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It is time leave your worries outside and laugh with
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us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Mallley along with Rebecca
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Black today. Hi, it is Tuesday, May thirteenth, twenty twenty five.
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We should and I use that word very dangerously because
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that is the most dangerous word in the English language.
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Should have a trade. Trenholme siding inside the Treehouse today
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so he can fill us in on what's been happening
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at Trey's apartment.
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Fingers crossed and toes.
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So I'm looking forward to that. I normally look forward
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to doing the show. The downside with today's show is
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as soon as it's over, I have to go to
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the dentist. So this is one of the times I'm
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not looking forward to doing the show because when the
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show's over, I have to immediately rush out and get
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my teeth scraped and plucked and picked and stabbed and
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all sorts of mouth torture.
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Okay, I love the dentist. Does that make me a psycho?
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Yes?
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Why?
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Yes? Yes?
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You don't love it? Like your teeth feel so clean
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and delightful and they're like silky smooth afterwards.
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The Treehouse is now accepting applications for new recurring guests
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because that's just too weird.
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So it's that bad, you're kicking me off the show
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for good.
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Appreciate it.
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We had a good run, Rebecca.
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I mean it was it was a short run though,
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it was maybe what four or five episodes and then
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I'm out? What is not to love about the dentist everything? No,
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I'm telling you. If I could have somebody use that
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gritty toothpaste on me every single day, I would be
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the happiest person on the planet. I love it.
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Do you love nails on a chalkboard?
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No?
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I don't.
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Okay, so you do have some Yeah, I do have.
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A line, all right. I also don't like the like
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the sound of foil, But give me a dentist all day.
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Wow. All right, So what's your origin story with dentistry?
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Then there has to have been a positive experience.
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I don't think I've ever really had a bad experience
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with the dentist.
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In that case, it's my origin story. That's a thing. Yeah,
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Because my very first trip to the dentist was bad.
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It was as bad as it could possibly be, and
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it set me on the course of hating going to
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the dentist for the rest of my life.
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Did you just have a bunch of cavities or something?
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I had one. I just had one cavity, and to
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this day it's still the only cavity I've ever had.
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But there I was five years old. Yeah, there, I
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was five years old. Actually, hang on, I feel like
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this should get some proper music here, all right, Dan's
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first trip to the dentist.
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Let's unpack it.
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Maybe there I was. I was five years old, get
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into the chair at the dentist and one of the
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first things that happened is they bring out the hook. Okay,
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and in what seemed to be a bit of foreshadowing
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for the slasher film of the nineties, I know what
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you did last summer where the bad guy had a
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hook the dentist or the dental hygienist, I don't remember which,
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But the hook carrying individual at the dentist office proceeded
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to do to me what I had done to fish
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many times up to that point, and that was he
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hooked me right in the roof of my mouth. Oh,
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because they were they were doing the scraping right in
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between the teeth, and they got to a sticky spot
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and then it dislodged, and when it dislodged, it went
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straight up into the roof of my mouth.
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Okay, now I'm understanding a little bit more of your
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trauma here. Yeah, you had a bad dentist. I'm picturing
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what's his face from Little Shop of Horrors? Rick mor
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no Stee, Steve Barton. Steve Marton's the dentist. Remember he
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chops up Bill Murray.
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Sorry, that's the first person I thought. It was like, Actually,
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I'd prefer Rick morandas as my dentist because I don't
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think he's gonna stab me in the room mouth with
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a book.
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He would be a delightful dentist.
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Yeah. No, that definitely set me on the path of
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dental destruction.
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Oh that sucks so bad. I think my first memory
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is literally I got the gas. I had a cavity
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as like a four or five year old, and my
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parents were crazy. Instead of just letting it rot out
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and fall out like your like your teeth should, it
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gave me the gas and I got a gold tooth.
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You had a gold tooth as a five year old?
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Right? Can you imagine how.
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I had no idea you were so hard as a
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five year old?
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Yeah, like I remember thinking like, ooh, when I lose
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this bad boy, the tooth fairy is going to like
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doubble up big time because it's gold. It's not real gold, obviously,
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but I didn't know that.
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Was it was it like one of the front teeth,
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so when you smiled, people would see your gold tooth.
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Bro I wish, I wish that's what it was. No,
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it was one of those back ones because you know,
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kids can't brush, they can't brush.
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Well, no, but god, I'm just imagining a little just
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imagining a little girl, a little Rebecca with a gold tooth,
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and just in the perfect image in mind. Mind you
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smile after going back to school after the dentist, and
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you're just glean, you know right.
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I would feel so fancy if that were the case.
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But no, I had to like the pull the lips
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back in order for you to see the gold shining.
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So you had to fish hook yourself, yes, correct, in
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order to show off the new ballin absolutely.
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A little less dangerous than your version, a little.
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Less dangerous, but you know, at least you got to
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roll with the homies afterwards.
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Facts. I had street credit five, y'all.
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Yeah, I can understand how your love for going to
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the dentist happen because mine was getting the hook in
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the roof of the mouth. My first visit at the
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dentist was the hook in the roof of the mouth.
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Yours was jewelry correct.
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So yeah, I'm sorry. I feel bad for you.
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I appreciate the sympathy. So today, later on, when you're
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doing something enjoyable, maybe going through your gold tooth collection,
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just remember that I'm going to get stabbed in the
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roof of the mouth again today.
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This treehouse on air doun Coom.
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Let's get Daniel Cook from Cook DFW Roofing and Restoration
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into the treehouse for your free roof inspection. Call the
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We've laughed about this over the years. Daniel. Roof damage
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can be a little tricky because not every problem is obvious.
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I see a lot of people out after the storms
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and we're driving through the appointment or something. You see
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everybody in the front of the yard or on the
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sidewalk or even in the street looking up at their
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house going honey, I don't see anything. I think we're okay,
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and I always laugh. I'm like what are you seeing
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from down there? The only thing you're seeing is the
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side of your house that you normally you will see every
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day anyway, you know. So damage is high. It hides
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from you and that's why you have to call us
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out because we're gonna come out. We're gonna take pictures,
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We're gonna walk you through the process of what damage is.
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That's a very strict guideline in the insurability world. Is
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you know what constitutes damage? You know, some people think
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damage is a when it's really not or or this
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happened at you know, and it's not insurable, are you know,
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there's so many different things in there, So yeah, call
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us out. We will walk you through the process. We'll
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take you around your home, show you what damage is,
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and then you go from there and see what makes
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sense to you and your family.
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This is the Treehouse Show. I'm Daniel Maley along with
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Rebecca Black. Today. Today is Tuesday, May thirteenth, twenty twenty five.
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Still fingers crossed hoping that we get Trey in here
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to tell us about his massive apartment relocation story.
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Yeah, I cannot wait to hear all of that.
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In the meantime, there is something important that I need
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to share with you inside the Treehouse today. I mean,
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I mean, for being honest, everything I share is important.
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But first question, how dare you?
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I was feeling very special?
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Uh well okay, yeah, I'm sharing it just with you.
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How about that?
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Thank you?
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All right, I'm going to put you on the spot here.
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Where is the worst place you could engage in prostitution?
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Where do you think the worst place to be to
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engage in prostitution?
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I mean that's a are you looking for like a
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specific location or like just a bathroom or something like
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I say, public restroom.
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Oh okay, interesting, all right.
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Because that's so gross, Like you're already doing germy gross
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things with gross people, and if you add the public
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restroom and the toilet germs with.
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It, that makes sense. All right, I get it. I
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was just curious. I was just curious in general what
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your answer would be, just because yeah, okay, But but
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now I have a specific answer for you. Okay, oh good, Yeah,
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because that's how I roll. Two people in Connecticut were
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busted for prostitution and they made it really really easy
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on the police because they were getting an in the
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driveway of the police station. So to answer the previous
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question of where's the worst place you can engage in prostitution,
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maybe at the police station would rank pretty high.
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I think you are absolutely correct, Like did you not
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see the giant letters out front police?
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Now that being said, I am a big proponent of
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sometimes the best place to hide is right out in.
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The open, like in plain sight. I get it.
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Yeah, sure, yeah, this does not apply to that.
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No, no, because I feel like of all of the
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places that's going to be where the most cameras are
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the most activity in and out of that front door,
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and you got to think logistics people.
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Yes, absolutely. And here's the thing, not only did they
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make it really easy for the police by engaging in
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prostitution in the driveway of the police station. It wasn't
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even in the middle of the night. It was twelve
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thirty pm.
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In the afternoon to light. They're not even trying. They
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were trying to get arrested.
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I think that's kind of what it feels like, right,
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but it really is. It really is fascinating. They were
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caught because they were getting it on in a sports car.
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Okay, so at least they were in some sort of
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shielded area.
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Yeah, they were in a vehicle, and well, that vehicle
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was blocking the driveway to the police station at twelve
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thirty in the middle of the day. A police officer
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tried to pull into the parking lot, couldn't, so they
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approached the parked car, saw the naughtiness happening inside and
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told the people to get themselves under control and step
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outside the vehicle.
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God, can you imagine like having to put handcuffs on
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a half naked person.
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I my hope is that's what the officer meant by
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get yourselves under control? Slash put on some pants. Yeah,
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because I've I would not want to have to arrest
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a naked individual. I know enough police officers. I have
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heard a couple of stories they really prefer not to
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have to do that.
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Well, you're in close proximity, and I imagine there's some
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there's some incidental touching and brushing that happens, and you
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just don't want that.
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No, definitely not so. A thirty four year old man
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and a forty eight year old woman were arrested right