I'm A Chocolate Bear | It's Friday!!! #40

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It is time to leave your worries
outside and laugh with us inside the treehouse.

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I'm Daniel Malley, along with Trade
Trenholme and Raj Sharma. Today is

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Friday, mm hmm, June sixth, twenty twenty four D Day anniversary.

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I want to make sure to recognize
that, because that was hell And it's

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weird whenever you get so far removed
from certain things like that that are great

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historical and importance, but you don't
know when the time is when you don't

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recognize it as much as you used
to. I think through time and happens

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through all things. But being a
fan of a fan, that sounds too

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weird to say of World War two
history and history in general. Just certain

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things, certain dates stick out of
my mind and then you remember, oh,

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yeah, this is a this is
a reverent date. Also Tray six,

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so that that also sucks. Also
Friday's gene seventh, is it?

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Yeah? Well then, hey,
good news? What today's looking up already?

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Really gotta gotta update my my computer
calendar here? Yeah, let me

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just right then on there se then
there we go. Friday June seventh,

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twenty twenty four. Yay for us. But Tray's still sick, and that's

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bad. I'm sorry, Trey,
that's all right. It could be worse

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though, because you could have fallen
victim to Godzilla Hale. Godzilla Hale,

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Godzilla Hale. Yeah. So obviously
tons of storms have you know, blown

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through North Texas recently, and the
straight line winds that were at hurricane level

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miles per hour type stuff. That's
all bad, right, and there was

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Hale that was involved. I keep
seeing, even though I'm not near you

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guys right now, I still keep
seeing the weather alerts from North Texas and

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the just yesterday or day before on
I think it was Twitter slash X,

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which there's a new information on that
that will cover just a little bit later

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in the episode today. But on
the X some guy had posted about Hale

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three miles west northwest of Vigo Park
in the Texas Panhandle, Godzilla Hale,

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okay, and a storm chaser reposted
it saying, holy, Godzilla Hale.

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That's over six inches. So I
guess in the stormchaser community, hale that's

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over six inches is referred to as
Godzilla Hale, which, if I'm being

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honest, labeling anything over six inches
as a monster is the kind of gaslighting.

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I'm okay with Yeah, I know
that there's a monster. You can

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finally call it Godzilla. No,
no, the Panhandle weather expert said so.

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And it's white too. Two fantastical
things in the palm of one hand,

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still cold to the touch, but
it doesn't matter. Still a monster.

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Wow, that is a that's basket
basketball? Is that soccer ball size?

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That one? No, it's that
it would basically be softball size.

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But I pulled up the photo either
here you can see I think so we

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you see this? Oh wow,
okay, yeah, so that's that's a

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huge piece of hail. Yeah,
that's the size of a guy's hand,

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someone's hand. Yeah. Now,
I don't know if they really mean it

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to be Godzilla Hill because it's over
six inches, or because the formations on

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the hill actually look a little bit
like the spines that go down Godzilla's back.

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Oh gotcha, okay, or maybe
it's a little bit of both.

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I mean, yeah, because that
is you don't want to get you don't

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want to get hit by that.
No, I don't think anyone wants to

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get hit in the face with this
monster, this white, jagged monster to

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the face. Now, to me, that's more let's see, it's the

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outer edges. It's a little bit
larger than softball size, because softball would

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be basically, you know, in
the palm of your hand type of thing.

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But uh yeah, I saw.
I couldn't help, I couldn't resist.

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I mean, Godzilla, Hale,
that's over six inches. That's Godzilla.

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Man. You're a your parameters are
a little skewed. Black guys still

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laugh at it a little bit,
just just a little bit, you know

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what, I think would be a
good thing to do right now, so

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we can segue out of this as
unnaturally as possible. Birthdays, because I

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know it'll make Tray happy because he's
not feeling good. And although my goal

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today is to make Tray feel better, and if I can make Tray feel

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better, then I know that anyone
in the treehouse listening will also feel better.

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Yes, because I've now given Tray
two great pieces of information, it's

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now a monster Trey. Congratulations to
us. And birthdays Today is Fredday,

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June seventh. Mm hmmm, June
seventh, twenty twenty four. Give me

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just a moment, because I realized
I had birthdays pulled up for the sixth

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still, and that's no good so
bear with me one brief moment and I

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will get the proper birthdays up,
because the last thing I want to do

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is be known for sharing the wrong
birthdays. Yeah, that would totally ruin

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the all, you know, journalistic
credibility we have, what very little of

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it we have. I don't want
to lose because, as Raj pointed out

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in the previous episode, if we're
going to offer people the news they never

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asked for, right, then let's
at least make sure it's accurate. Correct.

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I mean, that would probably you
know, spark at least a subreddit

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of that should be. We should
have started the Treehouse News Network the news

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you never asked for. That's our
slogan. That's kind of what the Friday

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shows are. It's news and birthdays
for the most part. And you know

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Godzilla Hill. So birthdays today day
June seventh four. We've got Emily Ratcha

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Jakowski. She is an actress,
she is a model, She is thirty

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three today. She got her big
break by going topless in the Blurred Lines

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video. She was what's that the
Alan or not Alan Robin Thick? Yes,

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Alan Son Yes, Yes. That
he later got was a it was

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a me two type thing right,
Like basically they pressured the models on the

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blurred line set to be topless,
and then they did it, and then

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later on they're like, no,
wet, she's the one that me them.

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She got her big break for going
topless, and then she was like

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I was forced to do it.
I'm like, I okay, but he

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got a little I guess. But
she also forced to do it in the

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Gone Girl movie with Ben Affleck,
because I think she was topless in that

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too. No you have to sign, I think you have to. Like,

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I think there's a protocol on a
movie set. Was like a Robin

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Thick video with you're saying Robin Thick
didn't have the same paperwork. Yeah,

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I don't think. I don't think
Robin Thick comes with paperwork. I think

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he comes with his hands, Like
let's see these fins. Okay, good

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roller. So Emily rat Tachaikowski,
she is thirty three today. She was

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also and I feel pretty with Amy
Schumer. She's also in the new thriller

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in Darkness, which I have not
yet seen but probably will eventually. Other

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birthdays today, Iggy Azelia, I
guess she's still something. She's thirty four

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today, Michael Sarah from Arrested Development, super Bad, Juno Scott Pilgrim versus

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the World love that movie and This
is the End also loved that movie.

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He is thirty six today and a
Corner Cova also known as Missus Enrique Iglesias.

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She is forty three. Bill Hayter
is forty five from HBO's Barry,

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which I've heard nothing but good things
about, but I have yet to see

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it because I see there's someone else
that loves that show that there are too

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many TV shows. I cannot keep
up with things that I want to see

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because I like, I try to
make a list and it's like it's like

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twenty deep, and it's so intimidating, Like I'm never going to get to

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any of these. Yeah, it's
almost like I'm stockpiling for when I'm you

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know, in the nursing home and
just going to watch all these shows that

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I didn't have time for, you
know, thirty forty fifty years prior.

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Well, you've got such a laundry
list of bad movies to watch, ye

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dude. Also, I've prioritized my
time differently than most. You also have.

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You also have a bad memory,
so by the time you get to

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a nursing home, it's gonna be
even worse and you'll be like, talk

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to the nurse, like, you
should watch this TV show that's my son

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Barry. In a way, I'm
going to look forward to it because then

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it's going to be like watching all
these TV shows again for the first time.

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Imagine how excited I'm going to be
on my eighty fifth birthday. And

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I discovered the office who did shoot
Jr? I need to know did you

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have a chance to watch Predator two? Yet I did not get it.

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We were finishing off the move from
Addison back to Mesquito. But I will,

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I will promise you. I have
nothing to do today. Yeah,

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reprioritized his punishments. He chose moving
over a Predator too, and you know

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his face, he's like, better
deal. Oh. I did want to

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bring this up briefly. I don't
want to get off on another Predator tangent.

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But h someone on our Patreon didn't
mention to me patreon dot com slash

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Treehouse on air that in one of
the other Predator movies, the Predator,

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which was I believe twenty eighteen,
that's the one that had like a really

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good cast. But the movie was. It actually had Gary Busey's son,

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Jake Busey, playing the son of
the character Gary Busey played in Predator two,

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so he was continuing on his father's
work. Yes, that's what you

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want to you know, what a
fine, fine franchise that they you know,

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had to get the continuity just right. Yeah, I know. I

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mean, you know, Jake Busey's
thinking of all the characters that my actual

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father has played that I could play
in a movie franchise as his son,

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and this is the one. Like, seriously, he can't be like mister

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you know he's one mister Joshua Junior
from Lethal Weapon. Instead he gets stuck

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with whatever the Gary Busey character was
and Predator too. I just want to

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know what the like the dinner situation
is at the Beaucy household. That is

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a table I would not like.
If you sit down to eat at that

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table, you better keep an eye
on your hands because someone's gonna lose a

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finger or an entire hand with the
chompers at that table. That family,

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that family's got teeth, they do, they got teeth. I gets they

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may have to, you know,
revamp the board game Hungry Hungry Hippos over

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to Hungry Hungry Bucys. I would
buy that. I would buy that game.

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And it's just just a little just
a little motorcycle helmets that come out

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father versus son. Other birthdays today, moving on, uh so yeah,

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Bill Hater forty six, Allen Iverson
forty nine, Bear Grill's host of Running

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Wild with Bear Grills. He is
fifty today. Dave Navarro from Jane's Addiction

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and Red Hot Chili Peppers fifty seven. He used to be with Carmen Electra

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And speaking of used to be with
Carmen Electra, today is Prince's birthday,

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but he passed away all the way
back in twenty sixteen. A little connection

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there, and then the last couple
that I'll mention actually just no, no,

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yeah, like I got two Sir. Tom Jones is eighty three back

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connection to his fantastic cameo and Mars
Attacks, one of our alien movies that

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we've talked about in the previous couple
episodes. I think it's one of the

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all time great cameos in movie history. I like how Trey starts racking his

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brain. He's like not actually both
pretty good. Yeah, I saw him.

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I got to see Tom Jones at
the House of Blues in LA and

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they still women still throw their undergarments
at the man, and one lady from

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the balcony decided to launch hers and
it's stuck on the light. Yeah,

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I'm assuming because there was some seepage. I don't know, possibly, I

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mean, the launch was solid and
it was you could see it like coming

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towards the stage and like he's he's
doing his thing, and then it just

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sticks to the light. That's probably
I don't know, about twelve feet above

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his head. So as you're watching, as you're trying to watch Tom Jones,

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all you can do is go,
they're still there up all right.

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So it's kind of like watching the
JumboTron at a Cowboys game. That's exactly

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what it was. It's like that
nobody's gonna get those, soone makes no

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acknowledge, like he doesn't acknowledge that
they're doing it. It's it's pretty fantastic.

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But I would be worried if I
was Tom Jones doing concerts because in

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the good old days, the underwear
being thrown at you is the stuff you

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wanted to catch right now, because
I mean, the man is eighty four

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years old. If you're doing a
concert, the underwear being thrown at you

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now is more of the adult diaper
style, and they can throw those farther

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because there's probably some stuff in there
which adds a little heft to make it

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easier to launch. That's so true
and disgusting. Yeah, that's also the

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name of his current tour you're listening
to. The Treehouse is online at Treehouse

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on air dot com. Happy birthday, Sir Tom Jones. Let's get Daniel

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Cook from Cook DFW Roofing and Restoration
into the Treehouse now taking a break from

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all the busy work he's had in
the last couple of days. Give him

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a call for that free roof inspection, which many of North Texas are realizing.

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I probably need one of those after
the storms this week. Eight three

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three Cook DFW eight three three Cook
DFW the website cookdfw dot com. Daniel,

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you were just telling me you've you've
seen some things the past couple of

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days as you're going around town and
help people out. Hey, Daniel,

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I hate's been crazy. I mean, there's one thing that you will never

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ever defeat in this world, and
that's Mother Nature. It is amazing to

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saw the winds that came through here
recently. They were tracked anywhere between ninety

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and sixty five miles an hour in
different places, and it was super intense

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because they were straight line winds,
and people underestimate straight line wins. Everybody's

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always scared of tornadoes, and rightfully
so, and hurricanes, but straight line

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wins have just as much damaging power. And so yesterday we got a call

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first thing in the morning, at
like seven point fifteen. Gentlemen called us.

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He said, Hey, I think
my chimney blew off my house,

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and we're like, well, we
definitely have seen that before. That's not

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that's not abnormal. We go out
there as fast as we can because obviously

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he's got a gaping hole in his
roof. We're still raining at that time.

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We didn't really stop raining yesterday until
almost noon, so so as soon

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as we got this call, we're
like, all right, let's get out

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there. So we dispatch it.
I meet some of the guys out there.

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We got a rain gear on,
we got our boots on. We're

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trying to get up with a steep
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we get up there and then we
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and we're like, all right,
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and we're like, holy caw,
where does that go? And then we

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see a ceiling fan in the middle
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where does a ceiling fan go?
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of the roof finally, and we
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of it's blown off into the yard. But then we put two and two

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where all this materials is dangling and
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all the way across over the top
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into the neighbor's house across the street
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chimney, landscaping gutters, and then
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that neighbor's house on the edge of
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we got the roof covered as well
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d f W dot com cookdfw dot
com. So I need to admit something

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to you guys before we jump into
news. I'm beginning to question my coffee

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preferences. Okay, I have a
koorig. Okay, so I get I

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get the coffee pods right, and
I like the dark roast coffees. But

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I am starting to question my coffee
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Magic, which I'm a big fan
of. That's my favorite, my nickname

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in college. Uh. My other
new favorite flavor is black Granite. Mm

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hmm. I should have waited.
So uh while my coffee pods say Green

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Mountain Coffee Roasters with flavors like dark
Magic and black Granite, it sounds like

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I'm getting my coffee from black dot
com. I believe you. And just

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like Black dot com, there's a
poor white person between these two. Anyway,

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I had to buy coffee the other
day, and I know it's like

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because my favorite early is the Dark
Magic and the store was out of that

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flavor, but the only other option
they had in the dark roast category was

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black Granite. And that's when I
realized that Green Mountain is trying to tell

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me something message received. Hey,
hey, now god Zilla hail versus Black

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Magic, Godzilla versus Dark Magic and
black I don't I don't have the luxury

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of not I don't drink coffee,
so I don't know what any of that

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means. Well, I tell you
this Godzilla will be roaring, but it

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won't be because he's angry. Ras. You don't drink coffee. See,

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you're you're missing out. You're missing
out on on flavors like black Granite and

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dark Magic. You don't have to
drink coffee to get that. You know.

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I'm man, No, I don't
drink I don't drink coffee, so

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I don't I don't know. I
don't know your I don't know your struggle

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when you're out of your flavors.
I usually so quick island problem thing.

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So I bought this coffee on one
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stores here on Saint John. Uh. I typically get my coffee pods from

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Office Depot on Saint Thomas because they're
usually on sale, and because it's a

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national chain, they've usually got state
side prices. So gotcha. For I

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think it was forty eight of these
dark Magic pods at Office Depot, it

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was like, I don't know,
nineteen twenty four dollars somewhere in that range.

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Okay, so is that a good
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for forty eight. For forty eight, it was like twenty two to twenty

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four dollars right For this black granite, I think there were twenty or twenty

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two pods cost me twenty something dollars. Oh okay, so it's like double

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the price depending on depending on where
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that's how I save money. I
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the black Granite just has something more. Is it heavier? Oh? Yeah?

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Is it? I don't get extra
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later in the day. Really uncomfortable
now, and this was my idea.

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All right, let's jump into some
news. We mentioned it briefly earlier.

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And I really want to, I
really want to get into this where you

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find it. It turns out that
X has decided to go a different route

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as as far as its business strategy. Elon Musk has figured that when one

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X is not enough, three,
well finally make you some money. Mm

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hmm. The headline I saw the
other day X either is or is going

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to start allowing adult content on its
social media platform. The platform formally formerly

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known as Twitter, X is going
triple X. I think it's starting immediately.

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Well, I mean, there's no
time like the present to start the

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switch to porn platform. I thought
they always had adult content, they had

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more adult content than other platforms,
But now I think they're just basically free

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for opening their opening their legs to
it. Elon is realized he's not making

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any money when he keeps pissing off
advertisers. So let's just let's just go

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the adult content penetrate a different market, plan to seed. Just to put

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it in the face of it Instagram, there's just so many It just the

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punds won't end. As spotted by
tech Crunch, X updated its guidelines to

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let users share consensually produced and distributed
adult nudity or sexual behavior, as long

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as it's labeled and not in a
prominent location such as a profile picture or

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banner. Not necessarily in the ass
like that one lady said on the newlywed

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game what's the weirdest place you found
porn? On X? In the ass?

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In the ass, Bob. In
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Twitter, did not explicitly ben porn. It became a home for some not

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safe for work creators following the launch
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Premium, As creators could encourage followers
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Not safe for work content could be
another form of revenue for X,

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which has seen a dip and ad
sales following Elon Musk's takeover. The platform

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will require users who regularly post not
safe for work content to adjust their settings

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to mark the images in videos they
post as sensitive content. So put in

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doubt, go porn. Yeah,
I mean, that's that's a that's a

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fantastic way to make money, because
can he is he charging the content creators

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for posting that stuff, because that's
where you would make money. Well,

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they're allowing not safe for work content, but they because they have their premium

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stuff. I'm sure they'll probably treat
this like the way most porn sites do,

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which is you have your free content
that's available, and then if you

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want, you know, you want
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pay for that. Yeah, so
that's that's probably where the premium stuff would

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come in if they're if they're going
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that's actually pretty smart because I don't
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you've got a natural platform there.
Yeah, I didn't even think about the

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only fans thing. That's right.
That's a great way to go. I

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mean it finally, I mean Tesla's
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So and now you've got Tesla trucks
floating down rivers like I saw one of

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one stuck on a river bank and
it couldn't get out, and I think

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next to it a jeep big wheel
with a four year old pulled out of

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that river with the break. Tesla
hasn't turned a profit, but at the

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twenty year old farmhand girl, she's
making five hundred thousand a month's killing.

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What am I going to do by
myself in this field? Oh and there's

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a there's a lovely gentleman who just
showed up with some fun flavors of coffee.

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His name is Black Granite. Black
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to be the new the new Twitter. So I mentioned that the platform will

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require users who regularly post to adjust
their settings. Uh now. Twitter slash

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x did say in Arch that it
would start letting not say for communities apply

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in adult content label to pre to
prevent posts from getting automatically filtered. The

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platform also said it would start hiding
likes on profiles, something that had often

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exposed accounts like Ted Cruz for liking
content that was adult or objectionable in other

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ways. Well did he? Did
he? Really? I miss the story

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that was a long time ago.
Oh yeah, it was a few years

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back where it is a led so
from the Ted from the official Ted Cruz

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account, he had liked a I
think it was a step mom son girlfriend

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deal. Yeah, which they said
no, that that was a staffer that

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wasn't Ted. Oh yeah, always
yeah. Uh growth. I'm not sure

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what's more troubling the image of Ted
Cruz beating it or the proliferation of of

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step parent adult content like it's a
lot that's no, I'm gonna go with

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the I'm gonna go with the former. Then now I now I can't unsee

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that. What do you think was
worse? Yes, the the image you

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have in your mind of no esteemed
Senator from the Great State of Texas Ted

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Cruz beating it feverishly, or that, or that awkward phase when he was

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trying to grow out of beard.
All right, solid point. I mean

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I felt for him during that time. It's like, dude, if it's

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kind of like the transition period,
if you're deciding to change sexes, right,

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I would think you want more of
a grand reveal as opposed to everyone

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seeing the process as it happens.
Right. So I would think for me,

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if I was going to go from
clean shaven to full beard, I'm

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just going to show up one day. I'm gonna hide for like a week

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or two until I get it to
where I want it to be, and

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then I'll pop out and be like, hey, I'm back now I've just

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got a cool beard. Instead,
Ted Cruz went the transformation route and letting

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everyone see the awkward stages in between. Yeah, it's like Bruce Jenner when

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he's like, hey, I just
got I just I just got higher cheekbones.

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And then like three weeks later,
he's like, hey, I'm a

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chick, you know, but you
had to watch each hair grow out on

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Ted Cruise's face, and that was
he is not like it looks fine now

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when when the beard finally came in, Yeah, what was it? I

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can't throw any dispersions this way.
I can't grow a beard. So you

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know, but you've you know what
you've You've you've recognized that and you've said,

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I'm not gonna mess with it.
You're not a beard guy, so

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you just stay clean shaven. I
respect that it looks awful, and it's

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important to surround yourself with people that
will tell you the truth. You are

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not a beard person. You don't
think it has that people, so you've

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tried to grow a beard. I
just I'm just not a hairy person like

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I like, you know, this
is trace part seal. I mean,

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this is four days. This is
four days growth right here? Real,

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that's four days. Wow, I
saved this morning. You know it's ironic

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as the two of you would still
be very popular on Cedar Springs, just

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for different tastes. I'm a chocolate
bear, that's it. That's the promo,

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no context whatsoever, just Ra saying
I'm a chocolate bear. Yeah,

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as it should. Let the T
shirts begin, and the stickers and the

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hats and the posters and my coffee
pod, a new Twitter account. Yes,

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the website Brooks Plumbing, Texas dot
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Colby and the dogs holding up after
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way to the vet to pick up
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Colby, and the little beagle boy
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last night because we didn't have electricity. And I don't want anyone to think

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that I'm that prissy. But my
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want to keep answering the phones for
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I wanna, I wanna. I
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don't blame it, you're not Yeah, you're not supposed to like it,

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but I do love how that no
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said, you set up mobile headquarters
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two one four three six eight thirty
eight thirty eight. That's two one four

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three six eight thirty eight thirty eight
for any and all of those plumbing wants

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and needs. The website that would
be Brooks Plumbingtexas dot com. That's Brooks

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Plumbingtexas dot com. The other thing
that will make Trey feel really really good

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today, Raj, because we're trying
to make Trey feel better because he's feeling

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under the weather and he's doing he's
pulling a a solid gen X move,

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which is even though he's under the
weather, he's taking medicine and still going

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to work. That's right, That's
that's what uh, that's what our boomer

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parents taught us, and that's what
we do. Yeah. However, those

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of us with gen Z kids,
we tell them yours, you're sick,

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you stay home with mama. Oh
yeah yeah, Oh I just can't.

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I can't stand them, Trey.
Is is it actual illness or what is

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it? Yeah, it's just sinus
infection that's gotten into my lungs and and

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just I've got a cough and you
know, just it's the crud is what

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I call it. And I typically
Am. It's like spring and fall every

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time I get it. At some
point, well, I hope you feel

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better. And while you physically may
not feel better, this this will make

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you feel better because you sent me
this, Trey, and now we're gonna

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force it upon Raj. So,
Raj, we're going to play a little

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game of shazam or because we don't
want to be sued for any sort of

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copyright infringement. Guess that sound?
All right? Okay, so Raj,

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I'm saying, can find some fun
music here. It'll probably end up being

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the same music as something else we
do, but whatever, that's not it.

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Do do you next? Bank that? Here we go generic game show

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music? It is time, yeah, to play? Okay, guess that

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sound? Are you ready to play? Guess that sound? I am dan,

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I'm excited to be here. You
should be. Has nothing to do

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with the fact you're getting paid to
be here, but whatever, it is,

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time to play. Guess that sound? Are you ready? I am

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ready? No, you're not?
Hmm, All right, Raj. It

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sounds like, if I had to
guess, it sounds like some sort of

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bird love making bird whoopie. You're
going with bird whoopie. I'm going with

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bird whoopie. That would be incorrect. Luckily, you've got a couple more

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guesses here. All right, okay, so pay close attention, Tray.

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Should we give him a clue?
That could be? Uh? No,

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I said bird? So no,
okay, maybe do not count? Does

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it sound like ducks or geese?
Tray? Do we do we offer him

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a clue? Yeah? You ever
can uh? One? One party of

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this transaction has four legs? One? Okay, all right, to sound

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again, Dan, you sure can
raj. There's somebody watching. Seems that

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there was a person watching because they
were talking. Hm. So it can't

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be that, well, it could
be. Is there a Is there some

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sort of a goat involved? Not
a goat? Not a goat? Okay,

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but I will offer up a clue
of it? Is uh the four

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legged creature that Trey gave you the
clue about. Uh? Uh? It

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is a farm a known farm animal, known farm okay, known farm animal,

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the sheep. No mm hmm oh. And ironically your first guess was

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it completely wrong? You are on
the right path. There. There is

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a a rubber foul component. Rubber
foul component. Is it a okay?

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Now I'm confused. The rubbert rubber
chicken. That is one of the that

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is one of the parties in this
video. Would you like the sound again?

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So now you know that that that
one of the two parties now in

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this video is a is a rubber
chicken. Okay, m is it a

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pig and a rubber chicken? Uh
no? Oh man, okay, I

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give I need a I needn't know
the answer. My black granite coffee flavor

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might be a descriptor for this particular
animal's reproductive appendage. Oh, it's a

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horse and a rubber chicken. Oh
so close. It's a donkey, donkey

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and a rubber chicken. It's a
donkey and a rubber chicken. That's right.

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Wow, And there's people watching this. Uh yes, because this is

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very important to mention because the person
recording this is the one that gave the

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rubber chicken to the donkey. So
RAJ, here you have a farmer lady.

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She's giving her donkey a rubber chicken
that is actually dressed like a pirate.

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So it's a peg leg pirate rubber
chicken. And the donkey loves rubber

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chickens. I don't know how it
is this video got served up to tray

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on Instagram, but I can assume
it's because of search as he's done on

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others search engine, what's wrong with
your algorithm? And so she gives it

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to the donkey. So now she
throws the rubber chicken to the donkeys.

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Oh, finally I get my rubber
chicken and he is excited. Wow,

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that is weird. Wait for it. Oh no, there he goes.

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Man, it's not every day I
say this on the show, but that

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donkey is really giving that chicken the
business. And I'm not sure Tray if

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you recognize this, but I'm noticing
it off in the comments here on the

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side, the lady that posted the
video that was then reposted by another social

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media account, she goes by the
handle and you can see it there on

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the right, she goes by the
name voluptuous vamp. Mm hmmm, mm

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hmmm. Something not right about this? What was your first clue was?

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Was it when I said when the
donkey is really given that chicken the business?

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Yeah? That's how did they find
out that the donkey liked rubber chickens.

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That's what I'm saying is there's something
not right about this. There was

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some something happened that involved like grain
alcohol and uh no, you've got you've

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got the three components that you need
right there. Ra, You've got grain

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alcohol, a donkey, and a
rubber chicken. And this is what you

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get. A million. In my
mind that joke ends differently, but wow,

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okay, that is that's some white
people. Stop right there about found

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your new opener. The donkey or
the chicken. Oh it's a two man.

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You can't have one or not yet. It's a different kind of donkey

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show, Honkey and the Chocolate Bear. All right, fall on CBS.

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Can I please play your angry captain. Yes, everybody's on the show.

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00:47:30.079 --> 00:47:35.039
Don't worry. Well, of course
we're all gonna be on the show.

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We're all gonna be making it in
somebody's basement. Donkey and the Chocolate Bear.

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Oh man, oh man, you
feel better. Yeah, that's great.

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