's wrong you. You at
your house that you don't live at anymore.

516
00:41:52.920 --> 00:41:54.760
We're there for a couple of weeks, and all of a sudden,

517
00:41:54.760 --> 00:41:58.159
tier I was like, oh my
god, there's a roach in a house.

518
00:41:58.320 --> 00:42:01.360
One roach, and you had a
plumbing problem. They an't seek water.

519
00:42:01.559 --> 00:42:07.639
Roaches seek water, So you I
mean, anything that's not right might

520
00:42:07.719 --> 00:42:10.559
be a symbol that there's a problem. If you think something is off,

521
00:42:10.599 --> 00:42:15.320
just give Rooks Plumbing your call.
They can help you through any and all

522
00:42:15.360 --> 00:42:19.239
of your plumbing once and needs two
one four three six eight thirty eight thirty

523
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eight. Two one four three six
eight thirty eight thirty eight at Brooks Plumbing

524
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Texas dot com. Your visit us
online at Treehouse on Air dot com.

525
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This segment of the Treehouse is brought
to you by Rooks Plumbing two one four

526
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three six eight thirty eight thirty eight. That's two one four three six a

527
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thirty eight thirty eight for any and
all of your plumbing once and needs the

528
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website Rooks Plumbing Texas dot com.
Still have a couple of other stories,

529
00:42:59.440 --> 00:43:01.360
actually got five or six, and
I know we'll never get to and I'm

530
00:43:01.360 --> 00:43:05.199
just trying to decide do we do
that. Do we do a couple of

531
00:43:05.239 --> 00:43:09.519
those? Or hery, what was
the story you were telling me about the

532
00:43:09.519 --> 00:43:15.679
other day, an SMU student getting
busted with a fake ID. I don't

533
00:43:15.719 --> 00:43:20.239
feel like that was really newsworthy.
I feel like that's just any given night

534
00:43:20.320 --> 00:43:27.159
in Dallas. It normally, yes, she would be correct. So this

535
00:43:27.239 --> 00:43:30.119
girl, and the key to the
story is she's with her parents. And

536
00:43:30.159 --> 00:43:34.679
if you're not familiar with the laws
of Texas, if you're with your parents,

537
00:43:34.760 --> 00:43:37.039
and I think it's pretty much this
way anywhere. You know, if

538
00:43:37.039 --> 00:43:39.159
you're under age, and as long
as you're in their presence, you can

539
00:43:39.280 --> 00:43:43.480
drink, you can come in whatever
I should. I wish I knew that

540
00:43:43.519 --> 00:43:45.119
back in the day. I would
have been like, Mom, come on,

541
00:43:45.239 --> 00:43:52.639
let's go. Now here's another part
of the law of in Texas.

542
00:43:52.760 --> 00:43:57.320
Under t ABC law, if a
door guy bounce or whatever, anyone,

543
00:43:57.360 --> 00:44:00.480
if they know you have a fake
ID, you can be in on the

544
00:44:00.480 --> 00:44:06.119
premises because then no one knows if
you're you know, of age, underage,

545
00:44:06.119 --> 00:44:10.159
whatever, you're not to be let
in. So dad, mom and

546
00:44:10.239 --> 00:44:14.880
dad come up with her daughter.
They asked your door guy, Hey,

547
00:44:15.079 --> 00:44:17.239
h our daughter's with us. She's
under age, but yeah, it was

548
00:44:17.280 --> 00:44:22.079
that cool. Can she come in? He goes sure, and but they

549
00:44:22.159 --> 00:44:25.280
check everyone's I D got the parents
ID check? Dad check. Mom.

550
00:44:27.199 --> 00:44:32.519
Daughter then whips out quite proudly and
gives the door guy a fake ID,

551
00:44:34.119 --> 00:44:37.800
says she's over, after they had
just had the conversation in front of her,

552
00:44:39.280 --> 00:44:42.639
saying that it's okay for her to
drink as long as she's with her

553
00:44:42.679 --> 00:44:45.320
parents. Yes. Yes, And
this was you know, it went into

554
00:44:45.360 --> 00:44:49.079
the details of yes, she can
come in and drink. They have to

555
00:44:49.119 --> 00:44:51.639
be you know, she can't,
has to be in your eyesight at all

556
00:44:51.679 --> 00:44:54.440
times, you have to order the
drinks. Blah blah blah. Yet she's

557
00:44:54.480 --> 00:45:00.480
still handed over a fake ID to
the door guy. Yes. The reason

558
00:45:00.519 --> 00:45:04.840
why I'm I'm I feel like I'm
the reason why I'm asking you these these

559
00:45:04.920 --> 00:45:09.320
questions because I want to make sure
I am absolutely clear at just how stupid

560
00:45:09.440 --> 00:45:14.559
she is. Oh no, yeah, no, it's it's every bit of

561
00:45:14.599 --> 00:45:19.239
stupid ass as you're thinking, and
literally it was like watching the dad.

562
00:45:19.280 --> 00:45:23.639
It was like watching the five stages
of grief just flash over him in seven

563
00:45:23.719 --> 00:45:30.760
seconds. It's like denial, I
can't believe my daughter is this bleeping stupid

564
00:45:31.679 --> 00:45:38.920
anger? You are so bleeping stupid? What is it? That's the next

565
00:45:38.920 --> 00:45:46.760
one, bargaining my daughter cannot be
the stupid, Please make her smarter and

566
00:45:47.000 --> 00:45:52.159
we'll go with And then just sadness
of my daughter, is that stupid?

567
00:45:53.000 --> 00:45:57.519
And then acceptance of looked at he
goes, thank god, she's pretty.

568
00:46:00.000 --> 00:46:02.800
I thought it might have been his
own acceptance by realizing I can't believe I

569
00:46:04.239 --> 00:46:07.159
sired a moron. H Yeah,
No, I think that was part of

570
00:46:07.199 --> 00:46:09.280
it. I mean I think he
probably had a hint before this, and

571
00:46:09.280 --> 00:46:14.360
this was just the cherry on top
of my daughter's a moron. Yeah.

572
00:46:14.400 --> 00:46:15.639
I feel like as a parent,
you know, if you have a stupid

573
00:46:15.760 --> 00:46:19.480
kid. Yeah, but that's when
he turned to go, how did you

574
00:46:19.480 --> 00:46:25.880
get into smu? Oh? I
think dad knows how she got into because

575
00:46:25.920 --> 00:46:30.199
I think Dad's having to pay more
than just tuition to get that idiot into

576
00:46:30.239 --> 00:46:32.679
school. Yeah. I suspect Dad
and his financial planner. No, exactly

577
00:46:32.920 --> 00:46:37.960
she got into ESTMU. You pulled
an A and M stunt at an SMU

578
00:46:37.039 --> 00:46:45.159
campus that it really is. Yeah, that's you want. You want to

579
00:46:45.159 --> 00:46:50.760
go someplace where they have that stuff
down to a science. As far as

580
00:46:50.840 --> 00:46:52.719
getting into places with fake IDs and
all sorts of things. You go to

581
00:46:52.760 --> 00:46:57.559
tech, yeah, oh, you
go to you go to to my alma

582
00:46:57.599 --> 00:47:01.000
maters, Southwest Texas. That's what
you know. If that was the case,

583
00:47:01.280 --> 00:47:05.199
if the parents would have broken out
their fake IDs at the same time.

584
00:47:07.400 --> 00:47:09.960
It's so ironic that you mentioned that, RAJ, because I had one

585
00:47:10.079 --> 00:47:15.320
fake ID way way back in the
day, and it wasn't even a fake

586
00:47:15.400 --> 00:47:24.719
driver's license. It was a fake
college ID two Southwest Texas. I'm pretty

587
00:47:24.719 --> 00:47:30.599
sure thirty two thousand students on that
campus did too. I think that was

588
00:47:30.639 --> 00:47:42.920
part of the admissions packet. It's
just here you go. It comes with

589
00:47:42.960 --> 00:47:49.760
a beer bomb. But the good
news is you can give those things to

590
00:47:49.920 --> 00:47:53.119
the to the news student at orientation, like when the parents are helping them

591
00:47:53.119 --> 00:47:57.320
move into the dorm and everything,
because parents know its Southwest Texas. They

592
00:47:57.320 --> 00:48:00.320
know of course. I'm like,
there's an our in our quad. They

593
00:48:00.360 --> 00:48:07.880
have a beautiful bronze statue of of
two horses with two Native Americans on horseback,

594
00:48:07.679 --> 00:48:15.320
Like you're gonna say, horrors,
Southwest, That's just that's hold.

595
00:48:15.039 --> 00:48:20.599
That was in front of our attorney
house. But that was difficult, but

596
00:48:20.599 --> 00:48:25.559
it was they have a display there, but it's two Native Americans on horseback

597
00:48:25.599 --> 00:48:30.239
and it's this beautiful bronze statue.
And one of the things that you got

598
00:48:30.239 --> 00:48:34.920
at orientation was like myths and sayings
and like whatever at at Southwest Texas and

599
00:48:34.920 --> 00:48:37.000
it said that if I'm not even
making this up, it said, if

600
00:48:37.000 --> 00:48:40.960
a virgin graduates from Southwest Texas State, the horses will sprout wings and fly

601
00:48:42.000 --> 00:48:54.239
away. I was like, I'm
going to school here. My mom's like,

602
00:48:54.360 --> 00:48:57.079
where are you planning on going to
med school? I'm like, do

603
00:48:57.079 --> 00:49:01.239
you think I'm going to med school? The horses just flew away. At

604
00:49:01.239 --> 00:49:05.119
that point, that's what you tell
my mom. I'll go to med school

605
00:49:05.159 --> 00:49:12.800
with those horses fly away because I've
got a better chance of getting into med

606
00:49:12.840 --> 00:49:19.039
school. I have a better chance
of showing up to med school on one

607
00:49:19.079 --> 00:49:29.039
of the horses. It's just a
total it's just like a complete alternate reality.

608
00:49:29.159 --> 00:49:37.880
At that point, Yeah, I'm
just that school that was always I

609
00:49:37.880 --> 00:49:43.119
mean and I'm not. I really
don't think I'm exaggerating when I say,

610
00:49:43.599 --> 00:49:47.000
at the time, now this is
in the nineties, fifty percent of the

611
00:49:47.039 --> 00:49:52.519
dancers at strip clubs who came from
San Marcus. Yes, and that has

612
00:49:52.599 --> 00:50:00.159
God intended it. And fifty percent
of all strippers from San Marcus. And

613
00:50:00.400 --> 00:50:06.079
one original strain of chlamydia that was
that was that was ours. We had

614
00:50:06.239 --> 00:50:09.280
suthless has five it was five guys
to everyone, five girls to every one

615
00:50:09.320 --> 00:50:16.760
guy. Uh. And then because
of those us spectacular odds and uh drinking

616
00:50:16.760 --> 00:50:22.920
and fake IDs, we had our
own strain of chlamydia. Yeah. Yeah,

617
00:50:23.119 --> 00:50:29.400
Dan, Dan looks but dumbfounded,
And I thought, I am just

618
00:50:29.480 --> 00:50:34.119
stunned. I thought you froze.
I was like, okay, I was

619
00:50:34.159 --> 00:50:36.480
like, I thought you frozen.
I was like, oh, Dan's computer

620
00:50:36.559 --> 00:50:40.559
got it. That's what happened.
Yeah, So people would come from Austin,

621
00:50:40.840 --> 00:50:45.320
and I know for fact this happened
to a couple of people that come.

622
00:50:45.000 --> 00:50:46.920
You know, it's like telephone friends
of a friend of a friend.

623
00:50:47.199 --> 00:50:51.880
So but they would come down and
party and and have a good time over

624
00:50:51.920 --> 00:50:54.320
the weekend and float the river and
meet chicks, and you know, they'd

625
00:50:54.320 --> 00:51:00.760
go back to ut or A and
M wherever they were going, and you

626
00:51:00.800 --> 00:51:04.159
know, things, things weren't weren't
going that well down south, like a

627
00:51:04.199 --> 00:51:07.679
little burning when you pete and they'd
go to there, they'd go to their

628
00:51:07.760 --> 00:51:12.119
student medical center and they'd be like, well, uh, you got you

629
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got chlamydia. But it's Southwest Texically, you gotta either we gotta get the

630
00:51:15.599 --> 00:51:17.559
I don't know if it's the antidote. I don't know how it works,

631
00:51:19.159 --> 00:51:22.920
but uh, it's like, uh, it's sort of like is it sort

632
00:51:22.920 --> 00:51:24.039
of like anti vennon, Like you
have to like go to the source.

633
00:51:24.599 --> 00:51:29.199
Yeah, I think yeah, So
you had to go to the school,

634
00:51:29.559 --> 00:51:34.679
you had to go to the Southwest
Medical Center there and get your whatever protocol

635
00:51:34.840 --> 00:51:38.320
was for that strand of committia.
So not only did Southwest Texas have its

636
00:51:38.360 --> 00:51:44.400
own strain of chlamydia, yes,
but it also had the franchise. It

637
00:51:44.519 --> 00:51:50.519
also had the monopoly of the cure
for it. Yes. Because we thought,

638
00:51:51.159 --> 00:51:55.679
well, we thought we would just
keep it in the house. We

639
00:51:55.800 --> 00:52:01.159
weren't expecting it to go rogue,
Like, we weren't expecting it to head

640
00:52:01.159 --> 00:52:06.920
over to twenty six miles up north
to Austin. We've been clearly they didn't

641
00:52:06.920 --> 00:52:09.559
go to the Buffalo Club on Sunday
night. Oh yeah, yeah, that

642
00:52:09.679 --> 00:52:14.320
was I probably that's the weird thing. I probably ran into you there if

643
00:52:14.320 --> 00:52:16.280
you we used to go. We
it was a caravan. It was just

644
00:52:16.400 --> 00:52:22.519
like, uh, like a bunch
of mine. That's what you could call

645
00:52:22.639 --> 00:52:30.719
that distance between between Southwest and the
Highway, the Clamdia caravan. It was

646
00:52:30.800 --> 00:52:35.719
just all the strippers from the Yellow
Rose and then uh then right behind them

647
00:52:35.840 --> 00:52:38.519
was just us and we'd all get
and we'd all get to the Buffalo Club

648
00:52:38.559 --> 00:52:43.559
and in downtown Austin and I'll look
at each other like you're here too,

649
00:52:43.800 --> 00:52:47.800
Like we we drove together, Like
what are you talking about? Yeah,

650
00:52:47.960 --> 00:52:52.400
but I did. I did run
into a few times. We ran into

651
00:52:52.880 --> 00:52:55.559
Sandra Bullock and her sister out there. They used to come. It was

652
00:52:55.599 --> 00:53:00.199
service industry night on it was service
industry night on Sundays, so, uh,

653
00:53:00.960 --> 00:53:04.159
the service industry. We would bring
the girls that would service the industry.

654
00:53:07.559 --> 00:53:10.280
Would it be weird if you look
at the table next to you and

655
00:53:10.360 --> 00:53:17.000
it's the Southwest Texas doctor just just
just filling up syringes like you're gonna need

656
00:53:17.039 --> 00:53:21.880
me in about three days. He's
just he just handed out business cards.

657
00:53:21.920 --> 00:53:27.400
There you go, just just pulls
open his appointment book is like you want

658
00:53:27.440 --> 00:53:35.239
to just make one how Today's age. It really be funny if you just

659
00:53:35.880 --> 00:53:38.199
some doctor put one of those video
boards that they put above a urinal just

660
00:53:38.360 --> 00:53:46.559
looking down going does it burn?
Have you been to Southwest Texas State recently?

661
00:53:49.639 --> 00:53:52.639
I think it's pretty amazing that even
in the test, that the test

662
00:53:52.679 --> 00:53:57.239
would come back not just positive for
chlamydia, but for the specific strain from

663
00:53:57.320 --> 00:54:01.239
Southwest. Trust trust me, it's
that was gonna be one of the only

664
00:54:01.320 --> 00:54:07.559
tests somebody passed. Trust me,
it's one of the only tests killings.

665
00:54:12.480 --> 00:54:15.719
You know what. I just looked
out the window and saw a horse.

666
00:54:15.760 --> 00:54:27.079
I'm gonna go. Ever, did
get to those other news stories? What

667
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