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It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
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with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Maley along with
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Trey Trendholm and Raj Sharma. I can't believe it. We're
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only a handful of days into twenty twenty six and
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I feel like we already need the distraction that is
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the Treehouse program. And look, there's so much to unpack
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from the holidays, not the least of which is stranger things.
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And Raj is don't care about an attitude versus Trey.
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I'm holding off maybe on watching it and me having
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seen all of it and going, oh, you have watched it. Okay,
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So there's all that to unpack. But I think the
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thing that we need to focus on the most is
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what our government has been up to. And what I
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mean by that is, did you know that the government
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is keeping track of what people get stuck in their butts?
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No?
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Look, our government is capable of more than one invasion,
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and in twenty twenty five. I'm not making this up
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in twenty twenty five, and this is not brand new
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The US consumer product Safety Commission actually keeps a database
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of emergency room visits of what is bringing people in,
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including the extensive list of items that people have stuck
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up their butts and had to go to the emergency
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room for extractions. Look, there's already another extraction joke.
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I told you My mother was an eur nurse and
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she would this is when I was a kid. She
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would come in She's like, I don't know why people
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put things into the bum. I'm like, what, I'm nine,
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what's happening?
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And she had one guy had a.
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Mag light, like a full on not like not like
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the little one, but like opper mag light that he
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said he fell on.
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Yes, that's my favorite part is you you you can't
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completely discount the patients who go into the emergency room
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and say, see what had happened was blah blah blah
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blah blah story story story fell on it.
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Yes. I think another one was a light bulb.
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God, that's just dangerous, like at least at least the
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mag light. There's I mean, there's danger in putting anything
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in your butt, but that mag light is not going
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to break. That bulb might.
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Yes, uh?
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And and how good a quality was that bulb to
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stay intact the entire time?
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Uh? Or should you be or should you be complimenting
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that man's rector abilities?
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Oh?
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Yeah, like to not squeeze screwdrivers.
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I mean you name it.
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Like she would, she would just tell me about them.
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Like we're just sitting at breakfast, and she's like, this
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guy had a light bulb in his bum and I
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was like, I don't I gotta go. I gotta go
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play football with my friends outside in a minute.
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This is weird.
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Well, no, hang on, did he sit on a good idea?
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Like was it on?
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Yeah? If it lit up, that would have been amazing.
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Get he gets when he gets put into the X
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ray machine that hang on, hang on, there it is?
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It just shows right up.
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Yeah.
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And they had to do like a little a balloon
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that went over.
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Uh.
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And then they inflated the balloon and that's what pulled
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it out, That's what she was telling me. That's what
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pulled it out, so without it it snapping or breaking
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inside of him.
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Man, the mag light they just pulled out.
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Apparently they just yeah, just take a deep breath and
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let her rip.
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I don't know why he didn't do it instead of
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going on just pull it out, buddy.
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Maybe maybe yeah, maybe he had short arms.
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Lots of possibilities there.
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Yeah.
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So I mean, that's a real thing, and they have
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to report it and then and they also they keep it.
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The item't give they don't. Yeah, they keep whatever like
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they take out of you, they keep. See.
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I disagree with that sentiment wholeheartedly. If it if it
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was in me, it's mine. And I proved that point. Yeah.
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And I proved that when when I was fourteen and
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I broke my arm and they put the steel rod
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in my upper humorous and it was in me for
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ten weeks, and then after ten weeks and everything was
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supposedly healed, they took it out. And I was like,
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you're gonna give me that? Like, no, we don't. We
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melt it down and he's like, no, that's mine. You're
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gonna give me that. Well, we don't do that. I
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don't care what you say. That's mine. And according to
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my mom and the insurance and the payments, that's hers too.
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We paid for that thing. We want it back. We
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don't want that going to someone else unless we get
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to resell it on our own and make some money
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back on it. So in other words, that thing's mine.
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I was such a pain in the ass about it.
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Sorry for the punt. They actually had it next to
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my bed in recoveries. All right, here you go, you
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little jerk.
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Oh so do you still have it?
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No, it's long gone now, But I had it. I
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actually had it because it has like a little on
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the top end of it. It has a little hook,
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so like when it's sitting in my shoulder, just underneath
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the skin is where that little hook sits. So when
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they opened me up to take it out, all they
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do is they just put a thing over it and
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just yank it out. So I just hung it on
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one of my trophies on my desk, like on a
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little arm of a trophy. So it's kind of dangled there.
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Is that how you kept it from getting stuck in
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your ass?
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Who said he didn't try?
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You know what, You're not wrong as far as I'm concerned.
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The hospital staff might have thought, we're going to see
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him again in a couple of weeks, but it's going
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to be for a whole different reason, but the same thing.
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We're gonna pull this out again, and we're gonna be
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glad we kept the hook on the top't.
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No.
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But if Chuck Norris showed up and said, you want
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my help, I'd been.
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Like, Yeah, if Chuck Norris showed up, you'd have to worry.
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Why he knows who you are. He's fine.
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Look, I was in Arlington at the time. I'm sure
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he's familiar with it enough, being a North Texas man.
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But yeah, the US government does keep track of er
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visits in the country and why people come in for
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all reasons, but that also includes the things that get
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stuck in people's butts. They say the database is entirely anonymous.
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So if the guy that had the light bulb in
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his butt or the maglide or all the other items,
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your name won't be next to it.
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Yeah, that would be.
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That would be it's called a hip a violation, but
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it's it's on record, like.
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The name is.
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I appreciate you calling out the hip of stuff, but
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I think it's very obvious at this point, especially over
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the last century plus, our government doesn't necessarily care about
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what is supposed to be versus what's not. We're going
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to do what we want to do anyway, and that
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includes keeping track of these things. So in addition to
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numerous you know, sex toys that go in people's butts,
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including a twenty four inch long dildo.
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Impressive.
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Other items pulled from people's rectums in twenty twenty five nails, screws,
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and nails. I've the reason given to see what it
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felt like uncooked pasta, an egg, a dog chew toy,
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a dryer sheet, a sandal, a door knob, marbles, eyeglasses,
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a rock beard clippers wrapped in plastic, a turkey baster,
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plastic cleanser bottle full of liquid, shampoo bottle, a lubricant bottle.
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Whoops.
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See now that's the thing where you could say I
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fell on it and it might actually be true.
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What kind of pasta angel here?
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I hope if it's elbow man? Who? An enema bottle? Again,
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that kind of makes sense. An aerosol can, dental pick,
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a wine stopper, corn cob holder, a highlighter invisible marker
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that could be problematic, two pencils, magic wand toy, a
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seven inch dildough and pliers used to try to remove
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said dilda, but those got stuck as well. A broken
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piece of butt plug and tweezers, a film canister, battery
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powered light, a flash light, plastic coat hanger with the
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outside of the hanger cut off so we could drive
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to the er a penny. So that's where they've all gone.
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A light bulb glass side first. There you go, RAJ.
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So it's yeah, it's not just the seventies, it's also uh,
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you know, current times. A vape pin, a corn cob
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style pipe, a rubber gas get, a piece of nose,
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hair tremor, rectangular travel toothbrush, a baton, and a hair tie.
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Wow, I'm still stuck on film canister.
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And Trey still stuck on one kind of pasta? Was
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it saust Like yeah, if it is, it cooked pasta.
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I mean that's I mean that's got up the difficulty
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level quite a bit to stick that in your butt.
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Talk about meatballs, but I don't know where do you
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get a film canister these days?
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Well they're talking about like the old the canisters, like
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like just a roll of a regular film used to
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come in or I.
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Think Roger and I are thinking like the big I
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know you think about That's what I'm thinking eight millimeters
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like you know, yeah, I talk about loving gone with
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the wind. Yeah, Ricky the projections loves his job.
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They're going to.
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Also the website cookdfw dot com. And we don't do
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enough of this, Daniel. That is talking about your social
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media presence at Cook Dfwroofing on Facebook and Instagram and
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soon to come a whole new YouTube experience based around
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I want people to know that there are resources there
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beyond the phone number, beyond the website, and to give
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you guys a follow at Cookdfwroofing on Facebook and Instagram,
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guys also will post things on your social channels that
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Dan, that's great, man. I mean, we really have been
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working very hard on getting our socials upperating efficiently and
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making them where they're engaging. We don't want to just
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put anything on them. We want people to really take
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a note at some things that we're putting out there,
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and they could be different projects that we're at that day.
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They could be different informational tools that we're showing people
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in the field. What we find. Our YouTube channel super
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exciting about that. We've had that up and going for
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a while and we've put some videos out there and
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we put some different things, but we're really I'm looking
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going to be trying to educate homeowners in different functions
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around their home, different materials, different companies are coming on board,
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so it's going to be more of an educational place
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that you can go get some quick information around your home,
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and then if you want to expand your information, you
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can give us a call or something like that. But
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it's designed to really help you as the homeowner, go
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to one place and fin multiple levels of questions that
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might have around your home. So yeah, Facebook, Instagram, and
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of course our YouTube channel. Look forward to getting all
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