April 2, 2026

From Artemis to Spanky and The Bandit | Thursday 04.02.26

From Artemis to Spanky and The Bandit | Thursday 04.02.26
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We start off today on a high note talking about the pending launch of Artemis II and how cool the space program really is. Then, we get down to the stupid of a woman, in handcuffs, escaping out of a police car from a cracked window, the I-5 flasher who takes multitasking to a new level, energy drinks, and a man who has been arrested 98 times. Since they're in the same area, we hope they form a new duo.

LINKS:

https://www.esa.int/Science_Exploration/Human_and_Robotic_Exploration/Orion/Artemis_II

https://www.stuff.co.nz/world-news/360958993/bystander-video-shows-handcuffed-woman-escape-halfopene

https://www.oregonlive.com/crime/2026/03/serial-flasher-accused-of-public-indecency-while-driving-on-i-5-in-oregon.html

https://www.kiro7.com/news/local/thurston-county-man-arrested-98th-time/3RYESAXVPNCP5JGMJTCYC3B7CY/

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with Trey Trendholm and Jerry Caldwell. Coming up on today's show.

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If we get this far, one man's impressive amount of arrests.

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I don't want to tell you what it is yet

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because if I tell you how many it is, you'll

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want to start with that instead. But I want to

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save that because we have important stuff to get to

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here today inside the Treehouse. Also, we have information on

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the I five Flasher, a Michigan escape artist. You have

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to see to believe. But we are going to start

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today with a little bit of nostalgia and a little

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bit of current events all rolled into one big ass rocket.

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I am talking about our triumphant return to the Moon.

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The Artemis two rocket is set to blast off as

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we are recording this on April first. The countdown is

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on for the Artemis two rocket to go back to

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the Moon. I believe fly around it and then come

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back doesn't sound exciting, but it's space travel, which means

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it's really eff and hard, and I can't Jerry. I

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love your enthusiasm on this, but I don't know if

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everyone else is feeling it, because I see it on

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news coverage and stuff, but I don't feel the excitement.

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I don't know if it's if it's because all of

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our attention spans are so shortened nowadays, or there's so

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much going on that it's hard to focus on one

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major event because it feels like there's fifty major events

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all happening everywhere, all at the same damn time. It's

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hard to be like, yeah, we're going back to the moon. So, Jerry,

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based on your enthusiastic reaction, you seem to be on

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board with You're you seem to be very excited about

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Artemis two going back to the moon. Yes, what about you?

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I'm thrilled. I mean it is.

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Sorry, the look on your face said the exact opposite

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the entire time I'm talking about it.

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Well, I because you're talking about it, and it kind

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of in the same way people took the Space Shuttle

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as routine because we've been there once before. People kind

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of feel like this is routine, but it's a big

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deal and it has driven me nuts. Because the last

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Space Shuttle LA launch was in twenty eleven, so we've

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been fifteen years essentially without a space program, something that

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has kind of been a staple of our country since

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sixty one. And especially when Kennedy you know, said we're

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going to go to the Moon.

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And we all thought, man, that president's crazy.

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Yeah. But and then because but the you know, and

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even the bigger context is this is the first step

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to possibly Mars or you know, setting some even setting

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up some kind of lunar base. So yeah, you know,

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it's it's a it's a big deal and there's nothing

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routine about it, and these things can go wrong, and uh,

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but I'm very much looking forward to it. I I

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I miss like I Space Shuttle launches were so cool

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to me.

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Yeah, yeah, growing up with them. I'm with you, man,

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I loved it. My dad was you know, sort of

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a uh hobby astronomer, and we had one of those big,

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fat telescopes, you know, like diameter of a Thanksgiving dinner

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plate kind of a thing, and we'd be in the

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backyard and being in rural Oklahoma having one of those. Yeah,

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we saw some stuff. I mean, like we're counting craters

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on the Moon. I still remember how these comic going by,

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and I just got chills thinking about it in our

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backyard with that telescope, there's no ambient light out there.

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sky through this telescope and I and again, I mean,

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it's it's amazing, powerful stuff. And then this, you know,

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the Shuttle program, everything you're talking about, Trey, all of

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us watching Space Shuttle launches in school or like key

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for the Challenger flight, being kept home from schools. My

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dad and I could watch it together. Obviously I didn't

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go so well, So yeah, I mean it it's weird

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because looking at the headlines on the Artemis two launch yesterday,

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looking at the headlines yesterday for the launch today, I

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got that nostalgia feeling. It's like, oh, this feels retro,

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feels kind of cool, but still kind of like there's

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so much else going on. I don't even I don't

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even know what time the launch is supposed to be.

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Three o'clock every time, three okay, three o'clock, three o'clock

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Dallas time, Like are there are there launch parties. Is

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anyone like going to the bar or anything and doing

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Artemis to watch parties or anything, or is it just

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we're all just gonna watch it on our phone.

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I haven't made any specific plans because we're busy around here,

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but see I'm going.

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I think the other thing that's that's kind of unfair

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for Artemis is between Bezos's group, Elon Muskin's group, Richard

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Branson's group. We've seen a lot of launches just not

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you know, this one is going the distance of you know,

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lunar orbit and then coming back.

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And this one, I guess would be considered an official

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deal because it's NASA. It's not a space X thing,

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it's not a Blue Dial, Blue Origins whatever, like you said.

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It's it's an official launch. It's not the private sector, you.

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Know, right well, and and but most of those are

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in some way, shape or form in conjunction with NASA.

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Yeah you know, I mean like NASA is benefiting from

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the technology from.

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Yeah. Well, it's like everyone. It's like, you know, especially

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if eat one of Elon Musku's rockets go sideways, like

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that's expected that you know, they don't expect to launch

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every time, you know, in the beginning stages, and everything's

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going to be perfect. There it happens.

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I know.

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It's actually funny when you think about it from the

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scale of dollars invested. As a cun tree, if one

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of our rockets blows up, we're all like, oh God,

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how much did that cost? If it's one of Elon's,

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it's like, he's got it. He's fine. Now, granted there's

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a big chunk of American dollars that have subsidized his rocket,

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but it's not entirely ours.

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Well, just the reusable rocket technology that they've developed is

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huge and makes it much more affordable.

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M hm.

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The rockets on the sides that come down and they

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land point up on platforms in the ocean.

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That's beautiful.

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Oh, it's an outstanding thing. I think that's one of

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the biggest advancements in you know, space travel technology that

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have happened this century is being able to bring the

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rockets back and use them again. It's like, yeah, that's

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great mm hm. And that was started by the Space Shuttle. Yeah,

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and you would think having something come home or return

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to base it sounds simple, but then obviously the execution

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of it is something very very different. So it's very

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cool that they're able to do that. Are we getting

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like a constant live stream of this Artemis two mission?

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When they how many? How many laps are they doing

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around the Moon?

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Do we know?

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Or is one?

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I think they're going to orbit the Moon a couple

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of times.

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There's I believe there's two different orbits, and then yeah,

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they're gonna it's not long. I would say a day orbiting. Okay,

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I haven't looked at the official but I'm quite sure

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that NASA will be live streaming everything.

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On NASA Plus streaming service or on their YouTube channel.

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Okay, when you say NASA Plus, I'm like, God, did

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they also have a subscription plan? We all have one? Yeah,

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NASA plus Treehouse Plus.

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So yeah, the first one is going the first orbit

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will be practice, uh, getting the system into orbit, and

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then the second one is for the gravity sling shot

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back to Earth.

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I love it when those when those sling shot things

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that I've seen in movies happen in real life.

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M hm.

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And it's also to test the life support system of

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the Iran spacecraft.

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Got it.

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Yeah, that's I just pulled this up from the European

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Space something and it's yeah, saying something very similar to

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that that it's about testing off the life spport systems

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and all that stuff, which is all important. One of

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the great things about the space travel thing is people

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so many dumb people bitch and moan about how much

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it costs just to you know, fly around space. It's like,

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there are massive benefits and if you you know, dig

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one line deeper underneath a headline of things, you'll learn

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about all the advancements in technology that come from space travel.

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It's not just about flying around going we I mean,

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that's the reason how we have velcro, it's the reason

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why we have duct tape. I mean, all these technological

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advancements happened because we did it in space. And they're like, hey,

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we can use this at home. Like Tang and I

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had a list at one point of like all the

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everyday uses, all the advancements and products and things that

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have you know, sort of spawn from space exploration, and

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there's a lot.

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There's a lot well, and one of the biggest things

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they're working on that is not I read something that

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they think they can put it into a test run,

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but ultimately it's going to be a nuclear powered rocket

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that you know, so then you won't have the need

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for refueling.

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Right, gotcha.

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It's basically an ion drive that's being powered by uh

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fusion Core. Basically, we are so smart.

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I feel like we should do the Companion podcast for NASA.

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The only downside is is sometimes I'm such Look, look

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I'm I. I like to think I'm slightly optimistic but

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operate more as a realist. But I'll be honest with you,

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there are times that I don't want to be on

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this planet anymore because I feel like sometimes I'm just

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surrounded by a bunch of morons. Present company excluded. I

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easily could have said included.

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But I did, and I wouldn't.

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I wouldn't have make argument.

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Yeah, yeah, but you guys are among my favorite people.

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It doesn't matter how stupid we are. We're all friends,

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so you know, we're we good. But I think we

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all can kind of relate to that where it's like

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you look around some days you're just like, am I

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the only smart one around here? Especially if you're on

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six thirty five or something. But the other biggest news

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that I can't get away from today, besides the artemist two.

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Launch is the is this escape artist that police in

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Michigan tried to arrest keywords there escape artists police tried

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to arrest. This is This is an amazing feat. You know,

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have you ever heard the phrase ninjas don't exist? Yeah,

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they won't beat the fuck. Look, here's the longer version.

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Here we go, so hell yeah, I don't know. So

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here we have Muskegan Heights Police. This woman's just been arrested.

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She's in the back of this SUV squad car and

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kind of like a dog. You have the rear passenger

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window rolled down all most just halfway so she can

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get some air instead of using it to breathe. She

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sees that as an escape patch, so she starts to

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maneuver her way through the window. And so when this

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video starts, and this guy's recording, what's an excellent play

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by play, By the way, she's already chest and head out.

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So she's already got her boobs through the window and

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into the outside.

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I don't tell him nothing, I'll say.

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Now she's shimmying. She looks she looks like a sort

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of like an inch worm, crawling her way out of

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this car window, wearing all black.

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Sweats, I will have a physics question here in just

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a moment.

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Fair enough, and keep in mind, I just want to

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set the stakes here here if if you're not thinking

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about it, if she she it is a very real

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possibility that she loses her any sort of core strength,

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gets tired, and then just falls out of this car

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window and face plants the concrete beneath. So this is

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a very dangerous thing. And she's handcuffed behind her back,

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right right leg is out, right leg is out, and

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then using the fender, the rear fender, she puts her

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right foot on the fender for just a little bit.

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Of less there.

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What the hell is she hanging on with right there?

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I think it's a left boobs. I think it is.

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I think it's her left boob is somehow hanging on

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to that windows edge, because now she's swinging the left

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leg out of the car window. Maybe the inside part

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of her thigh is kind of clenching the top edge

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of that window. I don't know, because here she looks

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like like the Karen version of Spider Man. Can I

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ask one question, Yeah, we're sure this is real, this

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is from you, This is from USA today. Okay, does

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anyone not find it funny that there's a bif Alicia

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sign hanging up top. How did I miss that? Oh

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my god, look at that? Why Trey, it's B why Felicia?

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So it's by. This is like maybe she's outside of

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a hair salon, so like hair by Felicia. Well it's

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B Why Felicia. I mean you could have gone with

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B I Felicia. Thank you Trey for pointing that out.

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That's one of the things I had not noticed yet

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about this video. That's beautiful, bless you, sir. So here

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she is and now she's out. I don't know how

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she's not falling here, because now her entire body is out.

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It looks like maybe.

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Her left elbow is giving her just enough leverage.

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Yeah, maybe it's somehow hanging on that halfway down rear

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passenger window. And then once her feet hit the concrete,

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there she goes.

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This is.

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Oh and she go running off into the distance down

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the street, hands behind her back, not a police officer

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in sight.

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That is damned impressive.

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That's oh yeah, yeah, golf clap that.

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Not not.

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That? Huh.

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What I'm just I'm stunned by, first of all, the

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unmitigated gull to actually like think that maybe I can

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get away with this, and then she does. And then twice,

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when you're watching her crawl out of there, she stops

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and she's looking to see where they are. And one

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time she sees them a little bit and she just pauses.

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She's just hanging on the side, just still and waiting

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for her chances to move. It's like her core stream.

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You must be able to bounce quarters off her midsection.

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Man, Yeah, she's probably got some serious workout gear underneath

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those sweats. A woman who shimmied out the rear window

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of a police cruiser while handcuffed and then fled over

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the weekend has been arrested. Muskegon County Prosecutor DJ Hilson

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identified the suspect, who was rearrested Tuesday as Kendra Ainy,

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thirty eight years old. A bystander captured cell phoned video

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on Saturday of a woman climbing from a half opened

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window of the Muskegon Heights police vehicle while officers looked

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through an SUV that she had been a passenger in.

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So I guess while the arresting officers are rummaging through

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her vehicle conducting their investigation, assuming She's fine and not

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going anywhere, So to me, this should only be part

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one of the video. I want to see part two

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when the officers get back to the car and are

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looking around, like where's she go. The video, which was

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posted on social media, showed the woman first poking out

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her head and upper torso. She then squeezes her legs

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and feet through, drops to the ground, and runs away

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along her residential street. Police set in a Facebook post

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that an officer on patrol saw a vehicle parked outside

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in abandoned business. I wonder if the abandoned business is

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the Bye Felicia that Trey noticed. The driver was identified,

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but the officer was unable to get the identity of

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the woman at the passenger's seat fingerprints scanner used to

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confirm who she was. Officer learned she was wanted on

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a parole violation warrant, so they arrested her. Then she

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made her getaway as they're looking through the vehicle.

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Beautiful, that's a crazy bitch.

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I just pulled up her mugshot. That's a redhead. Crazy.

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That's it. I'm looking for, oh man.

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So when I saw this video, I started to wonder, Trey,

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I know your affection for crazy women. But I also

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know that you're now in a serious relationship with a lovely,

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lovely woman. But when you watch this video and you

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see this crazy woman crawl her away out of a

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police cruiser while handcuffed, showing amazing body control, be honest,

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does this turn you on a little bit? Does this

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give you the flutter? Is your cradar going crazy?

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If I was single, I'd be on my way, bail

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pocket going Come on, baby.

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three three Cook DFW or the website cookdfw dot com. Jerry,

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you guys have a ton of work that you're in

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the middle of, trying to clean out the house, doing

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all those things that you have to do when a

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loved one, you know, leaves this plane. Have you had

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your roof checked? Not yet, but it does on the list.

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I know it gets it. Yeah, it absolutely does. So

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give give our lovely folks at COOKDFW Roofing Restorational call

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A three to three cook DFW. All right back inside

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the Treehouse. I'm Dan, along with Trey and the aforementioned Jerry.

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We're going to go from going back to the Moon

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to the back of a police car to one of

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our newer features Inside the Treehouse, called laugh or Death.

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Grammatically it's very incorrect, but I don't care because it

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sounds good and there. I can't think of any other

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better way to say it yet, and until I do,

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we're calling this laugh or death. I'm going to tell

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you guys about that. I'm not going to A news

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reporter out of Oregon is going to tell you guys

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about the ifive Flasher. But as you hear this news report,

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keep in mind, if you laugh, you die.

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Dubb the ifive flasher, for exposing himself to women while driving,

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is facing new charges. Oregon State Police arrested Charles Porter

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last week after a woman says Porter drove up next

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to her on I five near Woodburn. She says he

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was watching porn on a tablet, then started masturbating while

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trying to get her attention.

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She tried to get away, trying to speed up, and

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then he's spat up with me. I was trying to

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slow down.

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He slowed down with me. I was in the left lane,

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so it's like I can't really go into the median

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and there was no way for me to get around

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his car, and it's like he purposely had me trapped.

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Porter has multiple convictions of indecent exposure in Washington State

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and Texas, including one involving a child. He's due back

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in court this week.

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All right up until the very end, there am I

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the only one? Am I the one going to the deepest,

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darkest corner of hell on this? Because I get about

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thirty seconds into this and I just stopped. I just

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start giggling. Because it's bad. It's a serious crime. I

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understand that. On the flip side, as she's describing the

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circumstances that happened to this woman on the highway, I

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can't help but giggle at how ridiculous it is that

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there's a grown man watching porn while he's driving, going

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up next to people, going like hell, like that, see that,

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you see the porn on much look at this now?

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And I got we we we.

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And then he's chasing her with it as it's just

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it sounds like some sort of really jacked up Looney

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Tunes assault.

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I have to be honest, I mean, just the it's yes,

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it's sick and dirty, but it's also impressed. I'm talking about.

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Multitasking exactly the dude starts in the car jerking off

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and trying to get her attention.

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Huh and navigating porn sites.

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Yeah, I mean you might have had that one book marked,

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you know, I think, yeah, but you still got to

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hit play.

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Well, that's true.

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And if you're trying to show her from the next

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car over what cool scene you're watching, you're gonna you

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may have to like move the cursor back a little

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bit and stuff.

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It's maybe it's prehensile.

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Look at it this way. I'm going to replay this, okay,

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I'm just just the early parts. Or listen to what

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she says when she's describing the event. Forget the fact

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that this is one guy in a car and a

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woman in anther their car. Just imagine this is you

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and your significant other on a Friday night after a

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couple of you know, hits of something or a couple

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of glasses of wine, and you're just feeling silly and

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a little horny. I mean, who hasn't chased their wife

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around the house with the weenie out.

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A man dubbed the Ifi Flasher for exposing himself to

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women while driving is facing new charges. Oregon State Police

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arrested Charles Porter last week after a woman says Porter

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drove up next to her on I five near Woodburn.

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She says he was watching porn on a tablet, then

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started masturbating while trying to get her attention.

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Ah ah, again very bad.

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But tried to get away, trying to speed up, and

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then he's spat up with me.

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I was trying to slow down. He slowed down with me.

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I was in the left lane, so it's like I

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can't really go into the median and there was no

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way for me to get around his car, and it's

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like he purposely had any trapped.

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Again, this is bad. However, I also see I also

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see relationships lash couples videos online a lot where it

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shows the guys like going up behind their wife and

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smacking her on the butt and doing all these little

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flirty things that guys are very very very known for

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that sometimes women don't like and other times if you

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didn't do it, they'd be mad. Now, granted, it's different

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because you have some sort of implied consent there.

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But.

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I mean, was the guy like in a miata or

469
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is it a self driving tesla or is it you know,

470
00:27:45.559 --> 00:27:48.160
his dick so big it's like the autopilot from airplane.

471
00:27:48.200 --> 00:27:49.319
It inflates it. It's like.

472
00:27:51.519 --> 00:27:54.720
I got this, yeah, because.

473
00:27:54.720 --> 00:27:55.839
That's that's a lot.

474
00:27:56.279 --> 00:27:59.160
It really is. If it's that big, it should also

475
00:27:59.160 --> 00:28:01.279
wear a hat, sunglasses.

476
00:28:01.279 --> 00:28:04.880
At least a market or something modic to see the road.

477
00:28:06.079 --> 00:28:07.920
You don't what me glare you got? You got the

478
00:28:07.920 --> 00:28:08.759
Google waters on?

479
00:28:12.599 --> 00:28:16.480
I mean there there is part of me and I say, like,

480
00:28:16.599 --> 00:28:20.160
it's just like, all right, hats off to you, because

481
00:28:20.160 --> 00:28:21.480
that's a lot.

482
00:28:21.720 --> 00:28:22.160
Mm hmmm.

483
00:28:23.240 --> 00:28:26.160
I'm with you. So I again again, this is bad.

484
00:28:26.480 --> 00:28:28.720
This is bad. Okay, I feel like I disclaimed it enough.

485
00:28:28.759 --> 00:28:31.200
Now let's go back into the absolute absurdity of all

486
00:28:31.200 --> 00:28:34.519
of this. Let's flip this around on just one one

487
00:28:34.559 --> 00:28:37.880
part of it. Let's say you are the one driving

488
00:28:38.240 --> 00:28:40.119
and this guy comes up next to you and he's

489
00:28:40.160 --> 00:28:43.279
doing all these things. He's like he's somehow managing to

490
00:28:43.480 --> 00:28:45.960
show you poring on the tablet as he's as he's

491
00:28:45.960 --> 00:28:49.519
spanking it while driving and getting your attention, pointing out like, hey,

492
00:28:49.599 --> 00:28:51.039
look at what I'm doing. Look what I got. You

493
00:28:51.079 --> 00:28:55.400
want some of this? And if I'm on the receiving

494
00:28:55.559 --> 00:28:57.799
into that, I think I might be with you, Trey.

495
00:28:57.839 --> 00:29:01.279
I'd be like you know, I've seen a lot of

496
00:29:01.359 --> 00:29:04.240
road rage incidents, but I've not seen it in this form.

497
00:29:05.000 --> 00:29:06.880
And then I'm going to go down the list. In

498
00:29:06.880 --> 00:29:09.000
my head, it's like, that's really impressive how he's doing

499
00:29:09.039 --> 00:29:11.319
all those things at the same time while driving.

500
00:29:12.039 --> 00:29:13.599
Right, My first thought is.

501
00:29:15.640 --> 00:29:20.160
Exactly, I'd like, just pull up your phone and start recording,

502
00:29:20.359 --> 00:29:22.680
not so much for evidence, but just so you're like, man, I.

503
00:29:22.680 --> 00:29:24.720
Got nobody believe this unless they see it.

504
00:29:25.119 --> 00:29:29.880
That's right. This needs to go in the Smithsonian. This

505
00:29:29.920 --> 00:29:33.519
guy needs his own exhibit. He's gonna he's kind of

506
00:29:33.519 --> 00:29:34.799
into that, so I think it would work.

507
00:29:34.960 --> 00:29:37.759
I yeah, I mean it sounds like this guy should

508
00:29:37.759 --> 00:29:38.960
have a Vegas residency.

509
00:29:42.799 --> 00:29:45.519
It's like that commercial with the guy who had like

510
00:29:45.559 --> 00:29:48.319
he's playing like sixteen instruments all at the same time.

511
00:29:48.759 --> 00:29:50.720
Yeah, I mean, at least this guy has to play drums,

512
00:29:50.759 --> 00:29:52.680
because you're talking about having four things going at the

513
00:29:52.680 --> 00:30:01.799
same time. I mean, it's I mean, let's be honest.

514
00:30:02.559 --> 00:30:07.240
I the fact that if you're not at least for me,

515
00:30:08.279 --> 00:30:11.279
if I'm you know, spanking the monkey, there's some concentration

516
00:30:11.440 --> 00:30:13.640
involved the fact that this guy can do all that

517
00:30:14.359 --> 00:30:17.160
and still yeah.

518
00:30:16.559 --> 00:30:18.799
No, you're right, because if I'm if I've involved in

519
00:30:18.799 --> 00:30:21.599
that activity, I'm kind of focused. Me, I'm kind of

520
00:30:21.799 --> 00:30:26.359
I'm living in the moment. Now. The downside of this

521
00:30:26.559 --> 00:30:29.960
is while you got a guy watching porn on a tablet,

522
00:30:30.240 --> 00:30:34.559
spanking it, trying to get other driver's attention to show

523
00:30:34.599 --> 00:30:37.680
them what he's doing. What he's watching all while driving

524
00:30:38.559 --> 00:30:43.160
is now completely redefined multitasking to me. So now anytime

525
00:30:43.240 --> 00:30:45.680
I'm on LinkedIn and if I happen to see in

526
00:30:45.720 --> 00:30:48.759
someone's profile or a job posting that says we need

527
00:30:48.799 --> 00:30:51.240
a multitasker, it's like they mean, if I can't do

528
00:30:51.279 --> 00:30:55.400
the job while jerking off, then I can't get it.

529
00:30:55.519 --> 00:30:57.559
At least it gives Jack of all trades a new meeting.

530
00:31:08.319 --> 00:31:09.839
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542
00:31:53.240 --> 00:31:58.279
Well done, well done. On one hand, there are times

543
00:31:58.440 --> 00:32:03.079
that I really miss all of us being in the

544
00:32:03.079 --> 00:32:06.200
same studio to do the show. On the other hand,

545
00:32:06.960 --> 00:32:10.599
doing it remotely from three completely different locations is really

546
00:32:10.599 --> 00:32:15.839
convenient most of the time. Today, however, is not one

547
00:32:15.839 --> 00:32:20.480
of those days, because as Tara and I are on

548
00:32:21.000 --> 00:32:24.160
as Tara and I are on Saint John right now,

549
00:32:24.160 --> 00:32:27.720
we're in our crash pad. So I'm inside doing the

550
00:32:27.759 --> 00:32:29.920
show with you guys, and she's on the other side

551
00:32:29.960 --> 00:32:34.799
of this wall outside on the patio doing her wedding

552
00:32:34.839 --> 00:32:38.000
planner work. Calls in a very professional manner, and she

553
00:32:38.079 --> 00:32:40.680
had to send me a text, baby, please be a

554
00:32:40.720 --> 00:32:49.359
little quieter. You've said jerking it like twelve times awesome,

555
00:32:53.200 --> 00:32:59.400
but wait there's more. H I said, sorry, and then

556
00:32:59.440 --> 00:33:04.039
she responds between that and the guy outside here hoking.

557
00:33:04.160 --> 00:33:09.559
Lougi's not super professional. Now, all I can think of

558
00:33:09.640 --> 00:33:12.720
as the person she's on a call with, not being

559
00:33:12.720 --> 00:33:15.640
able to see these things, but hearing some guys spitting

560
00:33:15.680 --> 00:33:18.119
at another guy say jerking at a bunch and she

561
00:33:18.279 --> 00:33:22.240
must have no idea what's going on outside of that camera.

562
00:33:24.079 --> 00:33:27.160
So I'm going to do something really irresponsible, and that

563
00:33:27.359 --> 00:33:30.880
is I'm going to open up the Celsius Energy Dream.

564
00:33:34.599 --> 00:33:37.400
But please help remind me that if we start getting

565
00:33:37.440 --> 00:33:40.960
into more tawdry talk to, you know, just try to

566
00:33:40.960 --> 00:33:48.200
be a little quiet about it. Us. That being said,

567
00:33:48.599 --> 00:33:49.920
let's do some birthdays.

568
00:33:55.960 --> 00:33:56.559
Oh that's cool.

569
00:33:57.480 --> 00:34:02.880
What flavor you got there? This is oh, just the orange.

570
00:34:03.759 --> 00:34:05.599
There's a new one. It's a mango. It's like a

571
00:34:05.640 --> 00:34:08.079
mango lemonade or something I think is my new I

572
00:34:08.079 --> 00:34:10.719
think it's a mingo lemonade or a mango passion fruit,

573
00:34:11.199 --> 00:34:14.199
one of those two or that and the tropical vibe.

574
00:34:14.199 --> 00:34:18.239
Those are my favorites, which, by the way, I think

575
00:34:18.360 --> 00:34:22.599
the show sometimes will have Celsius ads thrown in it

576
00:34:23.840 --> 00:34:27.000
because they're big on digital advertising, and some of the

577
00:34:27.039 --> 00:34:30.440
ads I've heard from Celsius, like the ads are actively

578
00:34:30.480 --> 00:34:34.440
promoting like too Celsius a day, like one's a woman

579
00:34:34.960 --> 00:34:39.199
saying like wake up Celsius, run twelve miles and then

580
00:34:39.280 --> 00:34:41.039
later in the day still got to meet the girls

581
00:34:41.039 --> 00:34:43.679
to go dancing. A second Celsius and then there's another

582
00:34:43.719 --> 00:34:47.440
one with a guy similar situation, where he's talking about

583
00:34:47.440 --> 00:34:50.000
having like a morning Celsius in an afternoon Celsius. I

584
00:34:50.039 --> 00:34:52.280
can already see Trey's head shaken back and forth because

585
00:34:52.280 --> 00:34:55.519
he knows you don't need too Celsius a day, And

586
00:34:55.559 --> 00:34:59.239
I'm surprised their attorneys are letting them promote that, because

587
00:34:59.400 --> 00:35:02.719
it if you don't know, you need to look at

588
00:35:02.760 --> 00:35:06.000
the label of the energy drink you're drinking, because Celsius

589
00:35:06.079 --> 00:35:09.000
has like three times as much caffeine as a monster.

590
00:35:11.599 --> 00:35:16.159
I a huge fan of Celsius, but I can't drink

591
00:35:16.199 --> 00:35:19.320
I can't drink him anymore because, yeah, especially you do

592
00:35:19.360 --> 00:35:21.400
you do two today? Holy crap?

593
00:35:21.800 --> 00:35:24.519
No, I drink half a can? I am good? I

594
00:35:24.559 --> 00:35:25.280
am so good.

595
00:35:25.719 --> 00:35:30.760
Yeah that's really all you need. But yeah, usually I

596
00:35:30.840 --> 00:35:34.400
only I usually only have one when I just like

597
00:35:34.639 --> 00:35:38.360
need it, or like today, it's just like I'm just

598
00:35:38.400 --> 00:35:42.159
kind of craving like a carbonaviord Carbonavid Jesus, maybe I

599
00:35:42.199 --> 00:35:45.400
shouldn't drink it, a carbonated tasty beverage if you know.

600
00:35:45.920 --> 00:35:48.920
Do you know what's funny? A complete side note because

601
00:35:49.119 --> 00:35:50.599
this was I can't even remember if we ever talked

602
00:35:50.599 --> 00:35:54.199
about this on the show. But uh so, I had

603
00:35:54.199 --> 00:35:57.400
never had a Seltzer white Claw truly anything like that.

604
00:35:57.760 --> 00:36:02.800
Then White Claw came out with a zero alcohol one

605
00:36:03.000 --> 00:36:08.960
that actually has electrolytes and everything else. Incredibly refreshing, kind

606
00:36:08.960 --> 00:36:14.960
of nice, right, Yeah, I mean, I don't get I

607
00:36:15.039 --> 00:36:17.679
understand why they'd be very popular around the pool, especially

608
00:36:17.719 --> 00:36:20.800
with girls. Everything else a lot better than beer. Totally

609
00:36:20.840 --> 00:36:26.480
get that. Why people were, you know, waiting in line

610
00:36:26.519 --> 00:36:30.480
for them. No, they're not that great, but nothing.

611
00:36:30.559 --> 00:36:33.159
Yes, yeah, I'm with you there. Yeah, that's that's a

612
00:36:33.159 --> 00:36:36.440
little more than that's a little farther than I would go.

613
00:36:37.800 --> 00:36:40.800
But yeah, the White Claw, the Seltzers, a lot of

614
00:36:40.800 --> 00:36:43.280
them are actually really really tasty.

615
00:36:44.880 --> 00:36:47.320
It's very reminiscent of thirty years ago with Zema.

616
00:36:49.159 --> 00:36:52.079
Yeah, but even thirty years ago, the like those drinks

617
00:36:52.119 --> 00:36:55.239
like Zema and smirnoff Ice, smearnoff Ice actually kind of

618
00:36:55.280 --> 00:36:58.199
went mainstream for a little bit. Zema was always kind

619
00:36:58.239 --> 00:37:00.599
of an offshoot that people would still kind of turn

620
00:37:00.679 --> 00:37:03.239
their nose up at. It was great for girls, it was.

621
00:37:03.320 --> 00:37:06.159
It was a high school kids, high school girl beverage

622
00:37:06.239 --> 00:37:11.000
kind of thing. But those didn't hit the mainstream the

623
00:37:11.039 --> 00:37:14.800
way that these seltzers have, man, I mean every every

624
00:37:14.920 --> 00:37:18.239
company has a seltzer, Like all the bud all the

625
00:37:18.599 --> 00:37:21.519
all the beer companies, Budweiser, they all have. They all

626
00:37:21.519 --> 00:37:23.880
feel the need to have a seltzer in addition to

627
00:37:23.920 --> 00:37:29.000
their beer line. I'm assuming it's the same in Texas

628
00:37:29.000 --> 00:37:30.559
as it is here in the Islands, because in the

629
00:37:30.559 --> 00:37:34.280
Islands we're kind of at the forefront of h relaxing

630
00:37:34.320 --> 00:37:39.360
beverages because it's a vacation place, right the sun Cruisers

631
00:37:41.159 --> 00:37:45.400
or what's the other It's like the it's like the

632
00:37:45.480 --> 00:37:49.840
tea meat Seltzer's. It's not Mike's hard lemonade. It's it's

633
00:37:49.880 --> 00:37:51.960
not the it's kind of like the iced tea drinks

634
00:37:51.960 --> 00:37:55.480
with the sun stuff on the can. Mm hmmm. Does

635
00:37:55.519 --> 00:37:58.400
that sound familiar at all to you guys? Yeah, cruise

636
00:37:58.440 --> 00:38:00.440
and now that's rum.

637
00:38:01.280 --> 00:38:01.360
No.

638
00:38:01.480 --> 00:38:05.159
These these are like tea based summer seltzer with tea

639
00:38:05.199 --> 00:38:07.800
and some are just like flat tea. But it's like

640
00:38:07.800 --> 00:38:13.239
a raspberry lemonade, you know. Different. No, I'm really surprised

641
00:38:13.239 --> 00:38:13.920
you guys haven't.

642
00:38:13.719 --> 00:38:16.480
Heard this sun Cruiser iced tea vodka.

643
00:38:17.039 --> 00:38:22.480
Yep, Okay, yeah, those things are huge here. In fact,

644
00:38:22.480 --> 00:38:24.320
I was picking up breakfast yesterday and one of the

645
00:38:24.320 --> 00:38:28.119
boat captains we know he came in went straight to

646
00:38:28.159 --> 00:38:30.480
the refrigeration. This is at nine am, went straight to

647
00:38:30.519 --> 00:38:33.039
the refrigerator, grabbed a sun Cruiser, popped it and just

648
00:38:33.039 --> 00:38:35.239
started and just sat there and drank it while he

649
00:38:35.280 --> 00:38:36.639
was waiting for the line to go down so he

650
00:38:36.639 --> 00:38:41.519
could order breakfast. We have a lot of alcoholics here

651
00:38:41.559 --> 00:38:45.760
as well. Anyway, The sun Cruiser, like the iced tea

652
00:38:45.840 --> 00:38:49.599
vodka things are very popular here. Okay, Trey, we hit

653
00:38:49.599 --> 00:38:56.519
me with a new sounder again, please show. This episode

654
00:38:56.559 --> 00:39:00.719
will drop Thursday, April second, two thousand twenty six, so

655
00:39:00.840 --> 00:39:04.159
that is the date of the birthdays that we will

656
00:39:04.159 --> 00:39:07.760
share with you today, turning sixty five years old today.

657
00:39:07.840 --> 00:39:12.920
Christopher Maloney from Law and Order SVU fame. If you

658
00:39:13.039 --> 00:39:18.400
have never seen Christopher Maloney in anything silly, because he's

659
00:39:18.440 --> 00:39:22.519
mostly known for his dramatic stuff on SVU, go watch

660
00:39:22.599 --> 00:39:23.960
any comedy that he is in.

661
00:39:24.039 --> 00:39:25.119
He is hysterical.

662
00:39:26.639 --> 00:39:28.360
I saw one with him, and now I'm drawing a

663
00:39:28.360 --> 00:39:29.360
blank on which one it was.

664
00:39:29.440 --> 00:39:33.800
But yeah, you're is it wet, hot American summer where

665
00:39:33.840 --> 00:39:36.360
it's like all these adult people at camp and he's

666
00:39:36.440 --> 00:39:39.360
like the camp Cook. I think that was it. I

667
00:39:39.400 --> 00:39:40.119
saw that on Netflix.

668
00:39:40.400 --> 00:39:43.480
No, it was something so good.

669
00:39:44.800 --> 00:39:47.519
Veep. It's Veep. I know you watched Veep, didn't you.

670
00:39:47.559 --> 00:39:50.960
No, No, this was some It was a random movie.

671
00:39:51.000 --> 00:39:53.880
It was like him and he was like a detective.

672
00:39:53.920 --> 00:39:55.639
But there was I can't remember if he was like

673
00:39:55.679 --> 00:39:59.800
an animated it was like something he could only see,

674
00:40:01.599 --> 00:40:04.079
but it was. It was funny.

675
00:40:06.199 --> 00:40:09.159
Trust me on this. Go watch anything comedy that has

676
00:40:09.239 --> 00:40:12.679
Christopher Maloney in it. He is really really good. And

677
00:40:12.719 --> 00:40:16.639
if you've watched Veep, he plays the Veep Julia Luis

678
00:40:16.719 --> 00:40:21.840
Dreyfus's personal trainer, slash Lover for a handful of episodes.

679
00:40:21.920 --> 00:40:24.760
Really really good. Oh, this is one of my favorite

680
00:40:24.760 --> 00:40:28.840
birthdays to read. Clark Greg is sixty four years old.

681
00:40:29.239 --> 00:40:32.440
Clark greg is famous for a few different things. Number one,

682
00:40:32.639 --> 00:40:35.119
Jerry you probably know him best and Trey you as

683
00:40:35.119 --> 00:40:39.400
well as Agent Colson in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Okay.

684
00:40:40.280 --> 00:40:44.360
He's also famous now for being the ex husband of

685
00:40:44.480 --> 00:40:47.559
Jennifer Gray of Dirty Dancing fame. They were married for

686
00:40:47.599 --> 00:40:50.320
a very long time and actually they just recently got divorced,

687
00:40:50.400 --> 00:40:53.199
like the last couple of years and One of my

688
00:40:53.280 --> 00:40:58.119
favorite did you knows about Clark Greg is that he's

689
00:40:58.159 --> 00:41:00.599
a very well rounded talent. Did you ever see the

690
00:41:00.639 --> 00:41:05.039
movie What Lies Beneath with Harrison Ford and Michelle Pfeiffer.

691
00:41:07.840 --> 00:41:11.840
Yes, the Frozen Pond or there.

692
00:41:11.719 --> 00:41:14.519
Is a boat in some water involved in a drowning. Yeah,

693
00:41:14.519 --> 00:41:16.679
so it's the one where he's cheating on Michelle Pfeiffer

694
00:41:16.719 --> 00:41:18.679
with a student of his and then he kills her

695
00:41:20.639 --> 00:41:25.679
and then she starts haunting things. Anyway, Clark Greg wrote

696
00:41:25.679 --> 00:41:30.320
that movie and that was That was like the early

697
00:41:30.360 --> 00:41:33.679
two thousands, So Clark Greg wrote that movie then went

698
00:41:33.719 --> 00:41:36.800
on to become Agent Coulson, all while being married to

699
00:41:36.880 --> 00:41:43.800
Jennifer Gray. The dude has it going on. There was

700
00:41:43.800 --> 00:41:47.199
something else on that as well. Now I'm brain farting it,

701
00:41:47.280 --> 00:41:50.760
but happy birthday to Clark Greg sixty four years old today.

702
00:41:51.599 --> 00:41:55.760
Michael Fastpender is forty nine. This is another one of

703
00:41:55.760 --> 00:41:57.920
those guys known for a ton of things X Men

704
00:41:58.000 --> 00:42:02.079
that he's Magneto in the Offshore of X Men. He

705
00:42:02.159 --> 00:42:03.840
was also I think he was in the movie Hung

706
00:42:04.000 --> 00:42:08.280
or something like that, or because he apparently he's massively endowed.

707
00:42:10.559 --> 00:42:14.239
He was also the blonde Spartan in three hundred. He's

708
00:42:14.239 --> 00:42:19.000
the one that says when the Xerxes emissaries says, our

709
00:42:19.119 --> 00:42:23.400
arrows will blot out the sun. Michael Fassbender's character's responses,

710
00:42:23.400 --> 00:42:26.920
then we'll fight in the shade. Jesus Christ, I know

711
00:42:26.960 --> 00:42:29.519
too much stuff. Jesse Plemons is thirty eight. Do you

712
00:42:29.519 --> 00:42:30.039
know who he is?

713
00:42:32.920 --> 00:42:34.360
I recognize the name, but I can't.

714
00:42:35.400 --> 00:42:38.559
Okay, did you see the newer movie from a twenty

715
00:42:38.599 --> 00:42:44.559
four Studios called Civil War with Kirsten Dunst. Okay, did

716
00:42:44.639 --> 00:42:49.679
you see Jungle Cruise with the Rock and Emily Blunt. Yes,

717
00:42:50.880 --> 00:42:54.800
he was the German guy. He was the bad guy.

718
00:42:54.800 --> 00:42:59.360
That's Jesse Plemons. He's also married to Kirsten Dunst. They

719
00:42:59.440 --> 00:43:03.400
live in Tech because he's from Texas, like like north

720
00:43:03.599 --> 00:43:06.519
and like west of thirty five, like in weird parts

721
00:43:06.519 --> 00:43:10.760
of Texas, like they pop up in like Stephenville or something.

722
00:43:10.800 --> 00:43:14.800
Sometimes he's also the bad guy in the movie I

723
00:43:14.840 --> 00:43:20.039
told you to see Trey called Begonia. Oh that's the

724
00:43:20.079 --> 00:43:21.480
other thing I was going to say about what lies

725
00:43:21.480 --> 00:43:25.360
beneath Trey. If Brandy has not seen What Lies beneath,

726
00:43:25.440 --> 00:43:29.840
highly recommended. That's a great, great, great scary, but not

727
00:43:29.920 --> 00:43:32.559
a slasher movie. So it's a good date night movie.

728
00:43:34.280 --> 00:43:37.480
And same for you, Jerry So Jesse Pleman's thirty eight

729
00:43:37.519 --> 00:43:44.199
years old. Dion Sanders is fifty nine today.

730
00:43:44.400 --> 00:43:45.280
Is he still coaching?

731
00:43:46.920 --> 00:43:52.840
I don't know. I think so. I think so. It's

732
00:43:52.880 --> 00:43:54.760
weird because he's one of those guys. I don't follow

733
00:43:54.840 --> 00:43:57.880
sports as closely as I used to, but when I do,

734
00:43:57.920 --> 00:43:59.239
when I like, if I'm at the gym and I'm

735
00:43:59.239 --> 00:44:01.159
looking up at the TV or something and I see, like,

736
00:44:01.159 --> 00:44:04.320
what's going on on the sports channel, I usually around

737
00:44:04.320 --> 00:44:06.519
this time of year see something about Dion maybe taking

738
00:44:06.559 --> 00:44:09.519
an NFL job or maybe not. I don't think there's

739
00:44:09.559 --> 00:44:12.760
any talk of that right now. But no, there was

740
00:44:12.840 --> 00:44:13.599
last year.

741
00:44:13.559 --> 00:44:17.960
Well, when he first came to Colorado and he obviously

742
00:44:18.000 --> 00:44:21.360
brought great talent with him, and all of a sudden

743
00:44:21.400 --> 00:44:24.480
everyone was like, oh my god. And then they started

744
00:44:24.519 --> 00:44:27.880
off great and then just kind of fizzled out. And

745
00:44:27.920 --> 00:44:33.480
then last year without and I forget the other kid's name,

746
00:44:33.480 --> 00:44:37.159
but obviously his son Shador, but they have the the

747
00:44:37.239 --> 00:44:40.880
kid that was the two way player. Uh, that's just

748
00:44:41.480 --> 00:44:46.440
one of it was just amazing athletes. But yeah, I'm

749
00:44:48.800 --> 00:44:54.000
college coaching is a lot of work, not just it's

750
00:44:54.039 --> 00:44:58.440
not football recruiting being one, and he doesn't like recruiting,

751
00:44:58.480 --> 00:45:00.920
and he's far more tries to do it through the

752
00:45:00.920 --> 00:45:03.920
transfer portal and just doesn't seem like he can do it.

753
00:45:04.519 --> 00:45:07.880
He is still currently coaching at the University of Colorado Boulder.

754
00:45:08.840 --> 00:45:13.039
Yeah, the to be a successful college football coach, you

755
00:45:13.119 --> 00:45:16.159
can't just be a good football coach. You also have

756
00:45:16.239 --> 00:45:19.800
to be a really good salesman. And one could argue

757
00:45:20.280 --> 00:45:23.119
that you would probably need to be a better salesman

758
00:45:23.199 --> 00:45:24.800
than you need to be a football coach.

759
00:45:25.880 --> 00:45:30.079
Oh, you you need to be. Mac Brown is the

760
00:45:30.519 --> 00:45:36.800
ultimate example of good football coach, not great, but great

761
00:45:36.800 --> 00:45:44.519
CEO of the football program. And and you know, parents

762
00:45:44.559 --> 00:45:50.119
loved them, kids loved him, and he had a way.

763
00:45:51.199 --> 00:45:56.119
I want your instant reaction to this information I'm going

764
00:45:56.159 --> 00:45:58.639
to share with you. If I was to tell you

765
00:46:00.039 --> 00:46:04.239
a man in Washington State has been arrested ninety eight times,

766
00:46:04.840 --> 00:46:05.599
what's your reaction.

767
00:46:13.119 --> 00:46:14.960
There's a big problem with our justice system.

768
00:46:18.119 --> 00:46:20.119
Yeah, I mean, I'm kind of with you. When I

769
00:46:20.239 --> 00:46:23.440
first saw a headline like man arrested for ninety eighth time,

770
00:46:24.360 --> 00:46:26.400
I thought that has to be a typo or this

771
00:46:26.480 --> 00:46:29.400
has to be a fake story. There's no way this

772
00:46:29.480 --> 00:46:31.920
can be real. I have verified this on no less

773
00:46:31.920 --> 00:46:40.320
than fifteen news sites. Thurston County, Washington, a Thurston County

774
00:46:40.320 --> 00:46:43.320
man was in jail Monday after being arrested for the

775
00:46:43.480 --> 00:46:47.480
ninety eighth time. The sheriff says to man is a

776
00:46:47.519 --> 00:46:53.679
four time convicted criminal with twenty seven prior misdemeanors. This

777
00:46:53.760 --> 00:46:57.679
guy's got a pretty good attorney. This time, he allegedly

778
00:46:57.760 --> 00:47:00.639
led officers on a high speed chase through Olympia, Washington,

779
00:47:00.639 --> 00:47:04.599
after stealing thousands of dollars worth of merchandise from multiple stores.

780
00:47:04.880 --> 00:47:06.920
Deputy say the man and a woman in the truck

781
00:47:07.000 --> 00:47:09.599
with him were also involved in a theft just three

782
00:47:09.679 --> 00:47:12.599
days prior, where they were not apprehended, so they're on

783
00:47:12.639 --> 00:47:15.920
a spree. On the night of the man's ninety eighth arrest,

784
00:47:17.800 --> 00:47:20.280
deputies spotted the truck heading north on I five Hey

785
00:47:20.320 --> 00:47:24.280
another I five reference it's two on one show in Olympia,

786
00:47:24.320 --> 00:47:27.599
and before even activating their emergency lights, the truck started

787
00:47:27.639 --> 00:47:30.719
to speed off. Deputies chased after him, but quickly stopped

788
00:47:30.719 --> 00:47:33.920
after an unsuccessful pit maneuver as the trucks as the

789
00:47:33.960 --> 00:47:38.039
truck sped into downtown Olympia. The truck began blowing through

790
00:47:38.039 --> 00:47:41.920
intersections into Lacey, Washington. Deputy say, so they called off

791
00:47:42.440 --> 00:47:45.679
the chase out of safety concerns for the public. A

792
00:47:45.719 --> 00:47:48.599
short time later, the truck was found abandoned, and so

793
00:47:48.760 --> 00:47:52.639
deputyes say they quickly found the pair walking in the neighborhood.

794
00:47:52.800 --> 00:47:58.760
Both suspects taken into custody at gunpoint. And then it

795
00:47:58.800 --> 00:48:03.840
gets better. Just when you thought being arrested ninety eight

796
00:48:03.920 --> 00:48:09.639
times couldn't get any stranger, it does. While searching the

797
00:48:09.679 --> 00:48:13.000
suspects truck, deputies say they found thousands of dollars worth

798
00:48:13.039 --> 00:48:18.320
of stolen merchandise from numerous businesses. Additionally, the suspect had

799
00:48:18.360 --> 00:48:22.079
and I quote, a custom bong built into the dash

800
00:48:22.119 --> 00:48:24.960
of the truck so he could comfortably smoke drugs while driving.

801
00:48:25.440 --> 00:48:25.840
A man.

802
00:48:26.400 --> 00:48:32.840
I mean, that's bad, but but I mean a tip

803
00:48:32.920 --> 00:48:35.039
tip of the hat to use there. I mean, look,

804
00:48:35.079 --> 00:48:38.679
if you've been arrested ninety eight times and you're not

805
00:48:38.880 --> 00:48:42.480
in prison, why the fuck wouldn't you have a car

806
00:48:42.599 --> 00:48:44.440
bong right there in the dash.

807
00:48:44.679 --> 00:48:46.519
It clearly it has a sign like he's on any

808
00:48:46.519 --> 00:48:50.079
form of probation because usually there's drug testing involved.

809
00:48:50.800 --> 00:48:53.719
Again, I need to know who this guy's lawyer is,

810
00:48:53.800 --> 00:48:56.920
because that's the guy I want doing anything ever, if

811
00:48:56.960 --> 00:48:59.880
I ever get arrested for anything, because my god.

812
00:49:02.719 --> 00:49:07.360
That that I mean. Go for your goals, man. Everybody

813
00:49:07.400 --> 00:49:10.000
wants to be known for something. I tried to do

814
00:49:10.079 --> 00:49:13.679
all of them in one as opposed to doing multiples.

815
00:49:13.719 --> 00:49:15.960
You know, I had twenty two moving violations, acting all

816
00:49:16.000 --> 00:49:18.559
at once, many of which had gone to warrant when

817
00:49:18.559 --> 00:49:21.880
I got picked up a couple of hundred gallons of

818
00:49:21.960 --> 00:49:23.480
legos in the trunk of the car that I got

819
00:49:23.480 --> 00:49:25.960
pulled over in. You know, you just I was just

820
00:49:26.000 --> 00:49:29.280
trying to do all of it at once. But you can,

821
00:49:30.760 --> 00:49:31.320
I guess, you.

822
00:49:31.239 --> 00:49:34.800
Know, try and do it that way.

823
00:49:35.239 --> 00:49:39.920
You're a you're a you're a lego felon. I mean

824
00:49:39.960 --> 00:49:45.119
they were mine, I owned them. Oh okay, hey, Sorge,

825
00:49:45.119 --> 00:49:46.880
we got we got a weirdo here. He's got a

826
00:49:46.880 --> 00:49:47.960
bunch of legos in the back.

827
00:49:48.960 --> 00:49:50.760
When he opened the trunk and looked in there and

828
00:49:50.760 --> 00:49:53.639
saw the legos in the back, everything the whole situation

829
00:49:53.800 --> 00:49:57.440
softened immediately, And.

830
00:49:56.159 --> 00:49:58.480
He was lucky it softened because you step on one

831
00:49:58.480 --> 00:50:01.679
of those legos one time and you'll you'll register those

832
00:50:01.679 --> 00:50:02.719
as deadly weapons.

833
00:50:02.800 --> 00:50:03.280
Oh I know.

834
00:50:07.599 --> 00:50:09.840
So if the guy gets to one hundred arrest, does

835
00:50:10.119 --> 00:50:10.960
he win something?

836
00:50:11.400 --> 00:50:12.760
Right? I think he card?

837
00:50:13.239 --> 00:50:15.320
Yeah, No, I think Trey's right. I think would you

838
00:50:15.400 --> 00:50:18.079
because he's he's going to get it. He's going to

839
00:50:18.079 --> 00:50:19.880
get it. It's clear it has to be.

840
00:50:19.840 --> 00:50:21.280
A goal, right.

841
00:50:21.440 --> 00:50:25.280
Has someone contacted the Guinness Book of World Records team?

842
00:50:25.599 --> 00:50:25.920
Have we?

843
00:50:28.800 --> 00:50:33.079
I mean, look, it varies by state, and I don't

844
00:50:33.119 --> 00:50:36.119
know all of what his arrests have been for, let

845
00:50:36.119 --> 00:50:39.320
alone all of his convictions. It said before it was

846
00:50:39.360 --> 00:50:42.599
twenty seven misdemeanors that he's actually got on his record

847
00:50:42.880 --> 00:50:47.480
out of ninety eight arrests. But like, if you have

848
00:50:48.679 --> 00:50:50.639
it's like the three strikes you're out rule, right, Like

849
00:50:50.679 --> 00:50:52.920
in Texas if you get three d uys and like

850
00:50:52.960 --> 00:50:56.760
you're in prison pretty much for life. I think there's

851
00:50:56.800 --> 00:50:58.840
a similar law at the federal level. If you do

852
00:50:58.920 --> 00:51:01.599
something three times thing off to prison you go pretty

853
00:51:01.639 --> 00:51:05.239
much forever. But you know, state laws are very different.

854
00:51:06.199 --> 00:51:08.679
But to break the law ninety eight times, well, to

855
00:51:08.840 --> 00:51:11.719
be suspected of breaking the law ninety eight times, being

856
00:51:11.800 --> 00:51:16.400
arrested ninety eight times and they only they only hung

857
00:51:16.440 --> 00:51:19.679
something on him like twenty eight percent. That's a great

858
00:51:19.719 --> 00:51:21.159
percentage man, that.

859
00:51:26.119 --> 00:51:31.400
I've I mean feels like a state might want to

860
00:51:31.400 --> 00:51:34.559
look at their laws and go, we might have might

861
00:51:34.599 --> 00:51:35.519
need to tighten these.

862
00:51:35.360 --> 00:51:37.000
Loopholes a little bit.

863
00:51:38.599 --> 00:51:43.559
This guy sure can thread a needle. Yeah, the sheriff says.

864
00:51:43.599 --> 00:51:46.800
The driver is a four time convicted felon for numerous thefts,

865
00:51:46.880 --> 00:51:51.639
twenty seven prior misdemeanor convictions, and ninety seven prior arrests.

866
00:51:52.199 --> 00:51:54.199
And then earlier this week he was back in jail

867
00:51:54.239 --> 00:51:57.519
for the ninety eighth time, this time on charges of

868
00:51:57.559 --> 00:52:02.239
dui eluding and possession enough narcotics. You know what, based

869
00:52:02.280 --> 00:52:05.840
on these charges, I feel like this this might keep

870
00:52:05.880 --> 00:52:07.800
him from making it to one hundred arrests because he

871
00:52:07.840 --> 00:52:09.960
may be he may be away for a very very

872
00:52:10.000 --> 00:52:13.960
long time. Oh wait, hang on next paragraph. Deputies say,

873
00:52:13.960 --> 00:52:16.760
once he's released from Thurston County Jail, he'll face charges

874
00:52:16.800 --> 00:52:18.800
for why why are they letting him out?

875
00:52:20.119 --> 00:52:21.599
Well, he's clearly not a flight risk.

876
00:52:24.360 --> 00:52:26.239
Well not not if you give him back his car.

877
00:52:26.320 --> 00:52:26.519
Bong.

878
00:52:28.000 --> 00:52:31.320
I think you've got to put him and and and

879
00:52:31.320 --> 00:52:38.400
and the the freeway spanker, the I five Flasher Uh

880
00:52:38.480 --> 00:52:43.119
huh yeah, I mean just the dynamic duo.

881
00:52:43.960 --> 00:52:48.119
It really is just terrorizing. The I five corridor through

882
00:52:48.239 --> 00:52:52.760
Washington and the entire Pacific Northwest on I five is

883
00:52:53.000 --> 00:52:58.440
just riddled with their crimes. Between the I five Flasher

884
00:52:58.480 --> 00:52:59.960
and the I five bong Rip.

885
00:53:01.440 --> 00:53:05.000
Yeah, oh yeah, man, they need to do like some

886
00:53:05.000 --> 00:53:07.320
live stream collab stuff and just.

887
00:53:09.519 --> 00:53:15.639
Yeah, this at the start of a gang. This is

888
00:53:15.679 --> 00:53:17.320
like Sons of Anarchy.

889
00:53:16.880 --> 00:53:20.039
I five Spanky and the bandit.

890
00:53:20.960 --> 00:53:29.840
Yes, he's bounded down, baby.

891
00:53:31.440 --> 00:53:39.360
Uh my heart is full of joy and pride Tray speaking. Well,

892
00:53:39.360 --> 00:53:41.159
I know what I'm doing this weekend. I'm gonna work

893
00:53:41.159 --> 00:53:43.880
on a T shirt. Oh that's not where I thought

894
00:53:43.920 --> 00:53:46.960
you were going with that. Where did you think I

895
00:53:47.079 --> 00:53:53.840
was going? Pacific Northwest? Oh wow? Oh man? All right

896
00:53:53.880 --> 00:53:57.079
for all thanks Treehouse, Treehouse on air dot com. If

897
00:53:57.079 --> 00:53:59.599
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901
00:54:09.239 --> 00:54:11.760
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902
00:54:11.880 --> 00:54:17.440
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