Where Tiger Went Wrong, And It's Not What You Think | Tuesday 03.31.26

0:00 Want more Treehouse, check out our YouTube exclusive shows at YouTube dot com slash at Treehouse on air. It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Dan O'Malley along with Trey Trenholm coming up inside the Treehouse today. It's going to be a hell of a week. I can tell already. I know that because I feel like, despite some outstanding headlines last week, I feel like we have a contender to dethrone last week's headline of the year. So last week's headline of the year was quadruple amputee Cornhole champion arrested for murder while driving. I still feel like that's going to be the winner of twenty twenty six. But I did not expect there to be a contender for best headline so soon after it. That will come up later on the show.

1:06 Along with the glorious return, the triumphant return of birthdays inside the trees House. Yeah, birthdays. Since no one asked, we decided to bring them back. Actually, to be fair, one person asked. It was Trey, and I was all too willing to say, yeah, bro, let's do it. Also, old man problems, We're going to get into a couple of those today, but first we are going to start with a separate old man problem and that's Tiger Woods, or should I say the Adventures of Tiger Woods from Friday today, because. Buddy, it's been a lot.

1:48 He's had himself a hell of a weekend. Yeah, just going through the headlines that came out starting Friday afternoon via TMZ, Tiger Woods arrested for dui after rollover crash in Florida. Well, and just before that, it was very weird. It was just Tiger you know, Tiger Woods involved in you know, some say major accident. Press conference later and it's like a right, so you're not saying how he is doing, which. I automatically was like, all right, Yo, he got in some trouble.

2:30 Yeah, Tiger Woods involved in rollover crash in Florida. Sheriff speaks out on Tiger Woods dui arrest. Tiger Woods mugshot released after dui arrest. Tiger Woods released. From jail after rollover crash. Tiger Woods looks pissed in new photos as he leaves jail after dui arrest. It's a fine line between pissed and just really hungover. Tiger Woods receives major support from golf fans wearing his mugshot. Did you see that? I did not. There's a bunch of guys, a standard standard golf bro fare.

3:12 They print. They printed t shirts with. His mug shot with the hashtag free Tiger. Here. I'll show this to you. They got their. They got their michelob ultras there and they're on the course given full support, like yeah, free Tiger baby. And can I just say, any day that you have a mugshot taken is not your happiest day, and it's usually one of your worst photos. I don't know from personal experience, but I've known a number of people who have had mugshots and from what I've seen, not their best photos. It's not one that they typically turn into their profile photo. Despite my begging, completing Tiger Wood Circle reportedly expresses concern over his arrest. Tiger Woods reportedly, ooh, this is my favorite part. Tiger Woods reportedly won't hire a driver due to privacy concerns. This is not a new thing. Whenever someone that is rich and famous gets nailed for a duy or gets in a car crash related to a dui.

4:28 One of the most sensible things that all of us who are not rich and famous say, is you hire a driver, you can afford it. You can absolutely afford your own personal driver. Why are you driving around, especially if you're drinking or in the case of Tiger Woods, maybe something else, because Tiger blew a zero point zero zero or on the breathalyzer, but he shrewdly rejected the ur analysis. So since he didn't, that's when they said, Okay, well, now you're under arrest for the dui. Which yeah, this, this wasn't booze. I mean this, Uh, he has had and it's dude, lives in a lot of pain, and so I am sure he takes too many probably painkillers m hm. And you know, and some of the pains golf, some of it is his own doing and some of his escapades in his thirties of like trying to be a navy seal.

5:36 Why why did he do that? Even at the time, we were all wondering, why are you working out like that? We're all for doing it for health and fitness, but dude, you're playing golf. There's no need for you to work out like a freaking navy seal. There's no reason for you and even Navy Seal workouts aren't just you know, it's not just powerlifting and such. It's actually a lot of you know, distance type stuff. I mean, it's grueling, hours long's workouts. Like it doesn't it doesn't carry over to the world of golf. But he wasn't just doing Navy Seal workouts. He was working out with the Navy Seals like he had somehow gotten special permission to work out with them in their training courses. I mean, it's you know, it's really it's hard to figure out, you know, what was going through his head. I have, you know there and there have been a number of books and everything else trying to figure Tiger Wood's out. You know, is this what happens when you're groomed to do one thing and then you do it and.

6:45 And you're like, what's next? And uh, you know, there's some people think he's got some major depression other issues that you know, some of these recks are like I remember one of the RECs, I think it was the one that cat California that he hurt himself. You know, they were saying the speeds he was going, what he was doing. That's someone who's you know, borderline trying to kill themselves. And that's the other thing too. So with this most recent arrest in Florida, that would be his second DUI in Florida. Now the crash you're talking about that happened in California, I don't think he was ever charged with any sort of a dui thing, and that's in.

7:30 That he was. I believe he was actually on the way to a tournament. But speaking of the driver thing, I did see this headline. I don't know if it's true or not. I know he does date Trump's ex daughter in law, Don Junior's ex wife I believe is his girlfriend. Okay, And I did see a headline that said Secret Service will not allow him to drive Trump's grandkids around anymore. Well, I think we know why. Yeah, But because. Here's the thing, because duy is aside. Let's say that he's because he's been arrested now for two duys, but he's been involved in at least three car wrecks. At a certain point, we just need to ask the question, is he a bad driver? And if the Secret Service doesn't want him driving around anyone with a Trump name in it, then.

8:21 That's that's good enough. For me, I kind of feel like Florida might should should look at that and say, maybe you don't need a driver's license. I mean, you're a danger to the people of this community. And no offense. And this is. A certain level of celebrity I understand. But Tiger woods a is I've never I have looked at his net worth. I'm sure he's a billionaire. And especially now, you could find an ex Secret Service agent that you know to be your driver, that will will keep his mouth shut, and you can buy secrecy.

9:03 You absolutely can. It's very affordable. Yeah, all, because you're right, you find yourself. It doesn't even have to be a retired Secret Service agent. You can go find a current Secret Service agent and then just say how much would you like to work for me? And that's it. And guess what he or she will keep your secrets? You know how? I know it's in the freaking name Secret Service. Yeah, and you're right. It's President Trump's ex daughter in law who was once married to Don Junior. Yeah, and that's the she. She has since come out, According to rumors and anonymous sources.

9:46 The rumor is that she told Tiger you got to get your act together. Well, and it's her daughter that is. I think her name's Kai. That's the excellent. I mean, I don't know if she's on the LPGA, but I believe she's headed that direction. And so now, on the heels of everything that has happened, Tiger Woods is addressing the question that a lot of people have been asking, well, why doesn't he just get a driver? He cares a lot about his privacy, at least according to People magazine. The magazine cites an anonymous source who claims Tiger will not hire a private driver because he doesn't want anyone to watch over him or know what he's doing. That should translate to I don't want someone telling me not to do this stuff I want to do, which, by the way, you can buy.

10:40 That as well, or knowing how much I do it that too. Look, money can buy you lots of things, lots of awesome, amazing, beautiful things, including secrecy, privacy, and no judgment. Oh and yes, men are actually pretty cheap. Yeah I'll do it for yeah, low six figures. Yeah, low six figures. I got you, Tiger. I will keep your secrets, there will be no judgment. I won't write a book, I won't leak a photo. I got you, and I got you so good that I'll make sure you get from the course to the bar, to the dispensary, to the whorehouse.

11:25 Wherever you want to go. Low six figures. I got you. No one will know, No one will find out. I will not tell a soul. I won't even tell Tiger. No. If he asks me the. Next day, if he rolls over and is like, man, what happened, I'm not even gonna tell you. Worst thing will happen. You hired Dan and I both call you Bernie Woods, and no matter what state you're in, we'll. Get you there. Yeah. Yeah, weekend at Bernie's three is shaping up really nice. Bernie Shoots.

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14:59 Okay, when you get the dribbles. They're saying for overall hygiene purposes, not just for the dribbles, which are a real thing when you hit a certain age, but for many people, hygiene routines operate on autopilot. We learned early, repeated daily, and rarely revisited these habits and their shape more by habit and culture than by updated medical guidance. So this is this is starting to shift now. Some doctors are highlighting a small but overlooked detail in men's hygiene. Medical experts say that using toilet paper after urination may help reduce irritation, odor, and certain bacterial risks.

15:49 Even minor residual moisture can contribute to discomfort over time, especially in warmer conditions or with prolonged wear. Whatever that means, the point is not co lexity, but awareness, small adjustments that compound into better overall hygiene. The broader takeaway. The broader takeaway sits beyond a single habit. Social norms often define what feels necessary or excessive, and once a routine is established, it tends to go unquestioned. I am guilty of that. I love a routine. I am a creature of habit. If I anything not necessarily how I go pee, If I do anything in a routine, I am set that way, and for me to change it will take an act of God. Especially if I don't have to think about it. If it's just muscle memory something that I do, I'm doing it. I'm on autopilot, good to go, and I kind of prefer if I don't have to think about everything. Health behaviors are not fixed. They evolve, but only when people stop assuming routine equals optimal.

16:59 Did they say, I mean, does this have a circumcised versus non circumcised component? This they don't mention cut or uncut. It does stand to reason that if you are uncut, you need to have a cleanliness regimen. Yeah, there's some stuff in there that needs to get out. Uh, but I have never. I've never associated, you know, a little dribble here or there with some major health crisis. Well the famous last words there, Trey. I mean, you know, looming prostate issue. Sure, but not a cleanliness.

17:46 As you can imagine, if you're scrolling social media and you see a headline that says, doctors say men should use toilet paper after peeing, it's going to garner more than a few reactions. So I've decided to share with you some of those, because sometimes you you see a headline or you see a thing on social media and you can't get to the comment section fast enough. One of the one of the one of the common phrases is I broke both ankles running to the comments on this, and I did, and I snapped one achilles. Maybe two.

18:26 Doctors say men should wipe after peeing. I use the guest towels. Another commenter says, be a man, wipe it on the guy next to you. So, Trey, if you when you see this headline, are you trying to then put this into your daily routine? Are you going to start wiping after peeing because medical experts say you should? And if so, what's your method going to be? Are you gonna wipe it on the guy next to you? Like this guy in the comment section says. Yeah, no, uh, And I don't really consider I don't even really have a big problem with the dribbles, so I'm not.

19:13 Uh. This has just never been something that's been overly concerning. My first thought is, so are you supposed to carry some toilet paper with you, because if you're at a urinal, there. Is none, thank you. That's that's something that a lot of the other men pointed out very logically, by the way, is that there's not exactly a toilet in public bathrooms. There's not a toilet paper dispenser next to the urinals. Just not gonna happen. It's impractical to go from the urinal into the stall to get some toilet paper to wipe up, So this would have to be an at home thing, or you're gonna have to bring your own. I also like this guy's method of cleaning up after peeing. He says, no, he's not gonna wipe after peeing, He's just gonna swing it like a propeller.

20:01 Helicopter method. Always good. Mm hmm. That's it's a it's a version of air drying. About saying or the next phase of this is, uh, you know the dice and piece of penis dryer that. Yeah, they put a blower on the side of the urinal divider and you know, just. Give you wean a blow dry mm hmm. So that's my method. That's what I commented on here. I said, I shaken. Bake, you blow on it. No, I said, I shaken bake, you shake it and then you put it under the hand dryer for the bake.

20:46 Or you could go with this guy named Christian. His uh suggestion was just sit when you pee, then the tip is already underwater, very clean. Some of us don't have that problem. Or the the water depth in your bowl is just too high. I don't really know. And then there's Sam in the comments who brings up a very salient point and I've heard this before. But I'd forgotten it until now. If you shake it more than three times, you're just playing with yourself. Hadn't heard that one a long time. Yeah, but that's true if you're if you're in a public restroom and the guy next to you is shake it at more than three times, Yeah, he's not shaking, he's.

21:29 Working. I just. There's some scientists that got paid for this. That's probably, I mean, all the things going on in the world and things we need, this is what you know ultimately, I'm sure tax dollars went to is uh, you know men need to dry there. I mean, what exactly is the health crisis going on here? Are there? Are there a bunch of of men walking around with sickly penises? Perhaps, and maybe there's reason why, because you know, it's the cleaner it is than the less likelihood you are to spread infections to others, maybe lower risks of UTIs and other things. And if you're really concerned about whether or not you know you should clean up after up, you could also go with this suggestion just dropping your junk in the sink and giving it a Turkish bath.

22:27 You imagine walking in the men's room in a public place and you see kuys of this joke in the scene, just washing away like it's a bird bath. I mean, they making another version of dude wipes that you know aren't huge that. I mean, I'm sure there's an industry and there's money to be made with this, but I've. Not sure which way to go. Yeah, it's not going to be from me, because I look, I know I should say I don't care what people think. But if I'm sitting on a yacht that's like ten million dollars one day and someone asks me, is like, so, how'd you make your millions, I'm and I'm the guy that created the little dude wipes. I'm gonna lie and say it's like drugs or I'm a gun runner or something.

23:12 I'm not gonna say it's because I invented the weenie wipes for after you pee. No, And I just don't see that. Of all the scenarios I see where you know, I'm laying in a bed and a doctor comes in and says, well, you know, had you just not drank for twenty five years? Or I just don't see him saying had you just wiped your pecker? I don't see that as the thing I'm gonna go down going damn. Yeah, I hope that's not what gets me. Yeah, that's u. And not only like you were saying, it's like someone funded this research, right, Not only that, but the doctors that did their research somewhere they have parents that are sitting back seeing what their kids doing with that medical degree, and they're thinking, I can't believe I paid for medical school and this is what I'm getting out of it.

24:07 Come on, man, go cure cancer or Yeah. Here's the other thing that's gonna happen is there's gonna be some stupid gen z swats that are gonna decide, you know what, start using hand sanitizer. Yes, consider us part of the manosphere. That's exactly what you need to do. If you want to be a real alpha male, you and you want to clean junk, you get in there with some purel cleaning. Up real nice. Make sure you get some in the p hole. That's right, it's you and the clavicularietis guy right in there with the purel. Like a man. Yeah. So let us know.

24:52 One guy's tried this, by the way, he said, never again. Every time I use the toilet paper, I touch my dick with it, I get so bricked up. I luck in the paper, or this one might actually be my favorite. They already invented the bidet, now we get the bedung. You want to see that tam new ad.

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26:19 Back inside the Treehouse, I'm Daniel Malley along with Trey Trendholm. This segment is brought to you by Treehouse Plus, Ultimate Treehouse and Superplus did a kind of Backwards? Are brought to you by our Patreon. Go to Patreon dot com slash Treehouse on Air. You could choose from three different subscription levels, including Treehouse Plus, Superplus and Ultimate Treehouse. To get all the stupid go to patreon dot com Slash Treehouse on Air if you want more Treehouse in your life. Proven that'll make your life better, So go do that. Today Patreon dot com Slash Treehouse on Air making its triumphant return Inside the Treehouse, it's time for birthday. We'll do the birthdays on the date of which we released the episode, so that is today, Tuesday, March thirty first, twenty twenty six. Don't hold me to it. Birthdays today.

27:16 Ewan McGregor, star of Star Wars, Moulin Rouge, and a bunch of other stuff. Train spotting Today is his birthday? Tight? Did you say how old he was? It was interesting. I saw two different things. One said he was which I can't believe. That's correct. One said he was born in sixty four, which would make him sixty two. Then I saw another one said he was born in seventy one, which would make him fifty four. That seems hang on, Yeah, fifty five, I guess that would make it a lot more. That seems one more reasonable.

27:56 Yeah, unless he was a you know, Dominican. Pitch Yeah, with no birth certificate. Yeah, like I don't. Little League World Series. Yeah, I'm right here. Sure, I throw ninety and I look forty, but no, I swear to God, I'm twelve. My family's here to support me. Yeah, and they go to the stage. You're expecting mom and dad. No, it's his kids. Other birthdays today, Christopher. Walkin the legend. When you think of Christopher Walkin, when I tell you it's Christopher Walkin's birthday, what do you think of? What do you identify the most with Christopher Walkin?

28:44 Is it a roll? Is it his voice? Is it his dance moves in the Moby video Fat Boy Slim, Fat Boy Slim, my bad, my bad, My apologies to Fat Boy Slim. Yeah, I honestly I think of that music video. Is the first thing that comes to mind. I'm with you, all his stuff. Probably second is you know, gonna need more cow bell? Oh? Yeah, yeah, the Third Watch, Third. Watch, the Paul fiction, the Watch story.

29:29 Oh gotcha? Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm with you. I think of when I think of Christopher walking I think of his dance moves in Weapon of Choice by Fat Boy Slim. And not just because of the dance moves, but because of the name of the song weapon of choice. That's also that the choice I make if I was to ever be presented with a duel and one side gets to choose the weapons, my weapon of choice would be a dancing Christopher Walking because you'll be so goddamn distracted at whatever he's doing, I'll be able to get you. And it was way after the fact I learned that he actually was a dancer.

30:11 Yeah, the man got his start in dance and then he toned it down to act. I'm with you more. Cow Bell is up there. As far as things that I think of when I think of Christopher Walking, I also think of he has one of the great setups in movie history, and that is in the Denzel Washington movie Man on Fire, because when they go to Christopher Walking and he's talking and he's saying, what's going to happen, and he has this incredible speech that basically kicks off the third act of the film, and he says about Denzel Washington's character, he's painting his masterpiece, like, oh gotta get chills so good other birthdays.

31:02 I haven't seen that movie in so long. That's a that's a rewatch that deserves every single time you rewatch it? Yeah, the prophecy, but then what was the other one? Uh? Suicide Kings where they've got him strapped to the chair and as a mob boss. That's a great movie. So many, so many great lines from Christopher walk into that. Oh. Other birthdays today from Cheers fame Reapearlman. You ever tried to think of her and Danny DeVito having sex? Why? Why would I do that? Do you hate me?

31:43 Why would you try to put that image in my brain? They're married? But yeah, I'm married. Do you think about me having sex? They just. I mean it'd be it'd be a more pleasant image than you know, Danny DeVito and Rea Pearlman. But do I owe you money? No? It's just you know, two little, tiny, tiny people, Danny DeVito. Working up a sweat. I don't think it takes much of him. I don't think so either. Other birthdays today A C d c's Angus Young Today is his birthday from Bleachers, as well as a producer for Taylor's Swift Jack anton Off. Today is his birthday al Gore. Al Gore is celebrating a birthday today. I imagine he'll fly his private jet to a keep Keep the world green conference to celebrate you.

32:43 Ever looked up his net worth? I have not. I'm not really I know it's a lot. I mean, you know, ex presidents usually end up being, you know, worth a healthy eight. Figures after books, kills and everything else. But yes, the and I believe this is why you really you haven't heard from him in twenty five years because he made so much money off the green racket of everything. But yeah, he's worth last time somewhere between three hundred and fifty and four hundred million dollars. Is it a racket? A lot of it, yes? Like what electric cars they're bad? Yes?

33:27 Is it because of the batteries. Part of it? Yeah? I mean part of it. We don't you know, how do you make electricity? You lick batteries? I mean it's I mean, I listen. I think again, I think hybrids offer an absolute makes sense. They offer a well thought out balance of like especially like China's making one. Now that's super nice suv that gets I think six hundred fifty miles of tank that's good. Yeah, but it also incorporated technology where when the engine's going, it's charging the battery. But I think all electric cars, yeah, I think that was a huge racket because I mean, if you care about the environment, then you should know lithium mining is.

34:20 Awful for the earth. Like I am all for, we need to. Take better care of the Earth and quit treating it like it's a you know, we had a gagger. Thank you, because because if you treat it that way, somewhere Captain Planet is crying. But we as the United States take on the stupid, stupid things and projects and edicts. When until you get China and India under you know, some kind of agreement, us breaking our next to save the world isn't going to do a damn thing. I will say on the flo side of that that just because your neighbors have trashy houses doesn't mean you should have a trashy house.

35:07 But if you're going to put a lot of people, you know, there's a whole lot of goes into this this deal of especially with EVS. Number one is we don't have enough power, period the end. And the only way you only think, only option you have for power to even get to the point where you if you wanted to just get rid of the internal busting combustion engine is nuclear. The only thing if it's good enough for our aircraft carriers. It's good enough for my living room. I mean, I don't want the reactor in my living room, but I'm totally fine with having the nuclear reactor somewhere outside of town. Power. Mind you, we have it. We haven't built a diesel powered aircraft carrier since the early sixties. You know, it's not just you know, for since I think we launched the first nuclear power uh if it's the nimics, but I think the nyme's had to be refitted. But it was like sixty eight, so I mean we're going on sixty years. And the same thing with submarines, and I to my knowledge, there's been one, you know, one issue with one submarine one time. But yeah, no, I listen, I think there is some common sense to not hamstringing and making people's lives harder at the same time taking better care of the earth.

36:25 Yeah. My approach to the all the green whatever the environment has always been a common sense approach. Like it used to be normal to just leave your trash around, and then we had to have this big, you know, PSA campaign be like, hey, that's bad, put your stuff in the trash. And I'm sure there were people back. Then saying like, ah, you should leave putting your trash in a trash cans too woke for me, And then like someone saying it's like, uh, coal is awesome. It's like, is it. Did you ask the coal workers when they went down to the mine with their little bird friends if they felt like that was a good option, or if you gave them the option to work in a solar panel plant, would they might like that better? Where it's clean and air conditioning and if you bring your bird it's just for fun, not because you know as a test mine's always been just sort of a common sense thing. It's like, does this make sense? Then yeah, we should probably do that.

37:16 We have this big yellow thing in the sky that we're not really harnessing as much as we could. I mean, sure, there's the occasional wackadoodle on social media, you know, spreading his legs and he's he's showing us just like just like we talked about in our plus episode on Patreon, he's showing us the power of the sun and how good it is for your taint. So I think we can spread Earth's legs and take advantage. I think what we will come to a point you know, like solar technology gets better and better. Again, the big problems though, you have transmission lines you have to get power from.

37:58 You know, it's like wind. Yeah, okay, great idea, although not really. That environment as environmentally friendly as people would like to think. But it's white. Yeah. Yeah, those turbines are very anti bird. Well and it just it takes a lot of a lot of petroleum to make them. But as you know, like t Boone Pickens found out, who lost over a billion dollars back when a billion dollars really meant something of you know, you have a wind corridor where it's really good, but you still have to get the transmission lines to the grid, and that's a whole infrastructure. Thing it is. And you know what, if it makes things better, I'm all for it. If it makes things better and it makes sense to do it that way, then I'm for it.

38:43 But at the same but one of my biggest things is. I am fifty one. I have been told since the early eighties or mid eighties that Florida and California we're going to be underwater way before now. Yeah, And my deal is, as we have gone on and we we learn more and more about the history of the Earth. We know we live in a. Very violent. Universe and our planet's been through a lot. And I don't think all you know, as much as we love, you know, man loves to feel, you know, the self importance of man is paramount. But we've been here such a fraction of the time, especially in an industrial, industrialized way, and we know there's been you know, cataclysmic things that have happened. We have a there's a big burning core in the middle of the planet. Hot red stuff occasionally comes out of places.

39:41 M m. There are other factors at play that you also contribute to global warming other than us. So, like I said, yes, that is absolutely true. I am of the mindset. Though let's not make it worse. Fair. I mean again, I don't have common sense stuff recycle less plastic, absolutely all for it, especially less plastic. You know, plastic is what just we actually have just trashed the planet up with. Yeah, other birthdays today, says oar Chav. Though maybe I should skip the Yeah.

40:23 All right, well that's birthdays today. One quick headline before we close up the treehouse for today, and that is the one that I feel like might be the contender to dethrone last week's headline of the year. So last week's headline of the week, which I think will be the headline of the year, is quadruple amputee cornhole champion arrested for murder while driving. That may not only be the greatest headline of the week, it'll be the greatest headline of the year. It may be up the decade, and unless we blow up the planet, it'll probably be headline of the millennium or century eco century. But this one's pretty damn good. A woman visiting an emergency room for back pain was stunned after her doctor suggested euthanasia.

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